/hoc/

>yes, our favorite team is Nashville, how did you know?

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For me it's Zuccarello and the Dallas Stars

>recycling

based and dallaspilled

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p-pls don't make fun of my players

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I miss the old Stars jerseys

>daytime hoc

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Hertl is elite

>4 game 7s
YIKES thanks for holding up the second round fagalina

C/a/nes! >Us sunbelters have to stick together! Go C/a/nes!

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>bandwagoning before the blood is even dry
worst fanbase in the league

what do you expect when we allow yurop to recycle threads

kys

Lolcraps

>golden memes so soft their coach has to trash talk for them
LMAO

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today the bruins and golden knights will be knocked out of the playoffs. the bruins will lose by at least 3 and the golden knights will put up a better fight, only losing by 1.

Rinne in never ever going to win the cup and i'm not mad at all lads

Most goalies won't. Rask might win his 2nd.

For me, its saskatchewan

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finland-shitzerland soon bois

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why is a potential cup winning goalie struggling against the laffs?

the only goalie winning a cup this year is freddy andersen

They arent giving a ring to the backup?

good elimination day leafs nation

sparks will be lucky if they dont cut him

Is it yet the sudden death games?

That's not how you spell Masterton winner, Vezina winner Robin Lehner

for finland yes :D

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Based updated ice poster

>jones made 58 saves in game 6
>58
god damn it

jones is the saviour vegass never had

>second round will be exclusively on bad ice

good morning leafs nation

>Miro Heiskanen played 159:10 in the series, more than any other player on either team. In fact, he’s second in the league in total ice time in these playoffs and first at even strength. He’s also the third youngest player to play in these playoffs

oh

what a stud
its too bad dallas will be his graveyard

Poor man's Lindell.

is it worse to fall out of the top division in U18 or dykepuck?

Yeah it was nice to see PK congratulating him. He was literally the best d-man in that series

>laffs elimination day
BASED

wtf did shannon mean by this?

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Talk about over compensating. Finns are so stupid.

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Sharks

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>second in the league
what a pleb

U18, they literally are better than the women

this cope

ahhhhhh I don't know who to root against. Obv don't want laffs to win the Lee but I'd like to see them get wrecked by the Isles.

Day of the rake is on its way leafs
cnnphilippines.com/news/2019/4/23/Rodrigo-Duterte-Canada-trash-war.html

Today the final Canadian team gets eliminated. Be sure to remind them that 1993 was their last cup.

hello darkness my old friend

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obsessed

miro is 15minutes behind the leader in TOI despite having the same number of GP

Canada would probably get BTFO by a country like the Philippines so we would have another reason to laugh at them

its ok big daddy america would have to save us :)

Better yet, they should field an NHL expansion team and win a cup before Canada

Who are the two younger players?

No we actually sold them helicopters

texier and svech

Would rather see Tavares vs Islanders than Boston to be honest.

Dougie Hamilton must be one

Dougie is what you call your hamster.

>loses to viet fucking nam

robert thomas is also younger by a few days
was this meant to be said in jest?

How about you ingest the fact Canada hasn't won in 30 years

tfw the Leaves will exceed the Rags' cupless streak in only 3 more seasons.

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obsessed

Always thought Texier was some seasoned AHL help for Kalpa. Surprised he was so young considering how well he scored here.

Pekka Rinne will become the Predators head coach when he retires.

this post makes no sense
not surprised it was made by an american flag

Cupless

>In 1941, with expansionist Japan posing an increasing threat, Dougie MacArthur was recalled to active duty and named commander of U.S. Army forces in the Far East.

lads, i don't know about you, but i can't wait to endlessly mock canada for the next year after tonight

old cups dont mean no cups :)

You probably wear an old cup you filthy fuck

your mom doesnt mind :^)

Let me break it down for you, Tirique
>rags don't win cup for 54 years
>laffs last cup 1967
>laffs winless streak at 55 years in 2022

Your dad doesn't pay you any mind because you haven't won a cup in 30 years

laffs are winning the cup this year friendo

>yesterday sunbeltposting
>today 1993posting
Guess I'll have to wait for summer /hoc/

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I'm from the future. They lost 7-6 after leading 6-0 with 4 minutes left in the third period.

enjoy hoc before the Philippines destroy your city

Mitcher is dum dumb

Brutal. Does JT suicide when the Isles don't lose a playoff game the entire ploffs?

which canadian pissed in this burger's cornflakes this morning?
they are FUMING

Its just that one blots fan butt blasted mad because they got swept by the Teds so he's taking it out on everyone, ignore and resume /hoc/ activities

>canadian team hasn't won the cup since 1993
>every team has canadian players
>canada wins the cup every single year

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>trying to ride the Canes' coattails

Fuck off

Glad to see you're already consoling each other. Tonight's gonna be rough on you

bruins fans are realizing they are facing their elimination day and are acting out in response. sorry friends, the leafs are the new kid on the block and you'll go back to dumpster status throughout the 20's.

