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Carolina forces game 7 with Washington
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LADS.........
first for fuck hockey
Would be so based
>Bog, you can't let this happen. Make sure of it
Press 'C' to congratulate the Dallas Stars on their first round series victory over the Nashville Predators.
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Bishop vs Binnington is gonna be a good show
>tfw /badguys/ lost tonight
SING IT WITH ME
>perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds >perds
I want this town to win something just once.
imagine having TWO stan lee cup riots
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
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>ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT >ALL YOUR FAULT
NY Rags fan here. Big Zuccarello fan. I hope Dallas loves him as much as Rangers fans do. I'm rooting for the Dallas Stars because I want to see Zucc get to hold the Stanley Cup.
Go Stars. Go ZUUUUUUUUUUUUC!
FUCK OVI RUSSIAN BOOMER
>every division winner got HEEMED
riperoni in piss Crapitals
REDDITORS BTFO AGAIN
day of rake SOON
For me, it's the Gastown Riots.
yeah, im thinking this is based
>rags
Get a better PP coach. Literally any other would do better than you currently have
OH NO NO NO NO NO
go knights
Bye Preds
SOON™
Seething your city can't riot, bud?
Now we just need the Knights to win and reddit will be completely out of it
What does it say about your sport when everyvwild card team advances?
cringe but cool image edit
*WHEEZE*
Pooban
If the leafs lose tomorrow, how hard are we going to spit on the corpse of Canada?
metro
>extreme powergap
central
>powergap
pacific
>powergap
atlantic
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blues in 4
Guys I need help
I run a sports league and want to rig it so a certain team wins.I've ordered the refs to give them all the calls, but they can't get it done even when they're awarded a made up penalty.
What do I do? How can I make sure this team is successful when they always fail even with the refs on their side?
congrats dallas
Stars in 4
Canada is already dead.
hard m8
that's what /hoc/ is for shitting on Canada
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Best goalie in hockey
Best rookie in hockey
Best defense in hockey
Best team in hockey
OH NO NO NO NO
The only two Canadian teams were already eliminated. Dumbass
>good guys won tonight
based
Obsessed
This post season has been so fucking good.
On second thought, I’m glad >we didn’t win the division
THE STARS AT NIGHT
why arent other citys as passionate as hongcouver and frogtreal about hockey?
What would be the most meme-tastic Finals matchup? I'm thinking Dallas-Toronto, but there are lots of options.
wanting to see another team besides yours lift the cup is absolutely fucking gay
who is your team little anime gril?
blue star good
green star bad
Literally anything that doesn't evolve Vegas Washington and Boston.
HURRY THE FUCK UP SHANNON!!
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
there will be riots if the leafs lose
allah willing
Isles.
Day of the rake happens tomorrow.
C
based
>Bolts eliminated
>Pens eliminated
>Trashville eliminated
>Flim flams eliminated
>Jests eliminated
>potentially Caps eliminated
Is this the most based playoffs in recent memory?
friendly reminder that it will be a knights/leafs final
Some torontostani already lit a boston fans jersey on fire. What should we expect after another game 7 loss?
Zuc is awesome, best thing we got from NY
but they lose every year and there arent riots
Avs-Canes just cause its beyond unfathomable
If Dallas makes it to the WCF they give the >rags a 1st round pick iirc, part of the Zuccarello trade. no?
*dabs on division leaders*
dont fuck it up canes
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
well gl fren
hard yes
>rags
that was staged and fake.
>doesn't evolve
unironically GOAT, only thing that would make it better would be both laffers and ruins being eliminated
>anime fags support trashville
>trashville gets eliminated
really gets those neurons firing
all the older nhl teams are getting eliminated. we are entering the nuHL era.
You gotta believe in yourself lad
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
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>finnish goaltending
We need a mockup of
the virgin division winners
THE CHAD WILD CARDS
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DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
Colorado vs. Columbus in the finals
gary has finally lost the plot.
C-Can't wait to go downtown to watch the Draft this weekend...
