/hoc/

>has never won a stanley cup

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it was post 500

what was sharks reverse sweep on /hoc/ like, oldfags?

Whole lot of >it was 3-0

bags of sand

Laffs desu lads

/tedcollective/ here reporting some exciting news that Gary told me. He said that he really likes our work we've done here on /hoc/ and he can guarantee a SCF appearance for our jackets

Was made on 498

I'm in charge of making >laffs postseason golf reservations, /hoc/. I was assured I had 'til June to work it out, am I still safe?

Just shut up

shut the fuck up, nerd.

not at all, better get to work son

>being this mad

why is this game so shit?

That is irrelevant you autistic fuck nugget. What kind of nigger goes combing Yea Forums for a new /hoc/ thread? We will be here ITT you can fuck off.

it was 500 for folks who didn't come into the thread late

>being this autistic

No goals in the first two minutes

Calm down burger you'll get a heart attack with all that fat and high pressure

Montreal would have defeated >ruins by now.

>laffs

guy in green shirt: me

guy getting heemed: leafs nation

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Still early

Stop being retarded

For me it’s hocgeneral.com and finding the active thread

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>guy in green shirt: me
>fat
yeah we already knew that

>matthews the only one putting up a fight
it tracks

>glassthews
Should be Andersen

TRYING TO FINISH THE FIGHT

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>andersen
should be Rielly

imagine shorks pulling off this comeback and winning it all oh my god

knowing the shorks, tho, they'll win this game and choke away game 7

dood i cant even right now Bruh oh nooonono

noooooooooononononononOHHHnooo bruh you killin me right now bruh oh nooo seriously man OHnooonononononononononononon

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOK AT DEEZ DOODS MAN OHNONONON BRUHHHHH IM GONNA DIE BRUH NOOO SERIOUSLY DONT DO DIS TO ME BRU

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anyone ever figure out what that call on ennis in the first period was?

My shorkies are winning it all this year

>announcer says 1-0 vegas when SJ scores
SHORKS ARE FLIPPING THE SCRIPT ITS OVER GARY

mfw Bozak is on the Blues now and just won their series
it was a call from gary

OH NO NO NO NO

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Andersen is the only reason the >laffs are still alive. Literally bailing them out every game

Fuck this racist white fat fuck. Holding down a brother the minute he tries to stand up. In fact he's just fucking sitting on him

youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

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Anyone have a gif or webm of reilly mugging debrusk today

>ahem
>standings

not every game but he has had a heck of a series

fucking kek

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True, I guess recency bias because he almost stole the game today

>using the same metaphor twice
grim and not based

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Based Chara celebrating the based Risen Lord

Kyle Dubious

Kyle Dumbass

youtube.com/watch?v=FMrFC3Pgu2o

just fuck my gums UP

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That's a very Canadian video

Kyle "about to sign THE perfect team" Dubas

imagine living in edmonton or calgary
*shudders*

How come hockey is so racist and lacks any diversity?

there needs to be more videos like this

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Don't know what are you talking about, >my team has a black guy and a finn

Did you have a good Easter m8?

Diversity is for niggers

Had comfy dinner with my mother. Next week will have comfy dinner with my grandparents, aunt, uncle and cousin, because they are orthodox. 2 Easters and 2 Christmas are pretty based

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What's hoc's opinion on puck sluts?

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Why does barstool have retarded women hockey writers.
You talk facts at them and they get all fucking assmad about it and start screeching.

Based and holypilled

BASED

Women aren’t capable of love, logic or reason

it was weird, she reverted straight to 'YOU DONT WATCH HOCKEY'
was confusing.

Will leave you for the next young stud

Everyone loves them. Everytime their team wins, they want to fuck someone. Sure they wont' be thinking about you, but it's your dick in their pussy.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Why would anyone have a "secondary" animal of the food chain to be their mascot?

astute analysis

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Where does the penguin slot in on the food chain?

have sex

global warming

a primary consumer

good one

Below New Yorkers

not an argument

thinking about >laffs to be honest. have to get it out of the way now because i'm sure known big game performer auston matthews will show up in game 7

meant the animal, not the team.

