/hoc/

I don't think that a duck would like it very much if they were in an actual hurricane. Would make it really difficult to fly and probably upend their nest.

UPDATE: He's still a bust

No Finns allowed below this post

Fuck off anaheim

that would suggest that most people enjoy relocane ops
if anything the OP is the contrarian for forcing his shit ops all the time

Hush, >your team isn't even in the playoffs.

Shorks desu

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Sharkies desu

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Beat you to it maple nigger
You arent thinking big enough. Hurricanes get rid of humans and increase water surface area.

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shit ass faggot knights 50 million fucking faggot shots right to the chest of jones fuck this gay ass mickey mouse franchise

>all the time
based hosting one particular team rent-free in his head retard

that ducks is asking for it. what a slut duck.

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Washington wins 6-2 tonight

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More interested in >your team's golf score.

Perkele.

>ughh it's never asking for it you rape apologist
It's just working on its tan

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"no"

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id like to see this general try going 1 week without a relocane OP
every other team can accomplish this

/hoc/ does that all the time.
But by all means, keep blogging about it, I'm sure that'll make people stop.

Reminder duck rape happens all the time, just like the rape the Hurricanes will feel tonight

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gonna fuck your slutty duck

Relocanefags have taken them from a team I genuinely never gave a second thought to one I actively root against.

>feeling rape
Yeah canes gon rape the caps worse than ducks rape each other.
That's bestiality m8

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friendly reminder that the only leaf posters allowed in /hoc/ are maple leaf anons (emphasis on user) and that the rest of you must report to Yea Forumshoc/ with the rest of the non playoff team posters

all the time?
weve had a relocane op in the past week

This place has gotten really gay.

Reminder that Broons - Laffs GM7 is a win-optional, because Teds sweep regardless

>relocanes actively endorsing rape as a joke
What the duck man

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unsubscribe

as long as the laffs lose, who cares?

Carolina would be a nice underdog team, but their fans are incredibly annoying so I hope they get fucked

Unironically the loudest building I have heard this postseason

Anaheim fuck off. You didn’t even make the finals since 2007 and had like 115414 chances to get there again

If you constantly avatar fag with team images, you need to go back.

Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

>ha ha I lied to try to seem more reasonable
>my post has more impact now, take me seriously
unsubscribe

What are you a feminist?
Yikes

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doesnt take brains to scream real loud

Who is will?

Based

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ahem

Shouldn’t you be golfing

He lives in William’s Lake, BC and he’s a good guy

Pretty sure he is a Leafs fan.
At least we won't have to deal with him for much longer.

I bet you also beat up 15 year old cap fans and run right out of the building

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Doug > all

>imaginary friends posting
Might just go back to bed.

Its raining

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If I start acting like a retard all the time will you guys give me a name and revere me like the rest of those faggots you always talk about?

April showers bring May flowers

No you beat up the dad, impregnate the mother and then leave the child. That's like pillaging 101 m8.

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I thought caps were the experts on beating up teenagers though?

No, we have enough

Where are you from, lad?

Exactly how i assume a degenerate would act

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>canes and predators elimination night
>leafs elimination night tomorrow
based

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>beating up teenagers is bad now
Wait just a fucking minute.

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>I wanna beat up children
>waaaah degeneracy
Just the hypocrisy I'd expect from a leaf

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We do not need any beaner friends

Plus my backup teams, Colorado (Mackinnon) and Boston (Marchand) are still in it

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:(

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Not so fast

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...

that has the highest meme potential, so naturally i agree

I dub thee "Victor from Vegas."
Arise, Vick.

>beating up the future of the world is okay
This is why C*rolina doesnt deserve a team

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columbus was louder

Thanks I hate it, now whenever you see a supremely BASED and REDPILLED post, you will know it's me.

>beating up the future of the world is okay
>This is why C*rolina doesnt deserve a team
yes hello
have you heard about a player named Ovechkin
do you know what he did recently
is this all just a long shitpost

I respectfully disagree

i bet the hurricanes will win today cause they play at home and every win so far has been by the home team
t. expert hockey analyst

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-1

You've been played

Oh yeah for sure everything is personal taste.

