Heem

she's reverse buffalo bill

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Toogerd bless.

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Based

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MMAFighting used the wrong De Lima.

How did Romero get pneumonia? Is he actually a senior citizen?

pooel roidero*

Who knows. Apparently he was sick for weeks when they pulled out him out of the card. I don't understand why he even agreed to it

Pooel will never fight again mark my words

ngl colby calling usman "fakenewsman" made me laugh

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mmafighting.com/2019/4/22/18510699/ufc-veteran-rodrigo-de-lima-killed-driver-brazil

It wasn't that De Lima that died right it was the former UFC one?

They have the same name you fucktard

Thanks for the cheese heem

Beta

rogaine BTFO

Yes they have the same name but that picture is of Bellators De Lima, it seems from other articles UFC veteran De Lima died. Sad either way.

H O M O
O
M
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is discord dead?

He'll stay out until he inevitably gets offered another title shot. The ufc rewarded Porier for dodging Nate with a "title" shot. It's probably smart at Pooel's age to not fight unless it's a belt. He knows Joe will shill for him non-stop.

Praise the lord.

Threadly reminder that only redditors hate Schaub

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lol heem really is dead. discord did a number on you mentally ill trannies and cripples like spammy huh? even you guys aren't motivated to shitpost to high heaven when no one's around to put up with your disgusting bullshit

Man the shills really did a number on this place

You know I'm fairly new to watching UFC (started since the main event in Australia 2 months ago) and I've been watching a bunch of that Ariel Hawani guy's interviews, what's up with that guy? he seems to instigate/hint and contention between fighters/organisers a bunch of times and then gets really offended and defensive when he's called out about it. Seems like a real big shit starter honestly

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HOW DID I NOT KNOW BROCK WAS A COACH ON THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER

youtube.com/watch?v=P--twvzKPTs

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samefag

also the fact that you know namefags by name makes you as big a faggot as them. go join their faggot discord, faggot

Well, that's why a lot of people in the biz hate him. I don't understand his "journalism" but he has fans too
Tony was in his team

>CTEs at you

Reminder: Cain’s knee buckled, he wasn’t hurt by the uppercut.

They used to kick dudes out of the house for fighting. No warning, you fight, you’re gone. Then Junie Browning happened and Dana the Jew saw dollar signs, now guys fight like every season and nothing happens.

Any fellow /heem/ers gonna be at UFC FTL?

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>Blagoevgrad

relax schizo

Reminder: Your body breaking down mid-fight isn't an excuse, and your tears aren't going to reverse the decision.

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The attempts to move the userbase to discord, whatsapp, etc. are exactly what I'm talking about

Here's what happened.

/heem/ oldfags moved to discord
/heem/ discord got too popular
oldfags made le new sekret club /heem/ discord
/heem/ is now dead
Just like /bet/

you guys are faggots

I would appreciate if someone edited this so the guy was five times his size

/heem/ is unironically and without hyperbole by far the worst general on this site now. It’s just shitposting, /pol/ shitters, mandrama, and little faggots waving their dicks at each other. Maybe 1 post out of 50 is actual MMA-related content (memes and shitposting aren’t content).

Anyone want to have a /heem/ meet-up at UFC Fort Lauderdale?

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>Kamaru
>Kevin Lee
>Luke Rockhold
>Cody Nochin
>Masvidal
Who's the biggest faggot out of the bunch of these faggots?

You.

Puke Cuckhold

>leaf

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>kangaroo

Masvidal.
Marty is very good and was only really annoying when he was calling dudes out as a #10 ranked guy or doing that nigerian immigrant shtick.
Klee is based, but thinks he's better than he is and is approaching delusion.
Puke is a meme at this point, has made terrible career decisions, isn't very likable, and overall is just boring.
Cody is a moron but at his best is probably the GOAT bantamweight, pretty likable guy overall.

>not a fag
>fag
>not a fag
>clear faggot
>DL bottomboi fag

>Cody is a moron but at his best is probably the GOAT bantamweight
What does that even mean? He beat the perpetually injured Dominick Cruz and some gook that serves as the bantamweight punching bag.

WHERE'S YOUR KID AT

>heemed 3 times in a row, once by a hue who previously never beat anyone good
>GOAT

that's the best part about helwani, high iq shifty jew

How come I've seen people describe Junior Dos Santos as being different after his "wars" with Cain? I just watched the trilogy and it's one quick knockout followed by Cain beating the shit out of him for 10 rounds

alright, which one of you wants your heeming first. Don't all line up at once.

