/147/ Snooker

A special place

He'll turn the NAWTY up to 11.

>thread made by russian bot

Any sign of old medal man this year?

>implying you wouldn't

Yep, he's there and still alive

Just saw him in the indoor garden behind Hazel and Ken

I want a mature goddess that salivates and begs for icecream

>tfw have to study locomotor system

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that's a jap you swine

Hello lads, just came home from work. Anything interesting happened today? I see Judd is Justing

Is it boy or a girl? I can't really tell

it would be like fucking a child or an alien
i thinks thats why pedos love chinks

Ronnie did a classic >rpmmie and went out already. /ourboy/ Bing is on a ball run.

Ronnie getting BTFO
And now Judd is doing a classic nawty leaving first round.

Kek, shame I missed that. Not bad for someone who just yesterday saw a cue for the first time

does it really matter?

To be fair, it's not like Cahill is some complete unknown numpty. Eliminated Lelby from the last UK Champs

Un Nooh - 34 years old

"This boy"

Beat Ding earlier in the season too

Young oriental lad

>glompf

>snooker standards are high these days
Sure

All set up for Selby me ducks

post snooker qts
i saw one german or austrian, from pool wch

*ladyboy

>implying you wouldn't

Is that lady they keep showing Gilbert's wife or mom?

Gilbert wins barring 3 snookers from Perry

Honestly whoever wins this tournament now isnt even a true world champion now Ronnie is out.

It’s like when Porto won the champions league, like yeah are you won it but you’re not the best, you literally had a shit Monaco in the final.

For a world champion to be a world champion they have to beat the best and Ronnie is the best.

Yeah he could certainly do better

This is a high IQ post. What is your IQ if I may ask? This might sound like I'm trolling but I'm being totally serious.

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steve davis, now that was a gentleman player. *sips*

>replying to yourself

Mentally ill, thanks for reminding me to filter your inane thoughts on this PC as well.

I read his autobiography last year. It's truly what you'd expect of Interesting Davis.

I don't know what to expect from Davis autobio, so that doesn't say much.

I can't find a torrent for Hendies new autobio though and I aint paying over a tenner for it.

>I read Steve Davis's biography last year, how could you tell?

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I expected some interesting details about his personal inner-life, but in hindsight I should have expected what I got - snooker stories. The man lives for the snooker.

If you want some inner demons, give Hendry's a go. Losing his snooker skills broke him. The cynic in me thinks he only wrote it to salvage his rep after dumping his whore of a wife for a fit young woman though.

>tfw you'll never be as passionate about anything as Steve is about snooker

>dumping his whore of a wife

how was she a 'whore'?

I'm as passionate about videogames, it just so happens that's a completely worthless passion

Gilbert is a nice (young and talented) lad

What's the median age in the top 64?

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Remember though: Snooker isn't dying and standards are higher than ever!

i heard some people make billions on youtube and twitch

Reminder Selby beating Ronnie in the final permanently broke him

Average age of top 32 is 33/34. If it wasn't for the chinks, it'd be higher

Utter STATE of this sport. Not 1 single decent young player anywhere.

Only counts for the Crucible though.

>tfw same but with music and porn

Oh I'll definitely get around to reading his. Still want to read Ronnie's too.

More tournaments and prize money than ever before, more players than ever able to make a living solely from snooker, more countries than ever playing snooker. Its not even close to how bad it was in the last few years before Barry Hearn took over.

Yet every single older player (except Davis of course for obvious reasons) hates what Barry has done to the game. Wonder why that is?

are you both pretended to be retarding or?

the prize money in snooker has gone through the roof lately, if you think snooker has less exposure, you're fucking stupid.

John Higgins won the majority of his world championships after the age of 32.

