/mlb/

As a true oldfag, V-day over Houspie was a great day for not only /mlb/, but Yea Forums and Yea Forums.

MLB TOP TEN

1. Trout
POWER GAP

2. Yelich
3. Bellinger
4. Harper
5. Cargo
6. Machado
7. Altuve
8. Rendon
9. Mookie
10. Davis

MARINERS!

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How does it feel to hold the longest playoff-less streak in all of major sports with no end in sight?

Pretty good!

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Yankees IL:
P = Luis Severino
P = Jordan Montgomery
RL = Dellin Betances
C = Gary Sanchez
1B - Greg Bird
2B = Troy Tulowitzki
SS = Didi Gregorius
3B = Miguel Andujar
LF = Giancarlo Stanton
CF = Aaron Hicks
RF = Aaron Judge

Other than Bird and Tulo who are backups, the rest are all primary players. And in spite of all those injuries, the Yankees are still a .500 team. This is going to be a scary good team when they get healthy.

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kk

mlbtraderumors.com/2019/04/yankees-sign-logan-morrison.html
Logan Morrison lol

>No Cubs baseball today
As someone else always says...
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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The psycho gang just got 1 man stronger

John Lackey runs the Psycho Gang. Kneel before your new boss.

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
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i miss tim lincecum

23rd for The .500 Washington Baseball Eagles

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t. bro

FUCK the west coast
FUCK Rob Manfred
and
FUCK white people

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Why are people who agree with plunking players who celebrate too much in the minority now

people are fucking faggots
>"let the kids play"
if you're gunna let the batters behave like monkeys and stand there in the batters box and watch their home run and then scream and throw their bat - you gotta let pitchers bean them
>"let the pitchers play"

I dont have a problem with a player hitting the home run, starting to jog immediately like any other hit and tossing their bat and showing emotion. thats not what gets guys plunked anyways.

Tim Anderson deserved to get plunked, he celebrated like a nigger.

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Umm baseball supports white supremacy sweetie

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David Goate

good

Why aren't you playing The Show?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Fqf5ySuA_Cs

The spiritual successor to John Rocker.

i have an xbox, RBI Baseball plays like it was made in 2003

I don’t like “let the kids play” because they aren’t children, they’re goddamn fuckin millionaires and they aren’t playing on a fuckin sandlot somewhere

Let the kids play is just code for do things that the fidget spinner crowd will like

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A home run celebration has a zero percent chance of causing injury (at least to other people). A baseball thrown at 90+ MPH is a different story.

What if the thrown bat hits the umpire?

Then the player will get ejected.

It's not even a good game though

Why wait until they come back up to bat? Why doesn't the pitcher ever bean the player when he is rounding the bases?

Cody bellinger sorely needs to shave his beard
>inb4 yaks

Don't fuck with the trucker gang unless you want the wheels.

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If he shaves his beard he might hit another slump

yeah but imagine that swing in Yankee Stadium

Who let the truckers out vrooom, vrooom-vrrooom vroom-vroom

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>Cargo
??

>Shorts
??

>4. Harper

yikes

Eloy Jimenez is 172nd out of 174 rookie hitters in fWAR to start the season!

Are the White Sox cursed?

why doesnt mlb.com have a working video player? theyve had these problems as long as I can remember

Why can't we ever have nice things?

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Well, you have that lovely black chimpanzee who will slap the ground and howl when he's upset. Let the chimps play!

Good morning, lads.

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>MARINERS
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

>Cubs fan here!!!!
Well hello there.