What do you expect when the name of the general is literally a meme

twitter.com/cnnsport/status/1120326957865033729

Thoughts on uncle dane?

Sure

you forreal?

he'd make a good politician

I’ll heem everyone that shows up

Only if dana puts me on the prelims vs coral springs

I'll be in the crowd though, silly.

*heems No Brain*
*heems le dabbing negroid*
*heems Poomonick Snooze*
*heems One Punch Man*
*heems Dildoshit in his comeback fight*

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youtu.be/hL2nSo0F0fQ

Chris was going for a single leg, just keep fighting don't tell the ref his job.

I'll do it, but Boca Raton works better for me brother

probably best he stay in his weight class instead of getting flushed.

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>the guy
Heem yourself

>5'11 guy @ 135
>Dude weed guy
>Calls himself sugar
Yeah this guy is pure cringe

Even old man Bernie is a bigger draw than this neet breeder

How could anyone disagree? You have these gigantic pay-per-view match-ups and they follow them up with a fight against some can no one's heard of. No one wants to unify titles in boxing, they just want to pad their records.

*solves mma*
*solves the dana problem*
*solves politics*
*gives you $1000*
Ya, I'm thinking based.

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Youll be on the floor unconscious when im done with you m8

Hillary already exposed bern as just another can in the democrat division

I don't fight heemers, we stick together!

>cody goat
heem yourself

this is the best Roxie has ever looked, and she still looks like a cartoon witch

kek

he just tells the truth and retards cant handle it
also he tries to stir up shit so fans get the fights they want, not what the ufcs dodgy fightmakers want.
>Askren is now close to a title shot after one sketchy '''win'''
>Poirier Khabib
>Jon Jones and his can defences
>DC champ champ
>Ferg left out in the cold
>Dana ready to suck Mcgoobs cock when hes ready
>Israel looking at a title shot
>interim interim belts for interim champs against other interim interims
>fighters who have fought for years have to win the lottery to get a shot at a top 10 guy
>whoever is controversial or a 'good guy' on social media is next in line for a top 10 fight
fuckin joke m8, at least the kike pisses them off

it's so sad how all the unloved NEET trogs in this thread don't have a shred of self-awareness about the way they're gargling on Yang's balls just because he promises he'll give them enough to live in poverty LMAO

you have no idea how fervently I thank the universe every day that I didn't turn out like you disgusting, pitiful sacks of shit

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>Jon Jones and his can defences
Who do you want Jones to fight then, if not guys on massive win streaks?
>Ferg left out in the cold
Tony's on the verge of strangling his wife and son, then hanging himself with his own interim belt.

dana defense force is here guys

POOcare SHITza has less reach than FATstelum? Embarrassing desu. There needs to be a minimum reach requirement for each weight division. Send that reachlet bum down to 155 where he belongs.

Can’t duck him forever, Dana.

When they introduced rankings it did more harm than good. Plus it's an utter shit show in how they decide ranks and fights based through it. If UFC dropped usada and the rankings it would get much better.

TWO (2) gold medals against NONE (0).

GODLIKE

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NEW SCHMO VID IS UP

youtube.com/watch?v=BVb7675u3Tw

>implying /heem/ hasn't always been shit

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t.

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It annoys me, the dude who just beat Sam Alvey nearly lost the fight because he walked off even though the ref hadn't stopped the fight

Based. We all gotta channel our anger to /box/ and make them tap.

>Assuncao
>Frankie
>Tony
>Jacare

The eternal "consistently beat top guys but never get a title shot" contenders

what is /heem/'s opinion on Theo Von?

He's a Jew like most sports journalist.

Well yeah, that's what happens when you consistently lose title eliminators.

Cringe

sodomite

Jacare is getting the next one, he will take the belt from Israel. Perfect ending for his career.
Even if Jacare had beat Whittaker they would've made him take another fight first.

Thiagos a good start, at least he'll hit back
Tonys not your run of the mill ufc dicklicker and is an exceptional fighter, he deserves top contenders, keep your womens magazine gossip for the tennis breh

Isreal isn't cringe he's just open about what he enjoys which happens to be dragon ball z... real if you ask me.

but he is a faggot

In hindsight, it's always better to bet on the uglier girl in a fight. It's no wonder shev got exposed.

