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broons tee be aych
this is the real deal
Yxa dom som kaxar
>all of these canadian posters shit talking the leafs after the teams they follow got knocked the fuck out in round 1
if you apologize and bend the knee to leafs nation then we may let you see a picture of the cup we bring home this year
>one copy of Whalers Jersey, please
It's 2019. It is filled with chinks and opioide addicts. Not to mention hippies and left wing faggots.
Toronto is the faggot capital of north America
>Sean mad he has to live in his moms loving room
I can’t tell if you’re describing Toronto or Vancouver
What is the meaning of this
Sounds like every major city on the continent
Chinks are only in certain suburbs outside of the city. The "safe injection sites" are being shut down. Both are still major problems in van city.
I don't hate Toronto, it's just that the universe is only in balance when >laffs are stumbling around out in the wilderness getting abused by all the civilized world.
You want a balanced universe, don't you, user?
>Toronto is full of cunts, their fans are the most insufferable in the league, potentially all of sports, and the media incessantly shoves >Laffs down your throat all day long. Hockey Central last fall they were earnestly discussing whether Auston Matthews had the greatest shot of ALL TIME. Some player on another team could score 10 goals in a game and they’d briefly mention it before going in on a 45 minute in depth report on whether Nylander and Marner chose the right deli to eat lunch at.
>Also Toronto sports as a whole are pure cancer. With the Blue Jays and Raptors they expect you to be fans of them because they shove the Maple Leaf everywhere and even if half the league is closer to you if you aren’t a fan of them you’re somehow unpatriotic and hate Canada. They’re like Tim Hortons. Plus they constantly whine about how the Blue Jays and Raptors are underdogs and never get respect or attention but when it comes to the Laffs they get pissed when you don’t suck the evil empire’s micropenis, so they’re hypocrites as well.
HOCKEY SOON
>dog show on right before laffs/broons
absolutely based
>the media incessantly shoves >Laffs down your throat all day long
Just turn off your radio dude lmao
please delete my oc from your computer
Imagine being Johnny Gaudreau and having to spend the rest of your life calling Philipp Grubauer "Daddy."
you now remember patrik laine
God bless the Bruins. God bless Patrick Burgerman. God bless the USA.
Let's fucking go.
cant wait for the apologies after this game
good afternoon leaf nation
I still can’t tell if you’re describing Toronto or Vancouver
GO
LEAFS
GO
>win 1 (one) ploff round in 15 years
>apologize
lmao how fucking pathetic
Is there anything more american than shouting "LET'S GO!"?
leaves
Then i guess you have brain damage
being fat
hey bruins are you ready to get eliminated today?
get ready for ANDERGOD
anyone got any good ANGERGOD pictures from my new PC?
GO SUCK SOMALI DICK YOU FINNIGGER
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not possible, I’m not from Toronto
GO LEAFS GO
GO LEAFS GO
GO LEAFS GO
That is quite american
Good point. Being obsessed with black people is pretty american
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gamethread here
I'm going to shitpost sporadically in that gamethread, sorry not much time today.
>Is there anything more american than
Being able to go your entire life without once stopping to think about what people in other countries do.
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOR
touché
Long story short, I didn't have sex last night
Let's go Leafs... today.
Or ever for that matter. My mana pool shall stay intact.
not every day can be a winner
The Leafs will beat the Bruins tonight
hope so
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
you need to make it a little longer, still
leafs nation reporting in
>they sing their anthem at non-international sporting events
thank you for your cervix god bless america
Where is the motorcycle?
go knights
fuck it, bruins in 7
If Bruins lose this game they won§t get to the next round
Bold prediction
>that laff who went by his bench twice making too many people jump over and one guy had to jump back each time
Bruins goal soon
N/a/shville!
