MLS cringe

Capo edition

Wow this guy is a real anarchist

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Watch out we have some real hooligans here!!

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And they wonder why the family oriented Catholic Hispanic population doesn't watch it.

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Maybe, but why are you saying this at a watch?

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>Real fans are cringe

Yea because NFL bandwagon onions are so much better. Or MLB "fans" who are just there for date night and can't name 2 players.

>real fans

They’re so real they had to bite ultra culture to entertain themselves at the game because the game isn’t fun enough on its own to them. They like the social aspect and the jumping and singing. They know nothing about the game and think they’re part of some counter culture

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>be american
>dad #1 and dad #2 take me to oakland poofers vs queensland queers game
>we visit mcdonald and kfc before the match start, even though dad #1 struggles to get through the door, we finally manage to slip him in by greasing him with our dirty hair
>in the stadium now
>cheerleaders show before the match start, all of them are obviously transgenders and gays because it's no longer 20th century where the women were discriminated against and objectified
>at the end of the show they all make out in front of us
>teams come out
>literally and metaphorically
>national anthem before we start
>instead of the USA flag there's the rainbow faggots flag flying high
>after national anthem, there's the faggots anthem called 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
>match finally starts
>cannot see shit because people in front of me are waving rainbow, LBGT and antifa flags
>chanting starts, everybody sings 'GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE', 'BEING GAY IS OKAY'
>half time, burger kind commercials and Poof Daddy singing for 15 minutes
>second half starts
>the whole game finishes 0:0 because it's boring sawker, four players have been sent off for sucking each other off on the pitch
>leave the stadium
>get shot

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>Cascadia flag next to muh badass anti racist homosex gringo lucha flag
Huh?

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>that badass capo
wow

youtu.be/QPwLncJDDss

are those vapes

Tldr

“Stop cussing or we will take away the supporter section.”

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Why is the MLS so far-left? The supporters would get battered by any European fans.

Because soccer isn’t really popular in US. It’s considered anti-sport by some and has been commandeered by fringe subcultures like gays and hipster types

>anti-racism social club
stands overwhelmingly white

>literal antifa flag
stands overwhelmingly white

Liberalism is centrism. A lot of European fans will be much to the left of mls fans

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What did Charlie Brown ever do to deserve this?

People really crave to be a part of something.

That’s my only rational for that shit right there

>People really crave to be a part of something.

This is core to how MLS capos and """hooligans""" operate

I kek'd out loud.

>against modern football
>team is practically owned by man shitty, was founded 5 years ago and plays in a league without promotion/relegation

It’s bad enough that MLS chants themselves are incredibly cringeworthy, but having to print them out and distribute them to the fanbase really is the cherry on top

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This is back when ownership was intentionally pissing off their diehards to further justify the move to Austin

I wish these MLS teams would do a friendly overseas, and these supporters would follow only to get their asses handed to them by the local supporter groups.

He said cringe not based

This is suppose to blow trump the fuck out?

If by Trump you mean Drumpf then yes it's one in a long line of epic may mays that will end this despotic reign of terror

Would anyone even show up? How many people show up at a friendly and actually give a shit?

It's much more profitable to have the european teams come to America. No one would pay to watch a friendly vs Seattle Sounders over in Europe.

>teams come out
>literally and metaphorically

heh.

based and gaypilled

based

They fucking got him. He's finished, this time

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The problem with the American 'left' is that they rarely do anything beyond talk

>Poof Daddy
Kek

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this is cultural appropiation
sweetie, my culture is not a costume

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>he doesn't support all the anifascist clubs in every league

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based and gaypilled

The American Left has been dead for 50 years

Yea Forums on the left

>far-left
cringe

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Criiiinge

It's not a natural atmosphere. They are trying fair enough and I'd say there is alot of noise but there's also noise at a Britney Spears concert.

based

>”I go to Europe in the summah so I go to a lot of games and learned the capo trade.”

Good god

What's happening to that guy in grey?

jesus fucking christ

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Do you get why we talk about football. baseball and hockey on here now?
Our soccer league and its “fan culture” is an absolute atrocity

>literally and metaphorically

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Can't stomach how fucking gay mls is now. Literally go to my local usl matches and never looked back. Still gay, but smaller crowds encourage people to not be such faggots

DROPPED

I support the fascist clubs in every league though

every fucking time kek. this is satire now but with the state of the >mlels this could be a reality in a decade

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>he doesn’t rate

>mfw someone thought these were actually good

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based

this.