I don't think he's solving mma any time soon if his favorite fighter is suckcumfart

Reminder.

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Dana seems to be taking this a bit personally

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Didn't watch the video I was just talking about the smo

Haha he's sucking in his gut even though he's on test and hgh

>Tony vs Conor

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lewis remarkably has a weak chin

Man I love the schmo

10/10 questions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrr2sjlm6A?t=87

That whole event was amazing.

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"If you get the W against Cerrone, will you take his cowboy hat and become the "Raging Cowboy"

Hahahahaha!

They should change the rules to make the fighters who lose get title shots over fighters who win.

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>Implying this will ever happen
>Implying both will ever fight again

TJ started using EPO when he was O’Malley’s debut. Look into it.

Dana also loves The Schmo!

youtube.com/watch?v=djP1jBpaxMU

I had a dream last night that Roxanne was giving me a really boring handjob. Then I woke up and realized I had passed out while Roxanne was giving me a really boring handjob.

What's his catchphrase again heem?

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nah Jacare was right imo

weidman was completely out of it and had no strength/coordination

Where can you watch/download events like Shooto or Rizin?

fuck u goof

buy the ppv goyim

online

>Leaf calling someone a faggot
LOL

That's fricking against the law.

'no no no I havent heard anything about that heh'
*happens*

fuck yang

"We'll see what happens"

the answer to Usman is the complete opposite of him
>'Judo Thunder'
>10-1
>10 first round KOs
>8 in under 2 minutes
>6 in under 1 minute
>made Niko Price his bitch
only problem is he allegedly raped 2 (white) women at their house with their mother downstairs

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>The USADA database shows that Abdul Razak Alhassan has been tested twice in 2019. Alhassan was arrested in April and indicted in September on sexual assault charges. Abdul is still under UFC contract.

>''Alhassan is being accused of driving both women, who were drunk, back to the 20-year-old’s home and forcibly raping both of them. The 20-year-old told police, according to the Star-Telegram, that Alhassan grabbed her from behind, pushed her face into the bed and raped her, then moved to her 22-year-old friend and raped her.''

>''The UFC has not responded to Bloody Elbow’s repeated requests for comment regarding Alhassan’s indictment or clarification regarding his place on the UFC’s active roster. The promotion has also been asked whether they knew Alhassan was out on bail when he fought at UFC 228.''

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>fighters constantly cut ridiculous amounts of weight
>constantly passing out, getting fights called off
>extremely dangerous practice that is well known

>be angela magana
>go under routine anesthesia
>go into coma and nearly die
>hfw

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>An arrest affidavit said Alhassan let the woman in the bar and later made out with one of them. Heavily intoxicated, the trio went back to the 20-year-old woman’s house, where Alhassan allegedly raped them one after the other.
hmmm

Based. Khabib will probably have a bad weight cut before his next fight and Dana is scared Tony will actually kill his next opponent.

Where abouts?

hey my friend is getting raped better stick around

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THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL

Think thats why she had to say she got raped too because otherwise it would make very little sense.

>at least they're not black guys

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>white """""""women""""""""

This is my wife's boyfriend Ricky. He’s one of the most considerate, and magnanimous humans I’ve ever met. He’s also a savage in the gym. But this isn’t some polyamory fairy tale.

NEXT THREAD WILL BE SCHMO EDITION

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HES GOING TO JAIL

Can you stop shilling this Jew. We already have Helwani

youtube.com/watch?v=qiHoZZRbxD0

Tyson with snoop dogg

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He's so much more entertaining then Helwani

snoop is a total piece of shit though

duuuuude

he just copied someone elses schtick. Once you know that, it's not really entertaining at all.

Hater. He's original as fuck.

is Schmo the Schaub of mma journalism?

do you not know who nardwuar is?

Even if you don't like him he's still an OG and its with mike tyson. They could have some cool stories.

No he just sucks as a journalist so he has to go for "le irony meme" to make a living. And he stole Nardwuars entire gimmick.

Oh fuck off he's nothing like nardwuar you mong.

ya because he's a cheap imitation

Schmo and the Pro!
youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Pbdh3KQUw

Samefag

Mike stayed a g. Snoop turned into some Nickelodeon bullshit.

for sure

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No believe or not multiple people hate that fag. Take it to Reddit.

