/nrl/ - Please Buy Our $50 Hot Dogs and Beer Edition

>Australian anthem
*mutes tv*

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Ok good.

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I was going to say Tittans deserve it but after their last game I'll say it's going back to Knights

>empty stadiums all year
>sold out because it's a fancy new stadium with meme food
consumerism was a mistake

Whats the meme food m80?

/afl/ bros, get a load of our shiny new FULL stadium

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KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEK

>flabba babba wabba jabba noonga I'm 1/100th abo so gib me some gibs

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chiko roll with chicken salt

That blonde white obese woman IS a based Aboriginal OK

>hia in under a minute

Tigers will keep this up for 15 minutes and then Peels will score 4 tries to win by 4

If I ever lose my virginity I will be done is under a minutes lads

hate westie scum teams

bitchell pooses

What's he thinking about lads

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>farah ded
RIPIP Shiggler it was good while it lasted

Is /nrl/ getting too voilent lads
I think we should go to some kid of touch system where if you're touched you're "tackled"

why don't players just pass it forward? would make it a lot easier to score

new stadium is cursed

Congratulations user you just invented touch football

all according to the script

Remember that time the media went on about how Mitchell Pierce performed a DISGUSTING SEX ACT ON A DOG, and in the end he didn't even rape it?

sure why'd you bring it up

They called it a simulated sex act iirc

Which Bollywood film is this?

tigers to score soon before it gets too obvious

>being proud of beating the poogers

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“Activate the Tigers refball”

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>tfw you lost to them

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>who wrote this script?
Kek

she's a dago

>"Who wrote this script?"
indeed le commentary man

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>the know
>SHUT IT DOWN

>tfw witnessing the beginning of the 1000 year Parra dynasty

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Feeling scared Pooly?

of Parra?

>"food for thought for the roosters"
yeah I'm sure the eastern suburbs side would love to play at the flagship western suburbs stadium, dumb fuck

Can we talk about how fucking slow Sivo is?

how long until they bring in the curtains for the upper levels?

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Me on the upper left

>"Todd were losing fans in the western suburbs to soccer"
>"don't stress gussy, it's all taken care of"

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>maxed out a 30,000 capacity stadium
congrats my nrl brethren

Unironically happy for Parra. Hope they can keep these crowds up.

My bold prediction: Parra make the top 8, possibly top 4 this year and make it to the semis

If thats a penalty they should HIA the cunt too

cant restrain the lane

Don’t ever (you) me again if you aren’t replying to me

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Honestly feel emotional bros!

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Kek

Absolute STATE of you

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Needs to be shopped into this

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Business idea bros. Just build a new stadium for every team and the crowds will keep up

Unironically this will actually happen under Gladys Berjiknluankanlaian

this will keep the "fans" coming back

Based Maria Sharapova taking us through the menu at Wankfest stadium

nrl.com/news/2019/04/22/feast-your-eyes-on-bankwests-food-options/

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Based NRL bringing in health food trends to keep the based female audience turning up. Hope Greenbergs friends daughter approves of this move.

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Kek nice. We need one of these for every team that we can add to

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Winning by 50-odd doesn't change the fact that Parramatta have not won a premiership since 1986. Pathetic.

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>couldn't keep wests scoreless
sad!

glad I sold Lane and Sivo 2 weeks ago

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Nice. I’ll save this as the Eels template

Have we got a Broncos one?

don't think so but I'm sure we'll get one sometime this year

Have we got a Broncos one? I’ve got some pics to add to it

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Literally hivemind. Same comment word for word wtf

>comment
Back you go.

He's an ethnic Manchurian.

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comment
/ˈkɒmɛnt/

noun
1.
a verbal or written remark expressing an opinion or reaction.

Kys shiteshift

ALL I WANT IS CHIPS DADDY

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thx m80 didn't know what a comment was

*banks the two points*

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can someone explain to the cherry evans standing over someone and yelling meme, what match is it from
t. freshie

He's not standing over anyone, he'd bending over to get fucked in the bum by big dark men (probably with soft hands)

There was a game I think last year against the Roosters where Manly were getting flogged 50-0 and DCE came out in the second half warming up with these stretches looking like he was getting ready to get reamed in the arse and it looked really funny so >we screencapped it and shopped it into everything. You can probably find the thread in the archives

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lol, always thought the idea was him abusing someone he'd just heemed

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This is what I imagine most /nrl/ posters look like.

