Showing his footage to non-football fans isn't even fun because everything he does is so minimal that it looks like...

Showing his footage to non-football fans isn't even fun because everything he does is so minimal that it looks like what he is doing is simple as fuck and they don't realize the absurdity in skill of this man when he does that.

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redpill me on this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=OASaJVMg__I

he keeps the ball glued to his foot and he dribbles as if he is 2 steps ahead of everyone. It's like he can predict the next two movements you're going to make beforehand

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>I miss the old messi

>HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE LATEST MESSI GOAL?
>MAGICAL MESSI!!!
>OMG DID YOU SEE THAT FREE KICK?!?
>IM TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH SOMEONE THAT I WILL NEVER MEET,I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY KIND OF INTERACTION,I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY REAL BENEFIT -BE IT SPIRITUAL OR FINANCIAL-,AND MOST OF ALL,I WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

There's nothing more that says INCEL than being obsessed with sports,yeah faggot we all watch something once in a while.stop fucking slurping over anyones ass,it doesn't make you cool in any way.

Retarded fucking monkeys you disgusting creatures I would rather fist my own ass than become what kind of abomination you are.

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holy fucking based greece

soccer player/tax cheat/full of tattoos

who hurt you, darling?

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Are paying your debts, Samaras Kolinocopus?

seethe harder

saying shit like that but at the same time he WILL chimp out over greek super league teams that are not even europa league tier

>2:41
guy feels the tremors of the grass like a snake

You should focus on paying debts rather than waste time writing up some seething tldr bs

I've watched maybe 3 full games of soccer, and I thoroughly enjoy messi highlights. He's clearly a pro's pro.

>all that projection

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dribble drobble leprechaun. Killed his wife's bf.

are you ok, bro?

My mom has barely seen any soccer in her life and she was instantly amazed by how the ball seems to stick to Messi's feet when he dribbles.

This is true. I used to casually watch some Messi videos on YouTube, but never watched any leagues so I never understood really why Messi was so good.

those tv pundits should talk more about this one than the dribbles.
plus that perfect ball he passed on aguero's head for that goal against france

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