/hoc/

>another relocane op

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imagine if the vegASS actually chokes away a 3-1 lead

>a world without laffs/broons pongs >rags reddithawks frogs craps debbies commiefornians or albortions in the second round
thank you BASED Gary

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I did it for (you).

first for boomer

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why i didnt ask for it, nor did i want it

>craps
*blocks ur path*

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user, think of the advertisers

For me it's continuing to ban evade because fuck jannies and fuck their definition of "off-topic"

All Teds, report in.
youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

they wont make it past the second round without oshi.

guys i'm scared

not surprising a tripfaggot does not understand how Yea Forums works

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than making a thread. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are typing a title, selecting an image, clicking post for at least 18 seconds solely so it can go and get ravaged by another user. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little thread - carefully selecting just the right image, waiting until the last thread just hits 500, making sure it has a schedule in the OP, spellchecking it, posting the link in the previous thread. All of it has one simple result: it's body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually post in her every hole.

Made the perfect thread? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random finn who had nothing to do with the way it was crafted, who tarnishes it. He gets to post in its tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of its kind and sweet OP that came from the way you created it.

As a man who has made a thread, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 seconds of your life simply to create a thread for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

N/a/shville!

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watching the teds destroy the bruins will be a nice consolation prize if they do knock the leafs out

my nigaramis

Have faith, lad.

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Not a tripfag dumb leaf

Standing by

REMINDER every laffer poster is either a liberal party cucklord, unironic boomer, sod-farming hick, or shitskin

No thanks

They'll be fine, he doesn't do much anyway

Reminder the penguins got swept by the islanders

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>never make threads
>never seed torrents
>never hold the door open for others
based and blackpilled

>you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 seconds of your life
This post took more than 20 seconds to edit, didn't it?

if leafs win game 7 i will get a job

DOUBT

Have had Brass Bonanza stuck in my head all day

Have fun remaining an unemployed NEET.

Standing by.

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hey, sorry im late

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BRING BACK MY WHALIES

what's taking you lads so long, I'd like to see another game before I die of old age over here

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which #'s are free for teds? have we moved onto three digits now?

Meme song Meme decade Meme city Connecticut is ISLIES Country

Reminder that vegas ''fans'' are literal zoomers
>cheating their way in a SCF
>Need a show to be entertained at a HOCKEY game

>if
when

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But >we already did.
I'm sure we could line up a preseason game next season at the XL Center if you want.

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Who /NEET/ here?

>blackpilled
thats right nigger

Y'all just jelly of my PubSub™`

thanks bruins NEET life forever

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>netherlands seething
but why though?

i collect disability

I don't recall having seen a Ted 3, 8, or 9. Might've seen 2 and 6, but not sure.
Three different people were fighting over Ted 11 at one point.

Lads

LADS

>rags

ya boiling

I like hockey. Vegas out

Business idea: every night is whalers night from now on

Based and checked

Business idea: every night is whalers night from now on

Random seething shitposter who stormed in a few days ago and thinks that he belongs here now.
Really hope this isn't the same guy from a few years ago who fucks gypsies.

That's the dream

starting to think I might not be banned for the big game tomorrow

>rags south

What your women play in a grassy field hardly qualifies as hockey m8 but we still tolerate you.

once, while I was on my mission trip, I saw an Indonesian boy wearing a ratty 2011 Vancouver Canucks Stanley Cup Champions t-shirt

I think about that a lot, sometimes

Apparently they already tried that business idea and it didn't make enough money to be sustainable.

hockey

jani saw you posting and is delaying the ban until the puck drops tomorrow

Caps 6 - 2 Relocanes

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Caps desu

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>a lot
>sometimes
Which is it?

Sometimes he thinks about it a lot

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>hyphenated last name
Why is this shit allowed?

you think a lot about an indonesian boy?

sometimes alot sometimes not

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Oh so you started watching hockey last year?

its easier on the eyes now but you gotta fix the text.

Fuck off, rogue duck.

