OFFICIAL CHELSEA v BURNLEY MATCH THREAD

Kick-off at 8:00pm BST. Coverage on Sky Sports PL from 7:00pm.

CHE: Arrizabalaga; Azpilicueta (c), Christensen, Luiz, Emerson; Jorginho, Kante, Loftus-Cheek; Hudson-Odoi, Higuain, Hazard.
>Subs: Caballero, Cahill, Zappacosta, Kovacic, Barkley, Pedro, Giroud.

BUR: Heaton (c); Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor; Hendrick, Cork, Westwood, McNeil; Barnes, Wood.
>Subs: Hart, Gudmundsson, Brady, Gibson, Ward, Vydra, Long.

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dubs and Burnley win

Should I watch Game of Thrones now or after this match?

Hudson-Odoi hattrick tonight

Dumbledore dies

Arya had sex

Excited to see Burnley BTFO >us.

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Episode 2 was pretty similar to Episode 1, mostly just reunions and call backs to previous episodes.

Neither, it was trash like the first ep

Are Burnley low enough in the table for Higuain to score against them?

jon snow kills frodo

Chelsea fans will like the makeup of the Burnley team.

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Oh no
Sounds hot
So of 6 episodes 2 will have been wasted for reunions, fan service and stupid quips.
It's been shit since season 5 but there are still a few based characters remaining so i want to know what happens to them

But now for the more important question:
Which of the characters do you think would have been chelsea fan?
My guess is tywin

chelsea pls qualify for CL

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Bribe get knighted.
Arya has sex
The attack on winter fell starts

Not with Piguain playing.

>tfw burning my self out on football before the big finales

cam on burnleh

When will giroo become the first choice striker?

The Predator of Paninis

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*dabs*

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Never because Fraudrri wants to get sacked.

Yeah well Higuain has 2 months left, after that it's Michy, Tammy, and Giroud.

When he moves back to ligue 1

>The attack on starts
False. They've been teasing since season 3. I'm willing to bet we won't see actually fighting until the end of episode 3.

Game of Thrones feels like Avengers now

Based

What does he do?

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Nowt really happens just a load of chit chat. I’d watch it tho

I hope Burnlel beat Chelsea. Would make the trio of United and Arselel failing complete. How the tables have turned. Liverpool winning the league and CL and Spurs being relevant.

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stream?

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Not an argument. Either Manure or Arsecuck or Cucksea ''''fan''''.

>Liverpool winning the league and CL
uhm

lemonparty.org

Will Hazard and the lads make top 4?

>denying Destiny
United will beat Shitty. Liverpool will win their remaining games. There. Done. Simple as. As for CL, if we beat Uefalona, then it's ours without a double. Ajax is a meme team and Spurs are Spurs.

scousescum deserves hell

>All them English flags and white people
>442
I LOVE Burnley now!

>All English back line
>English midfield plus an Irishman
Corrr corrr

burnley to win today and be on the beach by the time city come round

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Based Azza

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Based Bradshaw guide man

burnley really needs some diversifying ASAP

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Remember when hazard kept being pumped on this board as the next messi?

Based as fuck isn't it

Is Danny Dyer a Chelsea man?

just get thorgan for next season he's better than eden

haha

CHO + Pepe

Pulishit as backup and Willian can stay at LW

Azpilicueta has been average for a long time now

He seems like the type of lad who says he supports Millwall but has a closet full of Manure memorabilia.

nice save from whoever the uck that guy was on burnley. now score some fucking goals

Poor Higuain

elite finish desu

LMAO

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Higuain is cursed

STOP THIS BREXIT TEAM

elite assist
not sure that was going in, maybe off the post

BLOOTLEY

Based England fc

WHITES RULE OK

Nuffin happens. Just skip to ep3.

Kepa fucking blows.

fuck kepa

When was the last time Kepa saved anything

JUST

please someone saved a vid of that old man

>put no niggers in your team
>win

Burnley our /ourguys/

fackin ell burnley save some for city

told you

rofl i love football sometimes

lol

i'm awesome

HARD BREXIT

LOL Ole really is gonna get bailed out this week

This season literally can't be over soon enough

Oh? Are any of you people the most valuable keeper in the world? No? Didn't think so

for fuck sake
does no one want to make top 4 ??

