300 IQ footy moments

>aslenal stottenham

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This pic brings back so Many feels

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i miss world cup lads

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...why ?

>tips fedora

He tripped and if he didn't get a touch on that, Giroud is through for an easy finish.

ahaha what

fuck man, I miss those times

What a maniac

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>this was already 3 years ago

ffs

>Giroud
>Easy finish

what an ass

I M P E R I O U S

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is that ter steggers? can't remember how long he's been at barcelona

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What the fuck

I wish Soccer was big here in the US

based

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That's Valverde's only title with Bilbao btw

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, "It was one of those things. I misjudged the ball from a goal kick. The ball bounced, I slipped. I tried to get up, I slipped again. The only thing I could do was improvise and try to head the ball away because Giroud was through on goal.

"It looked silly at the time, but it did the job. Looking back on it, it was the ‘slipping and trying to get up’ stage – that was the funny part. All my mates take the mick out of me for it! It was just improvisation. You do what you have to do as a defender. You have to put your neck on the line."

Im not kidding, Holland.
Over here we have

>Baseball (Based)
>NASCAR (Boring)
>Football (Handegg)
>Golf (Based)

We do have F.C.'s but they are small.
Mine is the New England Revolution

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He fucking had him. He was in good position. He then goes to stick his bum into Zahas black cock, stops running them bitches to the ref for what?

He's genuinely one of the worst defenders in the league absolutely cardiff tier

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Really makes you think

I don't. Americans ruin everything they get their fat hands on. Just bandwagon Newcastle Utd like a true chad and watch CL and EL.

>Americans ruin everything they get their fat hands on.
Then avoid the Mutts, and mostly, give it to White areas anyway like Boston

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Based Geordie

Is that LGBT flag I see?

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?

ManU's brave De Gea

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I have the flag extender, and for Cusco its like an Rainbow

*repeatedly falls down*

Yes. He was quite a joke in his first years, nobody wanted to see Bravo leave but it all worked out

Why is everytime i see a webm on Yea Forums it's always arsenal?

2gd studio best studio
I miss yames

Yeah, it's a rainbow.

Did not see that coming

As for the US, we are hopefully planning to build a new Stadium for us.
Lets hope it works

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neither did the keeper

Absolutely based, top bloke, even though he's shit.

Pffft

>oi keeper !

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COME ON SEATTUHL
FIGHT
AND WIIIIIIIIIIN

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somebody make a webm of this

youtube.com/watch?v=JDxVBDt6oMs

2:02

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Gross, Kansas F.C. or NR.FC

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Well deserved penalty.

incredible

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Based Carrasco

Who let their dogs on the pitch?

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the sweep out of nowhere always gets me

I love that it looks like she's pleading
you're not gonna score like that are you

PROPER FOOKIN FOOTY

jesus FUCK mustafi makes me want to shart in a walmart
AHHHHHHH HES SO ABYSMALLY SHIT

dilite

I thought Football (Soccer) was at least one of USA's top 10 favorite sports.

>offside flag

What the fuck?

Mustafi is playing 4D chess, he knows that this loss will motivate his teammates to win all the away matches left

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To be fair, his teamates are legit retarded.

womyn's soccer la even the refereeing is total shit

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>Not even offside
>Still got spear tackled

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Wait, did he really get a penalty?

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Yes

lmao

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Wait

What happens if a goalkeeper gets a redcard?

Are you an American on vacation?

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Look
If when a GK gets redcarded, another GK gets to come on, then what that girl did isn't necessarily low IQ
It might even be high IQ
You don't concede a goal, you change keepers, and I guess you lose some other player. All of which might be less bad than conceding a goal.

Why always is Arsenal?

Women are fucking shite. When men fuck up they are clearly just short lapses of miscommunication, mistakes and or bad timing.

Women fuck ups are just plain retarded.

Playing with one less player for the rest of the game is not better than conceding a goal.

It might have been the 80th minute.

Will actually be incredible if after that Liverpool win the title by 2 points

If you wanna go into hypotheticals, the game could've been 10-0 and conceding another goal would not have mattered at all, so there's no reason to get a red card.

100% based

Yeah but I'm only saying that it MIGHT have been high IQ, something which no one else has ever worked out, and which you're now jealous of because you never thought of it.

Look, Europoor, you lost It's okay. We all lose sometimes.

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Fuck, I just finished making one.