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>Mormon's key memory is a little peasant boy

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>implying you don’t think about kipshit daily

haha jones what the fuck?

BASED
AND
REDPILLED

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>mfw the marlies and leafs both win their respective championships this year
i cant wait

everything remotely close to >blots gets btfo

Jones?

PLEASE tell me the Teds' AHL affiliate is going to sweep the LGBTning affiliate

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mr jones

And me?

Got one from 2011-12 too, but it's worn out. This was a birthday gift from my ex

Stick to flipping burgers todd.

i really, really hope ovechkin loses

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>This was a birthday gift from my ex
The gyppo?

he doesn't lose for people that fail to provide source

Go Caps, the only non-sunbelt team playing today

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Is AHL playoffs BO5 or BO7?

Gonna have to 2nd this notion Finland

>caps
>not sunbelt
Their fans are casual fairweather animeposters. They are by the very definition sunbelt. Just take a look at our resident dutchfren who only started posting last week.

Caps are below the Mason dixon line and are in fact sunbelt

EAGLES

cant wait for vegass reddit showers """"fans"""" to disappear after the reverse sweep tomorrow

the 1st round is bo5 the rest is bo7

Bo5 for round 1, Bo7 for every round after that.

>1 Cleveland win away from utter cucking
it's happening

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She did facials, anal, so i guess so yeah. Nice gift though.

>Americans in charge of their own geography

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tomorrow night we will all be sharks and leafs fans. the good guys will finally triumph.

Nice one binland

RENT FREE

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Trying too hard

excellent bait

Simply Epic, Binland

That's a funny way of spelling knights and bruins

anime posters should be killed

>remember and recall random details about infrequent, meme-tier guests on /hoc/ years later
Why am I like this.
What am I doing with my life.

How mad will shorks fans be when the get blown out on their own ice in game 7 tomorrow?

leafs and knights is the patrician choice

>supposed to play D&D today
>gm cancels because he's tired from work

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they would be used to it
vegass on the other hand would be meme-tier

Then kill yourself because you're on an anime website

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Hey, that MEP seat isn't going to elect itself.

clearly not enough m8

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Who will win tonight? Getting conflicting reports.

>coping before the game has even been played

>laffs

caps and preds

Capitals and Predators

The 'Canes are a soft lock.

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Stars and canes

Caps, Storz

Think this might actually be it.

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canes will beat the caps so bad that the caps will relocate to seattle next year. 'relocane' prophecy confirmed.

randy and the cowboys

ngl I'm going to be sad if the knights lose tomorrow

>literally getting blown out of town by a hurricane

Why would anybody draft some fucikng american manlet when you could draft a Barkov tier stud?

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test

based bridgeport

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What is a "Sound Tiger?"

Doesn't he have glaucoma or some shit?

not even a shorks fan. just want a meme series

A tiger that resides in the Long Island Sound

Well it's been one for sure.

i dunno, but theyre our minor team thats developing an underrated finnish god in koivula

Still plenty of time to jump on the Avs bandwagon lads come quick before it's too late

>yfw sharks hand deliver the showers' franchise first first round exit

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If >my team gets knocked out I'm going all in for the teds.

For me, it's the vocaroo where the guy gives a really aggressive "BEENG BEENG."

no

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>shorks fans are awfully sure about themselves considering jones only JUST posted above a .900 after last night's game

*heems mckinnon into the boards*
heh nothing personnel bing bing wahoo

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... and then you woke up.

>preddit elimination day
BASED

Relocanes and Trashville elimination days lads

Not even a Shorks fan, lad

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Doesn't change my argument in the least.

Which game tonight are you more excited for user?

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>Sunbelt eliminating Sunbelt
*yawn*
Wake me up when there's actual hockey on

What?

there better not be a 25 minute delay this time, GARY

I wouldn't call it excitement but more of a nervous apprehension.

can we get another OT game please?