I'm feeling Blues vs. Islanders
ah, yeap
those are my stars alright.
where dem anime fags @ niqqa
WHERE DEY AT!%
Reminder that the scf will be Capitals-Golden Knights part 2
worked lol
Honestly, I'm just glad we won the first round. Blues look good, dont know how our chances are
What do you have to say to this man?
here lad
literally the most unlikely final at this point
any day the preds lose is a good gay.
any day the preds are eliminated (((((in the first round)))) is an even better day lolololol
stars beat the blues 3 times out of 4 this year.
waiting for his dallas video desu
>implying the capitals wont choke it away in game 7
brave take.
absolutely loving these playoffs lads
F
He dindu nuffin
EMBRACE THE FUCKING MEME
TORONTO-COLUMBUS
NEW YORK-CAROLINA
COLORADO-SAN JOSE
ST.LOUIS-DALLAS
Good. The Pacific is horeshit this year so st Louis has a legit shot at winning the west this year
Enjoy your early vacation and the sloppy seconds of Tiger Woods.
>regular season
That jump
oh
well, i meant n/a/shville
carry on
listen, some evolutions are shit. raichu is a fucking ripoff
Someone explain Gary's rigging pls. Don't quite understand what he's going for
sup nigga
Satan trips of truth
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
what happened to wayne simmonds all ploffs? what a useless trade deadline pick up.
best playoffs in nhl history
>TORONTO-COLUMBUS
>Toronto
Sure about that?
>better goaltending
>better defense
>better coach
>better forwards
stars in 4
>SAN JOSE
good morning
Absolutely BASED
I think his knee blew up
he got injured. glad he didnt have to play for the retard team
>TORONTO
>CAROLINA
absolute kino
>better goaltending
Debateable
the face of the virgin should be stamkos
>Vezina finalist vs literal who
okey dokey champ
Why not Kucherov? Hes the definition of meme player
Through the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day
>pongs
>when you forget pee-wee hockey was 18 years ago
soon...
onions
That would make me very happy.
I only have this sorry
BASED
Canes fan here. Yup, goal probably should have counted. I guess it woulda been 5-3 then.
See y'all in Game 7. May the best team win.
>caps
>blots
>chad
You will regret that comment friend
Wild Card stanley cup possibilities:
Avalanche vs. Blue Jackets
Avalanche vs. Hurricanes
Stars vs. Blue Jackets
Stars vs. Hurricanes
>blots swept
>pongs swept
>phlegms btfo
>redditors btfo
>shorks/reddit knights series a complete meme
>teds win first series over president’s trophy winners
>craps going to game 7
Truly based playoffs desu
>a fucking note
There's really no reason to watch anymore desu
the rat is unironically based
fookin' ell, twas stressfull game, vats fer shuer
>flag
They're gonna shit all over us if leafs choke m8
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watch >broons ruin it and let the laffs win game 7
>best russian in the league
ayy lmao
Fuck Texas. State full of backwards hicks and hillbillies who don't know how to wipe their own asses let alone anything about hockey.
Gruuuubbbsss
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But my Rangers are not playing in these playoffs. I was rooting for the Lightning because so many of my favorite ex-Rangers are there. Well, they are out so I am rooting for Zuccarello and his Stars. Someone has to win the Cup, user. Can't I have a rooting interest, or am I supposed to watch these playoffs like a miserable fuck? The owner of the NY Rangers is a complete manchild imbecile. It sucks to be a NY Rangers fan. We have to find our pleasure where we can get it.
Lol you think I care? Fuck the laffs and fuck torontonistan
>Avalanche vs. Blue Jackets
Great
>Avalanche vs. Hurricanes
Decent
>Stars vs. Blue Jackets
Bad
>Stars vs. Hurricanes
awful sunbelt crap fuck off
>if
Lol the leafs are not beating the bruins.. This is just not going to happeb
How many successful sports franchises has Tennessee ever had?
Fuck Tennessee. State full of backwards hicks and hillbillies who don't know how to wipe their own asses let alone anything about hockey.
>assblasted manitoba fag
seething
is winning a division the kiss of death?
S
its fukin based as fuck
we'll find out wednesday night
>trashville redditurds
>PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE >PREDDITORS >FINNISH GOALTENDING >TRASHVILLE
>/hoc/'s Nightmare
>Zoomer Stan Lee
>LOGO FIGHTS
>BBQ Cup
would watch, just no bombstonians or district of cucklombia please
New press banner for the divisoon though
>3 game 7s
Sup niggy
>perds
The Tampa Bay Lightning were swept by the Columbus Blue Jackets, despite accruing 128 points in the regular season and acquiring a 3-0 lead in Game 1.
