/heem/ fuck you khabib

youtu.be/qBXPEDA14D8

/ourguy/

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you're imagining things that never happened, have you taken your insulin?
HE BETRAYED AMERICA!! THAT'S WHY HE STARTED LOSING. BROWN FOREIGNERS THAT TAKE SMALL SHITS MADE HIM DO THAT FOREIGN choo chotso fucking SHIT!!!

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>laughs at you in 6th grade bjj black belt
>flushes you

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>those thighs

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Where is Coral at? I need to talk to him.

NOO AMERICAN BROS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN EVEN OUR GOOD OL BOI BLACK RASSLERS ARE TAKIN UP DAT FOREIGN SHAT??!! HE'S WASTING TIME HE COULD RASSLE AND BOX LIKE AN AMERICAN!!!

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Everyone relax

>AHHH SHIT FUCK MY WRESTLING HAS FAILED ME
>SAVE ME TRIPLE H

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Reminder this sport is our's now wh*teboi

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fuck you khabib

this is what happens when guys like Tony don't find mma
youtube.com/watch?v=6CA_stoU-GM

During Poirier Holloway did anyone else think Dustin was tired and it was just going to be a repeat of 212?

>all beaten by wrestlers
makes you think

>literally ducks Colby and says he has to beg him for a fight despite being the clear contender for the title shot
At least pick a black guy who isn't a pussy

cuckby dont want that smoke b

Not so fast, Marty

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colby ducked wodley tho

Based thread

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is he pointing at an imaginary person here

>tfw your black belt professor from Brazil has seen the foolishness of exclusionary behaviour in training and now also teaches wrestling techniques and takedowns to make sure we are more complete fighters
This is the way to go. you need to be both a jitsushitter and a wrestlenigger just like GSP if you want to be the ultimate fighter

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Predict how many buys this will do.

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PAY IT FORWARD
youtu.be/LxPMZLjvw-g?t=487

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hot take in 2001

redpill me on this guy

IT AINT RASSLIN IF YOU AINT A GOOD OL MID WESTERN BOY GETTIN SWEATTY ON THEM THERE TOURNAMENT MATS FROM ELEMENTARY TO COLLEGE GSP AIN'T NO RASSLER WHAT DID HE WIN RASSLIN??? HE AIN'T US AMERICAN RASSLER TAKIN BIG SHITS!!

Why is she such a foot slut, bros? God damn i want them toes on my dick

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At least one. Am I right, my fellow good goyim?

>cejudo v moraes
>rivera v yan
>sterlingv munoz
>lamas v kattar
wont do any buys but it is incredibly based desu

LMAO

That's lame though wrestlefuckers deserve silence

i'll take the over on this being cancelled/postponed due to lack of interest

the wrestlefucking isn't half as bad due to having a ring instead of the cage
Half of the wrestleniggers in the UFC would be flushed without the cage

He’s been living in America since he’s 5. Why does he rep Nigeria so hard, fake an accent and act like he is the voice and face for immigrants across the whole country? In his college wrestling videos he goes by Marty and talks like a normal American. What a fucking fraud

hey marty whats up, wanna wrestle?

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What was your most surprising boying?
I never ever thought I would boy Cringejudo but here we are.

>on the street
Good luck trying to lock in an armbar while getting stabbed or shot ya simp. Get a clue

where the fuck do you live that people are getting shot and stabbed?

I mostly agree with any form of grappling being a meme in street fights but boxing isn't the number one. Muay Thai is fucking munstrous in street fights. i used to hang out with a guy who traned MT. he turned into a cokehead and was heeming cunts left and right, sometimes two or three at a time
he eventually hit rock bottom and became a wreck, and I hear he runs a café now but back then he was an absolute fucking munster. Muay Thai is definitely the king for street fights, people end up getting cut immediately on the first elbow

I saw Jimmie Rivera at a bar not too long ago and I would unironically beat the living shit out of him.

Henry is just to annoying to boy for me

When you go back to your ancestral homeland you tend to get a deep feeling of belonging and you don't get anywhere else. There's an inherent familiarity with the place, the people, even the flora and fauna. You'd probably feel the same thing if your parents had moved you to India while they worked on the railroads or something.

London

where you at usman?

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Based and Cucuypilled

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I'm not a fan of either of them burn Colby becoming champ would be fucking amazing for the memes

>Zero title defenses
Kek

>jon jones will fight 3 times since stipe's last fight

I hope Colby wins just to see all the tears that would ensue. He makes soibois cry.

literally the only reason i cheer for colby

this is why we need to keep immigrants oppressed.

for all the shit Jonny bones gets he's the only champ who is actually embodying that champ spirit. Will always respect him for actually fucking fighting. DC is a loser money fight fucker.