Reporting in sir

>implying vegass gets to the next round after the past 2 choke jobs

Script is in a last second rewrite who knows

last 2 digits is the Caps - Canes final score

>shorks only have to beat vegass 3 times in a row

Why are people still underestimating the Avs? It's not like they barely squeaked past the Avs

This is caniacs territory son best show yourself out before things get ugly

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All /hoc/ does is shit on every team whether they are good or not.

AHL is more comfy than NHL to be completely and unabashedly honest and forward with you

based

because they havent gotten secondary scoring, but now they have with guys like nieto and compher stepping in, so theres reason to like the avalanches chances

inb4 codeword post

what did he mean by this

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shorks only need 1 win at home against a team that is in the middle of a huge skid

Hating on the sunbelt is probably the most single reddit thing one can do on /hoc/. Maybe only 2nd to actual reddit posting.

>tfw a balmy 73 - 82 degrees F to enjoy hockey this afternoon

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Oh when you put it that way I guess vegas has no chance. May as well not even play.

>it's not like the avs barely squeaked past the avs
What did he mean by this?

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it's
>stars
>caps
today

yeah lets just give tampa the cup tbdesu

avs are their own worst enemy

Also huge skid seems like a bit of a reach.

>laffs

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Backstrom a qt

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Gave randy a huge skid when I wedgied him

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I regret ever having made that.

>only shitty boring games today
>have to wait 24 hours for good hockey

this is EXACTLY what I'll be thinking tomorrow evening

based and samepilled

you should be thanking the maple leafs for playing tonight. its rare you get to see a team of their caliber play. THANK YOU maple leafs.

Who?

We would be 6-0 agants the craps

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>jerks elimination day
>ghost of Pie Mackenzie no longer walks the earth
Rest, rest, perturbèd spirit!

Is Svech playing tonight for the canes?

game time decision

hmmm

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He better

Uh, the Canes are playing tonight fren

Probably not.
Apparently, the league's concussion protocol sets a lot of mandatory hoops that you have to jump through, and you can't really speed that process up.
Martinook appears to be back, though.

>Aho's little babby beard
Based or cringe?

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not the worst ive seen

why cannot finns facial hairing?

Mongolian genetics

CUTE

better than Sid's first one, iirc

Heres my hot take: this guy is easily one of the most naturally skilled guys in the league. He's gross

Yeah. I heard from a trusted source that depending on the score, he will decapitate Ovechkin 14.05 into the 3rd period

Reminder Saskatchewan is Canadas premier province

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Too bad that won't stop Ovechkin, some high school kid already tried that, put the head in his locker, and it didn't even slow Ovechkin down.

It'll look like he's trying to pull the knob off of his stick, but he's really pulling out a concealed bayonet from his great-grandfather's SVT-40 that he had hidden inside the hollow part at the top of the stick.

Now another piece of the Sam puzzle falls into place.

VERY interested in that vodka.

a free jug!?!?

soon

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Do the isles actually have a shot at the crup?

blues with an easy path to the finals tbqh

of course, they'll beat the caps in 5 and face a tired as fuck leafs/bruins/teds team

Let it go user.. Sam is in a better place now

Not so fast

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he could be the best goalie in the world, doesn't mean shit if they can't score

But >breds will lose tonight and I will win money because of it.

imagine trading for a nigger because you heard he's good at scoring and then you have the worst pp in the league

>trashville has subban AND simmonds
What did they mean by this?

will dougie try to over compensate and challenge the russian bear?

Finally got around to that BJ's video
Getting hyped, Teds

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PWND

thoughts?

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matthews, tavares and marner should all be elite tier

Looks like the spread sheets i used to make when i was making custom teams in NHL 06 for gamecube.

my 4 year old niece color better than this

Subban is absolutely NOT elite tier

Hell yeah thanks for that m8.

First thought after fast sweep is, Benn to high, Seguin too low

>meme 4th forwards
>elite tier

Thoughts?

I think i'd like to spread her sheets.

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Drop Hampus Lindholm, and bump up Jaccob Slavin.