You think they gonna hang a new banner next season?
At least niggerville will get to raise their ‘Regular Season Central Division Champions’ banner next season lmao
2018
>curse of the President's Trophy LOL
2019
>curse of winning a division
is this best timeline?
trading with new york has been great for dallas, the unicorn, andrus, zuccarello
Yes, I called my team the NY Rags, as most hockey fans do here on Yea Forums. They deserve it. Not these current players, necessarily. The franchise of the last twenty years deserves it. The owner is an absolute moronic jackass, completely loathed and despised by every Rangers and Knicks fan. So many good players come here and are wasted because the owner cannot stick to a plan for more than three years.
All I can do is wish some great ex-Rangers great success with their new teams. Zuccarello was truly beloved in New York. Every Rangers fan wants to see his Dallas Stars do well in these playoffs.
No one fucking cares, we will win the Cup next year because of this
I guess if you find pleasure in watching another man fuck your wife then you do you.
>rags
HEY
YOU SUCK
>BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS
>n-next year
Wow this is actual garbage. I wish so much you were not a fan of the same team as myself
wew
I'm going to publix. Do yoy guys want anything
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3 down, one to go.
This is how I feel about ex habs players though. They gave so much to this team and got run out of town. Would have been great if Chucky and the Yotes made the playoffs.
dallas doesn't do shit really with their first rounders, gotta keep the third and below
Can't wait for the awards ceremony where they give >BLOTS players a bunch of awards.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shows up in the playoffs
You’re headed to the cellar m8
>ahem
>standings
>gets swept by Florida
I would argue sorting out their D has been more effective. They were able to match a modern puck moving D with a modern puck moving D and combined it with superior goaltending that was not from Finland.
Kaapo Kakko desu
Publix subs suck ass, literally Subway tier
subway > cucklicks
>best goalie and hockey
>best defense in hockey
the stats disagree
>that jump
too bad
>trading 2 first rounders for hingis-pingas-zingis
>injury injury RAPE injury
Right here, partying like it's 1999
Kill yourself that is the shittiest opinion of all time
Damn hockey center-high cameramen. Rarely do they ever get it right. They forget that the net is as important as the shooter. They always fail to keep the net in the frame. When we see from behind as Klingberg receives the puck, the cameraman keeps the camera too low and we don't see the traffic in front of the net that Klingberg sees. The cameraman chokes off the drama by failing to keep the net in the frame.
I just hope GMs like Hasb and Doggies along with others don't look at these ploffs as an excuse that sneaking in as a Wild Card will give them a chance at anything. Those in the lottery are there for a reason.
I was at the game tonight and I witnessed a rowdy drunk Canes fan punch a 15 year old boy (wearing a caps jersey) in the face then run away in to the parking lot while still carrying a beer he purchased inside the arena.... security did nothing. Keep it classy Canes fans. For a moment there I thought I was in Philly.
HORSES IN THE BACK
Thank god I don't have to see those inbred retard fans of trashville anymore
Prepare to see a huge decrease in redditspacing and weeb shit
t. butthurt knicks fan
you're franchise will never be relevant
Why do you have the eastern teams on the left and western teams on the right?
Montreal and arizona will be back in the playoffs someday. Both just played their hearts out, but the avalanche and jackets just proved their worth
Haven’t seen a lot of Mia-posting this playoffs. Do the caps not want to win another cup?
BASED if true, even if reddit
get fucked /2018 Stanley Cup Lifelongs/, DC diaspora get the rope
She's getting married so it sucks.
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first three games just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Steven Stamkos and Brayden Point, the Lightning were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Ohio.
I unleashed my fury against the Columbus Blue Jackets, scoring 2 assists in the final game of the sweep.
It wouldn't have been possible... the long descend into irrelevancy, the even longer cup drought, not getting bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first three games. That decision made my career.
-Nikita Kucherov, reflecting on his career in 2048.
Chris Cuthbert, A.J. Mleczko and Joe Micheletti are the best commentary trio in the playoffs IMO. really good game tonight was made better because of them
>predditors
Salty mother fucker.
