YANKEES V ANGELS GAMETHREAD

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

happ is elite

the best thing about this AAA lineup is that we're back to zero expectations

>Harvey

OH NONONONONO

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>the second half of the yankees lineup
fuck

>10 PM start time
West coast sports were a mistake

So what's the word on judge?

you think its gay when players shave their arms?

remember when we wanted Matt Harvey four years ago

LIFT TO THE EXTREME

BLACK KNIGHT
DARK KNIGHT
GOOD NIGHT

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oh my....

Voit hits one to Detroit! Cool hand Luke gives the Yankees a 1-0 lead.

remember when Didi got a curtain call on the road?

LUUUUUUUUUKE
nothing, he doesn't wanna give a timetable because of his wrist

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I shave my balls and armpits. been doing it since as a junior in high school. (my family and I sweat a lot).

yo lads I didn’t want to say anything but... what’s wrong with gleebs

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Didi needs to come back. He's the biggest missing player in this group.

he misses andujar, we all do

At least 20 days

I love fletcher leading off, let's get on base for Mike

judge, severino, stanton lol
did is on par with hicks

so what's the strat gonna be for Trout lads?

Pujols still playing? What the hell.

I don't shave anything. I trim my beard now and then. In fact, I insist that my girlfriend not shave. Hair is a primary trait of mammals. Removing hair makes you a snake.

Mike Trout should be a Yankee

3 pitches in and we're already getting candid shots of Rosenthal

Its Rothschild you pleb

He's been great for us the past week. 5 RBI, big dinger.

The fact that you didn't know that he was still playing really shows how entwined New Yorkers are in their own little bubble.

My bad. I knew it was one of those.

>le entitled new yorker xDDD
fuck off, california has the same reputation
don't be mad just because you're paying 24m/year to a washed up negative WAR player

Something jewy

Dude this game starts at 10 pm here in the east. What makes you think I care about west coast teams? Come on.

I mean not even your own coast cares that much considering your ballpark is Yankee Stadium West

hey guys how's it going

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Pujols is a first ball hall of famer you dense fuck. Show some respect.

Enjoy your 6000 at bats in aaa

A little under the weather

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Listen imma hard graduh, augkay'. Pujols may be a hall of famer but he isn't a first on this voters ballot.

Backafta dis

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Hey Mike do you think when Larry bird is in town he gets dinner with Greg bird?

it's also not the 2000's and he's not on the cards anymore

Fuck you Happ, ya bum.

fight dingers with dingers

JA Crapp
we could’ve paid Corbin instead

>happ

Man I used to hate Mike but respect him for how on point his takes are but now you can literally fade everything he says and it's getting sad

if gardner wasn't a manlet he would've snagged that

HAHHAHAHHAH YANKEES GET FUCKED

>le actively damaging his legacy man

>fapp

Kole slowly and surely recovering from his nasty slump

kill yourself already cozart

You mean his career?

Nah, the back shot showed it want further than Gardner anticipated

why is this bum still getting at-bats? He's literally the worst batter in the AL

He's definitely lost a step. Should've never retired when he did.

>david cone easily dissecting a pitcher's problems again
why does Rothschild even exist again

>tfw you realize we have JA Happ for another two years with a club option

Dude is a good hitter my man. He had a nice backhalf of last year and will slowly crawl back to his natural leadoff position once he figures things out

BASED HALF BREED

Heaney tossing bullpen session later this week. can't wait for him and Skaggs to be back so we don't have to trot out this bum

I mean obviously I was chirping a bit, but Kole is a comfortably below average hitter. Much of last year that dude was blanking, hard. Half his career he's slugged under .400. "Good hitter" is way aggressive an appraisal

Tyler Wade please activate your Albert Pooholes training

lets be honest, do we really need base coaches?

I won't disagree that he's not good enough right now, but with such a hyped prospect it's gonna take a couple more years before i give up on him. He has all the tools to be elite

Whenever stratton or harvey starts i just pencil in an imaginary 5-0 deficit we start the game with and know we have to pile up the runs to have a chance

I follow an Instagram account called freezing cold takes and theres a video of him saying something will never happen that ends up happening almost every day

What kind of manager is this? Dude walked up to him like some zoomer.

