*POKAL edition*
>upcöming mätches
TODAY 23/04
20:45 HSV - Da BULLS
TOMORROW 24/04
20:45 Werder - Buyern
*POKAL edition*
>upcöming mätches
TODAY 23/04
20:45 HSV - Da BULLS
TOMORROW 24/04
20:45 Werder - Buyern
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>/bundes/
>it's a DFB Pokal mätchday
reminder that we are already in the Era of the Bull
the Pokalfinale will be Bayern - Leipzig and Leipzig will win, officially starting their dominant years with this title. Future historians will look back to this season and say "yep, thats when The Great Bulling (as this era will officially be known) began."
we are all part of history frends, lets enjoy it
based and bullpilled
We, the /bundes/ posters, want a Nordderby as final
>NIGA
yeah, that's just a coinciden-
>88
oh.
honk honkler?
Smart of them, as long as Lewandowski regularly gets his vitamin injections there's no need for Bayern to get any other striker
sorry not happening, but you will get something else
Lewandowski is not good enough to win the Champions League. There. I said it.
true football connoisseurs dont care about dfb corruption cup
Müller won a CL
wow, careful with that hot take buddy
t. seething fan of an already eliminated team
go hsv
coming up on Hamburg now, something like 80km left
How is his Yea Forums career even going nowadays? I just remember his first "fight" and never heard anything again after that.
Just won the WWE Universal Championship.
>fußball
unterschicht was geht
dies uezs
Whom would the american bundes posters support if Hamburger played against KFC?
he would support the kentucky fried chicken ofc
KFC, he's from Chicago
>Cant bring the pyro to the match
>But can bring the pyro to the hotel
>Celebrating your opponent
KEKS
wäre based wenn nicht hsv
basiert trotz hiv
>Feinstaub
THINK OF THE SÖRENS
>tracer böller
militär-industrieller komplex ugezs
hob gwichst
Reiner = HSV
Densie = Leipzig
what kind of team is this? garbage tier. lol
Is this a new video?
>7 nig nogs
wew
olmo
And they aren't even good.
Pollersbeck can become /elite/?
Kaiserlaustern could have a pretty good team
Pollersbeck
Lowe Orban Heintz Zimmer
Koch
Klich Stoger Demirbay Younes
They would only need a decent striker
accurate representation of Hamburg
>matchday
>drachenzoomer shows up
Considering his posts, he's a HIV fan
>same time as jannie goes haywire.
Yeah...
NUR
DER
Don't worry, I have him under control
No matter how much I hate the HSV I really for some serious Zerfickung from Red Bull.
I do NOT appreciate you.
geh kacken schwachkopf
Yeah this
you really what?
*No matter how much I hate Red Bull
>I really for some serious Zerfickung
>when the deutsch dumbfuck tries to write in English
how the fuck did you even get on this website
zerfickung = desfucktion
Sums up /deutsch/ perfectly
literal regionalliga tier
Just some low key best betting. Definition of a sicheres Ding. Hope Werder wins, though.
jz 1 gulaschi
>semi final record is 6:0 by 1860 against >Schalke
I like this HSV song
Hope he gets fucked by the BLM soon.
Hsv defense looks shaky against all the bad 2nd bundes teams. They might break that record today.
good bet, actual sicheres ding
ez win
>History is not something you'd attach to RB Leipzig
OH NO NO NO
Still have some of my moms maulwurfkuchen for the game
>muh 'istry
>look at us we're old
yeah
t. seething historylet
Honestly?
FUCK Hamburg.
BULLEN WO SIND WIR
I'd root for Hamburger for the kino but we can't let Bayern win the cup
norddeutschland >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>Sirtaki
Papadopoulus still at Hamburg?
luv ngubu
this.
got the pasty anglo right tho
>cuckburg
go destroy them, Leipzig
Whats with the american on the left?