I used to watch shannon pretty regularly but its just him pointing at a whiteboard and saying everything you knew if you had watched the game. Unsubbed
who cares?
preview of 2020 Script:
Sparkledogs > Buffalel in Game 6 of the Cup Finals
Capped, your delivery reminds me of a jewtuber I find quite funny
Yeah like marriage will stop her from being a promiscuous insatiable whore
Thanks for the trade well take good care of him, ploff runs galore,maybe a cup or two
TB Out in 4
Flims out in 5
Perds out in 6
Wash in 7???????????????
Are we all doomed guys?
You are now aware that Joe Micheletti is Mike Modano's father-in-law.
Wrong, Tampa will win in 2020, Stamkos Conn Smythe
I am happy for her though. Even someone who lived THAT life and did all that shit, found someone who loves her. That shit hits me. Love can be powerful
not worried, to be perfectly desu
If Vegas wins tomorrow night, the Western Conference 2nd Rd will feature:
#12 overall vs #15
#16 overall vs #17
LOL HABS LOL
>Nashville scores 5 minutes in
>Alright then I guess we're going back to Nashville
yeah m8 no one has ever overcome a 1-0 lead in the first period. god i hate this faggot more every time i click on this shit
>women commentating on hockey games
No thanks
Yes
But dont forget the blues have been the best team in hockey for awhile. Stats are just misleading cause of how much of a dumpster fire they were
I thought he was married to that actress who got naked alot in movies
This.
please do not let >trashville distract you from the obscene amounts of seething cope and reddit-posting Capitals engaged in tonight
incels
trash opinion
Does home ice matter? Seeing mixed results desu
Please subscribe to post2post instead
Yes, you will enjoy their videos.
Less boring and more good talk, conversation and banters
not an incel and I agree with them. Women should commentate on shoes or other clothing items, not hockey
on SPORTSNET, I only get Dave Randorf, Rick ball and Jim Hughson. All three are garbage compared to gord miller, chris cuthbert and Kenny Albert
C
and you would be OK allowing Piere Macguire to continue?
>caps and knights lose
>reddit left without a horse in this race
who becomes their new team?
yes it always matters. home team is the first to have their stick down on draws. whether they use that and the momentum of a cheering crowd is up to them
>reddit is eliminated
only 1 more reddit team left
um leafs are still in, sweety
>Reddit will probably jump over to the Sharks if they win
Fuck
leafs are just bad guys in general
literally impossible to find value in anything said by the woman from the dallas-nashville game
stumbled through sentences and even contradicted the other announcers at points (with wrong information)
not to mention her voice is shrill and doesnt mesh with the rest of the broadcast, its painfully obvious shes just there to push 'diversity'
>nothing but shit teams advancing
Is Gary trying to kill the sport?
the number one followed hockey subreddit. Sharks are above knights in popularity. Reddit was on the caps side during last seasons finals. Little fyi
seething
changing the landscape of this league forever
Its pronounced grow the sport
>implying
went over to r/hockey for some prime b8 material, they are livid Ovi didn't get the goal and then was ejected
crapitals are the official 2k19 reddit team
yeah but she is hot so she gets a pass
>he wanted the penguins, lightning and predators to advance
Yikes
game 7
>good guys
shorks
bwoons
canes
>bad guys
laffs
caps
>reddit
reddit kniggers
For me, It's pajeet hedman.
>knights are reddit
>reddit literally hates them
based retard
But you went on reddit, so that disproves all the things and says that you are indeed reddit
>goes on reddit
go home
arguing about reddit is pretty reddit.
according to reddit.com, the order of remaining teams by reddit-popularity are
>laffs
>broons
>shorks
>craps
>islels
>teds
>bings bings
>blose
>/lifelongs/
>relocanes
>storrs
therefore, the LEAST reddit Stanley Cup should be Dallas - Carolina
The day /hoc/ defined gaining knowledge as reddit.
S
reddit posting was a mistake
team I dont like
>reddit
Team I support
>good guys
reddit teams are reddit especially the reddit kniggs
gaining knowledge on reddit is reddit
reddit reddits are reddit especially the reddit reddits
for me it's the reddit reddit's
Nah they divorced m9.
its officially the day of the rake lads. well if youre on the east coast
reddit posters are reddit and need to fuck off
all around me are familiar faces
The team you favor is reddit, but the team that I cheer for happens to be Yea Forums.