Matt Harvey really was always a cunt so I like seeing him flounder.

I thought that account was mostly twitter?

if you have one you should follow "Funhouse," he posts a lot of Francesa stuff and stupidity

he was the best pitcher in new york while you were trotting out bums like CC and Pineda.

Sit down, cuck.

Sanchez tier catching

>you now remember michael pineda

>actually defending washed up harvey
who's the cuck?

ehhh

sanchez has 0 passed balls this season, so he's worse

That bitch Harvey stinks and won nothing while CC was pitching game winners in the world series on a diet of captn crunch and hannesy.

I'm a mets fan... he had a 3-year run while he was the clear #1 pitcher and celebrity in new york baseball. It's funny how rattled yankees fans get when they have to concede that they weren't in the spotlight for a few years

Remember when he yelled at his old manager to stay in the game and gave up runs in the post season?

we had kuroda too asswipe

Lol... what happened to that guy? I remember my dad would always curse during his starts when I was growing up

Tell me about it, bro.

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and what did you guys do (or not do, rather) with that spotlight?
youtube.com/watch?v=Du-Qp6Y3Wjo

lol yeah congrats on being in the spotlight for 12 seconds, was it fun

Why you watching this? Nba playoffs on.

Royals team was factory-built to counter our weaknesses and were on a miracle run. We would have crushed any other team that got there; swept the red-hot Cubs and pounded the best pitcher in the NL at the time (Arrieta) for 7 runs in Wrigley

I can not even begin to articulate even to myself how much harder I prefer baseball to that "sport"

Pete Alonso will be the biggest sports celeb in NY soon. Fudge is done and just isn't as pure of a hitter as MVPete.

Kuroda was actually one of our better starters. He went back to Japan to pitch in Nippon.

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Based and Petepilled.

>Nba playoffs
About as boring as the Nba regular season.

>same people that also said Wright was going to be bigger and better than Jeter

SIMBA PLEASE

The way YES schedules its broadcasters is bizarre. Cone should have been on this game.

I only watch english soccer and baseball. everything else feels like some disneyland plastic bullshit. sort yourself out

I miss Singleton but it’s obvious him and Kay don’t gel

>woulda coulda shoulda
>this delusion
i know mest fans have mental problems and stockholm syndrome but come on

besides anything happening in baseball will be overshadowed if the knicks somehow land one of the big NBA free agents or eventually become somewhat good again; Linsanity was way bigger than any star baseball player on either team here in recent memory

Exactly. What's that saying... the brightest candle extinguishes the fastest

I believe YES has the most broadcasters in baseball. but all I care about is not having that absolute faggot ryan ruocco on. nothing makes me wanna stab myself more than him

work the count you retards

Singleton was supposed to retire. He does get annoying talking about his Baltimore glory days. Dude has an inferiority complex. Cone is fun and would love to hear his take on Harvey- especially being a former Met and a pitcher who lost his velocity and dominance in later years and started to supremely suck.

harvey might just get a quality start off this dollar store yankee lineup. Lol. you guys are a really a shell of your self

Yeah I hate him too bro. Voice sounds like he is gargling a monster cum load. Apparently he is the heir apparent if Kay croaks. Kay always kisses his ass on his radio show for some reason.

I mute my tv once in a while but I would have to do that forever if that's the case. he's too fucking "clean" and sterile. nothing makes me angrier than him, and besides, I want a guy that is only announcing baseball, not multiple sports

>unironically turning this into a pitcher's duel
geez we both suck
>clean and sterile
what do you mean?