CUM ON SEADDLE
GRAB YOUR TAILPLUGS
SMASH THE FASH

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>a fucking song pamphlet
this takes the cake

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cannot believe somebody saved my pasta, thank you my fellow gaylord

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it is indeed a spicy pasta, gives me a hearty chuckle everytime janusz

keksimus

>stating something that is true
>calling it cringe
but why?

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makes me sad i grew up playing this sport. kickball in the states really is gay

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shut up mohamed

>Nordecke
>m-muh german heritage

>MLS cringe
These things are synonymous, you could've simply said MLS thread

What is it about white people that makes this shit so cringe and gay?
I go to orlando city matches and there is never the faggot-loving shit from the spic fans, and these motherfuckers have literally installed 26 rainbow colored seats for the guys that died at the gay club because of the mulsim.
There is something really homo about white people that turns people off, and yet they want latinos to watch their league; imagine how it will be when a chicano barra brava forms and starts throwing piss bottles at the rainbow flag waving white crowd.

I swear that read Autism Anthem

All the non hipster soi riddled whites watch different sports

Liberals identify soccer with being European and thus progressive, so they all flock to it to show how progressive and open-minded they are.
That's why MLS is full of fag supporters

>'GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE', 'BEING GAY IS OKAY'
Pretty much sums up every fucking infidel chants in mlels

Hell I laughed

Sure mate the MLS is the most right wing league on the planet

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Whites think that all races are the same so the concept of spics doing that is unfathomable to most of them.

Admittedly, they're setting the bar pretty low with that sign, given the alternative.

>It’s bad enough that MLS chants themselves are incredibly cringeworthy, but having to print them out and distribute them to the fanbase really is the cherry on top
explain why.
i'll bet you can't.
i await your witty insult that will be a weak replacement for an actual answer.

Brining football to America was a mistake

>be american
>support a foreign team
>get called a plastic

>be american
>suport your local team
>get called fat

Because by printing them out and distributing them, the chants are no longer something organic but rather completely forced. The lyrics are cringe because they're scared to actually say anything that may -- god forbid -- be construed as offensive (even though they don't give a crud!)

All Americans are fat and stupid and plastic so it’s okay

*sucks feminine penis*

good riddance

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Beautiful. Proud European tradition.

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Holy shit based, is trump still in office after this?

holy shit dongald blumpfkin bee tee eff oh!

As a faggot myself the gay worship that MLS fans do is extremely embarrassing, not to mention the quality of the actual sport is beyond shit.

*soccer

omfg how cucked children from a warn torn country are getting special attention KEKS

This. There is nothing wrong with brightening the day of genuine refugee children who have been through the wringer.
It’s when 20-something economic migrants show up for gibs that it’s funny to make fun of “refugees”.

dios mio

>leaf

>VAMOS (clap clap)
unexposable, just give them the MLS cup already

Douche chills

Why are white progressives hijacking football and the MLS. I’m sad.

based Aruba

I refuse to believe this is real

>hijacking
It's been gay and communist from the start.

I hate how disingenuous they are with these kinds of mantras. Setting the issue of transgenderism aside. Don’t fellate yourself because of having such a basic opinion as, “people should live.” It’s the same thing with pro-life. And I’m anti-abortion.

Stop pretending you have the moral high ground by characterizing your belief as a basic value everyone has. They have the nerve to pretend to be outraged when some people don’t want to discuss the politics of transgenderism, and claim it is non-politcal and a human right. Yet it’s the same crowd that insists that if your piece of art or entertainment does not want to be political, it is endorsing the status-quo.

Don't forget to give the Capo some beer money.

What is the standard tip to give to a capo, 10% of your ticket cost?

MY GARDEN SHED!
IS BIGGER THAN THIS!
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS!
IT'S GOT A- A-

Capo, help me! What comes next?

FIGHT

and..?

This would work for the EPL too my amigos.

so so true

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Believe it my friend

Every time I see this fat piece of shit I get really annoyed

Nguyen!!!

Does it remind you of you?

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Fucking crinfe

Good one

You mad, hun?

based spics

>faggots anthem called, 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
topkek subtle

its literally a semen slurping sport

Lazio
Chelsea
All Polish teams
All Greek teams
Who else?

Beitar Jerusalem

new england revolution

New England is the most left wing part of the USA, mostly because they don’t have to actually interact with minorities.

Chelsea is fash?

but WHY are the stands filled with so many unabashed and dangerously liberal faggots?

I literally know the guy who wrote it. It's unfortunately real. And being in the supporters section at STLFC games is fun, but fucking hell these guys take shit too seriously.

Because sports are awesome but the popular US sports are filled with "those people" so we have to find one that intellectual Europeans like. Europeans are so progressive they don't have any problems that we do in backwards ass America.