>not including Acuña

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Bustloy Jimenez

RIP Big Time Timmy Jim

yeah
well
at least he's better than eric stamets

mlbtraderumors.com/2019/04/mlb-draft-rumors-orioles-adley-rutschman-bobby-witt-jr.html

>The Orioles, who hold the No. 1 overall pick in this June’s draft, currently are considering high school shortstop Bobby Witt Jr. and Oregon State catcher Adley Rutschman but haven’t made any firm decisions as to who they’ll take, per MASNsports.com’s Roch Kubtako. It’s of course worth noting that with more than a month to go until the draft, a different player could soar up the pre-draft rankings and thrust himself into the mix for the top selection. Similarly, a currently projected top pick could still give teams cause for concern and/or incur an injury. Both Rutschman and Witt were pegged as top-three overall picks in the first of what will be several mock drafts over at Baseball America, where Rutschman was projected to go to Baltimore.

Rutschman is gonna fall to the White Sox! The tank was worth it

Birds

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Now that Gallie has awakened will we see a Rags dynasty?

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I hate this argument
You can throw at the leg or the back, you don't need to hit them in the head or hand. how often do guys get hurt from being intentionally plunked? the injuries come from inside pitches hitting guys on the hand

Why do the who sux have an inordinate amount of busts?

Douche tard alert

hmmmm.... Quite the supposition quite indeed...

Bold claim. Show me the data that supports this claim.

Where's the evidence to the claim of calling him a retard? We use supportive facts here.

Hmm... I'm detecting something... Something strange... Perhaps this is chaos personified...

Facts please...wheres the evidence?... Give me the supportive claim to your thesis but be sure to keep it short and sweet... Make sure to include citations

How do I know your wishing me a good morning? Present your argument. You've supported none of what you are saying and it just looks like incoherent folly....

Had you let the data speak for itself you would have seen that the figures add up to explain your post entirely... Quite the redundancy indeed

RIP? this is an acronym that can stand for multiple variations of words.. Perhaps you didn't think your post through. We must sacrifice time for accuracy and precision to avoid unnecessary vaguities...

You are correct. I wasn't wishing you a good morning. I was simply using the common phrase I was taught in my youth as what one says to acknowledge those around them in a polite, respectful manner, that additionally recognizes the time of day of the acknowledgement. Typically, when I seek to wish any /mlb/ros anything, I will be more explicit. In the past, I have told all of those within the General that I hope they have or had a good weekend.

Quite the interesting turn of events... So you were merely running on fumes of normalcy and societal teachings of the dawn of time... I now understand... A solid argument... Well put together indeed

hey guys remember barry bonds

Who could forget the gnats juicy slugger?

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Hmm.. You've created an unnecessary ambiguity within the scope of your sentence. You should rephrase as follows:
Hey guys, do you remember Barry Bonds?

Where is based Heims today: Texas or Mexico?

>Texas
Is he joining Gallie?

I suppose that is a theoretically accurate description in the macro sense. The only intent behind my original post was, again, a polite acknowledgement of my fellow /mlb/ros, as I appreciate the generally civil, and informative exchanges that I observe at a rate I'd anecdotally describe as higher than what I generally find within other discussions on this or other boards.

I must admit, though, I am a bit concerned. You seem like a well intentioned fellow, but if you would indulge me, would you mind confirming whether or not you are pursuing this stylistic line of inquiry purely to earn to ire of Inspector Godgers? Thus far, I'd be the first to admit that you don't appear to have done anything wrong, and yet, I can't shake this intuition that you may be trying to elicit a feeling within our dear Inspector not unlike that of a raspberry seed caught between a pair of molars.

>cusb

>tfw dont even feel like posting about my team anymore except for gamethreads but am IP blocked from almost every other board including my main ones so I always find myself coming back here to this autismfest

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>>Texas
Thank you.

hmm... quite interesting... very indeed... quite... Most indeedly.

redsoxfags how the FUCK do you find a place to rent in boston

hmm..interesting supposition i see...

are you working or going to school? If you're working in the financial district I recommend living in cambridge and taking the red line in.

Don't bother moving to Boston. Too expensive even in some of the shittiest areas.