Samefag inspect element

Seething brainlet

I would heem you all on UFC 3. My takedowns with Dan Severn are indefensible

>Jacare is getting the next one, he will take the belt from Israel.
>laughs in australian

isn't Whittaker kiwi tho?

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does dana even fart

THE SCHMO RUNS /HEEM/

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Marreta will fold Jones like a lawn chair

based Brazil bro with the faith in his guy

You might be the only one though bro

I want to believe, it will be better than the Smif fight at least

youtube.com/watch?v=n9NECWKotL4

Favorite?

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I will need to know if he is embraced by Reddit before I can confirm that.

What martial arts would you recommend for bouncers?

the Ryan Hall/ BJ Penn sub is one of my least favourite mma moments for a while, but whenever anyone can pull a banana split in mma I'm a happy boy

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Whittaker is kiwi like Andrade is attractive...
not really, bro.

he brings something special to the table, he'll meme on Jones

He's loved by Reddit did an ama there

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Then yeaaaaahhhh....I’m finna thinking he is definitely /OUR GUY/

Based

Andrade is attractive if you're high test

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bellator fighter Leslie Smith is LIVE our boy and the main Yang is up next.

twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1120498337969516544

twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1120498337969516544

Upvoted

for me, it's the lay and pray.

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>Andrade is attractive if you're fetish is high test
Fixed that for you.

based yang. Dana on suicide watch right now.

The crowd bood Dana when Leslie brought him up lol

Why is that commie faggot flying the American flag?

>"we are in talks for conor's next fight"

>y-yang will lose he has to

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interim belt

Because people who show up to political rallies in California think all UFC fans are Trump supporters. Guarantee none of them watch the ufc.

100% guarantee Yang loses. Most people don't even know he exists.

>white supremacy pervades every corner of this nation of bigots
>the chinaman is gonna win
we should have kept you fags pilled up in the state hospitals

you haters can't block his shine forever

>tfw your boy was winning until he lost again
youtu.be/hL2nSo0F0fQ

It is what it is

Good video, not gonna lie

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Jones generated some of the year's best numbers after he failed his 6847458425824598th drug test. At the end of the day no one cares about anything but good fights and all this infowars stuff is just white noise

They only went after Lance because the post office didn't need him anymore

Khabib will miss weight screencap this

Connor vs Kabib 2 needs to happen!!!

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Khabib won't miss weight unless he's facing Tony

Wake up, Daniel.

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I was referring more to this Yang stuff. Fighter pay has been a talking point since the dawn of time, people only care if the fights stop happening

I put the yang shilling in the same category as the "irish athlete accused of rape" posts. Its a bunch of people that hate the masculinity present in this sport and want to tear it down in an israeli-hormone induced rage

Jon Jones would easily beat Khabib

Jesus fucking christ.

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Heeminder that JFK and RFK were assassinated by Israel because they were trying to prevent them from building a nuclear bomb.

Laura Sanko has a nice single mom bubble butt

blessed content

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this is mental contortion at the highest level

Based. DC is ducking 1.75 Cejudos. He probably has fever dreams about them.

>N-NO!

>heh that shows him now let me go back to my fun night of bong hits, shitpostng and soiled tissues as the family I could build launches further into the ether while my eternal soul decays and falls into the abyss

JFK made enemies with his own military, Cuba, the mafia, and was busy fucking Marilyn Monroe. He was a pretty boy who couldn't handle real power.

Based and Christpilled

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Why do religious fags always feel the need to justify their behavior? Nobody cares dude

Maybe u will care when u r in hell.

>he will take the belt from Israel
As a massive Jacare fan, this would be a fairy tale ending

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His name is brown
>and so is his skin

Wait a minute, wait a minute, how did Shevchenko's sister lose to Modaferri? Was it a robbery?

>mafia
Those dang Italian cliche mobsters. Dont you mean the Meyer Lansky Crime Syndicate?

Lads. Just went 4 rounds on UFC ranked online as Chael against Anderson Silva in a title shot. Was peaching him for 4 rounds but then got rocked, put in a Thai clinch and then GADOOSHED. I'm devastated... Now I truly know what Chael felt like

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didn't watch the fight but according to heem she got wrestlefucked

Oh so wrestling does matter

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Take consolation in the fact that you were winning until you lost

what's your opinion on the schmo? I like him

Good point. I'll look into it.

