Tfw you don't have Ronaldo's number

I don't talk to girls so that's fine

yes you idiot, this was with evra or some other nigger for athletico in the cl
god do you even follow cr7 news?

This is clearly fake. I however, actually have Ronaldo's number

Yeah they did.

the real question is: did they smash?

I've had women comment on how I don't use emojis - they like it. Say it feels like they're talking to a man instead of a boy. I don't mean this as a slight to any of you, just giving my experience. I don't do the friend thing with women either though - all or nothing.

congratulations big boy
who's a big boy?

how old are you, 17?

#prayforatletico
Savage

This. I was texting my gf about some random household stuff and didn't use emojis, she called me and asked what's wrong. She thought I was sad or mad or something.

Ahahahhahaha made me laugh instead of cringing

>tfw no Ronaldo big bro to give me tips on dating and self care

based zoomer

have some tea

What causes these reactions? Old Yea Forums was never like this. we would discuss cunt all the time without this sort of autism.

He may just be closer than you think

:^)

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Who wants a selfie of a guy smiling

me

Wanna talk about cunt?

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I wonder if exists someone who plays regularly, types normally and follows Yea Forums as well.

SHAMONE

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HEE HEE

#slitslam2016
So many tasties.

If a girl uses emojis with me, I'll use them too. Simple.

it's an excuse for ronaldo to look at himself. Notice anything strange about pic related?

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is this picture recent? when did she get such big milkies?

based mcmurray poster

Good

No pics of his wife with him and the kids. lmao. What a narcissist

That and he is completely dominating both frames. They're basically just pictures of ronaldo.

They really are. Lmao. His wife does have some great big dirty milkers on her tho

>ahahaha
>sends a pic of himself for no reason
what the fuck

Are you friends with benefits?

MOMMY

Literally the chad from the comics

Nigga if you're attractive you can literally rape children. It won't make a difference for them

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PR TEAM: Hello Mr. One and Only Ronaldo Sir, it's holiday season, and studies show we should be posting a happy family photo for the 25-45 year old segment of our social media customers and for 3rd party use by our associated companies
CR: Tsure. Go.
PR TEAM: Ooookay. But, we should add your girlfriend to the picture, shouldn't we? H-Haha
CR: Tswho?
PR TEAM: Georgina...? The girl with the womb?
CR: Fiiiine. Ok, done. Now.
PR TEAM: Sorry, Your Majesty, there's no need to tip-toe, you're all sittin...
CR: TAKE IT. Junior put one of the fucking babies in front of that Messi shirt or I swear to God...
GEORGINA: I-I'm falling off the couch with the newborn... Could we all squeeze just a little and at least preten...
CR: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*click*

Kek what the fuck

I've met 4 girls that would never use emojis in conversations.

#prayforjuventus

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Kek

brazilians are the worst posters on Yea Forums but sometimes theyre pretty based

only because you mongs only go after slags
with a normal girl you do a heart or kiss every now and then because you love her, and unless you writte an overly romantic text it isnt easy to show otherwise

>writes AHAHAHAHAH with an emoji at the end
>followed by a selfie

Looks like this is how cool and popular people text
I will do this from now on

what if it wasn't a selfie? what if it was just a regular pic taken by his best friend who follows him everywhere and his best friend was having the conversation with evra, passing himself for ronaldo

Are emojis a cancer to human communication?

Not more than letters

Lmao

>sends smiling selfie for no reason

Fucking based, ultimate power move

based man user, no little boy texts for you

das rite