No. Here are the other pics. I went and found the archived thread. We’ll shop these into a manly defeat photo

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I don't have that much hair left

Oh nah it mustve been before that game because its the OP pic of the thread that day.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/86469507/#q86470131

Its a pretty historic thread. This one had the guy who predicted the grand final outcome about five months out

yeah I was looking around then too because that's the most recent blowout poosters womanly match I found

>The cost of last year’s coaching saga has taken its toll as The Daily Telegraph reports the Panthers Group lost close to $6 million in 2018.
>The NRL grants all clubs $13 million per season, but the Telegraph is reporting the Panthers needed a handout of $5.9 million from the Panthers’ licensed club to break even in 2018.
kek

Should I delete my Facebook or not?

>never had a boyfriend
huh? what?

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I've not had one for about 3 years, don't really miss it.

They spared no expense lads

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I wanna fuck both of their mouths so fucking hard

Keg

Officially obese, lads.

It's because they invested heavily in building their new Centre of Excellence. Stop falling for Buzz Rothfield's bullshit.

trip on danny

Girls don't like that, they want to be told they're beautiful and to be held tight and be swept off their feet because they're delicate beautiful amazing flowers who need to be cherished. You've been watching too much porn.

Tipping the scales at a very healthy 109 kilograms for my height of 5'9.

You need power walking son

...

6'1, 106kg reporting in.

yeah nah Richo and all his underage victims are on your hands

Captained Gutherson and was going to loop Bateman but forgot to take the captaincy off Gutherson before the game :(

>Josh Reynolds
>respect women and be a gentleman
This is making me dizzy

Wtf is a centre for excellence? Is that where they boot all the sluts?

sweet chilly philly is a bit of a rip off, lads.

Training complex
Fields, gyms, meeting areas etc

Why didn’t they call it a training complex? Why all the orwellian bullshit? Was it Gus? Gus authoritarian leadership style. Rules with an iron fist

>Orwellian

Nice buzzword. Back to kiddo.

I’m in the 70’s tbqh

I'm living in the 70s
I've got a mouth full of jizz.

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Meanwhile ours is thriving lads

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/nrl/ meetup when, lads?

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It's tomorrow in Brisvegas, you didn't get the family invite?

imagine what she looks like naked haha

They're on to me lads

for me, it's the asian options like dim sum and spring rolls

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I wanna fuck her in the mouth

I want her to smile at something I said to her

We’re meeting up at the ANZAC day game

My mates mum got 6/8 and has never watched a game in her life. Whats your excuse?

I give her tips while she helps my tip

I told him you said that and he said maccas carpark in Lakemba in 5 minutes

Fuck. Please don’t bash me. I actually meant tips as in I tip her like a waitress because she is such a stunning, witty angel of a woman

He forgives you and you are once again welcome in the /nrl/ family.

/nrl/ on a bunch of snivelling cowards watch

maccas/brothel run on the cards

Anzac Game >>> RSL >>> maccas run >>> Brothel (all the virgins can lose their virginity)

My dream cum true
>having friends and lose my virginity
You tease me so brother

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mackay bro you here?

Why would you want maccas after eating at the rsl

you will be hungry after vomiting up all that shit tier rsl """food"""

Last rsl I went to I paid 24 bucks for the worse chicky snzitty I've ever had and maccas would have been better and cheaper. I want my nuggies before I lose my virginity as well.

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you now remember _lazarus_

My thing is going to the brothel with a big bag of maccas and eating it while I get my dick sucked and then she gets on top and rides my cock while I stuff my face with burgers, nuggies and fries.

Runaway bro you here mate?

Do you like wear a condom when you go to the brothel, you must right cause like there has been 30 guys before you there and that would be gross

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Yea lad whats going on

I only fuck good looking prostitutes so I never wear a condom. I love cumming inside good looking women that I paid to take it.