Forced meme, now laugh

I don't like this poster that uses so many periods, it leaves a bad taste in this thread of such quality

going to northeastern for a year. i can afford up to $2k a month and want to be able to walk to campus but everything is so tiny and pathetic at that price

>big red down arrow

astonishing...you saw right through me...perhaps you are Godgers? If so, please understand my intentions were not to induce anger for the sake of chaos...but anger for the sake of action and change...i feel he lost his passion...and i was put on this earth to rejuvinate that once lively intuition of his..

use one period or none, don't make me say it again.

hmm... thoughts... inspector?

Mmmm...barbs apple pie

i'm not the inspector just an user passing by, please use one period. it irks me

>perhaps you are Godgers?
Hmm, a preposterous notion, but one I am flattered to see presented. Are you going to ask if I am Clark Kent of Steven Rodgers next? Jests aside, I'm sure the Inspector will see your admission and act in a manner he sees fit. Good day to you, sir.

ha! I'm graduating from Northeastern on the 3rd. If you're okay with roommates, there's definitely people looking to sublet rooms in houses and big apartments on Mission Hill.
You could try Tremont St closer to Back Bay.
Hemenway St by Smith/Kennedy Halls have some smaller places iirc

I'll just say it:
>Cubs fans

Yes I am here and i suck huge dongs, go brewies!

i did the roommate thing for undergrad. i'm not an autist or anything i'd just rather not spend this year with wild card roommates. i've been looking in back bay and fenway and everything it's just tough to secure a spot. thanks for the advice tho

>>perhaps you are Godgers?
What happened to Godgers? Where is he? Is he with based Heims in Texas?

this thread is dumb, /hoc/ is better

We weren't always like this

/hoc/ and /mlb/ are the two most autistic generals on Yea Forums.
All generals are shit

Didn't he say his work was done? I dont buy it though. It was all so sudden. Two theories hold: either he saw a storm or the frustration of shitposts ate him alive

Post >yfw the Dodgers are elite

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what about the rings though?

How does that factor in the payrolls of teams?

>4 hours until baseball
Choose your character /mlb/

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Votto got injured last year from an intentional HBP, Acuna missed a game, literally just google it and you'll find your answer.

Anyone else staggered by these dollar amounts? Literally more than 100x the amount of money you or I will ever see in our lifetimes. It makes you really wonder about sports.

Those are just anecdotes, show me numerical proof that throwing at hitters causes injuries

>Cargo
Literally who

A good player

>He hasn't heard of cargo
First month of baseball?

oh i'm gonna floss on you /mlb/ oh yeah i am!

Clean your teeth on me?

Mmmm..gimme the old days...when we weren't worried bout politics...when we could just drink a cold slurpee and go for a nice bikeride...back when life was about fun...when people didnt care about what you did....mmmm....pick up game at the park...semicharmed life playin the background...plenty o smiles....o they stole my sunshine...

This is psychotic...fucking psychotic.

I spent my life’s work to beating these mongrel posters and now they’ve done and corrupted the minds of you all. Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

Yours truly,

Inspector Godgers

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Omigosh!

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

>I spent my life’s work to beating these mongrel posters
Is Recker a mongrel?

unironically miss those times

Sac fly to a first basemen, faggot.

>Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day
I look forward to seeing you again on the 27th, Inspector. Keep safe until then, and I'll do my best to do the same.

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Whos confirmed worst than Marlels

/mlb/ has turned to total shit. I normally don’t post in any baseball related threads anymore

no one cares "Yea Forums is burning down!" poster

what to bet on mlb?

pls make me rich otherwise ill enter your country illegally

bet the house on the Nats winning it all

Is baseball just a a game?

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not for joey gallie

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As a Rays fan, should I start panicking?

yes, Boston exposes your weaknesses to the league and to your division. watch out for the jankees

Thank god the marlins traded Christian Yelich

He sucks

bryce harper is so good at baseball lol

chicago.suntimes.com/sports/cubs-dodgers-wrigley-field-nlcs-world-series-2019/

the dodgers pounded the cubs... they beat em up!

