/afl/ - Easter Monday Edition

eastern cowcats

internet slowed for me lads

>reddit
>people having a good time sharing anecdotes from country footy
>all about supporting your team, sharing OC and having fun meme threads
>Yea Forums
>POO PEE POO PEELONG MELBSHIT PEEMONS KEK CARLTON POOS XDD HAWKROACHES XD PEEMANTLE
I know where I'd rather be

Another nothing GOT episode

Because Jesus was crucified on Friday afternoon and was raised Sunday morning.

You do it every day, user.

go there then

good for you. go back then

Do you reckon they've built a ramp to get Bran out of that courtyard yet?

So why we got Monday off?

have an 8:45am wednesday ticket to endgame lads

omg LOL the dog was owned by a Finley supporter hahaha what a tale

I'm surprised nothing has leaked yet.

I dunno, lol

there was a five minute leak by a saudi last week m8. saw it, big spoilers, but idc

Predicting Aints scrape in at 6 and bundle out in the Semi Final after a "gutsy" elimination final win.

so this year's """""elite"""""mons

>be called the Cats
>nickname yourselves "Wolf Pack"
brainlets

Easter Tuesday used to be a public holiday as well but Kennett stole that from us

malwarebytes found a threat lads
two threats now

I wanna fuck Abbey desu lads

Neither will play finals desu

quarantine that shit bruh

st kilda are still fucking shit

finishing 12th would be a good result for them

FESTIVAL OF FOOTBALL

GAJ for best on ground and a celebratory dab on the homos please.

duh m8, i'm letting it run first.
gotta get through the heuristics.

GAJ will dedicate his 42 disposal, 5 goal game to Israel Folau

finna google what heuristics means

>hawks got scully for pick 53
such bullshit

geepong are FINISHED

>Radical Leah

Why is he a radical?

skateboarding background

>allowing clarko down on the field, a known mental midget with severe aggro problems
that'll end well

>GAJ doesn't end up playing on Easter
based

Harry Taylor's only 32 but his hair is already grey

he wanted to be a boomer so bad he willed himself to go grey early

scratched me bum. Fingers smell like hawthorn now

yeah haha imagine greying at 32, could you imagine you if you started going grey in your early 20s, just imagine haha

couple of my mates already have grey streaks one is, both 30yo boomers this year

semen?

Mate...

no just general bum smell

we're off to broken hill lads

he is high fiving everyone

Unrepentant homosexuals will go to hell.

I had gray hairs in year 10, the girl sitting next to me noticed.

t. folau

Did those heathen cunts just boo GAJ?

Thanks for reminding me
>Cut finger in class and about to head to medical room to get bandaid
>Bunch of the hottest girls in class force me to sit down near them as they have a bandaid on them for some reason
>Pop a boner
>Wearing sports uniform at the time
>Hear one whisper "hehe look he's got a boner!" and the rest start laughing
>Get the bandaid on and scurry away
Horrid times

Danger tbqhwyiah lads

Real power move.

wish i got bullied by girls at school

Shall be supporting Geelong today

Have you seen Henderson? He's 30 and has been grey since at least last year

Is Gary Rohan related to Gary Ablett?

you retard... why do you think he's wearing nathan's number?

>giving up 2 goals in 30 seconds
KEK, hawks are shit

Not a fan of these digits

Sorry, I deleted it.

Thank you, need more people like you around

what are australian normies going to pirate when GOT is over?

Being home on a Monday means getting to watch Thrones at the same time as the US. This is pretty cool.

All these roach goals have been flukey as FUCK.
Getting kinda mad watching this.

>On May 1, 2018, Westworld was renewed for a third season that will premiere in 2020.

Are you saying that Hawthorn's elite kicking is meme?

Did he just pretend to such a cock to taunt Gaz?

Think he did m8, disgusting display

GAZZAAAAAA

GET FUCKED FAGGOTS

GAJ
>GAJ
GAJ
>GAJ

GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ

>Gaz got umped
Ump should expect a little less pay on his next check

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYABLETT!!!!

cash grablett by name and by nature

G A J
O
A
T

NIIIIICCCEEE GARYYYY

>doubting me
>ever

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HE IS RISEN

>Junior is evolving

westworld went to shit in season 2

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Based GAJ

THE POWER OF CHRISTIANITY ALWAYS RISES ABOVE

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AMEN

THANK YOU BASED GAJ

>tfw forgot till just recently that my gramps goes for Geelong since he came from there back in the day
Shit, they're my secondary team now

THANK YOU BASED GAJ

THANK YOU BASED GAJ

SEE

I hate country boomers

THANK YOU BASED GAJ

nice blog freshie

GAJ lads

So this is the power of Christ. Doing it for izzy

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True. But the third season might be good.

