*Teleports behind you*

*Teleports behind you*
*discovers fire*
What happened to him bros? I thought now that Ronaldo is gone, he was supposed to be the new GOAT, but Benzema is doing better than him?

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>*discovers fire*
no, he's definitely the member of the tribe that hides deeper in the cave to escape the gaze of the heat monster

Anyone got an update on his balding status? He had a massive bald patch years ago, how's he hiding it so well? Is it just completely bald under that top bun?

benzema has more goals than ronaldo

maybe that's where the rumours of him ""retiring"" came from
>leaves real madrid
>quietly gets a hair transplant and waits a few months for everything to heal
>"ok I'm coming out of retirement now"

It just works

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I dunno brehs
I know "just shave it off" is a bad meme if you have a funny-shaped skull or aren't particularly attractive, but I'm not sure that shitty hairstyle really looks any better

He's going to Ronaldo's hair transplant clinic in Madrid

Just stop fapping/drinking to regain the hair. It's that easy. Why do you think Bale is such a massive autist. Well there's the roids too only allowed at Halal but you don't see their other players balding

>this retard thinks drinking and fapping is what causes balding

Who else /hairchad/ here?

28 and sometimes get annoyed with how thick my hair grows

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gonna die with a head full of hair
feels good man

>
I drink and fap all the time and I've been balding since I was 16.

Fully shaven off now.

Must have just got better at hiding the thin parts. Unless he's had a transplant.

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Enjoy being bald lol

*delivers when it least matters*

He was born with glass bones and paper skin

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me bayol

me run fast

bald man bad

It worked for Robben

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Sounds like another big name Manure flop signing.

thank you based don balon

Fapping boosts DHT levels, alcohol messes with body chemistry as well.

>don balon
and no, that would not be a good swap at all

27 here, I feel your pain bro.I feel alienated in this hairlet society.

OH NO NO

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>trading one shit to another
at least Bale scored some important goals, what does Poogba do ?

Balding men can be so pathetic

Zidane's obsessed with Pogba

Modric is probably leaving, Zidane needs another sideway pass merchant

Winning the WC

against shitty team with pure luck and penalty, nothing special

how are argentina, uruguay, belgium and croatia shitty? Looks like an above average difficult path to the WC

Kevin Großkreutz won a WC

They're obviously the same in contribution, good point

>fapping boosts DHT
what the fuck
if anything your testosterone increases when you stop fapping

Only after a week then it returns to mean, fapping fucks with the sensitivity of receptors

Scores penalties. He’ll be their next Penaldo

The Argentina team was shit. Only Belgium was any challenge

Welcome to Manchester United

Poobag was great vs Belgium, I still remember him helping out Pavard against Hazard. :3

I think he has to finally shave everything off in order to become the GOAT

Have woman from shampoo commercial tier hair at 30, shave my head so I don't have to bother taking care of it.

why does his hair look so greasy

>Go to the barber
>Holy cow user that's a thick head of hair, to bad I don't charge by the minute

>when the clippers get jammed and he has to use the scissors