Snooker isn't a boy's sport just like heavyweight boxing, snooker players primes are 31-41

why do I have to explain these things ffs

Kyren is probably the best young brit, he's a potential Tripe Crown event winner
Lisowski is "talented" too but who knows if he's got the bottle to win anything

and just to continue, literally watch any 80s final and see how fucking shocking the cue ball control during safeties was.

in the 80s they were getting their hand onto the table so much, but nowadays it's an actual privilege to have your hand on the table because the cue ball is going to be so tight to the cushion.

and yes ronnie is the greatest ever player to hold a cue

Brill

>Lisowski is "talented" too but who knows if he's got the bottle to win anything

Lisowski has star quality. His cue ball control is near level to Ronnie's.

If Lisowski can become unlocked form, he'll be the next Ronnie.

>Yet every single older player hates what Barry has done to the game
Citation needed and also irrelevant, you said its a dying sport, yet all the evidence shows its bigger than ever.

I think Bingham could win the whole thing.
He has a good balance between safety and break-building.
So does Hawkins, actually.

>retarding

He's in the best form of his career statistically. He'll likely have to get past Robertson in the quarters who is in even better form though.

wow someone doesn't know his basic memes

comfy snookering continues in 42 bings right?

Right

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yes m8

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I wish I had a stream where I could understand the commentary.
Stupid sexy Russian streams.

HA HA TIME FOR G----

Hello I’m not Lisicki, just thought you might’ve accidentally filtered him so I’ll tell you what he’s saying as he’s contibuting to snooker discussion

#
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are you both pretended to be retarding or?

the prize money in snooker has gone through the roof lately, if you think snooker has less exposure, you're fucking stupid.

John Higgins won the majority of his world championships after the age of 32.

Snooker isn't a boy's sport just like heavyweight boxing, snooker players primes are 31-41

why do I have to explain these things ffs

#
and just to continue, literally watch any 80s final and see how fucking shocking the cue ball control during safeties was.

in the 80s they were getting their hand onto the table so much, but nowadays it's an actual privilege to have your hand on the table because the cue ball is going to be so tight to the cushion.

and yes ronnie is the greatest ever player to hold a cue

#
>Lisowski is "talented" too but who knows if he's got the bottle to win anything

Lisowski has star quality. His cue ball control is near level to Ronnie's.

If Lisowski can become unlocked form, he'll be the next Ronnie.

I've been watching The Wire between snooker sessions and jesus christ this show really is kino

I'm watching the 1st season of The Wire and I just got done watching the episode where DeAngelo teaches the younger kids chess. I was blown away! I had to watch it a couple times to really pick up on it, but did you guys realize that when he was teaching them about the chess pieces, he was really referring to THEM being the pawns! What an incredible metaphor!

It was so deep and meaningful, I am amazed by the symbolism of this.

Do the later seasons continue on with such masterful symbolism? This was truly the pinnacle of storytelling that I have ever seen on a television show, and I think I can confidently say The Wire is the best show ever made without even having seen the entire series.

Also the acting is amazing. Idris Elba and Dominic West do a great job with their Baltimore accents.

alright Finbro don't sass me

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Best shot of the tournament so far? For me its this beaut

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Shiiieeeeeeet

truly a shot for the ages

White should have gone in tbqh.

It is a well known fact that the right wing within national-socialism frowns upon any sort of cue activities with the brown.

lel

Season 2 best season

tbqfh all the seasons except for 5 are pretty kino

such a juicy milf

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uuuuuuuuhh

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me in the back on the left

True

how hard is he actually seething?

>there will never be another busty ref in inappropriate outfits strutting around the table
suicidal feel

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Any uni students out there?

Cahill, Thepchaiya, Ding or any Young Chinese Lad for me

That is just disgusting attention whoring

True.
Why did she quit again?
It makes no sense.

she must have a exhibitionist fetish
uuhahh,,,,,

The first three are in the same quarter so you should get a semi finalist unless Seethen Maguire spoils things

>disgusting
costanza.jpeg

didn't she have a falling out and try to sue the snooker governing body?

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I don't know, but it's a disgrace for this sport that she's not the referee in the WC final.
Going for Scullion instead of her is like returning to the Dark Ages.

what did he mean by this? also hello friends

sorry m80 but a 50 year old women, who is happily married with children, showing a bit of cleavage isn't quite the same as a 23 roastie desperately trying to bait a sugar daddy.

