*opens the Andromeda intergalactic portal allowing an ancient race of gunship-size locusts to invade the Solar System thus ensuring the enslavement of every human on Earth including future descendants from this point on until forever*
> "..."
*watches someone kick it over the bar*
> "Uuuuunnnnhhhhh YEAH! Imperious defending from this man mountain. Oh god yes!!
> "01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101, Martin, 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100001 01111001."
*opens the Andromeda intergalactic portal allowing an ancient race of gunship-size locusts to invade the Solar System...
Carson White
Aaron Bennett
>if you pay 20 billion mexican pesos on a CB, he'll play like a 20 billion mexican pesos CB
Logan Butler
a lot of work put into this thread
upvoted
Bentley Lewis
cringe
Samuel Adams
Well there we have it lads. Its confirmed. OP is in fact a kissless virgin.
David Gonzalez
Based
Nathan Young
have sex
Carter Rivera
wtf
Joseph Ward
STEM hands typed this post
Wyatt Scott
>someone took the time to type this out