I love it because it just looks so much more refined and aggressive. I feel it still resembles the old logos enough with the triangular shape.

I do somewhat agree about the missing stick, but hockey logos don't need sticks to be good logos, and I feel it's a bit tacky. Also the new logo would stop people from saying it's choking on the broken stick constantly.

Is that NHL 14 on ps3 or something

Based Vick.

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>You've been played
It would appear that I have been.

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What unholy curse have you wrought
>no you wanna beat up kids
M8 at least be able to keep your story straight. I literally said you leave the children alone in the last post.
Belown the fuck out

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Who's the Janetty?

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Quads seal the victor from vegas curse

>gets called degenerate
>next post contains "I wanna beat up kids"
>d-didnt you see i said leave the kids alone
Good try kid beater

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N/a/shville!

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I pretend to be a retard all the time, but I just do it for (You)s. I’ve considered adopting a trip, but the economy is a volatile thing, and I definitely don’t want to crash the (You) market.

>zoomers

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Is CHAMP here?

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>look, look at him flail like a fish out of water and laugh

Alright m8 this has been the most fun I've had in /hoc/ for a while but its over

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finna based

Okay kid beater. Have a good day.

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No u

Been watching for a while now, and I still don't know what you're arguing or why.

For me, it's huawei dunking donuts bridgestone pornhub intermission report
(brought you by scotiabank)

... only on Rogers.

youtu.be/XNrOVkBd9L0

/ourguy/ Shannon made the video

LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

I think you meant to post this to reddit

Nooo Shannon is for /hoc/

Sharkies :3 are good guys and WILL make the second round. Very happy to see Kane stop being a nigger once he got out of the frozen shitholes that are Winnipeg and Buffalo.

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yeah, that's a based from me

ducks/caniacs broship

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Randy will always be the worst and gayest

For which game should I wake up for?

Official /hoc/ tier list:
Good guys
>teds
>caps
>Avs
>Bloos

Meh Guys
>Broons
>islels
>Stars
>Shorks

Bad Guys
>Laffs
>Knights
>Hillbillies

Canes caps

Don’t wake up. Never wake up, and if you do? Stay the fuck out of my /hoc/.

The golden generation

Wrong

Had a dream that I invited Mike Milbury and Doc Emrick over to my place for drinks. Then we ate a frozen pizza but Doc ate all the pepperoni except three before it even went in the oven :(

Haista vittu !!!

TÄÄ

Yup. 95 barkov 96 rantanen 97 aho 98 laine 99 heiskanen 00 kotkaniemi 01 kakko

Literally nothing wrong with being the bad guys.

Move bruins to bad guys

umm, excuse me sweaty, but you’re forgetting puljujarvi

I regret not being here last night for the shorks game more than anything in my life.

>tfw just sat and watched the whole fucking thing
>not even a Ted

You are unwelcome here, toothpaste.

sharks are bad

*gay and bad at hockey

2019 IIHF ICE HOCKEY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Division III: Bulgaria - South Africa
youtu.be/b9IMz88Ty24

Never shanted so hard in my life

My hometowns rec center had a better rink than that. What the fuck

I predict Bulgaria will heem South Africa

Just dropped a massive Gallant, took 5 minutes of wiping and 2 flushes.

2-0 Bulgaria in the first 2 minutes

If vegas falls out of the first round does he get fired?

>south africa has hockey
Nigga what?

I hope he has a bus ticket for the trip home

kek

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go canes

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Why can't I enjoy hockey and shitpost here, burger?

>South Africa
Interesting but I'm waiting for North Africas first game against Czech.

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I bet that’s the >standings poster

>Hearing that Seattle will be hosting FIFTEEN Pride Nights during their inaugural season. Also hearing official colors are Rustic Brown, Forest Green, and Sawdust White. Arena naming rights almost assuredly to be "Amazon Pavilion"; marketing already attempting to brand the stadium crowd as complimentary to the franchise

Americans should haistaa vittu and painua helvettiin from /hoc/

Because you're gay and bad at hockey.
So actually you should fit right in.