1-0 is dangerous lead
Getting scared yet m8?
if the ruins/predditors/shorks get eliminated here, we will have basically entered the nuHL era.
lol
What does that mean
we don’t fully know yet
yikes
fuck refpuck
Not scared at all m8s
We won SLovakia
>"Why yes, I do think that Kaapo Kakko is better than Jack Hughes"
Elimination day tomorrow
Have I mentioned that the maple liffs suck?
SUPER
FUCKING
SCARED
scar desu
empty but sean free thread reminder that john tavarass is over rated dog poo
Holy fuck
>game 7 is in Boston
>laffs
>The Golden Knights went 1-6-1 during the regular season in games that began at 4 p.m. PT
god DAMN it
The St. Louis Blues are Canada's team
frick the >laffs
pls no game 7
Knighty knight
based
Go Blues
>PT
What did they mean by this?
>Lafs
Top fucking kek. Nice to know who picks the finalists knew how sheltered Reilly was
>lgbtqing going to win art ross hart vezina and norris trophy this year
>still no cup
>first round swept
>3LO7S
>Burns
>Giordano
>Hedman
kek proof that meme Ds don't get you anywhere
>three playoff busts
lmao
Anyone scared at the moment....?
BASED
Very good post
The Flyers took down Kate smiths statue because she made a joke 100 years ago that offends welfare leeches. Absolute faggot franchise happy they suck
"Hockey is for everyone" gave us manlets and hill billy furfags
faggot
What a fucking joke
should be
>slavin
>carlo
>dumoulin
honorary mention to boychuck and lindell
make d-men defend again!
Based.
Alright lads, I've been in Basic Training since February and just got my first pass. What did I miss?
i wouldn't even go so far as to say Rielly deserves the Norris but he definitely deserves it more than those 3
>Thinking playoffs have anything to do with regular season awards.
no but it’s still pretty funny
>What did I miss?
A lot.
>youtube.com
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Hedman was concussed, tampon brought him back desperatly too early for the playoffs
wtf did I just watch?
youtu.be
Wtf I love vegas now
Some user a few months ago re-posted the original bulju video and challenged people to add fake captions to it, like people do with Hitler's rant in Downfall.
Remembered that I had Vegas 14, started making shitposts, never looked back.
>Vegas
based
based
And redpilled.
>brent BURNED
>it's a nylander fucks up the play episode
this is the power of canadian hockey..
every time I listen to a radio broadcast for teams in shitty flyover states it’s nothing but ads to play the lotto and join the military
anyone got an up to date bracket?
You brehs toke up for 420????
>laffs
I see Sam got a bit wild yesterday
my west is coming to fruition
I think Finland SUCKS
>laffs
>stories that cast the late singer as racist for performing two songs entitled “That’s Why Darkies Were Born” and “Pickaninnies’ Heaven” in the early 1930s
Literally just want the Stars to kick Gnashvilles ass, after that I'll be content even if it's a second round KO
>Stars making it to round 3
I'm ok with this
I got one of those feelings that if the stars dont win tonight they dont win
i want the stars to succeed because literally all their Finns are based nowadays
They have the momentum, 10 goals in the last 2 games vs 4 for Gnashville. Top 6 look like they're putting in work, as long as the defense holds well take the series.
Please do it stars bros
Laffs and bruins won’t get out of the second round I’m calling it
Vegas Caps SCF again
I'm assuming ducks fan?
But don't you want them available for the Skoda bowl?
oh nononononono
we already have kaapo, so its basically a lock
MY BRACKET
Dat Finnish defense doe
> not wanting Lord Stanley's silver chalice
Absolute peasant tier
Matthews is a fuckin' savage
Holy based
Torts is our fucking guy
>Julian (((Whalen)))
>torts
Do you call players by their first names, too? I think Reddit is more your speed.
>being this new
Yikes
what?
youtube.com
DEFENSEMAN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Why does this board not like my Vegas golden knights?
Literally a team that has never been bad. A team that demolishes the faggot sharks with ease.