Like most of the Canes fans that don't live in the Raleigh area are any different

>canada wins the cup every single year
it's an undeniable fact that a canadian team hasn't won a stanley cup in 26 years

They're the >carolina hurricanes. If you're from NC/SC you're supposed to root for them

>canada hasn't won the cup in 26 years despite the fact that every team is majority canadian

it's an undeniable fact that a canadian team hasn't won a stanley cup in 26 years

Cant wait to see what "dirty" plays you faggots cry about tonight

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you've been stuck in this stage of grief for years. Sad!

LEAFS ELIMINATION DAY

Business idea: expand into Mexico

Justin Trudeau said "a Canadian solution" was being developed

so he's going to dress his family in traditional filipino garb and make a fool of himself?

LA already has a team

So just another day for the Trudeau family

>only 6 non Canadian captains have won the stanley cup

I think a real Canadian solution would've been shoving the trash up his ass and crying that they haven't won since 1993

>be canadian nhl team
>lose

montreal and toronto combined have more stanley cups then all of the american teams added together. the more you know.

Day of the rake lads

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>be Canadian Olympic team
>also lose

leafs are going to burn down boston after they shut out the bruins just like in 1814 when canada burned down washington dc

getting some good braaps in
might be time to drop a nashville soon

>dustin brown is the winningest american captain of all time
cant make this shit up

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Whoa calm down save it for later when we're laughing at you

what did we do to piss you off gramps?

Does anyone even remember Derian Hatcher?

game 7 winners imo
boston bruins
vegas golden knights
washington capitals
thoughts?

im just here for the memes

He only won one cup but it was cool when he tried to kill Petr Sykora

you have some shade to throw on the burgers then?

boiling

ok kiddo, now go catch the school bus before youre late

id love to but they always win the cup. i can shit on individual teams but an americlap team wins it every year

>first we give them siima, then we pull the matto alta

/hoc/ is for memes

busness idea: best of 3 playoff series

Your moms period was late so I pushed her down the stairs

1993

Motion denied

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK HOW M-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOK HOW MAD HE IS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1993 pusy

ah you fell for the nations compete for the cup meme
sad

face reality pusy or tonight's gonna hurt

im a /cric/chad. i only post here when theres something funny and the day of the rake is funny and makes people mad.

Counter: If it goes to game 7 the mascots fist fight at center ice. The winner gets a goal for their team.

what reality is that?

They're mad because they haven't won in 30 years. Could you imagine that? They also didn't medal at the olympics hahaha

Anton Lundell desu

Business idea: double elimination

>/cric/
Ah so our bitch, good to know. Lick the floor bitch

is he the brother of Lindell?

Relocation ideas after Toronto gets burned down tonight

Toronto>Honolulu
Calgary>Little Rock
Edmonton>Juneau
Vancouver>Tucson
Winnipeg>some rest stop in Utah
Montreal>Montgomery

Oh no no no

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makes sense

Pls no, literally all the teams I don't want to win

>business idea: less hockey
what in the everloving fuck?

a clear correlation

>a nation of 300 million still struggles to overtake a nation of 30 mil in current year
if only black people could into hockey

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>lose for 30 years
>call it a struggle
Delusional!

>arguing with based hill billy retard
you're asking for it honestly

I see one or two Taiqueesius-es on every team now ('cept >muh Isles)

no you don't

Canada getting BTFO tonight

>either the canes will complete the cycle of this playoffs being fucking bizarro world bullshit or a team that hasn't even sniffed at the playoffs for a decade and is so hurt that they are littered with AHL callups still managed to push the defending champions to seven games

either way it's been a good series

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except they are canadian other than pic related and a handful more

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>either way it's been a good series
no it hasnt
only a fucking homer thinks this

Leafs WILL win tonight

>this mad
better than >your team's series m8

Please no

why do i have to be mad to share my opinion?
2 blow out games and the refs deciding all the close ones
maybe if you paid attention to hockey outside your team you would understand