Dodgies own ya

Rangers vs A's is a kino matchup that I always look forward to as a texas fan. As a kid the west coast start times were always past my bedtime, so I would sneak the family's storm radio into my room and listen to the games under my blanket.

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> Yea Forums is mlb
Okay kid

>"I got here in 2014 and /mlb/ is dying."
No go on tell me more about how /mlb/ has changed so drastically but not all of Yea Forums

If you change the “e” in this teams name, you’ll accurately describe what happens when they swing.
Which team is it?

Change the “e” to an “I” I mean this is why you don’t phonepost while shitting

Rids!

Comfortable. I used to do the same thing when I was a kid.

Let the rids play

the rays are getting fucking exposed lmao

It’s Mest, change to e to I and they missed the pitch ;)

rasy!

Oh you can die now asshole

rasy rasy rasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@92248444
You’re clearly just a fag. Enjoy the reply

oh die in a pit

@ie replies omigosh!

I know right why don't we all exodus ourselves to discord because that's conveniently what everyone's solution is. Just go on every other board, it always starts with "dude this place just isn't what it used to be come to my discord link."Just a bunch of faggots that pretending they've been here for more than 5 years so they can have an excuse to make internet friendships. Just fuck off from Yea Forums entirely then faggot.

Pwnd and utterly destroyed him

the discord conspiracy!

domination!

If you change the “U” to an “A”, that’s what you’ll wanna use to flee the scene of this teams style of play.
What team is it?

Cubs

winner that one was too easy

3-team trade:

Brewers receive: Trevor Bauer and Joey Gallo
Indians receive: Corbin Burnes and Nomar Mazara
Rangers receive: Jesus Aguilar and Eric Stamets

>No Sox-O's gamethread
It's the middle of the 5th, what the fuck.

>who sox
>fans

What about Baltimore. Did they all die after the postseason collapse?

Was driving in the storm
besides I still can't make threads anyways

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>cusb

Haha you’re mad and gay

How has buxton not repeatedly concussed himself from knocking his head against outfield walls

came here looking for the same.

pretty much the only reason to come here now, to look for the gamethread
posters like inspector godgers and the shitstorm they've created have ruined /mlb/

>Royals winning against rays
>Just lost 3 to the yankees

Is the royals yankees broship still going strong?

Sounds like you need to head straight back

Why not.

Anybody watching D-Bag at Pirats?

No.

just tuned in. glad i did LMAO

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nyy v laa

I'm glad you did too :^)

is pittsburgh a miserable place to live?

Hmm...

>this post
>D-bags proceed to score 6 runs in the inning
wew lad, please tune into more D-Bags games

I tuned in cuz the Dodgers play the pirates soon and I know next to nothing about them. How did they manage to snag 1st in NL central? Looked like some three stooges defense

>mfw I closed my on the pittsburgh pirates ml before that clusterfuck happened
baseball is weird as shit tbqh, I respect it but it's not good for gambling imho. i know shit about it btw so please forgive me for this post.

>my bet*

Just bet the over on Yankees games if it's less than 9 points

My cousin is a bookie and says baseball isn't a sport you should ever bet on

>sport where teams go on winning and losing streaks all the time
>bad for betting
Nigga wut

t.doesnt gamble

>baseball the only sport where teams spend millions of dollars on analytics departments to predict the outcomes of scenarios is bad for betting on

HEIL KEPLER

betting on ballgames is for crazy people. props are fun, though, strikeouts have paid me pretty well this season

BURDI?

BREWERS MORE LIKE POOERS LMAO

*spits*
scumbag

where were you when the sewers were exposed

*spits*
idiot!

Lold when I shouldn’t have

RIP Nick Burdi

Gallie time

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Yeah, had a couple entertaining ABs with the bases loaded. Surprised the Benny Hill theme wasn't playing.

What happened?