A team not liked by leddit. Yet you kids hate us....why?
Fluery is literally top 2 in the entire nhl. He is fun to watch.
Do you have a yt link? Can’t see on mobile.
John "torturer of the blots" tortorella is /ourguy/ and based
Hockey is not for everyone
Yes
Fans
>A team that demolishes the faggot sharks with ease.
So why is the series still going?
Dude knights are /hoc/'s team
>le funny angry at reporters man
>xDDD he said le bad word in interview lol
He’s Reddit incarnate. He also owns pitbulls, so he’s a nigger, too.
A combination of bad ice condition in San Jose and poor officiating. Not even joking about that shit and not whining about it but the league isn't exactly unbiased if we are honest.
seething blots fan
>muh refs
You sound like Sean, faggot.
Miro is an awesome little fucker, we better hold on to his ass
Italians hate niggers.
Remind me again why we were so concerned with keeping Nylander?
I’d literally rather have 4 players on the ice.
We gotcha little buddies
>but the league isn't exactly unbiased if we are honest.
If you legitimately believe the league is somehow biased AGAINST Vegas you’re retarded and outing yourself as a true lifelong
Quackers for stars
>doesn’t realize le angry Reddit man won the lgbtning their only cup
Finnish hockey “knowledge” on full display here.
The absolute STATE of Philadelphia
Torts giveth and Torts taketh away
Still just a domestic trophy. World Champion is way more prestigious.
Domestic since Canada hasn't won it in over 25 years
But it spends the majority of each year in Canada
tampa has never won a cup you retard
Huh? But I thought hockey was Canada’s game? How can they not have won in over two decades?
L-lewd
>this guy's fuckin head in the shot of the Bruins end
>the absolute state of NBC
Oh fuck off sharks fan loser.
Any non-sharks fan would agree the league hates Vegas. Sharks get all the calls to help them win. Not us. We get bullshit and have to constantly score shorthanded goals in order to overcome refs. Its absolute fucking bias. Take off your teal coloured glasses, fuckwit.
Gotta get tan all over
Seriously, that's a significant part of the ice
Doesn't negate my point
Holy shit hahahaha you can’t possibly be serious
The absolute state of people who found out about hockey 18 months ago
>Canadian arena sightlines
Absolute joke of a “country”
Kek
fuck off, reddit
I wanna eat dat butt
>canashits UNIRONICALLY thought it was coming home
>laffs
my knights are going to win the stan lee!
>the shitskin-infested shantytown of POOronto
Oh no no no no no no no no
Leafs will win game 7
>everyone falling for the vegas troll
>Nashville are beastiality fags
suffering
The US has never won the cup either
The Bruins are Nilfgaard of hockey
FUCK TORONTO
FUCK MONTREAL
FUCK VANCOUVER
GO BRUINS
fuck hockey
Toronto if don't clutch next game you are never allowed to be Canada's team ever again.
Because of boys club byllshit and their inability to realize that there's more than 8 teams in the league. You would think that they were stuck in the 1920s or something. I mean hell, Dallas, Anaheim, Colorado and FUCKING CAROLINA! have all won cups while the entirety of Canada still cant bring the cup home.
I didn't say I wanted to fuck it. I just want to eat it's asshole out.
>ST4Y SC4RED M(4*2)
>THE DILAPIDATED STATE OF THE MULTICULTURAL LANDFILL OF TORONTO
Ok sharks faggots you wanna make a friendly wager today?
If Vegas ends your season, I want you to admit on /hoc/ that Vegas is the team you are jealous of and apologize for such a dirty series and your endless shitposting. Essentially admitting total and utter defeat both on and off the ice.
That's still a sexual act on an animal m8.
well mates are we scared?
Canada elimination day SOON
We've already gone over this, Toronto is not a part of Canada
>Sean btfo
>laffs btfo
>shorks elimination day
>drunk and full of food
Based Easter desu
>ploffs begin with 3 (three) teams from Canada
>all three (3) are ousted before round 2
I thought hockey was Canada’s game?????