Hamilton and I used to live in Woolwich, 2 complete shitholes.

Cejudo is a big dimes drawl now. 300k minimum

Because he's trying to make money and his agents tell him it's a good idea. It's so cringe I hate when people grow up in America and once they make it they pretend they aren't American all of the sudden because it's trendy.

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Fuck immigrants, especially poor brown ones.

i think he loves hurting people which makes me like him more t bh

Honestly at this point it's like Stipe's retired.
We're not hearing shit all, he's just not active and he's apparently doing some charity thing soon unrelated to UFC. He's not injured, but he doesn't seem to be doing anything either.
JDS/Ngannou is going to be soon, and it's very possible the winner leapfrogs him for a title shot, can't imagine he'd be happy about that given he's beaten both.

Though to be fair, I imagine DC will retire soon-ish, and they'll make JDS/Ngannou Winner vs Stipe for the vacant belt or something.

I went back to my "Homeland" and got food poisoning because it was a shit hole. If Usman stayed in Nigeria he wouldn't be where he is today.

its such a uniquely American thing too. one of my mates was born in Lithuania and he came over to Ireland when he was a kind Everyone, even himself considers him to be Irish.
I don't understand how in America your blood takes precedence over where you actually were raised and lived your whole life.

>MMA
>the noble art of boxing

look at these fucks

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I agree it's sad. For whatever reason nationalism is a dirty word in America and you can only be proud of being from a foreign country. People who love their country here get labeled as ignorant, it's no wonder why America is such a mess.

It always amuses me when boxfags get so pretentious about their sport like it isn't just 2 men just punching each other.
They lack so much self awareness they use the same retarded critique Boxing received and does receive as being a violent shitshow for MMA. Bit baffling desu, that's why /heem/ is better, we enjoy heems from anywhere like true patricians.

It does make me wonder though, what makes boxfags like this?

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Because theres not really an ethnic American group. As much of a cliche its a melting pot of immigrants. People take pride in being American and the platonic ideal virtues but as many are so relative to immigrants, the immigrant upbringing of pride in the homeland culture takes precedence

>eddy bravo will never be in your corner

Yeah definitely. If Gastelum's angles were too much just imagine Whittakers.

Who you got, Rose or Andrade? Why?

Looks like a good card. Is Munhoz vs Sterling in the undercard though? You would think they would put that on the main card instead of one of those strawweight fights.

shutup chink, you eat all of the flora and fauna there's fucking none left in your 'homeland'

>implying im going to watch w*mens f*ghting

Bobby's foot is definitely out the door, probably due to his health. I read that he's doing a wrestling event before he comes back to the UFC so I think he will retire from MMA soon. Hopefully he heems Israel then fucks off for his health

Rose. She's way better standing up and can probably hang on the ground.
I'd rather fuck Jessica though.

Based wmma is a meme the ufc only keeps around because there would be a shit storm if they got rid of it. You know if they considered getting rid of flyweight they had to at least think of getting rid of strawweight.

Rose because I could psychologically manipulate her into earning money for the both of us while having the added bonus of fucking her at will

Speak for yourself mutt.

Based. Jessica has some thicc thunder thighs while rose just looks like a boy.

Because they know their sport is getting swallowed.

It also doesn't help that you're considered racist if you say our president isn't an evil Russian spy or whatever. If ""they"" would let America create a national identity instead of pushing the "melting pot" meme more people would stop with the motherland bs and be proud of their country.

>Souza Vs Hermansson
>Oliveira Vs Perry
>Lineker Vs Sandhagen
>Arlovski Vs Sakai
>a Gilbert Burns fight

This coming card looks pretty comfy

Im not speaking on your behalf you fat retard. I’m literally answering the phenomena someone is asking. Post your weight right now so I can jerk off

His health is fine. He loves fighting. He does wrestling to improve his wrestling. He won the Australian qualifiers for his weight class for the Commonwealth games months before the Romero rematch. He just wants to sharpen his skills everywhere

Guys, I think I'm in love with Khabib Nurmagomedov :/

Yikes, maybe staying there would be a good idea sweetie...

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>>Souza Vs Hermansson
Souza
>>Oliveira Vs Perry
Perry
>>Lineker Vs Sandhagen
Sandhagen
>>Arlovski Vs Sakai
Sakai
>>a Gilbert Burns fight
Burns opponent

I'm not going anywhere buddy. Foot is fine

Are you Diamond in League yet?

ignore this poser pretending to be me

...

no mate, hover around gold/silver but I've been playing the division 2 lately
haha we're all whoever we wanna be here right?
This is the only place I can really talk freely without being judged. Look what happened to Israel (the rugby player not my new best friend ha)

Bisping here.
Shut the fuck up you bum

He's going to spam that kick he does just because Kelvin landed one and it's going to get him heemed

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Post proof you’re Bobby, timestamp with a picture of you doing the two finger salute, i will boy you eternally

I happen to know Bisping is in the US right now because I spoke to him last night (morning there)

Darren Till here. All of yous are getting it

Bob will heem occupied palestine inside one.
Kelvin flushed his chin, while Yoel only strengthened Bob's

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is skrillex never returning lads?

