Cricket related discussion

It's a painful repressed memory I just want to forget

Me too user. Are you excited for the World Cup?

just woke up

BASED

BASED

is this the spark of life Chilean cricket was crying out for?

Based NEET. The lifeblood of the Yea Forums cricket discussion community

banitsa and thinking about cricket on the cards

My utter and absolute lads.

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Who else hype? USA Cricket on ODI status watch.

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Will the world ever see a bowler as good as him lads?

cheeky hundy on Jos Butler to get most runs in the world cup

feel like shit just want the ashes to start

me to be honest

Honestly feel bad for any 2019 World Cup freshcunts, this place is fucking grim.

they wouldn't know any better at least.

oh boy can't wait to fail at our own world cup and have everyone laugh at us like rwc 2015 again
it's going to be australia or india to knock us out as well, I just know it

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New Zealand is more grim

Nah won't be nearly as bad as rwc 2015. At least your squad is one of the best in the world this time and fairly consistent.

got a funny feeling it will be warner

Shut the fuck up Mohammed

Sickens me knowing that we're allowing Warner to resume playing, let alone living and breathing

let me tell you something about the england cricket team. they will always let you down

david warner murdered and raped cricket. but all he gets is a slap on the wrist. says a lot about our society

really gets the old neurons fired up

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saw that exact phrase on a couple of newspapers yesterday too
weird
unfortunately I am not intelligent enough to deduce what it means, or why 'christians' was not sufficient

Can't say the C-word anymore lad.

would vettori be as popular if he didn't wear glasses? it sounds superficial but I think no

No. Glasses lads literally run the world

I wear glasses with zero magnification to look smarter. Also wear a fancy watch every day. Don't hate the player

The fuck happenwd to /cric/?
It got banned?

Tendulkar faced Warne, McGrath, Gillespie, MacGill, Lee, Macdermott, Hughes, Johnson, Clark, Harris, Walsh, Marshall, Ambrose, Akram, Shoaib, Mushtaq, Waqar, Asif, Steyn, Pollock, Kallis, Donald, Morkel, Ntini, Muralitharan, Vaas, Herath, Anderson, Gough, Flintoff, Broad, Swann, Botham, Harmison, Vettori, Bond, Martin, Cairns, Al Hasan, Razzak, Streak

Who did Bradman face?

We don't talk about that here. Take it to /qa/

Trip on shitspouter

bradman played on uncovered pitches, mitchell marsh would have averaged under 10 if he bowled back then

Gonna wear one of my suits to the first showing of endgame tomorrow lads

Working Style or Three Wise Men m8?

if I saw someone going to watch a super hero film, I would give them a swift punch to the cranium and call them what they are: a faggot manchild who needs ot have sex

Crane Brothers

Don't give money to Murray Crane m8 he doesn't pay his legal bills.

Maybe instead of obsessing over which movies other people watch you should focus on growing your hair back

going bald lads

Only good bowlers there are McGrath, Ambrose, murilitharan, and Warne.

Of mind or body?

Who gives a shit lad retail wage slaves deserve to get cucked

who are you talking to

yeah and Gough

don't directly address him, just leave him to his deranged rantings
we can't help him

Could ask YOU the same question

Smith is kind of a garbage odi player honestly

so true

How do we save cricket in england?

Smith has been poor in ipl so far. Reckon the scandal really rocked him. Warner on the other hand doesn't give a shit. Literally no moral compass.

make watching divegrass or calling cricket boring a capital offence

Start calling football fans divegrass worshippers instead

we autosage now

when I browse /cric/ on my phone for a couple of mins when doing a poo at work, I still make more money than the janny does in an entire year.

shall back this.

can’t wait to finish toil and get comfy in bed . Think i’ll buy some healthy snacks such as cashew nuts and watch loads of porn

thinking that Brenton Tarrant killed Ramadan worshippers lads

Ramadan hasn't begun yet lad

Porn causes baldness.

Also somebody just said a name we're not allowed to speak of.

is this actually true?

It's true, someone just said sebbo.

no, only one thing causes baldness and that’s DHT binding to the hair follicle and sucking the life out of it

and being a shit gene having gay boy LOL

I have never lied in my life

i blame anglos. no one in my mum's side of the family (all german) are bald, but every single fucking anglo on my dad's side was bald by 30. absolutely grim genetic from the br*tish

Does this look like /bald/ to you?

all the best cricket players were bald or balding. This is a fact.

in the grand scheme of things we're all balding tb h

not really, I have to even get haircuts because my hair grows too long otherwise, the exact opposite of balding

When AB first started playing cricket he had a full head of hair. When he scored the fastest ever century he was almost fully bald.

the opposite of balding would be growing more hair than you already have, like in other places around your head lol

couldnt grow a beard when I was younger so yes, that has happened

egg on my face haha

>wahhhh they didn't say Christian
what the fuck do you mean Easter worshipper means? If that mong had targeted a mosque during Ramadan they would've said Ramadan worshippers

come on now

Also have a lot more hair on my testicles and ass than ever.