Bruins will choke in second round like always
OOOOOOHHHHHH SEAN WHERE DID YOU GO??????????????
That’s not what the map says bro
BASED burgerman poster
>laffs
>xanada
Man it's a good thing all the Canadian teams were already eliminated.
The day of the rake is early this year
Tuesday should be fun
>ssm8
about that...
that game almost gave me a heart attack.
fucks sake
>yfw laffs blow it in OT game 7
shorks in 7 vegass reddit showers faggot
Hello? hello? i sean home??
Game was a solid 8/10 from a neutral perspective
It’s our destiny to lose in 7 games to the Bruins. Every Year.
why the fuck does this guy have SO FUCKING BIG HELMET?
is this good?
The Rake-ning happens Tuesday, prepare your booty holes.
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Good afternoon Leafs Nation
>laffs
The entirety of Canada is 7 teams out of 31 (soon 32). Why is it such a humiliation that no Canadian team has won it since 93? The NHL is about individual franchises, not countries.
Big Brain
Why is America trying to erase the past?
meme book
>fuck toronto
based
>fuck montreal
based
>fuck vancouver
cringe
>go bruins
based
>islels round 2
>teds, laffs, or bombston round 3
whoever is winning our series is gonna make it to the cup, hopefully we can get >our shit together
BASED MARCHAND
seriously though Andersen is almost bailing the >laffs by himself
Didn't ask
Another game seven between two teams who won’t make it past the second round
Hm, i don’t like that
based
Redpilled post right here
>t.ming chung
The Tortorella Blue Jackets will crush either one of the Laffs or Ruins
remember that empty-net goal are not real goal
When you lose today, will you finally apologize to me?
Your constant shitposting is a bit much lad.
just took a MASSIVE tavares. had to flush three times and it left some nasty skidmarks in the toilet.
Rayla is cute and Dragon Prince is based
Kernkraft 400
laffs were goes for nearly two periods while anderson kept them in it
Because they're stuck in the past like most New enlgand teams, that and its THEIR sport. It would be like the US not have a single team win the super bowl in over a quarter century
cope
That's fine they only exist to cuck the laffs
Pulling Frederik Andersen at that exact point really annoyed the hell out of me
The Leafs weren't in control of the puck at that given moment, it was flopping around and half the players were going for a linechange
What the hell was Babcock thinking?
It completly deflated the team, they gave up the moment they knew they had to score twice
God dammit
Owell, GG Bruins
Hope to see the Leafs break their Game 7 - Boston curse this year
Didn't need to respond
>had to flush three times
i think you overrate your shit
>It would be like the US not have a single team win the super bowl in over a quarter century
considering the NFL only has US teams, that comparison is retarded and you are an imbecile
>Because they're stuck in the past like most New enlgand teams
How?
cope
Lads, I feel its time to remember which team has the most aesthetically pleasing jerseys and mascot.
Pretty hard to top vegas.
I'd say real coloured teams are the worst, and fish mascots are pathetic. Just my 2 cents amigos.
Confucius say, do not make mistake of thinking your shit is big, recognize when your pipes are too small
considering >laffs didn't even deserve to make the ploffs, have they overachieved this season?
>Bloos are Canada's team
BASED. I know who i'm rooting for
>2sday
What makes you believe they didn't deserve their playoff spot?
>stuck in the past
>New England has the most championnships since 2000
what did he mean by this?
What do you mean by “real coloured”?
yeah Babcock blundered that one, but the team really didn't deserve to win, they played like shit for 55 minutes. Hoping they have game 5 tier energy on tuesday.
Its empty net goals are for faggots. Lurk moar.
Matthews is our best player, anyone who says Marner is a fucking idiot. Anyone who says an elite pass-first winger should be paid the same or close to our 50goal franchise centreman threat is an even bigger idiot.