Yeah, prostitutes provide the condoms. Most of them fear getting/giving STDs as much as their clients do. Its against state law for them to offer sex without protection, but the really desperate ones will offer it in private for extra money.

Based desperate whores doing anything for money.

God bless whores.

/nrl/ on brothel connoisseur watch

Thanks for the info, I still live in a small town and word would literally get out if I went to a brothel in town even though they're all Chinese.

just fuck your sister then

Assuming you’re old enough to drive, just go to the nearest big town where they don’t know you. Tell your parents you are going for a job interview

>land of the free
>brothels illegal
>go to a brothel and get arrested by a swat team and imprisoned for 20 years no parole

>Tell your parents you are going for a job interview
KEK my /nrl/ family know me so well

I'm going overseas in a couple of months I'm probably going to get a decent one while there. I'll keep you posted.

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cant stop watching shemale selfsuck videos

I bet the poorm self suck but I've heard from a friend that when you self suck it's more of a feeling that you're sucking a dick rather than getting your dick suck which made me end up in the hospital with a broken back just like who ever was relevant in the sport that we watch to not get me banned for this off topic poost

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If you go to some third world shithole because its cheap (Thailand, etc.) you could actually end up with an STD or worse because they might not have condoms or be infected with something

Never get your dick inside without a condom, especially if overseas

i really want to suck a dick. i dont know if i want to suck a guys dick or a girls dick though. not really into manly looking men but i love girly guys. just wish we lived in a place like brazil where shemales are plentiful.

just going to declare a /gayfl/ invasion so they don't wake up and make fun of us lads

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just move to Brazil then. Or Melbourne

theres literally nothing gay about sucking a girls dick, you abo faggot.

>tfw /nrl/ is more active talking about brothers at 11pm than during a game

Ok fine I want to suck a girls dick too

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brothel* can't even blame autocorrect on that one

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this webm gets me every time

we’re all brothers in this family

when i look at a good looking guy like cooper cronk i dont want to suck his dick or fuck him or have him fuck me. but when i see a cute feminine looking guy or a full blown shemales, my mouth starts watering at the thought of sucking their dick and licking their smooth feminine balls.

so as you can see, i am not gay.

Why was he so flustered? Was this the origin loss game?

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Cowboys vs Storm last week

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Fuck she has gotten so fat, she looks great here

Watching Luo Dong, lads.

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Of course. After the broken leg incident

>mfw reading someone thinks they're not gay even though they want to suck dick

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i hope todays game didn't kill her

I was wrong. it was after the Tigers meme win against the Broncos

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Literally me if I was handsome and had the courage and balls to go anywhere alone but I don't have any friends so I don't go anywhere.

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implying this faggot hasnt sucked a hundred dicks with his footy faggot mates

Jesus mate settle down we're having a friendly discussion about self sucking here., Matty Johns is a straight guy like the rest of us.

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i miss him lads

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Ok one of my fav webms I've seen it's fucking perfect, post more my brother from another country, ANZAC day approaches I love you

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>half kiwi

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WHY ARE TWO ANGLES LIKE THAT ALONE I WOULD BUY THEM SO MANY HOTDOGS

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>neet kiwi kills the thread with nrl related webms

>he attracted the jannys attention
WHEN WILL THE BRONCGODS WIN AGAIN
But actually for real though we do the BroncGODS suck recently?
I heard one of the commentators say we have the youngest teams this season.
Is Bennet that good that we fold when he's gone.
WHY WHY DO WE SUCK

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>archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/bron2/
>deleted his own post

lmao the state of this freshie

Seeing all my poosts is a bit weird but heart warming at the same time lads
ooo oo search this one

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what does this expression convey?