14 year olds are out of school i see.

*decks you*

why not dumb cunts

Can't decide if i want to choose my real sister or my non blood related sister in this visual novel lads.

genuinely believe renshaw will be a future GOAT batsmen for australia.

it's about framing i guess

i'm already so tired of AFL, i just want cricket back for FUCK sake

t. Perth

Warner will be included in the Ashes squad even though he has absolutely no right to be there. should just stick to playing meme cricket and never play real cricket again. Renshaw should open the batting instead.

They're just two cherrypicked tweets, stupid to imply they're skirting around saying Christian given they're both Christians themselves. If anything it just shows how Christianity is a given to both of them and they're emphasising the horror of being targeted during a religious holiday
And sadly I doubt Renshaw ever gains great form, think he'll always be le aggressive get out cheaply man

how did you know lol

Plenty of options of who to come in before Renshaw. Assuming Harris is a given you've got Burns, Bancroft, Khawaja, maybe even Labushagne, and I think someone else I'm forgetting

c choose for what?

I am the knower

buisness idea

cricket world cup toppers and flags for rocket league

feel like we wont see burns again honestly, dunno why but just dont see it. bancroft unironically needs to open for australia again. his form has been superb since before and after his ban.

love interest haha

Hope everyone in melbourne attends the womens t20 world cup final. really am not happy that s*ccer holds the world record for attendance at a female sporting game.

ill check em out if they are playing down at Edgars rd oval in Thomastown.

Don't know if we'll never see him again but yeah if he isn't given a spot soon (especially unlikely if and when they give Warner a life line) he won't make his way back. tbf though I don't think he would be good at anything other than statpadding against weak subcontinent sides touring at home
Definitely want to see Bancroft back, although think his form being superb is a BIG stretch. might not happen until Warner retires tb h

Harris retired m8

I'm moving to some other place of existence

Daniel Hughes?

>place
I meant plane
Sorry I already moved so I couldn't type property

Honestly dying and going to hell would be preferable to living in India.

after tearing you lot a new one on multiple occasions.
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Really have to agree that he was a very underrated bowler.

yeah superb might have been a bit a superlative lol, he's been pretty good though and i'd like to give him another shot. keep in mind though he hadn't played much cricket for 9 months, came back and did will in the bbl, had some good shield knocks and has now been playing well in england.

disagree tbqh

When I was born the devil said oh shit! Competition

have had this too after watching two days of test cricket back to back.

in all honesty I'd rather move to India for a bit then New Zealand

yeah he's slowly regaining form. Next ashes may not be right for him but if he continues a good streak after that then quite possibly

also reckon handscomb shouldn't have been dropped from the odi squad.

I'd rather live at the bottom of the ocean than on the surface with all these landoids

Imagine trying to play cricket with hands made of combs

Imagine trying to play cricket except u have bats for hands

like a fruit bat?

Struggling to envision a world where you wouldn't be disqualified for ball tampering every match

ill club you round the bonce with my bat hands if you ever ask such a stupid question again

>you now remember that people rated ashit agar for years simply because he fluked a 99 in the first test match he played and almost clawed australia to a win

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Imagine spiders and snakes darting up your anus every time you sit on the toilet. Truly the lucky country.

ashton turner's been having a good time in the ipl too, talking of once-in-a-generation australian talents called ashton
5 ducks in a row

no matter how much i try, i simply cannot get into IPL. keep in mind i watch every game of JLT one day matches, test matches between countries like bangladesh and zimbabwe, etc

well yeah, it's impossible to get into. it's the most soulless display of so-called cricket anyone has seen

>Afghanistan named fast bowler Hamid Hassan, who last played for the side in July 2016, in their 15-man squad for the Cricket World Cup on Monday

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Think the Australian tour of South Africa in 2014 was one of the best test series in a very long time.

not having much luck with feijoas lately. a lot of sour white flesh with tiny dry jelly sections

Incredible display of athleticism from one of Afghanistan's greats.

if we see one Carthage, it will be worth it

cartwheel i should say

Jason Holder is the Brian Lara of our generation.

Stole some from the neighbors

just playing some Jason Holder Cricket 19

If Quinton de Kock and Jason Holder were batting together the score card would read

de Kock Holder

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Folks keep bringing down feijoas when they stay at my place. LMK if you guys want some (or mandarins) I bloody hate the things but am being polite.