>Letting GAJ play on a Christian holiday
It's bullshit draws like this why the AFL will never be taken seriously as a competitive sport.

why do these two teams always play such kino matches?

what sports are taken seriously?

Id say this match is more of a flick

NBA, NFL, EPL, IPL and a few others.

So who are the good guys and the bad guys in this match

Good guys: The Christian Cats
Bad guys: Hawkroaches

they are both equally hateable

Cats are good guys, GAJ is being persecuted for his beliefs just like Jesus was.

Are people ready to admit that RHYS STANLEY is one of the best players in the competition yet?
Slammed it home from 60.

Easter finished yesterday m8, this is just a public holiday because reasons

Weighed myself last night and I weigh 80kgs but my arms and legs are still so skinny, I can't even wear a watch because it won't stay on my wrist properly.

Jesus died on Friday, so they have dead clubs play then (North Melbourne).
He rose again on Monday. Just like GAJ has been doing.

Is the 7HD channel in real HD?

No. Aus broadcast television tops out at 1080i.

Sunday*
He rose on Sunday, user.

been cheating in my lexulous games lads

jesus didn't rise lad, no such thing

you dont have to be christian to not like faggots

repent

Third day.
Friday: 0
Saturday: 1st
Sunday: 2nd
Monday: 3rd

nah, good opportunity to learn more words and use em in scrabble
if you can't get 400 in scrabble you're a brainlet

I can't continue to be vocal about Ablett being the GOAT since he's a homophobe so in my eyes Stanley is the new GOAT and no one can convince me otherwise.

He rose on the third day, inclusive of Friday when He was crucified
Friday: 1
Saturday: 2
Sunday: 3

did they even have days back then?

>inclusive of Friday
Nope.
If he rose on Saturday you wouldn't say he rose on the second day.

i like christbong

>up in heaven

based

>god created light on the first day
>but created the sun on the fourth day
thinking this bible might be a sham lads

>AFL theological discussion

Faggot cunt sodomite

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Those real life pokemon look creepy to be desu.

my redditfreshie friend

>Over 100 points combined at half-time
Ripper

I wouldn't say He rose on Saturday, because the Scriptures clearly say that He rose on the third day, which is Sunday.

I like you too, user

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wow both teams cant defend for shit

so interesting

>Thinking the big bang wasn't light
>Thinking the sun wasn't created billions of years (God days) after the big bang
You need to get back to Sunday School to learn how to read the bible, mate.

don't think I can cope with work tomorrow might have to end it

Only 2 days til anzac day

>Didn't take off Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday

oh if the GOD EMPEROR TRUMP is on reddit it must be based
catch you there mate

The sun isn't the only source of light, user, nor are stars.

I don't deserve so many days off

*sharts on your church pews*
Hahaha stinky *PLLLLFFFFFFFTTTTTHHHHH* hoo hoo hoo

>one of those
what did he mean by this?

>oMg I just LOVE larping as a Christian on the internet! it's just so friggin epic!!!!!!!

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Murray do you EVER think about your future?

>abbey holmes starts talking
>*mute*

based sexist poster

how's the bet looking betlady

The multi's probably gonna lose but the Geelong 1-39 looking good

Are you ok?

Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ. For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes.
>Galatians 1:10. Romans 1:16a

post the legs so far, only just started watching

they play on christian holidays m8

always used to load up on geelong 1-19 in the kennett curse era

Don't tell mum

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>unironically letting gary rohan kick 4 on you

ohnonononono
does 1-39 mean they have to win within that margin?

Yeah

for me its

>fruit created before animals

when we know the opposite is true

How the FUCK was that not kicking in danger

bad angle maybe

roughGOD

wut

How many coffees has Clarko had lately

Roach only used one of his legs.
That and they're getting kissed on the dick by the umps.
>Hold the ball 10 seconds
>Walk out of bounds
Throw it in!