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>This is the third time in the past four seasons and fourth time in their history the Knights have started with one win or fewer from their opening six matches. The previous three times (2005, 2016 and 2017) have seen the Knights finish with the wooden spoon.
Lock it in boys

After tonight I'm going with Tigers spoon

Tigers aren't even close to Knights and Fullwogs in regards to the spoon race at the moment which really drives home how shit the two are

NO ONE HAS TOLD ME WHY BRONCGODS ARE SUCKING THIS SEASON

Same reason GOATcastle are sucking, shit coach and shit atmosphere

/nrl/ on living throughout the night watch

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This thread will hopefully last lads I tried my best. Go the stockmencucks

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/nrl/ on insomnia down under watch

Thoughts of my dear GOATcastle collecting another spoon thanks to lackluster coaching and gutless on-field performances keep me up at night, I can't help it.

just got back from the gloryhole, lads.

hows your jaw lad

What's the story with Ponga? Is he cool with playing fullback, or is there a problem? I wouldn't worry too much about losing to GC last week, they're (GC) on a roll and they'll come close again next week regardless of who they play.

Ponga is elite but the team has zero alternative attacking options so he gets targeted even more than a normal playmaker would. Still manages to do pretty well, though ever since media highlighted how every play was 'give it to Ponga' it's like the team has deliberately not given it to him as much and so GOATcastle has gotten even worse.
He seems to like Newcastle but I reckon another spoon will result in him jumping ship

Certain that Ponga wants to try rah rah over the ditch. He's eligible for NZ.

Top 4 prediction:
- Roosters
- Storm
- Souths
- Parra

Top 8 Prediction:
- Dragons
- Sharks
- Raiders
- Broncos (broncos get refballed into the 8)

John Candy is back?

Maybe she’s just waiting for Mr. Right to come along and has really high standards

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GIMME ME UNGY JACKS
NAOOW

>entire team are 20 year old qld cup tier coconuts

Seibold fell for the wallabies meme with getting big strong fobs in early

>St George Illawarra forward Tyson Frizell is likely to continue wearing a protective cup until the end of the season for peace of mind after recovering from surgery for a ruptured testicle.

Can't blame him. I've not been hit in the balls since I was 14 and it still makes me worried

Will Chambers play origin this year?

>“Chalk and cheese mate”
Does DCE even know what that phrase means?

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$1 hamburgers @ maccas lads

Looks like a fucking root rat

Double cheesburgas?

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Why can't one of Megan's spectacularly beautiful friends–whose long slender arms she hangs off and warm inviting laps she perches on at every social function–set her up with one of their single guy pals?

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Real talk. Forgotten in all the coach swapping business, Mcguire has been an understated loss for the broncpoos

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can't stop myself from eating chocolate easter eggs

>facebook

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>install

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I dont get it. Who is that pic?

Panthers & Gus have parted ways.

the 5 year plan is already done?

hard work running a brothel and doing commentary

poothers finally boot the slut

okay this megan bird is obviously a fucking dyke

I wish I was a dyke

its 2019, you can be. just tell women that you are trans and you are a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

BOOTED

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Poothers on 2020 premiership watch

post your best local insta thot

RELEASE THE PEEM PISTS ALREADY

Sitili

>the straw that broke the camels back
Cronulla literally broke Phil Gould after their 7th straight win
Flanagan must be chuckling to himself

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Our noble heroine who partners with our hero to slay the dragon

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>rejoins poothers in 2011
>booted just two years before his 10 year plan delivers an era of dominance
Why is life so cruel lads?

I heard from a very reliable sauce that Gould is being investigated for child trafficking and sex with young boys and that is why he is stepping down.

For me, it's diane sauce

For me, Its Diane Kruger

Final reserve Haas or Crichton?

Sitili

>pisstrell pootrell wearing the 6

lmao this should be a good round to make my way back up the rankings with all the shitters getting expoosed with having statpaddingbabbys like shitrell having to play out of position

Based shitter

pooton pookora is out too

lmao shitters on shitwatch

now is the time for us 80kgang to rise up

Lad you'd best be playing both

Jesus Christ, Shiggy I can taste the salt.

>Lad you'd best be playing both
I have Twal, Lane, and Mahoney, definitely want to play the Eels players against Newcastle, normally wouldn't play Mahoney but the matchup is too good

Imagine not being able to cover Nikora's absence. This speculation that RTS is in doubt is scaring me though.

how come there is taiwan but not taitwo?