>Yelich being exposed as a Dome Baby.
Hilarious

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oh go fuck yourself

He should have used Braun's steroids. Oh wait, roids didn't help Braun field outfield balls.

Imagine a Cubs fan talking shit. Someone cut the power in boystown.

>rags

The Pirate's defense is fun to play against.

Cubs: Had a bibically bad start with their pitching staff, look to stablize so they're going to be at threat, but still haven't recovered from their starting record

Brewers: Started off extremely well but are currently crashing and burning, Given their offensive production, they look to be home stadium babies, especially Yelich who got all his home runs at Miller Park

Cardinals: Consistently inconsistent decent pitching but when they go on a cold streak, they are ice cold.

>Resd

Pirates are in front because they're playing above .500 baseball, but don't expect them to be contenders for the NL Central, especially because their defense is trash.

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What a great webm.

haha holy shit

yeah Im thinking the birds are back

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Although to be fair, Wrigley Field is in its own special category for fucking with defenses.
cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-04/19/4867ba0b-2a1345dc-e0b497b3-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

Not so fast!

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>still in fourth place
yikes

I smell fear, and crystal meth.

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I smell free beer and wrigley piss

The brewers remind me of the 2014-2015 jays

2014-2016*

So you admit you steal booze and have a water sports fetish, as expected of meth heads.

Why are the Phillies so bad bros

Injuries aside, they made clown FA signings by not getting a single starting pitcher.

i also miss tim lincecum

sorry I didn't mean to take the banter that far

METS WIN

Hahaha get fucked Philthy

lol where the fuck is lindor

>Harper ejected
>Philshits get btfo

3 3 0 M I L L I O N
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn it Suzuki

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No, I'm sorry sir

I'm also sorry for apologizing when I had no place in your conversation. I just felt it was necessary to apologize for him.

>Shitdelphia """"""super star""""""

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That was a clear ball. Harper has perfect plate vision
But yeah keep memeing like idiots

Good game Mets. Stay mad Philthies.

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Loools SO glad MY White Sox didn't sign this guy!!

No kidding, what a shit contract that will turn out to be.

Oh you can die now asshole my apology was sincere

what happened? why'd Harper randomly get ejected?

>Eloy Jimenez: -0.5 WAR
>Bryce Harper: .5 WAR

OH NONO NONONO STFU whos fag you aren't allowed to talk at all.

Sorry sir I made a mishap in judgement. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me it would be much appreciated. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Enjoy Peeloy Bustmenez

No trade backs!

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He was shouting shit to the Ump from the dugout. Ump wasn't putting up with his bullshit so he ejected Harper right there.

>43 million
>330 million
LMAO try harder philthy

I'm sorry it won't happen again

>bruce hooper and muh cheese steaks

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A blatant abuse of power. Umps should be banned.

Phillies: 12-10
whos: >8-12

Last placed teams aren't allowed to post here. Fuck off whosfags.

They aren't last though.

Sorry sir

You are now remembering this.

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>tfw no cheese steak

Why are philthies fans picking a fight with white sox fans?

Who sux fags once again exposed as the worst fans.
March: Throw a month long tantrum after not signing Machado or Harper
Now: WE DIDN'T WANT THEM ANYWAYS

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES!!!!

PEELOY BUSTMENEZ KEK PEELOY

Eloy? More like Sheloy

You fucking thug

The post that destroyed shitcongofags.

>be Phillies fan
>Don't give a shit about Bryce
>only watching for my boy Rhys

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Based and Rhyspilled

>Eloy Jimenez: -0.5 WAR
Yikers!

>philthy is so bad they resort to picking on the who's

Mets own Phillies

>be philly
>lose

They deserve everything they get.

How's Degrom doing?

How does second best feel?

>Bryce Harper was born on October 16, 1992 (age 26 years)
>tfw older than Bryce Harper

JUST fucking kill me already, God

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Peeloy lol

OLDIES KEK OLDIES!!