It begins

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why is everyone scoring blooters against us bros

Could Dyche solve Brexit?

HAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Higuain complains a lot for someone who is shit

christ

Because the players don't mark, letting other team players having time and space to score.

>Only once have Burnley lost a game that they took the lead in this season, and that was against Liverpool.

Based small black lad

This season made me hate Aspie

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N'GOALO

NGOATO

KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE

implying burnley wont feel safe after this win and roll over

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If they had a player defending the near post on that corner that wouldn't have been a goal, simple as

BEAUT
THIRD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD IN FULL DISPLAY

Based Ngubu

If Chelsea gets the 4th place and wins the Europa League, Sarri might stay, not sure how to feel about it.

Horrible captain. Cahill was better lmao.

N'GOALO MY SON

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Does anyone have a reliable Acestream?

N

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE NORTHERN MONKEYS

>conceding to jeff 'hit the crossbar twice at the euros' hendrick

PIGGY

N'GOALLOOOOOOO

THE BANE OF BURNLEY

kante is a national treasure
poltards may not reply

Two blacks scoring. Not like this...

The manager is irrelevant in the long run, except for some outliers.

apologise.

Higuain looks so happy

THE BURNER OF BURNLEY!

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2nd

Piguain unlocked

BURNLEL
>KINO MATCH INCOMING

Trump supporting brexit voting white men btfo

This is going to be a meme game just like against Slavia.

f174300e1dcb81894a25568ffa7cd561dce2e5fb

FUCK BREXIT

Proud to be white and redpilled with white brothers like you. Praise Kek.
cringe, we are proud to be redpilled. FUCK NON-WHITES SCORING GOALS

HOLY FUCK

if he keeps playing CHO and RLC let him go on for another season at least

Sean.. you need help?

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what a scorcher

What a fucking golazo

United should get Sarri in

>those tekkers
>that finish

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Chelsea were the club who most voted for Brexit in the premier league I thought

Ah yes, world class defense and world class goalkeeping. The PL truly is the premiere league.

tbf that second one was pm impossible to score

Please don't take everything so seriously

No, nowit ends.

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In a poll it found Chelsea supporters voted for brexit more than any other club

>Kante is unironically better at attacking than Kovacic, Barkley and Jorjinho
I guess Sarri did unlock him after all.

>he doesn’t rate Higuain

He has done well with the few opportunities he has gotten

Tottenham I think

Just wait until the second half. Name a more iconic duo than Chelsea and conceding in the second half.

Piggy remembers how to play afterall

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>Tfw only few more games of Eden Hazard in a Chelsea shirt

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>the bum of burnley

Burnley and losing games.

Update from Dixon

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they should just have eden hazard sign a new contract imo, that way he stays at the club

Why shouldn’t >we keep him? One season is not enough to make a team play good. Look at Pep and Klopp

For the new friends: we jokingly associate Burnley with brexit et similia because most of their players are white. That's it.

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Neither. Watched the new GOT in 5 minutes or so, nothing worth noting happens unless you want to see that British whore naked

Ah he stayed 2-3 years longer than I ever thought he would. Blame the board for not buying other world class players so we could compete in the champions league

Your the lamest Italian I’ve seen on Yea Forums

>stop watching after they concede early
>miss two goals
fucking hell

I am the only Italian on Yea Forums.

*thumbs-up*

desu getting 100 mill from Real would be alright though

>unless you want to see that British whore's body double naked

Only way he stays is if the transfer ban is delayed and the board sigh at least 1 genuine world class player. He wants to win the champions league

Shut up Ireland.

missed all goals bros..

26 + 6 = 1

I associate them with this

youtube.com/watch?v=IIVJPRBNMw0

Vaffanculo

>my reply
.
.
>your head

what's the point of going to real and win the CL though, that's like going to juve to win the scudetto

well the second best league is at best decent at both

>he was there for 6 years
I'll miss him.

This game...

Südtirol is German.