>be named emre guler
>play league

wogball on pooicide watch

>shiggy
>80kgang

lmao no, all you statpadding shitters in the top 20% are going to get BTFO this round when us bottom percentile BEASTS rise up and take advantage of the shitters being put on shitwatch

>he thinks GOATcastle won't bounce back
I reckon Haas but post the rest of your peem m8.

leilua needs to play origin this year

Lad there is only one player in our league outside the top 80K and his side not only does NOT feature the shitters you listed, but also DOES have pootrel.

im not your gay le epic Yea Forums league, faggot. im in it to win the major prize and thats it.

>Nathan Brown has kept faith in the same 17 which was humbled by the Titans last week with Connor Watson keeping the five-eighth job and Mason Lino among the reserves. The under fire coach will be hoping senior men Pearce, Klemmer and Glasby can give a vocal home crowd something to cheer about as they look to restore some pride.

>he thinks he can win from 80K at the 1/4 mark of the peason

Holy kek this guy lads

What's his IQ, lads?

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Why don't the knights just win instead of lose?

really attracted to masculine women, lads.

Nathan Brown just looks like the sort of person that has no idea what he is doing. He might as well have "I have no idea what I am doing" tattooed on his forehead.

Just a reminder that im better than you at poopercoach and im only making 1 trade

about to listen to some gy!be followed by some burzum

trannies shouldn't be allowed to get breast implants or chop their dicks off

thoughts?

>tfw your uggo hapa plus one lands the australian halfback and you're a nordic goddess stuck still single and barren at 35
How does she handle all the other Fox Sports girls ballooning and popping out kids playing happy homes with their newly wed husbands? Every day at work must be torture with baby and hubby talk.

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looking for cybill troy asmr videos

based cherie deville on the right in the third pic

this woman exclusively eats pussy and gets plenty of it

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What a waste

>holy crap louis! It's sitili tupouniua

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like this if you read it in his voice

>*Family guy intro ends*
>*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV*
>*Ding dong*
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
>*Peter opens the door*
>sitili tupouniua: hey Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, sitili tupouniua!
>Brian: Holy shit, sitili tupouniua? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>*scene where sitili tupouniua is fighting Islamic terrorists while Megalovania plays*
>sitili tupouniua: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure had a BONE to pick with me!
>*everyone but Meg laughs*
>Chris: it’s great to have you back, sitili tupouniua!
>Meg: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>*sitili tupouniua uses his psychic powers to throw Meg into the roof*
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>*Stewie turns towards the audience*
>Stewie: personally I prefer de belin, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit

Didn't read a word of that gay (not meant as a slur against our homosexual friends) shit

Mate

>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: sitili tupouniua is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure sitili tupouniua is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on sitili tupouniua's neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!
>sitili tupouniua leans forward, vomits a bunch of blood, and then falls back dead again
>Peter: Up, no. It was just a convulsion.

Imagine watching a seppo cartoon and then writing fanfic in a nrl image board

read that in all their voices

Plato said that artistic inspiration is caused by demonic cicadas.

Plato was a poofta mate glad they took his planet away

Family Guy is /ourshow/

sneed

kek'd hard

Why didn't they have faith in his 25 year plan?

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Gus probably drank shitty ice coffee oak instead of based vanilla malt oak

>drinking oak at all

it must suck living in constant hungry thirsty you dumb cunt

does bankwest even have a branch or ATM outside WA?

dare > oak

only virgins will disagree

They shouldn't be allowed to claim that they're actual women. All that other nonsense is just self mutilation.

>Sri Lankan authorities say initial investigations show the Easter Sunday bombings were in retaliation for last month's Christchurch mosque shootings.

>Lois: Petaaah, I cant believe you killed him!
>Peter: Whatever. He’s irrelevant. For me, it’s big dick /cric/ and the elite and muscular /afl/.
>*cut to Peter batting for the Aussies*
>*he gets hit by the ball and dies*
>*cut to Peter’s corpse being flossed on by GAJ*
>GAJ: Izzy Folau did nothing wrong.

now that's a fanfic I can get behind

We should all put on hijabs and cry just in case

Losing to the Titans is more embarrassing

wtf man...

