Cockshits @ Jizz Game 4 Official Thread

I guess not

Get the shot off

Nah these fags are getting swept tonight

I unironically have not seen a good dunk this playoffs series. It's all chucking and the NBA is dead.

dont dislike the jazz just want to move onto round 2 asap. go rockets.

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You'd think Hardens commercial acting would be as good as his acting on the court.

Hold onto the ball

I know that feel
>t. Clippers fan

youtube.com/watch?v=GzujfiDF4vU

>we used math
instantly closed fuck that nerd shit ruining the sport

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Who would win a 7 game series.

The Bucks with Blake instead of Giannis
Or
The Pistons with Giannis instead of Blake

under

Jazz win tonite ez

Pistons desu

kek, embrace the age of (((advanced))) stats and analytics user

this blake or healthy blake? if healthy the bucks win in 5

>all this refball
sad

This Blake. Blake is never 100 percent.

Unrelated but whatever happened to the Giannis at point guard meme?

Based and redpilled

>mfw I followed reddits advise and took Rockets -2.5

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youtube miles turner dunk on hayward

Got it to single digits at least

i refuse to submit, i embrace sick handles and big slamma jams only

The Bucks got a real coach. He also grew a couple inches and gained 50 lbs.

coaches stay the same? statistically, bucks' chucking will have to go sub-zero cold like the cockshits 27 bricked chucks in a row in last seasons wcf g7 to lose the series.

>following reddit's advice

That's hardly a good dunk. If that's what the modern NBA considers a good dunk the NBA is dead.

Pistons then think Brook and Bledsoe could steal a game tho

Blake was literally playing point guard for the Pistons all series. Not even point forward.

Id take the Bucks. The Pistons don’t have any spacing as it is.

>this cool stadium atmosphere
What's it like attending an NBA game lads? I'm 32 and I've yet to go to one of my home games.

there are no sportbook threads in here, lad.

court looks a lot smaller than on tv

its alright, lots cringe shit during timeouts and everything is super expensive but if you have good seats you can pick up on things you cant just watching on the tv. raptors games smell bad too

>following reddit's advice on anything

Fuck, it feels like I'm missing out. Maybe I should try to some games next season

It was better in the 90s and 00s but now it's just paying for overpriced tickets to be surrounded by fake hipster fans to watch an inferior product. Playoffs are better I guess

CLUTCH NO!

Fuck

mitchell had a few okay ones
@ 2:34 youtube.com/watch?v=erEIDi2IzYk

@ :34 youtube.com/watch?v=OOwH5mwGP7U

basketball fans were always countercultural drones

go for it bro you can find cheap seats and might even find a great deal on a less than desirable game if you just want the experience

Capela needs to finish stronger

Yea Forums is unironically the closest to "counterculture" we have nowadays. Zoomers are so fucking gullible and sheep-y

Utah wearing white asking for mercy

first is 5:34 im dyslexic

Cp for 3!

He’s always coasting at the same intensity.

Those almost great dunks by Harden and Paul

>SCRUBIO
>DINGLES
Favors is the mvp of the first half. Spam more pnr with him

Overt refball tonight.
Not complaining just stating a fact.

Jizz are going to throw again in the 2nd half. They should really be up by more right now

Adam Silver's wife looks exactly like him. Holy shit

Im trust Im not the only one who thought Adam Silver's wife was his daughter/sister, right?

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Why are the Jizz such fucking garbage holy shit.

What the fuck lmao

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>7 footer on a 5 footer
lel Webber hittin the sauce pregame again

This game turned into hot garbage desu.

Is this actually his wife? She literally looks like a female version of him.

HARD3N

what the fuck are these calls lmao

Fucking hell

Chowder is such a role player. Everytime he scores too many points he bricks a free throw

>all these mormons wetting themselves down 0-3 like its not over
cringe

as much as i dislike stern, he would never let this blatant super team collusion thing happen on his watch

pooston salt approaching derozen and lousy-era toronto salt ahahahahaha

>tfw you activate it and reap those few extra shekels

I guess it's the glasses and the haircut and the angle of the shot all combining

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Players were definitely afraid of Stern. Dude got his way.

Cockshits can fuck around all game and still somehow be within 5 points

It makes no difference if Houston wins or loses this game btw

>implying he wouldn't if it got him the shekels

Will Goober ever get tired of his dpoys and develop some offensive instinct? He has all the tools it is almost a waste.

