>Mark Chapman presents highlights of today’s three Premier League matches, along with all the goals from yesterday’s top-flight games. Liverpool continued their quest for a first league title in almost 30 years against Cardiff City, while Everton hosted Manchester United and Crystal Palace visited Arsenal in a London derby.
For reasons unknown to anyone, absolute berk Jermaine Jenas is on MOTD for the second night in a row alongside Ian Wright to contribute """expert punditry""".
>No idea how Jenas gets so many gigs, he's dull as fuck and offers nothing but shite.
You can say this about most pundits. At the end of the day you're listening to idiots trying to talk seriously about something, when would that ever be interesting
Jaxson Anderson
Guys like Souness, Neville, Carragher and a couple others actually offer either some insight or at least entertainment. Jenas really offers nothing
>Man Utd lose spectacularly >Arsenal lose spectacularly >Liverpool have a routine win
M-MUH TITLE RACE
Why are they on first?
Adam Myers
So people can laugh at Sean Morrison.
Bentley Clark
Why do Liverpool fans think they're the neutrals favourite?
Isaiah Sullivan
>Team fighting for the title against team fighting relegation are on before midtable shitters
HMMM CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT
Jordan Myers
United will win against City. Whenever a top 6 side suffers a humiliating defeat coming into a big game, they win. It fires them up like nothing else
Ayden Gomez
Everyone hates Man City, so logically they must be the favourite.
Brandon Sanders
We don't, you just create false narratives to get angry about because you're a weird cunt
Ayden Kelly
Liverpool aren't fighting for the title though, they've lost it
Nolan Sanchez
>he thinks this will happen
William Long
Brainlet post
Isaiah Miller
VISIT MALAYSIA
Joseph Nguyen
You have to understand that victimhood is part of the Liverpool identity. They think because they're victims that people feel sympathy towards them. If they feel sympathy then they must like them. The fact is they're unquestionably one of the most despised clubs in the country, but they wil never accept it as they think the only people that despise Liverpool are Mancs and Toffees.
Juan Anderson
wtf how do you miss that
Caleb Adams
Took his eye off the ball LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cooper Thomas
The bias on BBC against Liverpool is hilarious, makes it even sweeter when we win.
My uncle is a hardcore, pretty-openly-racist, beer-gutted Chelsea season ticket holder for 30-40 years, and apart from Spurs, there is no team he would rather lose this title race. Likes Klopp, likes the strong British player contingent, hates the fans. Because they always play the victim. Liverpool are the Japan of football teams - always play the victim but have selective memory when asked to recall their own past atrocities. t. watford fan
Asher Wilson
>y-you cannot call us bin dippers anymore cos some other scumcunts do it too. Kill yourself.
Jayden Parker
>the rules are with Salah - you don't give him a chance to dive
"Yes he's a cheat, but it's your fault for letting him"
Hudson Stewart
>Merseyside derby with Warnock v Allardyce as the managers Scousers would be begging for ILLSBREH 2
>if your NOT from the norf, you are irrelevant ...did i read that right?
Andrew Brown
>job swap >let me have his team and he mine
Does he realize that Klopp worked his way up from a shit tier Mainz side? And then from a crap Dortmund side working on a shoestring budget? And then took over a garbage Liverpool side before turning them into this team?
I mean it's a foul. The fact that the ref has no intention of blowing his whistle if no one hits the floor is WHY there is so much diving. Salah dives, after having been fouled on his feet for a good while. Refs need to call holding that doesn't result in falling over to avoid all this shit flopping.
Nathaniel Ortiz
They get a massive pay day for getting relegated, best thing that could have happened to them
Lucas Gutierrez
I thought de gay was supposed to be good
Isaiah King
It's true, outside of London the entirety of the South have absolutely no football culture and have won fuck all. The entirety of London combined has only 1 European cup in their entire history.
The South are shit at football
Jaxon Bennett
>the dive was just for emphasis./ Which is what the ref gave a penalty for and shouldn't have done. You're not entitled to exaggerate contact, you have no right to go down.
Tyler Price
Great strike
Chase Sanders
>It's no longer a foul if the player emphasises the contact
Brainlet post. You can't wrap your arms around a player to stop them moving with the ball. It's a foul
Matthew Rodriguez
business idea: give an unproven interim manager a permanent contract halfway through the season
what could go wrong
Nicholas Hall
There is so much diving because of cultural reasons and because players knows it increases their chances of winning a spot kick. Implying players are hard done by and only dive because refs are refusing to give them anything is such a cancerous attitude to have.