>doc being an insufferable douche
sounds accurate

>be Jake Gardiner
>get into bed and try to sleep
>visions of Jake Debrusk scoring on you keep replaying in your head.

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Go drink a Heineken Jan.

Just glad people know the canes exist. You've no idea how many people in NC don't know they're around and actually won a cup.

Only Grolsch. Heineken is dutch bud light.

Fuck doc emrick. Reddit tier commentator

>two game 7's scheduled for tomorrow
How does he do it? We really don't deserve him do we?

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It's beneficial for the league and advertising to have as many games as possible.

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explain the bolts series

Shannon

Can't have every series go to 7 that would be too obvious. People love upsets so that's an easy call.

You think a historic season followed by a sweep wont make big news in the sports world? Tampa swept in round 1 was the best news NHL could have had

brrrphffh

FINLAND I BANISH THEE

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>brown green and white
>xheattle metropolitans

>Bucs going on 43 years of irrelevance outside one fluke Owl win from a coaching switch midseason
>LGBTning follow historic season with historic choke to historically barren team
>Rays are actually contenders but play in a hobo greenhouse in the same division as the Stankees and Red Cox
>also fans are forced to live in Florida
is there anything worse than being a Jewish-American in Tampa Bay?

Dunedin, Clearwater down to St Pete is actually a very nice area. Too cold for me that far north but it's nice in the spring and fall.

go knights

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THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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you can't banish something that isn't real

getting away with what? struggling against the lowly leafs?

v2

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I am in desperate need for an update to this image

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Why fix what ain't broke?

based

Update it how?

I want a puck iin my ass

only bad games tonight

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if the laffs lose this series, i will finally join the babcock haters club
putting marleau on the ice for 17:00 mins in a "must" win game 6 is questionable at best

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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DeBASED

whats he thinking about?

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does he ever plan to show up in this series?

drank way too much yesterday lads
feel like shit

can't wait to see this faggot doing nothing on scoda cup and then busting in nhl next season WHEN WILL MY SUFFER END

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bonaqua

this but for every day

Same except I jerked off too much

Why would he bust? Expecting ~40 points rookie season.

>drinking on Easter

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He is the Burgerman, I have faith that he will.
Him too, his goal last night was gnarly.

>40 points
>not a bust
kek

This guy gets it

nigga im expecting atleast 100 points on first season

Is Svechnikov a bust?

You are team's GM and you have to choose your pick between Stefan, Daigle, DiPietro or Yakupov, who do you choose?

yes

yakupov
the other guys struggled with injuries
yakupov struggled with coiler """""""""""""development"""""""""

Who was a worse first overall pick? Yakupov or dipietro?

>the Bruins are bas...
twitter.com/SNFaizalKhamisa/status/1120039268850606080

He busted his face on Ovi's fist so yeah probably

Ditto. I've been an apologist for too long

yeah yeah golden..

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Dipietro fucked up Isles long term

Need to show the ice you love it. What's wrong with that?

why does pasta feel the need to watch/assist krug fuck the ice
dont you think thats a bit gay?

p sure he's trying to stick tap someone on the left that is left out of the shot.

youtu.be/tn8OJJUAmyM

this
can't believe Chara and Bergy allow this kind of faggotry on >their team

pick Daigle and trade him before everyone realizes that he's a bust

good afternoon leafs nation

lads.........
LADS

you can see what is on the left of the shot when he pans out
no one stick is close

WHY IS HERTL SO FUCKING GOOD?

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sounds like the music they play at darts tournaments

>hey ref check your voice mail give me some calls

checked

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quints rule it: Game 7 win for the sharks

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wasted get imo

It's the crazy eyes. He had Flower hypmotized

just had a good fap lads, gonna play some vidya until tim and sid

That's the weakest goal horn I've ever heard.

I may watch the Caps v. Canes game, but as a Canes fan, I couldn't take what I saw on Saturday. It's best to just check in every now and then, because I won't watch the Caps win on my home ice.