LOB

I haven't watched a single game in this series. Is this one worth tuning in for?

Any extra rest is important user.

Did Jae Crowder just headbutt that ball back to the ref at the free throw line? That was based

>wahhhh the fans are cheering for their team

Shut up faggot

Anyone got a pic of Adam Silver's downy gf they showed earlier? That shit was hilarious, can't believe one of the richest and most powerful men in American Sports is dating what looks like his retarded sister

the court and players look like they're really close even if you're sitting far away simply because NBA players are fucking huge. Big guys like lebron are fucking massive in real life.

Oh shit nvm just saw posted it, that's what I get for not reading the thread.

yeah go fuck yourself

is Ricky Rubio still /ourtwink/ ?

Chuck legit just called them the Jizz LOL

please don't bully adams gf

he hasn't been a twink in years. He's /ourhunk/ now

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Taylor Rooks what a babe

>Bucks-Pisstons highlights
Is there a less appealing series matchup?

celtics pacers with no Oladipo

Really struggling to finish at the paint

Gobert is gonna cry again bros

every first rd series in the east was totally pointless Tbh

Smooth move goober

Goober's stone hands and butterfingers maaaaaaaaan
If he only knew how to score on his own, he would get more calls his way

Harden is a bit like a guard version of Hakeem whether people want to admit it or not. Moves on moves on countermoves all day

HARD3N

Only good to see Dame and CJ prove their worth after last year. And without Nurkic

>Cockshits lead
I knew it

these niggas are building something special in Portland.

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>male cheerleaders
what in the flying fuck...

i give up on the jazz
i'm too tired of shit like this every year
i dont care if im labelled a fairweather fan, talk to me when they get a team
bucks in 6

Hopefully not too late for them in 2020 when they get cap space again. Definitely need an upgrade over Harkless. Maybe Aminu becomes more consistent on offense.

the fact that the rockets aren't blowing out this shit team is a bad sign. Rockets are frauds, warriors in 4

That series was good. I was talking abt the east

there could be truth to this
warriors are very good on both sides of the ball

As a dub fan I'd be pretty surprised if we swept the Rockets. I think they are saving an extra gear for us, and they will take us to five or six games.

Build that cushion houston

Even better on the 3rd side: refball

they have literally nowhere else to go, i feel bad for them desu

Warriors swept in 5. Check em

they're in danger of staying in mediocre land. this summer is their big chance to land improvements alongside Mitchell and Gobert. player development has to be on point.

my bad

damn, Harden hit them with he step back, no mercy

harden pushes off with his forearm everytime

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Hit your free throws capela

Harden showing that he's actually not mvp calibre in these games
they have no chance vs the bucks imo, bucks fucked them up in a huge way in the regular season

they wont manage to get anyone this summer, and they'll manage to get to the 6-7 seed again, and bounce in the first again
at that point, they'll give donovan the [super]max and then go the way of the suns once gobert goes for more money someplace else (i can see him doing well in Portland, his contract is up 2020, they have money in 2020)

The rockets will probably be the better team again, before injury luck strikes

the small market teams should collude and make some absurd trade to stack one team

You're a fucking moron, Utah is a very solid team, Gobert is one of the best defenders in the NBA and they have solid shooters. I know you're just pretending to be retarded but you play the part too well.

and piss off every other small market fanbase
if they colluded to go to the wolves i'd be pissed
if its bucks, i'm down

>solid shooters
are you watching this game rn
harden has only one less made three than the jazz as a team

every couple of years they rotate who gets the stacked trade

>the league's collective face when Kawhi, KD and Kyrie all sign with Utah for the vet minimum

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I wouldn't doubt it. Although they seem to have lost a step since last season, even aside from injuries.

Just for coming last down Jazz. Fuck off

wtf you guys said Rivers was bad...

Thanks rivers

holy shit can you imagine them with mitchell and gobert?
>actual shooters
>passers for gobert lobs
>bench would still be good
dear god the warriors would finally be done

He's bipolar. He'll miss easy layups but he'll drain contested threes and tough floaters off the dribble.

austin rivers mr nepotism. doc gave him an absurd contract

Damn, what' s the song on that iphone commercial? Shit gets me PUMPED, that's a hell of a workout song

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spirit in the sky or something

Jazz need to hold em to 20 or less in the 4Q to take this one. Hack Capela to get more possessions, whatever it takes

BRICK POOSTON BRICK

What? No, it was a metal song

jazz in 7. rockets look like frauds

oh haha

Sort them out pringles

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Lmao still got Keegan doing the commercials where he has to explain economics to nigs

Never knew Cp3 gets paid more than Harden. That is a little backwards Tbh.

