Sharks can be eliminated tonight if Vegas wins
SHARKS @ GOLDEN KNIGHTS GAME 6 THREAD
ah yes southwest hockey, my "favorite"
Hockey is for everyone except niggers and faggots and women.
soon
First for Vegas!!!
joe thornton retirement edition
Bumping for vegas
GO KNIGHTS GO
not good for the sponsors, m8
cursed post
vegas have the most reddit entrance in the league
Was looking for this thread. Made my own shitty one because I thought everyone fucked off. Thanks lad.
I wish i had a stream with ads, i prefer american ads over a static screen
go sharks
Read a book instead
>lil jon is a golden showers bandwagoner
grim
imagine
Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharkies desu
>I just LOVE the pregame shows
Just read the thread lad, and /hoc/ too
is vegas retarded?? the lyric is NIGHT not knight
The fuck you using the same goddamn image for you absolute shitstain
kawaii
JUST
you'd think jones was finnish with those numbers
Who are you Avs fans hoping to play?
Is that not very good?
t.
wheres the refbeggar
Damn, that's an old mistake.
Have the one with the fixed lower stripe.
>that save percentage
ikr
definitely sharks, mackinnon and rantannen would dab so hard on jones
>Vegas getting away with tripping already
le bettman faec
Are all neutral fans cheering for the sharks?
The Sharks commentators are trying way too hard
Thanks bro
POAST LEWD SHARKS
I don't speak for everyone, but yes
>consistancy
Why did the Knights copy the Sharks with their players coming out of the helmet?
yes
Well we do it better so it doesn't matter.
why would anyone cheer for california?
I'm conflicted. It's funny watching the shorks lose. but also fuck the reddit golden knights.
yes.
the knights must learn to suffer like every team before them
Because the alternative is cheering for cancer
you're not cheering for california, you're cheering against vegass
>all the shorks coming back to the threads after being MIA for the last few games
What you guys think you actually have a chance?
Yes, though I fully expect shorks shorking
We Just have to believe
you must be confusing this for reddit lad, we've always been here
you, on the other hand, have to go back
If you've been here ya'll have been awfully fucking quiet!
a bloo bloo man group
based shorks nigel laying the smackdown on his reddit candy ass
>reddit knights using streamers
just like reaves, even the fans think this wwe
same
why cant they just watch the game?
OH MY GOD LOOK RIBBONS
GET THESE STREAMERS OFF MY SCREEN REEEEEEE
plz post more, everyone like lewds
Yes
I miss Statsny
Only because I want a game 7
>ward
Based
PING
Knoits fans, where is eric haula?
P I N G
kill
Based on what I've seen so far neither of these teams are any good
rip
fuck no
dead in a ditch
F
knee exploded after getting hit by marleau
fuck vegas is looking slow
If they don’t score on Jones in the 1st min they lose their power
I come from the immediate future lads soon in this game it will be 1-0 knights screencap this
And where is Gusev
Looking forward to the based steamers and the wave
This game is must win for the Sharks
Kill me
based perkle with the biting commentary
Bold
Hmm, maybe
>has never won the Stanley Cup
>Jones allowing only one goal
>Tfw I’ve been asleep since the end of the second period of Broons Laffs
What the fuck happened
in your opinion?
Leafs moving on.
can the refs fucking give us a penalty so we can get to game 7, hol;y shit
In my opinion, I simply must disagree
REFS HELP US
both these teams suck cock jesus
NOOO MY TEAM SUCKS SAVE US REFS
REFS HELP HELP HELP!!!!
fuck yoiu dudes, its not my fault sharks have to rely on refs for the stan lee
REFS PLS
you see sharks fans asks the refs "why wasn't that a call?"
vegas ask uncle gary "do you want me to tickle your balls while i lick the head?"
>laffs
>bustthews
>status : EXPOSED
>broons
>marchand
>status : BASED
ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS I WANNA SEE AT LEAST TWELVE TEETH ON THE ICE TONIGHT, YA GOT IT???
>vegass falseflagger thinks he's fooling anybody
yikes
>because we're a better team than them
HMMM
550 million buys you a lot
based hertl
WHERE THE PLAYOFF TIDDIES AT
For me it’s Vegas Golden Knights. The official team of Europeans, Redditors, and tourists to the sport.
NICE
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
Excuse me, cunt, that's my shtick
based
Based suburb bros
What will the final score be after the Sharks win tonight fuckers?