Where you at Rockhold? I challenge you to a surfing contest.

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WE LOVE YOU BOBBY

She got flushed by Jessica and Nina

youtube.com/watch?v=mn7ibGuSUfc

based
felt this exact same way when i went on vacation to mogadishu

What do you know about fighting, huh?!

Not much, I'm a weak beta bitch.

>a fucking shove

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no he didn't

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Cejudo is juicy as well

>gets heemed 3 times within 15 seconds
>"wooooooowwww"

There is no way in hell he was ever natty

Father? is it over?

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first for khabib gets slept round 1 by dustin. Don't believe me? You're getting heemed

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also screencap that

Rose with long hair is so cute

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Charles Oliveira beats khabib

yes he did

FLUSH THAT CAN ISRAEL AND FREE PALESTINE BOBBY

cringed hard, Israel is worth every penny

Early stoppage?

Finally someone brings it up. I think an argument nobody has made is that he goes down 3 times within that sequence.

Based wojack flushes Cejudo

heem loves you bobert

both are shit
ones a slave
the others home to big nosed fucker who lover to fuck with shit too much

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Pepejudo will dab on him

Cringe

>cucks John Cena
Cringejudo always wins baby
youtube.com/watch?v=O43zf1-41Oo

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they went freakshow mode with this one. may watch it for the spectacle ironic element.

Tony never skips neck day

can't get cte if you already give it to yourself

i hope he fights again soon

On day 4 of nofap lads, didn't realize how often I would get hard out of nowhere. Feels like I have more energy tho, y'all should try it.

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The country?

when it comes to nofap I'm weak mind

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I've been going strong for years. Wet dreams are awesome side effect.

God I wish that were my dick

Wet dreams suck. Ruins a comfy pair of shorts and boxers

it doesn't ruin anything, just clean them

I want to commit sins in her butthole

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i just broke my 61 day streak yesterday bro, i feel bad...

Had a boss like this, blonde bimbo, her family left Puerto Rico when she was a toddler, barely spoke Spanish, but every chance she got she would tell every one she's Puerto Rican. So desperate to not be white, and not be American, she couldn't stand for anyone to think she was.

Obviously you blithering zilch. Why would I want to clean them after one night?

cringe

oof

If I could fake not being american, I would.

It's over, Dana.

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post micropenis

>that ring girl acting shook

hnnng

look at this brokeboy thinking about penis. Why don't you go buy whats on your mind.

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*injures knee*
*Injures shoulder*
*hernia acts up*
*gets head kicked by israel*

easy night for Adesonya

*solves mma*

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Damn, Gary Goodrich is a crazy mother fucker. Sad to see how he ended up but these fights are kino.

No Mr Poppers, BAD!

Are you having them every night? Jeezo, man. . .

whats your bench

is there anything he can't do?

I can't wait for him to not get the nomination

50 mailbags full of cash for 5 reps

I invented UBI

youtu.be/ucyAMKaSwSE

youtube.com/watch?v=69AVhhhPnpc

Can someone erase the fighters and so we can admire the dazzling footwork of the ref?

I think fighters should be allowed to call for a break in the event of a foul. Then, if footage showed that no foul took place the claimant should lose a point.

I want to join the UFC to impress Ai Shinozaki

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>Get knocked out
>FOUL FOUL FOUL he called me a nigger
I like it

>inb4 every Colby win

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Is Gilbert Burns that bad?

>poke you in the eyes
>roundhouse kick you in the balls
>i get a minor warning
>you only take 30 seconds to recover because u're a "warior"
>i heem you
>goes on record as a clean ko victory

Based and Redpilled

based

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Anyone tuning in to ONE Hero Series?

Don't get me wrong, watching Jouban sperg out was great, but for me, the best ever reaction was Ray Borg's loss from a few weeks ago.

>Judge Eric Santos scores it 29-28 for Ray Borg's son dying
>Judge Matthew Panter scores it 29-28 for Ray Borg's son living
>and judge Daniel McDurby scores it 29-28 for Ray Borg's son dying!

And then to see that despicable little fat manlet REEEEEEing as coroner Bruce called it. BEAUTIFUL

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As an aside: I would literally eat Sanko's ****

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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Is your ancestral homeland a closet?

That's a true warrior's spirit

How do you roundhouse kick someone in the balls? He'd have to be facing you in a very weird way to do that.