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anyone got that picture of Bingham where he looks really fucking proper nawty as if he's just had the greatest chicken dinner of his life

This evening session doesn't seems so interesting lads, might skip it

>sorry m80 but a 50 year old women
You are now aware there is an increasing possibility of Michaela Tabb dying with every year

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>it's just an upside down 2
they probably joked about that

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Can Zhou Yuelong break the >young chinese player bottling curse?

Yes, it's not the same, but why even do that? Not professional

>not being hyped for a ball run by Bingham

be finished in 20 mins

has my beautiful girlfriend appeared yet this year?

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fug are the evening matches only on eurosport?

Ebdon needs to fuck off.

Based ronnie putting cahill over to secure the future of the sport. Truelly the GOAT. See you all in the autumn for the UK championship

The fattie was cuter tßh. Have she been seen today?

god ebdon is so shit, why do bbc always need to have a shit commentator. just got rid of foulds then they brought grandpa welsh, now fuckin ebdon

>Stupid sexy Russian streams
I think we have the sames, no English ace stream and one of the Igors has the most stereotypical deep Russian voice :DD Like a mafiaboss :D

Red Button too, I guess.

t. Ronnie

Imagine that tongue on your cue

He's probably retiring.

GWANN DOTTY

>Imagine that tongue on your cue
t-too lewd!

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>ywn have a gf who goes to watch snooker with you and is so excited she makes a stupid face for the camera and then gets sad and self-conscious when the ref tells her to behave

I know, he sounds like a fat middle-aged man sitting in sofa and drinking mugs of vodka.

would glaze.

Fugg, loled out loud at the mental image

use a vpn/dns trial and watch on the bbc site

Wah match are we washin lads?

Reminder that it's easy to play on today's perfect tables. The lads in the 70s would be smashing maximums for fun if they had the same conditions.

but it's not on BBC2

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47310951

Foulds commentary is underrated imo.

I downloaded a vpn thing and it only lasted about 20 minutes until it started asking for an update that would mean paying for the premium version.

>go to the snooker with a qt
>be afraid to tell her that Rpmmie got knocked out because you don't want her to lose interest
>"who cares about that autistic loser, I wanna watch Bing versus Wee Graeme!"
>excitedly grabs your hand and leads you through the venue

his voice made me want to climb up the walls, couldn't stand him. thinks he's shitting up eurosport now

>tfw no snooker loopy gf

marriage and three kids material, that.

>>excitedly grabs your hand and leads you through the venue
>into a toilet for disabled people

>former world number 3

Err hello yes when is Blorkins on?

tomorrow morning i think. against a bugman

Why is Eurosport 2 being a cunt this year and not showing the other table?

Time for arrrrr mawrk

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>missed entire days snooker
>have work to do this evening

Sometimes wish I was NEET

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Anyone have a working eurosport stream?

only the one with the Russian guy.

>Not being able to watch Snooker at work

Real shame that user, it's a great feeling

>used to have gf I would watch the snooks with
>she only liked funny guys
>all her comments on the actual game were useless
>if there was no drama she would get bored
>she would forget 90% of what happened and you basically couldn't talk to her about it

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Asks for a sign up

I work in public sector
>muh tax being spent on you watching snooker

>mfw my tax isn't spent on me watching snooker

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ok which stream do you want

Imagine sitting through whole session next to that fat guy

Bingham would make an amazing Kingpin in the Marvel universe.

sign up then jeez man you just need a random uk postal code iirc and email

typical experience of watching sport with a woman.
even when they're interested, they're just not as interested as men usually are.
and that makes their company quite useless, to be frank.

Bingham's attire is atrocious

The Bingpin

kek

>oi, where's your TV loicence!?
>w-we don't have a TV, we don't need a license...
>Ar' files show you watched Bingham vs Dott in Romania
>assange being arrested.jpg

I'll report you

iktf, it's the perfect sport for watching at work.

oy vey, can't wait to have meghan markle arrest&molest me

>Ebdon

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twitch.tv 93789

The Dottman comeback is ON

absolutely based
thank you friend

Why don't you buy eurosportplayer goy?