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The real conspiracy is thinking anybody has your best interests in mind

Too much like a wwe gimmick for me

Schaub likes him so I like him.

>liking jews

His gimmick is OK. His journalism stands out amongst the journalist bums of MMA.
The Krauts have to by law.

If MMA journalists were halfway decent he would have been ignored. Since the industry is so shit he ends up being ok.

cute as hell imo

Final judgment by Michael Collins piper. Look into it

redpilled post
check it out lads

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Since the industry is so shit he ends up being ok.

say that to my face nephew

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I'll watch a video about it looks based so far. The jfk conspiracy has always been my least favorite but I'm open to having my mind changed.

youtube.com/watch?v=2utTWSdq8YY

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

ever read this?
archive.org/stream/GarrisonPapers/Old Wine in New Bottles 2 of 17#mode/2up

"You shouldn't do that"

not cringe tho

"Do the pose, Conor.Do the pose."

Dana used to be a big Trump supporter, if you remember.

/x/ please leave

hands that haven't looked into it typed this post

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Just so you guys know, I could easily simulate all your deaths.

can americans say mate?

Never heard of those, interesting. I'm going down a rabbit hole about it now. Never heard of the Clay Shaw guy either.

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You guys remember when brazilians used the "acai superfood" excuse?

From what I've heard, it's cringe.

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you remember when americans used the "tainted kangaroo meat" excuse?

you remember when your father was disappointed in you?

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As a massive Jacare fan, I think he's the best journalist in MMA

How much does getting knocked down affect your chin?

Once you get knocked down and hit again are you more likely to be knocked out?

I'm starting Judo next week bros. What should I expect?

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Pain

BRAZIL YOURE A DUMP

that was a bit rude. i was just making the point that americans cheat too.

>that delay shock

just like my japanese animes

You now remember Sam "Hands of Stone" Stout.

Case in point

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The hands of stone nickname should have been retired after Duran used it.

Michael Bisping would have murdered Yoel

Goodnight /heem/. I'll be here when you wake up to discuss the state of fighter compensation in our beloved sport.

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What would you do with a $1000 a month, /heem/?

work towards reducing fighter compensation

Lel, you gotta love how he always answers himself everything on social media

Realistically, who can heem Jiro in the culinary ring?

Conor doesn’t deserve fight tony anyways, he has to beat a top 15 to even be considered to another top contender fight.

>tfw watching /heem/ become redditlite

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>3 michelin stars
>HoF already
>in the top 3 p4p rankings since 2013
>unorthodox and creative
>is not a sushi one trick pony but has a complete skillset
>bigger and stronger, might still be in his prime
wake up, Jiro. It's all over

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He's good , i like his shtick and fighters seem to enjoy his interviews

Imagine spending thousands of dollars so a legendary japanese chef's SON can give you 8 morsels of uncooked sea urchin on a wad of rice. Bums, all yous

bring me the white women

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Cleveland we got a champ

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precision beats speed or something?

What else could you bums possibly be doing right now?

God lets babies get raped and die from cancer and parasites and eye worms

But if you say "God damn" you go to hell

Also the sole purpose of humanity is to ego-stroke "God" in the afterlife for all eternity, basically humans were made to suffer and suck his dick

Fuck God

4channer here

I can confirm we hate him as well, well hate is a strong word since he is so insignificant, Id say we generally dont care about him

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Who are these gooks?

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no we were made to be his family for the rest of the aeons. humanity suffers to be humbled, but Lord Jesus will heal the world and teach the world righteousness

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>listen, real quick

Can't find a torrent of the latest RIZIN event. Anyone help me out?

Here, watch this, it's better
youtube.com/watch?v=eh68DdCr02Q

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Ariel is a super-sonic fanboy, 90% of the time he covers events on his own dime, he doesnt even get paid, and hes been covering it like this since 2006. He has basically faked it til he made it.

He was the guy who drive cross-state to cover the Conor bus-attack, waited outside the jail 12 hours to see Conor, and Conor actually left through a rear exit. Ariel did this all on his own dime for his podcast.

Only recently did he get a job with ESPN, and its because hes basically the only pure MMA journalist out there, it is his passion.

That said, since he has no real journalism training, he operates without supervision, so he asks questions that get him in deep shit.