Whats up with Twayne Wade? Is he ever gonna start hitting or is he really just a glove

the guy has no fucking personality whatsoever. just bland as all hell and "safe". michael has his autism spurts and talks nonsense sometimes and it's different, much like john sterling and his way he calls a game. ruocco and many newer announcers just dont seem to have that anymore. it's fucking boring. and his homerun calls are so fucking cringe and they change most of the time. no catchphrase call like "see ya" or something or even that "see you later" from whoever does the nationals broadcast

>michael has his autism spurts and talks nonsense sometimes and it's different
holy fuck it was either last year or the year before when he was going off for multiple innings about kluber grabbing his tongue that was so god damn funny

>garndner is the 4th best hitter in this lineup
Wake me up

and a pinch runner
he seems to be a bit better on R2C2 or when he was on espn radio

I dont think I have ever seen Tyler wade get a base hit

Harvey mowing you down with ease

Brett Gardner - 9 million
Nick Markakis - 3 Million

What the fuck does Gardner have on Steinbrenner or Cashman?

He is trying too hard. Is cool/weird he works with Pujols in the off season and is friends with him. Maybe Pujols can get him some of that undetectable Olympic-level steroid gear he's been injecting his entire career.

>this guy hitting .340
why is he at the bottom of the lineup?

Listen to Kay's radio show. He is totally different and way edgier- even talks shit about the Yanks, especially analytics. If out of market you can listen for free 3pm EST on tunein.com. Just search for espn radio new york and you will find it.

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I hate how he will not even entertain the idea that Aaron Boone is a shitty manager

>chinkface
What is the appeal?

It's not the 7incher stretch yet.

I've wrote about kay this season already, I live in rochester and have been listening to michael kay call games since the early 00's and been listening to his show for years now /now I watch him on YES network every single day. I love the man very much because I grew up with him and kinda see him as a father figure desu (I act much like him I feel like). having a trip and being the gamethread starter would kill me but that's not what I am about, for now

Gardner is one of 2 vets on team from 2009 World Series title (CC the other). He is also a stellar outfielder.

stop posting here kay, /spuh/ is a francesa board

gleyber's got kind of an ugly swing right now, seems like he's waving a sledgehammer

Harvey barely has any control of the plate, but his pitch count is so good. God damn. Love to see it.

Kay knows Boone is a paper tiger figurehead- only there to be the player's buddy and talk to the media before/after the game. The analytics ppl call al the plays and lineups. He talks about this all the time on his show.

I feel like Mike trout cant handle pressure and that is why he resigned with the Angels he could have gotten that same contract from an actual contender cant think of any other reason he would want to spend the rest of his career on this team

Don't post anymore.

I can't wait till Trout gets busted for juicing. Rumors been swirling around him for years.

>and kinda see him as a father figure desu (I act much like him I feel like)
what exactly do you do that you think makes you act like Michael Kay?

he said he's made it pretty clear that he wants to avoid the spotlight and just play for one team

wonder how much more popular baseball would be if he had MJ's or even LeBron's personality

can't really explain because you'd have to be around me and also I'm a firm hardcore believer of astrology (we're both aquarius') you can make fun of me but i won't go much deeper than that because the bantering is too easy, but I accept that.

Is it just me or did anyone else hate the whole “The Yankees won 100 games” narrative that YES network and Michael Kay shovels?

i was hoping you'd reveal how you have a huge head and wear suits everywhere and say "see ya!" all the time but that must've been wishful thinking

Monz, the /spuh/ is muh board, augkay. Ya bettuh do a bettuh job screening postuhs or ya gonna be looking for a Uber job.

youtu.be/rTBGyBl4V98

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Holy shit you are a retarded fag and an embarrassment to all Yankees fans.

yeah I really hated it. the only thing the Yankees should care about is championships, and the whole reason why they even got to 100 games was because of that 41-13 stretch that started right about now and carried on until June. they played around .500 ball for the other two thirds of the season (really, 54/162 is 1/3)

I actually have a huge forehead (7 3/4th for baseball hats)
I am retarded, why else would I post these threads and shit every day for almost 3 years now? I don't have a life outside of sports or any real life friends. it's okay, I still love all yankee supporters

You don't know baseball, do you? Yanks had a very similar record last year at this time, floating around .500. The fact Yanks are +1 .500 this year with 13 players on the IL is miraculous.

how'd you get married?