Looks like Gill made the call

based myers redemption

>didn't even include miers

nearly broke that leg again kek

>connor nash on 0 disposals, 1 free kick against and 1 tackle
Name a better individual performance this season

G A J

>one of the games of the season
>/afl/ is dead as fuck

GAJ GOAT

GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ GAJ

THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

>100 points
it's over lads

typical amount of activity here freshcunt

Sicily is such a fucking cunt lmao

Did that Roach (Sicily?) just grope GAJ's junk when he was talking to the umpire then?

WRONG. We literally hit the bump limit on friday night games, not even 200 posts and its 3QT for one of the games of the season. Freshcunt

where is your god now homos?

I know I would.

game of the season was yesterday with carlton and dogs m8

Water first lads

Please kick 2 more goals peelong, can't let betfags win

>Look who's here

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>dangerfield on 20 disposals
>gunston no goals
>breust no goals
>hawkins no goals
KEK, bookies love people like you

BT agrees

What is he smelling bros?

The warm, static radioactive signals that are being sent from Gil's smartwatch to Alistair's smartwatch

>nev jetta out for 10 weeks
>steven may out until july

who did the demons piss off?

>But like gamblers, they think they'll get themselves out of a tough spot
P-Please stop lurking

>who did the demons piss off?
>demons
you already know

HABBIDING

i hope its a draw

HOLY FATHER of BASED

Not so fast

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reverse kennett curse incoming

TIM TIM TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

if the cats piss away this lead, don't go to mass tomorrow

I used to play rugby with Nash

Terrifying flag and digits

>dem 33s

>Hawthorn vs Geelong - 3:20PM @ MCG
Lad you're close but let me stitch that one up for ya
>Hawthorn and AFL Umpire's Association vs Geelong - 3:20PM @ MCG

>two touches in an entire game of football

BT get the measuring tape again

And that's the game.

they'll pay that kicking in danger though

Would love to hawk these roaches

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fascinating to learn the stripes were only 9 meters not 10

>Only 66k crowd
Are the roaches "supporters"already off the bandwagon?

Based GAJ tbqh lads

Kek, they really do

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now what?

keep this thread alive until wednesday, i guess

reddit absolutely seething over gaz lmao

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gotta admire that heart desu

following manny heffley on twitter lads

based jurrah

t. my dad

>commentators thinking gaz was being booed because of muh homophobia
He's been booed all year

>media inventing narratives
what a surprise

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how the fuck did tim worpel get this many right
can I get a copy of the script for next week mate

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ah I see it's just autopicked the aways. state of this dead poomunity

also richGOD good on you

how did you still win? find it really hard to understand these meme multibets

>Even Richo gambles
Kek, don't go gambling your life away on little kids now

It's just common sense to make a single genuine bet with a cheeky multi on the side. Don't actually think an INTELLIGENT /afl/ user would just make a multi and that's it, who would do that

so it's a part of the same bet? or made two, lost with the multi but won this one

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

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did an Easter egg hunt for all the children in my street yesterday. his the biggest egg in a very special place, only the best behaved girls got to see where it was :P

The latter

so after those four bets you actually ended up winning money overall
top fucking jej, packer must hate your guts

Ofc m8, posting every bet would be autistic blogposting but only posting the cheeky multis and getting laughed at is what makes it fun

multiGOD

Fuck you're disgusting, you belong to be here with me and my fellow /afl/ customers right guys.

hmm

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and Hitler had 1 ball was addicted to Meth and was a cross dressing faggot.

The media will drag BASED Israel Folau name through the mud because he is going against the narrative and they NEED to make an example of him before he influences more people to be righteous.

Just ate a large lindt bunny in one sitting and feeling sick now

couldn't find any milk chocolate ones at coles. just the yuck darkie ones

They're utter, hope you find a few in the post Easter madness

I've been through 4 cartons of coopers pale since Thursday night, also feeling a bit under the weather, but also considering getting another one to keep the ball rolling

utter what

Just... utter

ok this is utterly epic

kek I always thought that was for hollywood gossip

thewest.com.au/sport/rugby-union/israel-folau-preaches-against-christmas-and-easter-celebrations-in-new-vision-ng-b881166945z

> Footage of Israel Folau preaching against those who celebrate Christmas and Easter has been uncovered in the wake of Rugby Australia tearing up his contract.

> “Christmas and Easter, that’s man-made,” he says.