Its actually pretty comical. Love Ariel. One of the only true fans of the sport.

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based

youtu.be/BLNsbQ6gv7U?t=6594

Mate why would anyone pay that much for some shitty sushi

Chances of Khabib being clean are about as high as Jon Jones being clean. I don't see why this is even controversial.

Who is this chick, they kept showing her during Horiguchi's fight

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I think that's sisqo, she sang the thing song and less notably unleash the dragon

its love/hate for me 100%

tfw you realize that reem treated that fight like sparring

Wrong and bluepilled

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Minä olen lindajulia, suomalainen tubettaja
Mun kanava tilaa, mun kanava tilaa
tutuille ja ystäville jaa

Ariel should be inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame, Journalism Wing

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Only thing Ariel should be inducted into is a gas chamber.

That's his mum I think.

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In the hypothetical situation where an interim champion is belted and the current champion comes out and says that they are retiring because they are afraid to fight the interim champion would you consider the interim champion the lineal champion?

That's what happened at FW with Aldo and goober, goober wouldn't defend the title so he was stripped and interim Aldo became undisputed

No.. don't !

well i consider whittaker the real mw champ so i guess yes, he never fought bisking

Bjj
A true patriot. Bless you.

isn't that gackt lol

what is he thinking here bros

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>the goyim know

It’s a toughun b

Legitimately how Robert Whittaker gained his belt

lotta protential, lotta bargaining powder

Noooo don't engage the retards noooooô

>Listen I'm not even thinking about that right now

RUTHELESS ROBBIE LAWLER

WITH THE SCHMO!

youtube.com/watch?v=yHAeZpvqp94

The early beast gets the peach

GSP ducked Whittaker, not Bisping

Need to find out how i can filter this fag out of my life

Bisping with the belt ducked everyone but a 80 yo Hendo who almost put him away again and a fat ww who choked him unconscious

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i love bobby but he got tkod by a ww meme gsp would clown him

My dad works at Nintendo and he told me Gregg Hardy is a lock this weekend

Why? He lost a few fights (some razor close) and you're just writing him off like that?

I think some people here forget just how good Lawler is. MMA fans are fickle.

i dunno man people can get better, honestly think we need to see him fight some more people to get a real gauge of his abilities

i feel jacare and yoel are heavily overrated and on the wrong side of their primes, thats not to say i dont think he's the best current mw, i just don't know how good

>'the goat' in the filename
>lol a fat ww!

the absolute steht of hehters

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based
based
unbased
unbased

So Schaub went to get a rub and tug and some people recognized him in the lobby so now he is telling this story about how he didn’t know it was a rug n tug on every podcast this week. Getting in front of the story

Based Schmo
Based Lawler

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lol a fat ww!

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Doyou think she's a good mother? I mean, she definitely showed willpower and stern-heartedness when she refused to have sex with Cody all those months after Cody lost to TJ.

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she looks like olivi

goD i WisH thAt wAs Me

We talmpin bout beastuva mothers?

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I would not let my wife upload pictures like that

Her and Brendolt aren't together anymore bee

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They aren’t married. That’s actually her son.

inshallah brother

youtu.be/9yKwS6YFU_U
Joe understands addiction. He’s been addicted to martial arts, pool, video games the list goes on. You can be addicted to cheeseburgers man.

poor kid doesn't even have a chance

>entrepreneur
>commie
The cognitive dissonance on you lad

>Would
"Will"

He would be the undisputed champ, but he wouldn't be a lineal champ. To be the man you have to beat the man.

Whittaker never beat a champ. He has never defend his belt. Facts. #facts

Zabit v. Kron when?

false, he defeated the current champ via anal prolapse

That Brendan Schaub you’re thinking of homie

Whats next for bummer nelson

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Marty Fakenewsman is fucking done for bros.
You're literally losing money if you don't put the house, car and boat on The Peoples Goat.

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tfw we never got to see colby bully woodley

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some gatekeeper wins interspersed between brutal loses via heem

bit worried for colby, he hasn't fought in a YEAR

should have butt scooted

didn't know cnn had a sports segment

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This the new discord tranny spam?

its epic schmooooooooo!!! :P

IT'S SCHMOOOOO

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Colby is unironically funny as fuck you man are just dumb as fuck

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idk what this expression is called, but it's cute

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Unironically would love to see Kron fight Khabib one day

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based schmo poster

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WE HAVE A NEW KING

THE SCHMO RUNS /HEEM/

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Is schmo reddit or is he actually based?