>Meredith poster all these years has been Michael Kay
We need to go deeper.

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>let's go, angels chant gets heavily booed
kek

Put your tripcode back on then asshole. This aint your personal blog.

coworker fro m 5 years ago and progressed from there. she sometimes posts gamethreads for me because she finds Yea Forums fun and also loves baseball.. but since our son she only watches english soccer with me. total anime weirdo too but I love her
never had a trip ever. I will stop now because I am derailing my own thread. being drunk truly opens you up. back to the game

won't make you talk anymore but she sounds like a 10/10, living the dream man

commercials on post Meredith

did john lackey fuck off and die already or is he lingering somewhere?

Is she the chick from a couple of seasons ago who posted those vocaross?

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yes, she went off the pasture and did that when I used to have a job. was kinda mad about that

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that was a hell of a hanger, happ's been so lucky

i was friends with a ~50 something year old dude who loved the yankees who committed suicide recently. he liked talking about how he was at 3 of the world series clinching wins in yankee stadium. makes watching games now a little bitter sweet

*boone voice* good job happy!! good job

sorry to hear about that. hopefully if you can see another ws win from the yanks you think about him, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

lindsey adler cucked me AMA

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>great starting pitching
>shaky bullpen
>barely any offense
Tfw the yankees have become the mest

i mean they scored 7 runs yesterday so it's not like they can't do it

Can anyone buy those seats in that dugout behind home plate or is that some kind of press shit

i sure will. suicide is a weird thing

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Torres has been garbage this season.

so if trout doesn't hit a dinger this is going to extras right

If I drink a beer each remaining inning, how many beers will I drink lads?

Gonna unironically miss this 3rd base defense when andujar comes back

god damn gio

why are there so many yankees fans there

serious question - why haven't they figured out a why to hide andujar on defense yet? if this team is truly so analytical is his error every other game worth the hitting?

Because California is full of a bunch of basedboys who dont actually watch sports

Goodwin's been such a pleasant surprise

>still using onions in 2019

That's a big yikes from me dawg!!!

Bour is fucking cancer

Luke stretching like that hes gonna strain an oblique

oh well, a trout walkoff bomb will have to suffice

Other than being a fat fuck I dont know how you can be a bad fielder at the major league level and not improve at all between seasons when you are literally the worst at your position

>Undertaker theme

????????????????????????????

Robles is based

Fucking kek

The Robles video:
twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1120543773514174464?s=19

Easy matchup, tauchman swings at anything

he was playing it a little bit better this year before he went down, nothing highlight reel worthy though

Let's trout it off, gents

>gents
you mean "gent"

Let's trout it off, gents.

I hate how this fat fuck steps out of the box and readjusts his batting gloves after every fucking pitch

sorry for double post wasn't auto-updating on mobile

there's at least 3 of us angels fans here, just hasn't been much to post about the past hour or so. looks like extras is on the dockett so that'll be fun

Troy Glaus was juiced out of his mind that year. He was so juiced that he was nearly impossible to stop in the playoffs. That's why he was World Series MVP and outdueled the ultimate juicer Barroid Bonds.

I don't know how many players on the Angels were juicing that year but Glaus was Godlike in the playoffs. I'm sure you all remember him raping you in Yankees stadium in 2002. Literally could not get a pitch behind him. Sean Wooten was another guy who obviously juiced. That team was juiced as fuck .White farmboys juicing is a recipe for World Series wins.

otto looks kinda shook desu

Angels don't still do that stupid monkey do they?

I think Otto got lucky that was only a single and not a walkoff homer

i think i've seen the yanks turn 2 more times tonight than all of last year

perfectly executed plan

now watch washed up pooholes hit the dinger

Fucking simba

Pujols has owned the yankees for 20 years , let's continue it tonight old friend

Yankees still don't use that fucking grease monkey Frank Sinatra song, do they?

