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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: Baku is Ferrari's place
>News: Binotto: "Mick's approach really similar to Schumi's" Bottas wants to sort his contract situation before Monaco De Ferran: "We have imporved but it's still a long way to the top"
The only person responsible for ruining McLaren is who ever didn't offer Adrian Newey what ever he wanted to stay. Ron I guess. The MP4-21 was designed by Newey for 06, he then moved to Red Bull. MP4-22 was clearly an evolution of the MP4-21's concept by Newey, and the MP4-23 an evolution of the 22, still building off Newey's aero concept. After that the aero regs changed and teams were forced to start from scratch. Then we saw the rise of Red Bull.
Grayson Watson
death to mana.
Landon Martinez
Bznz idea: Make Rari Scuderia want to steal (spy) mercedes aero and threat Leclerc not to say a word about this =)
Jace Fisher
More like the MP4/22 was an evolution of the F2007
Just went out on a quick night out with the Sunday League team that want to sign me as a player
>Want to play me as a left back/wing back >Back-up goalkeeper if ever needed >One of the lads plays Hearts of Iron >Had some guys girlfriend sat on my knee for most of the night
Turn off the simulation this is too real lads. I cannot take the disappointment when this all falls apart
Hope it goes well. My worse nightmare is gonna happen tomorrow. Hope /f1/ can survive it.
Parker Clark
shit
Kevin Mitchell
he genuinely has no personal hobbies/personality because hes just been racing since he was a kid so he makes up for it by just doing what other people do I sorta feel bad for him
Brandon Thompson
>Had some guys girlfriend sat on my knee for most of the night did you ever get an erection?
Nicholas Baker
This is the perfect description of Hamilton holy kek
Nicholas Perry
>My worse nightmare is gonna happen tomorrow You the Southend lad? If things goes bad to tomorrow against Burton for you at least we get the /f1/ derby next season in League Two
>did you ever get an erection? No lad but did the cum in her belly button joke some have used here after having to grab her by the stomach after she lost her balance that got some laughs. Also pulled off the Leicester phone call meme pretty well for a few laughs just changed some of the Leicester names lads who were out with us
Because of the litter picking we (me, mum and dad) have been given the honour of be representatives of the shrimps trust... Which means being the match sponsor... Which means going out on to the pitch before kick-off... To stand with the refs and captains and have our photo taken...
I can't believe I'm gonna get doxxed by my own football club.
Going to bed but I need to say this as it has been on my mind:
For a proper female driver (Doreen really doesn't count and that was not Lella Lombardi) these lewds were fucking top tier. Kazakhstan showing how it's done.
What time is penis inspection in the Finnish army?
Jayden Turner
every morning at 6:30 but maybe thats just huoltokomppania
Lucas Flores
we had ours right after returning from a long forest trip because then everyone is tired and horny and won't care or be self-conscious, makes it easier for the nurses who aren't the best lookers to check things
Asher Long
WTF? I hope those nurses were blokes, or else that's fugging weird.
Jacob Moore
This makes me sad >Be me, yesterday >On Discord with some friends chatting >Open an on board video from this year >Audio a bit too high and gets picked up by my mic >Friend on the other end: "Why is there someone vacuuming at midnight?"
Juan Stewart
He knew.
Ian Richardson
No, he really didn't. He just remember Schumi because it was on the news a lot during SWL and that's it. Funnily enough tho he was born on the day Senna forgot to turn
Josiah Lee
I think it's weirder if it was a dude but then again I'm not a homo :D
they think it should be voluntary but they don't really care about it personally I think FDF should either be totally compulsory to everyone and women should be trained as support(cocksleeve/stress relief/repopulation) troops
reminder that vetlel was slower than gimi in 2017 and would be handily beaten to pole in 2018 if kimi wasn't such a chokelord, while leclerc absolutely dominated baku weekend in 2017 and ericsson in 2018. if nothing changes this year, expect vettel to be trashed by his twink team mate
Jason White
Hrs good at getting sponsorship tbf
Norris has kickstarted the redemption arc anyway
Caleb Martinez
i can't rate the opinions of someone who rates kubica
Jonathan Brown
I’m the Southend lad Fully resigned myself to the reality that they’re going to be firmly cemented in the mid-table of league 2 for the next 2-3 years
Jack Harris
she seems nice :)
Noah Ross
Lando Norris, based memeboi or cringe zoomer?