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>implying you have to visit reddit to know what redditors hate
What is google
>reddit reddit reddit redditreddit reddit
reddit? reddit reddit, reddit reddit reddit reddit (reddit reddit) reddit. Reddit, reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit. REDDIT reddit >reddit reddit reddit reddit, """reddit reddit""", reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit.
(((reddit))) reddit reddit Gary reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit sunbelt.
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!
based limey
Remember when everyone thought round two was going to be a Loserpeg/Trashville rematch?
Just some dumb cuck marrying a gutter whore
chris cuthbert is canadas best broadcaster tbqh
SUUUUBBAN
SUUUUBBAN
SUUUUBBAN
YOU SUCK
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
imma be smug wit you that cool?
>love
found a mentally ill beta willing to share his neetbucks with her while letting her fuck strange men all over his house
once again, no one wants to see that shitty sunbelt cup here either except for the contrarians
KEK
Sure.
Based Stars, gonna go get some Whataburger to celebrate
sounds like a redditor opinion to me
THE GOOD GUYS
CAN'T
STOP
WINNING
>ride the cock carousel for years
>decide to jump off
>find some cuck faggot to support you
love really is powerful, how inspiring.
yeah i'm thinking this is based
DALLAS
*DUN DUN*
STARS
DALLAS
*DUN DUN*
STARS
DALLAS
*DUN DUN*
STARS
DALLAS
*DUN DUN*
STARS
have sex
based and victory green-pilled
stop being a ros bif apoligist.
brush your teeth and go to bed.
the redpill
her fiance's name is (((sandberg))), the innate jew cuck complex explains why someone would marry a whore of her caliber
Gnight ya bunch of raging queers
The neutral zone trap is nothing but bloody postmodernism. Sort out your forecheck.
are you from the past
>be sharks
>be reddit
grim
Yes I am from 1997.
Who is the president in your time?
alexandria ocasio-cortez
>this is a top prospect eligible for the 2019 NHL Entry Draft
Which team is going to take him, /hoc/?
Please. Donald Trump would be a more plausible answer.
The laffs could always use more twinks
wish this was good advice, but the reality is if you invite people like that soon enough youll invite someone who will murder you and your family
>fagpuck
>Do hard work for others so they can eat your food
Hard pass
whats up late night leafs nation
Will they win? Honest answer only m8.
Leafs are facebook, not even reddit.
by the 3rd period i'm going to be to drunk to care
Just waiting for game 7s all around. Hoping for some good games.
Is this going to be the most kino 2nd round matchup?
Bet all my Canadian Tire money on it
they are unironically the number one hockey team specific subreddit by a large margin.
Dangle makes them youtub
How much do you actually have?
I dropped fat stacks 12 years ago to buy a 20 buck power bar. The cashiers face when I said I wanna pay with tire bucks. She had to count ALL of it
Yes.
it's literally the matchup that nobody will even remember to watch
at least everybody can come together and watch leafs nation tomorrow
>/hoc/ suddenly loves the stars
I honestly forget they exist half of the time
Don Draper is the most famous Blues fan. Pantera are the most famous Stars fans...so I'm thinking yes.
Ya. It'll be a heart-stopper for either side. Then we've got the next game too. It'll be a good evening all around.
Teams/stadiums that make fun of fans of hockey showing up that don't have a team playing in the arena deserve to go bankrupt.
Who does that?
Just scouted Nemo Numinemen have to say... very big kid and hes strong on the puck
who?
What kind of stupid faggot wears gear of a team that isn't playing to a game?
Hats are the cutoff, anything else and you look like a queer.
Won't be taking a Predators tonight. Emptied the tank out last night when I took a Tavares
Gary should have had Guillermo Del Toro direct the game.
Just ate some Ropponen have to say... very unique taste and its very sweet to the taste
Just took a subban. It was small and disappointing and I had to use more toilet paper than it was worth
Sipping on that champange....................
dallas
most people on this board too
>on vacation
>oh might as well hit the local hockey game
>get bullied for being a fan of hockey
"""""""""""""growing the game"""""""""""""
>mexican operating the camera
it will end up looking like a novella
Today I will remind them
Based Shoopy
The Dallas Stars are a professional ice hockey team based in Dallas, Texas. They are winners of the 1999 Stanley Cup.
You sound like a giant fucking pussy retard
Fuck off, go watch a different sport
faggot
why dont you just not get angry when you see a kachina at your sharks/nucks game
Remind who of what?