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman

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who thinks of orlov that highly?

I shot a man in Raleigh just to watch him die

>subban/karlsson elite

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based Billie poster

I dont know if I can keep up with this level of hockey watching. Haven't been sober in over a week.

Havent been sober since november thanks.

Based.

Thoughts?

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why are caps good guys?

Accurate

while you were asleep the other night, you're liver posted here in a desperate cry out for help

>Hampus Lindholm is the 2nd-best left D
>Patty Kane not elite
>Point and Barzal that low

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your*

how are the caps not good guys?

ovi and wilson are /ourguys/

2019 teds = 2017 predditors

>sharks
>good
>not full reddit

Vegas is not far enough left, another full chart that direction

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in The Valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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retarded

they've grown jealous of >our tiny taste of success and forgotten the bad years before it

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Really didn't expect quite so many (you)s from an HFboards screenshot lol

Hal
Will

POWER GAP

Ted
Sam

POWER GAP

Randy
Sean

newfag

Remember Caps opening day when they interviewed a "fan" on the street outside and she said she didn't watch the cup finals last year?
I remember.

Islels should have a higher /hoc/ value desu

>reddit hero
>nigger
No

so? why do you care if there's new fans of a team? gatekeeping faggot

raw starts in 30mins lads

Reminder, if you hate tom wilson you are either:
1. a low test beta male
2. an immigrant
3. a SEETHING pens fan

Who /hasselback/ here?

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>laughing at bandwagoning is gate keeping
whatever you say my dude.

the defending champions are never the good guys

after seeing these playoffs so far i have to put mackinnon above kopitar
kopi is getting older and mackinnon is still getting better. at this point, he has surpassed kopi's current ability.
t. kongz fan

I think a big part is reddits hate of Wilson, because they don't know what an actual thug is, because they grew up three hours from their adopted home town.

>coward who cant skate and only fights manlets and active avoids any real fights
I'm 5/5 and dont idolize niggers

ayy lmao

ok shaniqua

It is but gate keeping is a good thing

God I love smoking pot

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clean your floor

>hurricane P--

Nice

GET FUCKED CAP NIGGGERS

>the game growing to new fans is bad
Dumb nigger doesnt understand how businesses work

hey lad im going to smoke pot at the same time as you

SEETHING pens fan.

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you're disgusting

Why do you still have that vacuum box still Ted

sup ted
how are the balls hanging?

based Eddie dabbing on Pierre

Wilson is tame by even 2005 standards. Keep your faggoty progressive shit elsewhere.

hey you're back. clean your room.

>beep beep beep

Nope 'ate the pens too

>worshipping niggers
You take YOUR progressive bs elsewhere bigger lover

Lol, noice!
But in all seriousness you guys got the perfect storm of Tampa choking and your team playing like animals

Nice try homo, enjoy watching the pens descend into irrelevance

Umm tom wilson is white sweaty.

>all these people arguing about tom wilson
>not one mention about how he just completely blew a defensive shift
you stay you, /hoc/

Clean your floor, clean your table, get rid of that box already, I bet the stand is covered in dust so clean that too. Disgusting Ohio trash.

I bet you use words like barbaric IRL.

does that vacuum box couch unfold into a bed?

>Laine played most of season for Jets with back injury
APOLOGIZE

I will; fuck the pens
Nigger is a state of mind as well

>defensive shift
You've never even skated and its obvious.

Sounds like bullshit. Everyone know he was playing 5+ hours of fortnite everyday

HAIL

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how do you fuck up your back playing vidya?

Cherry was right, this league isn't for faggy eurotrash

playing 5+ hours of fortnite will do that

so why do you care if i skated? gatekeeping faggot

Fuck off faggot.

you don't know jack shit about hockey

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sup racists

you seem upset.

You're bandwagoning the Stars, right?

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is there any team left who's arena doesn't screech "REFS YOU SUCK" every game

You're true neutral in these playoffs. Nobody cares or hates you.