BASED SHARKS DICKIN THE KNIGHTS
Based Couture!!!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
BASED SHARKIES
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>VEGASS
>F1eury
SCAAAAAAAR
RUH ROH
My boys
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
COOCH
O
O
C
H
WILTING DANDELION
>vegASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT REDDIT
SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
SHARKIES DESU
SIX POINT FIVE
Do you think she fucked the fat guy that brought her to the game or Burakovsky?
the richer of the two which may be the fat guy
Her hand is going for his dick
Definitely the fat guy after flashing burka
Anything quite as based as leftover prime rib + portobello mushrooms with playoff hockey?
Hockey discussion without needing to post your shitty food in a pathetic attempt at online validation
Cope
sharkies, desu
yum m8
Some fishy officiating thus far...
I've seen a few obvious non-calls get by.
Sharks are seemingly trying the interfere with based fluery and getting away with it.
Won't work though. No team in the league has a better scoring offense imo. Stone is going to net at least 3 in the next 2 periods.
>Hockey discussion
>Discussion
>implying
>laffsnet calling out karlsson for being a shit defensive dman
Actually based
Imagine not knowing /hoc/ is a cooking general
>claiming refpuck when gayarse reddit shites can LITERALLY wedge their sticks in based sharkies skates with impunity
hmmmmmmmmmmm smells like bettman
What makes the Golden Knights Reddit?
newfags needs to learn
more /ck/ thank /ck/
>Vegas already claiming refpuck
funny enough this isnt a goal in a rec league as the goal would still have been in the center
New franchise and those pregame shows
fucking kek
Mark Davis looks out of place everywhere
A nice vegetarian chili with gluten free corn bread.
>gay pregame
>gay entrance
>gay name
>gay players
>gay uncle gary
idk they're just pretty fuckin gay
It's also an Yea Forums /o/ and /k/ general as well. They got a lot of homework
claiming refs after you get your stick stuck in Dillon's skate and trip him onto the puck with no call
this fucking haircut never gets old
Kind of want to get a quick fap in before intermission is over but I'm conflicted about choking the chicken on the day Jesus Christ returned from the dead
I don’t watch hockey show me a cringey pregame show
>Inexperience with hockey terms and knowledge
>"Create-a-Franchise" tier logo and name
>Need to have gimmicky entrance and intermission shows to bring fans in
>Fans jump between being cocky and whining constantly, don't understand bants
>Shithole city and fans
By the way Captain Marvel defeats Thanos :D
Based bowlcut
>capeshit
I don't think a single soul in /hoc/ would give a fuck
And if I find who does, I'll heem them into the fucking dirt
Just fucking Google it, faggot
google "vgk pregame show" x
It's the Bowl-cut Brigand himself
is that raw what the fuck?
>San Jose Cucks.
>Gordon Ramsey and Lil Jon
I wonder what that conversation is like
wow another lazy fucking half hearted effort from the knights
dennis the menace?
Sharkies desu
Friendly reminder that Vegas is an Los Angeles Suburb
For such a "dedicated" fanbase, T-Mobile is quieter than a library
BIG FAT SHARK TITS
*shoots streamers everywhere*
>no au juice
>no potatoes
Why?
Vegas fans are just yesterday Kings “fans”
What a shit crowd. At least Laffs fans know how to cheer
look at any attendance sheet from any eyar they sucked and it says otherwise
That's impossible, because vegas fans are Blackhawk fans, who are known to hate the Kings
I fap 5 times daily for the past 10 years and even I havent fapped today cmon
an.
los angeles education everyone
Why did they shoot the streamers lads?
Kek the ref just kicked it away from the shorks
>tfw I went to the strip the night the blackhawks won the cup in 2015
There were so many blackhawks shirts
LA and vegas are just part of greater Anaheim
Yo someone tell them to take a commercial break, I gotta tinkle
I tried not to, but then some really cute girl started flirting with me at church today. She then wanted to hang out next week. She even let me touch her hair!
I just came back, they won't do it for a while
the next whistle should be unless its an icing
is he sleeping or ded?
Dubs and both teams lose
Sleep
anahiem the rinks this fri be there or be square
I never eaten duck before. Are they any good?