Del Toro is a director. The direction is not the problem. The problem is with the skill of the cameraman, ie - the cinematographer. What you want is a guy like Janusz Kaminski working center-high camera during the NHL playoffs.
remind /hoc/ of the ABSOLUTE state of the organization known as the Chicongo Blackcocks
>nashvile
>turris for 5 more years at 6 million per
>out first round
>ottawa
>absolutely nothing
>worst team in league
>colorado
>bundles of prospects and 4th overall pick
>in second round
How did Sakic manage to get two franchises to completely and willingly cripple themselves despite being in the disadvantageous position?
Because not a single GM actually knows what the fuck they're doing and they all just either get lucky or unlucky. There's a reason baseball is run by ivy league grads that got hired off of Wall Street; ownership realized those people were way smarter and better decision makers than traditional "baseball people" and "hockey people" are no different.
>hey look at this retard
>”y-you’re m-mad I’m a retard!”
>but >my rags are currently golfing in Florida. I was bandwagoning the blots because >my rag failures all golf down there now. Well, they took the medium sized middle class homely onion cock up the ass without lube so now I’m sucking off >my Stars. Someone has to win the cup and it will probably be >my fifth team. Can’t I switch teams every round or am I supposed to simply enjoy hockey without pretending I’m /lifelong/ ? The owner of >my rags is just like his fan base. It is unfortunate being a rags fan when it means I have to root for half of the league to pick a winner.
>you're a RETARD for wearing a HOCKEY JERSEY to a HOCKEY GAME
>please, sir, never give my team money ever again
Saved
For me it’s Canes/Iseles or Caps/Isles (Trotz drama)
As much as I love Sakic for fleecing the Snes and Perds this is the unfortunate truth, baseball made the shift to fancy stats years ago and it proved more efficient and now the NHL is trending in that direction but I doubt it's as effective as it is in the MLB.
Lots of old boys clubs in the NHL too makes it hard for hard working nerds to work their way into GM roles.
Turris was a quality top 6 centre at the time of the trade. He was good for 50-60 points and was able to carry a scoring line.
You type like a child
You impotent retarded rage is doing nothing but reinforcing the fact you are a giant loser retard
Who /caniac/ here?
Craps will crumble back to their old choking ways
They should have owned the moment and started a two person blackcocks chant. This makes me want to go to the SCF in my Isles Tavares sweater if neither the Isles or Laffs are in it.
LEAFS ELIMINATION DAY
Dzingel UFA, Avs should probably hit that.
>Having 2 right handed defenders on the same pairing
cringe
>Eyeing up jerseys of teams I don't follow
I feel like I'm turning into Shannon, lads.
Thanks m8 I made it myself.
real pook hours
What if they win?
I never pretended to be a lifelong fan of any team by my NY Rangers. But what do you do when your team fails to make the playoffs? Do you not watch the playoffs? Do you watch the playoffs and hope everyone loses? Do you wish for evil to befall every player? I don't get it.
I only want my NY Rangers to win. They didn't do that and so they missed the playoffs. I love hockey. I don't want to not watch the playoffs. Playoff hockey is the best hockey of the year. One of my favorite players was traded to the Stars. Many of my favorite players were traded to the Lightning. I'm rooting for ex-Rangers. I'm not running out and buying a Stars jersey. I'm not a Stars fan. But a really good guy who is now an ex-Ranger is playing in these playoffs for the Stars. I want to see him play and do great things in big moments because he is a really great guy who has worked really hard and overcome great odds to get where he is. I'm a temporary Stars fan because Zuccarello is playing for the Dallas Stars who are playing in these playoffs that my NY Rangers are not playing in. Even if the Stars re-sign Zuccarello, I am not going to be a Stars fan next season. I'll root for my NY Rangers to kick the crap out of the Stars. But I'm not a miserable person. I am a big boy. I can root for another team temporarily and not feel like I am betraying my NY Rangers in the least.
For example - football. I am a huge NY Giants fan but I root for any team playing the Patriots. Another example - baseball. I am an enormous Yankees fan but I root for any team playing the Red Sox.