>hating mandarins

settle down mate

got enough chinese folks here already mate.

would pay to see it.

I don't get it

>poo peeland

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But can he do that with an untampered ball

where is chi bla x cunt?

honestly would be freaking epic if they managed to tamper it to that degree within five balls

dont encourage him dickhead

I want to handscomb my head haha

bullied the fuck out by shitspouter.

Shitspouter is sitting in Pare awaiting trial. Prove me wrong.

He's posted with his trip recently. Also shitspouter is a feminist, vegan and a Buddhist.

He posted some bollywood discowave the other day on some other board

test cricket is the only cricket for me, although i do watch odi and t20 cricket too, but i dont tell anyone haha

Love filtering trips

Perthlad watches odi and t20

Filthy bastard

remember convict seething when someone filtered one of his trips

how do you know about that? i never tell anyone.

He knackered his elbow playing BPL (kek) and hasn't healed properly

You can just tell a t20 watcher by their personality. Filthy bastards

reminder he was playing that trash instead of shield / bbl cricket.

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just different playstyles, Warner is le whack the shit out of everything man and Smith is more of a stroke player, also the injury
haven't been following it much but I thought Smith was still doing alright in the role expected of him
he was banned from both you complete dumb cunt

fucking kek
McCullum SEETHING

i know smartcunt i was passive aggressively implying that he shouldn't have been banned for that long you absolute brainlet

Yeah not that long... Should have been much longer...

s-sorry
there's some mong on here who was whinging a few months ago that Smith and Warner weren't playing domestic cricket and were chasing foreign meme20 tournaments at the expense of real experience, thought it could've been you

nah lad he must have been a freshie or not really follow cricket. i havent posted in these threads for a bit so must have missed him honestly, just assumed you were trying to be smart

also yeah smith has done pretty well as far as i know. held innings together and had partnerships. dont think they expected him to go out there scoring really quick or anything so would say he's done what was required of him.

he's never really been a particularly explosive t20 player tbf so wouldn't call his current ipl form poor by any stretch.

iirc I got stuck into some big autistic argument with him, he was saying neither had picked up a bat in months, Smith was living it large in his New York vacations etc. while Bancroft was doing the right thing because the media reported he'd shown up to training with the WA shield side a couple times and spoken to a counsellor or something there
this would've been before the footy season

KEK what the fuck? they both played grade cricket in aus during their bans and immediately went to BPL when it started. only reason they didn't play cricket before was coz they were both axed from the IPL and there wasnt anywhere else to paly during that period. sound like an absolute idiot but yeah probably a freshie for afl season if it was then i reckon.

can imagine it would have been an annoying argument. what a dickhead

You wouldn't expect him to go full Gayle mode, if anything that would look worse because his technique would be fundamentally different and untested
Sounds like he's doing much better than Root did in the recent BBL
just scoured the archives for some of his best truthies
>Smith and Warner will be absolute shit because the mongs didn't touch a cricket bat in 9 months unlike Bancroft who spent the whole time training
>the difference with Bancroft is that he was the only one training against proper opposition. he was training with WA for the whole cricket season preparing to return to the game. Smith and Warner reckoned grade cricket plus a meme T20 league was all it was going to take.
>and I disagree with the last part, most people will spend 75% of the year playing and Smith did likely have opportunities to play with NSW or to even have private coaching, which I doubt there is the facilities for in New York where he spent most of the year. He actually played the least cricket of the three, despite having the most options out of all of them.
>literally everyone has been playing grade cricket, that's a shit argument

kek what an absolute idiot

I remember it was the "Smith and Warner reckoned grade cricket plus a meme T20 league was all it was going to take" bit that really shit me, as though they had all these options available to them that they declined

21st century test XI -

Matthew Hayden
Graeme Smith
Steven Smith
Jacque Kallis
Kevin Pietersen
Adam Gilchrist
Shaun Pollock
Shane Warne
Dale Steyn
Glenn Mcgrath
Jasprit Bumrah

Ravichandran Ashwin

yeah?
and where's pucovski?

this team would get bowled out for

i can't say coz ive not played cricket at this level but id wager that batting out in the middle in a world class 'meme' t20 tournament is probably better practice than facing balls in the net at training for WA. not a slight to WA but training will never be as rigorous as the real thing imo, even if theyre different formats.

but yeah, they didn't exactly have a choice. and taking a step back isn't inherently a bad thing either. remember how good de villiers was after his year or so sabbatical from test cricket? came back in some of the best form he's ever been in.