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based

Would love to see a Bing vs Ding final

Looks like Bingham's had his little ball run

>not having a tablet and tvtap pro on it

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i am a pirate, i don't pay

>Not bad for someone who just yesterday saw a cue for the first time

I just don't think you should be allowed to play at the World Championship if you need to keep asking the referee which ball you need to pot next.

don't wanna pay innit.

Would you rather:

Put down your beloved family dog; or
Look into Graeme's sad, sad eyes?

it's the dream final.
I've always wanted it too.

put down the scot

Need an engineering degree

Based virgo

S U P E R
F I N E
C L O T H S

SLOW UP

>cue ball goes into the pocket
>he doesn't fucking say it

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>Why do you avoid potting the black?
>Well the ref said I'm on a colour now and black's not a colour you see?

Cinematic moment as the white drops in last minute

Bingham is RATTLED

GWANN DOTTY

Dott is such a pitiable player

Anyone play snooker at the clubs and use the big cues instead of the extensions those think my pot rate with that is below 10%

Apparently he's the inspiration for 90% of The Smiths songs.

Why is Graeme Dott so sad?

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He's a former world champion and played in 2 further finals lad, most players will envy him

I want to wrap John Virgo in super fine cloths.

Not me, I'm one of the best rest players in the game.

the ones that wobble around like you have parkinsons?

he's like the personification of depression.
if depression had a face and a body, it would be him.
I will call Encyclopaedia Britannica and ask them to use his picture next to the article for "Depression".

Despite needing snookers, Zhou Yuelong takes the first frame

GO ON DOTT GO ON

>CMON CMON

>that woman with an endless supply of vegan shirts

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>watching sports with my mom
>if she doesn't know something she asks about it
>remembers and understands it after having it explained a few times
>genuinely interested in the sports she follows
>can have actual discussions about what's happening with her
>tfw

Maybe it's just how he reacts to setbacks. He looks like his mum died every time he misses a pot.

What was all that shouting on the other table lads

Leave Dott alone

Shane Long just scored a goal in the 6th second against Watford!

>imagine having a tiny body, a tiny head and a tiny face and being called Dott.

. --> this.

why do vegans always need everyone to know that they're vegan?
it's like the weedbros that don't shut up about smoking weed

we all know mothers are not women.
not in the same way, anyway.

Would love to do commentary with hendry on a Ronnie match and contasntly say Ronnie is the undisputed best player ever just to make him seethe

What curse did Carter put on Ronnie for this tournament?

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>Shane Long just scored a goal
>in the 6th second

Not sure which is most surprising

Zhou needed two snookers, got em, cleared up

At least the dudeweedlmao guys are having fun and wanting to share their enjoyment. Vegans are universally miserable cunts

For me, It's henders and virgo.

Hendry and McManus imo(in my opinion)

Can someone explain why all the young Chinese players have massive acne scarring on their faces?

Any two of Hendry, Davis and Taylor

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Government experiments with concentration drugs

Acne is a delicacy over there

Lmao they made fun of Zhou for being a manlet BBC on fire

Will they ever learn

Bingo playing utter garbage.

>Bing
it's over, comeback comfirmed

I got Zhou and Bing in my Uni sweeps AMA

Bing is getting wahoo'd

Ding, Bing and Blorky - Shag, Marry, Kill?

ye of little faith, he is just fucking with dott to utterly destroy his soul, letting him think hes back in it before killing it off

OH NO NO NO NO DOTTBROS

Jesus how he fluked that snook

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING DOTTBROS

You've been fucking BING'D

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hendry SAVAGE

BING BANG BOSH

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I wonder if hendry sees homeless people and thinks they should just have won more snooker tournaments

we 21st century now

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for me, it's Koiren

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Surprised China havent created a robot player yet

Wtf is this creepy shit

Snooker 2019 looks good

100% accurate representation

Actually did this between physics lectures way back when. No regrets coyote

topkek

There's loads on tour but their drivers are out of date by the latter parts of matches. People think they're choking, actually just malfunctioning.