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top kek

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Solid finish to be fair, and it's hard for the player who set it up to react quick enough for the deflection

Women are clumsy

Pathetic.

>implying it's the areas with CHIs and not the progressive white areas that are the problem

Chilean bastard

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ah shit

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Have sex incels

>mfw no world cup this summer

last summer was so comfy

BEST

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>There won't be another person who cuts inside like LCIM

Sad :(

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>both offside the whole time
are they brain damaged?

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For the record, her team were winning 4-1 at the time and it wasn't the 80th minute.

Praying this goal wins the Puskas this year.

Doesn't messi does kind the same but outside the area??

...

AND he's offside. What a shitter.

this should be 1000

>based PES United, champions of the Master League.

He does...

But LCIM is different...He's...LCIM

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Based. Capitalism is ruining football enough without more US help thank u

truly based

I CANT FUCKING BREATH

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the only thing more based than this is the perro saving a goal

GODDAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Die in a fire.

This ref is such a fucking cunt honestly, can't stand him.

why is jones always making faces?

Yeah, this.

Just imagine if US was into footie, what a shitshow, everyday i thank the beautiful people of Trinidad and Tobago for delaying the killing of football in 6-10 years

>when you cut inside so hard you start to cut outside

Based doggo

Playing soccer inherently makes you have 0IQ.

Handegg does the same, and then you end up killing yourself because of it.

Who hurt you?

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Stoke City not Tottenham

someone has the heat map?

holy shit

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remove kebab

el sudakANO señores

Just noticed firmino feint to shoot before he does which is why torreira jumps in idiotically

Perro salva

Oof

>>>

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Germany, about 7 times

this person is not american

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*blocks your path*

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>he keeps slippy .gifs saved on his computer
literally worked by memes

>Americans ruin everything
based realist

what are the " " for?

Lol

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who was in the wrong here?

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>You have no power here

>same color t-shirts
Lol

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Save hex

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the defender he goes infront of the goalkeeper and doesnt signal to his other teammates(i.e. the goalkeeper) if he has it or the keeper.

That's actually sad. Niggland played wasting time becauase their dictator threatened them. No lose allowed

Harry Chaim

best league in the world la

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raising your hand everytime something happens has got to be a pavlovian reflex for these people
your microwave dings, raise your hand
stub your toe, raise your hand
mad

based

>the retard behind him laughing at him
how embarrassing

Passion la

I'm getting so much deja vu reading this thread.
Is this a literal repost from last week, post by post?

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>Suarez vs negritos.gif

I get that womens footy is a joke, but why are two teams in mostly white playing? Surely this is a bad viewing experience for the 2000 people watching.

hahahahahahaha what the fuck

>keeps funny things to enjoy sometimes
yes, what a fucking loser lmao

>"One-two!"

based boomer

i could watch this all day

yet paddy, you or last 4 generations have clamored to come here, focus on 32 counties.

love the old geezer

Other league one of the teams would have given up fighting for possession if anything it shows that 2 shitter team are still competitive

*laughs in schumacher*

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what a bunch of headless chickens

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kek

>tfw Arsenal are too intelligent to defend

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>lelsea

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me too m8

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>shoot it m8 i fookn dare ya
>ya?
>double dog
>OH YA?
>fukn hav it
>AW ROIT THEN

how in the fuck

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Neither of those men are British.

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sauce?

I've watched this a million times, and I still don't know what Pickford was thinking

City need a comedy pratfall in the last 5 games and drop the points that Liverpool need so that we can see those two replays side by side forever.

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Nothing terrible is actually happening in that webm. At least they're trying.

Would have been 10/10 if the second guy tripped over him too

Everton went on to lose the game 2-1

Fulham went on to lose the match 2-1

He can't risk doing nothing, in case it dips under the bar and goes in. So he knows he has to get a hand on it. Then he decides he can't risk giving Liverpool another corner, so he tries to catch it. Unfortunately for him, he has tiny arms and ends up just slapping the ball back into play.

He was not really a boomer there, he has always look like he was 50 years old

Literally a Football Manager sequence

>another one started with Arsenal
I almost feel sorry for the guys.

>get subbed in for the pen shootout thanks to your pen shooting skills
>do this
A legend.

Based gammon.