They will be stunned by Columbus's pure testosterone and willpower, unable to act against them
Sweep in 5 by the Jackets
Yeah bro I should wear a bears helmet at a Blackhawks game because it’s sports equipment at a sporting event
>my
>Jew York
if you are bad for a long time, most teams eventually >git gud. not to say he is doing a shit job, but i mean they have had a ton of high end picks over the last decade. i would assume that eventually they are going to start moving forward. the kitties and relocanes seem to be in a similar boat as well. there is a bit of a "cycle" most teams go through.
Isles probably going to a lefty/left pairing due to injuries
FULL
KIT
WANKER
based analysis
do you get uncontrollably upset because basedboy developers wear casual attire
have you ever written a long rant about how school dress code isn't strict enough?
do you get mad when people where tourist trap tshirts when they're not on vacation?
please god i don't ask you for much
this but the opposite
I'm thinking a >shork storrs WCF.
Since this is a meme year, I foresee TOR, SJS, & CAR winning their respective series
I’m not the one upset here though. I’m just pointing out that you look like a retard doing this and you’re emphatically trying to justify it and projecting this autism because it upsets you to realize people are laughing at you. Nobody gives a fuck what you wear, just like if you strolled down the street in suspenders and daisy dukes nobody is gonna be actively trying to get you to stop, they’ll just rightfully think you’re a faggot.
i want to believe
Lefty/Lefty is understandable considering how oversaturated the amount of left handed defenders there are in the league. Only about 25% of all NHL/AHL defenders are right handed so it’s weird to see that Righty/Righty pairing.
imagine arguing on a meme website
Since this is a meme year it's likely the Laffs will get memed on yet again because Lou and Dubas have built a very shitty team and should feel bad.
>Lou and Dubas have built a very shitty team and should feel bad.
t. fan of an inferior Canadian team
Screencapped for tonight, Ravinder
>Throw millions of dollars at stars without taking team comp or free agency into consideration
Truly strategic geniuses
when they get eliminated later, laffs will be the only canadian team to have not won a single playoff series this decade. go ahead and laugh at the soilers or snes to try and cope.
sounds fun to me
delusional nigger
one more reddit team, lads
They deserve a 3rd
We are the flagship franchise of the NHL and Canada
Dont believe me?
forbes.com
and how has that helped you win 1 playoff series in the lockout era?
three game 7 appearances is pretty close acomplishment to another series win
>the rest of Canada hates Toronto and the Maple Leafs
Don't fully understand this meme, but I love it.
Preds fans honest question why do you taunt goalies even when you are losing. Don't you think it makes Rinne feel like shit when you're saying "it's all your fault" to someone who let in 2 goals when Rinne let in 4 goals
Preds don't deserve Pekka.
Where will the league move subban now? They’re desperate to get their diversity poster child a cup
Leaf Envy. Our superiority has been cultivated by time, historical performance and geopolitics. Our brand transcends that of any other team, and in Canadian teams’ cases makes the other team’s fans feel bad about their own team.
night buds
it seems like my
>alpha bracket
might really happen
Love the Stars
Love Trump
Love Scandinavian defensemen
Love Texas BBQ
Love guns
Love the death penalty
Love Jesus
Hate liberals
Hate yankees
Hate the Original Six
Hate "the Nashville Sound"
Hate PK Subban
Simple as.
SOON
The rest of the league hates the leafs.
Not because of the team, but because of the media and fans, which make the habs, craps, and pens combined seem relatively chill when it comes to refpuck whining
The only top 3 picks on the Avs current roster are MacK and Landeskog, the rest are later round picks, trades, waiver pick ups or FA signings. I think most of the thanks should go to Jared Bednar and McFarland that got brought on 3 years ago and I believe 5 years ago respectively.
when is it the yotes time
next year is their year*
*to move to quebec city
good night /hoc/
You now remember the Darcy Tucker-Tie Domi Leafs of the early 2000s who made the perfect villains.
Ovechkin is hilarious fucj the hill billys
When you're that bootyblasted over a good call
S
C
nice work stars, fuck the preds.
Did he do anything wrong?
Who’s the best under rated centre? For me it’s Bergeron
For me it's matthews
In awe at the size a' the lad!
Nah Lemieux was based
The hit was kind of shit, though
its not just about top3 picks as much as /hoc/ proscouts like to meme. teams can still draft solid players in the 5-10 spots. they have had a ton of those picks.
there is no way that sakic would have known the sens draft pick would end up being this high. he took gamble with that trade and it worked out unbelievably well for him. lets say hypothetically the snes managed to finish like 8th worst this season, and the avs ended up with like 9th pick from them. that wouldnt have been a very good trade for sakic, so to say he "fleeced" them isnt that accurate because the snes basically fucked themselves.