Leo Wood
Imprison you
Nathan Lewis
They’re both cute desu
Literally both
David Long
He will ditch that slag.
Here's Kimi's GF when he was at Sauber, before he upgraded her to a model. Disgusting. But you take the best you can get.
Bahrain was the glimpse of LEGOATWINSLOL Baku will be the start of it
Sebastian Smith
Why? It's only playing, not a real war.
Landon Richardson
abandoning post is a crime in every armed forces
Hunter Martinez
yes but even in wartime in America they only actively try and find 5% of awolers.
Logan Jenkins
USA has disposable population, Finland has 3 million less people than New York
Noah Mitchell
Not the point, even in a strict regime only 1% 1%! Get custodial sentences for abandoning their post, I don't think anything bad will happen to you if you feign illness to watch formel einz
Gabriel Scott
I am not the guy and Finland is very strict about FDF rules, don't talk about shit you don't know anything about.
Grayson Stewart
ok I guess playing soldiers is very srs busns in finland
Lucas Adams
sad that it didn't.
Ryder White
You now remeber Lewis sperging about this 3 years later
>market your shitty clothes with progressive sjw agendas >your three spoiled kids get blown to pieces by mudslimes in some luxury hotel lobby Fucking kino I say.
Ryan Hall
Imagine being the 4th right now and knowing the inheritance is all yours.
Respectful dabs all round.
Brandon Phillips
>find out mummy and daddy dearest have testamented 3/4ths of it to NGOs combatting islamophobia
Easton Wilson
British GT at Oulton Park has just started if anyone wants:
it all went south in the 00s. Mercedes forgot how to build reliable engines, Ron didn't let Newey do what he wanted, the owners blocked Mercedes from buying more shares which led to the formation of the current Mercedes AMG team. Ron 'standing down' for Martin Withmarsh was beyond retarded (much like Todt giving the reigsn to Domenicale at Ferrari), coming back even more so. Ron put his own head in a noose when he signed the Honda deal for 2015. That made sure Mercedes was going to fuck them all 2014 long and their design team, already failing hard since 2013, never gave the Honda engine what it needed. Don't forget that McLaren, way before Williams, became a business first >After that the aero regs changed and teams were forced to start from scratch. Then we saw the rise of Red Bull did you forget about 2010 and 2012? heck, the 2011 McLaren is the only car to rightfully win a race in 2011 that wasn't a Red Bull. They went wrong with their 2013 car, the 2014 car was the shake up they really got wrong (plus 0 backing from their engine supplier) to be fair, Newey would have probably messed up as hard with the Honda engine at McLaren, considering how his limited size sidepods hurt the Mercedes engines before he left McLaren
>Hrs good at getting sponsorship tbf ... >tiny deal with Coca Cola >Petrobras (sticker, not even lubricants yet) >Mission Winnow 2.0 such amazing new sponsors, never been involved before in F1 either
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT SHUTHPSHUTHSHUP SHUT SHUPSHUPTSHUT UP
Andrew Thomas
2017: >'looks like the 1000th race is coming up in 2019! get ready to celebrate!' >everyone knows it won't be the actual 1000th race because of regulations, Indy 500 counting in the 50s, but nobody cares >people kinda disappointed it won't be at Silverstone or Monza, but don't really care 2018: >crickets 2019 pre-China: >blogs: 'HERE'S WHY CHINA WON'T BE THE 100TH RACE' >Autosport: 'Will China actually be the 1000th race? Buy Premium to find out!' >twitter: 'WHY HAVING CRITICISM ABOUT THE 1000TH RACE BEING IN CHINA IS PROBLEMATIC' 2019 post China: >'Was it a good thing to have the 1000th race in China?' >'Was the Chinese GP really the 1000th F1 race?' >'I would have personally done it at Silverstone!' >'If you discount the Indy 500s, it would have been at Monza!' >'Does Liberty really care???'