Concerned third party here. We should stop making fun of the White Sox. They are the most loyal fans in baseball.

What's an example of how catchers will change their signs when a runner is on second base? We all know 1 finger is typically fastball so does it change to breaking pitch?

Is Vlad going to make his debut tomorrow night?

He's probably younger than everyone in this thread.

Welcome to professional sports, where everyone is ~18-28. Once you pass 30, your career is basically over.

TROUT WALKOFF HOME RUN INCOMING

>Once you pass 30, your career is basically over.
Explain Big Papi then

Concerned 4th party here. I agree.

TROUT TROUT TROUT YAKS BTFO

trouties kek trouties!!!!!!11

This post jinxed it

>he believes in jinxes
Stupid, God was clearly on the Yankees side here.

nah, I just turned 23 recently

>your team
>what game your playing right now

You think some of the people that post here are over 18? If they aren't underage they have to be special needs.

>Twisn
>can't seem to enjoy games anymore
don't know what happened

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Going to preface this by saying that anyone who says the Show 19 has godawful taste.

>red sox
>don't play games

Memeiners.
Playing actual baseball, not neckbeard vidjya games

I only play the game of life and it's set on hard knock. Sorry to disapopint your CHILDREN who might see it otherwhise.

Twins are what happened.

Not a Twins fan but they are a fun team.

cubs
I was playing through dmc series but haven't found the drive to play in the last month

Gaming is some lame shit. If your hobbies aren't gym baseball and smashing gash you're living life wrong.

I would never wear another man's name on my back. Just thought you would like to know who I am as a person. What I'm all about.

haven't been to the gym in months but I bet I'm stronger than all of you

I refer you to

Second'd. I've cut names and numbers off of my teams jerseys.

Slip on my elevator shoes, grab a dose of Ageless Male, hop in my GMC truck. They won't dare call my dick little anymore.

Any other max test playboys here have trouble finding that elusive 24 inch inseam?

This is crazy

So call me maybe?

I won't eat any sissy shit with leaves or fruit. That's why I'm thinking Carl's Jr. I love the ads where the burger is so huge and the cute girl eats it. FUCK that's my life bros

I like your attitude. With that being said, Carl's Jrs is shit tier brother

Three things I'm about. No man's name on my back. SEX with WOMEN. And BIG ASS LUNCH

Kickin' my leg like a dog after an itch. That's just me MANNING UP when I see some fuckin T-BONE STEAK!!! That's right i said FUCKIN

Are Gallo and Recker spics or other types of mongrels?

You've got good company in baseball land

oh he beans ya
and he just reamed ya
makes ya sign a subpoena
maximum sentence in sight
your plight isn't worth a fight
cus ya know he got the might
and youre too scared of the sight

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Both le goblinos

Yea Forumsstros

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Get Rekt Nigger.

Rude

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The Yea Forumsstros are spics, not niggs

>be houston
>lose

Cringe

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Look in the mirror once in your life

>be houston
>lose

Sorry

No worries, just get your shit together. Get in the game.

sorry I didn't know

M y mistake

arigatou gozaimasu

>Both le goblinos
Why “le goblinos”?

I really screwed the pooch this time

Reminder that Albert Pujols never had a bad season in St Louis. In eleven seasons there, his worst finish in MVP balloting was 5th.

Both Le Abominacions

His name is poo holes

Fair enough, he's done horribly as an A so far

He's middle aged now tho

>Rude
Why rude?

>your team!!!
>what anime you're currently watching!!!!!!

>Both Le Abominacions
Do you mean they’re both spics?

Cartoons is for queers!

Someone finally figured it out

finally someone says it

die!!!!!

Hit a little too close to home?

Get trolled bitch

Imagine coming to Yea Forums and not watching anime.

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You must be new.

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RIP ZACK COZART

The cards knew he was 2-3 years older than his birth certificate that was about as legit as obama's.