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Flower redemption arc starts tomorrow

Maybe you can sit far away from the screen so you don't see too much

oh he is going to become the next tiger woods?
cause he aint redeeming himself on the ice LMAO

Who wants to go afrobeatz disco with me?

instagram.com/club_afro_boogie/

only SHIT games on tonight

that's tomorrow, user

>not enjoying blood of christ on easter

Watching some old Twilight Zone episodes lads

Fly me out, put me up, and pay for my drinks and I'll go.

Let's talk about why that scumbag that forced Oshie to break his collarbone only got 2 minutes and no suspension

do they sell these cakes on easter in >your country too, anons?

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I downvote people on /r/hockey not based on the content of their posts, but rather on the team that is in their flair. AMA.

>all dem finnish 7/10s
muh dick

patently untrue and decidedly false

why are you on reddit?

>posting on reddit
cringe

me in the ..center

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why the FUCK do plebbitors think its ok to post here?

>entry 12e
is this because black people do not drink at bars?

because people like shannon tell them to

Shannon FINALLY giving us numbers youtube.com/watch?v=TZXFjidOzZc&disable_polymer=1

kek even shannon agrees the relocanes are going golfing
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW SUNBELT SCUM?

Reminder: Tavares is a -6 and has 0 goals this series.

Reminder that Toronto is a blight on God’s creation

Shannon has a cat?

funny the stat line im reading says he has the same points as the top centre in bawston

reminder that americans are fat

to keep racist white boys out.

I don't think any sunbelter genuinely thought the canes were going to win the cup this year, user. I know personally speaking I'm surprised >we even pushed it to 6 (hopefully 7.)

>2019
>still pretending we don’t all post on Reddit
Why does /hoc/ keep doing this?

yet the media will blame matthews if they lose this round

because most people here are retarded hill billy

guess i should just ignore all those posts stating the relocanes were "the team of destiny"

>Hate Toronto
>want Marleau to win the cup

there should be a site history filter for you cringe ass faggots that doesn't let you post here

The only team that posts on both /hoc/ and reddit is the Nashville Child Predators.

never had an account
swear on me mum

Reminder that canadians have sex with dogs

one is +1 and one is -4, but keep telling yourself that.

cope

Can't suspend a player for Oshie being a soft little queer

i only go there to post funny things i see here to r/Yea Forums

Lol cope with what? game 7 is in boston. You're going to choke like you always do
>stay scared m8

Contrary to what (((they))) tell you hockey is in fact not for everyone

>talk about points
>bawston retarded fans bring up +/-
jesus mass holes are retarded

he has been invisible this series.

>the predators best goal scorer in the playoffs is rocco grimaldi

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Hey! The 2nd highest paid center in the NHL has 1 (one) playoff goal, TYVM!

so has overrated shit

yet he had more minutes than AJ in a crucial game 6

Oh sorry, you're right he has 1 goal.

Can suspend him for checking him in the back shoving him into the wall illegally though

still more goals than the other 4 highest paid centers in the league

the power of Burgerman

This is the year leafs make it to round 2

>illegally
kek

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Did Gary make the call?

H I S T O R I C G A M E 7
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Have you never heard of a cover charge? It's bullshit but not an uncommon practice.

Illegally, against the rules, whatever

Is Gritty pretty much just an American version of Blobby?

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kek

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I'm not happy

Yeah, that’s where I first learned about it, but I didn’t really start coming here until about 2016 when /r/the_donald told me about /pol/.

If you win, you lose.

Is Blobby an unfunny reddit meme? If so: yes

föreställ att slösa din värdefulla tid på att översätta den här meningen i ett internetbaserat översättningsprogram

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Are you from 2025?

cheer up m80, things could always be worse.

that's for talking shit about MY shitty u18 team, Pekka

Jacksonville Icemen getting eliminated tonight boys!

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there was nothing illegal about the hit
it was unfortunate that oshie got hurt but a suspension wasnt necessary

3035* lmao

>2 hand sticks a guy in the back sending him careening into a wall breaking a bone
>completely legal hit
Pick one

cope

where is the suspension on this malicious illegal hit?