Nylander is a good player in advanced stats but "heart" is hard to measure on any stat and he simply doesn't have it. He needs to be traded.
Freddy is amazing.
We can and we will still win the cup.
Assuming that there were other teams in the NFL, do I have to spell everything out for you? Or, how about the world series?
With the loss today and the Isles and Blue Jackets getting sweeps, the Leafs join the Panthers as the only team yet to win a playoff series while also being the only two teams to win a series in less than 7 games.
Based.
>trying to understand sunbelt memtal gymnastics
just ignore him
Imagine being this deluded
>coloured
based canadian proxy false flagger exposed
I still think your massive tavares is just overrated shit
Trash tier denfese and goalies for one, islanders are the obvious exception. If a new England team get the cup I want it to be them.
NO
I am getting pretty close to done with Babcock, it's not surprising that we can't win at home when he gets outcoached every single time he gets the matchup decisions.
Oh and Marleau playing 17 minutes and being out there down a goal with 2 minutes to go when he's done fucking nothing this entire fucking season is completely inexplicable... him getting more icetime than Matthews or Tavares through the first two periods is shocking too.
Cassidy has consistently outcoached him in both of our series.
Another thing I'd love someone to fucking explain to me is why our first powerplay unit only plays 45 seconds of the penalty when we stack it (also, why are Ennis and Kapanen all of a sudden the primary puck carriers on zone entries on our second unit, does Nylander not exist????)
Meanwhile the Bergeron unit scores on their powerplay 1:35 into the man advantage.
The only thing I'd give credit to Babcock for this series is putting Muzzin/Zaitsev pairing against Bergeron, everything else is either obvious and been done or obvious and miscoached.
Edit: also, holy fuck DJ, what the hell is this penalty kill? People actually want this guy as a head coach? It's not like we've known we were playing Boston since February or anything.
They had a hot streak at the beginning of the season during which they had an otherworldly PP streak, then sucked >mild style the rest of the way
The NFL is 100% American while the NHL is 77% American.
This is not "our" sport in a geographical sense anymore.
The Boston Bruins have Marchand and Begeron, two Olympic and NHL WC winners, and they're Canadian.
Is Boston not entitled to being a big part of Hockey the same way as Canadians?
Arguably the best active Canadian player captains the Penguins. Are the Penguins not major contributors to this sport?
This sport is now as American as it is Canadian. Seattle and Vegas just show how big hockey could get, we might even get a Mexico team.
When has Glassthews scored 50?
>Because they're stuck in the past like most New enlgand teams
>New England teams have 12 championships across the big four sports in the 21st century
how far back do you consider "the past" to be?
if the NFL or MLB had a Canada:US team ratio of 32:7, it would make sense that the US teams would win less often
me in the front with the CAF hat on
They even have no cups just like canada
So, who will win game 7?
Long Island isn't New England
For me, it's the St Louis Blues
the team with the most goals
How is that being stuck in the past? Did teams in the past deliberately go out of the way to have shit goaltending? How does this reconcile with the fact that half the teams in Canada’s MVP have been their goalies this season? Also the fact that you think New York is New England is just further evidence of your retardation.
>we might even get a Mexico team
theres already the kings, coyotes and stars
They obviously played well enough to earn a spot, they played very well in the beginning indeed; and went through their usual November-slumb
End of the season wasn't pretty either, but they narrowed out enough Ws to seal a non-WC spot, they definitly earned it?
Game 7 is a must-win imho
Thats probably fair
Game 1 for the rags is a huge must win
game seven is a must win to be honest
They have amazing looking jerseys, and I like Ryan O'Rielly and Tarasenko
Reckon I'd root for them if the Leafs manage to fk it up in Game 7
Islanders don't play in new england you retard
good point, I agree.
whoever wants it more will win it.