Who's gonna defend us if Vladimir decides Finland needs to be an oblast?
Christian Murphy
Simo's ghost.
Carson Gomez
He lives in all of us and needs our hands to do his work and that is why Finland still has compulsory service. It also has various national health benefits.
Cameron Sanchez
>Not having your pet American taking care of the job for you
Owen Gutierrez
I don't have an iron in the fire - beyond a supreme distaste of Putin - but I actually think mandatory national service is a thoroughly sensible idea and a noble pursuit. The way you guys do it with the exemptions for civil service should be more than ample to shut up the bitching and whinging from the softshirts.
Angel Sanchez
>Earthquakes in flipland >No flip posts today
Are they, dare I say it, stabilitybabbies?
Benjamin Butler
Ahhh yes, the NATO argument. Because outsourcing your defence to a fat, slow and retarded army for hire is a good idea :D Let's not even talk about how fast they could mount a proper defence or f they could at all. I think it's the only thing standing between us and complete pussification.
Hunter Brooks
I've kinda lost touch with Finland and how shit works in your neck of the woods but I've spent a fair whack of time in Estonia on and off in the last few years and I do like how, outside of Tallinn, Narva, Tartu, at least, there's still elements of a simple lifestyle, home gardens, hunting food, family-centric social circles that really strike a chord with me, I wish we could prioritise some of that again.
Hunter Reyes
imagine charles coming back into pits after his first race win and helping him change from his sweaty race suit and boxers haha
Ethan Rogers
Can't toast in bread when your house is 2kms away from the fault line
Aaron Morris
I'd really would do military service if it wasn't for our national shitty Military service. But still don't care about this.
Jack Bell
>Imagine Flip Gp with a new feature: track goes vroom vroom too =D
Bentley Diaz
They still *kind of* exist in the bush and small farming communities but cities and towns have thoroughly embraced the wonderfully multicultural, neoliberal and cosmopolitan way of life that was imported to us by American media.
John Bennett
>go to /f1/ to shitpost >instantly this shit wtf, dude
Jayden Lee
That's a shame. I haven't spent any meaningful amount of time in Finland for about ten years... did I just get spoiled with a good side of it back then, or has it changed that fast?
Sorry to hear it, Finnbro. I enjoyed how I got to experience it.
Carter Reyes
do you have assburgers friend?
Grayson Hall
Booms and bangs are fun, and so is being outside. Don't write either off forever, user.
Caleb Russell
Wouldn’t mind booming and banging with Carrie if you know what I mean
Gabriel Williams
??
Jordan Cruz
Dude that's gay.
Gavin Clark
Don't miss the WAGfamily being awarded as best jannies
Ryan Ross
How do you say MATING PRESS in finlandish?
Blake Richardson
Benis in bagina :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Angel Cooper
and yet, Ron was right about Honda. You can't win in $CURRENTERA without a factory engine deal. Now, because of Alonso's bitching, the team are saddled with a fucking useless customer engine.
Kayden Phillips
i was at work!! no earthquakes near me tho!! thank god were blessed!!
>drive to my local k-market >drunk as fuck >shuffle through the shelves looking for the cheapest beer >hmm ,, this 6 pack o fosters only €12 >take it home >realize the cans are only 0,44ml and not 0,5 fucking cunts i want a refund
Jose Lopez
>6 pack for 12 euros Grim.
William Young
but race day threads are the best part of /f1/
Asher Harris
That's nordic social democracy for you, everything has a tax on it and "bad" things like beer have even more taxes on top of VAT
Asher Gomez
God damn that's devilish as fuck
Benjamin Wood
just tell the russians to be nice
Nolan Bell
Took a look at Insta and nothing really, Morecambe official didn't posted anything, opposing team just a story with the squads lining up and the geotag was just the pitch
Adam Gomez
>wins his only legitimate championship by having his teammate crash into his opponent in the rain >creates a persona based entirely around the idea that he's the "good guy"
i won't quite call him a newey babby, but he was close to being one. mfw he was beaten by coulthard in 1997 and was out-qualified by johnny 'mangled legs' herbert in 1992.