>paper on the pitch
uh-oh
lol hamburg's going to get slaughtered
There is literally nothing bad about RB and if you disagree you're just a seething "muh history, heritage and club culture" fag who's fan of some has-been team.
>Jatta
>t.Dosen kunde
1860 München fan detected
hsv ist der beschissenste überheblichste scheissverein den es gibt und verdient ein weiteres jahr in der zweiten auf dass die pleitegehen mögen.
war alles
t. metter Erfolgsfan aus dem Osten
Karlsruher SC fan detected
t. jungfrau
it's weird to see hiv actually play with an idea of what to do with the ball
t. St. Pauli customer
bases and redpilled
Dies.
Hamburg und Stuttgart sind die zwei größten Drecksnuttenvereine die es gibt.
t. fettsack
>2019
>repilled
>not honkpilled
have sex
Hamburg not doing too shabby
too bad they'll concede in 2 minutes
with you?
nope, just an average football fan. st pauli is a tic club.
afraid schalke fan detected
based
t. fette stinke jungfrau
virgin detected
Absolutely based.
based
6-0 incoming
wie heißt nochmal euer fettleibige rb leipzig konsument
holy shit
:^)
BULLED
>HSV
based
kek get owned Shitburg
spooggy
strong
Only customers root for reddit leipzig
HAHAHAHAHA
Ok that was some funny shit
Cheeky post
>Multikultiburg
>double TROLLPOST
based french fortune teller!
>Sabitzer
>he unironically supports Trashburg
oh no.. oh noooo look at the top of his *pffft hahahaha* head! look at it hahaha
t. stinky basement virgin
Excuse me, where is Tyler Adams
what does her pussy smell like?
Never said i support shitburg ypu customer
t. hamburger
Like nectar and ambrosia
rotten tuna, aka normal
his mom doesn't allow him to stay up this long
>tfw when haven’t had sex since last week now
hold me bros
T.reddit
What does he do?
>tfw it's been one year for me
BLOOTER
Gonna admit that was a pretty good goal
holy shit i just got rekt
based
Now I know why Karius was so shit
run fast in a straight line
>Gulasch
HAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO
*chips the ball in from 25m*
nothin personell
score goals
Leipzig is playing well but HSV will score in -1 minute tho
ok, that was based
oh no No NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Get fkced, Ossis!
poor little white boy got BLACKED
why even have white defenders anymore? they're physically not able to compete
Can he fix Hamburger Sport Verein?
absolutely based
Always rated Ngubu
he’s healthy strong and full of energy
SPOOOOKY
>jatta you just got roasted on Yea Forums
>ok chief i will bloot now
era of the dose is over
GET FUCKED BOI
Kampl is supposed to be a CM, not sure what he was doing back there
HOW
a goal :(
fuck your ossie gf
>HSV will win
>Bayern vs HSV final
>ends 11-0
Reminder that this guy has such a big foot fetish he commissioned a giant feet statue
red bull shook by black bull
hamburg is still sooooooo shit
only mangala and pollersbeck don't look like absolute clowns
Germany? Not a fan
Jatta to Bayern
You read it here first
>bayern already won their game
remember in pokal everything can happen, even for bayern
>gänsefleisch mal `n goffer uffmachen?
do they really talk like this?
>German defending
kek this is why i love /bundes/
that and german humour
hsv is bayerns angstgegner tho
How are they expecting Werner to play when it's that loud?
>werner
He's a dinosaur. No modern club should think about getting him as a coach. He would definitely work out in the romanian or russian league though
everyone in this thread looks like Mark Forster. How right am i?