That's a hot take
Like most New England teams? The only team without a championship in the last decade is the Celtics and they are still very good. We literally have a top 5 team in the NHL, top five team in the NBA, the best team in baseball (inb4) and the best team in the history of football. Who are you chirping, the revolution? The Pawsox?
really is >our team
why are my feet always so fucking cold even if i wrap them up in 2 blankets what the fuck is wrong with my shit body
what did she mean by this?
Thanks Pierre(s)
GOD BLESS HOCKEY. GOD BLESS PATRICK BURGERMAN. GOD BLESS THE USA.
FUCK THE LEAFS.
>i like ryan o’reilly
It’s illegal to not like Ryan O’Reilly
Gonna have to think over this one
its canadian
FLASHBACKS
i suffer same problem :( I wrap mine in an electric blanket.
exactly i should have evolved to not be so fuckin cold all the damn time
actually the rest of my body is always quite warm
They couldn't clinch a ploff spot until the last couple games of the season, and have shown little of consequence all year. They're struggling against a thin >ruins roster. Face it, they suck and this stan lee talk is ridiculous. Babcock is a mental retard, too.
Based
Game 7 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs between the Boston Bruins and the Toronto Maple Leafs is an absolute must win, in my honest opinion.
low blood pressure. enjoy living a long life
>70% draws won
He's too good
ARe there other kinds of retard?
Forgot about how many teams are NE, but my point about Canadian teams still stand
you can be a defensively retarded, like >laffs
but what If I want to die
LOVE HOCKEY
LOVE /CRIC/
HATE /HOC/
HATE THE LEAFS
SIMPLE AS
OFF TO BED
But I wan't to ballout and die young not having to worry about retirement
They should definitely kiss
>They're struggling against a thin >ruins roster
they were literally tied or ahead in the series since game 1
>Face it, they suck and this stan lee talk is ridiculous
not one leaf fan unironically thinks the cup is ours this season
>Babcock is a mental retard, too.
projection
Please never wakeup faggot
>sean deleted his early celebration thread
lmao that pic
haha yeah right that would be gay haha gross
my digits confirm the leafs winning game 7, which is a definite must-win game
I got peed on on Yonge one time
that's been the entire series
andersen has been bailing them out big time all series just enough for the laffs offense to catch up and put the broons on their heels
the exception is game one where the bruins just stunk stinky poo poo
Less, sure, 25 year drought? Nope
oh the cope of this post
>laffs
cope
looking at the leafs cap and contracts situation this is the best chance this team will have of winning the cup, its not just oh we will be back next year
cope
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yeah it's going to be difficult for them to sign marner.
laffs fan I know says they just got to pull a pittsburgh
as in get a prust and guentzel on a rookie contract to produce well
are you a general manager of a professional sports team or a retarded divegrass fan trying to have an opinion on a real sport
why does canada suck at hockey?
will they ever win another cup?
its been almost 30 years now my god
the absolute state of cuckada
cant even win their own sport
GAME 7 IN BOSTON.
EVERYTHING IS WORKING OUT AS PLANNED.
Unfortunately that’s not something you can “just do”
Boston gets the even games, toronto gets the odds. Sounds fair to me :3
>we need to score more goal than them
Is Reilly posting one of >us?
BERGERON SCORES
PATRICE BERGERON, WITH THE POINT OF THE DAGGER AT THEIR THROATS.
THEY RIP IT OUT OF TORONTOS HANDS AND KILL THE BEAST.
wtf my brain fucked up
C A N U C K S
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They have to fire Memecock.
The day that retard left Detroit was glorious. It was even better that >laffs broke the bank to sign the retard.
>go from last place to consistent playoff team in 2 years
yeah he sucks
God bless the Bruins, protecting the rest of the league from >laffs retards.
Smoking marywaanna
Delete this webm...
Fucking degenerate
Neat
I like /hoc/
Babcock isn't that bad. It's the twink that thought a 3C who sat half the year out was worth 7 million who needs to go.