How would you improve it?

according to who, how does ponting not make this

drop pollock/steyn/bumrah. mcgrath + one or two others is more than enough. keep in mind you also have kallis who can easily bowl you 20 overs a day of pace, so having 4 pace bowlers on top of that is really pointless. add ponting and have gilly bat one lower down the order imo

Smith and Kallis are better than Richard Ponting.

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>a day
i should say an innings.

disagree about smith. think ponting played in a much more difficult era and also was consistent for most of his (very long) career.

I feel like you could comfortably take 10-15 off smith's average if he bat in the late 90s early 2000s.

I think the real question is: will YOU be playing classic wow?

peak zoomer XI:

Imam-ul-Haq
--
Pucovski
--
--
Heymyer
Pant
Sam Curran
Mohammad Hasnain
Jhye Richardson
Rashid Khan

help me fill in the rest. Can't think of another opener

hmm true, might drop smith for ponting, drop gilchrist down one and swap pollock for paul collingwood

Chriss Lynn opens the batting, neo-bash brothers

that's exactly what I was saying, "nets sessions" are absolutely inferior to actual match competition, even if they were low level t20s. at best they allow a bit of stress release between tour matches
I don't even think he did that much with WA, it was more like meme personal support with the players and being around the structure
The main thing was that they just didn't have a choice, so if Smith was in New York for maybe a month right after the ban because there wasn't anything he could do then so what

he may appeal to zoomers but he definitely isn't a zoomer
just remembered:

peak zoomer XI:

Imam-ul-Haq
Prithvi Shaw
Pucovski
--
--
Heymyer
Pant
Sam Curran
Mohammad Hasnain
Jhye Richardson
Rashid Khan

>hillary Clinton
>a Christian
LMAO

Haseeb Hameed as opener.

good call, I'll do Shaw/ Hameed over Imam-ul-Haq

is renshaw zoomer or is he too conventional?

too old now I reckon
Want to include Rabada because of his attitude but same with him

arent renshaw and rabada both only 23? younger than a few of the blokes in that team.

nah the oldest is Richardson and Hameed at 22, might drop them though they look young enough
can't believe I forgot about BASED sangha and pope

Haseeb Hameed
Prithvi Shaw
Will Pucovski
Jason Sangha
--
Shimron Hetmyer
Rishabh Pant
Sam Curran
Mohammad Hasnain
Rashid Khan
Lloyd Pope

just need one more batsman

what the fuck i legit did not realise rashid khan was only 20. tohught he was at least 25. fuck

llyod pope makes me feel a lot better about my hairline lads, not going to lie

same lol thought Khan was at least 28+. remember someone on here saying it's amazing he 's so good so early in his career so I looked it up and was mindblown

is this first class or OD?

fuck me I can't think of the last batsman this is killing me
there must be some Indian IPL jobber who's perfect for it. I'm thinking meme trickshots and loads of out caughts

ollie pope

yeah i literally cannot believe this what the fuck lol
he's got so much time ahead of him to improve and he's already a great bowler, far out

makes me even sadder thinking about how is old man died last bbl season. only 20 and having to deal with that ;_;

test mainly but I'm open to suggestions

never heard of him tb h
leggies age like wine as well
yeah that's crazy about his dad, good on him for staying in aus for that match

>Ashton Turner's current run of five ducks in a row - four of which have been first ball - is certainly eye-catching, for the wrong reasons.
how do you come back from this? yikes

that's right he was the debutant for the Indian tour

PEAK Zoomer XI:

Prithvi Shaw
Haseeb Hameed
Will Pucovski
Jason Sangha
Ollie Pope
Shimron Hetmyer
Rishabh Pant
Sam Curran
Mohammad Hasnain
Rashid Khan
Lloyd Pope

based

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>there were people unironically suggesting he should be included in the world cup squad
even Warne included him in his XV the dumb cunt

im sure I could come up with a better one than ollie pope but I just wanted two popes in the team

he seems like a good fit, a lot of the guys I picked haven't even played tests before

lads was playing this cricket game when suddenly

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>no mo asif even though several elite batsman from this very era we’re talking about have called him the best bowler they have faced, including one in your team )pietersen)
Brainlet

Is that the cricfu XI?

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They probably use the same PR firm to manage their social media accounts.

Why TF do they rate Poohli as the mbest player atm? David Warner is leagues ahead of him. Doesnt sperg out like a retard aswell . Has the coveted IPeePooEl trophy aswell

so fking true. Poohli is an absolutely shite batsmen.

Are you talking about t20 specifically or in general?

general lad. T2O dont count , you have literal whos like Paul Valthaty score 120 against Dhonis team, and some obese 40 year old 'Pravin Tambe' taking wickets . Grim format

Lads i need a good number 6 for my 21st century XI

1) Stats dont lie and no matter how good people say, his stats are no better than any of my other bowlers.