Shieeeeeet

AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa

what a match holy shit

nice

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

based

It's the germans that don't want the tirolese.

flipping heck lads

OH DID THEM FEET ON ANCIENT TIMES

Memories when he's old

interesting, now the chelsea fans aren't singing anymore

Genuinely can't stand that particular kind of twat

>Set Piece goal again

I fucking hate Sarri.

It has to be the same cunt who almost amputated Matic's leg a couple seasons ago

finally Super Sunday that lives up to its name

*Austrian

>David Luiz & Christensen as CBs

not sure what I was expecting

How the hell can you defend so bad

excuse my reddit but its almost as if home fans are worse than away fans

watch your fucking language

wtf is this defending LMAO

kek

It's monday

>go for a shit
>miss 3 goals

they're ubiquitous on Friday nights in Birmingham and London

t. has lived in both
I just want to get my Chinese but they're always screaming like they're going to a fucking football game in the middle of the street.

Are Chelshit's defenders worse than Arsecuck's?

stop conceding you fucking idiots

Sarri is a fucking fraud, get him out now

bet he craves a smoke so bad

Luiz

I mean, there's really only so much you can do as a manager when your defense is paper thin.

I am so he must be clucking

>it's not the manager's duty to sort out the defense

if all the starters for Arsenal are fit (Monreal - Kosc/Holding - Sokratis - Bellerin) they aren't that bad.

Why doesn't that count as offside? He benefits from being in an offside position despite the ball not going to him

God I love being white

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Can't find a worse CB than Mustafi

The second goal was not on him, there were like 3 players that got all grouped together and forgot to actually defend.
I get that people hate Luiz but he's almost the least bad defender at Chelsea in this moment.

why didn't chelsea scout van djck when he was at southampton?

How fucked is your diet that a shit takes 16 minutes?

You missed out Mustafi

Yeah, the kind of boring person whose whole personality revolves around the team they support. It's not enough to say they're from Burnley (in this case) they need everyone to know they're a fooking Burnley lifelong

>He benefits from being in an offside position despite the ball not going to him

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the team that got blown the fuck out 6-0 by man city I'd say have the shittier defense

Mustafi is an abomination and even Emery knows that.

>it's the managers fault when you lose the player you are marking

Can't wait to play Frankfurt lads

ha ha

Conte wanted him.......

Is Mustafi that bad?

>conceded 3 to traktor fc
haha

Tidier and Christensen played well together

Conte wanted Candreva. The less Chelsea listen to the manager the better recently.

fuck marina i bet she thought he was ugly

>Amerifat education

REBIC REBIC REBIC

>when Burnley v Sheffield United next season will completely terrify the American, Asian and African markets the PL craves
ALL WHITE v ALL BRITISH ISLES

How many people are going to die in the shed end tonight fucking kek

This but unironically, at least the el is fun. The league is pointless shit games.

why would a manager without a club want a player. just as a pet? what an inane post

twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/1120409608886136834
EFL as fuck

>time wasting at min 30

if I played for chelshit i couldn't respect a manager that smokes cigs. fuck he thinks this is? 1997? I quit 7 years ago cold turkey, grow up

Time wasting in the 32nd minute?

If Burnley score again it’s likely they will be ahead

CAM ON BURNLEY

ok, this is epic.

Unless Chelsea scored one or more goals before Burnley does.

>Ashley Barnes now has one more PL goal than John Barnes, Harvey Barnes and Giles Barnes combined

>including Giles Barnes
lel

didn't burnley also humiliate spuds? they're clearly elite.

T. Owen

GWAN DING

has hudson-nbugu done anything yet?

yes
I don't know how many points he single-handedly cost Arsenal this season.

fuck, that's not good

>thinking elite attacking leading to goals means terrible defending

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Chelsea just need another goal to regain the lead

wait, he's playing?

Live stream

youtube.com/watch?v=fxkun6yXXxY

CHO's biggest pro is that he's not Willian

so if chelsea concede they will be behind? really gets me thinking

>elite attacking

It's a set piece exploiting the rules. The play was designed to take advantage of him not having a marker without breaking the line. The only way to mark him is to break your line or have someone scramble to get to him after the ball is in play.

proud to see the racism, keep it up, white brethren

What happened to him playing for Austria, anyway?

