It's over for Liverpool

salah is one of the dumbest top level players of all time

based Durgesh

Where does he rank on a scale of 1 to pogba

SHAQIRI IN

>People are so desperate to believe this shit they will listen to the Mirror

kek

This article is a literal rehash of bullshit from AS last week that Salah's agent already rubished by the way.

Just Spanish press trying to unsettle Liverpool because they're playing Barca soon

>Mirror taking AS invented gossip as fact
>Mirror reporting TF video about transfer speculation as fact

I'll knock Durgesh spark out la'

I think the real story is about a dude and his mentally retarded dad
Imagine your dad is a tard

>Imagine your dad is a tard
Not as devastating as having an Indian dad 2bh

>t. Durgesh

Look at that height and jaw mog, why do people from MENA have such weak chins and jaws?

>@ing 'women'
nice touch

>jaw mog
Klopp has the face of a turtle. His jaw and chin are not particularly impressive.

They are notorious chin and jawlets. Eternally btfo by weak facial genetics. Paul Pogba being the biggest chinlet of all.

pogba doesn't measure retardedness you dumb user, it measures a player's price
ex. Salah will sign for Real for 0,85 Pogbas

desu how is this not a positive for Liverpool? They sell an overrated player and can buy an actually good striker.

Klopp stands with Israel's right to exist and maintain 30-60 nuclear warheads against the BDS war being waged against Jews by the fascist Corbynistas and thugish Extinction Rebellion children

>Mfw Real sign Hazard, Salah and KDB

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hi dear can you open up your cloth

i really want salah for real madrid, that will make us unstoppable and messi is getting old really fast

>bale for saladh swap

YES GOD PLEASE YES

can't wait until mudslime gets exposed, do you think they would bomb Madrid if he went scoreless for a season?

Even if this was true, which it certainly isn't, salah is actually pretty replaceable.

He literally has been shit all season

Dude is a retard and still managed to procreate
Absolutely based

family friends with hendersons dad and apparently klopp's a right cunt

It's very strange the way his head blends into his neck

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one of the normal stages of life tbqh
First dad is a god when you are a toddler
Then superhuman when you're a kid
Then the most knowladgeable person in the world when you are a teen
And then he's a retard when you are yourself an adult dad.

I think that’s why he’s got a beard; because he’d look like a thumb without it

I wish. Shaq is unironically better than salah which is a comment more on how shit Salah has been this season than on how good shaq maybe.

Fuck just thinking about those chances Salah blew, that 1-on-1 cutting inside chance against injured Mata, and he just runs into him, not putting Mane in against city in both games, and against everton. Single handidly blew the league.

Ancient Egypt was ruled by Romans not niggers. They enslaved the negros like every other race ever

I hope so.

yeah definitely agree just get another 88 rated winger maybe with 4* weak foot

fucking idiot

literally worse than reddit

>RM literally breaks his arm in the final
>he wants to join them the following year
What kind of a masochist is he?

Just buy a 80+ rated winger that will get some informs or a toty card, problem solved.

>real life is just like fifa where salah is an irreplacable 88 that suits all kinds of systems and not just a man with a certain set of skills that benefits from being deployed in a certain role in a very good system.

A fast athletic player who can run off the ball, take chances and will help in the pressing system is not impossible for a team like Liverpool to replace. He might be more replacable than Firmino and Mane at this point. Particularly firmino is asked to do a whole lot of things other than score goals

>us

Switch to football manager, had to be a burger that posted this.

These stupid Egyptians treat Salah as a God, so no wonder he's gotten bigger than his boots.

He'll now go off to Real Madrid, despite being abused by them in the final.

Are Egyptians no more than masochists, particularly obsessed with the fantasy of having a God to enslave them and make them build shit?

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Kek

>Particularly firmino is asked to do a whole lot of things other than score goals
>le drop down in the middle for le link-up play man
everybody can do that. oh look at me, i abandoned my natural position because i can't score to make few short 1-2s with milner. I'M PLAYING!!

to be fair hes got somewhere between 40 and 50 goals over the last 2 seasons

>this whole post
>mentioning fifa and reddit spacing

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What does "family friends" mean?

A friend of the family

El fake del gay

My family is friends with Klopp's father, and apparently he is as nice as pie.

He's not a natural 9 anyway and he stilled scored over twenty last season.

>ASS
>helping Barca
lmao they would celebrate if Barca losses to Liverpool

don't believe me, wouldn't blame you but it is true
lallana and henderson share a box at anfield, only proof I can really give without doxxing myself

>lallana and henderson share a box at anfield

Oooh, hello!

He's German

LOL

Religion

Switch the last two and you have it. Unless your dad was shit.