*opens the Andromeda intergalactic portal allowing an ancient race of gunship-size locusts to invade the Solar System...

*opens the Andromeda intergalactic portal allowing an ancient race of gunship-size locusts to invade the Solar System thus ensuring the enslavement of every human on Earth including future descendants from this point on until forever*
> "..."
*watches someone kick it over the bar*
> "Uuuuunnnnhhhhh YEAH! Imperious defending from this man mountain. Oh god yes!!
> "01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101, Martin, 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100001 01111001."

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>if you pay 20 billion mexican pesos on a CB, he'll play like a 20 billion mexican pesos CB

a lot of work put into this thread

upvoted

cringe

Well there we have it lads. Its confirmed. OP is in fact a kissless virgin.

Based

have sex

wtf

STEM hands typed this post

>someone took the time to type this out

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I like the image even more

>binary meaning
>There's nothing here, Martin, go away
what did OP (a faggot) mean by this?

>1000096 years and still no premier league win
State of Liverpool

This meme seriously has potential

100% based, and dare I say it, /elite/

lol

kek

funniest thread I’ve seen here since the slippy painting, well done, OP, well done

10/10

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Kek

lot going on here

its funny cuz its true

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This but unironically

Not even a top 20 CB on this planets, let alone this galaxy

name even one person from outside this galaxy who is better

oh that's right, you can't

fuck off ABL retards, you fucking lose again

>OH! MAGISTERIAL DEATH RAY SHOT BY SUPREME COMMANDER XENU UPON THE REBEL STRONGHOLD

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"01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101, Martin, 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100001 01111001."

I DO NOT believe IT

I've seen better defending from the energy clouds on Psi Zetta 4, and that's just if you count the local cluster

Where was Pogba?

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based OC

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Fuckkk lmao

>its another robonaldo iteration 0-74 vs Messibot x500 thread

earned a bump, OP. bravo

VERY good thread

GOOD thread

7/10 for effort good job OP

Very THREAD

VGF
samefag

is this /6und35/?

Based

Not even a top 20 thread on Yea Forums this year

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>tfw no alien gf

chile

>mfw im so fucking autistic and bored that i started converting the binary to letters myself and got about halfway

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Who would win in an contra galactic final? Milky Way or Andromeda? And what club?

andromeda has like 5 times the amount of stars so statistically speaking they should win

holanda

t. didn't translate the binaries

yup this is epic

Cringed

EXCELLENT thread

name 2 better threads on Yea Forums this year

don't get me wrong, he's not bad, but the telepathic micro-sun playing for the galactic M35 team is on another level

Like who? We have Messi, Ronaldo, Hazard, Neymar and Mbappe. I really doubt they'd have 20 players roaming about like that.

Lmfao

is this what we can call a meme's "logical conclusion"? where do we even go from here?

>someone took the time to type this and hit submit

MAGNIFICENT thread

Seeing as we went to Andromeda (I assume he means Andromeda I and not II) then we should go back to Segue 1, since it's the closest confirmed galaxy outside our own. Canis Major Dwarf is a disputed galaxy.

FUCK androniggers
cant believe we'll be sharing the same galaxy with those fags in 3.75 billion years, we're FULL

>muh stellar mass

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bump

...

...

Oh my fucking god

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01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000

That's a pretty major mistake he's made today.

did horus deserve a red card for this foul?

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The best thread on Yea Forums right now

horus got the ball. the leagues fucked nowadays the emperor felt contact and went down like a soft cunt

In 8 years of Yea Forums this is one of the top 3 strangest posts I have ever seen

The deleted GET thread
Any GTA thread

First post in quite a time that made me laugh out loud, good job oppie

Name 1 galactic guardian who makes fewer mistakes

The original Dianna ole's at the wheel thread
The best threads all get JANNIED

Unironically de Ligt, he keeps his team in the UCL and is only 3.5 billion pre-Big Bang years old

Based as fuck.

Dabbing.

I'm gay btw don't know if that matters

Nah if you look from the alternate angle you can actually see where he kills him. Everyone on intergalactic communcation HUB - HQ1CT will probably go on about this till the next Great Awakening though.

Unironically Have sex

10/10 post

based

Made me laugh

not funny la

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Mustafi

.

Have sex

take a bump OP

GREAT thread, Martin.