> inb4 sunbelt team takes the cup

>Williams runs over Mrazek completely by himself
>”REFS YOU SUCK REFS YOU SUCK”
So it wasn’t just a meme? Sunbelters are actually legitimately retarded?

Yeah but just until they play Canada's team aka the >bloos

I dont have to take you seriously anymore cause you cant skate

I had Taco Bell™ today

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No, Gary made hockey for everyone. That include hill billy retards

But you were 4-0 against COLUMBUS!

You forgot vick

I never heard the yelling tb honest

welp, the Toronto salt mine is open for business in about 24 hours, anons

my nigga

based agent leaking a fake injury so he can still demand 10+ million a year

Friendly reminder that any non maple leaf leaf anons should be directed towards Yea Forums

and all pongs and blots faggots need to leave

Ovechkin dabbing on the Relocations again top LEL

>stronger by Kanye West playing
Kinda based

Ovie with the scar

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that doesn't make sense, why would he not sit a few weeks before the playoffs to heal?

baste

*dabs on zoomers*

>Dallas square in the middle
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

GOAL-SCORER'S GOAL

Yea this too

absolutely BASED and redpilled

Based russian wingers, offensive god, defensive liability

>both Reddit teams lost last night
>first Reddit team of the night is getting shitted on
Is this going to be another great night? Can dull ass do its job for a clean 4/4 Reddit sweep two days running?

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wow someone blew a "defensive shift" there
top kek @ cantskate faggots

>Canadian asking other people to leave a /hoc/ thread

Easter is truly a blessed holyday

Since 93

>reddit teams reddit teams XD so reddit
faggot

>both Reddit teams lost last night
what did he mean by this

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Panther's arena

Your team's coach, GM, most players and the best player is Canadian.

As bad as it was the last time you posted this.

>Best Canadian players defect to US teams to play in the NHL
Interesting

Teds are more reddit/bad guys than the laffs. Sharks are /hoc/

So I was right. Good.

You actually weren't ;^(

What a fucking loser.

Prove me wrong then.

it's their game, juan

TED FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*

>game full of Russians, Swedes, Finns, Americans
>Canada can't win a fucking cup for decades
>it's their game

But alright, if you need to tell yourself I'm Mexican to feel better, go right ahead

>SEETHING relocanes Aho shill
I bet you just loved those storm surges, didn’t you?

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Degenerate

Seethe harder, mongrel.

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babcock is not a good coach

you're acting like a mexican

based ratchand

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Thoughts?

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Preds finna get the Dickinson, i'm afraid

i couldnt give less of a fuck which teams you call reddit, you obsessing over them and spamming this shit is getting really annoying
but keep XD epic trolling you fat nigger

I'm not the one seething though

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really hoc

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bad
start over

So which shitty Reddit team will you be bandwagoning next season, mongol?

Yet to prove me wrong.

Based

>you're a Pens fan
>no
>haha prove me wrong
???? It's not my job to entertain your stupidity

post fingernail, manuel

Your team's coach, GM, most players and the best player is Canadian.

>your best player is Canadian
nope, sorry

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>no you're reddit
>no you're reddit

pig :3

i'm not entertaining your shit fetish dude

Proof?

ayy lmao

now this is a whole new level of asspain

your mom's vagina

this post is reddit

Don't forget to fill out your official ted-nation application before the 2nd round

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This is the most reddit post ITT

>what you said is wrong
>"hahah u mad??"

I didn't realize you canucks were so dumb

>no argument
I win.

You don't, but I don't need to argue this with you. Enjoy being wrong

>beep beep beep
>let's go Canes
Did they rip this off of Pitt? Either way GG so far

Your team's coach, GM, most players and the best player is Canadian. If you can't prove me wrong, I win.

When was the last time a Canadian team won a stanley cup?

Does anyone else like to watch games with the sound off while you listen to music?

Damn you're stupid. It's like you saying
>you believe in god
And me saying
>no I don't

And you just going
>AHHHHHHHH PROVE ME WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGG OR I WINNNNNNNNNNN

Shut the fuck up the both of you.