LASTELLA

YAKS LOSE

satan spotted

Based bantz

!!!!

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JUDGED

>page 5
Where is everyone?

Sorry, I was masturbating to an unkempt and mildly handicapped or slow woman shyly undressing for an audience of leering anons

in the yankees angels thread

>AL had a pitcher bat and a DH play defense
What a time to be alive.
ABOLISH THE DESIGNATED HITTER

>“I don’t think our guys were ready to play,” Arrieta said. “We were flat. The dugout was flat. The defense wasn’t good. We didn’t throw the ball well as a staff overall. We got beat.”

>'Isn’t that troubling?'

>“It’s troubling, yeah,” he said. “I’m out there doing everything I can to win a game. I need my guys behind me and they weren’t.”

Should have taken the deal to stay in Chicago Jake.

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The male display of home runs is problematic

LMAO WRONG

>The Angels lost, 4-3, to the Yanks in 14 innings. Peter Bourjos played the infield, Félix Peña ran the bases and Trevor Cahill hit. That’s all you need to know.
This is why the AL should adopt NL rules so we can see more chess moves like this.

Mike Trout and the Los Angeles Angels lost to the NEW YORK YANKEE'S TRIPLE A LINEUP.

wait a second this can't be right...all the deadspin articles told me trout was the GOAT!!!
NO!!!!

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING MLB TROUT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE HIS YEAR!!!! HE GOT PAID FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
NO!!!!!
THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING BROS THIS CANT BE TRUE THIS CANT BE RIGHT!!!!
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE MISSING THE ENTIRETY OF THEIR STARTING LINEUP AND THEY'RE BEATING THE GOAT!!!!
NOOO!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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holy shit what the FUCK is your problem!?

>trout 1 for 4 with 2 strikeouts
washed as fuck

I was yelling shit out at Bryce all game at the Rockies walkoff a few nights ago. The Philthies fans sitting next to me threw their peanut shells on me before they left. I cackled like a hyena. Shit was cash.

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Trout had one job.

Hes a fucking bum.

What job was that?

Which fucking bum gives the best jobs in MLB?

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Japanese umpire level

youtube.com/watch?v=0lprYhKcS8I

Did he died later?

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>filthies already coming apart at the seams 22 games into the season

330 million for 13 years of locker room cancer

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>330 million for 13 years of locker room cancer
kek, so true

Do we get to see Vlad tonight?

To not job.

youtu.be/vX4L2LHGs98

>cusb
>gunsmith cats

>ANIMES

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Unfortunately not

That's too bad. Has there been any news of an official day?

Anyone watching the double header?

yeah doesn't start for another 10 mins though

>gunsmith cats
>watching LGBT propaganda
Shan't.

>Hello, Darkness, my old friend...

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CUBS!

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where the fuck did all your fans go? you guys used to shitpost non-stop the oneish year you wer good, then everyone left

They went the way of Moose, Cain, Hosmer, Davis...
Our team is unrecognizable. Even Salvy is out for the year.

He finished 9th in 07 sweetie

>sweatie

what's the best board game and why is it sorry

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How many knuckleball pitchers are in the league right now?

>tfw no Dickey vs Wakefield duels

Players should shut their fucking mouths and cash their cheques fucking whiny faggots.

Based ump making lillies seethe

maybe Friday

>The look on the batter's face
>The classic sight of the manager walking out to plead
>Harper chimping in the background

>tfw your team never gets to have game threads

Sorry i didn't know

What about Merrifield?

>TOR: Matt Shoemaker out for season with torn ACL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Then make em yourself fatass

Ew I'm not autistic

If you're here you're autistic

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yeah ok buddy

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I'm sorry

It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=83sHEUUnEvs

...based!

Doesn't Seth McFarlin have better things to do?