>boomer jokes from boomer jokebooks from the 80ies
nah im white
>that header
what the hell
I don't look like a soiboy
is he bald or why does he never take the cap off?
not at all
I don't have glasses, hate hipster shit and am much fatter
So no
fuck you that hit close
>no kruse
werder are 2nd tier without him
>you
not at all
NARAY DU SAU
>bürgerlich Mark Ćwiertnia
nah i'm German
lmao, how do you miss that?
should be 2-1
Santos to leverkusen pls
>you know remember that Dino Magath is the last coach to win the league with a team other than Buyern and BVB
>you now remember the amazingly entertaining front 3 of Grafite, Misimovic and Dzeko
>you still don't rate based Magath
austrians should be banned from fussball
good comment
it's kinda cute that leipzig stuck with poulshit since the 3rd division
How is HIV shitting this hard on the Dose?
yeah, remember when they scored two goals that one time?
that could have been close if Bayern hadn't scored nine goals?
>vor drei jahren aus gambia geflüchtet
hartz-4 ronny ausgeblasen uezs
>You now remember Grafite
This guy was playing word class for 2-3 seasons. Never ever heard about him again.
Same for Misimovic
>werner
>Burgers getting funny
Let's see who's laughing in 3 minutes
who /patent/ here?
Werner is such a meme.
If only Gulacsi hadn't gone for the hollywood save, he'd have caught it.
>“grafitsch“
thereby proving my point about magath
>unironically being a griezmann cosplayer
why the fuck would you do that
ich fahr die ganz großen pötte ... die mary queen
HSV getting refballed pretty hard tbqh
ICH WEISS DASS ICH KRASS BIN.
This ref is pure cancer
well, that was a yellow
brych being brych
t. faceblind autist
NARAY DU FUCKING SAU MAN
fuggg
uffffff
dont be mean to him, he could become a father today
SKS here
NIGGER
This is ridiculous. HIV should be at least 3-1 up.
I thought Rangshit wanted to win the cup?
absolute state of this finishing
HSV will be the first 2 bundes side since Union to reach the final.
feels good man
>HIV should be at least 3-1 up.
already forgot the sitters poulshit, werner and sabitzer missed?
they had exactly these 3 chances, its not like they are better
No tradition, no fans, no passion, no ambition. It shows in matches like these.
Santos is based
should have 3 assists by now
very good as a holding mid btw
hsv has no chance leipzig has the away goal
Good game desu
thanks
Bennie didn't do anything wrong retards. It's just what Yea Forums makes you believe. He's actually legit
put your phone away, werner
you cant tell me what to do
Werner is an one season wonder.
So Sri Lanka was appearently done by the religion of peace. First thing I heard was something about buddhists lmao.
aua aua my pace
fuck off, stop lying polbaby
No shit, Sherlock
Hab ich das gerade richtig gehört? BVB - >Schalke im ARD?
Yep
What did you i miss?
Why is every cunt from Salerno in the stream?
based Kuntz
Buddhists are not as peaceful as you think m8. Was is Myanmar where they are slaughtering people?
It was done by (I)NTJ, literally Yea Forums
What happens if HSV win the DFBP okal but stay in the 2. bundes?
fuck off to reddit again
Brych is such a dogshit ref.
>those poor honourable Rohingya, Spiegel told me that those buddhists are monsters, we should take the poor gipsy-islamists in!
we will never know
Sorry for making you mad sweetie, I will remember to put trigger warnings next time
>genocide is ok when I want it to be
we will win the champions league next season
those weren't real Buddhists :^)
thx for derailing the thread polvirgin, much appreciated
I knew you would post lol u mad lol snowflake triggered, youre like a robot
Is there a reason Dosenball is this shit?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAMBURGER
They would steal the EL spot of one of the eternal Europa chokers like Bayer/Hoffe/Wolf. That's why we should all be rooting for Hamburger even if the chance of them winning it all is next to none.
fuck hamburg stop blueballing me
NORDDERBY NOW
what a nigger
>I have no idea what made the Buddhists hate those subhumans but I will parrot what Spiegel told me! Rohingya good, Buddhist bad!
>hiv
absolutely bottled that counter
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We did it bros
We won
BULLED
own goal lol
so this is why they got relegated...