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>odoi

>write elaborate attacking patterns, poetry in motion
>starlet winger just runs at opponents and floats the ball into goalkeeper's hands

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That's one meme injury.

>His application for Austrian citizenship was rejected by the Austrian Ministry of the Interior in February 2019, thus confirming his ineligibility to represent Austria.

>future of english football
>injures himself with a shite touch
yeah nah

I, too, love being white

>Ole's at the wheel, and he's the right man to be at the wheel
>subscriber count goes down

>link has the word 'kun'

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do you want the offside rule to ban the attacking players from being ahead of the defenders?

>miscontrol the ball so badly you sprain your ankle
Welcome to Bayern Munich

The roms in my street doesn't look white at all

he would have been our best player too
plus we have no strikers - at all
;_;

He has an Austrian granddad, doesn't he? Should make him eligible for citizenship.

I'm pretty sure Bauer doesn't have anything more than that either

goodbye hudson-ngubu :(

thank god Willian isn't on the bench

tell that nigger to get his black ass back up and walk it off. privileged cunt. footballers are divas these days, I swear

Yes that's the way it was before. Otherwise they have an unfair advantage.

>Poodro

>I'm pretty sure Bauer doesn't have anything more than that either
Bauer's dad is Austrian.

why is pedro so likable?

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Jovic and Rebic gonna dick Kepa down

ffs pedro

please don't post halftime slags
i am doing no fap
thanks

The gap between Messi (#1) and Hazard (#2) is fucking massive.

do NOT post half time traps

I'm trying to break my disgusting addiction on nofap

Please do not post pictures of Hazards bum. I’m 2 weeks into no fap.

>2-2 at HT

Welp Burnley about to score 2 more.

No need for that

>Otherwise they have an unfair advantage.
How? Rules are the same for both teams,w hat the fuck are you talking about
also the old rules were shit and were changed for a reason

you boys are so freaking weird, it sure feels awkward to be the only girl in Yea Forums

thank goodness nobody is going to post any traps at halftime. feels good sharing gamethreads with straight people

me on the right

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ok, one bitch coming right up

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WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

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who does Yea Forums think will qualify for the CL?
I'd say United are all but out, being at least 3 points behind and having CHelsea and City left. Arsenal have their terrible away form, Spurs have easy games but the potential to bottle, especially with West Ham.
Chelsea have a game fewer left for a 1 point lead if this holds

I beg you not to upload images depicting loose-looking women in insufficient clothing. I'm one day into being gay.

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>jealous of cute dickgirls

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Would she have done it with a white guy or only with blacks ?

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>He fell for the meme

Brighton are shit atm and have tough games left

imagine sleeping next to these every night

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skribbl.io/?WUmvfDOw3Q
Someone wants to play it during half-time ? :3

Is Burnley basically Brexit FC ?

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Spurs and Arsenal, they both have easier games than Chelsea.

she would probably do it with whoever if the price was right, big yikes

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She didn't fly so good

Discount Norf FC

Where's this from

is this porn cos i want to watch but gf is in the room

that batman film they're all talking about

jesus christ those child bearing hips

>spend 10 months aboard a ship sailing the unknown seas in 1492
>land in foreign territory
>see this

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>Romanians
>White

I don't really care much about tattoos but throat+face tattoos really scream garbage human to me.

Would still bang

bbc says burnley can guarantee safety with a win but is any city really safe these days

>put a flag in her

Arsenal slipperoo and we can’t take advantage of it.

>Kante out

Why

Who are ((they))

>Kante injured

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

injured

Injured

Hazard if was in the 90s would be considered a GOAT

But 90s football is shit

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Oh

*brings football home*

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what was tha face? lmao

what am i looking at?

Chokers should be mandatory hnnnng

GG Ngubu

Who /milk and cookies/ here?

look at these and tell me they are not alive, baby killers

muh pashun

This was more fun than watching the game

*passes backwards*

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Wow lol a racist joke

Arent you a clever boy

ur phone poster?