This, ovi has taken the series on his back for the fans

love flim flams
love hasb
indifferent jests
indifferent cantpucks
indifferent coilers
indifferent snes
HATE laffs

simple as

youtu.be/B881EDXDc2A

Taipei hockey vs Luxembourg

Good post

Reminder if you can't do a pivot going at full speed you have absolutely NO business posting here

t. can't skate

great pass there by xian jiang

WTF I love Japan now

youtube.com/watch?v=flo1R30dm2M

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>yfw tavares loses in the first round while the islanders win the cup this year

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>5-0

finland can't lose this time?

Is this even a real timezone

Blessed _______ & _______ elimination day

Not based but red pilled

>shorks
>laffs
desu

>reddit
oshie
>Yea Forums
wilson
>hfboards
ovi

I have a strange feeling that the shorks will find a way to gary themselves to the next round tbf

It's Tuukka time!

youtube.com/watch?v=FUVGz0MVyKI

How can they out gary gary's team?

I was rooting for the Canes, but the cringe here makes me want Ovi to put on another show and blow them out now.

That is what gary wants you to think. I'm thinking that the shorks have been gary's real team all along, and he has just been playing a long game

90% sure its a falseflagger

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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Any outcome will be fun - Canes win then all four division champs fell first round. Caps win, they get to face their old coach and get BTFO by the Isles.

Hope so, otherwise yeesh

>don't live anywhere near any teams
>If my team is doing good I'm a bandwagoner
>If my team is doing bad I'm a contrarian

well who the fuck am I supposed to root for then

youtube.com/watch?v=lCEvOMyrN04

neither option gets him the cup

LOVE women's hockey
HATE feminism

HATE hockey
LOVE feminism

HATE WOMEN
HATE HOCLEY
HATE THE ‘CANES

cringe
somehow even more cringe despite not being a leaf

The Dallas Stars

KUOLKAA SAATANAN HUORAN PENNUT VITTU KUOLKAA

LOVE women's cricket
HATE men's hockey

1993

Imagine not liking qt ponytails poking out the back of helmets and bobbing around the ice

I think 1967 is a most important date, because there are plenty of good Canadian hockey players, but there is one Canadian hockey franchise that has made failure their raison d'etre.

here we go lets go boys

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>tfw banned on computer
>won't be able to shitpost during the laffs choke
Feels bad bros

My problem with women's sports is that they take it seriously, like they're something special. Literally btfo by adolescent teenage boys.

What state lad

just phonepost instead

For me its absolutely destroying the mountain jews

she's sipping a drink through a straw, right?

Hill billy teams still left in the playoffs:
>leafs
>blues
>caps
>shorks
>knights

Non hill billy teams:
>stars
>avs
>canes
>islanders
>bruins
>teds

extremely dumb post finland

>Non hill billy teams:
>stars
wut

>actually serving out your ban
What a faggot cuck.

>he shits on God's country
Joseph Smith may have been a lunatic, but he was right on the money when he said the Garden of Eden was here in the Show-Me State. If you wanna continue to blaspheme in the name of skate and slap, I suggest you find something less dangerous to fuck with, because I promise you, the wrath of the Ozarks hits like a God damned super tornado on good old fashioned 417-cooked methamphetamine and you will be the first one I find to put 6 feet under the surface of Pomme de Terre.

I don't know how to evade it bro.

What's wrong with women competing in sports against other women? Any serious argument for women competing with or against men is ridiculous for the point you just said. But why shouldn't we take female vs female sports seriously? Even if they biologically and physically are incapable of reaching the same heights and standards of male athletes, they are still skilled athletes.

Delete system 32

delete 4chans cookies, turn your router off for like an hour then back on

>skilled
>gets beat by high school kids

Based bong

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Skilled when compared to other women

forgot about schofield beating nhl men already?

>9-0

binlan stronk

based babby finns staving off relegation

It is our destiny to lose to the bruins in game 7 over and over and over

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Toronto isn't Canada. It a unique shithole littered with failed models, busking retards and Indians who drive Van's into people

+1

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Which only matters to other women, except it doesn't because women don't give a shit about sports and rely on men to support their leagues.

You have to believe.

let's go bruins

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JUST

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what comprises canada then?
is it the pajeet cowboy larpers of calgary?
or perhaps the chink infested shithole known as hongcouver?