I push my fingers into my eyes

I bet I'm less happy

That's the point dummy. You can see him push him down.
Really well put together argument, the best I've seen today

At least Kanada is close to the real name but what the fuck happened to the rest of them?

what point? the player safety deemed it unworthy of further punishment
what is it that you know about the rules that they dont?

good question

>Tsekki em

Sign him, Gary
youtube.com/watch?v=_SwrKDwSRaE

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lol i remember the last team that tried to have an oinker represent them

I know that if you're behind a guy and 2 hand stick check him in an attempt to injure because some pussy little twink got his shit pushed in for agreeing to a fight he shouldn't have 2 games prior, that it should be punished

>attempt to injure
there wasnt even a call on the ice until oshie sold the shit outta it

Rooting for Dallas to send predditors packing, and take their trash ass fairweather fucking weeb shit sunbelter fan base

>sold the shit out of it
He broke a bone you NEET have you even played contact sports? That shit is more than just a little uncomfortable

oshie looked like he had been shot
being american im sure you recognize this reaction well

Teds - Caps ECF draws the house, brother

Lol

live by the goon die by the goon
enjoy your Devante Smith-Pelly offensive explosion

Yeah I do, I went to public school. I've also broken a bone and it sucks

bet you reacted less than oshie did
next time he'll remember to keep his head up instead of ducking down and crashing into the boards

I want that fountain

Still a dirty hit

Based Hamilton

Based and redpilled

>warshington crapitals playoff fans
>knowing the rules
>t.j. "Charmin Ultra Soft" oshie is a victim

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it was only dirty since oshie seems to have zero fucking clue anyone else was around him

>why did I sign here again?

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youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

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based yeehaws

for the bantz, lad

odd looking duck
>go golden knigs

because even making the second round with the laffs will endear him more the the laffer fanbase and the country of canada than anything short of hoisting the stan lee with the islels

to crush boston in game 7 at their place while contributing a cheeky hat trick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah that isn't going to happen.

Thinking about doing a 3 week no fap

>but pajamas tho

had a cuban sandwhich for lunch at the office

overhyped desu, don't care much for them ethnics or their food

hes going to score 2 b2b hattys?
based af

cuban sandwiches are only good if the meat instead is not deli

Real answer: no.

that twink is gonna have PTSD from that ass whooping

Based little swamp buddies.

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Man that shit always gives me the meat sweats. But I like to imagine eating them in front of a crowd of Muslims and Jews just hurling insults and shoes at me

Because you punish the hit, not the injury.
You're clearly new to the sport, so welcome.

>slavs
>regretting any fight
probably counting the seconds until he can heem or be heemed again

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>of all the things the Carolina Hurricanes could have put in their jerey they chose a black and red circle
At least it's not a leaf.

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>lots of north-south play

For me, it's dumping in the puck on a 2 on 1

For me it’s chip and chase on the pk then getting caught for an odd man rush they other way

For me it's blowing the chance to close out the series twice, once on home ice and losing the game in double OT by giving up a shortie not even 10 seconds into the powerplay.
Holy fuck I'm still mad.

>maf is elite
>success is losing 4 straight in the finals
one more game the the knights are gonna get reverse swept by the >shorks LMAO

For me it’s coasting on the back check and letting the guy get space for a simple wrister

shorks stars WCF desu

fucking cockbag theodore

>IT WAS 3 TO 1

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>With the first pick of the 2021 Expansion Draft, the Xeattle Femmepeni select...

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Working on a surprise for /hoc/

And soon it will be 4-3 vegas.
Sorry sharkies.

Kappo kakkos long lost brother, Kakak kakko

Please keep your cum brownies away from us.

unless is a post of your big meaty cock you can save it

is this the most marketable face in the nhl?

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2 losses in row and vegass fangays still dont know humility

It's raining even here
Weather's going nuts

>showing humility on /hoc/
I'm not a gay, I only show boastful and foolish pride unlike the cucked nation of canada (some of you are alright, ontarians mostly)

yes because Gary wants to target the urban gentleman

hope you are still around to boast when stone is golfing in 2 days

who am i kidding? you'll hid under your rock like the bitch you are

this is

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based and factual analysis

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It's the meteorological symbol for a hurricane.