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WHERE Y'ALL AT!?
youtu.be/eh68DdCr02Q

Does anyone have a webm of all the knockdowns in Rountree vs Anders

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Top tier ref

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>muh free 1k neet fiat money gibs
Go read a book nigger

why not? There's no way avoiding the collapse of america, why not get 1000 bucks a month and put them all into crypto

Jon jones won the decision
anthony smith won the fight

Smif won the story of the fight

>Really Yamasakiesque in his stoppage, is Dan Margliota, Joe

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>crypto
lel

>spicy af fights on atm and /heem/ is asleep
baka

oh for sure you know anything about it

i-i'm watching

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Is this really autism though? I do stuff like this all the time.

based

I too lurk biz, my fellow pajeet

yeah that fight was a fucking banger

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>he'll be wrong t-this time!!

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>fight withdrawals

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>*headbutts you for 12 rounds*

any other full dream or pride careers out there bros?

you have autism bro

Would be interesting to see how they match up, usman has a better top game but colby is the better wrestler with better cardio and they're both pretty woeful strikers so what happens if they can't get eachother down.
I think Colby wins desu

Based

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Unironiclly this

Other way around u wouldnt be fucking andrade she would fuck you

Doesn't matter who wins, Goatren beats both.

is biggledy schweppes a good fighter

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youtu.be/r1mzutUCg1Y

Good stuff buddeh

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>that moment his heart breaks at 59s

Lmao @ bisping talking about religion

crisp clean striking domination for 5 rounds at altitude
what've you got to say about it can velasknees

is he our /guy/?

youtube.com/watch?v=XDKkhNuKT9E

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youtu.be/r1mzutUCg1Y
@22:20
“It’s always the Jews,I mean come on” Matt bisping
What did he mean by this?

Pretty disgusting TMZ is using Schaubs name for views and drama now
youtu.be/0d-xYY0Rumo

Which UFC fighters do you think post in /heem/ there must be atleast one?

We geeeet it /heem/ we geeeeeeet it... y’like memes? Alreighht already Uhhhb we got it ok? but are these really three best memes you have?

Ben askren is selling wolf tickets

as a faggot weeb who went as far as learning the language, even this made me cringe

Prime me heem's Magumbo

If only we could shrink Whittaker down to 155 lbs and have him put a beating on Khabib. I absolutely loathe that muzzie mountain ape.

Is the schmo natty?
youtu.be/3omxfBwBnOc

*hugs your leg*
*takes you down*
psshhhhhhh ,,,,,,, nothing perosoonell ked

>tfw no berry picking chimp gf

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he's talking about fighting jon jones so yeah your right foot out the door

*threatens you with a machete*
*steals your taxi*

*flushes*

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i expected her to pick bananas

Asking to fight Jon Jones is asking to get flushed

I think I'm a tough matchup for Usman. I have good jiu jitsu, my striking game is dangerous, and overall, I just think I'm hungrier than him. I have what it takes to beat him.

schmo will pop for epo cap this post

If Bobby goes thicc DC-mode, he wins easily

guys, if Whittaker gets heem'd by Israel and jacare loses does Yoel get another titleshot?

Name a single time a memejitsu ""fighter"" beat a solid wrestler

>Whittaker gets heem'd by Israel

it can happen

Hall embarrassed Maynard, a D1 wrestler

till vs usman is the fight to make

till vs ngannou*

How do we get /box/ to come over to the ufc?

more fighting
less scrotum grabbing

He’s pointing at you. Breaking the 4th wall

face the pain: soul
no face the pain: soulless

boys heading into bjj/wrestling for first time today

Champ Shit Only

face the pain: cringe
no face the pain: cringe
Intros, promos, and interviews are all cringe. UFC events should just be back to back fights with no downtime. All fighters ready to enter right after the last fight.

as long as the only pause between fights is face the pain

Wait, but what do I watch for my soap opera fix then

face the pain is kino

Correct

You're going to get brutally heemed and your arm snapped, rip

FACE THIS FEAR IN FRONT OF ME

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bobby knuckles is an avid heem poster

Wow, the clogged corpse of Gray Maynard and he literally played foot fencing with him. Powerful!!

>it's a ''Joe brings Cain up out of nowhere and felates him for 20 minutes'' episode

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Muh prime Cain bruh

Heem me up inside

cain is the GOAT 100% b

If Pride went mainstream globally alongside the UFC, how would they have handled being associated with Gay Pride?

youtube.com/watch?v=kRZJt5bA1gE

name a more kino ko

For me it's prime Jens Pulver

Canbib gets subbed against anyone with decent BJJ

youtube.com/watch?v=RCuaxzdC6yE

So when is the next Rizin or K1 event?
Enjoyed Nasukawa and Kape's matches yesterday.