Saskatchewan

>the only real place that is canada has no nhl team
pottery i guess

Saskatchewan is a suburb of las vegas

She’s sipping cum through a penis

Not every team is majority Canadian. >My team only has four Canadian players, although it is three of our best to be fair.

Based /hoc/ recycling

It's hard to support something you don't know exists. The CWHL for example had almost no marketing, many people didn't know it existed until it was in the news for folding. However many people, including women, strongly support something like women's tennis partially because it gets regular coverage and marketing. The Olympics has that prestige and marketing, thus that is when people tune in to women's sports. But outside the Olympics there is no coverage or marketing. Could what you say be true, that women just don't like sports? Possibly, but there are many other factors that may have a much bigger impact.

las vegas is a suburb of clark county
the great province of saskatchewan does not associate with degenerates

post >yfw relocanes-teds ECF and bloos-kniggets WCF

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you can only reply to this post if your country beat switzerland with 12 goals or more in u18

not so fast the rest of you

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not sure if I want canes/teds for the memes or islels/laffs for the bloodbath

>mfw nothing to do until October

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The assimilation begins

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Make some new anime edits.

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>being mean to the Swiss
>running up the score
This is why no one likes you Suomi

you could always kill yourself instead of smugposting after getting BTFO

>tfw didn't get a single series right
That might change today

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>shorks in finals

LMAO

>Panthers never won a play off series apart from their final run in 1996
How did that even happen?

Let me clarify - that they compete against each other is absolutely fine, but to think they’re special because they’re better than other women athletes is a joke

Yes the coverage was very small. Tons of people on Calgary had no clue they had a womens hockey team or that it was one of the best club teams ever because it got no advertisement. The Furies started seeing more people show up once the leafs started supporting them. It's like people are afraid to support something if they aren't affiliated to something they know.

have sex

BRI@HER 4PM
CHI@GR 4PM
SYR@CLE 430PM
MIL@IA 5PM
COL@BAK 7PM

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Women are slower, weaker, and shorter - all the opposite values of properties that make it fun to watch sports - to see freaks of nature do amazing physical feats that almost no one else could do. Watching women sports is like watching highly trained 11 year old boys’ sports.

Please take your dykepuck discussions to Yea Forums or /trash/ or anywhere I really don't care, there is real hockey on.

just woke up

Cause there’s so much else going on in the world of /hoc/ right now. We’ve been meming on blots/pengs for a week already

Based neet

Rooting against the leafs tonight tbqhwy

meme on them harder
what tranpa has done is inexcusable

not a neet desu.

Broke yet?

Dallas and Roenick do

TAMPON GAY
ONLY GOOD FOR ONE PERIOD

*wins*

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You're like a week late retard.

what was the level of smugness coming outta florida during the first intermission?

Having like 3 appearances in the playoffs will do that

I will fire up the time machine.

>rags south

checked

>only game 7s remaining

now this script i can get behind of

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Who are the other 3 directional >rags?

>rags north
coilers
>rags (east)
NY >rags
>rags south
tranpa
>rags west
bing bings

Imagine the smell

>R
>_A
>__G
>___S
>____S
>_____O
>______U
>_______T
>________H

>mfw no C*n*di*n teams left

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Reminder that the blues are Canadas team.

"no"

quit trying to force this meme
/hoc/ didn't even have any blues fans since last week

"yes"

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Merry laffs & vegass elimination day for you all

this is a complete lie

They're all Americans now. That's what happens when you sell your soul.

cool, ill be sure to remind your mother shes canadian now

>best player is russian

cry more faggot

best player is binnington and its not even close

>your mum
Seething canadumbs forever btfo and cucked by Americans again.

>Rask pulled in the first period
>Breaks Rinne's record

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Ryan O'Rielly is from Ontario, Canada.

>pays others to play
>thinks he isnt the cuck for enjoying it
americuckold logic

>best team in the playoffs
>only four americucks, only one of them actually plays

you need a map bro? Pretty sure St Louis is in America, just saying

>admitting to being a poor fag while simultaneously clinging to the positive that hockey is a rich sport
>usa 2 candumb 0

>you must be poor to want earn money
LMAO

why doesnt st poois hire some americans to win then?

>thank you Mr. American for keeping our league afloat and giving us jobs. Please let us return the favor by providing you with entertainment and destroying our bodies for your pleasure.