Redpill me on schmo and how I should start to become a follower of schmo and which videos I should watch

I really would like to be a part of this most epic new meme

gays are never based

Reddit, he even had a q and a there

I invented Schmo

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hey it's better than scat spam

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Wouldn't be surprised if it was that retard himself trying to force that shit here.

youtube.com/watch?v=n-CjhgLMwLU

For me it's the Schmo

youtu.be/hHEOguxiUsY

I don't get it, the schmo faggot has been making the same shitty content for years but just now everyone is on his dick

Le based et le Schmopilled

*walks towards Israel*

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>Poocare Snooze-a
>Winning an important fight

Was just thinking how overrated snoop dogg is. Just like schaub with rogan, he's only successful because of his friendship with dre.

Y'cheeto finnerd virgin hater my mans

can't believe fatselum won against jacare but didnt completely flush israel

NEW THREAD:

seek help

You guys are fucking sick fuck this general bunch of mentally ills

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it's just one foul mouthed bong

Next edition will be a Jacare one.

Every edition going forward will be related to The Schmo

Next edition will be a Jacare one and you'll make it at 500 like a good boy.

We'll see about that you filthy bong.

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pls dont help make this obnoxious dork a thing

sports already a big enough joke as is

in many ways all this schmoposting really makes you appreciate the high quality of schaubposting

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I would lick all their buttholes

THAWTS???
youtube.com/watch?v=Qgs9zJdJctw

For me it’s the mid 30 boomer schlub > zoomer schmo

you'n me bolth homie lemme tell ya

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Based.

I am the king of /heem/

I invented heem

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he's based

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

SUB MEEEEEE

Unironically yes

sometimes i just sit back and think, water we even doon here?

it's toulgh whuddre ya gonna do

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Cabo Diaz

*licks dogshit through the transitive property
I just don't see it, b

I heard the scmo guy is Dana's nephew

>tfw no qt mma fan gf

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Based

I wish they would all jump me and take turns sitting on my face

josh's hair looks like khabib's beard and the other way around

Wake up, It's time for a new day.

A day of pay

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youtu.be/cMqP5skSm88

T.(((wme))) shill

sleepy tuesday

I like Burns but I think he's on steroids.

I just like brappers

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Based

Any southpaws that throw really great legkicks?

Sad that this loser has been spamming heem for literally no reward.

*deletes other thread*

Why is there always that one guy who takes his shirt off the moment things start to get heated?

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Dan Hookers lightweight run was really amazing, hope they match him up with either Hernadez or Vick next.

It wasn't impressive at all

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It was, knockout over Pearson then a submission over Diakese, then a 1st round knockout over Milller who is really durable and Pettis and Poirier both went to decision with and then knocked out Gilbert Burns in the first who was looking great.

>Pearson
Can
>Diakiese
Can
>Miller
Flushed old can

If he got past Barbosa I would rate him, but as it stands he's just a can crusher.

Still really entertaining though. Lots of fun matchups for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=kkYC8TBzmmQ

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tfw johnny walker has no chin
twitter.com/mr_honky/status/1089288101313142784

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i'm from the netherlands
therefore, i would kickbox the hell out of each and everyone of you!

>twitter.com/mr_honky/status/1089288101313142784

what the fuck
he gets heemed three times in a row
then, proceeds to get heemed for a fourth time by actually... heeming himself wtf?!

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Why aren't all interviewers *THIS* invested in the sport?

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>That moment when he launches himself into another heem after the ref stops the fight

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holy FUCKING B A S E D

can i get an invite the secret heemcord? i am well behaved

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what would you say to Jon if he were on /heem/ right now?

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So the Schmo is just a chad pretending to be autistic?

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anyone have that post fight picture of Vitor being at peace?

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fucking hell this hurts, i hope he heems some bums quick then retires.

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nigger

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/heem/ i'm gonna need you to engage

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It was the easiest weight cut I've had

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Can someone make the Schmo thread now?

We're getting close to 500 an that last thread was fun

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wtf is going on here, is she a lagit pedo does Schawb know about this.

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...

new

migrate

Whats wrong with you

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based

faggot