For me, it's action shots of Zack changing his shirt mid-game

Zack is all action

Joey Gallie make me seeth

Astros desu

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>be houston
>lose

got btfo by roiding polanco yesterday

>be houston
>lose

one post to make you seethe

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houspie you're a menace!

are we still pushing this myth

This guy's impenetrable. We can't break him

Someone make the new thread, this one's a little stale

Sure thing
How about a Houston train ALL ABOARD edition?

THIS IS INSANITY!!!!

Someone make new bread, this one is still

Someone make posties

Don't forget i still own you

ALLLLLL ABOOOARRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

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>98 posters
all one poster

/mlb/ houspie and /hoc/ ted are the same poster

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>sbuc

where is bustloy and bustcad

Can't spell cringe without /mlb/

/hoc/ still owns this general i see....

this is cwazy! :33

Seethies have postied

just fuck off

I can smell all the roids after this red sox game

so is the inspector dead? and how did houspie, moe and bajp kill him?

The red sox should be taking some

>mfw every division is relatively matched save for permafaggots like Miami and Cincy

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my red sox could beat up ur dad

SORRY I MADE A MISTAKE LOOK HOW FUCKING FUNNY I AM AREN'T I SO COOL SORRY SIR SORRY!!!!! IM SOOOOOO SORRY! LMAO GET IT BECAUSE XD!!

fucking worm, you're not even funny. shut the fuck up

>Red Sox pitching

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I smell the babyposter, go back to sucking dick for freebies

They can't even beat up Baltimore. Sad for all that talent to be entirely useless.

sorry sir

idiot

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We've got a mole. Someone's intent on burning this place to the ground.

sowwy :3

joe kelly more like joe smelly

what the FUCJK

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Which is funnier : Pee or poop

your mom

>cusb

50 more posts

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cuhringre!!!!!!!!

Joe Kelly hasn't bothered showing up for the Dodgers

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based

I think that's based and dare i say it redpilled. I would imagine chicago and LA were the first teams up for the event

What the fuck is Boston's problem? How did they go from great to be the worst team in mlb? Has any other team had this fast of a decline?

too busy partying

>a-anyone but us goy

They weren't playing fortnite

>last place in the division

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jints

A crappy pitching staff
AL playoff teams are Rays, Yankees, Twins, Astros, Athletics

oh fuck you

>tfw you grew up you cheered for teams that hadnt won in anybody you knews lifetime
>tfw youve lived to see every single onf oyour team win multiple championships and your favorite teams have won at least 4+ each

there is literally no better possible outcome as a new england sports fan than what we have now

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tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

ah yes........some familiar faces at the top

>tankathon.com/mlb

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CUSB BTFO

NEW:

Houspie is back

holy shit

You asshole. Why did you have to post this? We're supposed to hate the Yankees.

found houspie

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Petition to use the houspie thread this time

>56%kees

All those who say Nay?

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Is this a reference to how they're only at 56% of their strength due to all the injuries?

>gubs

Ignore this thread

someone create the real thread at 500

>yfw the 56%kees beat the 100%troutgels

500ies are in the house!

Here go threadies Here we go *clap clap*

Someone make another houspie thread to counter the houspie thread

>your team
>your pet peeve about what nonfans think of you team

>Angels
>HURR DURR DURR WHY DOESN'T TROUT JUST SINGLEHANDED WIN EVERY GAME FOR YOU DURR HURR HUUUUUURRRR

why doesn't trout just win ever game for you

my team: red soxk
>my pet peeve: none

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Why's your defending champion team in last place?

The op image for the real thread should be pic related

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Oh these posties have done it this time!!!

saving our wins for the playoffs

that implies they even have a postseason

Because Manfredian conspiracies.

The current houspie thread is a fake because it says /mlb/ - instead of /mlb/ general -
Outed as a fake!

New thread wehen!

yeah it does

NEW:

Based

Can someone make the new? I dont want to post in houspies breadies

500 AND NEW NON SPERG THREAD

EMERGENCY MADE NEW THREAD

Who made the thread without my permission?