Bing and Dott managed to finish 4 frames while Allen and Zhou haven't gotten through 2.

what did he say?
I was away tending to my pizza.

Shag Bing, Marry Ding, Kill Blorky

>British Eurosport commentators on the Allen vs. Zhou match talking about ordering pizza
lel

weedbros are poisoning the world and shooting up places when it inevitably gives them psychosis. All vegans do is be whiny mongs

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Mark Allen wants to be tortured by Selby off the table definitely.

>tfw also called Graeme
>tfw also a depressed, balding Scottish manlet

It's like watching myself on television. I can't take it. The only notable difference between us is I have a really deep voice but he sounds like a 12 year old girl. At least I have that.

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>not wanting to sound like a 12 year old girl

Do you think they draw straws on who casts with Ebdon?

He's also playing at the top of his profession, so he has that going for him

Champion league players:
Ronnie
Selby
Williams
Higgins
Robertson

Europa league players:
Bing
Ding
Trump
Hawkins

Whatever players:
Literally everyone else

Ebdon is a really nice guy. He gets way too much unncessary hate because of how he plays.

The only problem with Zhou is it looks like he has an American pool cue

it was never about how he plays for me.
it's his spazzing out with VEGAN POWER and stuff like that.

>at the top of his profession

not for a decade tbqh

Williams is Europa. Good list though.

t. delivery man

Bingham is only going to win this because of that fluke, isn't he?
Had that not happened, he would have seen his lead crumble and Dott would have probably beat him.

>muh napp
Shut up Virgo

Maybe it's because he's the guy I hear the least but whenever Ebdon is commentating it takes me until someone refers to him as Peter before I realise it's him

god damn miser didn't even tip!

F's in thread for Dott

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it's too warm, all my chocolate eggies are melting

OH NO NO NO NO IRISHBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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Welcome to the ZestZone

IT'S 10 PM ALREADY

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To early to crown Zhou Yuelong the Young Prince of Snooker?

Its actually 9 m8

actually its 11

>it's an Allen loses and says he's depressed episode

It's 3:00. Get it together you two

WHO let the american in?

wtf is going on is NASA messing with time?

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apologising for flukes is weird desu

>What's up y'all I was just stuffing my fave with a high fat cheese burger and browsing on my data capped Internet when I came across this awesome pool thread

Someone get him out

Dottman been making too many mistakes last two frames

Comeback is OFF

Well, 4 more to tie.

Stuart stewing and thinking about chicken stew.

>BROC N ROLL

How are the commentators too lazy to talk for the 90 seconds between frames

and 5 more to win

It's closer to acknowledgement than an apology

3 if he cheats.

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they gotta go piss

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bing bong what are you doing
>allen choking
he is going to die lads, isnt he?

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>mork

Come on Dott let's see you win this

this

4 nil Zhou love that lil nigga

kek saved me doing it

Fucking audience rustling their water

thanks for the twitch stream lad, too bad it ended prematurely

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should be back now

>ballbum "stuart" binghum

awful.
doesn't mention Virgo's neck when describing his anatomy.
forgets to mention that Taylor looks even more like a drunk than Virgo.

ugh, I should have never switched off the russian link.

thank you friend

Doddy on the verge of breakdown there

Given that all screens are landscape why is the table filmed portrait?

Who does he think he is.

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Rip Dott

>these two were once world champions

Anyone checked Bing's betting activity?

Comfy snooker

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How fucking big is that cat?

