Sharks @ Knights game 6 tied 1-1

LET'S FUCKING DO IT

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melkman goal pls

Inb4 the Shorks get Stanchion’d

Gib milkers

jones is the only shark playing?

I thought you meant the Based Reddit streamers lel. Only thing Reddit is good for

karlsson looks like one of those 60 year olds at the pick up games

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>shots

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This is barely a game at this point, it's Jones vs. the entire Golden Showers

*Ahem*
Knights score

We would be 5-0 againts Vagass

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Do you guys think that Lighting anime fag offed himself?

It's free hockey

OVERTIME BABY
REMEMBER OT INTERMISSIONS ARE 15 MINUTES LONG NOT 18

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Time for playoff OT GWG kino

Next goal wins the game imho

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This shouldn't surprise you in playoff hockey. Sharks will probably win too
We've seen this movie a million times

I’d say this is a must win OT for the San Jose Sharks. They are really gonna have to find the back of the net in this one

Its imperative that San Jose score the next goal

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jones is lookim good. glad hes back on his game

>>>reddit

DA TEAM WIT DA HIGHEST SCORE WILL BE DA WINNAR!!!111

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Maybe next year sharks faggots.
Meanwhile vegas will roll ove the avalanche with ease and stroll to the cup.

Bye bye perpetual fucking chokers.lol I bet my buddy sharpie in pooper on this game hahahhaha

Fuck the shorks

>Tampa Bay "Fraud" Lightning
lmao

logically there need never be a next goal tho

haha wouldnt it be funny if you put it up your pooper anyways? haha show me

#BeTheThunder

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Sharks win, Pavelski scores and last 2 digits decide amount of minutes elapsed in OT

let's see who wants it more

How does having the best regular season of any NHL team in history make us frauds?

I'll wait

dear jesus please let this get be in our favor

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This is a must win OT for the Shorks

Overtime is a must win in my opinion

playoffs need a best of 37 shootout instead of OT tbqhwy

95/96 wings were better
Plus they didn't get swept by a meme team

Hasn't Russia absorbed you yet?

Because you didn’t win the cup, not even win a game. Regular season success is meaningless if you can’t even get a playoff series win

>lateral play to open net will be game winner
Based on what?

shork shork shork shork

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>OOOKAAY

cringed so hard at that lads

Yall niggas streams must be delayed.
Gooooalllllll stone. Bye bye faggots

Actually, they tied the record for regular season wins.

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They lost to the better team in colorado also. Avalanche also had prime sakic and roy on that team, so they were gonna win

>MUH STANDING
>can't even win a game in the playoffs

>trying this hard
wish Canada tried to win the cup this much

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Give Shorkers your energy
\o/

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dubs and shorks win

Sharks pull the goalie on a delayed penalty, they miss a pass, and score on themselves.

BOILING

Which team has the higher concentration of Trump voters?

Teds have prime Ted this season though

How do you feel about Russia tho?

I hope you're not comparing the '96 avalanche to this year's poo jackets

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Be the change you want to see.

you cursed >us

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I swear to g-d I will drink my piss bottle if we lose this game to the shorks come on

Trips overrides

What's the longest you've gone without talking about Donald Trump in the last 3 years? 40 minutes?

probably carolina or redditville

shorks and dubs win

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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You're right, that CBJ wrecking crew would sweep them.

thanks

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For me it's the Golden Knights of Vegas

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JUMBO JOE CHOKES AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>92235876
this isn't /pol/ or /int/

Reminder: Roenick is a right-wing retard

I remember then Dell was pulled when puck was in >our zone. He was halfway to the bench when karlsson gave away the puck.

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calling for EK65

You're lucky the Russian military allowed that post

I’m not because that team stayed. Columbus won’t

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/tedcollective/ checking in

>started drinking during leafs game
>going to run out soon
hope this game ends fast

Vegas fans are yesterday Kings fans

Who we sweeping next lads?

you forgot to post that in french also

Ted 7 here for OT

last two digits = number of OT minutes we will be seeing this evening

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You literally elected a clown president

QUADRUPLE
OT
KINO

is this Joe Thortnon's final game?

Bruins will ruin you m8

no, he's got many more in the rest of this playoffs

no

>tfw once sat through 4 ot to see a chl game end

i am fucking DOWN, let's go

these digits could have told us

No he even posted a few days later

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5 OT game incoming

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just heard some vegas "fans" asking how much longer until the shootout

but vegas is going to score in the next 4 minutes
never post commie shit ever again

Cmon vegas finish off reddit already

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>(B)ruins

Fucking lmao. Lightning in 3 right?