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I wanna fuck her in the mouth while she mumbles about how all men are pigs

OP for the next Broncucks game lads

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We need to shop boyd sliding across the top of his head

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just put the pledge up ladies

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Kek. This has so much potential. We can make a tally on the fridge of games lost

oh nononono

$10 goon lads

>not shopping a xxxx magnet on top of the cutout
>not shopping the black stripes on the bee into broncos maroon
>not shopping the baby pictures into former broncos like lockyer, tallis, webcke etc.
Good start but could use improvement. Also that handbag obviously does not belong to a broncvirgin.

DCElite knows all.

t. 32 year old virgin neet broncucks cuckstomer posting from his immigrant parents basement

I like it but as an /afl/ aficionado I don't know enough to change it any further

trip on dayshift

29 is the canon virgin broncos supporter age m8

Poasa Faamausili

Siuatonga Likiliki

>Pooassa

But I'm 30 now

laffingoat, owls of minerva, munster dumpster, cucktric crusaders, donkey punchers, richoids, cowbucks, b1g_guys, and tipsout are all the same person.

Based us

no shit cazzie

Nightshift aka dayshift aka richo aka danny aka Ivan you here lad?

Love me an old meme but updated to 2019

also danny's team

GOATcastle into the MKR GF

ah, the spoonb owl

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I am so fucking alone

Richo ya pedophile how's it going mate

is b1g_guys nightshits peem?

I am here

Liar

ah, the pedo

how is it so easy to btfo one trippy over and over again?

user peasants have been obsessed with tripGODs since the dawn of time

I demand to be made a United States citizen today away from these weak, vile, pathetic cowards of this craphole country.

balding and just want to die?

getting fatter and balder every day lads

>danny is a /brit/cunt
filtered

I found tim via /x/

>current round 12 players: 12
>current round 16 players: 8
JUST

why are they discussing tim on /x/

lmao at the envious supercoach podcast hosters constantly telling elite muscular DCElite owners to sell as if he isn't a keeper until the end of the year

I am an overall player

It was a thread about insane people documenting themselves on youtube.

autosage test

how's are Tim doing anyway
Haven't been on /brit/ in yonks

what is their reasoning for dce not being a keeper?

Pretty calm now. They put a building site next to him which pissed him off and made him freak out one day and claim that he was being racially persecuted.

cheers for the answer fuckhead

go into depth about the racial persecution (please)

Happy Birthday Paul Vaughan.

youtu.be/bOOMhL73YqI

grim stuff

The only reason to sell DCELITE is because hes very likely to be playing origin and you think hes going to have a couple of mediocre games and crash in value. The problem is that there isnt anyone you'd want to jump onto now thats playing rd 12 at HB. There isnt anyone in general at HB to replace him with

adam reynolds

Fucking interdimensional reptiles

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I wanted to do SC but the website said I have too much virginity :(

I did SC once, I didn't like it made me feel weird afterwards

>Australia, New Zealand and England headline the 12 nations to feature in a World Cup nines tournament confirmed by the NRL on Monday. Papua New Guinea, Tonga, Fiji, France, Samoa, Wales, Lebanon, Cook Islands and the United States are the other nine nations. The event will be held at Wankfest Stadium on October 18-19.

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youtube.com/watch?v=srjbfOwd1Jk

Wish mate

youtube.com/watch?v=ShQfeDjmcZY

>The Waterboy's - Fisherman's Blues
youtu.be/T6cD-0xvgLE

>The man who should be running the NRL

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Based

>Cleary demanded Gould be sidelined as one of the prerequisites for his return, with the club restructuring its football department to ensure the coach no longer reported to the general manager.

Cleary is a man who keeps to himself. His confidence is hard won. When news first surfaced last year that he might return to Penrith few who knew him could believe it given his disdain for Gould.

He never forgave Gould for sacking him. The official line that Cleary was “tired” explained the abruptness of his sacking and explained Gould’s sudden realisation that Cleary did not have it in him anymore to coach.

The lesser known story was that Cleary made the mistake of confiding in someone he should not have confided in. He complained about Gould’s interference with the football team and how he prevented him doing the job he wanted to do, in slightly more colourful language. Cleary’s mistake was that his confidante took the gripe straight to Gould and Cleary was called in for a meeting.