If its the same lass I think it is then she went out with some big named Brit nationalist and has a swastika tat on her collar bone

>still bang
Agreed

Eden Hazard - Welcome to Chelsea - Sublime Dribbling Skills & Goals 2019

Why are streams perfect during halftime but start buffering 2 minutes into when they start playing

if i'm going to have a son i'll name him ngubu jerome

u were ?
I was congratulating the guy on skribbl :(

one of my all time fetishes too, makes necks so much hotter.

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It’s on sky one if you’ve got sky

Must be hard for 'azard playing for Chelshit.

ngolo is kill
no

it's not just me? mad

the strimmer is stopping and starting the stream to make you see more adverts

>Paying for TV

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Tottenham
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal

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because that's when it mines your cpu

CHOKED

*Adam Sandler voice* YOU BLEW ITTTTTTTTTTT

I studied anatomy for 3 years and don't know what is it

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got any more pics?
my tonsils get stones but doctors wont take them out which is ok because getting stones out is fun

Ye

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Yikes

>one of those magical runs again

he literally beat nobody and ran into a wall of men you senile old commentary cunt

What the fuck are the players doing
This is awful

THATS A GOAL YOU USELESS PIECE O FUCKING SHIT. HELP >me OUT HERE NIGGER

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Eden never passes, I won't be sad to see him leave

Post moar if you know her

wait where is konte

never studied anatomy but i've seen some dead bodies
i think those are testicles

Whos winning EL?

sluggish from all the easter eggs

based 4rd year med school Yea Forums poster from Brussels

Desu he also has no one to pass it to.
Chelsea has an amazingly low football iq

Higuain needs to stop moaning.

ULB, VUB or UCL ??

imagine a backline of mustafi--luiz---jones

I am so triggered by how much players complain and moan instead of keep on playing

How do you get tonsil stone out when they are lower down in your throat?

premiership: City
CL: Barca
EL: Arsenal

t. ballboy still seething

the three stooges

>Not including Trippier

Mark Collett is the Brit Nat she was with, there was a pic of them together from over a year ago and she is like a full head taller than him.

its doable, look it up on youtube

>Tfw nobody wants to finish 3rd or 4th

Ngl id probably let Tark fuck me

EL > CL now

saw him whining about google not doing an easter doodle before

Pedro garbage since he started drinking tea

idk maybe it would be like dividing by zero and they all win the ballon d'or?

I feel sorry for Higgy he could've retired as one of the greatest 9's of all time if he could just score those 3 career-defining goals.

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mate every time i eat something sugary my mouth is filled with saliva for like the next 4 hours what can i do to counteract this

Thanks. I get them occasionally and is annoying. Do the squash and smell them?

>Expecting Jewgle to do something for easter then bitching for eFame
Gotta love it

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>kovacic on
>back to sideways passing and shotting off target ***football***

Yeah, I don't want to say he's a choker but he did waste a lot of crucial chances in his career. Always on the wrong side of the sliding door desu

The nazi tattooed Vote Leave slag is called Eva Van Housen.

YOURE WELCOME

Shagged a girl called Chelsea

ama

She's skinnyfat with sagging tits and average facial features. But she's just pure sex and fertility. Choker is the icing, some girls just have that look. Back to the footy

I appreciate they are trying but this just makes it sadder

I bet she was underage you nonce

of course, it would be rude not to. Best way for me to clear them out is with a syringe full of water with a metal tube thats small enough to get in the cracks

Yeah she's not that hot
Why are there so many manlets and giant girls in bongland?

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>Eva Van Housen.
beautiful British name

Most entertaining outcome:
1 Liverpool
2 Man City
3 Chelsea
4 Man Utd

Spurs win the Champions League, Arsenal win the Europa League
Arsenal-Spurs Derby in the Super Cup
Man Utd misses out on the Champions League next season

Cheers la' I knew someone would know

>She's skinnyfat with sagging tits and average facial features
You're rough, I find her 10/10

is there anyway to block 190kg

Finally proof he's human

>Most entertaining outcome:
>1 Liverpool

you retard

LADS RATE THIS MEME

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:)

How new are you

It’s called filtering. Look in then FAQ

its entertaining because of everybody being butthurt about it

She looks like your typical secretary with behavioral issues

>Why are there so many manlets and giant girls in bongland?
No clue pal but I need to find a tall gf so I dont curse my kids to be manlets.