> “For so many years we were caught up in the world thinking that celebrating Christmas was biblical, but when you read this passage you can see what God says about it.”

yeah, very rare >we get a look in unless it's Huge Jackman's latent homosexuality, Iggy Azalea being a massive slut or Chris Hemsworth's serial cheating

wtf i hate izzie now

why is he such a preachy no fun allowed weirdo
why do the other polys defend this. he's not christian just autistian

Disappointing if true. It doesn't say anything about the truth of Christianity itself though. All I get from this is that Folau is a sinner and hypocrite - just like everyone else. This only reminds us of our own sins natures and the importance of Jesus' sacrifice.

sorry contribution to this dying poomunity

folau is a pentecostal, just like morrison, so morrison isn’t going to speak out against it. apparently the pentecostal movement has over 200,000 followers in australia, so there are a lot of votes there for politicians to appeal to.

suppose you said the same thing when pell was convicted as a pedo

"pentecostal" is an incredibly broad range idiot. It's basically just the new age revisionism bullshit that America has exported, the churches vary a lot, obviously Folau has chosen an incredibly niche retarded one
why are you bringing up morisson anyway, did you think I meant politicians by polys? top fucking KEK you utter dumb cunt

I'm not Catholic, but I suppose the same argument could apply to Pell to some degree.

stop monitoring our thread peegue cazzie

together we create one pretty elite community
is the fabled au/sp/ of old........ dare I say it............................................................................................................ back?

No lel

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:,(

goodnight my afl family

Night pal, time for 2 days of work

Night buddy, it's the NEET life for me

I’ve got the week off uni champs ;) just want to get some early shuteye

BASED LAWGOD CONVERTED TO /gayfl/ like he did his sexuality

Now, then, forever.
GAJ

brisbanes next five means that >we should be something like 7-3
keen lads

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>>we
a club encompasses players, coaches, staff and fans

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so fresh hits of autumn 2003 was fire

how do these still make money

it's all songs under the Sony label, doesn't need to make money because it cost nothing to make beyond printing it. Probably only need 2,000 boomers to buy it for their zoomer nieces and nephews birthdays to break even

kind of want another few comfy non-battle GoT episodes. Going to find the upcoming Helm's Deep shit way too stressful

let's keep this badboy alive until wednesday

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I will NOT be keeping this alive especially for that little love tap, I've hit my kids harder than that.

lmao /cric/ finna on the ropes

Another day, another dollar

/cric/shit

What the actual fuck did they do to Half-Cat?

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that QClash finna be KINO

>eurosport used to carry AFL
>not anymore

Life ain't fair, mates.

>tfw Gil and Murdoch are collectively screwing over the big strong portuguese demographic

let’s take this badboy to 350

poodicting an anzac day blowout

same, my darling bombers will lead by 40 at half time

>copying /nrl/
*sigh*
I guess we are just too good not to copy

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/let’s take this badboy to 350/
wholly original my pissdrinking friend

>All the Gaz booing yesterday
Hawkroaches confirmed gay, unholy or all of the above

I hope the AFL media will condemn the booing of GOATy GODblett as much as they condemned the booing of Adam GODes

>White Christian
nah

>check straffo's twitter feed
>nothing but game of thrones and basedvel
Has straffo, dare I say it, jumped the shark?

how is that any different from before

why is there no football today?
so bored I might kill myself

he's given up on afl after last year

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It's Tuesday

So apparently Straffboss browses Reddit

Is straffo going to Anzac day game?

he made some bombers posts after one of their really shit games recently

check em

Is straffo pumped about /3inarow/? or is he being tight limped and keeping a lid on it?

he hasn't said anything on it, probably trying to check himself if they choke
last AFL post was asking why they booed Hodge during the Lions match, which I didn't notice at all

p-p-please watch our sports

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imagine being gifted 6'4 genetics and then you end up being straffo

>gaz converting people on easter

the most pottery of potteries

how could you possibly be inspired by a bald, stubby, aged manlet like Gary
AFL is just so superior it can make the worst of us look like gods

It's poetry not pottery m8

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>Selwood
>Dangerfield
>Abblett
name a more unlikeable trio

Mitchell, Hodge, Lewis (Hawthorn a few years back)

also
>GAJ
>Unlikeable

lol

big fan of Hodge and Lewis tbqhwy
>being a moneygrub
>screwing over an already failing club
>not unlikable

show me on the 2007-2011 fixtures where geelong hurt you

Dangerfield wasn't even with them then freshie
although he became truly insufferable after he made the move

>lead a new team of youngsters and b-grade tradeoff players, sacrificing the prime of your career for them
>get injured a lot through carrying the team
>see the end of your career coming
>request to go back to your father/son team to finish your career in a nice sentimental touch
pretty likeable desu

no shit, faggot. ablett wasn't with them in 2011 either.