No, but Higgins have money on Dott.

cute rabbit

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You're welcome, just say if there's a problem because tt goes unchecked

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>tfw have to go to bed early because of doctor appointment
Good night

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GWANN DOTT FINISH THIS MUG

Looks like an unlockable in Snooker 19

get well soon brah

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Goodnight Bosnia

Your cat is cute af

best meme

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10/10

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kek

topkek

>I've convinced myself that I can no longer play as well as I used to, and it has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Every time I miss a ball or lose a match I think, 'There you go... told you so. You're not up to it. Your game's gone" And it has. It truly has

;-;7

Hendry's autobiography in epub format if anyone is interested

ebookhunter.ch/Me and the Table - My Autobiography by Hendry Stephen;_5bd016dfde99210a733296f2/

HAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>BING

Are you ready to watch Mark "the Jester from Leicester", "the Shark", "the Hoover", "Sat-Nav", "the Torturer", "Stickability", "the Ball Basher", "Blue Balls", "the Pocket Filla", "Black Beater", "the Human Leopard", "the Sausage Knight", "the Flukey Felcher", "Well Within His Sel-by Date", "the Molester from Leicester", "Markus Titus Selbius", "The Botanist" Selby win the 2019 World Snooker Championship title?

JUST

>bing

HOLY SHIT LOOOOL

LOL

COME ON DOTT

>Bing
How obvious is this rig?

Bingham you are a fucking tard

The fucking state of it

HAPPENING

CAM ON BINGO POT SOME FACKING BOLS

Bong is so obviously throwing this

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONO

christ

>bing

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top fucking kek
I love snooker lads

imagine how embarrassed bing must feel

B E A U T I F U L

He's just helping Dott in his struggle against the delivery drivers.

absolute kino session so far

GWAN DOTTY

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ThanQ m8

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Coming back from 8-1 is "Bing bing is gambling again" territory

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Dott left the arena so Bing had to sit there with the world staring at him for what must've felt like an ice age.

What the hell is Bing playing at

paddypower

howcome is stuart so large?

Don't think Bing is going to be able to look his children in the eyes after this ludicrous display

Through hard work

If you think Bing is throwing it you need to watch Mark Allen, he's not potted for over an hour and missed shots that I'd have sunk and my competition high break was 16

>2nd in-off
>again no WTCBG

You have one fucking job

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Zhou 5 nil the absolute state of Mork

Been watching Allen getting BTFO because I thought the other match was a foregone conclusion.

Great viewing.

>tfw no internet until next wednesday
what do I miss exactly ? Will I be in time for the quarterfinals ?

Fatties BTFO

Probably not. You'll catch the semis

Mark hands down has the worst temperment in the game right now.

They have the same coach.

Shit what occurred?
I was in the shower

is it Ronald McDonald?

It feels like he's missed pots that were hanging over the pocket, missed black off its spot twice and not played any good safeties, always fucking up the length

Isn't temperament the one thing he's meant to be good for?

is there a way to make webm out of video from eurosport player without downloading it?

unironically missed because he's fat

Nah he had an interview earlier the year on Eurosport where he basically said he was going to kill himself and the interviewer didn't know what to say

OBS Studio is free and lets you record the web page you're on. It's what I use and is fairly low effort.

thank you

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But aren't the commentators always going on about how he never gives up and he's a fighter and shit.

Would graeme dott be a pointless answer for snooker world champions?

What the fuck else do you expect them to say? Most of the commentators are wet towels, especially the wabs on the BBC.

looked up on the schedule, apparently I'll be in time for the 2nd day of the quarters
feels good tbqh

That was a genuine pointless question a few months ago and he was iirc

This tournament has been pretty mental already

He's fighting the toughest fight of all, depression youtu.be/-oCewqQ5pvk

Yikes!

>What the fuck else do you expect them to say?

I mean they've got a variety of options (great cueist, young, he's a character, etc.) and they went with figher for Mork.

Who's the greatest snooker player who's battled depression: Allen or Dott?

When’s Ronnie playing lads?

Bing has HAD it, not a happy bing

Didn't even know he was still playing

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>couldn't watch the last two hours
>mfw tuning in now and seeing the scores

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It's all so tiresome.

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He's kinda like Ronnie in that he doesn't choke under pressure, he's just an unpredictable headcase

Dott's a World Champion and has a reason to be depressed. The stuff he went through prior to his re-emergence would make anyone depressed.

Is Graeme Dott, dare I say it, our guy??