Ottavino did his job, good thing we have Sonny in the bullpen to hold the fort!

fuck my TV broadcast is behind then

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free baseball everyone

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Please anyone but cody allen

EXTRA INNINGSSSSS

Its taylor cole

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>cody allen
gifted us with one of the best gritty AB's I've ever seen
youtube.com/watch?v=xwbmMHO1VgM

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The Angels have a much brighter future than the Yankees just by the mere fact that they have Ohtani and Trout locked down. You can fill out the rest through the farm system and free agency, but you can't replace two generational talents like that. That's like having Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez on the same team only way better.

please just pinch-hit for cozart for crist's sake

ugh the worst part about a AAA lineup is that they can't work the count
lmao you've had trout for 8 seasons and you haven't even come close to making the playoffs, some future

yeah but how many rings do you have locked down?

Only big issue is fixing this horrid pitching. Can't stand watching the 1st inning and being up by 4 and then watching the starter shit the bed.

this is a copypasta you fucking retards

end this shit

fuck the west coast

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more like the pest coast amirite

haha epic tag

as an angels fan living in florida, i get the best of both worlds

redpill me on kahnle, i sense a dinger coming

i have so many questions

bean kole

stud in 2017, either sucked or didn't pitch last year, waiting to see what happens this year

honestly I’d kill myself if I was an east coast fan of a west coast team, just waiting until 10 for a game to start was painful

don't let the obnoxious jew yorkers in the crowd go home happy. they've been an absolute shitshow all night

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doesn't seem necessary, they're already in their home ballpark

Just as many as you this millennium.

t wagie

Angels had the best record in the league in 2014. Unfortunately, they ran into the meme team Royals and lost in a bullpen duel. Every game was close and went into extra innings.

But Ohtani and Trout are in their twenties. The only guys in their twenties that are worth a damn on the Yankees are fucking Aaron Judge and Sanchez, lol. What a joke. Have fun winning zero rings another decade.

It’s so late I have work in 7 hours

getting tacos in between this inning, i figure we'll be here a while

can you get one for me?

yeah bb as long as you live in orange county i'll drop by your place ;)

Haha sure fren ;)
*tosses one over to you*
>>>/reddit/

just get to frazier and i feel like a meme dinger is on the way

mariners fucking blow, both our teams can agree it's the astros/angels division to lose

this yankees lineup is so tragic

stop fucking complaining. we're missing 2 of our best bats and our 2 best starters.

yankees have a couple injuries but still have huge power hitters like frazier, gleyber, etc etc etc

trout walk off

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

cringe

wrong

damn cessa sucks again, just in time

cringe at Cessa

Cringe
Based

Pujols will send one into the upper deck

this series is gonna murder the bullpens

don't make me voocaroo a new call, nigger. that user is based

Don’t put Green or Holder in Boone

fuck bros I wanna fap

Based!!

>all those angels fans leaving
I don't mind comfy empty stadium late games, who were here for that cubs game that went a million innings two seasons ago? I was piss drunk and enjoyed the whole shit

we all wants the rays to win the division. they have deep lineup + pitching by the boatload.

Rocket by calhoun

Based vocaroo bro. Glad to see you're still around

Angels lifelonger here, Happ is on my fantasy team so this game is starting to shape up nice. Lets go Yanks!

OH NO NO NO

>frazier hurt too
ok now this is just getting cruelly funny

retard

Jesus Christ even the backups get hurt

dear god Frazier I know you want to look cool but you can't wear fucking jordans with spikes if you dont want to fuck up your ankles

i hope frazier is dead

>bunting

Gio!

the shitty of analslime

fucking hell

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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Please kill the Angels Yankees, end my suffering.

1-2-3, thanks for playing.

gg yanks

chapmeme is still a thing?

Why can't catchers hit for shit? They watch 120 piches from behind the plate per game but have no idea what to do in the batters box

chappie's a ride every time, you guys aren't done yet

THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES

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Fucking Bourjous' rasberry man.