Megadeth's "Last Rites/Loved to Deth

>implying clippies wont sweep in 7

Man the refs bailed the hell out of that shit for Chris paul.

Houston missing too many free throws

that fucking 3

flailing like he was shot in the dick

Fun win Jazzies

Everyone in this thread can hit a free throw, right?

FAVORS WITH THE CAPELA STUFF

another one!

Imagine ever doubting my jazzies

y-you too

I mean eventually I could

19% right here, my man

>he doesn’t shoot 100 free throws as part of his daily workout routine

could hit consecutives while getting a blowjob

Thanks, I'd just found it after some digging but I appreciate it anyway, you were a lot more help than this faggot

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I've been looking for a black guy in this utah crowd for 5 minutes and counting lmao

*giving

It's Utah, there's like 6 people in the entire state and I'm pretty sure they're all on the team

Fuck off jizz I want to see round 2 already please fuck off and die

>he didnt spot brodie behind the burning cross

The Jizz crowd is always so mad at Harden lmao

this won't delay round 2 though

Black people*

honestly that would be much more impressive

It’s going 7 games. Jazz finally figured the rockets meme offense out

Sounds like a good place to live

low IQ pass by Harden

ARRRRGH SAVE ME REFS
*TRAVELS*

incels speaking from experience

Marv losing his mind right in front of us

We are literally listening to Marv Albert lose his mental faculties live on air

>incels
>experience

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>5 point quarter
>pooston

uuuhhhhhh are rockets frauds?!?!?!?!

Sure, if you like mormons and Nigger Bees

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

smoothest stroke in utah rn

Holy shit that hot blonde Mormon chick fuhhhhhhhhh just want to start a wholesome family with her desu

You're either a tourist or wealthy Chinese diaspora, there's no way Pinoy boys aren't either tranny sluts or incels

>he thinks giving oral means he's no longer a virgin
vpn education

Dubs and rockets win

GAME 7 FLASHBACKS

>celibacy = virginity
chicken adobo education

I missed it, what happened? He' s sounding alright right now

fucking utah close this shit out
>blown layup
>dropped pass
fucking amateurs

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Can't wait to see the rockets get BTFO in the playoffs

CP3 can still dunk

could this be the sickest 'no u' to come from the suburbs in pooston history

Holy shit cpmidget can dunk still??

How many missed 3's in a row, goddamn

Mitchell is the sooner Kobe

E X P O S E D

X

P

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How can anyone legitimately like the houston rockets?

Gay ass flopping
Chucking threes with no sense
Crying to refs
Being cocky and arrogant AF
Having fucking pringles as your head coach

I hate GSW but this team is gay AF

Harden being a sissy and not taking reign of the offense

Did the Jazz expose Houston or are they just having an off night?

Rockets have legitimately given up, holy shit

Zoomer***

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>mitchell donovan
marv albert is the philippines of commentators, as in he's retarded and smells like shit

Lmao, Jazz are the biggest home babbys I've ever seen

Why do I love hearing boos?

Harden not giving a single shit right now on both ends

Grab a freaking rebound

REVERSE SWEEP INBOUND

JAZZ CONFIRMED FOR GODS FAVORITE TEAM

>he thinks his virginity has volition
>baited into talking sex now wants to quibble grammar
have sex lol

OGRE

FLOPPER

>utah chanting nigger at harden at the line
wtf bros

jazz in 7

>like the Jizz crowd didn't really want to chant "nigger" instead

F L O P P E R

How to get racist Mormon qt gf

No no, they were saying "nagger", you see, as Harden annoys them

ITS OGRE

JAZZ IN 7

>quibble grammar
>i may be wrong, but you're being semantic!
state of sinigang discourse
im gonna beat up a flip at my favourite kroean bbq place in your honor

LMFAO cp surrounded by 4 jizz players and not a single rocket player on screen yahahahahahahahahahahahha what the fuck these niggas gave up why

Polygamists' favorite team too

Only rocket fans like them, everyone else feels the same as you

Not tonite pooston losers

Mitchell Is Westbrook with a jumper yet nobody shits on him

>fat retard mormons assuming the Rockets aren't going to completely crush them at home in game 5
lmao

A gentleman's sweep

Same thing baka

Neutral fan here. Still would rather see this Rockets team beat the snake.