>players resort to torturing themselves until selby redemption arc

You used to be a worse torturer than Selby, but he changed.

He could've been a contender if he wasn't a filthy rangers supporter

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*He

What did he go through?

If Ronnie Bingbong and Allen go out will there be anyone here not supporting Ding?

Christ's fat cock, look at the state of that barnet Jimmy's rocking

/TeamShark/ here

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Check his wiki. Its some heavy stuff.

I'd rather Ding than Trump, but the patrician choice is Higgins again.

does that mean that in 10 years time, Lelby will be as bald, lonely and depressed as Dotto?

He had to play snooker for hours every day

has bing a mild form of down syndrome?

What about Dott fans?

>Supporting "Twenty's Plenty" Selby
no

Robertson is my guy out of the plausible winners. Lisowski would be even better but I don't see it happening

GIVE DOTTY YOUR ENERGY

\O/ \O/ \O/

fetal alcohol syndrome

4patriciansOnly

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Literally no-one but scots want to see Higgins win anything

I wouldn't call it mild

H I G G I N S
I
G
G
N
S

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\o/ \o/

\O/ \O/

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No he's just a League of Gentlemen character

Only onions boiz hate Higgins

>Supporting the SNP voting, IRA supporting cheat

"The Hawk" will win, unless "The Captain" comes through.

For me, it's John R Riggings

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Ding or my boy Blorkins, how ever unlikely that may be

d-delete this

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“How did you swallow 300000 John?

You’re a disgrace to snooker.”

Never forget

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I can't believe Allen is going to let a Chinese qualifier through the first round.

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Bing Status
Well and truly bonged

patrician taste

Ding > Blorky > Robertson > the rest

Shit break

>inb4 Bingham wins the next frame

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Not even Scots want to see Higgins win anything ever again.

I go hoarse booing whenever he appears on screen, I may burst something one day such is my hate.

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*bing*

Based and redpilled

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If Bingham wins now it'll feel like a tremendous waste of time

147 inc

>huge comeback
>lose match anyway
I would be depressed too.

Throw it away

Good call

*bing bong*

TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN

I will accept this

>Allen wins a frame
Comeback is on

Good to see based Higgins still works Yea Forums into a seethe

THAT RED

Who needs Selby to torture you when there's Bing?

this stocky little chink is /my guy/

This.

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does Dott have that disease where you look like a newborn forever?

Why have all the women im talking too stopped replying?

D O T T Y 2 H O T T Y

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He looks like an old man who spent too long in the bath

Based Dottman and his oversized Marks and Spencers shirt

They're clearly watching the snooker and want you to fuck off.

Day of the dott

bet Dott spends all his career earnings phoning Babestation and just talking to the girls about dreary shit

>Bing/Bazza/Ding triumvirate fans

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>8-1 lead
Has there been a bigger upset in recent years?

You’re appearing needy

there was one this very morning

>pretend you're a delivery driver dropping off my order

GWAN DOTTY

How come Bing gets free Swiss watches but all Mark Williams gets is reasonably priced used cars

top jej

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N I N E
I
N
E

>be in the lead
>win
hardly an upset

Racism

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Well, my post didn't age well lol

stream where cricfree is down

nice one dotty! now finish the bing

now bing will finish the scot as i prophesied

Holy fuck imagine Bingham winning this now

>young boy brought in of the streets last minute
>beats the world number one

Would love to see Bing knocked out

The memes for bing were literally the most unfunny thing I’ve ever seen

Nice one. Might be interesting to get an insight into Hendry. Growing up he was the robot nemesis of everyone's (inc me) fav The Whirlwind

Come on Dott!

Mark Allen is playing so badly lol

He might kill himself don't say anything too mean

mallen is losing it

>former pro
>falls off tour
>get redemption arc
>battles through qualifiers
>meets sick, old, tired man in first round
>wins

Has Bingham just given up already? He's looked defeated for the last five frames

Ding looks absolutey done

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As planned.

>Bing Ballrun "The Stuart" Chicken Dinner

Bing had a large bet on a final frame decider, finally time to cash out.