2) Hes a compulsive cheater.

3) Im from Isle of Man; England isn't my country... brainlet.

Kohli is the best overall batsmen in the world hands down, lad.
>highest t20 average
>highest ODI average
>like second highest Test average
>has scored runs in absolutely every single country and in all conditions imaginable
>averages like 90 in ODI chases
>extremely consistent
>single handedly carried india in multiple test matches against unreal
conditions like that test at the wanderers in 2017

If we're talking just test matches then id say steve smith (before his ban) was hands down the best test batsmen, but overall kohlis is definitely the best batsmen atm. no one comes close in ODIs and only smith is better in tests.

What cricket vidya do you recommend? I've only got Don Bradman 14.

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little master cricket

It is my college

International cricket captain. Basically football manager for cricket.

Just get a Gray-Nicolls and hit being a slacker for six.

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cricket yes hockey no

Is Jiskefett related to Jangofett?

You now remember Kenya in 2003.

Reckon Jesus would bowl a cerebral medium fast ones off 10 paces, testing both edges and the pad

shall be presenting a special episode of /cric/kino presents. today it SHALL be avengers endgame.

Honestly.... BASED

Have adopted the “looking good mate” tinder chat yo line. Currently conversing with Julia (9km away)

sounding good mate

Secret to instant sex with any girl: tell them you know everything about the MCU. Ask her out to endgame today.

Heading to the cinema

Yep...

just subscribed to sky sports cricket.

>/cric/kino presents: Avengers Endgame
This is the movie.
9/10. I took points off because the movie shilled Fortnite.

Actually, 8/10. I took more points off because the entire film relies on a rat crawling over a control panel that releases Ant-Man.

send pics atleast wanker

hashtag cricket

Hey ref check your voicemail you missed some calls

Quite an intense poockey game happening lads

stats do lie. He was effective on all pitches and bowled a lot on flat ones. Also dismissed an extremely high proportion of good batsman

time for some breakfast lads

>breakfast at 5pm
The state

for me? a hearty chilli con carne on this cool windy day

knives out for kiwi icon stevo adams, exposed quite badly this season

I blame westbrick and the general lack of shooters

rathnayake

The incel pedo richo

woah........................................ okay yep

this is.......... whew this is something special right here lads

..................................................................cricket

the brain on that lad

Revolutionary

who would be in /cric/s all time historical XI lads?

Samuel Beckett - left hand opening bat
Jesus Christ at 3

who else?

/bets / on World Cup lads?

Kind of want Dale steyn to win it, hate our SJW captain root

put a 100 on Jos Butler to score more runs

mugabe

Give him the gloves?

yeah. Reckon he’d be an elite sledger

GO
USA
GO

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Reckon Mandela could turn it on ice and would be a decent tailender

napoleon as the aggressive wicket-keeper batsman

joe root is not the odi captain cazzie

couldnt find any info related to napoleon and cricket

oman are pure cancer. Just like UAE you know they have no meaningful future in cricket and all they do is go around demoralising teams that do

Mao as a finger spinner/ dogged night watchman

Mobutu Sese Seko in at four and 1st slip.

Gadaffi as an aggressive opener

the whole point is they’re cricket related historical figures you dumbnutd

>dumbnutd
Whose the dumbnutd now?

how was Napoleon cricket related

root's not the captain anymore la so should be fine. I wouldn't mind seeing south africa win just coz i want them to eventually win a world cup. i would prefer england to win because it might rejuvenate cricket a bit there. obviously want aus to win.

reckon england will win though

sri Lanka are going to win

lads important question:
Would you get bummed or be bummed? Personally I’d much rather get bummed than be bummed

seems like a good time etiher way

getting bummed and being bummed are the same thing my lamentable ignorant on homosexual matters friend

t.unwoke

...

Being bummed is more of a mental thing and getting bummed is a physical thing

Have honestly never watched a single capeshit flick n my life, have been in the cinema while one was on but was so zoned out and disinterested it doesn’t count as ‘watched’. You could have asked me questions about it straight afterwards and I wouldn’t have known a thing

this except i never even watched one in a cinemas once. am not a child.

What happened to /cric/ and why aren't we allowed to call it /cric/ anymore?

i got dragged once or twice as a child . Much to my dismay

lutenitsa and some oaty bread on the cards

who is on your dream team?