RIP CHYNA

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Contrary to what (((they))) tell you hockey is in fact NOT for everyone

>5G, 1A through 6 games
he's shown up enough already, any more is bonus

Yeah, animals.

>penguins
>The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed

Inedible.

She died years ago lad

This but unironically

Internet in Ukraine is that slow.

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this game is going to give me a heart attack

im a kongs fan and the shorks are my 2nd team

>returns to the sea to feed
And sneed

based

This is the only time that I've ever laughed at that joke.

if i ever saw chara on the street i would give him a piece of my mind and not give a fuck about his size

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an ant crawling on my screen just crossed the goal line and it looked like jones let in a stupid goal. it looked really believable.

KARLSSON IS A VEGAS AGENT

a light breeze wouldn't give a fuck about that old lanklet's size

did Toronto review it? What was the call?

Is /ant/ elite?

cringe

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refs determined no goal. after a lengthy review it was decided that an ant on 1 persons screen isnt the official game puck

>pongs

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>islander
>dragon mascot

Explain this.

This is fake, Murray isn't tiny enough

Soon

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So....Kakko to the rags
Great meme potential, that

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Just read the spoilers for the got episode tonight. Sounds like another dogshit episode desu

>yfw he can just add a little black bar to the top-right of the "5" to turn it into a "9" and look like less of a dumbass

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>norm of normies
So glad I dropped that shit

>some stupid with a flare gun...

no shit, it's game of thrones

MAYBE WE'RE PERFECT STRANGERS

>flams and blots players still being nominated for awards
How? Just ignore them being exposed?

if he wanted the tat so much, should have just left the year blank, if you think about it

>imagine the embarrassment when they walk up to receive their hardware lmao

They’re regular season awards you fucking brainlet

they already voted the nominations are just the top 3 vote getters

Right, but only retards get tattoos, so of course he didn't think of that.

I got tattoos when I was an 18 year old retard and will always regret it

based

How bad are they?

They’re well done I just wish I never got them

mmmmm......yessssssss......now THIS one.........
yesss.............I think this has the right amount of meme potential............

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No, I mean how embarrassing are they?

So do I continue watching Shorks shorking, or Game of Thrones?

which player is this?

Hint: The goal was empty netter.

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Watch GoT after hickey or tomorrow before hockey homo

Not at all, also I keep them covered

Shall be watching Game of Hack Writers since >my team isn't playing tonight.

Rieder?

no one would watch

my money's on either a motivational quote or tribal nonsense

JT?

no

>Roenick: it makes you harder to play the next game
Jeremy getting horny baby

Its pronounced "Overrated Shit" but yes! Winner!

nice, i remember shitposting about that 11mill ENG

He’s -4? Wow, I really miss him

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Anyone ever go to a bar Taffer rescued?

I prefer drinking at home alone

I’m doing that now thinking about the solid 7 that was here for dinner

didn't even snap a quick pic did you?

Nope

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twitter.com/ThAwesomeBoston/status/1120101414729125889

Told you it was fake
>itsaprankbro

>11.6
>11
>7

Holy fuck lads this picture has taken exponentially longer than i expected and put me to the test. Ran into quite a lot of problems, i got most of the basic layers down now and this is a decent rough draft version. I will mess around with some of the layers now to see if i can improve things here and there. I also don't know what colour i should made the goalies mask as i don't have a reference, might keep it like this i don't know. Need to do some work on the background croud etc.

What do you guys think so far? Close to a finished version but it will take a bit longer, i got it all recorded and i am going to make a timelapse.

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great job, lad
doing god's work

that's lame

was that ref in the box a goal-caller?

>cousin fucker
absolutely based

legend

there is literally nothing wrong than banging your hot, sexy cousin

Why are >laffs fans such a disgrace to God’s creation?

please omit sean from your judgments of fans of the leafs

thats just impossible

god this would be so awful to watch

but we hate him too

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If you went door to door HEEMing every pajeet in town you’d find him eventually just try to avoid Sumit and Gagan

>not avs vs teds

>i can make your hands clap

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False. They multiply faster than a single person could walk around doing that

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Put together a team

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>i said
>i can make your hands clap

clap your hands you fucking FAGGOTS

clap your mom

My hands are primed to >shorks post lad

shall be posting as soon as the OT goal's scored to spoil all the stream fags

Okay, this is based

>everybody clap yo hans
>clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

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>that shot clock

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u bang, ese?