THEY JUST KEEP ON MISSING THREES

>THE STATE OF HOUSTON

As long as they're not the Memeiors

>0 for 11
>this guy is special because he continues to shoot
Made my brain do a thing

The rockets miss the last 13 3 pointers

I'm legally required to like them because I live in Houston.

why does the league prop up a guy like harden with 20 free points every game

Lmfao how many 3s have they missed in a row

S E E T H I N G

THE LORD OF HOSTS WILL SMITE THE GOMMORAHITE FAVELA OF HOUSTON WITH ANOTHER FLOOD TO PUNISH THE SINNERS FOR THEIR IDOLATRY

Because if Westbrook had a jumper he wouldn't be so trash right now

Why are Memeior fans so chinky?

>every jazz hater changes from
>>top kek jizzies you're only up by 5
>to
>>get next time in houston >:)

Cope harder
Obvious salty Blunder fan, how about worrying about Portland

>he's really doubling down that his virginity is by choice
>projects his larp fantasies all day as he scooters around his basement
how many free throws

explain yourself

china town

lmao @ houston

Orlando fan, nigger.

They're sea beaners not chinks

>12 point quarter to close
scary team. finals bound for sure

They have one in every city nowadays tbf. The Memeior ones just seem really fifth column-y

For, behold, I have refined thee, I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction.
—1 Nephi 20:10

rockets literally gave up, they were only down by 10. thats not a lot consider rockets are suppose to be a 3 shooting team.

t. chink
poo and chink fuck, what do you call the abomination they produce?
san franciscan

Houston got the shots they wanted but they didn't fall. Don't kid yourselves, Utah hasn't figured out jack shit.

There's also a lot of shitty filipinos there too, don't kid yourself.

rockets didn't learn anything from their last series with the warriors. when you can't hit a 3 maybe you should try something else and just get a bucket to stop the bleeding. dantoni is such a joke

Gonna go read Alma 5 my man. A mighty change of heart tonight.

W/e oceanic Hispanic catholic scum. Go idolize Bruno Mars

>20 free points every game
He's only averaging 4 trips to the line per game in the playoffs so far, which isn't shit when you consider how often the ball's in his hands.

Asian-"American" culture is fucking cancer.

What did the seaspic mean by this

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Why you should i, my flag says i actually live in the philippines. Fuck do i care about what other flips do. There's this american escort here that charges $50 a pop, im getting to know her, don't kid yourself

>He's only averaging 4 trips to the line per game
wrong, he's averaging 8 FTA per game. If those were all 2 free throws, you'd be right, but some were 3. He's taking averaging

Point is you bugs also invade and contribute to the shittiness. You're not above them even if you try to shit on them.

Reminder there's always at least four underageb&wagon poochinks lurking all cockshit threads

Rockets in 5. No big deal. I just hope Clippers can force a Game 6 for Warriors somehow.

>relying on jae crowder to win
yeah they're getting swept in 5

Only when their crowd is screaming so loud their opponents can't hear anything but the word "nigger" echoing through the arena.

>le false generalisation
Can't lie, I invaded your dad and contributed to the shit in his anus by shitting in it. I was on top of him when I did this too. Wat do?

Hope bev delivers for old times sakes

Memeiorniggers are kike-tier obsessed about everyone else's business. Fucking bugpeople.

Based niggerhating san fagciscans sweeping pooston last year in 7

It's honestly not that hard

Jazz were able to answer the call for fucking once that they were at home. gg you moroms.
>it’s cool guys. We had the chance to make up our disastrous seating by actually getting some extra rest while the warriors sort out their issues with the Clippers and their friendly Russian midget that’s bullying poor wittle KD.
>We didn’t really NEED it

They won a playoff game at home when they were down by 3. The kind of game that, historically, any given team is the most likely to win. Rockets were still shooting open 3s, they just weren't going in. Utah is still facing the same exact problems they've been facing in the previous 3 games

Non canon heresy. Joseph smith was fooled by a demon and is burning in hellfire for eternity.