Based and redpilled

No, why

It’s a fake inorganic serious. Worst part

I want to be a fan of a Major League Soccer team

I'm looking for: that the MLS team is the most important in your entire city / state
that the MLS team is the most successful in their city,
that the MLS team is the most popular,
the MLS team is the team with the most championships.
The MLS team has the highest attendance at the stadium
The MLS team is having more fans.
The MLS team is in a city Where Soccer is the most relevant professional sport.
and this in a city where any team of the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL always loses, pathetic, almost without fans, irrelevant and without championship.
I hate European football
I hate Mexican football
I hate south america football

Which of the current MLS teams would recommend me or would it be better for me to wait for a future Expansion team?

These people need to be executed.

This guy again.

iirc this was right after the shooting

What’s the most right wing clubs?

Yes

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Atletico
Real
Rangers
HSV

Its called Fuck off Back to /pol/ FC

Hajduk Split

The league is built on cringe.

Tbqh when the language is excessive and the supporters section still sucks it is really uncomfortable

t. been to a few North Carolina FC games and the supporters section is full of guys who think they are hot shit by cussing all the time. Its cringey. Because of them the supporters section is incredibly small.

cringe kino

>el Salvador

In the trash it goes

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Perfect ending to a great day at the pitch.

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I know precisely sick about mlels, what are these capos? Is it a nickname for the diehard fans, season ticket holders or something?

They’re people who the team chooses to sit in front of the supporter section and lead them through songs and chants. They have their back turned to the game. They usually bang on drums and have megaphones/microphones.

They’re extremely cringy

Honestly glad they didn't call themselves something normal like cheer leaders and took on the cringey title of 'capo' instead

Lot's of complaining, but no suggestions in how to fix the cringe.

soccer can't be fixed

But it isn't cringe in Europe and Latin America. What are they doing right that we're not doing?

Yeah, there's a documentary on it.

youtu.be/y0nadafM3fY

>But it isn't cringe in Europe and Latin America
Yes it is. Soccer is always cringe. America just has non-cringe sports to compare it to so it looks more cringe.

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Dangerous Darkies

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Why are Americans so fucking entitled all the time holy shit

I wish I could live in a time MLS becomes so popular they have teams go play friendlies against some rough south american teams or maybe against a millwall or something in england. just to see what those fans would do to them.

Holy shit, my sides have been obliterated

I could actually see myself enjoying soccer but if the prerequisite for the only league available is dealing with this shit I'll pass.

Didnt miami ultras call out millwall?

>Lot's of complaining, but no suggestions in how to fix the cringe.

I have plenty of suggestions but no one wants to hear them.

>break up the central ownership model. All MLS teams are currently owned by the same entity. This means all teams are beholden to whatever the central office wants to do in terms of marketing and regulation. If a supporter group wanted to lean fash, they couldn’t. If a team wanted to break the bank on a transfer, it can’t threaten the solvency of the league. It stifles individuality.
>stop swagger jacking European soccer culture. American soccer is boring right now. Let it grow organically. It’s current plasticity turns off potential fans.
>stop pushing fringe subcultures. They’re clinging on to what they perceive is their core fanbase but really isolating what will be their meal ticket: white and Hispanic family units pumping out well adjusted kids who will go to games and create a tradition. Not suicidal trendy fags.
>stop expanding when the current markets are barely profitable. The talent pool gets further diluted and it’s another mouth to feed.
>make a real grassroots effort to build real fans. I’ve been to a handful of games in my town. And it very clearly has a “this is an event” feel. I ran into a couple of women from my job decked out in merch from head to toe and they don’t even know what a cross is or any of the rules. There was a shitty cover band playing butt rock in the concourse.

Tldr
Stop expanding, break out the league into individual clubs to encourage individual cultures, stop pushing so much plastic

I guess I’m Chelsea now

>tfw the den will never come here and beat up the onions american soccer supporters

This, they have no distinct identity, you can identify all of them by saying the “trendy youthful left leaning redditers” fanbase,

Are MLS fans loyle to their capos?

this is a very accurate description

how do I get this physique?

>"The Fan Code of Conduct"

Drink Soilent.

Practice your fake English accent while getting fucked by a queen’s guardman as he pulls on your “MLS ULTRA” scarf

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I dont follow mls but orlando has purple shirts and I like them.
Are they any good or should I pick other team?
Any team support palestine?