This is the correct answer

>sacrificing the prime of your career for them
top kek, he made the move because he'd already won two premierships with them and accomplished almost all there is to do in an AFL career. And he wanted that franchise money
>request to go back to your father/son team to finish your career in a nice sentimental touch
you forgot the bit where he said he would end his career over continuing to play for the suns and forced the Cats into paying out part of his Suns contract at an inflated rate for marketing reasons (having le son of god back at his club)

Don't see why he signed that additional contract in 2015 only to mope around shortly after, if he'd got out then I might still respect him. All the talk about him moving back was annoying as hell as well because he kept giving vague reasons like "for family" but indicating it was too personal to discuss openly

/afl/ is a pro GAJ board freshie

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Shaking in my socks, Pick A Winner for this round isn't up yet

mfw owned the GAJtards epic style and they can't think of any retorts

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>tfw have to wait until friday for more sliding doors """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kino""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Ironic that you're claiming Hodge and Lewis are unlikeable when both are actively lifting the games of both their clubs while the Suns will always be sour on Ablett

Tigs
Pies (good betting value desu)
Port
Suns (great betting value desu)
Saints (good betting value desu)
Giants (good betting value desu)
Dockers
Hawks
Cats

mfw I own the GAJlets so hard the thread dies

Jason Akermanis was the equal of Gary Ablett in his prime

Knew it would be pointless to argue because we wouldn't convince each other either way

I just blew you the fuck out with my facts and logic

something truly epic is going on in /nrl/ right now

Richmond
In: Riewoldt
Out: Bolton

Melbourne
In: Neal-Bullen, Stretch, Garlett, T. Smith, Lockhart
Out: Spargo, C. Wagner, J. Wagner, Jetta, Preuss

It's over, Lelbourne are finished

>Dubs/Trips/Dubs
Very happy to lock in these numbers Eddie

>Preuss out
FUCK me they are having a bad time

>The AFL says it will take action if the booing of Geelong champ Gary Ablett continues.
>The AFL’s footy operations boss, Steve Hocking, said he’d contact the integrity department and head of social inclusion if it happened in the weeks to come.
Based AFL protecting christian interests

fucking hell they are dumb, same thing with Goodes. just don't touch it ffs, only makes it worse, especially if he has to see out his career like this

reminder that Scott Morrison is not /ourguy/

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yeah they fucked up by even addressing it, now it's just going to keep getting compared to the boodes situation

why is he getting boo'd?

cos he doesn't like gays? i wouldn't think the crowd would give a fuck about that

probably would've died down after 2-3 matches
also don't like giving that sook a platform. tbf they couldn't make such a huge fuss about boodes then ignore this, but they at least could've waited until it became an issue

>carlton got a goal with only a few seconds left to break the sub 100 point streak
what a shame

I think you mean freaking epic

about to breach the 350 milestone

Did we all see this? KEK
youtube.com/watch?v=wDgP14TnnHI&t=9s

cricket thread has been up for a while btw lads if you want to post about cricket

can someone explain this to me? only watch cricket so don't know what the fucks going on

Bulldogs v St Kilda in the 2009 final, coaches trying to figure things out and the head coach Rodney Eade going off at one player Will Minson

it's a tripfag looking for attention whilst adding nothing to the thread in any sense at all, I know for a fact you get this quite a bit over in /cric/

oh lol, thanks.

so true. i have forced user on 4chanx though so didn't realise. thanks lad

Predicting a Hawks comeback at the end of the season

Richmond
Essendon
Port
Suns
Crows
GWS
Fred
Hawks
Cats

Richmond
Collingwood
Port
Brisbane
Crows
GWS
Fred
Hawthorn
Geelong

based... just based

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>picking the crows over the saints
top kek

YES FUCKING BASED big strong americans watching our sport SO FUCKING BASED

this is so nice and wholesome, i like it

i want to shitpost about BSA but this is pretty based honestly

goodnight my /afl/ family

MY /afl/ family

smellbin peemons going to get dabbed on today

a pyrrhic victory

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Hey guys, I heard Aussie Rules was pretty badass from my homie Josh. Mind if I hang out here?