OT soon
get in here

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time for leftover ham lads get the fuck in

clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

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hello /hoc/

hi bb

this is the first time im nervous in the playoffs this year
fuck vegass

i've been nervous in the blues/jets series despite not having a horse in that race, they were just really good games

Post Vegas Knights ice girls butt pls

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

score

SCARRR

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

HOW DID THEY NOT SCARRRRRRRRRR JUST THEN

They already did. Can you not read the thread?

strawpoll.me/17861229/
strawpoll.me/17861229/
strawpoll.me/17861229/
>which team?

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Business idea: players can choose to use either one normal stick or two half-length sticks

>Jones with 50 saves
Welp, glad he's back

>Who do you want to win this series?

>Knights fan

>Sharks fan

Why would I want a fan to win the series?

>bend down to reach the puck
>reaves decides to end your career

just stole some of my kid's Easter candy ama

was it candy that you paid for anyway?

Why are you forcing your kids into a cult of lying

It's kind of implied that a fan of a team would want >their own team to win.
Try to keep up, /cric/.

yes but then the easter bunny hid it

t.

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>being mad at holiday traditions for little kids

Fucking love this kid.
only good thing that came out of the shit 2015 draft

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>not still doing all of the fun pagan springtime stuff and just not even mentioning the other shit

that draft was absolutely stacked lad

he means the pooins draft where they had 3 1st round picks and all of them busted

yeah and the bruins blew it lol.
except for him.

OH SHIT
>the >pooins could have had barzal, chabot, and boeser

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How about his cousin who is a miller, Jake DeHusk?

>ruins

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they should have drafted Barzal and Chabot
But Debrusk is fucking good.
Kid is tough as fuck,

What is /hoc/ professional opinion on Lily Jordan?

literally who

FCUK
THA
REFS

>someone hits your stick
>drop it
>DURR POWER PLAY
nice "sport"

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TIPPITY TOP KEK

BASED HERTL

>VEGASS
>FL2URY

SCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>flurry

>IT WAS 3-1
>VEGAS GOLDEN SHOWERS

OH NONONONONONONO

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>imagine giving up a shorty in 2OT

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THIS IS SHARKIE TOWN

Sharkies desu!

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>VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS

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SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
GAME SEVEN
TOMAS HERTL
WE ARE GOING BACK TO SAN JOSE

>the knights were up 3-1

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embarrassing

oh no no no no

>flurry
>top in the league

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fuck you fleury

reddit knights bleeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwnnnnnnnn the fuck out

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EMBELLISHMENT FAGGOYS

Get fucked

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lol, get fucked kniggers

>it was 3-1

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>VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS >VEGASS
Friendly reminder it WAS 3-1 and Vegass had a FUCKING POWER PLAY

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btw vegas relied so much on refpuck that they shouted "you need to make calls for us"

AND THEY STILL GOT SCORED ON THE SHORTY IN DOUBLE OT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>both Reddit teams lost today
Blessed day. He truly is risen, isn’t he?

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>plof flyry

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>it was 3-1

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the absolute STATE of le flower man

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FUCK YOU SHORKS WILL SHORK GAME 7

COPE

Happy Easter, motherfuckers
Except for LA, Vegas, and Anaheim, you guys can fuck yourself

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I thoroughly enjoy eating a woman's asshole

>Vegas Reddit Knights
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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we have all heard the good news

happy easter friend

tiny murray vindicated

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based shorks win posts

Friendly reminder that it was 3-0

>that lazy af backcheck

POOR LITTLE FRENCH BOY

Imagine being a Vegas fan and losing to a shg when your team put up 59 shots LOL

BANG IT. GET FUCKED KNIGHTS.