D^:

New Easter Epic

Well how long?
t. Shorks

Digits for OT Chaos

why does the vegass stream have a piss filter

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>Drops the puck on entry
You fucking mongoloid cocksucker

WE WILL
WE WILL
WRECK YOU

because vegass """""fans""""" literally chug piss jugs

i hate that shit

They are the Golden Showers after all

*onions filter

"meier leaves the puck behind"

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But i thought Vegas was reddit

Why are there so many Canadians in a thread with two american teams in an american sports league?

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags

easier on the eyes, maybe?

>Vegas playing Smells like Teen Spirit dubestep remix

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blue jackets would sweep these teams in 6

I hope not. Love Big Joe.

>Bruins fan

don't mind me, just posting something from a specific folder so uploading remembers it for an even faster goal reaction

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They are, he's just deflecting because the Reddit bants really get to him

Just here to laugh at the loser desu

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>no you're reddit
>no you're reddit

i heard on Reddit everyone has a special username

this series really is the battle of reddit

It doesn’t get any more reddit than being a tripfag. How self righteous do you need to be in order to force a unique identity on an anonymous imageboard you massive faggot

>Chips it in
>Immediately need to change lines
For fucks sake stop it

:showscore:

>burns literally playing lumberjack
people really think he should get the norris? he has literally no clue how to play defense

:dino:

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>Wahh why are they exhausted after 70 mins of hockey

>le beard and funny teeth man

sharks should just sign a guy like nathan mackinnon lmao

fortune

pretty entertaining series considering neither of these teams are winning anything after this

:startshork:

Joe Thornton looks like red dead 2 protagonist after he contracts tubercolosis

Sharks are more Something Awful

This. Burns is not a good defenseman

holyshit that was a defensive breakdown of epic proportions by the >shorks

Lold

Trust an American to have absolutely zero knowledge of actually playing hockey

where's this Jones been? smdh

Both are horrible matchups for the Avs. Next goal scored will be in the WCF

#BeTheBlunder

Knights: /hoc/'s team
Shorks: reddit's team
Simple as

last 2 digits nets the winner

Vegas has the best crowd in hockey.

LETS GO BOYS

Good thing that they have solid goaltending. Look at all those save he has made tonight and in game 5.

How about they actually generate offense instead of just wasting their energy over and over, O Hockey Guru

then why is he nominated for the norris?

checkmate

Dios mio....

>92236159
not even worth a (you)

nah, islels do

This is my hot take on Sharks offense
>skate around, almost losing puck
>take shitty shot, hitting tendie in the chest
>no one within 15 feet to get rebound, Knuggets get possession

t.

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id prefer to just /beav/ myself

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>47 saves
Holy fuck this is the Jonesy I know and love

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Not xG is it?

it was fucking comical lol, there was like 3 of them going at the puck against the boards and it somehow gets chipped right to vegass in the high slot

fuck off reddit

>no penalty

>this is the longest game these playoffs so far

Lol

>posting reddit images
Right on cue

I thought only sharks fans whined at the refs?????????

Anyone else wants the Shorks to win this game just to Shork at home like they always do?

Gary wants a game 7.

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>lose game with .960 sv

playing defense is harder now so once you're that tired goals are bound to go in

This. The narrative of this guy being bad is just untrue. Sharks should lock him up long term and pay him.

Leafs: Facebook
Bruins: r/thedonald
BJs: /hoc/
Islanders: Imgur
Caps: Twitter
Canes: 9gag
Avs: dude weed twitter
Knights: Reddit
Sharks: Reddit
Blues: MySpace

>Player falls
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PENALTY
I hate crowds

God I love how vegas fans think they’ll be gifted a penalty for any small chip on their players

>guys, you need to make history and make another easter epic

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>vegas newfag fans don't know that there are no penalties in playoff overtime

>obvious off side
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sunbelt retards OUT

can you faggots stop talking about reddit

wonder if Gusev would help

REFS HELP US
SHARKS NEED YOOOOOY

someone drinks soialent lol

they already did, he's got 3-4 years left iirc

Faggot = you

penalties are not going to get called, either way. it'd be the same for the knights

Knights: Grindr

he's not bad it's just that he won't completely offset their horrible defence

Unironically

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you're right lets talk about binlan instead :DDD

I was 12 when the Sharks blew a 3 zero series lead. Now that they come back from 3 to 1 does that make me a man?

Threadly reminder that Sharts fans are raging faggots.

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even stupider now that it's coming back anyway even if the linesman ignores it

in a reddit vs reddit game?

>I wish mommy and daddy would stop fighting

>meme literally created to make fun of reddit soifags
>n-no you
go be underage on reddit

Canes are /hoc/s team

yes

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We shall see how that holds after a few years

Underage

Latvia bro, are you here still?