Khabitch fears /ourguy/Ryan Hall

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the guy on the left is taller than the right, but somehow looks like way more of a manlet. i dont get why

>MMA
>Real sport

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it's the arms, trust me

It's the arms

Why do bongs always say "simple as"

fuck off ye u fuckin yank mug

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LE EPIN RYAN HALL!!!!!!!!

HE DOESNT EVEN NEED TO FIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
XDDDDDDDD

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO BASED!!!!!!!

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>watching Mortal Kombat 11 cutscenes on youtube
>Sonya Blade starts monologuing
>mfw Ronda's acting

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>*Kills family*

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Exaggerated on the kale on my Joe Rogan style smoothies again.

Taking some explosive liquid shits

You're right, I surrender that $1000 to isreal. I'm a trump guy now and against the fighters union.

Woah we geddit I mean woah man we gediiiiiiit my guy y'aren't racist for sure. But lemme axe you again bee, are these porch monkey moon cricket pickaninny coon jiggaboos really the best minds to represent the art?

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heemcord > r/MMA > sherdog > bloodyelbow > heem whatsapp > /heem/

Does anyone here have boxers ears like most ufc people do? is it hard or is it squishy?

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I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with Dana White.
Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.
If you think about it, how is Dana White different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. White has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has Dana White greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.
Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and Dana White continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping Dana White would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.
I am decided: Dana White will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously.

it acts as a secondary sexual organ

it's called cauliflower ear

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crazy pride lady at work

Photon is the official /heem/ style.

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youtube.com/watch?v=arrr2sjlm6A

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yeah if you're a little gayboy
wow!

What happened to Augusto Montaño? He just vanished, he wasn't that well known but was popular enough to be in the game.

the two most based individuals in mma in one video, tremendous

is that the founder of "Toilet Till' responding to MY post?????

I am uhhh honored, sir. P-please excuse my stuttering I am n-nervous!

aw shucks, no need to be embarassed

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I invented "Toilet Till". I have proof too.

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Cringe

>2015 was 4 years ago

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Don't like Cerrone or Iaquinta so I don't care who wins.

I'm the creative force that drives /heem/, sweaty. If I feel like celebrating the historic moment of Sun 26 Aug 2012 12:19:44, then I will. Feel free to return to r*ddit if you have a problem with that.

I invented Schaubposting

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So which ballsack are heem shitters going to gargle once Khabib exposes Cringeyson's dogshit groundgame and reminds the world once again that 10th meme shitsu doesn't work against actually skilled submission grapplers?

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they will never fight

Tony will never get that fight now, they'll match him up against Paul Felder or something while Poirier and Khabib fight. Then the winner will fighr Conor while Tony retires or fights Cerrone.

They will. Khabib fights Dustin in September, then he'll flush recovered Ferguson, then he'll molest Gaethje. It has been foretold.

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cringy muzzie, khabib is ducking tony for as long as he wants

Gaethje is probably going to fight Ferguson
Winner gets a title shot. I'm pretty damn confident this will happen, cap it if you want

Who will win though?

Boxing is getting genocided by mixed martial bvlls.

has anyone compiled the crazier tiger postings and sent them to brendan schaub yet?

He probably won't ever fight Tony, but I think Gaethje can heem Khabib. Khabib hasn't faced someone with half the yard strength that Gaethje has and if he stuffs a Khabib takedown Gaethje heems him in one round.

Got submitted by Pettis and Lamas.

i rewatched the fight, rda was eye-poked badly

I could see Gaethje winning that. He has good ko power and Tony always gets dropped. If Tony wins it'll be by submission.

Tard strength*

That's kind of my worry. I see Gaethje being able to win too and if Tony has done all this shit and gets his title shot taken away because of Gaethje and we don't get Khabib/Tony, it'd feel be ass

Wake up, Dmitrii. You won.

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kek

who is the strongest WRESTLER that khabib has faced?

*loses the fight, but wins the story(and your heart)*

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>just von flued a wrestler of 6 years in training
Daily heeminder I would heem everyone in the UFC.

Yes and then everytime RDA tried to close the distance Ferguson would stick his fingers out basically threatening the eyepoke. Overrated fighter.

Yeah I agree I'm a big Tony fan I want to see him get a title shot. I'd rather see Tony fight Conor at this point than Gaethje. It's a shame Tony didn't fight Max he could have finished that cutbabby. Sure Tony was having mental issues, but god forbib Dana tries to work with the guy who's 14-1 instead of trying to make another champ-champ meme.

Probably Tibau or Al on one day's notice. Khabib gets really favorable matchups, he mostly faces strikers.