>matthews scoring every single game
>overrated shit nowhere to be seen

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heh

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>the Vegas nighty nites
>it's knight time

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>VEGAS GOLDEN SHOWERS
>IT WAS 3-1
>SHG IN DOUBLE OT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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KEK
didn't notice that

>frog goaltending

Going to bed lads, hope you all had a blessed Easter

don't let the shorks distract you from the fact that Tampa Bay led game 1 3-0 and then got swept by the Teds

#27 absolutely COOKED lmao

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based

>it was just a simple wrister from 20 feet out
>muh ploff flurry

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Should've cut the shark in half

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thanks bud God bless m8

>gets a penalty
>loses
>gets a powerplay
>loses

Is playoff Fleury back?

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i called it lads

At least we get some game 7 action

thanks gary your script continues to entertain me

FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS

He is indeed, happy easter lad

Reddit knights
and Tornoto Maple laffs both lost tonight
what a fucking day.

based jonesy setting club records

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>Francophone goaltending

he did good this game. Next game he should show up.

is martin jones clutch?
just when everyone was doubting and shit talking him he steps up and wins 2 in a row, playing great in both games.

>wardo still hanging out
lel

>tfw vegas gets eliminated in the first round
>yfw all the shit teams get eliminated in the first round

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Gonna go ahead and point out that this upcoming game 7 is an absolute must win for both teams

I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH IN OUR ABILITY TO WIN THE NEXT GAME! IT'S A MUST-WIN GAME IN MY OPINION! :D

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What an amazing easter bros

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so did reddit win? or did reddit lose

perfect day tbdesu
laffs and redditshowers both lost

"IMO" missing, newfag

I'm thinkin of doing it for Jumbo.

>brodeur

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SHANNON I NEED MY FUCKING SHIT!!

FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS

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Vegass is reddit incarnate

ABSOLUTELY BASED

BIG IF TRUE

>black jelly beans
EASTER BUNNY WHY

:stopreddit:

>the /badguys/ lost today

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i'm just now realizing how sick couture's goal was

fuck this lazy faggot team

Historic playofffs

whose the 'shork' now

historic night with me and your mom last night lad

IN THE VEGAS LIGHTS

WHERE VILLAINS SPEND THE WEEKEND

THE DEEP END

WE'RE SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS UNTIL WE DROWN

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Based

>implying the >shorks coming back only to lose in game 7 isn't the most >shork result possible

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Curtis Brown is a sexy man

sharks and leafs will win their respective series

>islanders and jackets sweep the pongs and blots respectively
>Boston toronto game 7 round 3: electric boogaloo
>Carolina and caps just becoming a bloodbath
>the shantytown of Sam
>colorado just beating calgary in general
>shorks pulling a 3-1 series comeback
>dallas beating preddit

Tell me this playoffs isn’t based as fuck

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desert dwellers trembling in fear

Why did Gary cuck the Avs of the first pick?

Historic night with ME and YOUR mom last night, buddy

Las Vegas is just a suburb of San Jose

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incredibly based

Based

your asshole is a suburb of black cock you fucking virgin faggot

based post lad

fuck this ugly faggot I hope he kills himself after he gives up 10 in game 7

who the hell saw this coming after those first few games

>Fleury

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>92237404
is this an example of staying scared?

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SEETHE

your face is an example of sucking cock

this is the playoff jones who took >us to the finals

tybased lizardman

oh you want me to suck your cock and say >gg sharks
fuck off to reddit

Who would honestly want to live in a shanty dustbowl?

boiling kniggs lifelong detected

ya seethe?
ya stew?
ya boil?
ya brew?

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no I’m a casual reddit fan like you that is happy when my team loses
lord knows a leaf like you is used to it

Seething

>Canadian Center
>Russian/Canadian Wingers
>Swedish/Canadian D Pair
>Canadian Tending
This is peak hockey line-up, nothing can come close to this except full on Canadian everywhere

Lol

check out the big brain on this faggot
did you use all 2 of your brain cells to figure that out?

Which team is seething the most?

DAAAAVID FOSTER WALLACE

GOOD GOOD AMERICAN WRIITAH

>seething
>seething
>seething
great bants you fucking loser

1 finnish center and winger is good too

fleury was about a mile off his angle on that goal. fucking puck hit the center post in the net.