That was Milbury, Dipietro was great until the league found out he was made of glass

players like him and nugent-hopkins just don't look right being older

some chink bust for the sweet diversity points

Tuuks looking fucking old. His constant chimp outs must be stresful. Timmy Tommy looked better at 40 than Tuuk looks at 32.

... Cliff Pu?

seething and incorrect analysis newfag

looks more like a toilet flushing to me

>newfag
vegass fangays getting as desperate as their team on the ice
LMAO

they are all pretty close except belarus, but I suspect it is the finnish version of "white russia" which is what belarus means.

Hurricanes don't fit for North Carolina anyway. Even if the Florida teams didn't want it that name should be reserved for Florida.

cry more for me you bootlicking newfriend :^)

naming any team for a natural disaster that could annihilate your state at any time seems like a terrible idea

>doubling down on autism
no tears here man, my franchise didnt invest their entire future on getting btfo by the >shorks in 7 games

In case you care, here's a picture.

>I have a meme-tier understanding of weather patterns
Okay.

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#TakeWarning

My town's been blasted so many times. Get some beer and ride it out in someone's concrete building. Hurricanes are fun.

>my franchise
Which one would that be?
inb4 you don't answer and go cry like the bootlicking dog you are

lmao this desperation

it's a beautiful sunny day in northeast ohio lads. can't wait til >my team takes on the leafs in round 2.

you can actually see what he is going to look like when he's old. neat.

based trips ted

For me, it's the utter devastation caused by hurricane Florence right at the start of the season.
We will rebuild.

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>doesn't answer
OH NO NO NO

he's probably dehydrated from the game. since he's a skeleton to begin with it makes him look like a withered meth addict.

>wongs

I think I promised that if the sharks beat the knights
You already ate one

You mean the bruins right?

>eating brownies
Hello fatty

>Florida doesn't get hit by vastly more hurricanes than any other state
>North Carolina named their team after a third place stat

>YOU already ate one
Hello retard

Imagine rooting for a sunbelt team unironically

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I don't eat brownies because I'm not a fatty like you fatty boy

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what a terrible loop

Things that have never happened.

based midwest chubby kid

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friendly reminder that 90% of leaf flags should be ignored as they are dealing with tremendous amounts of COPE at seeing the maple leafs be the only canadian team left in the playoffs

if you want to stabilize it go right ahead, i'm happy with 2 minutes of effort

no i just want to give you shit for your terrible display

rake yourself

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instead of poking fun you should be asking us for a lesson

sounds like your typical canadian. sitting around complaining about americans while incapable or unwilling to do something better.

so is sam finally dead?

Teach me the ways of cope, I may need them tomorrow night.

>Caps will eliminate relocanes tonight

feels good lads, back 2 back when?

I saw a post by probably him last night. Maybe it got deleted.

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yep ill complain all day about shitty efforts
does this enrage you?

his ip is permabanned and he says he's using other forums, we can only hope

>thinking you are getting past punished bob

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You're gonna be hearing this a lot over the next month.
youtube.com/watch?v=L8tb7ffIsyg

yea right, he just got tired of larping as a schizophrenic

you're locked in a room with finland, the united states and canada. you have a gun with two bullets. what do you do?

shoot toby twice

buy more bullets

try to become frens

June 1 - 4 when based Lee hands Trotz the Cup desu

Shoot the dumb leaf twice and drink vodka with the fin.

shoot myself

hoc blog: >my team is so good, I don't even watch them until March because I know >we'll make a run at the Stan Lee

You're reading comprehension is still terrible and you are a retard. No one ever said "I" ate the brownie. So now you're both fat AND retarded.

I watch every single ploff game but probably only 20 or so regular season games.

shoot the finn and canadian in their knees and then make them fight to the death.

It was implied. Now layoff the cum brownies, your fingers will get sticky.

you're locked in a room with marchand, laine and the subban brothers. you have a litre of maple syrup and a live beaver. what do you do?

Literally was not implied. Way to go fatty fatty retard.

>canes elimination day
based

Share the syrup with /beav/

canes wont be eliminated until the ecf when the leafs sweep them

Yah it was, I literally just implied it.
checkmate cum eater

Pekka, NO!
Waht about Aho??