Matthew Hayden
Justin Langer
Ricky Ponting
Steve Waugh
Adam Gilchrist
Michael Clarke
Andrew Simmonds
Shane Warne
Glen McGrath
Brett Lee
Jason Gillespie

This is my list

KEK some dumb bitch on the chase didnt know who the west indies are. hope she loses and gets no money. stupid idiot

state

this team would unironically beat an all-time xi in aus.

did this with the ultron movie and haven't watched any of them since

Waiting for GES to review Endgame before I decide to buy a ticket.

need straffo's take

Hopefully the big fella gave his staff the day off as well.

but user, that is the all-time xi

think he's unemployed these days, maybe that stunt didn't do him any favours in the workplace

Just got back from endgame. Dumb fucking Indians talking and laughing during the movie ruined it a bit tbqh .

Don't want to spoil anything but think they went overboard with emotional stuff. While I thought it would be fairly predictable and straight forward I thought there was more depth than initially expected. Some of the fight scenes were EPIC, especially the woman power part which bodes well for the future. Solid 8.5, would have been 9 if they got Carol more involved but hope to see MUCH more of Capt. Marvel in the future.

Just wanted to let you all know that I'm the real IITbro and all others are fake.

based

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next time keep ya mouth shut when at the cinema mate

Very based. Would love to see Africa as a whole playing cricket.

Africa is the key to cricket's future growth

Reckon they should bring back slavery

not sure that's the way to do it

god a date on monday night lads, any ideas? Thinking of doing Korean BBQ. You get that extra interaction by cooking for eachother and its pretty cheap.

banitsa

brett lee was a shitty test bowler, put lillee in instead

really is funny to think that there are people on earth who think jacques kallis isnt the greatest cricket player of all time

Have you tried not being a cuck and not letting everyone walk into your country.

on a first date? u must love her lad

Boys

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BASED George

not me

BASED barman charged me 3.80 but has just charged a group of Scandinavian tourists a fiver a pint

endgame was pretty kino imo
SHALL predict that it makes 2.5 billion worldwide

in sweden a pint is like the equivalent of 8 bong anyway

>capeshit
Fucking kys pleb

>SHALL predict that it makes 2.5 billion worldwide
how sad

nibba what

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Lets keep none cricket discussion to banista and big milkers

fuck he's a big guy

is this true? is fastbowling all rounder really the most chad cricketer?

lol no

What's more chad then? Battling all rounder who bowls fast is all i could think of

nah mate specialist wicket keeper is

its say thats more cerebral than chad.

please reply

getting paid to translate pornography lads

wish I could get paid to eat banitsa

Definitely. They are the most exciting players especially because as batsmen they are usually aggressive. Look at all the chad cricketers in history: Flintoff, Stokes, Archer, Botham, Hadlee, Kallis, Watson, Lee, Imran Khan, Dale Steyn, Paul Collingwood, Shaun Pollock, Keith Miller, Lance Klusener, Jacob Oram, ten Doeschate, Rich Franklin, Chaminda Vaas, Chris Woakes, Vernon Philander, and the list goes on.

no batting all rounders are more chad. Taking bowling more seriously is for virgins and nerds

Batting allrounders are a myth; they all end up just being batsmen.

LADS
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Malcolm X as the lanky fast bowler everyone fears

One of us

>about to 404

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Hitler as captain. left arm pace bowler throwing down 92mph in swinging yorkers then coming back out to bat at 6 and hit half centuries in under 50 deliveries. Fields at backward point.

Hitler was a MANLET. If anything he would be a leggie

Instead you pay pharma companies to grow hair for you

Leggie was my first thought actually but then thinking that hitler was a showboat and charismatic man. Plus 92mph pace and aggressive batting really suits the blitzkreig vibe. Manlets can still bowl over 90mph. Look at malinga or Bumrah.

5'8'' is pretty okay for 1890

Tell you what ill compromise. Leggie allrounder.

Anzac day lads. Honestly... Who cares

Jacinda Ardern included as 12th woman because diversity reasons

ah yes

political 'humour'

Huge game 7 coming up in 150 mins, boys. Carolina @ Washington, winner goes to Round 2. Watch on NBCSN, you guys coming over?

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yeah mate

*doesnt*

It's been like that for a decade

ENG will definetely get put into the final to revive future prospects

crics a good game ,marketting just didnt figure it out yet

...

Thanos dies
Black widow dies
Tony Stark dies
Akihito dies

Thanos dies twice you filthy casual

sounds gay

You'll like it then bald cunt

zachy on the ropes

Princess Diana as the cheerleader

>cheerleaders at a cricket match

this team wouldn't play meme formats mate

Oi zachy mate

Maybe don't talk during the movie next time mate

A hockey goalie would be the best wicket guy of all-time. A hockey forward would be the best hitter of all-time, sending endless balls into the stands as the Pakis shit themselves in amazement.