Definitely the Teds

Good idea

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loving this NO COMMERCIAL hockey lads

Extension when. Clearly all this fuss about his save percentage is nothing but outliers clouding the real data. He is elite.

Preds: reddit
Teds: Yea Forums
Debate over

absolutely based

No

Won't ever reach isles "fan" levels of pathetic

I sense a shorknin coming

>$500 million expansion fee

Where exactly did that money go?

As if there was any doubt

Yeah the shorks

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>Tfw not even watching the game, just listening for “SCAAAAAARR” to shitpost

Split between all the team owners

loving this vegas arena music, im dabbing all over my room

just wait til da raiders come

gary wanted a new yatch

I can see it. Especially with their pro hunting and fishing stance that has come out in the celebrations. Pol has influenced this board pretty hard in recent times.

Gary's deep pocket

100mill right to garys pocket
the rest got divided by the other teams

I see the seething leaf is back at it. Reminder the islanders are going to be further than the leafs in these playoffs, who have tavares and thought they’d win it all.

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Reminder that Schmidt got caught doping so every victory of Vegass is illegitimate

>whomst are you guys rooting for?
strawpoll.me/17861229
strawpoll.me/17861229

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>literally anyone on their team falls down
>*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
didn't hate vegass before this series desu

I unironcally believe next team who scores will win this series and win the western conference

>not already shitposting with lame statistical claims based on hearsay to provoke people

N

every teams fanbase does this you faggot

For clarification, neutral = fan of some other team that isn't Vegas or San Jose.

rooting for game 7 desu

Not Canucks fans. We are pure.

what in the holy fucking hell boys

WTF

We boo the refs hard sometimes tho

HOW

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HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN

Stars fan saying go sharks

MAGNETS
A
G
N
E
T
S

The "Cook the man some fookin' eggs" movie is on APTN right now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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"Where's the puck?!!?"

Tfw Knights "Orgy in the Crease" defense is the future of hockey.

how are you in the nhl but skate with your head down lmao dumb ASS

donsKOi

arturs irbe tier puckhandling there.

JONES REDEMPTION ARC

lol holy shit that hit

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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OH MY GOD FLEURY

Please refrain from that language on the Holiest day of the year

Holy shit, now THIS is /hoc/racing

holy shit that hit

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HOLY FUCK THIS GAME

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Double OT kino on the way?

how the fuck did no one score there

>game starts 3 hours early
>still going to end at the regular time

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That fucking hit

they've been playing for 80 minutes, imagine the lactic acid

Fleury didn't do shit, it was the entire team sitting in the net

no we do that too

i can feel my quads burning

Oh shit, it's one of those games

damn that was clutch defending
youd never see the shorks do that

i love hockey /hoc/

>that fucking double save by their D

Holy fuck

>Time left on the cock
What did Randy mean by that?

i still don't know how the D kept that out.

>we may have a goal

>This is the game that made me a hockey fan
You’ve recruited me bros

Post that image of sharks “fans” falling asleep during OT

>leg lock save

L-lewd

if they scored after that hit it would have ebin epic

fuck off we're full

Dark magic I tell you!

GUYS, I'M GONNA SAY IT

fuck off we are full

how did that puck change direction?

NO DON'T. THINK OF HIRO'S AD MONEY

colin miller was in full "take me senpai" position

Fuck off, we're full

Fuck off we’re full

NHL playoffs are better than sex. (I’ve never had sex)

what the fuck was that

Welcome! We have plenty of space!

Fuck off, we're full

>meier is one of the few busts in the first round of the 2015 draft class

Lel

Welcome, we have plenty of room

welco.....fuck off we're full

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Magnets

based volcel

HOLY FUCK

1 minute till the shootout, can't wait

fuck off we are full

fuck off were full

We're full, fuck off

how the fuck did pavelski block that

user, I ......

you've never been in a NHL playoff game either

Why isn't it 3v3?

fuck off nigger

Hold on, I'll check if we have space

Welcome, dear bro.

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Who do think is going to win the shootout?

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I'm going to have a heart attack

WOO SHOOTOUT TIME LTS GO KNIGHTS

8 5

5

FACEOFFS

coyotes needs fans, join them

Gonna listen to some animal collective right now

We have plenty of space

DOUBLE OT! DOUBLE OT!

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Fag

I heard Vegas is good a shoot outs

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what is laines favorite position?