Is Gregor Gillespie fighting again anytime soon?

best song for walk-outs of all time?
youtube.com/watch?v=CrgUVXqwYFU

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Do you mean strictly Greco-Roman? Otherwise probably some Sambo guy nobody here has ever heard of.

how do al's wrestling credentials stack up with tony's or gaethje's?

Credentials are irrelevant. Al probably has better MMA wrestling than Tony and definitely better than Gaethje, who got mounted by some WSOF bum. Khabib rapes all three though.

Pedigree wise? Pat Healy or Abel Trujillo. Skill wise probably Tibau

Unironically Yaquinta on short notice and coked up Gooby

>m-muh weight cut
>m-muh eyepoke
Fucking losers

RIP DE LIMA

yoel romero has the best walkout song in the ufc
youtube.com/watch?v=f68o21c06Fk

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Cringe. Tony and Gaethje easily have superior wrestling

>f-for sure Al is a munster!!!!
Pathetic cope

Gaethje is probably a better defensive wrestler than Al honestly. Not sure about Tony but he has some credentials at least and he's never been wrestle-fucked before. Tony also has a better gas tank than Khabib. In the Al fight and Conor fight Khabib looked different in the third round. He only landed one takedown against Al in the last three rounds and lost round 3 to Conor. I think his gas tank could prove to be an issue in 5 round fights.

nah it's either dominick cruz or one of the hues

They have a strange relationship. Woodley ducked him then Colby ducked him back.

Yeah Al is a good wrestler, but Khabib fans started calling him a "great" wrestler after their fight.

>Gaethje is for sure a yuge munster of a wrestler even though we've never even seen his wrestling in MMA. But for sure he wrestled in college, so he can compete with the best wrestler in the world, 100% bee.
>Conor is for sure a munster boxer my guy he boxed when he was younger he'll heem Floyd easy my mans

Colby never ducked him. He wasn’t medically cleared to fight two months after his other 5 round title fight

>best wrestler in the world
Has never stepped foot into the Octagon

Do you think Asskren will just hold Masvidal down and grind out a boring decision? I really hope Jorge knocks him out..

Gaethje has heavy hands he doesn't need to wrestlefuck and leave the fights in the judges hands. His wrestling is defensive so your point doesn't make sense.

Cringe

Imho Valbong is p4p GOAT followed closely by Biostewie and then Asturbator just my opinion

Hard to say. I doubt Askren stands with him though

It depends on if Herb is there to call another phantom tap

>Unironically thinking Justin Gatekeep is a tough matchup for Khabib
I hope this fight actually happens just so you dumb cazzies get exposed hard

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Yes, either that or he catches a sub

top linesman m8

Umm, sweetie?

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>Lamas
was literally saved by the bell and was losing most the fight

Gaethje heems Conor

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thawlts on weidman?
his internet connection is as heemed as his brain lmao

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Based Weidman wants us to stay in Afghanistan.

When did Gaethje get mounted?

It's tuff b. Weidman still has the skills to compete, but his chin is perma-flushed so I don't want to see him fight again.

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chris is even getting heemed by dogs nowadays

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stylistically he is though, same with Gillespie and Santos

I just hope gaethje doesn't rack up too much CTE on his way too khabib, so much so that he's already a shell by the time they fight.

Asskrep gonna plunge for a take down from the fucking weigh ins. Masvidal is a dumb spic but i'm rooting hard for him in this fight

Lads Paulo Costa was on Ariel's show and he said Adesanya is literally just Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Said he has length but no power or chin kek

>no chin
>coming from a guy who got dropped by Hall
he doesn't beat anybody in the top 5 btw

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*beats everyone in the top 5 in you are path*

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Masvidal is retarded and he admits it, but he's a savy fighter. He has a chance to win. If Askren takes him down it's probably over, but Askren isn't very athletic which makes his takedowns kind of slow relative to the rest of the top wrestlers in the division. Sure he beat Robbie, but that angle slam should never happen to an elite wrestler from a striker. And if masvidal is able to keep it on the feet he easily pieces up Askren's shitty stand up.

>*get's heemed by unranked usada in your path*

His delusional fans are just in love with his body.

Usada'd Fighting Championship

Askren was out

You're assuming Masvican has enough Fight IQ to accomplish this. Robbie was/is the better fighter and besides the early moments of that fight, Askren got him. Jorde is gonna swing, Askren will duck and hug, and it'll be all over for that Cuban. He'll be serving me a two piece and a soda down in Kendall in three years.

>falling for pooel's lies while he gets heemed by pneumonia

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How to achieve this mode?

We'll see. Everyone was saying Till was going to school this "backyard brawler" and he got flushed.

