Name a shittier animal. You literally can't

muscular chad goose showing the flabby virgin yank who's in charge

*honk honk*

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Crows are still worse. At least these things land and you can kill them

>shittier
Geese are fucking Chad's, shittiest animals are fucking sloths or pandas

when I was at uoft one of these fuckers chased me near queens park
what a little shit

fpbp

don't disrespect them. they do not forget a face, and have the intellect and cognitive function of an average gringo toddler.

>only animal that I want extinct

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I don't care. They're extremely loud and probably twice as annoying

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The only goose that matters

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At least crows dont attack people and hold up traffic

Based gooseman

Also zerogoose but only elite Yea Forums posters will remeber him.

this entire thread is based off a leftypol youtube video

>using leftypol outside of /pol/
Holy fucking yikes

Never used /pol/ in my life. I just have crows in my garden and i despised them.

Fake as shit

>using yikes outside of real life
oof

Wtf are you talking about?

You can kill both if you’re a decent shot.

this, eradicating those fuckers should be #1 priority.

Flies

They're pointless beings just on this planet to annoy people.

In NJ we have these fuckers all year round. It's awful

vox just put out a video about canada geese this morning

blacks

>racism
Such low-hanging fruit. How trite

Americans (of every race)

You realize this is the start of geese season in the states right?

nobody was talking about niggers you bigot

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daddy long legs. even its name is pathetic.

>eradicate mosquitos
>Africa's pipulation temp of growth triples cos no malaria
>countless bird species that feed on them go extinct, screwing up the whole eco system
Great idea

most poisonous spider, it just dont bite ppl

Ngubu growth is already at maximum, malaria is irrelevant in keeping their numbers down.

The real answer is Koalas.

What a pointless, braindead fucking animal

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youtu.be/O0cAx1jLbJk

>>countless bird species that feed on them go extinct, screwing up the whole eco system
we can sacrifice a few birds, the rest will find other bugs to eat, so no big ripple effect across the food chain
>>Africa's pipulation temp of growth triples cos no malaria
we invent super AIDS

fpbp

hilarious how its mouth moves

That's cruel as fuck.

420 blaze it animal, most of the time they are drugged.

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*force field activated*

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There’s a trend here).

When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn’t want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother’s anus until she leaks a little diarrhea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.

This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?

Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn’t helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.

Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:

Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury… should they fall from a tree.

An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.

If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother’s anus until she leaks a little diarrhea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
Koalas are BRAAAAAAAP posters?

If mosquitos are gone those birds serve no purpose to the eco system

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how new are you

based as fuck

What are some birds that feed on mosquitoes?

inb4 ur mom

state of newcunts

they really are the retards of the animal kingdom

>implying there's only 1(one) specie of mosquito out there
>implying mosquitoes only feed on humans
take a load of this brainlet. get educated faggot

Imagine if you, a highly advanced species, allowed one of the dumbest most violent retard animals in existence live amongst you for absolutely no reason. All they do is cause problems, block traffic, and attack pedestrians who are minding their own business. Frankly, they're lucky they aren't hunted for sport. Naturally, I am talking about niggers.

>a highly advanced species
>tf
>tp

>yes i admit i have a jamalish look about me but i assure you i am just as white as any muhammad

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Indian goose

Racism will not be tolerated outside of

Portuguese Man of War.

Mosquitos
Flies

fpbp

>>>/reddit/

Cows are such pussies.

the only people on Yea Forums that pay attention to vox are /pol/ shitters themselves

These fuckers always stand in the middle of the road when I'm trying to go to work in the morning. They dont move if you honk your horn and if you get out to chase them off they chase after you and bite at you. And my state has some shitty law making it illegal to kill them

Seriously fuck them

THE
GOOSE
IS
LOOSE

> tf
>tp
> tf
> tp

It's amazing how dumb this animal is

They're pretty ungrateful. One time I was shaking apples out of an apple tree on my campus and hundreds of these fuckers swarmed me. I tried to feed a couple but they would just hiss back at me.

Lol

*blocks your path*

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They're assholes, and their shit ruins every single sports field in the country. I have slipped on goose shits many times while playing soccer, i also made a diving baseball catch and ended up with a goose shit smeared on my chest. Only redeeming quality is that they can be hunted and farmed for their down feathers, and are ok to eat.

at least it created a successful clothing company