Lel he mad

Don't know when this match is played but its Al Ohod vs Al Faisaly in the Saudi Prem

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Al Faisaly vs Al Ohod: September 21st 2018. 3rd Matchday of the Season.
youtu.be/ySpRWTgtZ7A?t=83

It's at 1:23 in the above match highlights video

>blatan handball
>bashing Sammi in the face
My fucking sides

looks like pinball

lost

>put it on his head!

I like how he doesn't use his hands but tries to stop the ball with his legs, like he's a real player and not pitch invador, and it would have been faul if he used his hands

>Soccer
based baitposter
Also, i don't, you would ruin it and make shitty hollywood movies about it, make it a commercial piece of shit, change the rules, etc.

>NASCAR
is that shit non-sport popular?

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>kevin blom is referee
lmao

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k i n o

Just think of how comfy next summer will be when Finland are playing in the Euros for the first time ever

>The beautiful game

I love how everyone on the field reacts as if this were normal. If this were a boy's high school game a fight would've broke out instantly

Why does Mustafi even tackle here? If Firmino goes left he literally just has to stand there and he will run into him. If he goes right he will be nowhere near the ball as shown.

Van Dijk's reaction to his shot is the funniest part of this. Then to turn around and the ball is suddenly in.

KING CRIMSON

her team gets the freekick anyway
the player is offside first, that has to be the first thing the ref has to stop the play for. The weird tackle comes after that. She can get any card but the game continues with freekick for the keeper's team

Nice, did they win the title that year?

kek

HERE WE GO AGAIN

He thinks Bobby is going left to round him, so he leaves a leg trailing, then Bobby cuts in to the right and forces the already off-balance Mustafi to either try to tackle and maybe get a touch or just fall over and definitely not get a touch.

>De Gay is better than Lloris

Imagine being this dense

>soccer makes it in USA
immediately after:
>offside rule deleted
>unisex teams
>away goals rule deleted so tiebreakers are now decided by the team with most female goals
>Black-Eyed Peas ft. Lil Pump play a 50 minutes concert during mid-time
>matches are played behind close doors and public is invited afterwards to watch the highlights in VAR with 90 minutes commercials
>mandatory American anthem sing-along even for Canadian teams
>during black history month, only black males and white females allowed on the pitch
>if Canadian teams beat their opponents, they lose
>the referee gets shot every match
>60% of the proceedings in ticket sales and merchandising are donated to Israel

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That last bit was staged right?

>>if Canadian teams beat their opponents, they lose
% of the proceedings in ticket sales and merchandising are donated to Israel

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>tfw too altruistic for this world

Don't know whats sadder, that this dicklet put in all this effort filming, jerking, waiting for that one surprise hoe to show up. Or that his experiment proves how low male sexual standards are vs that of women. Never again do I want a thott hear brag about some Chad that fucked her. Never again.

Shit bro this is fucking gold

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the only kind of person who wants to actually be a ref is a cunt doing it to gain some superiority to anyone, same deal as charity volunteers, jannies or forum moderators

the worst part is that he actually menaged to send Neuer the wrong way with his retarded run up but then just skies it

i miss Paletta

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Should see this from today:
streamable.com/mf5bd#

youtu.be/JSLzjjV3NRI

youtube.com/watch?v=B-ZScP3wRQk

the absolute state of women

the manager calls rio

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>
inherently based. Even the way he throws the drinks at the guy behind him and headshots him before making a quick escape

>the destroyer of VAR
>the anihillator of technology
>the executioner of modern football

Based and actually 300iq unironically.

mustafi genius level tactics here

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Xhaka masterclass on defending

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löw explain this

Proper Brexit footy that la

>dame 100 de paletta
>no se diga más

>that filename
its incredibly

Jesus christ....

>i miss Paletta
I miss all of them: Kucka, Menez, >TORRES, El Sharawy, Pazzini, Bacca, Locatelli, Montoleader. Shitty late Berlusconi era Milan had something special about it. The only who I don't miss is De Sciglio. So happy I never have to see his sour face again.

>Best dm in EPL
KEK arsecucks are delusional

What did he mean by this?

another embarrassing post from the fathead American

Literally no one has said this you fat retard

>being a scum arsenal fan
KYS
>samefagging
have sex

Is there anyone who did not fail in that sequence?

OH NO NO NO NO

thank you kindly

there's no words for this

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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Isn't there something like a black card?

Okay sure but Sissoko has had a pretty good season desu

are you retarded, you worthless piece of ABORTED shit?

calm down, user. It's not like everyone in the country knows about futbol.