The draft after top 5 is a crapshoot mate get serious you fuckin poofta
that is more /hoc/ "proscout" opinion that real analysis. most years there are more than 5 solid nhl prospects, sure they may not be ready to go right at 18, but its up to teams scouts to find kids with high potential, and up to the team themselves to properly develop their prospects.
any player could make it if they work hard and get opportunities like injuries, roster openings, not being rushed etc
Sooooooo it's a crap shoot sweaty
>Then after that it's just Rantanen and Jost lol
>
>The Avs have done well in the draft, trading and waivers, that's where they filled all the holes on their depth chart.
>
>And yeah they did fleece them, let's say it's the 9th overall instead of 4th. They also got Girard, Kamanev, Bowers and a 3rd round pick from Snes and 2nd round pick from Perds who they flipped to the Pens for a 3rd and 5th round picks.
Accidentally deleted, fuck me.
the sens flipped duchene too. why do you seem to think they just let him walk away in free agency or something? they managed to get a first overall pick from the poojackets, and if duchene resigns with the teds they get another 1st overall pick. the high 1st round pick is basically the only thing of solid "value" they got in return for duchene, the other players are just like struggling prospects.
>Stars/Blues
>Potential Avs/Stars WCF
What year is this
1998.
Late 90s/Early 2000s
Don't act like the Snes wouldn't undo that trade or just straight up trade Turris to Perds for what the Perds gave the Avs.
Sens got owned, simple as
i was just trying to have a solid hockey talk with you where we analyze all the aspects of both teams, not just be like lmao they fucking suck. i guess it was too much to ask.
Buddy don't be so thin skinned
Ok lol
I'm just spitting fax brother, have a good night.
it was a bad trade, but you are still memeing a bit too much rather than looking at facts.
gamethread picture
File size too big lad
By George I think he's done it you should add something stupid in it with the teams logos
The fact you think Girard, a rising defenseman, and Bowers, a top college prospect are "struggling prospects" and that the Snes would prefer to have some 20 something pick over the 4th and them is what the real meme around here is brother.
Face the fax, even the Snes weren't stupid enough to keep Duchene and let him walk and I hope you aren't stupid enough to not realize you've been blown the fuck out. It was a bad trade for the Snes.
>ywn be berated by Torts after a poor period
>Face the fax, even the Snes weren't stupid enough to keep Duchene and let him walk
thats not a fact.
>the embarrassing state of the shitville predashits
Happy laffs and sharts elimination day
based
Thank you, user. And how will you be enjoying this fine day?
But Boris...what if they both win?
shitposting with my frens on /hoc/
I SAID THEY'RE FUCKING DONE
>tfw STILL a fan for life
SOON.
>win?
But Boris...what if you don't get do decide when teams are done?
>Finnish d-men
For me, it's the Dallas Stars Editions of Dude Perfect.
For me as well.
because nothing ever goes how i want, this is what happens
>laffshits win
>plastic knights win
>caps win
But Finland...those are literally all good things.
>only 12 hours until the greatest shitposting night of the year
SOON
Its going to be a good day
>yfw laffs enter the third with a lead
thinking about relocanes eliminating recent champions
Caps will win
ovenchickens rage would be fantastic to witness
next thread better have a good op
/hoc/ playoffs are infinitely better than nbgay
>ovenchicken
faggot
>canes
>winning on the road
gary already gave them their free win to force game 7
just woke up and prayed for allah (pbuh) to guide my leafies to victory
Script leak
Toronto 4-5 (OT) Boston (boston ties it with 5 seconds left, Marchand scores in OT)
Vegas 2-4 San Jose
Carolina 4-3 Washington (carolina down 1 with 2 minutes left, score in that frame. Warren foegle will score the GWG)
what you are saying is
avs cant develop prospects for shit
Got a post saved for next thread
better not be a cheeky >rags
Use this thread
new
rude!
just cuz he blek
>oh ty for the gold karma up boat kind autistic stranger
You sound like a total Faggot. Wtf does the geographical location of the teams matter. It’s not like all the players are from that location. Moron.
Who is this?