Carter Parker
There hasn't been a good guy WDC since Keke except for Kimi. They all either cheated or had an op car
this >You can't win in $CURRENTERA without a factory engine deal doesn't mean you sign an engine deal with an engine manufacturer that has been out of the sport for years and was highly inefficient when they last were in the sport it also means actually building a car that can house the engine without trying to also run a moronic aero concept Ron was bonkers to sign a deal with Honda and allow the design team to go mad at the same time
>Best in the world in the Formula 1 simulator, British phenomenon crashes car in debut in the real lane >After winning the Formula 1 Esports bicampeonato in 2018, Briton Brendon Leigh did not have the debut he had hoped for on the track. The driver suffered an accident in the last round of races of the National Formula Ford Series, in England. In the second race, Brendon was alone on the track, but lost control and crashed into the wall early on. >Before the crash, in the first race of the series, Brendon finished well and occupied the fourth position, but suffered a punishment after the dispute and ended up falling to fifth. The phenomenon of the F1 Esports lost 15.5 seconds after the judges considered that he "drove in a way incompatible with general safety". Three laps from the end, the two-time Formula 1 virtual champion ended up throwing an opponent off the track in a race for position.
>October 20 2018 >Talula posts her video statement on Vimeo >signs off with "hope you guys have a great race weekend" >nextday.jpg >Gimi wins the US Grand Pricks meme magic vimeo.com/296203768
I want to tell her she's special and swap racing boots with her.
Logan Rodriguez
you must have small feet!
Wyatt Sanders
>smart enough to hide kids faces is Nico actually more based than we thought?
Liam Watson
Gimi did nothing wrong. t*lula can fuck off
oh god, I won't wear hers. they'd be for the mantelpiece of course.
Dylan Richardson
why do you want her shoes and not the thigh highs?
Tyler Davis
>straight people being degenerates again wew
Benjamin Gomez
too lewd, might as well go for her knickers
Leo Foster
What the fuck why am I posting with French flag, I'm Italy
Justin Bell
>tfw never heard the GOAT DDR anthem after an f1 race
Christopher Murphy
>October 21, that was a Good day.
Jacob Ward
very nice of them to broadcast racing series involving handicapped people >"In its inaugural season, W Series has what even 70-year old F1 no longer has: free live-to-air TV coverage of all its races in the UK," that is such an awesome news, i'm sure ratings will be very similar to those of f1
Ryder Lewis
Post spaghetti.
Camden Martinez
YES LET'S GIVE F1 BACK TO ITV FOR FREE WHERE WE HAD FUCKING ADVERTS DURINGGGGG THE RACE LOL YES VERY GOOD IDEA HAHA
You are supposed to take the meal out of the oven after a day or two desu
Nicholas Rodriguez
>F1 was a no-pay per view sport >All good >Companies start buying F1 rights >You are literally paying for watch MWL >People doesn't want to watch f1, who cares lol
>Liberty: We dun't understand we are loosing moneh :U
Angel Bennett
they aren't losing money though, don't start this again.
Nathaniel Hughes
Idk how my father does it. Only know it's pretty good especially when reheated (Now on wifi should be Italy)
>Ferrari is bringing “a few updates” to the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, marking the first development of its 2019 Formula 1 car as it bids to close the gap to Mercedes. >However, team principal Mattia Binotto says Ferrari is “bringing a few updates to Baku, as the first step in the development of the SF90”.
this is breaking news in 2019
William Ward
VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT
Easton Morgan
holy fuck, that's shit!
Ayden Perez
They should go back to 1955 safety standards/cars desu
Jackson Richardson
i know it's testing and most of the drivers are shit, but there's something deeply disturbing seeing alice powell in 4th.
>DDR >Having a F1 Driver If there was ever a driver from the DDR he could only race in the Hungarian GP, because he might not come back if he webt to the other races
Blake Bailey
are horner and marko actually talking to each other? ever?