“Have we got a problem?” he asked Cleary. Cleary said no. Gould mentioned what he heard. Cleary denied it. Maybe Gould believed him. Maybe not. Maybe a little salt and pepper was added to the version Cleary told and Gould heard. Maybe Cleary really was tired. Within days Cleary was gone, sacked because he was tired.

Cleary stewed on his sacking. He was paid out with a year to go but he never forgave Gould. He believed he was building towards a premiership. He believed Gould took that opportunity from him.

It depends now on whether or not the players will play for the coach and by play I mean actually try to win some games

youtube.com/watch?v=eeSBWpyIib4

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>what any woman who catches sight of my hideous face and obese, misshapen body does

I sincerely hope that Penrith shit the bed this year, miss the 8 and fuck up even worse in the years to come

Georgina Gardner is simply not designed to be the host of a breakfast TV timeslot. It's like having an AFL player commentating on a rugby league game - it just don't work. She has no humour, no wit, no banter, all she does is raise her eyebrows and poo poo any jokes made by the other team members. She is like the married woman on a single girls weekend away. The hand brake. The non-drinker on a pub crawl. The vegan at a BBQ. She just doesn't belong there and she has ruined the entire show with her mere presence sadly. She is the grandma undies on the 20 year old smoking hot girl. She is no fun whatsoever and should be shifted back to read the news, for 4 minutes, every half hour. In between, the normal people can regain control of the show and actually entertain the viewers again!

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With Inglis, Slater and Boyd retired and Holmes in the NFL the Maroons have very little depth in the outside backs. Assumingly Ponga, Gagai, Oates and Chambers get 4 of those spots, but here are the "contenders" for the last one playing this weekend

>Justin O'Neil
>Enari Tuala
>Corey Allan
>Moses Mbye
>Corey Thompson
>Dale Copley
>Phillip Sami
>Brandon Elliot
>Hymel Hunt
>Edrick Lee

And the ones who are injured
>Kyle Feldt
>Nene Macdonald

Not exactly great depth isn't it? They're probably going to have to put Morgan at centre again

quality of posts in this thread is lower than usual if that's even possible

The maroons should call up based Julia to play

>tfw no jockey gf

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Why do the Dragons have three (3) captains?

why would you post a horse riding another horse?

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this bitch needs a good bashing and a raping

Just reported your post to the AFP. We don't tolerate threats of violence and misogyny here.

this bitch needs a good bashing and a raping

>abusing a serving member of the defence forces on ANZAC eve
Repent

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For me, it's Amber.

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god i wish those toes were in my mouth

gross

>brown switched poonga back to fullback to insulate him from social media criticism
200 IQ coaching here

GOATcastle dynasty over

Folau m8

who /dawnservice/ here

do yourself a favour and never, never look up cherie deville without makeup

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>which one is the horse lmao

cheire deivblie

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*cherie deville

More like yawn service. Hard pass.

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>Rick and morty
Jesus christ

This pig doesn't compare to beautiful Megan.

still chuckling about that family guy post yesterday

Well well well

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>tfw I already have 13 players for rd 12.
Not including the locks for origin either. The 50k is literally going to be mine, but keep listening to sangster and co telling you to jump onto some other fotm instead of bye planning

>Darius Boyd says Brisbane's 18-year-old halfback Thomas Dearden is "pushing down the door" for his NRL debut as first choice halves Anthony Milford and Kodi Nikorima have a genuine threat breathing down their necks.
>Dearden, who is now in Brisbane's official top 30 squad after turning 18 in March, has been named on the extended Broncos bench ahead of Saturday night's clash with the Cronulla Sharks at Suncorp Stadium
>That is a sign from coach Anthony Seibold that the former Australian Schoolboy is close to a call-up.
>not a coconut
Is that a ray of sunshine peaking from behind the clouds lads?