>that flag
Unsurprising

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R8

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Couple spicy bangers, but overall shit

based

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Solid 5/10 with potential

underrated desu

Popcorn chicken and soda

>burger special forces
>needle junkie weight lifters
They aren't fighters. Just cus you rubbed your body with other men until they "tapped" doesnt mean you can win a street fight. Look at world star hip hop, most fights end in 30 seconds either by stand up,, suplex, or ground and pound. 0/100000 submissions.

Prime Luke Thomas heems Magumbo

the revvening

Schaub is a classy dude.

I'll outwrestle damn near anyone on the street tho too lol. I'm 285 at 6'3. Suplex slam ez pz win, already did it back in middle school.

You're a fucking weirdo. Get off my heem

this

He does it because of faggots like you giving him the attention he wants

yang predicted this

Based Fitch btfoing SJWs on Ariel's show.

And yet submitted Oliveria.

colby's making me laugh to tears desu

DARREN THE DOUGH BOY TILL

colby would be such a great heel if he had any sort of natural charisma

What went wrong?

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him having no charisma is the funniest part

he was losing until he won my man

Putting the MMA meta aside for a second, being trained in self-defense focused submission grappling definitely would make you win a streetfight against a non-trained opponent, because once you have a dominant position gnp is easy. It's getting to that dominant position and/or getting out of an inferior position that is hard. I say self-defense focused because obviously you have to be able to deal with strikes and takedowns.

Ya its funny no doubt. I used to think he was cringe but at least he has embraced it a bit more.

based ariel asking the /heem/ question. Does colby think he has already won the story of the fight

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Colby is a bum

dude looks like Thierry Baudet

Punk has had two fights tho

Based STRAYA defeating the goys

yes pls

>Everyone was saying Till was going to school this "backyard brawler" and he got flushed
Wrong

askren living rent free in jorges head

Most hated fighters:

Paige Van Zant
Jorge Masvidal
Conor McGregor
Tony Ferguson

God Jorge is legitimately a fucking retard and I want to see him get wrestleflushed.

>I want to see him get wrestleflushed
You sound like a complete loser, if you were an actual fan of MMA you'd pray for a quick sub. Heem urself

He was literally in special ed

Colby "Chaos" Covington

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one of his less chaotic outfits

Based even if chris is my boy

Don't (you) me. Save the picture and that's it.

What is Colby short for? Colbert? Colbold? Colbothan?

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Kobe

Colbimothy

>Best wrestler in the world
Is there a more soi take than this?

Friendly reminder that only redditors hate Schaub. Fact!

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leddit just copies memes from here
we hated brenthan first

Sam Alvey
Elias Theodorou
Roxanne Modafferi

That's kind of it.

How much longer will dana continue ducking this man?

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Did some cuban guy fuck your mom or something? shes a whore anyway user let it go.

tyron
khabib
colby

Imagine using google to browse reddit. first day on the internet?

Trump would make him tap in a debate

ablurhhhgg! hurrrbluerrghh grrrubll!
JUST FUCKING KNOCKOUTS !!!!

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They hate success b

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t. redditoid

>not giving all your money to israel to kill children in palestine
cringe

>yes i am a ben askren fan, how could you tell?

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Literally who?
Literally what?

Cringeyson got mounted by staph Lee, his wrestling and guardgame is trash. The only reason he won is because Lee was gassed in the second round already due to staph.

whats next for him after getting heemed by usman?

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>Muh staph
Luke Cuckhold beat Weidman and he had staph

all 3 get booed by fans

Usman is incapable of heeming people he has pillow fists

>someone untrained will beat someone trained
lel

In many ways i am the UFC champ in every division

>muh staph
Canvin Lee is a cardiolet

>t-those 10 seconds
oh for sure rda and pettis heem tony my guy lando had him in YUGE deep waters

I'm talking about more of a khabib-esque heem

Lando actually did have him in deep waters

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Nope. He ducked into a headkick then slipped.

is there any fight where tony doesn't get wobbled ten times before he wins?

Reminder Khabib is a cutbabby and he had seizures before fighting Conor despite getting a "nutritionist"

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t. Tony

Barboza, RDA, Lee, most fights actually

we know
no true fightfan will forget or forgive tiramisu

He got rocked badly by lee though cazzie

in many ways khabib should not have been cleared to fight and the story of the fight goes down as a win for conor

Perry should be co-main.

I knock myself out if I do that

No he didnt you blind retard. You’re probably stupid enough to think it happened when Lee nearly raked his left eye out and Tony went flying off balance

He literaly almost drops Tony with a shot you retard

Will based Greg get his first UFC win?

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>Canvin Lee is a cardiolet
Wrong, this is a dumb meme propagated by cazzie mongoloids. Lee had enough of a gastank to wrestlefuck Barboza non-stop until the end of the fight and had enough gas to hang in there with Al who has an infinite gas tank. You're fucking retarded.