/hoc/ rules, /cric/ eats pools...

of shit LMAO

>Jesus played cricket
I'm pretty sure even a cave man could have thrown a rock at someone for them to hit with a stick. There has probably been ball and bat games around for centuries and not a game with specific rules like cricket in particular.

t. bogdan wogdonovich

t. social reject wog

t. wogmerican

t. Gianni Woggotoupoulous

settle down Stefano

am trying to shill cricket in this thread lads

Someone is being a cheeky fucker

Pavement

got a date lads

nice lad, what's she look like?

more glamorous and girly looking than the type I would normally attract which makes me nervous

do jannies still lurk in these threads?

feel like shit just want 6ix9ine back lads

i like it too

kys you zoomer cunt

not a zoomer just lost my virginity while listening to one of his songs and now its nostalgic for me

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kek
KEK
K E K

why cant indians fucking catch the ball? Do they eat curry pre workout?

t.half indian who cant catch either

>Do they eat curry pre workout?
Always wondered if this was part of the cultural reason Indians are so shit at sports. That and the poor cardiovascular genes most South Asians have

The dont eat beef ,and their nutrition is fucked from bad ratios from fats and carbs.Northern ones arent as bad though. But still shit compared to other countries. They need to do what China does, make athletes when theyre in the womb. Indias arranged marriage only cared about intelligence and social status not manletism or athletisicm

Yeah all the ghee and shit gets the fat content far too high, and definitely people overdo the paratha and rice. My parents are North Indian arranged marriage so I def feel that

>poor "american" can't handle ghee
lmao you guys are bunch of pussies

Animal fats being bad for you is a meme.

Alright lads I'm gonna retire my tinder account soon but before then just going to send final messages to most of my matches to see if any strike up a convo

I've made a spreadsheet with banal meme questions such as:
What's your favourite 90's sitcom?
Do you read philosophy?
Thoughts?
Do you like jazz?
Why are Pavement so underrated?

I'm gonna roll a RNG for each one, give me some more questions.

My favorite (and the one I use almost exclusively) is “Suppose you could live in a luxury flat in the city centre or a country manor. Which would you choose and why?”

It shows their thought processes and values (if any) without requiring excessive thinking. Plus it gives oodles of opportunities for follow-up conversation. Like if she prefers country because of her dog, you can talk about dogs. Or the city because she likes restaurants, you can talk about restaurants. You’d be surprised the wide variety of responses you can get. And if you have strong preferences either way (and are using tinder for relationship prospects rather than quick sex) it provides probably the most important filter after fertility/wanting to have kids.

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Hahahaha you retard

The Rambo of the Hindu Kush

At the grounds lads

so why are americans excited about american football players playing drafts?

Apologize.

This is our sport now, faggots. You virgins can go watch hockey or something.

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CANNOT beat a good cup of tea

King kohli is the best batsman in the world and there is nothing Myth fans can do about it

Reckon a coffee is pretty good

So.... Bout that cricket....

Define good in as many words as possible

the cricketing nation of belize

reminder Mohammad asif is the greatest fast bowler of our era and a prime mo asif was simply irresistible

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looking good mate

perfect length in Plovdiv
baggy greens in burgas

taco salad in tucson

tfw no Zachey B girlfriend to tell you stories about Pakistani fast bowlers.

cricketing hot take:

A full strength late 2000s Pakistani side featuring mo yusuf, mo asif shoaib akhtar and a prime full spinning danish kaneria would have .... part 2 coming up later

tfw no Sebbo girlfriend to tell you stories about Arizonan fast food.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZMc9ue6mw

Friendly reminder mo asif at st . George’s is the greatest bowling spell since the turn of the millennium and your IQ will unironically increase by 3 points simply by watching this video

intrigued

for me, it’s halycon digest. The mo asif of 21st century rock albums

It’s on lads.

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not a fan of that offside field tbqh

how can you tell it's legside or offside without labels?

where did it all go wrong? canada and USA could have been cricketing super powers.

>1844
reckon the civil war got in the way just a bit lad

Civil war came out in 2016 mate. Good flick tho

I've got to admit, I really do enjoy watching men chasing a black disk with sticks on ice. It is truly a great athletic competition.

Think you're looking for /bundes/ mate

friendly reminder a prime, full strength 140 clicks mo asif still haunts pietersen and devilliers dreams to this day. 2008 asif had literally solved cricket

mo asif dissected the corridor of uncertainty

Movie ideas :

Gay romance Mexican drug cartel story

A ‘nice guy’ protecting a wife from a virile and bullish Robert pattison

A soaring romantic epic about a drifter teaching English as a foreign language

Movie idea: super hero who has the power to grow a full, thick head of hair

>super hero
Stopped reading

might become an actor lads. Shall be looking into open auditions in Brighton

>dutasteride
Stopped receding

>dutasteride
Stopped existing

>sandpaper
Started swinging

Movie idea: A two hour Scarlet Witch movie but the camera is always focused on the seat of her leather pants

Only available at selected Dolby SNIFFmos theaters.