>yfw you see this while rewatching Arliss

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>cozart
lmao this shit is over

BASED and REDPILLED

...

Why bully when you know we are already dead?
>cozart
GG yankees.

PINGAAAAAAAA

Aroldis Sneedman

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Welp, Yankees are fucked.

Chapman's Wild Ride

>all the white people in the stands are angels fans
>all the mexicans are yankees fans
lol

>all the white people in the stands are yankees fans
>all the mexicans are angels fans
lol

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yankees fans shut the fuck up you obnoxious pigs

Build the wall in New York

Prepare the "OFFICIAL LAUGH AT YANKEES" thread.

COZART HEEM'D

HEEMED

56%kees lol

>Sacrifice cozart for a run
I FUCKING TAKE IT!

I just want to go to bed

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This gamethread lacks anime.

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Jesus christ Cozart is on my fantast team

G O O D W I N

G O O D W I N

if it wasn't for california, the 56% meme wouldn't even exist tho

PITCHER PINCH RUNNING

please just end the game anglels i need to sleep

>91 mph
Is chapmeme done?

i'm tired wobbie..

LA STELLA CLUTCH TIME INCOMING

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>yankee fans staying up until 2 to watch their team lose

AND they live on the least coast.

chapman fucking sucks

looks like a concussion, he'll be back in a week

Remember when there was more than 3 reserve players on the bench? Fuck this era of match up pitchers.

holy SHIT the angels are awful

>56kees

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>chapmeme

Welp... He was clutch when he was on the Cubs.

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who was the one crying to be put out of their misery not even 20 minutes ago?

yeah, what the fuck about it? I like baseball and the yankees. suck my asshole- I'm sure you calicucks would want to anyways

he had a hot stretch for a week now he sucks again. rip

what the f*ck was chapmans problem

lmao faggots i'm not even an angels fan

>yankshitters are all fat NEETs.

figures. anyway, gotta get up tomorrow for my IT job. hope the halos pull out a victory! night all

He throws 100
The angles just got lucky
It's not his fault

We /NL/ now

>No more DH
LOL baby League. I better see pitchers batting now.

then fuck off my dude. yankee threads are threads of peace (unless it's the red cux)

goodnight, sox fan

Bard blows, gg yaks

looks like the angels had all the angles

oh i meant with the umpire

>pitchers batting now.
I cant wait to watch a guy hit .150 on the year! so exciting! the NL is the babby league, 1/9 ABs a pitcher faces are automatic outs

>yaks fans are literal drunk retards

get a grip

looks like dj's hitting his first slump

>he's still at it
yikes

These late night games are a good way of spotting the man children New Yorkers who don't have a real job to go to in the morning.

Pete Alonso. That is all

okay that was pretty cool

he's trying very hard, isn't he? has to be a red sox shitter

GORGEOUS BOURJOS

>being a wagecuck
Grim

It's like two homeless guys fighting over a moldy sandwich.

Wonder if Luke Walton harassed our very own Alex Curry, as well?

>being a wagecuck

>yaks fans are racists

yikes

>He doesn't appreciate when the pitch contributes to the offense
>.150 Average
>1/9 AB are outs
I see the baby league cannot into math

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Holder blows, gg anglels

>These late night games are a good way of spotting the man children New Yorkers who don't have a real job to go to in the morning.

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the national league is, has always been and always will be a running gag

deal with it

LIGHT

THAT

BABY

UP

I assume that's a daily occurrence in a new yorker's eyes

your family reunion?

Can't we just give both teams the L?

Dodgers would bootyblast both these shit teams

DAAAH YANKEES WON, MAH. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND IT WAS EPIC. HAHA, TIME FOR LUNCH!

So what's this guy's job?

He obviously works for Uncle Vinnie, but doing what?

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i have a job tomorrow and im still up. you do realize it's possible to function on 6 hours of sleep, right?

>a NEET trying to feel superior to other NEETs
not very effective

Chris Sale tonight in the pouring rain:

8IP, 14K, 2H, 3BB, 0 ER

is that any good?