Absorbed more shots in Vegas than the crowd at Mandalay Bay

This guy

me

kek yeah

Hertl owns ya
and he pwns ya
put you into a seethe
that you wouldn't even believe

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50 year old hookers and California rejects

FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FLEURY AND FUCK NIGGERS

Damn I just saw Ovechkin knocking that zoomer out. Fucking based.

Only could get through like 200 pages it was too le wacky and randum

>sharks acting like they arent going to >shork game 7

damn jagr is literally me except replace hockey with shitposting on /hoc/

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REV UP THOSE APOLOGIES

Would Hertl ever pose barechested with a piece of ass?

I’m sorry you play for perennial chokers

Not this time man, not this time

Damn, that's sad

you want a pic with him?

Is Tomas Hertl based?

How many times have you said this

>they still sleepin on the >shorks

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dumb frogposter

Pretty pathetic desu

Yes

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>the crawling shantytown of vegass pooperplays

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so is your trip

Game 7 chokes are reserved for the ducks. Sharks just collapse

stay mad reddit cuck

>stay mad redditcuck
can you fit some more buzzwords up your asshole? I’m guess yes you flaming faggot

Better version

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>Game over
>Realize I have nothing to do
Fuck

>mad at a reptile

Ducks choke game 6s then dont show up for 7s

I texted a girl 20 minutes ago and she hasn't responded .

Is it over?

Yes

Does that blonde chick still go to the games?

imagine blowing a 3-1 series lead by giving up a shorthanded double overtime goal wow thank god that's not my team

Yes

>texting

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it's ogre

He looks like a kid.

And that big titted pink bra girl is going to fuck someone tonight that's not Hertl

Fucked if I know
What's it like to talk to a girl

shouldn’t you be on /vg/ jerking off to pictures of squid lolis?

stop
bringing
that
shit
here
you
faggot

kind of hard to give up goals in 2ot when your team doesn’t make the playoffs eh lad?

Why are you asking for advice from /hoc/?

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Depends on the timezone. She might just have gone to bed and not seen it.
Don't panic, just wait until tomorrow.

Hertl loves talking

she's had like 3 dicks since then

If you double text you lose

she will see it in the morning and ignore it anyway

Alright well here we go then
THE ABSOLUTE SHANTY TOWN OF VEGAS FUCKING GARY'S LITTLE PETS. FAGGOTS TEAM AND A FAGGOTIER FAN BASE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RULES. THEIR COACH IS AN OBNOXIOUS CUNT WHO IS LITERALLY SEETHING ANYTIME THE REFS AREN'T FEEDING HIM PENALTIES. HOW'S THAT FOR YOU REDDIT?

What did he mean by this?

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where's that s(o)iboi

To the sharks of all teams. Based HERTL WINNING IT FOR JOE

SHARKS GAME SIX UPBOAT COMMENT PARTY

>at least you tried
4/10
see you tuesday you ugly faggot son of a whore goatfucker, I hope your nuts fall off

>VegASS

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imagine losing a playoff game

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knights WILL win game 7, not even worried lads

first game 7 in franchise history
H I S T O R I C

Alright good night /hoc/ frens, more eliminations day tomorrow, can't wait

Hey guys, what's icing? It's only my second year watching hockey.

based

Implying shorks coming short of a reverse sweep wouldn’t be the most appropriate shork happening. Knights in 7

>more eliminations day tomorrow
Not >my team, though.

good night faggot, hope your nose is all stuffed up and you have to breathe through your mouth all night

You pretend to be interested in what she is saying and you keep throwing out sexual innuendos because all you care about is your dick getting pussy.

That's so REDDIT it's not even worth rating

>knights in 5
>knights in 6
>knights in 7
ya I’m thinking this semen slurping team isn’t for me

>knight up

Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend?

>wah reddit please validate my post with your upboats
thanks for thinking I give a shit

girls don’t want to be girlfriends

+1

My superior genes stops me from getting allergies, catching cold, or being fat. So basically the opposite of you

Because we don't have any social circles and rarely leave the house and go to where girls are.