The absolute STATE of leafistan

Just shaved my balls and pubes lads

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>thank you fucking our wives you great canadian bulls, we'll continue sitting on the sidelines all season waiting

>SEETHE
Lmao the cucknadian cant go 5 seconds without talking about his cuck fantasy

i keep all my trimmings in a bag next to my piss bottles

now go have a wank and tell us how it feels

>canadian captain
>canadian coach
>canadian general manager
rmyt

>umad
>nou
all we are missing is the obsession post

don't forget
>based in st. louis, missouri
>owned by an american

>Canadians literally grabbing draws like this
Desperation mode. Canadian based franchises aren’t making it buddy

Are we really at the time of year where all the canadian franchises are out of the playoffs so leafs start latching onto whatever american franchise has the most canadian players?

Not like your shit team will be any better in 6 months.

I mean only 2 canadian teams made the playoffs this year, theoretically only a 12% chance to win the cup if every team had an equal chance. Most years only 1 or 2 canadian teams make the playoffs, Is it no surprise we're at 26 years and counting

Clippers/buzzers or an actual razor? Do they feel cold now?

Are we really at the time of year where all the american teams who are in the playoffs start understanding that their captain, coach and gm are canadians?

For me it's anyone but sunbelt

This is advanced cope

Bruins then.

fits right into the "american cuck pays canadian bulls to fuck his wife (win the cup)" narrative

Not really. 2015 was really the only year you could genuinely laugh at us since the Coilers were the only ones who missed playoffs

>live in America
>play for Americans
>work for Americans
>hang out with Americans
>absorb american culture
Sorry m8 americanism is like a virus. Once your here long enough youre an american.

Thx user

why dont they choose to play for team america then?

lmao

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Gillette and yes they feel

I laughed pretty hard when Hongcouver started flipping every car in sight.

>>absorb american culture
Literally the only difference between us is muh guns and sports

>there's that cuck fantasy again
It's like a broken record

an american brought it up mate
im just driving it home

Seething

3 teams....
Calgary
Winnipeg
Toronto
Just sayin'

Got any more buzzwords you want to throw at me? Must be hard not getting past grade 10.

What kind of return would he get if traded?

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No only 2 did. Calgary and Winnipeg

Don't need buzzwords when you have this Reply with anger

their kids do

To be fair everyone in Canada is laughing at Hongcouver daily

2 firsts, a top tier prospect and a roster player

got some examples?

Leafers are no longer Canadian?

Just woke up.

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Never was. Fuck the laffs and fuck Torontonistan

Fair enough.

>neet cane fangay
>cant afford to support his team
pottery

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He has a good contract so yeah that’s probably a fair return. Depends on what you mean by a roster player. Could a top 9 forward suffice?

Nothing like canadians cheering for american franchises.
Really cheers me up in the morning.

lot of butthurt ITT

FIIIIIIUIIIGHTTTTTT AND WIIIIIIIIIN

COPE COPE COPE

come to stir the pot some more gramps?

Cliff Pu

thoughts on dallas vs st louis? pretty good goalie matchup I think

Q will make Pu elite down in Florida

Didn't sleep at all the night before, because insomnia. Took today off to sleep in.
Thank you for reading my blog.

BRETT HULL

>goalie duel
>power forwards on both side
Should be a good series desu

>Toronto
>Canada
Pick one

>"american" franchise
>5% americans
lmao

twitter.com/riger1984/status/1119370070768148480
Red Wings are on the way to become an Oilers-tier old boys club

brett hall was a canadian born who chose to play for america
not a child of a canadian father who was born in america and chose to play for america

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You don’t have to attach the same 6 carolinigger images to each post you make every thread

>this is what canagays have to tell themselves after all of their teams have been eliminated
lmao back to Yea Forums with you

based

You don't have to attach your retardation to every post you make but here we are.

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"No."

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He needs constant validation

>ZERO
argument

>reaction images pulled straight from reddit
not surprised in the slightest

how else would he get attention

Canadians SEETHING today
Must suck not seeing your team in the playoffs and instead having to latch onto whatever american franchise has more leafs playing for it.

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>*exists*
>*Canadians start seething*
Based.

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>"american team"
>5% americans
Utterly hilarious the delusion americans have to go through to think they are good at hockey.

Please, >we will hire McCrimmon and become a competent franchise once again

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american teams have won the last 26 stanley cups
does anyone else think that is pretty weird considering hockey is supposedly "canada's game?"