>garyout

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The team that scores the most goals

Vegas "fans"
They miss the slots already

listen to ween, instead

stop baiting you faggot

>GUT CHECK TIME
>WHO WANTS IT MORE
>THIS IS A ___ MIN HOCKEY GAME

Karlsson is the next magic man

>vol
ha ha right...

based ween user

I was listening to Pure Guava earlier

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2OT is a must win 2bh

Last digit determines the number of OTs this will be

Vegas about to end the sharks season

Seriously though, what percentage of Vegas fans in that arena think a shootout is about to happen?

>Have a ween t-shirt I wear all the time
>never listened to ween

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>ween
Fuck no

Welcome, can I interest you in following the greatest hockey franchise in history?

>stopped watching because >my team isn't playing
>left and watched Game of Kino for an hour
>came back
>they're still fucking playing
Jesus.

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fuck off nigger

this is the most epic shorking of all time i think

Ah yes, the Capitals...

all me

OCEANNNNNN MANNNNN

wish Karlsshit would DO SOMETHING

Fuck off, we're full

o/u 60% ? hammer the over all day

>Using "Kino"
>Watching Reddit of Thrones
>wtf playoff hockey is long?
>le James "Something something Rhyme" Neal
Literally neck yourself, normalfaggot

believable

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>watching GoT

Get the fuck out of /hoc/

Avalanche will destroy whichever of these shitty teams moves on.

You kiddos are fucked.... on ice.

Are ya'll havin' a good time out there tonight?

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>le block the goal camera """defense"""
fuck the zoomer knights

Guess again.....

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Not even close

/hoc/ claimed tv shows
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>Mad Men

DON'T STOP THE PAARTAAAAAYY

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david amber laughed way too hard at that chicken wing joke

Why do you guys meme about gary?
What has Gary ever done to you personally?

This

>greddit

At least it isn't the Penguins

fuck vegas and their meme team

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What about “your pretty face is going to hell”?

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

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Why did Gary rig the lotto to cuck the avs?

LETS GO KNIGHTIES LETS GO

Breaking Bad

Without memeing, tell me how the fucking Avs are going to keep up with either of these teams

ripping the dirtiest smelliest farts

good post

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is this the first double ot of the post season?

Don't care, I do what I want.
The show may be limping along at points, but that Florence + The Machine rendition of Jenny of Oldstones was pretty fucking great.

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HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN

The avalanche need their finn and god tier mack to just outspeed them

Archer

who?

Why don't you explain to us why they couldn't?

...

Free trip to the WCF for whoever wins
Western Conference is a joke this season

this

By continuing to be underestimated.
And by having Grubauer in net.

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>leastern conference had 2 sweeps
>bestern conferernce is "a joke"

No one fucking cares nor wants your retarded blogposts shitting up the thread, go back to Facebook

Watched the first 2-3 episodes, didn't get hooked. Should I force myself to watch more?

... ah yes, the orange rape mops

LET IT RAIN ON MEEEEEE

To be fair did anyone expect the islanders and jackets to sweep besides their fans?

>must win for the Sharks
Big think from Randy

Did Ronic just say were going to shootout?

Why does Jones constantly twitch? Is something wrong with him medically? Is that why is the worst starter in the nhl?

Venture bros is the best way to kill intermissions

>92236592
>he's still giving me (you)s

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maybe, watch skytanic and pipeline fever
if you still don't like it then it's probably not for you

He was implanted with a chip after game 5

it was the only way

remember that ot intermissions are only 15 minutes, not the usual 18 minutes like in between periods.

/hoc/ is for straight, white males over 6' who don't watch any of that pop gangsta bullshit on television

>someone's posting CP on a major russian torrent site

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Seal COC

>worst starter in the NHL

That’s varlomov or koskinen desu

nigga, the western conference team will be LUCKY to have won a GAME against the east

>Haha jokes on you retard, my posts where just bait and totally not an attempt to receive validation from the thread!!!!!
Nice

SNEED

Hmmm

under the "game of thrones" name lol

just got here
did somebody lose yet?

don't tell you know who

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Varlamov isn't a starter anymore you tard

at the game, people are straight fist fighting and they're gonna bomb the New York New York

rick and morty

Ryan Reaves will scores the game winner. The series winner. Ask the last person who doubted me how doubting went. You can't.

Frasier

>horse racing

People watch that shit?

D E V I L I S H

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post your 2OT snacks

rate mine

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SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE

DON'T FORGET MY SON: _____________________

based retard still seething instead of just fucking dropping it

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Well, bad news for you redditors, Couture is about to end this.

Its pedo binland on a proxy again

>someone
You mean you?

THEY'RE CALLING AGAIN

here, (you) deserve it

pub sub?

some belorussian
there's pictures

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just had some leftover ham

>Get BTFO
>S-stop
How about you fuck off and let the big boys watch hockey

Just bit my Easter bunny's ears off. Always feel bad for doing that ;_;7

Here we go

first for vegass sucks

Who honestly thinks that the Sharks are winning this?