Causal reminder that the Shorks are perennial dick chokers and will win fuck all again as usual. Also, all their fans are faggots.
dubs and sharks choke this
No but I still like to kill them
The best thing I’ve ever eaten was a glazed duck dinner on a cruise a few years ago. Literally unreal
>Buff is a ted now
Why is Vegas the "golden" knights and not just the knights?
sort of like a fattier chicken
only fags used the scar in MW2. Prove me wrong.
>being this close
Fuck off, we are going to game 7 lads
>................
>team enters zone
>wooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOoooooooh
>..............
What a crowd
sure is quiet in the tmobile library
same with famas in BO
EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS
edgy
>worth over half a billion dollars and still cut your hair yourself
Wasn’t even being edgy. Farm raised duck is good but wild duck is trash.
That's every single crowd.
>This game is must win
Thanks, Hahner
orange duck from a legit Chinese place is life changing
When are the nigs going to chimp out?
Depends on who cooks it desu. If it's me or my wife then its fucking delicious
Maybe if I get a new job monday
>SHORKS SHORKING
Top kek if I do say so myself.
Good jorb jones
OH NO NO NO NO
>IT WAS 1-0
OH NO NO NO
YES YES YES
OHNONONONONONONO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
MARCHASSAULT
>shorks
SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
VEGAS LIGHTS SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
that wasn't on jones
this game needs a fight
nice defending by karlsshit wasnt even facing the right direction
lmao
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Mart1n Jones
>shork defence
delet this
>naming your franchise that is a historical underling to the franchise that is 50 miles away
OHONONONONONONONONON
>Plastic Knights paper fans only show up at the arena and in the thread when they score
lol
Ducks would bootblast both of these shit teams
>paid millions to play defense backwards
U got gear to play?
That's gonna be a big boo-urns from me dawg
>post all the time
>why are you spamming
>post when something happens
>why are you plastic
based retard
UMM SWEETY.
karlsshit chasing the play all around
yegas scores
Dubs and knoits choke this
>the Anaheim paper tigers doing anything except selling tickets to the magic Kingdom
>Don't post or discuss anything until Vegas scores
>Why are you calling me a paper fan????????
GO SHARKS GO
Blackhawks would bootyblast both of these shit teams
Glad to see the casinos let their drink runners have a night off
>doubling down
BASED retard
So where will they be in 5 years when they're a bubble team on the down swing?
Red Wings would bootblast both of these shit teams
>Create strawman arguments that nobody has brought up this entire series
>T-this is why I don't actually talk about hockey!!!!!!
still here makin ya seethe
Avalanche will anal rape both these shit teams.
imagine being this angry all the time at a fresh expansion team
P S A
S
A
unironically thinking this lmao
Yeah sure sweatie. Glad chiraq will become irrelevant again
Just end this pathetic excuse for a team already.
BING BING
No I havent started making the good money yet
WAHOOOOOO
REFPUCK REFPUCK
ERA PENAL
Why does anyone even attempt wraparounds on goalies that aren't sub .900 exactly?
>that’s a penalty
HMMMMMM NOT SURE IF THE REFS WANT VEGAS AGAIN
Just rebrand to the SHREKS
Becaue ITS OGRE
REFS HELP ME
based
*sneeze on vegas*
Why are Vegass posters projecting their choking on the Shorks
>knights tie a 1-1 game
>it's the shorks shorking
>Vegas was up 3-1 in the series
Why is sunbelt hockey so much more exciting than sn*wbelt
The fix is in
sharks are going to win this series.
Because arrogance. If I’m a knights fan I’d be more upset I lost a cup to the capitals lol
Sunbelt is lowkey better than snowbelt
Because they're absolutely terrified that it'll happen to them lol
Bettman Knights need to win the cup this time
nuHL has way too much of an over-reliance on special teams
more passion less arrogant fans
why would someone willingly live in las vegas
Jesus walks into a bar, everyone looks up and says "no way!" Jesus just smiles and says "Yahweh"
if you don't prefer sweet potato fries over regular, you're gay
Kek funny yet inaccurate
good luck bro
oh look at mr moneybags here who can afford the upgrade to sweet potato fries
Californians are fleeing to here in crazy numbers. Tell everyone to fuck off because we’re full
Pretty cheap living, everything is open 24 hours, we don't have a real winter, it's pretty nice.
Sweet potatoes are for faggots
They like buffets and slot machines.
How much is pooteen?