So seizure Khabib dismantled Goobie utterly? Wow, I want to see healthy Khabib rip Goober's head off.

Yeah you’re fucking retarded. Looks like your mother dropped you on your head

>t-those 10 seconds
Cringeyson got mounted by a guy who was barely in the fight due to swimming in antibiotics. This alone proves that his guard is complete trash and that he will get easily passed by Khabib, who passed RDA's guard 6 times when they fought and RDA shits all over Cringeyson when it comes to guard retention and recovery. Cringeyson's entire groundgame is overhyped, flaming garbage. It's going to be hilarious reading your retarded excuses when Khabib rapes Cringeyson on the ground with ease.

That’s because Barboza had zero cardio either and was getting his shit pushed in. Him being even more tired means shit

>had enough gas to hang in there with Al
Lol he was completely exhausted. You even admit by saying “had enough”

Imagine willfully deleting what little brain cells you have left to cape for Canbib

I post on reddit everyday, better convos than this scat infested shit hole

>muh staph!!!
Braindead retard. Remind me what Canvin Lee did in mount for those 10 seconds? Yeah nothing you retarded fuck.

>uhhh rda
No one cares about your retarded math, shithead. You’re just dropping any buzzwords you can

khabib will retire without having beaten a single a good fighter

>not coming here for your daily scat dose
no wonder you browse leddit

for sure RDA's guard is a beast only legends like Saffiedine and Covington ever pass it my man

Why is Tony so revved by the fact he is a turbo chinlet with perma CTE?

Would rather see Khabib fight someone good instead of Gooby again

>That’s because Barboza had zero cardio either
Trash, you have no idea how physically exhausting it is to wrestle non-stop for 4 rounds. Lee wrestled Barboza literally every single round aside from round 4 where he couldn't get him to the ground, yet still did 2 takedown attempts. This alone proves that his gastank is more than adequate, you know absolutely nothing, you inbred sack of putrid dogshit.

In the second fight with Al, Lee showcased striking output in rounds 1,2,3 and 4 that was actually higher than Al's and this is without counting the control time Lee earned on the ground, you dumb fucking sack of shit. You know nothing, your opinion is worth less than the turd I took this morning.

>Turbo chinlet
>Has never been heemed
Fer ser my guy he's a total chinlet who just happens to be unheemable

>Dropped in every fight
>Perma CTE already

RDA's guard is good enough to make Cringeyson shit his pants at the prospect of going to the ground with RDA, lmao.

Reddit is full of people gobbling Max and Khabibs nuts. They were talking about how well Max handled defeat after he got beat up and how their subreddit is "full of rednecks who hate Khabib because he's Muslim". There are people with good takes but they usually get down voted by the nerds with victim complexes.

When is he fighting again?

>RDA's guard is good
oh for sure it had Guida and Usman in deep waters my man

Except he twice tried imanari rolling into him. But for sure you clearly know what you’re talking about my guy

I hope that flasher sues her. They should both get in trouble.

Usman would unironically rip Cringeyson's arms off, you fucking retard. You'll be gobbling Usman's cock soon enough when he makes Askren look like a helpless child in the wrestling department via his decisive size and strength advantage.

He was beating up rda on his feet why would he want to go in his guard?

>Khabib-esque heem
t. 229er

Why would someone want to avoid getting punched in the head 100 times instead of going with their opponent to the ground and outgrappling them without getting CTE? I have no idea.

I can see you're already gobbling usmans cock

Can't get cte if you already have cte. Plus rda never knocked down Tony.

Anyone who knows anything about MMA is, he's going to be champ for a loooong time, child.

I don't gobble the nuts of fighters because I'm not a cuck like you

punished till finna make a run for the title

>imagine getting wrestle fucked by Guida and "Cringeyson"

>I don't gobble the nuts of fighters
After Khabib rapes Cringeyson, you won't be, that's for sure.

He'll be AFC champ for years.

Khabib won't ever fight Tony we both know this. Khabob will fight Porier Conor and move up and get heemed into retirement.

when is next fight

dead general

>Cutbabyb
>moving up
He'll sooner flush himself with cutting then face a man his size. To say nothing that the top of WW is full of elite wrestlers.

>he's going to be champ for a loooong time
oh for sure, totally wasn't going to be subbed in the first until goddard interfered or anything my man

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>dae le cringeyson xD
Shit gimmick
Filtered

Askren, Woodley, Usman, and Covington are all the anti-Khabib.

My new thread

True. Khabib is probably going to retire soon because his kidneys can't take much more abuse.

i don't get what this .gif is supposed to show

nothing, i'm talking about the sub my man

In many ways, so was Fergie

lagit thought that was a 12 year old boy

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