END IT TROUT

FUUUUUCK

>holder vs trout
fucking yikes

More like the baby league is a joke.

Look at that, the DH can field, MAYBE you have the DH play defense and be called that position instead of just hitting balls.

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>that brown kid in the red shirt and glasses asleep behind home

Are we sure he's not dead?

@92254781
sure man whatever you say, you may go back to the general now

Haha yeah, these guys don't know. You gotta be tough to live out here in da Bronx. Hey mah, what do you want from the store?

inb4 walk off dinger

THAT WAS BALL 4 WHAT THE FUCK UMPS

haha yeah

>Thinking that was a walk
>'MVP'

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he's been moving the zone all fucking game

just end it simba. send the fat italian cunts home angry

How could he? She never covered basketball.
Also post some curry

Bellinger woulda went yard for the walk off there. Trout just fishes (no pun) for walks.

DELETE THIS

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>taking 13+ innings to beat a literal AAA team
no wonder why you guys lost 6 of 7

Some MVP, Baez would have already walked it off. Your teams really suck. Who watches this garbage?

It's fucking embarrassing. Being an Angels fan is suffering.

just end it Judge

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>If I say it enough times, I will feel grateful that I am not a productive member of society.

Yelich would've put this shit to bed already

big city NEET is peak NEET

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wagie getting ragie!

>Baez would have already walked it off.
Baez would have gotten a lead off triple to lead into the walk off.

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meanwhile the Leafs just won the stanley cup. and this game is fucking still on lmao

>Yelich would have shit the bed
Fixed

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>cubes

GIDP incoming

Put ohtani in to hit in the pitchers spot. If he doesn't walk it off, let him blow that fucking elbow out.
>that throw by lucroy

But Ohtani?

Why are the Angel's announcers so panicked? Bourjous should know how to turn a double play. He is a baseball player.

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As a white man, I can not support the lesser races.

>yfw three more games of this

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Ohtani is an honorary aryan.

>He is a baseball player.
that's a really generous way to put it

This, but the opposite

WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! FUCK THE ANGELS HOLY SHIT!!

Ohtani is almost as tall as that half nigger Aaron Judge. He is our honorarru Aryuan.

>Boston wins the world series
>Boston wins the super bowl
>Boston wins the Stanley cup
Holy shit how butthurt would the rest of the US be?

a machine will never be able to do my job (retail). Fuck all of you

You're asian aren't you

Fucking Lucroy throwing this fucking game

You're right, we should make it official and abolish the DH.

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this is you, isn't it?

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Not that I'm a Boston fan or anything hehe

Just end it yaks.

>tfw /neutral/ neet

throw in the NBA playoffs too
>throwing
interesting choice of word

Not as butthurt as living in that sinkhole in Massachusetts.

>have to work lunch shift at del taco tomorrow
END THE GAME AHHHHHHHHHHH

>apehooop
no thanks jamal

>have to pick up my mom's medication in the morning
someone end it please

The only job a machine won't be able to replace are jobs involving client contact and talking for a living. Those jobs will be intact. Literally, everything else, including engineering jobs, are replaceable.

Holy shit I didn't know about their nba status.

Dodgers have more talent on their bench on any given day than the halos have starting

>I have a 500 word essay to write

SOMEBODY END IT. I DON'T CARE WHO.

How many stolen bases have the angles allowed this season? They haven't even contested the two this inning.

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Have to jack off END IT.

Where are all the Angels fans lmao Fenway would be full for extras

>have to work the afternoon shift at the pizzeria tomorrow to make enough to pay rent for May

THIS GAME HAS NO END

Want to jack off END IT.

>dealing with the worst type of angry subhuman normalfags
cringe

THANK YOU

just end it you fucking retards.

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The window has closed up, Paco.

How do you not score from second on a base hit with two outs? You should be going on contact and not looking back.