>that one canadian that gets caught up in the meme and goes down swinging
every.fucking.time

I wonder what would happen if we put together a team of only americans and let them play against a team of only canadians.

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check muh quads while you're here.

Friendly reminder that canadian you are responding to more than likely does NOT have a team in the playoffs and is nothing more than a bandwagoning retard who SEETHES and COPES until death or until a canadian team brings the cup "home," whichever is first (protip: it's his death)

based and czeched

>round robin tournaments
pffft

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dumb ass

based truth

>"american team"
>only a single american plays on it
my sides

why do you believe its only a single leaf?

It's always an Albertan too I bet

1993

You kiss your father's dick with that mouth?

>1980
>1812

yes, too bad this knowledge doesnt make you any smarter dummy

Same reason that same dumb leaf thinks all burger posters are 1 user.
For the memes.

Sick burn man, I'll be sure to let your mom know how cool you think you are.

>arguing with based hill billy retard
Not even once

>Bunch of Jerks
>funny meme
>always have liked Justin Williams
>team missed the playoffs
Eh, I guess I'll root for the Hurricanes
>Tom Dundon almost single-handedly folded the AAF
>Hate Tom Dundon, but like the underdog story of the Hurricanes

Fuck you Tom, you don't deserve the Hurricanes

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ah, so you are just "pretending" to be retarded
glad we got that out of the way

maybe my mom will be able to teach you how to count as well
heres hoping!

It was a hongcouverite read the thread

Oh I don't think your leaf friend is pretending tbhon

What’s to like about Williams? Canes are a good story not him

and i dont think you are pretending either, but you'll just deflect away from this

>ONE screaming orgasm ah ah ah
>TWOO screaming orgasms ah ah ah
>THREEE screaming orgasms ah ah ah

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I dont remember what this webm is.

Everyone enjoy whatever garbage this may be

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yeah thats the idea, now just apply that concept to counting the amount of cups awarded in the last 26 years

>Tom Dundon almost single-handedly folded the AAF

>find out that the "league" is a scam
>pull your money out because you don't want to lose any more
>blame the guy who doesn't want to get scammed instead of the guys pulling the scam

>he says as he deflects and projects
Keep rootin for them blues user, they are Canada's Team™ after all

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Mom, Dad, stop fighting. /hoc/ is /frens/

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why do you keep repeating this nonsense?
there was no scam
dundon invested knowing the risk and then abandoned the league after it was exposed

>american counting past his fingers and toes
Not likely.

counting canadian cups in the last 26 years is too easy though?
>0 stanley cup wins ah ah ah

Need a no Cup team to win so we can make room for Seattle.

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>very nearly dragged the Kings single-handedly to the 2014 cup finals
>has a knack for over-performing in Game 7's

I just like Justin Williams, he seems like a bro.

t. Kings fan

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>nou
classic american discussion tactics

>the employer-employee social dynamic is the same as the cuck-bull dynamic
Really puts things like trade unions and strikes into perspective....

Guaranteed this seething american is from a cuplet team.

>Defending a crook just because he owns the team you like

Cringe

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He doesn't seem like much out on the ice, but he has a ton of goals that either forced overtime or were game-winners this season, and the players all have a lot good to say about his leadership in the locker room.
I remember seeing a snippet of one interview where Aho said something like "sometimes Williams has to be daddy." Kinda gay 2bh but I guess they all look up to him.

learned it from a leaf friend who is an expert
maybe it was you

thinking about klingberg snipes

why is counting the "american" cups so hard then?

probably because you never got your grade 10

... because you're dumb?

Lads...................
youtube.com/watch?v=2X5SsDpsdgM

im not the one who thinks there was 26 cups since 1993

>rags

it's the blues' year

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>tfw was defending without realizing
Well, shit.

dumb ass

haha retard

thinking about bringing stan lee bowl to finland again

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>using alternative jerseys in the playoffs

Retard

based poster jumping ship

better hope ove if golfing after tomorrow

>blue pill
american teams are american and canadian teams are canadians
>red pill
teams are whichever nationality the majority of the players are
>/hoc/ pill
all teams are canadian

>bog pill
all teams just follows Gary's scripts

where is the reality pill?
>nhl franchises do not represent nations

Finlan's WHC is gonna be total shit this year...but that may be their strength ironically. I wanna see the strength of an all Liiga national team.

Finns can you comment on your team this year?

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Reminder that Marchand was robbed of the Lady Byng

very high IQ post

from which season?