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literally nuke muttland

dynamo dresden

> That stupid bullshit with Sector Latino. Who fucking cares. Stop being dickheads and you won't be banned. S8 and SL are a bunch of pussies.

youtube.com/watch?v=DP7FNTP_RKc

DIPAs and tendies

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who is this mysterious Dale Austin? they chant for him yet he never makes the team sheet

fucking kek

Uy tienes que usar un vpn para hacer eso amigo

>team hasn't played a game yet
>already has capos

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that park seems great for college and youth leagues, way too wide and small for pro leagues though

>sent off for sucking each other off on the pitch
I didn't realise the MLS was so homophobic

Football is cringe only in the US, and it's as cringe as handegg, apehoop and the rest of unimportant "sports"
deal with that

>watch a match of MLS
>it's worse than 1. HNL (Croatia's league)
>comically so
>players playing as if it were a part-time job of theirs
>anyone even average in Europe shines like the sun here
>rainbow flags everywhere
>quite possibly the worst commentating I've ever heard

Honest question to Americans. Why do you watch this shit? I think I get why it's not as popular as in Europe.

It's our trash league.

I think its kind of like the CFL. Nobody outside Saskatchewan genuinely gives a fuck about it. You follow a team in a real league (NFL/Premier league, etc) but you support your local team and its nice to be able to go to a game live, but you don't really give a fuck about the results. The only people who take it seriously are weirdos. Of course MLS has the cringy plastic bullshit that makes attending a game less appealing of an experience

>Why do you watch this shit?
you know damn well we don't. the 9-team canadian football league has a higher average attendance.

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i want them to get culture shocked in europe and watch their face expression

Hrvatski Dragovoljac

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If I played for Portland that would absolutely demolish all of my motivation to thrive within the club
MLS fans are cancer

maybe the white race deserves extinction after all

Holy shit leftists even have a progressive stack in soccer games hahahahahha

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Check out the soi tits on this lad

I don’t but I have people who tell me I need to so that we can become dominant in the World Cup, as if that’s a reason to keep the abomination that is MLS alive
it needs to die and the power grabbing leftists that think supporting an mls team is like joining their neo-jacobin larp club need to be guillotined along with it

>Vamos el tree!

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>Britistan so cucked a relatively large club is honoring children from awar torn country for a game

lmfao libturds cuck themselves in the most bluepilled ways

American communism really needs a stalin if it wants to become in any way functional

They try so hard to get Mexicans to watch this shit but all the cringy shit and plasticity of the teams makes them just stick with Liga MX and NFL.

>at the Everton/Man U game at the weekend
>Everton go 4-0 up
>Lukaku clears a corner and shushes the crowd
>entire crowd immediately chants in total hive mind
>FATTY - WHAT'S THE SCORE - FATTY FATTY - WHAT'S THE SCORE

>last Rooney game at Goodison with United
>Rooney lands a cynical foul on McCarthy
>whole crowd turns Rooney's United chant into "FAT LITTLE NOBHEAD"


That's why song sheets are fucking gay. It sucks all terrace humour out of the stands

> baseball: kids having fun and goofing off to support your team

> basketball: celebrity and muscians out

> American Soccer: weird sexual edging of trying to pick a fight with nom existent conservative goons screaming about gays foe 90 minutes

Am I plastic for refusing to like my local MLS team for reasons listed in this entire thread and following a foreign team for arbitrary reasons?

Nah, you're only plastic when you support a foreign clubs because they're winning and nothing else.

>Supports liverpool
>loses the league
>Switches to man city
Plastic mentality.

Every aspect of your country is like that. You will never understand how it is to worship the black sun and being dead inside from birth.

NUR DER HSV
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D
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Great. Thanks

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Pathetic

based psycho stare ultra

Who is the best player to play in MLS? While actually in MLS, not a retirement gig

I emailed these people, telling then that their inorganic and self-centered approach to fandom was both transparent and pathetic. Then included some quotes from yuropoor and SA supporters mocking them. They never responded.

You a king

Have sex

Imagine having your fandom distilled down to an HBO advertisement.

I want to go to an MLS game and start a fight with a "capo" now.

we don't watch it, average tv viewership for a match is under 300,000 in a country of 300 million
the entire sport is not popular because we invented better sports than the Brits did

I played for an MLS youth academy until I was 17 so I've been to a whole lot of the MLS franchise facilities as well as the A team games and there's really a few cities that can actually make you cringe easily by just looking at and listening to the people involved with the support base
>Portland
>Xheattle
>Columbus
Californian teams are better with this because we have more beaners in our fanbase that won't align themselves with identity politics as much

Unlike soccer I could actually get into the CFL if necessary

You need to make a thread with stories

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I'm pretty fucking awful at greentexting concisely, but I'm thinking I should type out some of the egregiously retarded things I've seen at the Timbers and Sounders facilities. The amount of identity politics they push into a fucking soccer development program is unreal, and I'm a brown liberal from California

we'd still punch you in the mouth kek

youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

Calling out the ref when the game has not even started.
Using wanker as a slur when nobody in the states does.
Sometimes i feel sad for our sp bros over there.

did you get dropped at 17 or just not want to play anymore?