Love it when both the players mentally destruct lol

lol Bingham is so gonna win this.

>Ding

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That’s literally a horrific meme

imagine taking the time to make that thinking it was funny

12 ball plant incoming

Whoops

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Don't reply to the nonce lads

>muh neck
Curb Your Enthusiasm told me there are only two ways you get a neck injury
>supports Rangers
It all makes sense

all this tension is making my balls churn

>2 threads at limit
>only day 4

Based

>hear news in background
>"Today a new legend was forged in the crucible"

The kid is a fucking jobber you retards. He's never gonna win a single ranking title, even the shitty ones

>kid that fetches complimentary prawn crackers at the local chinese battles large irish man and wins.

The Shootout is calling

To be fair there was about a whole thread of people doing
>rppnnie
So that churned through a few hundred posts

its ogre for Bing now

...and it's a work day as well!

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fuckin hell

It's got to be one of the most eventful first rounds in recent memory

They were talking about Thepchaiya Un-Nooh holding a lead over Judd Trump

Other sports get away with it.

Dott misses a lot of blacks off the spot

OH AND THAT'S A BAD MISS

GWAN BING YOU CUNT

oh no no no no

Shootout is Ebdon's hunting ground.

I hope they are analysing betting patterns on this match. Disgrace to the sport.

>Dreaded Double Kiss

That's a big cue

it's been a good day of snooker

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Bing deserves to lose

>come back from 8 - 1 to 9 - 9
>lose

GIVE DOTT YOUR ENERGY

NOW

\o/

This is why I love watching Bing play.
It's either beautiful snooker or a fucking nail biter. Love it.

He does but on the other hand I have £100 on him so GWAN BING

RIP Dott

. . . . . . . .

Someone keep a close eye on Graeme if he loses this now

When’s ronnie playing lads

THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS IN THE WORLD
WELL, I WANT A NAME WHEN A LOSE
THEY CALL STUART BINGHAM THE CHICKEN DINNER
WELL CALL ME GRAEME BLUES

Bingham winning it for thumbs everywhere
It's the hope that drives you to suicide

Can you fuck off for once

Next year

will dott stream his suicide i wonder?

>if

it can't end like this ;_;

Bingham did not deserve a win

OH NO NO NO

>wake me up inside

God dammit Dott

based oh no no no Finn

Neither does, and that's why fuckers on the telly who say things like need to fuck off.

Playing that snooker was as good as tying the noose around his neck

Lol yeah maybe for a casual like you but I actually watch all the tournaments

He'll order something off Amazon and blow his brains out when the courier arrives

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\0/

>tfw just been reading both threads
>reach the end just in time for the snooks to end
Should I be happy or sad at my timing?

CMON STUART YOU BIG SCROTE

So money was on 19 frames?

>bingis

2's plenty

What did you think of my contributions?

winner winner he's the binger

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All the colours are on the cushion Dott just leave it lad x

for fucks sake

>that fucking green

Could have done with that 10 minutes ago Graeme

Dott you absolute twat

told ya

>"Don't count this man out!"
>they'd already declared Bingham the victor 5 minutes ago

>7-2

Should have started the first session with that desu

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

WINNER WINNER BINGHAM WINNER

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Wew

reminder that Ding and Mark Allen are besties

alright, night boys, it's been some day

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I will never look at Bingham the same way again

Time for Super League highlights, a real man's sport

Why didnt he get the cueball behind the blue? Why did he pot the brown?

Deeply unsatisfying end to that match.
Ffs Graeme

Lads, good night.

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Til tomorrow

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Same as always. Your mental illness pushes you to misbehave, and I cannot encourage it. It's a bit rich telling you to kill yourself, because you might actually do it, but a lot of your posts make things worse. Your new "When's Ronnie playing?" meme has potential, but it's yours so it will never catch on.

MauledByTheTigers > Poleaboo and their various other names > you > posters in official football match threads

why would someone draw this?

Absolutely Disgusting! See you guys tomorrow.