>A person with any sort of common sense pill
Teams don't represent their nations or even states. The NHL is a wonderful example of two countries working together to create the best league in the world.

please go back

Saros might join. Let's see what Kakko can do.

only SHIT games tonight

>Girlfriend and I went to Kings @ Flyers hockey game
>Told her I wanted a Quick jersey
>BirthdayIdea.gif
>Kings shit the bed this season, rumors start floating around about "time to trade Quick"
>GF lets it slip she was going to get me the Quick jersey I mentioned
>panic and say not to, I don't want her to get it for me then have Quick get traded, will feelbadman

Did I goof?

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Maybe if you're a Laffer or /lifelong/

That's why you should only buy jerseys of retired players

Threaten us again and you'll regret it /hoc/

...

Just scouted Nemo Numinem... have to say he’s a very big kid and strong on the puck

>only retired King's jersey worth having is Gretzky
>only replica models at $300 a pop
Fuck

Wait for him to be traded, then she can get it for cheap.

Who are you?

Red white and blue pill: america rules canada sucks cock.

People act so surprised Gaudreau and Ty Johnson disappeared in the ploffs. What did you expect?
They're woman sized without the absolute leg strength of St. Louis, the dynamicness of Theo Fleury or the intangibles of Marchand. Gaudreau and Johnson need a Lindros or Wilson type player to create space for them and help them set up. They need a big guy to make up for their lack of size during the playoffs.

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>responding to it

For me, it's only getting jerseys that are >my teams captain

He's a big guy?

I don't want a jersey for an active player that plays for a different franchise. What kind of autism is that?

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gotta love choking down the cock of victory

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sint that suppose to be mathhew tkachuk for johnny manlet?

4 bulju

>confirming canadians suck cock
Lmao
>i-its not gay if it's a "victory" cock
Haha Haha
23 April 2019, the day canada admitting to sucking cocks.

thinking about young finnish bulls

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april 23, 2019 the day america admitting they did not understand how a metaphor works

Supposed to be. Maybe Tkachuk just doesn't have the experience yet.

well la-di-frickin-da mister high school diploma

The Leafs will beat the Bruins tonight

Alright fellas I went on a trip to reddit. They're turning against the Knights, can't make up their mind wether they should support the broons or laffs and are all jumping on the CBJ wagon.

thanks user, it was /hoc/ who goaded me into finishing my grade 10

This can either be the best day of the playoffs or the absolute worst

holding out hope for the day of the rake

alright lads where do you stand?

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which is silly
only true laffers will celebrate a toronto cup

>hardly any redd*t presence for >my team
based

Where's the markham thunder?

>Laffistanis

Reddit loves the knights

Five of the bottom 9 teams on that list are still in playoff contention

fucking based year, we knew it

I like how it's almost a perfect graph of how cancerous a fanbase is divided by how large their subreddit is. Just switch the bloos and golden showers.

Leafs ARE Canada's team. Denying so is like denying the Earth is round.

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~~~~~~~
~~~~ Cargo: reddit
Destination: Yea Forums

(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)

T. Canadian cock sucker

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Blues are Canada's team.

Dude I was just there...they certainly don't have much love for the Knights anymore.

>rooting for a franchise with a tiny fanbase
kek

[Last Year's Stanley Cup Winner] is officially Reddit's team

Literally wrong

next thread is ready to go
it's neutral and doesn't favor any team
I think /hoc/ will love it

>Dude I was just there...they certainly don't have much love for the Knights anymore.

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>blots

Based neutral user

Going through the Knights (just lurking, not posting anything) subreddit is pretty eye opening. They don't just hate the Sharks, they hate us as fans most.

There's so many "Don't be like those whiny, bitching Shark fans" posts/comments and a lot of berating Sharks fans for being rude in their sub and at SAP center. I get that a lot of us brigaded their subreddit after wins, but fuck they REALLY hate us as fans.

Looks like we got in their heads when Kane couldn't!! They can bitch and complain about us all they want. It all comes down to tonight. Let's leave it all on the ice and get LOUD tonight!

GO SHARKS!!!

new

>going to reddit
Didnt read the rest

leafs desu
>not leaves...
go knights

Why can't you just get a custom jersey, but just specify "Gretzky" with 99. There's no way they would charge you those prices for a jersey that says "I'm Dumb, LOL" #69. Imagine if they policed which names you could order because they thought you wanted an actual HOF player's name. Or the price changed depending on which letters you used in a particular order.