OFFICAL CHELSEA VS BURNLEY MATCH THEAD 2

>5 Minutes of extra time
Why?

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Based

come the fuck on sam, change some players

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Good lord Aspie crosses are terrible

Boring park the bus shit, should've been watching Netflix instead

the other 4 of the top 6 are pretty much meme clubs

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at least the got him, in my place the get away with it

only shit crosses from Azard

all chelsea's best players will leave if they don't get CL this season and they can't sign anybody new

Chelsea getting absolutely bantered off by Dyche

Why is David Luiz such a prick?

Imagine falling for Burnley’s shithousery and actually getting into a fight

>implying Pulisic and Hudson-Ngubu won't lead Chelsea to an historic quadruple next season

>90% ball possession
>0 goals in the second half

It hurts

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even the ref has the balls to kick sarri out but the board doesn't

give burnley some last minute meme magic

>Getting baited this hard by Burnley shithousery
>Actually taking the bait

KEK

both shit and overrated
pulisic isn't even a starter at dirtmund

Lmao was Sarri always this hot headed? Got the feeling the lack of cigs is making him retarded and abrasive

>letting Arsenal into the CL

Hope Chelsea score now

imagine letting burnley get under your skin

only city and liverpool deserve to be in the CL next year desu

Oh yeah, he's quite childish.

Nobody else wants the job

>Chelsea might seriously start next season with Pulisic and a teenage pacebaby as starting wide forwards
>People will actually be okay with it because 'muh FM savefile most realistic game in the world'

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>Sarri

Sarri is finished

>into the 7th minute of stoppage time

top kek

I think the same. Like ok Spurs fluked a CL semi, maybe a final, but 3rd to 6th in the EPL is all the same EL quality teams.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Dyche is a fucking mastermind at game management

based toni

Should have been at least 8

Who the fuck is Rudiger trying to spark?

Great minds think alike

If I was Sarri I would absolutely cane them for falling for it

I fucking hate this team a bunch of spineless fucks.

NJUBU ITS BOT WORTH IT!

They don't have any choice, they have a transfer ban

Congrats Burnley and Dyche. Olease don't go on holiday vs Citeh

Time for some seething and #sarriout on wagnh

>chelshit

CHIMP OUT

CHIMPOUT

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THANK YOU BASED BURNLEY. FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT

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kovacic is so fucking useless

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>arselel
>chelshit

so nobody wants that last CL spot right

i'd take the job

>overrated
does anyone even rate pulisic since he got dropped?

The more seriously Sarri takes the EL, the less chances they have. He's so making Higuain play in the final if they reach it.

webms of chimpout plz

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

CHIMPOUT

>burnley

What a shitshow of a club.

burgers

>No watching Chelsea Fan TV

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am I senile or did Liuz hit someone in the face wasn't even mentioned by the commentators let alone a card?

truly patrician opinions then

Kovacic is legitimately too smart for any Chelsea player that is not Kante.

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chelsea got truly shithoused in all aspects

Up the clarets!

he did

100% chelsea has some real seething. highly entertaining

kek but sad

>jorginho
cant believe this dude was a world beater in serie A

IF YOU WANT CHELSEA SEETHE LOOK UP ANGRYRANTMAN ON YOUTUBE HES THE GOAT

He might have been good under Poop too since he wanted him so much. It makes no sense.

Pep also wanted Sanchez and Fred

It’s clear Sarri doesn’t have any fucking clue what he is doing. There’s no gameplan. Just passing it around nicely isn’t a fucking game plan. There’s no excuse for not beating these cunts at home. This is Wenger tier banter F.C. shit.

He's fake though, he's playing a character.

*lobs a pass into the stands*
Poor jorginho getting robbed from his assists.

Shame she doesn't look like that anymore

OH NO NO NO NO

he fakes interest in players to pressure other clubs to overpay. 4d chess.

I thought we played well

Jorginho is just the latest example of a player bought without looking at the big picture.
He is a good player, a very good one at it, the problem is he just doesn't fit Chelsea. He would have been amazing at City, probably.

This is one of the reasons I don't want Sarri sacked, each new manager Chelsea gets wants different players and the team is a mish mash with no real strength and no real "best" way of playing.
Let's try 3-5 years with a single manager and unified vision, or stop listening to managers at all.

Friendly reminder Jamie Carragher spat at a child because the football team he supports lost a game of football

>He is a good player, a very good one at it, the problem is he just doesn't fit Chelsea. He would have been amazing at City, probably.
How is that psosible when his manager literally copy pasted his system from serie a?

>all the tripfags with lives eventually found something to do and moved on with their lives
>190kg is still here boring us

state

I have no idea why so many people convinced themselves that what Chelsea are doing is Sarri's system.

I have no idea why so many people convinced themselves that Chelsea's manager is Sarri.

>replying to a LITERAL proven nonce
m8..

What do you mean, something something player power?
But then doesn't make sense, he can't copy paste his system if he's not the manager

I don’t disagree but it’s true for most other leagues too, only Juventus is good enough for CL in Italy, Barca and Real in Spain, not even sure about Bayern Munich or PSG, looked shit this year

Was Higuain shit? Haven't seen him play in a long time.