Urshela > Trout

NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I unironically have a 10 page paper due tomorrow

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>Over 30 years later and still no rings

subject? and how much$

>letting him steal 3rd
based

Gio Urshela is the kind of guy i used to stuff in lockers in middle school

He was on first you numbnuts.

kid went to princeton, not a sports school

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vocaroo.com/i/s1W1LiUeYCIV
vocaroo.com/i/s1W1LiUeYCIV

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>have to wake up early to staht my shift at dunkin and hope to make it home in time to watch the B's and the Leafs
END IT WHAT THE FUCK

Rays won again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based

Why Monster Hunter World is a shit stain on the entire series and I'm doing it for free

If you're a New York fan watching this game right now at 3 AM in your underwear while mom and dad are about to wake up in two hours, congratulations, you won!

>intentionally walked ford to get to him twice
>made them pay for it both times
gio is fucking ice cold

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>dad said he wouldn't rape me tonight if the yanks won

fuck yes

What's with all these redditors spamming wojacks?

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POST CURRY

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUÒ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

Why are you looking smug? I'm right.

meanwhile soccer is about to start

Why are cusb and whos fans here?

>boss said he'd fire me from the taco truck if the angels lose
COME THE FUCK ON YOU LOSERS
I NEED THIS

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this is the only game on doofus

>staying with holder
boone is fucking crazy

if it was on history, economics, or political science i'd shit something out for you quickly, i'm not in the NCAA though so i'd want to be paid .

>tfw no matter what outcome happens tonight, you get to go to bed at a reasonable hour

Feels good to be on the best coast.

>friend said he'd get me a job at his taco truck if the Yankees win

I got a good feeling about this. End this shit Yanks

this, BASED feinstein and BASED harris

That was not a strike. Umps want to go home.

I hate the general

BASED Otani

>you cost us the game

lol at calling that a strike. Speaking of jobs that need a robot taking over...

You suck

IF REPEATING DIGITS OCCUR WE'RE GOING TO THE 15TH

based. fuck all generals. fuck the lack of game threads

Because it's not as shitty as FU.

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>free outs

PINCH HIT OHTANI

No, we're going to the 20th inning

watch holder gives up a dinger

>Cahill
Well you tried you're best

PITCHER BATTING IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE.

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If the Angels score a home run, we're never letting the Yanks hear the end of it.

Choke Yanks. Do it for the memes.

Are free outs even capable of hitting home runs?

>only 1 likable AL East team

>>>>>his league has designated hitters

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honestly we would deserve it

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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No.

NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGHHHHHH YANKHATER BROS WHAT THE FUCK

THIS ISN'T FAIR THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THEIR GOOD PLAYERS IN

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD

FULL RETREAT TO THE GENERAL NOW

WE GOT

WAY

TOO

COCKY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*poops pants and cries in the fetal position*

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IT'S OVER

Yankees win!

Thuuuuuuh Yankees win!

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this game went on for so long I forgot matt harvey actually had a quality start for once

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Fuck everything. I hate being an Angels fan.

GG yankees, hopefully you fuck us for the rest of the series.

the only NEET friendly sport left

LET'S FUCKING GO
>taking 14 innings to lose to a minor league team
>b-but muh trout
>b-but muh blowtani
see you tonight fags

Fuck me I gotta wake up in 4 hours

START SPREADING THE NEWS, OUR Z TEAM KICKED YOUR ASS, NEW YORK NEW YORK

Damn, as a Red Sox fan who stayed up to watch this I am severely disappointed and will be drowning my sorrows with the latest BLACKED.com scene. Later nerds.

I have so many auto hidden posts in this thread.
Why are there so many redditors here?

any pornstars called gio I could fap to, brehs?

>ANALSLIME
>ANALSLIME
>ANALSLIME

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OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Why the fuck is the MLB website so slow updating?

having a AAA team is kinda underrated desu
>if you lose it's okay because it's AAA vs. MLB and the AAA team is supposed to suck comparatively
>if you win, it's a fun W plus you get to laugh at the other team's fans for their team losing to a AAA lineup
bretty gud

they all went to bed

such is the life of a shitty team fan