On a real ting now yeah La Liga is a bare gassed league but f a m yutes from Barca are mad flame ting
Hunter Flores
THEO FOR WC2022
Hunter Davis
Getting called a brainlet by the sort of thick paki cunt trying to defend his wog brotherhood for diving is really quite ironic.
And no one is saying wrapping your arms around the oppo player isn't a foul, you dumb illiterate cunt.
Chase Sullivan
>Everton play well with nothing to play for part 654576643
Gabriel Perry
So explain why the referee shouldn't have given a penalty for the foul then
Camden Robinson
how long ago was it that Everton were supposed to be going for top 4?
Thomas Jones
If it's a foul, then it's a penalty. Salah being a knob doesn't undo the foul
Logan Martinez
>letting Walcott score against you in the year 2019
Jose Nelson
2005
Christopher Green
Ole being very honest in postmatch. I know Fergie would publicly defend his team to the hilt, but did he ever publicly critisise the team or a player after a loss?
Not in public, he just went mental and threw shit at them in the dressing room. Probably why he had a massive heart attack
Jack Hall
It's a vicious cycle I think. Refs don't want to give soft penalties because they think players are "exaggerating" contact. Player now dives when there is ANY contact because it forces the referee to make a decision and most refs aren't brave enough to yellow for diving if there was at least SOME contact leading to either a penalty or a caution without a card.
The situation is cancerous but it's pretty clearly the best move for the attacking player with things how they are at the moment.
Oliver Howard
>s-sorry fans :( >we'll try better on Wednesday :D
based
Wyatt Barnes
>You're not entitled to exaggerate contact, you have no right to go down.
Elijah Hernandez
Remember the scandal when Sven took the young, untested Walcott to the World Cup?
And now he's in some mediocre everton team and people forget he exists
Liam Brown
>seething paki Learn words, you tit.
Jackson Long
>you now remember the IT Crowd joke which somehow stayed relevant for over 10 years
Tyler Adams
Jenas, more like Penis. Amirite?
Grayson Johnson
Come to think of it i'm sure kloppo or pep has. Exception being Mouyes
James Cruz
he's unironically weak mind.
Jace Martin
>paki cunt trying to defend his wog brotherhood
You realise Egypt to Pakistan is 2,338 miles right?
For example England to Croatia is 1,432 miles so I highly doubt he has any feeing for Egypt if he were a Pakistani as you suggest he is...
Elijah Butler
>every time you are at the pub with your mates and someone mentions ANYTHING about football that one lad who doesn't like football makes that joke >everyone laughs every time Honestly, the IT crowd hit a timeless classic with that one.
He's a brainlet but Zaha one of the best dribblers going
Luis Collins
Shit body double is shit
Jack Morgan
hopefully you never come back, you vile nonce
Landon Martinez
That's a fucking hand ball lmao
Nathan Lee
How long till Arsenal realise their team are shit and stop with this fake support the manager shit?
Wenger to Emery is like Allardyce to Billic and Moyes to Martinez
Jack Morris
>mustafi
Ryan Hall
I watched it, I've seen it loads of times, it's still funny. If you don't agree you might be underage.
Hudson Nguyen
>white guys hugging >black guys surround the hug, jump in unison, and body slam one another abothe the hugging white guy's heads before landing and joining the hug
BASED
Joseph Diaz
>leaving early
there is no greater sin
Julian Garcia
>booing your first home loss in 12 games
lmao classy
Robert Murphy
Zaha would be utter shit at a ‘big’ club
Ian Hall
>using the term ‘midget’ negatively live on the BBC
That’s a yikes from me.
(manlets btfo)
Cooper Powell
Wales was a mistake.
Colton Cruz
Keown is gonna get in trouble for saying midget.
John Powell
Warwick Davis is already preparing an execution
Camden Rogers
Is Keown the missing link between homo sapians and neanderthals?
Henry Martinez
He needs to realise that wiping boot polish on his head won't disguise his thinning thatch.
Ryder Evans
Kick him in the face wearing steel toe caps. Should keep that midget out for a while
Luis Lee
Why keep making Huddersfield play? Just give their remaining opponents 2 points each and call it a day.
This is just cruel.
Adam Richardson
The weak should fear the strong.
Aaron Martin
We watching the Women's Football Show Yea Forums?
Jaxon Baker
Dickhead.
Cameron Kelly
What benefit is there to making teams who are already relegated keep competing?
Luke Carter
>thick paki cunt >wog brotherhood >dumb illiterate cunt hey, I know you! You're that pajeet spacker who got embarrassed by like 4 different people in that thread a few days back, aren't you?