>fischkopf thinks he will make it through the semis
yeah, no
also based leipsch
That female retard just mistook Werner for Frosberg
*schaltet den tv ab*
>NORDDERBY
Called it
BULLE
What can I do when you're always mad
I don't need to read any newspapers to know whether genocide is moralistically acceptable
who’s that cutiepatutie blonde chick with the nummerntafel?
>fat arms
>ösis schizo talking to himself again
HALT DEN RAND JETZT
>barely win against 10 man werder
lel
>half assing a win against bremen with 30 chances missed while struggle with 11 mann already
fixd :^]
Good. I hope Leipzig wins the cup.
>defending for 90 minutes
won't work tomrrow
Defending for 120 minutes will work, though. Bam. Utterly BTFO.
/thread
>tfw Werder just pretended to be shit on saturday
How will I ever recover?
Good sub, #27 was pretty bad
DROLLBOST :DDDD
You won't. Just like Robben. Bam. I did it again.
r u the rekmaster?
>pretending
sure thing, fiete
Damn dude, give him a rest
4SPERG :D
le epic trole 2019
nice
remember when people thought Hamburg would have a chance? I do because it was only 40 minutes ago
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>HSV
G
BULLT
>Hamburg
>omi dood
tjoar machste nix
>ard mann making excuses for the fouls of the refugee guy
of course
>winning against a bunch of literally whos
Yeah, we win this whole thing
>losing to the first top tier club
God, are they shit
THE STATE OF HAMBURGERS
Werner is sooooooooo bad.
HAMBURG IST EIN SCHEISS VEREIN UND VERDIENT EINEN WEITEREN ABSTIEG
gaaaaaaaaayyyyy
>all these silent hamburg virgins in this thread
based
This
*waves goodbye to HSV*
based
100% this. Keep making post like this and I keep giving (You) (You)s
lasogga is the epitome of Proletentum
aua aua mein kopf
Boomers BTFO
>leipsch fans chanting AUF WIEDERSEHEN
based
AHAHAHAHAHAH ERFOLGSFANS BEI SO EINEM SCHEISSVEREIN!
Eriksen
>fans
Kunden*
Poulsen making the game of his life and you watch EPL
shame
Was a good goal
der kunde ist könig
hsv fans sind bettler
:^]
SEETHING
omi always has to be (((different)))
Joa stimmt HSV fans sind besser.
NUR DER HSV
more like WINNING ;)
The Tyske pokkal game is not being showed live on my channels
what a handsome lad
Leipzig is gonna win the cup!
ERA OF THE BVLL
Hopefully Red Bull Brasil will become /elite/ very soon
gonna buy the pokalfinalist shirt right away. there won’t be a pokalgewinner shirt i know that
Bad posts even if they are ironic
>HSV „FANS“ being the scum they are
nice
>Leipzig Chads and Based Buyern in the final
>Norddeutschland peasants eternally seething
>Buyern - Leipzig final
Yes, I just unlocked Red Bull Brasil with the dubs
t. sharecuck customer
what a cute fan corner :3
Those were the most kino matches in German football in the past few years.
What division are they in right now?
based
2° division, but they brought Bragantino ( who was in 2 division ) and made a fusion with the actual Red Bull. The kits are kinda weird, and the crest in going to be the Red Bull logo only in 2030
Can't wait for Red Bull London to make Leipzig their bitch. You all know it's gonna happen.
>jatta wins MOTM
>rangnick eternally seething
based BLACK BVLL
why is rangnick such a petty little bitch
Hello, its indeed the ERA OF THE BULL
gonna get even more drunk now
Redpill me on Eastern Germany, are they based and Catholic?
southern germany is catholic
eastern germany is fairly shitholish for the most part
they are mostly atheistic or evangelical lutheran
>southern germany is catholic
and so are the Saarland, Rheinland-Pfalz and parts of NRW
Yes, but South Germany look a bit cucked
Not very based
What a fucking shit city.