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*tink tink*
*AHEM*
fuck the pooins

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Seething AND failing to prove me wrong. I win.

stay scared m8.

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Your team's coach, GM, most players and the best player is Canadian. :)

That's not fucking human.

>your best player is Canadian
No, he is not. Suck a dick

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The sign could have been Toronto Scares Nobody. What a fool.

>who is braden holtby
EHHHHH, try again

Shut the double hockey sticks up

>muh high stick
based craps refpuck

>resorting to falseflag to save face

perds @ stors

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>he's going to argue that Holtby is better than Ovechkin
Suck a dick

>prove me wrong
>gets proved wrong
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE FALSEFAGGING
Eat shit and die faggot
You're a faggot prove me wrong
You can't I win aahhahah

lol why would anyone watch that shit

I thought the Relocanes just scored..????

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got called off because of a high stick before the goal

>all leafs posters are the same

>OVI IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER OF THE GENERATION

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Kek. Randy must be fuming with rage in the game thread right now.

you're shit

Do you have brain damage?

and...?

caps are perds tier in terms of entertaining to watch

all time is the correct answer

New kids on the block had a bunch of hits.
Chinese food makes me sick.
p.s hokkei

I didnt know hoc had this much eastern bias where my western bros @?

What does that even mean? Literally never watch the Preds desu

Nah Forsberg, Josi and PK are fun

Have sex then start over

lmao no

GONA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
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can I get a still of dougie noping from ovi with trudeau and notre dame instead

Unironically tons of offensive skill between them m8

not even enough to propel them past the first round m8

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>the greatest goal scorer of a generation is boring
you sure you like this game?

Exclusive photo of Tom Wilson

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>sits all game in wing just rips shots

wow exciting!

Yeah they're not that productive right now , last year they were better. In terms of entertainment they're pretty gud

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>high sticks in your path

>11 hits last game
>knocked a guy out so bad they're still talking about it a week later
>scared a supposed top pair d into giving him the puck
>mocked supposed man next game
>dangle and rip a scar tonight in between another dozen hits in the clincher
>boring
is your tv on?

MacKinnon is the most exciting player in the league prove me wrong

>11 "hits"
>knocking out a 19 year old when you have 50 lbs on him
>chirped at him prior game and he came back to score on his ass

sure is an exciting player

this is the based choice

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>on one foot handles puck and doesnt fall
>meanwhile I can barely skate on both feet
Not fair

I want to, but I can't.

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>rags south

ice

hello fellow caniacs

thrice

checked

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What is the procent on this post?

yes. also what'd I miss in the past week or so? my last posts here were
>BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS

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Has can a playoff game be so close but so boring

*honk* *honk* *honk*

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The only two Canadian teams got eliminated. A truly terrible outcome for Leaf land.

Leastern conference

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what happened to aho?

nice hands on that goal desu

this is the post

Based canes

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will the canes win the series?

just gotta take it one game at a time you know anything can happen in game seven just gotta get to our game and play hard you know

Swap Bruins and Teds

Leafs should be Lawful Evil, Bruins Chaotic and Knights Neutral

official game 7 april 23rd good guys list
>good guys
bwoons
shorks
>reddit
laffs
kniggers

Based

/hoc/ is a leaves general always has been always will be

you are not white never have been never will be

ok juan

leafs and knights are the bad guys and that’s a good thing

We voted remain, faggot

Can I get a gif of Ovie saying "that's some fucking bullshit" after that call?

4-2 canes
based

>being forced into game 7 by the fucking hurricanes
what happened to the capitals lads?

kongs legend

I think it's telling about the American hockey community that their first choice of insult is to go for disparaging and hurtful remarks about minority groups.

Canes should use Brass Bonanza as their goal song

Their mascot, Oshie, died.

Very good post

gift from gary

my dad is SEETHING next to me OMEGALUL

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ok reddit

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