Can't wait for some sunbelt team to offer sheet Marner and dab on the leafs
Who here Vegas?
the literal who replacing him in Detroit matched his retarded performance, and would do the same with >laffs
>Four first round picks
Nobody is ever going to do that shit, as funny as it would be.
Nylander isn't a natural centre, is he?
>11.6
>11
>7
i hope the panthers offer sheet him like 13 mil a year
here m8. nervous imo
detroit was still making the playoffs when babs left lmfao
LETS GO VEGAS
willy's numbers last season were worth 6-7m, unfortunately he didn't produce as much this season
Yes henlo is this /shorkening/
>LET'S GO VEGAS
Detroit made the playoffs AFTER that retard left, with less talent and coached by a literal who.
Oh my sides when >laffs signed that retard.
>For me, it's the Vegas Golden Knights
The Leafs finna bouta be more cap-fucked than Hawks ever were
Marchand is unironically /ourguy/
>This same shorkposter who's so upset they're gonna be out of the playoffs after tonight!
Fucking gold
>and coached by a literal who.
who kept all of babcock's systems in place LOL
You seem upset, maybe you need a safe space? Have you tried reddit?
I don't think they have the space even if they don't resign McGinn
Reminder
It was three (3) to nothing (0)
can't wait til the leafs are done signing contracts so you retards will shut the fuck up about it
even if they sign Marner for $10m they'll have at least $6m left for Gardiner, Kap and Johnsson, even if they have to give up one of them idgaf
>TORONCHOKE
Are you willing to bet all of your life savings on that statement?
>even if they sign Marner for $10m they'll have at least $6m left for Gardiner, Kap and Johnsson,
this is objectively wrong.
Memecock didn't even know the literal who. He cold called him at Western Michigan U.
poor >laffs fans, bought into the Memecock meme, oh my sides
based
Not a Shorks fan, dumb zoomer
>have easter dinner with parents
>dad starts ranting about girl guides selling cookies and what a scam it is and what a fraud of an organization it is
>older sister used to be in it, mom used to be a troop leader
>"i have nothing nice to say about that"
My father is a miserable old cunt.
no it isn't, sweaty
...
Bomb torontonistan
just some decent banter t bh lad
And then they can literally only afford 4 defencemen
We talked about this a few days ago and you kept talking shit saying matthews contract already kicked in, until I beat you in the head 5 times that it it hasn't and you finally admitted you were wrong.
We've been over this before so many times.
>rank 4
BASED LanE
Willy is fine. It's his mates whom drag him down. Babcock is the reason that shit third line stays together. When we lose, I hope he's fire right away.
THE FIRE RISES
looks fake af
slenderman is in on it
>they can literally only afford 4 defencemen
that's ok, they don't even have one now
Comfy laffs loss
Do you expect anything less from Torontoistan?
cant wait until shorkies are getting btfo and kane starts chimping out
Based boomer dad calling out the child exploitation scams.
Post rare Lannies
my dad made a bunch of money owning a house in vancouver and sending me to school with a bunch of chinks but doesn't think I deserve any help because it wouldn't be fair
>implying reaves won't chimp first
laine is already back onto fortnite
Can't wait to watch the broadcast of toronto square when they choke away game 7.
Moments like that are why I watch hockey.
>girl guides
leaf cap hit before they sign anyone else, for next season, including the matthews 11.6, is $64m, once Horton's LTIR is deducted. Signing Marner at $10m will put it at $74m. Assuming there's barely a cap limit increase whatsoever that gives the leafs $6m in space. Refute this (you literally cannot)
R A R E Lanny in the next 2-3 years
based and kangzpilled
does the nagano mcdonald's ad where he says he'll drive to japan count as rare?
checkin thos dubs
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Kapanen is gonna cost like 4-5M so good luck to your twink GM
there's nothing to refute, you can do it but you're going to drop alot of players.