California is the Golden State
Nevada is the Silver State
Discuss.
that's retarded, i mute every single commercial, it physically pains me to listen to them
Golden
More like
Faggot state
Who else /poorSoTheyHideAllFoodPosts/ here?
*buys you Dominos
In my opinion, VGK would be better off winning here tonight instead of waiting til game 7
good one dude
That’s kinda what it’s like reading leaf posts.
this
based and redpilled
IMO Shorks need to win this game
REFS HELP US
this power play is brought to you by gary bettman
>Vegas penalty
I bet Gallant is SEETHING
Based, commercials need to die
Based
Bettman for President
Based Couture high sticking his own face
In my opinion this game, (game 6), is a must win for the sharks
i thought the refs cant call penalties on the knights???!
Holy fuck knights absolutely SEETHING
>/hoc/ was extremely pro Knights last year
>extremely anti Knights this year
K
Special teams play is so fucking boring
>dominos
i fucking hate flyovers
actually the opposite
Peggy Hill over here
icing on the power play is never a good thing
I simply must disagree
>furiously eats his Taco Bell
>/hoc/ was extremely pro Knights last year
so you weren't on hoc last year
They let fat Russian man get cup. Fuck the knoits
I've always hated the Golden Kniggers
>"golden knights have amazing stick handlers"
>also golden knights
Going to In n Out
Enjoy your shit food
cleaning my pipe, the bag of alcohol it's sitting in has turned dark brown
>his face
it goes like this
>doughty hits a dudes shoulder , then his head by mistake
1 playoff game
>This season: Bellemare head hunts clifford, clifford leaves game and misses next two
nothing
twitter.com
No they weren’t. Everyone called them the Reddit team. Stop making shit up.
Meant to reply to who you replied too forgive me please. I’m such a retard. I’m killing myself.
Excellent reading comprehension friend
>92235006
now imagine that in your lungs
>imagine being high on weed
mmmm yeah
in my opinion, fuck vegas
still better than cigarettes, been smoking weed for 10 years and my lungs still feel just as strong
Why are the sharks so shitty when they have such a stacked roster?
On paper they should be amazing. In reality they play like a college team.
whats everyone drinking, im buyin rounds for /hoc/
seething and obsessed
monster zero any color is fine
/hoc/ cycle
>meme team eliminate universally despise team
>/hoc/ makes fun of universally despise team
>meme team fan gets more vocal
>hype died down
>meme team fan keeps being vocal and condescending
>become despise
>cycle repeat
Why are the sharks so good when they have such a shitty roster?
On paper they should be terrible. In reality they play like a championship team.
>stacked like Lisa Ann
Current meme teams are.....?
10 beers, fernet and kaluha milk. shorks
go go golden knigs
>we are all knigs desu
toking and debating buying some poorfag a Dominos gift card for Easter, now that Dominos has been mentioned
i dont get your logic user
Labatt Blue
Is reaves the most feared man on the ice?
Be honest.
So how were your BM’s today? Been eating a lot a fiber so quite solid for me.
Hockey has the hottest woman fanbase confirm/deny?
the ducks didnt play today so idk
mine was a tad messy but it still went through well all things considered
nah man its ligamx by far go spend 5 mins in that thread its crazy how many bombshells they got in there and its all OC
henney and mickeys for me btw
Not great today. Drank pretty heavily last night so it was very watery and unpleasant.
Dominos or PizzaHut?
>ligamx
Really expected that to lead into some ligma joke.
for me its pan 'za from the hut
carolina and columbus
I only shit in public and I didn’t leave the house today so no poopies
reaves isnt even the most feared man in the knights
>muh latin whores
The ligamx girls are all cakefaces
dominos, brooklyn crust.
Pizza Hut tastes better but they're WAY overpriced. So Dominos for the deals
How can sharks fans even be proud of their team?
Have you seen the other sharks fans? Literally a mix of asians, Mexicans, niggers, and a few boomer whites.
Probably the second most disgusting fan base in the world behind only the Ethiopian roller hockey fans.
ROUND TABLE!
youre looking at their faces??
long story short the team that eliminated a team that is hated will because hated in a few months
Thanks m8, training to be electrician. Pay sucks rn but dem benefits
still better than vegas reddit soibois
>faces
Can’t wait to be hated
No snow.
Where do normies get their opinions on hockey?
Do they just believe what the commentators tell them to believe?