Bob is overrated, he's a product of tortellini defense. When they play a real team they'll fold like lawn flamingos

Hot take: canes win 5-0 tonight. Lose 4-3 in OT on Wednesday in washington.

I implied my foot in your ass and you're still a fatty fatty retard.

who's /lifelong/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=XNrOVkBd9L0

Hello fellow Canadians who are not already fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs. I would like to cordially invite you to bend the knee to Canadas official team, the Maple Leafs. This year will be the first of many Stanley Cup wins while the rest of your teams will languish for another two decades of mediocrity.

Fuck you, Boston is gonna win. Fuck Toronto, fuck the Laffs and fuck niggers.

Hearing from Gary via my Bog connections that the ice is going to be really poor in Raleigh tonight. He definitely wants it going to 7.

Sooo, what is the surprise?

Side note: do not fuck the niggers

hes more of an ian clark product. he was the tendie coach for the poo jackets since 2012 and helped shape bobs into a vezina winner. he got hired as the cantpucks tendie coach last offseason and jacob markstrom says that ian clark helped him become a better starter this season.

Fuck off seen
DEEZ NUTS

GOD DAMMIT

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>two first names

deplorable

I honestly dont know I'm not even the original user who posted the surprise I just like to argue.

such is life on the chan

I just closed 20 internet tabs that have been open in the background for a while
13 of them were porn.

Calm down m8 I'm still working on it

>salty flames fan
i can understand why you're upset. being the #1 seed and losing to the worst team to make the playoffs in round 1 and only picking up a single win must be really frustrating. in any case you're always welcome to join the 'good guys' aka maple leafs.

The leafs are good guys until the inevitable islanders leafs ECF

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nel

being a raging faggot doesnt make you "good guys"

Really sick of all these "other" leafs running their mouths.
Leafs are /hoc/'s team through and through.

This feels like the longest round 1 of all time

agreed

>sunbelt opinions

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> #notmyteam

i BLEED craps

im personally hoping for that matchup because i think it will be a great series. the islanders are the strongest team in the east right now and are my own favorite to make the final, though i would be happier if my leafs made it.

>mfw there's going to be 4 game 7s

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Not a flames fan at all. I hope bitch marner and that spic are as good at golf as they are good at not making it past the first round of the playoffs.

yikes, might wanna see a doctor about that

those raging faggots are going to be dancing in theater and stage shows all offseason
lmao

>all Game 7 teams sweep the sweepers because they've been jacking off and skating laps for 15 days

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Also, any American fans whose teams were eliminated are more than welcome on our bandwagon. The Toronto Maple Leafs are an equal opportunity fanbase who embraces diversity.

One bullet straight through each of my testicles.

pure coincidence how the teams got eliminated in such a manner that the tv schedule remains optimized

Cringe. Who are you going to bandwagon after the Leafs are eliminated?

HAHA! That's a good one. The Leafs are only going to be ELIMINATING this year. I've already made my sign for the parade.

There's one rogue Finn who bullies >us. The rest are all cool.
Frankly, I suspect him of being a Swede in disguise.

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Game 7 is a must win imo

for who though?

the team trying to force game 8

For me, it's flipping the script with a cheeky goal with 15 seconds left in a game that the other team thought was for sure going to overtime.

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9 more posts until a DECENT thread

gonna get banned again lads. see you in 3 days, so i'll miss eblan leafs elimination day

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great counting skills retard

already got one cooking. maple leafs edition. canadas team.

How does this even happen?
t. haven't been banned since last offseason

My teeth are turning yellow. Help.

>catalog
>ctrl f
>cric
>no results found

posting on other boards. The amount of times i've been banned for a nipple is retarded

user user MAKE THE NEW THREAD
>remember he does it for free

yeah well you might get someone fired for posting nsfw content on sfw forum buddy

supposed to do that kind of stuff from your phone

...

user PLEASE YOU MUST CONSIDER THE ADVERTISERS

St. Louis is more Canadian than Toronto.

4channel takes nipples very seriously

Brush them. Stop drinking coffee.