>rags
grim
>4-5m
unlikely but i'd rather sign Johnsson anyway
we'll likely drop a couple irrelevant players, who cares
>2 wins already
Sharks @ Knights thread
capped out with a fringe playoff roster, with no defense and no goaltending depth and a mental retard coach
>laffs
Hendo knights in 6
Don't let Kneelander and the mexican distract you from the fact that the Leafs are paying Marleau 6,2 and Kessel for another 3yrs lol
Do you think Muzzin is irrelevant?
>paying Kessel to go win cups with the >pongs
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Oh nevermind it's Gardiner that's up, not Muzzin. Lmao he is irrelevant.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
good for you because you'll likely be able to only pick one LMAO
Hope spicthews was worth it
HAHAHA WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SINGING THE ANTHEM
how old were you when you realized finland bad?
>consistantcy
these kids are literally just coming off their ELCs and they're already a consistent fringe playoff team, once they're all locked up for at least 5 years i have high hopes for this team
Muzzin is locked up for another year lad
in any case he sure isn't the backbone of the team
>hope a point per game player was worth having to lose one out of two 20 goal scorers
yeah im thinking it was worth it, lad
>Truck of peace rushes through as Marchand seal the OT winner
they're young as hell. if they keep the current roster with a few tweaks they'll be a deep-run playoff team for the next 5 years.
marleau needs to go. give his money to kapanen.
>Muzzin is locked up for another year lad
>in any case he sure isn't the backbone of the team
yeah i admitted my mistake here
>Nearly 11m for a player who's never reached over 75 points
Worth it
I knew from the beginning that this eries would end in 7 games, both Boston and Toronto are very even teams in strength.
I predicted that Vegas and sharks would also go into 7 games but I am not sure anymore.
Can I have an Easter Sunday scared status update please
Needs going into the season:
>fire the coach
>get a competent backup goaltender
>get at least two competent defenseman
I know, let's sign a twink forward we're doing fine without and break the cap!
t. the twink GM
Status: not scared.
Jake Muzzin is from woodstock, ontario, which is world-famous for being a total shithole. The only other notable person from there is the guy who played the kid from Air Bud
I could take or leave Gardiner at this point, I wouldn't mind re-signing him but if he asks for any significant pay raise i wouldn't hesitate to let him go
toronto was ready to burn him at the stake at the end of last year. idk why he'd get a raise.
>Easter Sunday scared status
It's over and there will be no resurrection.
They are going to dump nylander to the rags. Just wait.
Karlsson > Karlsson
For?
You guys realize that the Bruins are winning it all right?
for me its vegas winger mark pebble
kek. they're a one line team. no way.
>patriots and red Sox just won
>Celtics might actually win another chip
>now the ruins are going to get it as well
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>overrated shit is -4
kek
To be quite honest family, >we have a long tradition of good Finns.
>check the comments
>it was a skit
well not really surprised
best korea vs georgia with mexican commentators
youtube.com
I like that faggot Jeff Marek, a known leafs fan, suggesting every podcast that they should abolish the salary cap
I'm probably the only vegas fan in the country
no way, >ruins and >laffs both suck
pick the most balanced team and that's who has the best chance
Rent free
Damn.
GG, Providence.
>pick the most balanced team and that's who has the best chance
Explain the Lightning losing then?
>thought it was the state of georgia
>they're quoting stone cold steve austin and talking about WWE
love it
Columbus turned out to be more balanced than TB.
Running up the score doesn't indicate balance. The >laffs lit it up often and they absolutely suck.
Sharks
glass cannons are not balanced
Lightning were PP babies. Kucherov wouldn't have won the scoring title without his 40 PP points
Isles going all the way then?
It's disgusting how the NHL is making these teams play on Easter
Bulju?
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Don't go in the early thread
checked
Isles and Blues are definitely in the mix, seems obvious now.