What the fuck would a black card even do?

>Mustafi is better than Van Dijk

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Based TIMMEH in the background

don't know man, like a heavier sanction than a red one? FIFA is known to be really creative in funny ways.

Because Mustafi >>> Power Gap >>> Van Dijk. Duuh.

Fucking hell, is even funnier after every loop kek

Quartering? Scaphism?

I thought the ball had to leave the one yard corner line for it to count, clearly didn't there.

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jesus cristo que horrivel

M A N M O U N T A I N

OP clearly says footy, not handy.

have these been posted yet?

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god i hope liverpool dont win this season

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should make one for diving
instant lifetime ban

this was 5 years ago

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lovely nutmeg

MY NAME IS GENILSON
AND DIS IS THE JACKASS

Poor dude. He's eating shit in a Mickey Mouse league now.
Were the concussion allegations true?

Doctors confirmed it, I think. He would have fucked up anyway though.

>do relatively well the entire season
>completly shit the bed on the most important game of the season

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>post a 5th division women game
yup, the irrefutable proof that women sucks at sports

What kind of sport is this?

Well in that case she is just a #savage, something you wouldn't udnerstand.

Super-high IQ.

Based Karius simply refusing to let Liverpool win

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youtu.be/f3tWqZ0pNC8

this is my favourite webm

>Yea Forums said the Man Mountain™ was not a top 20 CB

City are going to be exposed next year!

fucking handegg

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>every harry kane goal

This counts as og?

Yes

what is happening here

fucking kek someone fetch the tard wrangler

lost

fucking kek

The Browns (a historically terrible team, with loyal yet depressed fans) were setting up to kick a field goal at the very end of overtime to win the game. The fan here was going to film the game-winning kick along with his reaction. The kick gets blocked and he leaves, matter of factly, not even sticking around to see the result of the play, where the opposing team returns the blocked kick for a touchdown to win.

explain

>when you suddenly remember you left the gas open

>women football

wow absolutely brilliant, don't think it was heading for goal though.

Did you delete this when you realised how silly of a post it was?

I thought it clearly went out over the backline, but I checked again and I wasn't so sure about it anymore so I deleted the post.

played the ball

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If you play the video at 2x speed, it won't look so bad.

That calls for a yellow (for the keeper)

What a fucking finish by Memphis

>Benzema standing still wondering wtf just happened

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Let you draw 2 cards from the deck

Leno is shaving years off his life span.

He always had howlers in him. You don't k ow what your talking about.

>€100 million has just been repaid

Not without a sacrifice.

Jones clearly on the German payroll

someone please webm the goal southampton just scored on watford today in the first half, it belongs here

I can't wait until shitalisson repeats the same feat, he is equally shitty

>argentina
tell me they've cut off his head later

OH NO NO NO NO

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>the spaz laughing at him in the background

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nerve gas?

kek

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I fucking hope he was playing for Arrows

Read his wikipedia. His career at Liverpool was littered with mistakes

blessed thread

Worth noting that Prince of Wales is a charity that helps people (addicts, ex-offenders, retards etc.) back into doing something semi-productive. Not really surprise that they are absolute wank. I once took part in a Navy-ran event called Gun Run (best you just look it up, plenty of cringe to be had) and Prince of Wales were absolutely atrocious and got a time double that of any other team. The blame here should really lie on anybody that put a camera on them so that their embarrassment is eternal

The manager falling down afterwards got me. Top kek

That goal line clearance at the end was very high IQ.

What a cunt.

imperious attaching from the man mountain right there

Florentino

Goalies should be allowed to do this, we need a rule change.

Not even Americans are this thick.

Ask Arsenal

monkeys

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I fucking love kylians reaction so much

It's like if he's checking if he's in the right dimension or something

Thank god the goalkeeper shared an immunity doggo post before the match.

>here is a whole compilation
>90 seconds long
He cant be too bad

top jej

I wish Mustafi was around when I was a kid. I wouldn't have given up on my dream to become a professional footballer had I been able to watch him every week.

That is fucking elite defending.

Fucking fantastic.

Wow I just cringed hard

>that offside call

lmao

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Canadian Football, the bastard child of American and Regular football.

>autist realizes everyone saw him handle the ball
>tries to boot it away in frustration like a mad preteen but concusses his teammate
fucking kill me

wtf

that's actually a sick pass

>l'anus v arse
Noice