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BIG CROATIAN COCK

ok nightshit you here lad

Ponga named at fullback against Parra on Sunday

what's up

>its all the halves fault that pissbin are losing

lol

m.dailymercury.com.au/news/rugby-league-star/3058307/

The

Melbourne

Incels

are

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCC

What happened to O'Sullivan?

dawn serbice:DDDDDDD

>/afl/ dies overnight
>/nrl/ lives on
absolutely based

jerkin off for da anzacs lads

>Josh Dugan streams on twitch

Rugby League is an international sport la

is he any good

*dabs for the anzacs*

NRL has mateship
Afl has hateship

just want to die lads
also I'm balding 109kg and have no gf

love all my /nrl/ mates in this thread except for tripfaggots

Today's fearless predictions:
Easts 13+
Melbourne 1-12

EXCELLENT post

>tfw no RTS

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What phone is that m8

it was a homage to the brave diggers dumb cunt

dick hurts after fapping for the anzacs lads
hope they appreciate my sacrifice

Galaxy J7

He has a preview build of Imperator Rome and was doing a roleplay campaign as the Gracchi family. Got very emotional talking about how the brothers were wronged by optimates and that it was similar to the persecutions he had suffered before tearfully revealing a new lower abdomen tattoo of himself standing in a toga at the Aventine Hill before a mob of baying news corp journalists.

Um lads can we have a ANZAC day thread, /afl/ have one and I just feel that they're going to make fun of us if we don't.

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For me it's the Daily Telegraph honouring our fallen

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Oh no. Those degeneracy loving faggots are going to try to lecture us on patroitism. How ever will we cope?

they'll be fresh bread for the matches I would expect

thanks trippy

anzacs are faggots

Indeed, our armed forces consist of all sexualities, such as straight and new zealander.

Solid bants

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Thinking the date of Anzac Day should be changed ladies

Thinking I should go get a hot and spicy 3 peice feed from based KFC lads

raiders or dceagles?

Pooly

lol

>wanting to spend anzac day with the runs
Lad take that money, go up to Coles and get something thats actually good for you.

Pooders will continue their meme run just long enough for Ricky to get resigned

This is how round 7 is going to go
>poosters
>poorm
>poodogs
>rabbitpoos
>poogers
>pooarks
>pooders
>pools

>celebrating your countrymen getting slaughtered by Turks because the brits told you to do it
uh what

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/afl/ has based Birds of Tokyo pre entertainment

/nrl/ has an extended 20 minute welcome to the country with Aunt Diane of the Tribllenatchi tribe

kek

KEK

>based Birds of Tokyo

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Really could go for some anzac bickies ladies

Got the runs from some KFC I bought lads

>Aunt Diane
Don’t do it Jimmy...

Me with my head down.

Lads while we are waiting for the /nrl/ to start today maybe we should watch some of the /afl/ first, whose with me!

she's white but she has an aboriginal face

Watching the basketball lad

RoostGODS are in the building
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1121271077848502272/pu/vid/1280x720/I9M8wk6w5Fi1ojoL.mp4

They would have gotten there quicker if they were walking faster

>0:06
HOLY CRAP LOIS

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Artillery half time show lads

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Based Coote getting the love he deserves in England

twitter.com/SuperLeague/status/1119271337783103488

Matthew Dufty to score a try and Dragons win - $20.00 @ 7

Imagine putting any money on Matt Dufty

>Go to the NZ memorial
>Do a haka

Kiwis really are a fucking meme

Business idea: dont put NRL players in suits

Like putting lipstick on a pig

Vonny looking fine. Starting to think I have an unhealthy obsession

Based Kezie cucking Jason Nightingale and holding the Jersey herself

pre game pets?

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>Keeping dogs indoors

ugh won't be coming around yours lad

Based dogs keeping muzzie poopeelanders away

Finns walk my dogs around town to scare all the peewee away ladies

Never played two up before, I called tails and it was heads, some dickhead tried to take my $20 note, told him to get fucked and left

Look at those brave men. I mean the footy players that is lads

...

I don't want ANYONE to post during this minute of silence

migrate lads

Latrell finna teach these white bigots a lesson on their invasion day

>can't even cap a thread
Poothetic

hate gays

Basado

You shouldn't hate yourself m8, that's not healthy