Can’t wait for the only passes of the race to be completely OP DRS passes on the long straight
James Taylor
>Street Circuit >No 90º turns It's alright, and turns seems to be tricky so there can be several serious crashes P=
Josiah Rogers
lads i dreamed i had a beer with LeClerc last night
Michael Campbell
Oh boi that's bretty good
Last week I dreamed about I was in Little Leclerc's class and I told him he is a Rari driver and then he told me I was dumb as fuck. >Being bullied by a rich monaguesque kid
So Ferrari has upgraded their car for Baku. Toto must be shaking in his boots, there is no way Mercedes could possibly challenge an UPGRADED Ferrari. Realistically speaking they'll have to settle for 3rd and 4th this time.
>Anonymous sources inside Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team are reporting that the team is already shifting the focus to 2020-prototypes, as 2019-season is already "done and over" for Mercedes.
Julian Powell
BRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM
Alexander Fisher
>Secret Project >At Zandvoort
Are we all ready for last minute Viccy W-Series entry?
Are we in for another team crash in Baku like last year?
Jose Bell
Let the WEWUZing intensify
Henry Hall
This time goes to Ferrari fuck up at turn 15
Connor Reed
She'd be in the WW-Series
Aiden Myers
I want Mercedes, Ferrari, and Red Bull to crash.
Adrian Reyes
BBW*
Evan Nelson
just BW lad
Levi Sanchez
kek.
>Presumably it's some kind of "We're getting a GP!" Dutch tie up.
Ryan Morris
Wery wide?
Easton Cook
>thiccy in a wicked weasel series muh dick
Hudson Hughes
It's fucking garbage again, only the last sector is decent.
Lucas Ward
>thiccness bulges out so much it buries the string bikini
Evan Reed
weight watchers has renamed itself ww due to muh size shaming.
Christian Russell
what's wrong with her left eye? too much botox and it's swollen around it or is it because ojs/amx were mad and resorted to family tradition?
William Murphy
damn..
Jose Perry
He is such a fucking dolt for moving. He's a good driver and he's just thrown everything away by moving to a shit team. Renault will probably never be good ever again. Red Bull have the best aerodynamicist in F1 - their chassis is always amazing. And everything was pointing to Honda's engines being semi-decent for the new season, otherwise RB would never have picked them.
RIC has absolutely fucking played himself. What a fucking disappointment. I was hoping he would win a WDC one day but he's literally thrown his fucking career down the toilet.
No matter what his reason for leaving, it was the dumbest fucking move in modern F1 history. Well okay, perhaps Alonso moving to McLaren was equally dumb. So basically RIC's career moves have now become Alonso levels of dumb.
The only person who will suffer the consequences of this terrible decision is RIC, not me.
what consequences? being in the 4th best team instead of 3rd? if you aren't coming 1st, you may as well be last. moving to renault means he gets a massive amount of reimbursement compared to what he'd get at RB.
not even ferrari is competitive with mercedes this year, let alone RB. and considering merc have russell and ocon lined up before ricciardo is even in the conversation to take a merc seat, and merc show no evidence of stopping being competitive in the years to come, you may as well move to a worse team for more money.
Robert Watson
this he has less expectations on him and more pay AND more respect rb didnt want to give him an equal contract so he dipped out, I dont blame him
Juan Richardson
I hate him so much.
Jose Parker
not him, but i remember reading that red bull matched what renault were offering. ricciardo wanted out of rb as the team blamed both drivers for the baku incident.
Robert Adams
>now he has been exposed by le no podiums man total rubbish.
Jacob Ortiz
Nah im all out all I have are som missions pal
Brandon Roberts
that would be a pretty petty reason desu but people have made worse decisions over stupid shit
i was of the impression renault offered him mad stacks. if they didn't offer more than RB then i'll take the L
Brandon Sanchez
you should be proud of your fellow countrymen!!!
Logan Morales
C O P E
Ryan Ramirez
Why?
Luis Hughes
toto is representing your country's greatness!! same with red bull!!
Austin Price
nonsense
Jacob Myers
how ungratefull! i would be very proud if someone is representing us philippinese in f1!!!