Go on

I understand Portland and Seattle, since those faggots are pearl-clutching transplants from California with white guilt, despite never seeing a black or brown man up close before

but why Poolumbus? I thought Ohio was all flyover farmers and rustbelt poverty, do they have some glut of "supporters" pushing identity politics there like an quarantine site or something?

I live in Columbus and have been to games. Columbus has one of the highest gay populations in the country. The suburbs are fairly white and normal though

needed to go to fucking college dawg

Fucking stop, LGBT need not apply for hooliganism
Fag that doesn't show up for the game at all but for his own ego
Gay
Gay
Stop
My eyes..
I hate fags that are openly faggy about it


Not nice fren Rayo is nice and Vallecas improved a lot in the last decade as a neighborhood

Would you say the club you were at was run pretty well or not at all?

>>teams come out
>>literally and metaphorically
lel

Quakes academy was run pretty poorly by and large due to low resources. The academy mostly focused on actually helping their players get into an NCAA team or get a fat scholarship for university. I'm sure Sounders or New York's or Galaxy's academies were better funded. I had to pay $2000 a year to play in the Earthquakes academy.
The actual technical aspects of the academy were alright, more emphasis on individual development than teaching in-game tactics. We'd work on our touch and turning more than anything else. For example, my coaches never really taught centerhalves how to defend in a back three even when I was put there as an LCB in our 3-4-3 system. Never was show specifics like switching from the centerback space to the fullback space at the right time, etc.

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And also to add on a bit to that point about defensive coaching, our coaches were absolute brainlets who purely relied on super skilled and quick wingers/inside forwards who were usually Mexican or Salvadoran. At least in San Jose's case, the academy literally wants to make teams super top-heavy with emphasis on quick spic dribblers and little on defensive shape. Kek San Jose does not know how to play out of a press for shit. hopefully the new coaches are pushing the gegenpressing meme for these academies

>and I'm a brown liberal from California

what are the odds

Are there any openly gay MLS players? Seems like of all the pro leagues in the world, America's is the best place to come out in and not be slaughtered by the fans.

I'm not Hispanic though which is an absolute shocker
>Are there any openly gay MLS players?
Yeah there's a good amount. I'm waiting for Giroud to come out as bisexual when he comes to MLS in a few years

I don't mind people having fun, but I think what pisses me off is these fags having their backs to the game for 90min. What's the fucking point. You're just openly admitting you're an attention whore casual.

>against modern football

is that supposed to be ironic or something?

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>tfw my city's fag redditor population want one of these PozzFest ponzi schemes
>want a taxpayer stadium too
end my life

will anything ever salvage burger soccer?

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St Louis?

>far left
Liberals get the bullet too.

Jesus SJW’s are insufferable. They have to inject politics into a football match?

What's the deal with these capos anyway? They claim to be the most hardcore of fans but they don't even watch games because they're too busy shouting at the crowd.

>receive plastic "league" franchise for $200 million dollary doos
>proceed to inject it with identity politics and poor parodies of foreign markets
>label every facet of the crowd, from ticket holders to chants, seating sections, food, clothing, etc.
>hire busts, retirees, and high schoolers to play
>upset when others mock you and don't take the sport seriously

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Don't you remember Michael Sam?

Greek teams are antifa. Some of them had or have fash ULTRAS clubs but a minority.

>To me United is the best and I stand with United

What the fuck?

Don't forget to tip your capo my dudes

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>Nordecke
what the duck is up with that cringy larping as germans now??

I bet he uses this as his profile Pic for okcupid

Literally nobody remembers Michael Sam.

Probably Sacramento, the STL stadium is being privately funded.

I want to organize a right wing supporter group for my local MLS team but don’t know how to go about it. Mostly to rustle the jimmies of the SJWs

The corporate fuckheads would never let it fly

If we don’t have explicit signs or use curse words, what are they gonna do?

I guess ban us from the stadium

Difficulty would be finding like minded people I think

Friday afternoon Burnley - Cardiff matches unironically get better TV ratings than MLS matches. No one except the soi-est of soimen watch MLS.

Why are americans obsessed with gay flags?

It's literally just fags wanting to pretend they're freed slaves.

The fags are