I suppose you'd know all about shooting your fluids at a child you nonce

...

well Jorginho would be fine if having Sarri longterm was the big picture. if backed then you'd hope that after a couple of years sarri could actually get the team to play his system, and jorginho's important for that
thing is with Chelsea you can almost bank that isn't the case. he's always gonna be a bad run away from the sack. we're just going through managers, giving them a couple of players and then bringing in someone else, leaving an ever worsening patchwork of players who don't fit together, and it gets worse with every sacking
hopefully they'll just back him for next season no matter what, and then at least if we do have to sack him in a couple of years we'll have something resembling a cohesive squad for someone new to pick up

Oh yeah other leagues have it even worse.
There are like 7 teams serious candidates for the CL, one of them is perennial european chokers Juve and another one is PissG. And then bayern, who now look not that great either.

Ffs one of the semifinals is tottenham ajax, literally EL material any other year

He played fairly well and scored a great goal but nothing to get overly excited over

We need a new striker and right back

Did Chelsea lose because of the defenders and goalkeeper?

Atletico Madrid has reached more CL finals than any english team in the past 10 years.

Christ I can't believe I am going to say this

Should have never sacked Rafa desu he deserved better.

Yeah but we all knew they were going to lose, they are written to be perennially in the shadow of Real.

>Get a nonce mug for your coworker José.
gotta love those urbandictionary plugs

Lost because Sarri is a useless fraud, everyone knows what Burnley are about but apparently Sarri is above drilling his team to defend set-pieces a week before playing hoofball Burnley. I'm convinced they just spend every training session passing the ball around in a circle at this point.

>losing in the final is an achievement

i never shared the animosity towards rafa in the first place desu

lmaoo

I was quite angry at him for the trophies he didn't win but in hindsight he had good rotation, he played the youth.

you know what I think that would undo any bus parking? my defender (who's already past the big circle) start doing kick ups or any ronaldinho foolishness.

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Kek, either ajax or spurs in the final, the entire CL has been a joke this year, but the semis would have been Juve/Real vs City and Barca/PSG QF any other year and the whole thing would look great again

he had the balls to drop an aging cole for azpi which was really important. can't believe we didn't beat corinthians in the CWC though

i cant either
you fucking faggots ruined decades of good fun

And that semifinal fuck up against Swansea.

I wonder how we are going to look at the "Hazard era" (2012-13 to 2018-19). Trophies were won but I have this feeling that they massively underachieved.

I didn't like Rafa but do not deny he his a decent manager. The issue with him was his Liverpool connections and our first match against him if remember rightly he was talking Liverpool up pre match and was dismissive of Chelsea fans and the whole plastic flag palaver. Also he wore that 'red' tie during the match. The I cannot forgive him for though is losing in the club world cup, its embarrassing we didn't win that trophy

The board/jose fucked us with the amazing recruitment done in 2012/13 which got sold off. Chelsea should be in another golden era right now with salah, hazard, kdb, lukaku + the other top quality players we would have been able to recruit because of the calibre of the team

Man looking though my old posts I remember Isle of Man poster, I wonder how he's doing

>According to @BroadcastMoose, Callum Hudson-Odoi ruptured his Achilles tonight

oh yeah that was swansea game was shit as well.
the hazard era had been very weird. i think if you looked from where we were in 12/13 and also when mou came back it would be seen as underachieving, but looking back at how bad the recruitment has been, and how the other teams like city, spurs and liverpool have improved, it's almost surprising that they managed to pick up the trophies they did.
in particular the 16/17 title win was a real shock - we were only really hoping to get back into the top 4. i think to some extent that papered over the cracks because the squad has been getting real shit since then

He's career is now fucked

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Second coming of Mouyes was Roman's biggest mistake in all time he owned the club.

>He's career

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I look at 2013-14 and I think Chelsea could have won the league with a real striker, 2015-16 when without the team revolting against Mourinho they win another title.
But at the same time they won at least a trophy each year except for the first and third season with Mourinho (this season pending), it's not bad at all.

> 3rd to 6th in the EPL is all the same EL quality teams.
deluded, arsenal and chelsea have been shit this season and still walked to the EL semi-final with ease
1-6 of the PL are all easily CL quality

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>United are the only English team to get knocked out by a non-English team
Who can stop us, except Ajax, Barca, Valencia and Frankfurt

>pretending Salah wasn't shit back then
Lol, all those players got good because they were developed elsewhere. If anything Jose's reliance on people he trusted ie not this "golden generation" is due to how Chelsea runs the club in general. You can't trust youth much at a club which will sack you quick after a bad run

Damn that’s a very serious injury, his Achilles is gonna fuck him so many times during his career from now on

KDB was not shit at Chelsea. He was our best player in the pre season and had a few man of the match performances when he played in the league. Jose fucked up on that one. Agreed Salah was like Bambi on ice though. But after he's loan at Florentina he should have been brought back

Agreed and because he is a pace baby he could have serious issues getting to the highest levels needed and will always be cautious about it popping again

>He was our best player in the pre season
CHO was your best player in pre-season and he's shit.

But Salah was good everywhere except Chelsea.

>Dismissing my opinion on a subject you clearly know nothing about

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you're using pre-season (read: games against arsecuck's reserves) as a basis for why KDB was good at chelsea.

>had a few man of the match performances when he played in the league
Don't @ me again

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Fucking kek. I hope someone saved the replay

>mfw chelsea and palmeiras fan
>mfw my favourite non-br club losing the cwc to my archenemies

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>"hello... bayern... yes, Chelsea here... yes yes, Easter was fine... you still want Callum Hud-.... hello?...)

So his career is basically over now?

:)

>When Torres fucked up his shot from 2 yards out in the last minute

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I'M TIRED WOBBIE