>tears
started flowing

just watch the underworld movies lad

Need my fix

based druggie

been getting really strong erections consistently throughout the days the last few weeks after i started working out properly again lads.

5 days without a drink, lads.

>today is the hug an australian day
yikes

come here lad *hugs you and squeezes your bum*

bit gay lad

Did a tour of the Oval today lads. It was alright

very nice, lad. would love to do that and also visit the museum at lords.

Don't bother, go to New Road instead. Much comfier stadium, and it's VERY important to support the Worcestershire economy

when does the brainlet bash finally end?

>Worcestershire
more like worstershire kek

Reigning T20 champions, won 3 out of 4 this season, Rutherford and Mitchell scoring centuries left right and centre - the future is BRIGHT for the Pears

>T20 champions
cringe and whiteballed

more than you did

Strategy is clearly to milk the TV money by becoming the best T20 and one day side in the country, so that we can invest in the club and reclaim our rightful place as champions of the County Championship. Only a literal RETARD would fail to understand that

>not specialising in first class cricket
>not being so good you can support your entire organisation without """"""""""limited overs"""""""""" cricket
>bragging about being the champion of something that’s cricket in name only
I say again lads, cringe and whiteballed

youtu.be/2pU7Rkgg9xE
Now this is based and footballed

Fuck off paki, don't make me rape and enslave your people again

Críquete

good job mate. reward yourself with a lovely dinner with a good friend

just marathoned based cobra kino season 2 lads

Nope. When I was a wee lad watching cricket, I noticed Vettori because of his glasses.

Did you talk all the way through it ?

not much going on here lads

West Indian in the thread bois! Let's get this party started!!!

>based Lara
>based Holder
>based Gayle
>based Pollard
>based DJ Bravo
>based Dar Bravo
>based Narine
>based region

I got my radio full of soca tunes and my cooler of Carib, Stag and Curried Goat ready for the World Cup!

Are you ready Yea Forums?

BASED
A
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E
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TRINI
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BRO
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here we go lads

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what an awful thread

Oh look, the international super star is back again to tell us how great he is and how shit the rest of us are.

mo asif

Brits are absolutely OBSESSED with pakis

half of those names are t20’shitters and not based

>carib
>not wadadli or piton
grim stuff

absolute fucking state of England

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whats going on here

england

questionable

Bit going on there.

you think they love each other?

>performs this entire thread
So what do you call it?
“The Aristo/cric/s!”

Today we get new songs from Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift. Two days after the release of Endgame, three days before the Battle of Winterfell.

Jesus.

it's hilarious that this fuckhead
has stolen this fuckhead's catchphrase.
sad cunts.

Not much going on here

Imagine being so threatened by USA Cricket’s impending world domination that you take a shit of rage right in the middle of the thread

Imagine being so fat you shit your pants daily

can't even imagine that bla

this thread was made like a week ago! lmaoing at this poomunity.

/hoc/ rules.

No, and I mean NO ONE, is beating our Patels and Rastas in the coming years. Our captain is a deep thinker on levels you can't imagine. Data science wiz who will outthink the brutish Aussies and Kiwis.

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reckon the west indies will need to Holder on to their good players

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Business idea: cut a Planck length in half

Based PNG thrashing gay Oman

Everyone looking forward to the Pears vs Bears clash in the one-day cup tomorrow? Who's your money on?

unironically am sad to see watshit retire lads.

Honestly fuck Shane Watson

at the pub

At the pubg

>In addition to the incident in Bristol, Hales was charged in relation to "inappropriate images".

What did they mean by this?

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buisness idea

open a pub and call it pubg and sell cocktails with names referenced to the game

nonce ? Very sus

odi cricket is for nonces 2bh, I wouldn’t be surprised

noncey b

Oi baldy

would rather be bald than born in the unprecedentedly secluded cultural wasteland known as poo peeland

/hoc/ is making the 500th bump limit post in this thread. Suck it.

questionable

>implying gamers have disposable income on anything but vidya and dlc
>implying gamers go out

Kek, my aunt works at oracle too. She is Indian also, but really hot after the surgeries

Based and /hoc/ pilled. Dab on these thirdies.

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>Not a single american in the team
Oh I forgot sebbo thought he has naturalized into an American himself.

Thinking about cricket lads

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