744 million pounds spent on players since Sir Whiskey Nose ran away

>744 million pounds spent on players since Sir Whiskey Nose ran away

How much do United need to spend in the summer to win the title again lads?

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500 gorillian

>500 pogbas

That's not a nice thing to say

>to win the title again
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhaahahahahhahaaaaah

>out: smalling, young, BOSS, valencia, darmian, rojo, herrera
that'll get them maybe 30m
>in: 1 overpriced centre back (koulibaly maybe), a couple fullbacks, at least one more overpriced midfielder to ""unlock"" pogba (probably milinkovic-savic, even though that's a terrible idea), and 1-2 overpriced attackers
that'll cost 300m+
and it MIGHT get them into the top 4, but no better

Don't worry, they've given Phil Jones and Ashley Young contract extensions lol

>How much do United need to spend in the summer to win the title again lads?
about the same Liverpool spent the last 18 months

jesus christ

but liverpool are ending the season trophyless as usual

What kind of idiot makes those decisions?

>744 million pounds

STERLING?

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Just the curse. Manure have a different curse

The entire right side needs an overhaul.
£150 million is the very least United would have to spend in order to be competitive again.

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>What kind of idiot makes those decisions?
A retarded board who thinks they can recreate the class of 92 with shitters like Trashford, Shitgard and Smalling

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what?
why?
you better be making this shit up

>Fred
you misspelled "fraud"

Herrera is pretty good though. Would be a huge loss for them if he were to leave

Everton can realistically win next year's league

lol no

You forgot Phil Jones needs to be jettisoned. Dude is a traffic cone on defense

>city kicked trashford out at youth level
>city told sancheque to go fuck himself after he asked 500k a week
>city lured manure into signing fred by feigning interest in him

how the fuck do you just dodge 3 massive bullets like that?

not sure I agree with that

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Better than the rest of utd's midfield tho

>Alderweireld
Yeah another dude clearly past his prime is what united needs

There's a reason Atleti didn't want him anymore

Need more shit players.

You can not sell BOSS (more like BOOS) unless you get to conned some team to pay his fee. I dont think PSG is going to be interested.

In all honesty the only players that United should keep from this squad are De Gea, Rashford and Lukaku with Lindelof, Dalot and Shaw as starters until better players eventually replace them so that they can drop to cover. The rest are either shite or have appalling attitudes.
The issue is their board are more interested in running United as a brand than they are as a football club, so while they make loads of money their recruitment is awful. Realistically they need a project manager, but that won't happen until they restructure the club so that they're set up to succeed as a football team. They could learn a lot from how Liverpool have operated since Klopp came in.

>De Gea, Rashford and Lukaku
sorry but they're shit

Well yeah but they're not as shit as the rest of the team. Good enough to build a top 4 team around with the right system.

How about a swap deal with real Madrid,
Bale + Courtois for De Gea and Pogba

>their board are more interested in running United as a brand than they are as a football club
They must realise that their brand will eventually die if don't start winning titles again.

the need Ngubu now

Courtois has just as shitty an attitude as Pogba and has been worse than De Gea this season, and Bale's permacrocked, but because Courtois and Bale are big names I could see United accepting it if they got a bit of money on the side as well despite it being a bad deal for them.