+2 upboats fren

>jest

>he types furiously while wheezing “haha got em”

>n-no u

MARTIN JONES REDEMPTION ARC ITS HAPPENING STRAP IN BOYS

most of you couldn't even run a mile without taking a little bretaher

seething, I’ll accept your apology in writing, fan of a team who is not currently in the playoffs

they should test him for performance enhancing drugs to be honest

>s-seething "haha got em!"

reddit showers are absolutely buttdevastated and will choke game 7 to the shorks

youtube.com/watch?v=IblW9Rpkqqc

SEETHING

>16 players
>3 coaches
>1 GM
WTF I love the bloos now!

>he’s still seething
oh no no no no

Already forgot that Tampa is a team, lads.

>oh wow the team that lost is mad why couldn’t they just be happy about losing like us northern californians and canadians
stay mad losers

lad i would fucking knock the shit out of you if i ever saw you in real life, just remember that

who?

Ducks shook their game 7 monkey. Shorks still Shork

vegas hockey was a mistake

>i-if I keep saying it I will eventually be right!
No you will still have a micro penis and diabetes

already forgot that canada is a country tbqh

Which loss is the 2nd worst?

Jest or films

>I’ll beat you up hurr durr me strong caveman
LOL big brain post my lad, have an upboat

BASED and redpilled

f1ame5

Jest

Absolute beta response, wouldn't expect any less from a turbo faggot like you

>projecting your own insecurities onto big dicked chadmericans
poor canada

Flims
At least Blose/Jests was evenly matched

Flames
Jets and bloos were pretty evenly matched going in

fumes for sure

Speaking of projecting. SEETHING

cry more you bootlicker, bet you rim califaggot anuses on the daily

I didn’t an hero, not preemptively for playoffs or after the jets were eliminated. I stopped posting because I reset my phone and the new IP address had lifetime ban. I used my appeal to calling Janny a retarded cocksucking nigger son of a dog and it was denied. I have no further desire to post here. I’ve found three new forums and I’m settling in nicely. I probably won’t watch hockey until the next WJC where I will cheer for everybody that isn’t Canada
But I can tell you this. PAUL MAURICE IS A FINNOPHOBIC FUCKING HACK AND HELLESIEVE IS A TWO BIT FAGGOT.

>seething this much
OH NO NO NO NO NO

see

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>why is he mad instead of just presenting his gaping asshole to the winning team as is canadian tradition?
kek, cry more redditor

>this amount of seething
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Most to least embarrassing:
>blots
>flims
>pongs
>jests

>seething
>seething
>seething
oh no they called me seething again? can’t they think of something original?
no? lol I guess leafs would know a lot about seething since none of them are in the playoffs

>schizophrenic boomer sperging out and finally returning to his shithole forum
we can only dream

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I can hear you seeth all the way to Canada calm down amerilard that can't be good for your heart

sam is the only good poster hoc ever had besides myself of course
calling out buttman and his satanic practices
truly a redpilled individual

>hearing a text based post
based autismleaf bro
maybe your team will make the playoffs in the next 10 years while you continue to cry about sunbelt teams gobbling up all the cup wins

any source to get some basic, VERY basic insights on strategies or things like shifts and lines

just started watching

uncreative

wish these faggots could bants but all they do is cry >seething all day

>Mackinnon Rantanen and Landeskog slap your gf ass at 22mph

What do you do?

youtu.be/XaYx4FVtS3E

throw a pipe bomb on center ice taking out both teams and half the crowd

reported to the FBI

Game 7 laffs elimination is going to be amazing

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I got the new thread lads, sit back.

new etc

sitting

can we all agree that the only series worth watching have been leafs/bruins and sharks/vegas?
guarantee the winner of these series go on to the cup final
hint: it won’t be sharks/leafs

early

>early
>posted at 499
S H A N ' T
SOMEONE MAKE A REAL ONE
SAVE US,

make it yourself cuck

dubs gets to name the thread

icehockeysystems.com/hockey-systems/breaking-1-2-2-and-trap-forecheck