>booing a player over an instagram like
*snap* this one's going in my afl behaving like cuckolds compilation

PIE GODS

ONLY

PIE GODS

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>goodes boong drama
>gayfl
>broad shouldered female wanting to play aflw
>marvel shilling
>got shilling
>fortnite shilling
>mcguire apologising for nothing
>gazman booing
the list goes on

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holy fuck lads I went to plebbits afl place and they are fucking SEETHING over GAJ
>reeeee he should be booed for liking a post
>waaaaah googoogaga stop being religious
>goodes dindu nuffin :(
>stop having views I don’t like wah wah wah

you have to go back

saving an epic bread

Finished all of today's work and it's not even 11 yet, can't WAIT to ditch the office and watch the Dees get pummeled

*saves this bread*

based

Didn't the Anzacs lose? Was it NZ's fault?

lol

STOP IT STOP IT HE CAN'T KEEP DOING IT SOMEONE STOP HIM

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pretty sure we won ww1

single-handedly too

What is Romania's favorite sport? I will go into that thread and "lol" from now on.

>every cunt in the office has taken leave for the massive holiday block
>I'm being hounded by bosses for work that they should have done before they left
fuck being a wagie lads, not worth it

What's the alternative?

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Ladbrokes offering Tigs to win @2.5

going back to study forever

just put $20 on it

Really? For me it was the opposite, only 3 of us in our area and just had a very quiet day although next week will probably be a colossal load of shit.

Good value, also made a multi earlier but forgot about the rain so under may have been the better selection here

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this is FREAKING epic
ask him his tips for tonight

dees defence are bad and both sides use a lot of manlet crumbers to get the ball, should be high scoring

wtf how?

the fix is in
putting my parent's house on the dees

has Perth overtaken Adelaide as the serial killings capital of the nation?

evening ladies

i dont watch or read the news so i dont care

is Yea Forums still blocked? haven't heard anything about it

why should I care?

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Is this considered indirect cp?

led some kids on a wild "easter egg" hunt in a WA Maccas last weekend

HOOOOOOOLY fuck this actually so unbelievably BASED

iktfb, what a punishingly boring day of toil, soul-crushing stuff this afternoon

ooo oooooo... they are my blues

wish /cric/ and their shithouse e-personality shit would fuck off and stay fucked off

ooo... very sad! for carlton

what happened?

only won like 1 game of their last 30 or something haha

imagine getting butthurt over rajiBVLL

...

sat down 10 minutes ago, game doesn't start for an hour and I'm already sick of this shithole, I'm going to the pub

don't let the door hit you on the way out

>thread survived
How are we so ELITE?

all me

Be a betCHAD and put your money on this
>Richmond 1-39
>Under 171.5
>Dusty 30 or more touches
>Angus Brayshaw to kick a goal at any time
Bet ten bucks and win $355

those seem like generous odds but i should probably ask reality check first

>Send your sons off to die for Israel
Good goys

Did you guys ever learn about war history in school? I don't remember anything of the sort, just aboriginal history.

START THE BLOODY GAME BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

did you see aryas nipple?

I remember learning about Kokoda trail, Gallipoli, Tobruk. I don't remember any abo history, could be that I didn't pay attention though.

so why did we go fight a bunch of lebs in turkey? they must have got lost or something because the war was the other way lmao

>he's not on Richmond at $2.50 with Ladbrokes

i don't even know what lest means

Are people holding up their phones?

ESSENDON

In: D.Smith, D.Zaharakis
Out: B.Ham, D.Parish

COLLINGWOOD

In: W.Hoskin-Elliott, L.Greenwood
Out: J.Aish (concussion), J.Elliott (corked buttock)

>J.Elliott (corked buttock)

bit gay

Yes it's a truly beautiful and symbolic gesture borne of utmost respect

I wish I lived in Melbourne.

>they died defending my right to tap on this flashlight

>4 day break

this ever been done before?

99% chance this was a weekend warrior chirstlarper two days ago

le fug le society

yeah it's the sadelaidian christian larper

Is the undertaker coming out?

lmao at the spikes before and after where straffmonster had to stand up and move

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ready for some blowout kino boys

nah, that's not me m8s
>implying larping

Waiting for his review.

>Riewoldt acting captain
ok this is freaking kino

I wish i was a big stwong superhewo

early indicators are good
reckon he needs a few days of rewatching it before he can give his full sentiments

He's already seen it twice

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Why are the peemons so shit going I50

what the fuck was Frost doing there

fucking kek

what's it like to be excited about something? I can't remember. Also any stream beyond 140p would be nice if possible

Behind about 1-2 mins though
livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/795902_richmond_melbourne/#webplayer_ifr|1162751|795902|1162751|483|52|en

churs

>playing a very high pressure game is good for Melbourne
is Duck retarded?