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SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
[spoiler]Evens Sharks, Odds Knights[/spoiler]

>that wilted lettuce

>tampa bay depression diet

that's why you snap the head off first so it dies a quick, clean death.

they are going to get a meme win

The only stat that matters is score, retard.

This game needs a fight

Let it melt into a chocolate modern art statue and eat it like that you wont' feel bad faggot

based based based

getting really fucking tired of this electronic music lads

>he doesn't rim the asshole with his tongue until it gets soft and punches thru

>reddit hair
>reddit beard
>reddit teeth
>reddit tattoos
>reddit player
>reddit team
>the reddit town of brent burns

Say it ain't soooooooo

based fellow "gets really sad and fucked up by anything that's personified or anthropomorphized and then seems to experience pain or sadness even though you know that it's not real but it still bothers you" poster

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>Tfw once this game ends I’ll be returned to my shitty reality

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>reddit reddit reddit please stop liking anything

have sex

If you're willing

go dilate.

>dirt on my screen makes it look like a goal

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This is why I just wordfilter "redd*t" at this fucking point.
No one who adds that word to a post has anything worthwhile to say.

Which team do I become a fan of after my sharks blow this shit again? I've been a diehard since 2017 but I can't take this disappointment year after year for another season

>Not freezing it and eating it 3 months later

Who shall score the winner lads?

but im waiting until marriage

wake me up when it's all over

SO WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVERRR

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>i filter reddit posts
>responds to a reddit post

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fuck off self-loathing cucks, /hoc/ is only for white males who live north of the mason-dixie line and live positively

Teds

Isles.

But filter is is also red it

AVICII WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!!

reddit

fuck i wanna go workout but this game is never gonna end

>mfw the ot ends when a goalie accidentally an icing a la Quick

If my digit ends in evens, the knights win, if it ends in odds, sharks win

ive been up since 5:30 and im a boomer please score

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Mormon spotted

>the mason-dixie line
/hoc/ is not for illiterate retards like you.

>WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER

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Guys what does pussy taste like?

>tomorrow is Trashville Redditors elimination day
BASED

c'mon it's not like english is rocket appliances or anything

>he cute

What do dubs mean

>digit ends in evens
what

More like delusional incel

how would literally any of us know

STONE winner confirmed

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Same, based volcel learning from the mistakes of others instead of making them himself and blowing his only chance to live a pure life before marriage.

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Well, food certainly isn't.

Six more overtimes

bags of sand

i only eat ass

Hockey should not exist south of the 45th parallel

GGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL
GOL GOL GOL GOL
GGGOOOOOAAALLLLLL

Witch one? boipussy or female one?

A comment under the CP torrent:
>Wow, game of thrones really goes all out this season

Score the man some fookin' goals

Had some tortilla's for dinner lads

Based ass eating poster

*exists*

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HE SCORESS

LOVE hockey

veal parm

They all taste different, but most trend toward bad. I swear you can smell the pheremones after a little while though

>idaho should have a team
>the eastern seaboard shouldn't

should some cuck make a new thread?

>50+ saves
You Martin Jones doubters can suck my cock

say that to my face and not online

Somebody just fucking score goddamn

1 good game doesn't make up for the rest of the season

SOMEONE SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You'll still lose.

I wanna sleep

>pounding him for the puck

uWu

Weird metallic taste.

Idaho does have a team silly

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yes or i will just make a low-effort "shorks elimination thread"

NEW THREAD

sharts are going to score a goal completely against the momentum

lets wait for a thread to hit page 10 for once

GOLGOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
GGGGOOOOAAALLLLLLLl
GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL

I, for one, enjoy 2OT kino

>Mike Johnson shilling vegass ice

teams are dead tired

VEGAS CONFIRMED FOR THE BEST ICE, ICE POSTER BTFO BEYOND RECONCILIATION

erik karlsson's played twice the minutes he averaged in the regular season

>not being the chads of Yea Forums
get the fuck out of here

shut up cuck

you're not supposed to taste it

they finally called a penalty

>shorks shorking

shut the fuck up stinky

LoooooooooooL

lmao flower

>hertl

>tfw this game ended on a shork shorty
What the hell lads

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU HOCKEY GODS

GOAL ON SHOWERS POWER PLAY

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MCFLURRY FUCKED UP

Did we confirm the shorks as the team of the meme?

me

Knight here, I'm tired as fuck. If the Knights can't win Game 7 then Sharks deserve to advance. Great game not even mad.