Again, not that hot but, would still smash

girls are supposed to be skinnyfat that's why they're naturally above 20% body fat, you seeing her as peak fertility just goes to show it's a natural response, animalistic even. We would all ravage her for hours on end.

based unironically

Below average/10

>Yea Forums melting
>not entertaining

:)

Man City has no fans, no one will care about this win

t. bin dipper

breddy gud

About 5/10
Not great but MIGHT get reposted by someone who isn't you at least once.

Filter, and most importantly, never reply.

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shut the fuck up upside down indonesia

no one is being butthurt about Liverpool winning their first league title since the inauguration of the current premiership, they've spent a billion doing so.
The only thing unbearable will be the falseflaggers and shitizen.

Not true, people will care about Man City if they fail to go top with their game in hand, then Liverpool slip in one of their last two or three games

If you can't beat Burnley at home you need a word with yourself

And people rated RLC

I just want some final match day drama desu

gonna save it but probably never find a way to use it /10

No clue how Chelsea fans can be bothered over-hyping every youth when none of them ever become 1st team players for them.

>tfw /lig/ is back in 3 months
Time flys

Better score now or Burnley will park the bus for real.

What did they mean by this?

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Most of it is people who don't like being made fun of for Chelsea not having homegrown players.

It's just so unlikely that City will drop any points from here on in. No CL and they've been scoring in 5min and then just cruising 1-0 without drama. No conceding first, no red cards no nothing.

VYDRA IN

what website is that from? autistic shit like that I live for

add Masuaku too

Higuain is the kind of guy who orders a second time when leaving mcdonalds for some pocket burgers.

>tfw no 5/10 gf

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Just wait for Pulisic la

they had an injury in the Spurs game and Sterlel almost got himself sent off for trying to fight Sanchez, Gazzanigga, and Verts

>FOOT-ball
but
>hand-BALL
Why is it pronounced like that?

NEW

Pedro has done NOTHING since he came on

isn't that one of the twitch toths ? most despicable human beings possible.

they think Terry is still there

>60 posts early
Fucking ginger cunt

Chelsea right wingers are just more of the same, no matter which one starts and which one is the sub.

probably, since i saved it along with what seems to be other twitch thots

he continued onto hudson-ngubu's performance then

GIROUD!

Aren't they all right-wingers?

Sexy man coming on

such a consistent player

>jirou
its over

BASED DURGESH

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whoscored

That's because not a single of them is actually a right winger (they're all right-footed).

why chelshit bought higuain he was so bad at milan

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thank you

Digits for Giroo winner

>hueguain throwing a hissy fit
lol

wow Burnley really needs a set piece to score

It's one of the patreon /pol/ types. They'll make some video about how feminism is cancer (if you send her the greentext to read) while picking up a grand a month via '''red pilled''' orbiters.

Time for the 78th minute fap

He must be Jorginho's brother.

whoscored? it's still 2-2

Yeah she basically picks up the /pol/ crowd for money whilst being shit at games.

Nice to know some of the /lig/ lads are here

found this one in the mirror

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Nobody actually wants the 4th place.

kek, if anons at least would do something useful with their money, reminds me of the time a few banded together and hired Xev Bellringer to do the chicken tendy porn clip.

The 400 iq change was jiroo for Luiz (meme player) but Sarri wants to get sacked.

i'd make love to her

what will chelski do when the loan players get limited to 10?

Honestly just playing like a moyes team now, predictable square crossing into the box

such is life in the british isles

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His players are a bunch of backstabbing cunts and the fans chant at him telling him to fuck off.