>I got through Cap without getting emotional.
>I got through Tony.
>I got through Peter.
>But then enter Jon fucking Favreau knocking it out of the park talking about cheeseburgers and I'm a goner.
StraffGOD with the kino review

Bitchmond EXPOSED

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>TPG giving out UK flags
Y tho

Looking forward to the losing team bitching about the 4 day break

hate faveau so bloody much, absolute hack's been coasting on Jewish neoptism for 25 years

did someone say kfc?

I DON'T CARE

>not inviting the 30yo Filipino twink back for a greasy threesome

love an inclusive fanbase

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Melksham is ELITE

Is he in blackface?

kek, why is EVERY tripfag a goddamned retard?

can the tigers only kick meme goals?

damn looks like I've been caught out ladies

>I was being retarded on purpose

from now on this is my new trip. remember it

good song desu

love the 40yo boomer takeover of the ad break songs, means we're only 5 years from Linkin Park and Korn getting a run

>Korn
kek they played Got The Life sometime last round

>korn
get a load of this boomer

so they should, much better than Collective Blow

why does every cheer squad have to have at least one cuck flag? what happened to strictly footy? fuck me dead

it's 2019

rioli goal there would've been kino

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real original

>"Is the jew starting to kick in a bit?"
What did they mean by this

Reminder that Samuel Weideman unironically asked for a $700,000 contract.

nice /cric/ meme

God I hate Richmond, all the games turn into meme pressure and bombing it 50m aimlessly

>REEEd dolt

dustshin martGOD

>Jeff Garlett
what year is this

wtf lads I made a wikipedia edit last week and they undid it. this is fascism.

>Time starts to go down as soon as the ball is at the peak of an ump toss instead of when a ruck touches the ball
Sniffing a fix here

couple anzac bikies desu lads

for me it's getting up early to drink half a carton, piss on the graves of fallen Jewish cannon fodder, getting a traditional Turkish fallafel before a hearty vomit on the shrine of remembrance

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dont think respecting the people who died there is glorifying it.

Why didn't you save them?

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don't think anybody was implying that, but you see the way the RSL carries on there is glorification for sure. And this is a group is a "glorified" pokies franchise. Many such cases!

Who is the Russell Westbrook of the AFL?

>peemons are actually going to be 1-5
KEK

>empty stat padder

the crows forward line?

>want higher scoring footy
>get lower scoring footy

based afl

its cripps

found a forgotten stash of diazepam, ANZAC day sorted

>Doing drugs
Tsk tsk

Hope you're all attending the Dawn service tomorrow morning.

*sells you some candy*

Nah too tired, shall be standing for the trumpet however

NOOOOOO PEOPLE SAID JACK RIEWOLDT WAS FINISHED THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Now for Lynch to get one more and Sportsbet will refund that multi h-haha

>Over 169.5
ohnononono
>Lynch misses
OHNONONONONO

Just you WAIT

they need to double the score from here to meet that first leg

Now it's refund coping time

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why is Frost so shit now
Carey was right to rate him with the poo emoji

How does a team just starting their golden era after a decade of shit, make the prelim the previous year, become favourites for the flag and then fall to 1-5?

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always assumed these multis were a flog but actually they're pretty generous

bit harsh m8

The iggs broke them in that prelim, the players looked legit shellshocked at half time.

imagine sitting on that over the off season
worse than those crows players being forced to hear the tigers song on an endless repeat

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Cannot fathom blowing that much money away

based elitemons poster on pooicide watch

reality check noooooooo

audible is a fucking ripoff tbqh

can't believe he put more money on it as the odds got worse top kek

Those odds are pretty good for an 8 point deficit at half time though.

STACKED

toughest player in the comp gets put down by a skinny 18 year old abo lmao

Not with how they were playing

that's two marks now that Lynch should've been paid
multimong SEETHING

>celebrating AGAIN
>have already mailed an 18 minute tape to gil
IT'S ELITEMONS BRO WITH THE FIVE WINS AND THE OH

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...

Highly suggesting a new, more holy and respectful thread instead of ^

you DO realise peaceful Muslims died at Gallipoli right?

Not standing up for them nowadays m8