>sorry guys I just dont think her face is all that pretty
>Those proportions
Fuck off, spic
bcuz the name knights was already taken by London knights of CHL...
>momjeans
I fucking hate this trend.
Holy shit Jones actually playing well
>tfw will never be hated aside from sam hating us
Feels good being the eternal good guys
Reminds me of perds fans
So if the Knights blow this series will they still declare themselves champions???
:^)
Won't mean shit if the rest of the team doesn't want to play
That literally was the perds
that's fucking retarded
nyquist is fucking up
Dumb TV shows and people who were raised by TV often pretend men are only interested in women below the neck. In reality though, true female beauty comes from the face.
Keeps the fat in.
Shorks are entering the zone like a fucking AHL team
as if there werent enough "hide the fat/ugly/etc" options
or thighs
where's the line between thicc and fat, though?
>More GI bullshit
Kiss my ass
I hope T-Mobile Arena burns to the fucking dirt with the entire Golden Showers franchise inside
That's a make up call for that missed trip
Cellulite
it's a subjective thing but thicc is usually some decent size but not with rolls flopping everywhere
this is an 18+ board
Knights scar on this PP and sin 2-1
Screen cap this
t. Child
>yfw Vegas fans all disappear the moment they miss the playoffs
>Vegass casuals lashing out because they don't understand the rules
>knights sin
well youre not wrong
Remember those silly pregame shows Vegas did last year.
No more retarded than any other teams
>mfw they become the new florida
kek, based retard
let me know when your balls drop
Would you guys say this is a "can't lose" game for the San Jose Sharks?
No, it's much worse than any other autism
I prefer the fucking storm surge over the Disney on Ice shows
Good thing you weren’t alive when the ducks became a team
>Doesn't understand the rules
>lol underage
Just because you say it over and over doesn't make you right
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO NICK BONINOOOOO
Which team was the most bandwagon/fairweather?
Tampon or Vegass?
>he’s doubling down
lmao @ your life retard
How bad it was?
t. 2 FULL years of hockey knowledge
>tfw nobody remembers when the ducks were based off a movie and had a cartoon also
Feels bad
Tampon Bay
This is the Jonesy I've been waiting for
absolutely boiling
oh snap
>implying any sunbelt hockey fan has been watching the NHL for more than 2 years
i hope ryan reaves scores the series winning goal
I do and I'm sure some fans outside know where the Mighty Ducks name and logo came from.
>he doesn’t know
feel bad for you lad but I won’t report you for being underage
On the strip
Imagine following a team that is LITERALLY from a Disney children's movie
At least it's not as embarrassing as following a team carried through the first 2 seasons by the league while being in the middle of a fucking desert
my nigga reaves gonna murder kane then score the game winning goal
>gordon ramsay is a vegass bandwagoner
grim
Reaves is a badass and I promise you that if you post here...he would stomp your face in with ease.
I'm still amazed that the NHL let Disney make a joke out of their sport and league
ok you two, better stop now or both of you are getting a minor
>yeah
Wish we could go back desu
New thread when?
Has anyone brought up the Edo commercial?
Eat our stir fry or your a cuck.
>Boomers talking about a boomer rapper
If San Jose wants a chance they need to score in the next 7,5 minutes
sorry dad
wish the rest of the shorks played with the same urgency that cooch is
Does anyone remember the show though? Because that was some furry shit
don't be a ryan
Was the guy in the crowd waving a dildo?
we want a melkman goal
i'll take 2.
If this goes to OT, the series is over
What’s that song?
He was tying his shoes
it fucking blows me away when i see players diving head first to block shots, there has to be a line between bravery and stupidity
This is west coast hockey? It's a wonder anyone could stay up for it during the regular season, boring game
>ducks joined the league in 1993
>bettman became president 1993
their other games this series hasn't been like this
>inb4 controversial goal
WAVE YOUR BATTLE TOWELS
>getting outshot 40 to 19
wtf? shorks finally get playoff jones and they're shorking it up
And he used to work for the NBA. Madman just loves making Canadians and hockey traditionalists seethe.
>Relying entirely on Jones
What the actual fuck are they doing
>leaving to work in 40 minutes
please no OT
he's just your typical slimy american business creature. no heart or soul.
NEW
more like inb4 shot from the corner that deflects off 3 different things before trickling in
Either this or complete blunder from a goalie on a shot they stop 99 times out of 100 are the only right answers