I don't blame Sarri wanting out, Chelsea is cancer for any manager

FUCK POODRO

kovacic is probably chelsea's best player right now

I don't know what Conte does to the fans, at Juve it was even worse.

i'd much rather get shot than stabbed desu.
god bless the USA

hazard finally gonna be unlocked when he joins us at madrid

Went to Harry Potter world recently

Had a every flavoured bean
>literally just jelly beans
Had a butter beer
>isn’t actually a beer but just a butter flavoured shit with foam on it
>had a bouncing choco frog
It’s just a static choco frog

Reeeee

Giroud isn’t even that good looking

Like obv he’s a solid 9 but people go way OTT about his looks

no homo

Definitely the least qualified to country to comment on the state of britain.

I too enjoy his sideways passes

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a 15 year old girl got hit in the face with a hammer down my road. She was babysitting at a house and someone hit her with the hammer after she answered the door to them, they think the crime was because the house used to be linked to the sex trade

Balding shows weakness.

What's the point of that advert behind the goalline when there are stewarts covering it?

he's the only one making runs at burnleys defence and trying to pick people out in the box

I don't agree with that. If you get stabbed it can heal on it's own. If you get shot you need a doctor to dig out the bullet. Especially nasty if it shatters. I'd much rather get stabbed.

Did Hazard just rabona that whilst drawing st 2-2

Wtf

Excuse my grammar

He’s a 8 desu

>kovashit

wew

Higuain is a better version of Aguero

>Jorginho
>Azpilicueca
Chelsea has too many mediocre players

Kovacic is the most pointless player in existence

Giroud is a below average professional football player. If he was ugly he wouldn't be playing for Chelsea.

Fair enough, it’s his stupid awkward hair that lowers it for me

He needs to return to being a long hair god now he has facial hair

no homo

That was a legit way of crossing the ball there

When will these shitters learn to not park a bus for a draw. The title race shows that. PTB for a win by all means, but never a draw, even if away at a strong team

has sarri done enough to deserve a second season?

she was 17, not 15. My bad
portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/update-portsmouth-hammer-attack-builder-jailed-for-12-years-1-7710295

No

They should bring back Mourinho now they’re legitimate underdogs again

Fans hate him so no.

What other manager wants to take over that shitshow of a club, especially with a transfer ban.

Brendan Rodgers?

low iq post

>can't beat burnley
>can't finish top 4
>only good attacking player leaving soon
>transfer ban incoming
this club depresses the shit out of me lads

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NOOOOOOOO. Our Dave is GOAT despite being too short and weak to be a good CB and too fucking hopeless going forward to be a good fullback.

will Sarri get fired tonight?

He was a 10/10 when younger but somehow he has managed to look more middle eastern the older he has gotten

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i forgot about their transfer ban
they are absolutely fucked if hazard leaves stuck with this pile of shit for another season
they will probably lose higuain and kovacic too

burnley's just shitposting at this point. love it

It's the beard, like looks like some ethnic mafia from Moscow.

I hope Dyche uses all 3 subs spread out Stoppage time just to kill time

what's her name?

NEW

NEW

>5' ET

a picture of him after his nosejob lel

Dave literally had no pressure on him and delivers a shit tier cross

lmao same same

To hire who, some meme tier manager?
Best thing about Ole doing bad now is that I don't have to read about some former Chelsea player getting the job

Start Zappacosta please, Azpi offers nothing.

His hair has turned darker, too. Weird.

>"babysitting" up norf sure is different
A "violent monster" who attacked a 17-year-old "adult escort" with a hammer leaving her with permanent brain injuries has been jailed for 12 years.
The girl had arranged to meet Hemming in the "context of an adult escort", prosecutor Kerry Maylin said.

two minutes of extra time remaining does not require a new thread

the game is near the end lol

Hehe I did it for the (you)s

Fat fuck

At least we watched a good game of sarriball. Yep.

lose weight

Sell your guns

>stall for 3 minutes in ET
>get one extra

They need to do something about that shit

Fucking sack everyone useless cunts

stop the clock when the ball is out of play, but only in added time

Honestly that's a good option. Either that or just have the assistant ref time the stalls and add them 1:1. Do it enough and they'll stop doing it.

Ole's at the wheel/10

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