>having Ur-Krostitzer as your sponsor
poor guys forced to drink this piss
>Vergesst die Angst, der Sieg is unser, die Mal war! Na klar!
celebrating ngubus.jpg
some Hamburglars threw beer at them, but sadly missed Werner
obligatory retarded counter
based #RBLFans12
WAKE UP YOU FAGGOTS
I NEED SOMEONE TO ENTERTAIN ME DURING THE DRIVE HOME
nice thanks for posting
Ok buddy, I'm here
Why you support your team and how it happened?
no such thing as "my team" desu
I'll go to Leipzig and Aue whenever I feel like it, I enjoy watching the football
Tomorrow I'll watch Chemnitz-Lok for the fuck of it
Love how he walks off like it just hit him how cringe that was.
Based ( I think )
But don't you have to wake Earl to go to university or job?
Traditionsfags absolutely SEETHING
the niga car was the highlight of this trip desu
while everyobe was stuck in the parking lot we had a nice talk with two Hamburglars, that was also nice
am on holiday
we'll arrive at Leipzig about 3am, so I could have easily made it to work and slept there
peinlich, peinlich
thx for all the pics rb fan fren
>anime profile pic
H0ffnungslos indeed
i'd stroke his penis gently
good post
>piston cup
bonus picture
Cute
>tfw no stadium gf
>Ossis
>Job
Lmao
who wants to chat a little? about /bundes/ of course, because /bundes/ is based.
let's talk about how Volksparkstadion is an old mudhole of a stadium
Will duesseldorf win the league next year
i mean, yeah. everything about hsv is shitty. literally everything.
"no"
The answer is ackshully yes
they will win the 17th place trophy
i know that you are a düsseldorf lifelong and i respect that, but sometimes you just have to be honest to yourself. it would be a great success for them to stay in the /bundes/ again. btw, i'm travelling to düsseldorf - werder on saturday.
will you bring back images
maybe one or two, like i usually do. probably after the game though, depends on the internet connection in the stadium.
We will pull a lester for sure
Print this post
i will print this post and wipe my butt with it to be totally desu with you.
I always complain about the awful connection at Leipzig, but Hamberg wasn't any better
as a werder lifelong i can't really imagine a worse connection than in the weserstadion. dortmund was surprisingly great and i have hopes for düsseldorf as well, cause it's a pretty modern stadium.
Leipzig is just dead. Doesn't get worse than a dead connection.
But they promise to get LTE going by August so we will see.
Also the Hamburg lads we talked to said Bremer weren"t even allowed to park in the usual places as your cars would get ruined, that's hilarious
Sometimes I like to put on baroque music and pretend I'm a king in my court
And you??
i don't
i don't either
that's real weird my man
>he needs to pretend being a king
fucking peasants lmao
i do but with romanticism and being an aristocrat
has elon musk completely lost the plot?
just looked at his twitter
more liek burger king amirite :DDDDD
That's homosex
Rude
I suspect that I may have blood from a Portuguese nobles, but since it's hard to trace things in these country and everything just started from a interracial orgy, I can't confirm.
But my father is white thus I'm atleast 60% European
He's really losing it, isn't he?
>following Richard Spencer
Austria wtf, he's literally a fag
Who's the qt top left
Lauren Southern I think
I built my rightwing safespace there, but am not active anymore for a long time
canadian cosplayer
Kys
>American """"right wing""""
Expected better of you desu
>not buulding a bubble
proud of Alois desu
shame on you, Le'Jawn'dri'ckx
Almost everything about politics that comes from USA in cringe. He literally claimed that being a sodomite was part of the white culture lmao
my knees hurt so fucking much
fuck BMW and everything it stands for, no leg freedom in this FUCKING car
and home
now for three hours of sleep
olmo
how long was yr drive
I think we left the parking lot at 23:30
so about 4 hours, one of which was getting out of that shit city
Is Leipzig based and redpilled and white?