/heem/- FREE my nigga Till

good post

Have you ever simulated someone's death?

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The official fighter of heem (derek till) is in a bit of trouble this easter, keep him in your prayers

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till's last instagram post before he went mad and simulated crazy taxi irl

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Toilet till is finished

uh yeah, im thinking this is based

Haha cause I don’t care about starving kids in Africa. They make like shit.

T. Cuck

Till was framed. They loaded Masvidals gloves with headgear, Till was set up to lose. The establishment HATES him - Scandal!

>niggers are starving
>give them food
>they multiply
>they are still poor, hungry and still can't provide for themselves, because the west give them free gibs
>but now there are even more niggers
Fuck James Franco, retarded actor disconnected from reality and fuck Till, I hope he loses every fight and gets cut

james franco the guy who lures hot women for acting classes and then rapes them?

Yeah cuz Jew Franco is living an ascetic life and donating money to starving kids all the time. Fucker probably spends more money on jewelry and alcohol than the average person earns per year.

based and faminepilled

overall, i found RIZIN 15 to be enjoyable.
I normally pretty much only watch the UFC, and you can notice the quality of fighters in RIZIN is definitely lower.
The commentary was absolutely atrocious. It was so low energy and also uninformed.
I think a cage makes more sense for MMA, but a ring definitely makes boring wrestlefucking less common.
also, the intermissions are slightly annoying, but at least you know they're coming and can plan for them. it also means there's basically no wasted time between fights.

Was nice to see kicks to the heads of downed opponents - pathetic how it's banned under the unified rules. I definitely think the RIZIN ruleset (with elbows) is superior.
I think the UFC can learn from RIZIN in having kickboxing bouts mixed in with MMA fights.
I also like the presentation - you can tell the ringwalks are inspired by mandrama. I don't actually like actual mandrama, but i like that the fighters get more of an interesting entrance than in the UFC.

Most of all, RIZINposting is comfy, and is on at a good time for Europeans.
would watch again

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His right hand was so low, crazy

basado

Okay, so... *pauses for a second with his hands raised to his sides* Heem. Schaub. CTE posting- all apparatus of the global elite. I'm talking ALIENS, PEOPLE! What is the goal here? They're trying to infiltrate the guard of Yea Forums and subvert the morality of the common people. OKAY?! I'M NOT CRAZY HERE. I'VE GOT THE FILES, THE SOURCES, THE EVIDENCE. I've seen it all, people, I've got first hand knowledge from ground zero and let me tell you this... Joe Rogan, I love ya, Bud. Keep your back safe because they're coming for you. Watch out for Schaub because the second you two are alone without company a switch is gonna get hit and BANG... Lizard person. Claws, fangs and genitalia all on the attack. You need to carry a gun at all times. and now I'm looking at you, Mueller, 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS!

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I think he was going for a dab

Till is the next Monson I am telling ya

Champs by 2020

BW based wojack
FTW Aldo reborn
LW Charles oliveira
WW capoeira
MW borrahinha
LHW marreta
HW JDS

Imagine STILL being a Schaub hater in 2019

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no way thiago beats jones

Jones will beat himself. Probably be arrested for beating up a prostitute.

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only people who hate schaub are schaubposters
prove me wrong

quick rundown on my mate Darren Till?

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doing the first gay blacked scene in jail

I prefer the minimalist Rizin commentary to UFC honestly. Sure the rizin folks might not have been as informed but they could tell when big shots landed and it was better than Rogan shrieking about how a fighter is hurt and the fight needs to be stopped immediately everytime someone gets touched.

this
I'm sorry to inform some people on here the earth can only support so many niggers

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cut my life into pieces

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It's over, Dana.

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his favorite fighter is suckcumfart

Hm yeah. I’m thinking this is cringe

A lads' trip isn't a proper lads' trip unless someone ends up getting buggered in a Spanish jail. Good on Till.

The irony of it is I actually thought Shaub had a decent career since his doughy body made me believe he was one of the few clean fighters at the time. However the Shaub posting here has made it so I can't stand him.

Do I need a rundown on Till? I refuse to go on reddit or mma news websites

Reminder that /pol/ is still SEETHING that
African alpha males are taking their gold back

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raped some underage girl

>christcucks invade and corrupt the region and indoctrinate them into not using contraceptives

>WE GIVE THEM FOOD THEY DONT EVEN GET DUE TO CORRUPTION AND POST-COLONIAL POLICIES!!!

Nah fuck nigers xDDD

He trashed a hotel room on Tenerife. He also stole a Taxi.

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Schaub is definitely not natty. Look at him shit his pants at 1:30 of this video when Rogan talks about testing all past samples of UFC fighters
youtube.com/watch?v=C7UjTA0HRWs

Success breeds jealousy
Incorrect, most of us just like to share the love for Schaub
Not a true fan then

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yeah, me thinks this is cringe

AKA he is a scouser

So were the Beatles. Checkmate.

Am I the only one who completely forgives TJ based on the wise words of his coaches?

I just realized that Kamarudeen "The Nigerian Nightmare" Usman is not Nigerian, and he is in fact Beninese (from the Republic of Benin).

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I assume that's more because they know PEDs were rampant in old days and if they were to go back and test it all then it would tarnish the image of a bunch of the early guys since we'd be forced to admit that most of them were jucied up despite most fans already knowing it. Having that actual proof to confirm it would do more harm than good for the organization.

>Marty from Nebraska

Usman dominated Woodley
Which means he is 3 points ahead of Woodley
Woodley finished Till convincingly after taking no damage. So that puts him three points ahead of Till.

Do you realise what the means?
It means Usman is SIX POINTS ahead of Till

SIX POINTS

Yikes

Welterweight League Table when

>not being a true 4channer and using meme words that originated from le reddit
yikes

Cringe

Darren Till? More like Darren Steal.
BOOM, roasted.

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>cringing at my ironic cringe post
cringe

Because wmma is unironically full of cans and anyone who disagrees is a white knight.

why would anyone steal a fucking taxi?

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How many people even starve anymore? Once you give them food people will be complaining they don't have samsung folds next or some shit

Some brit drunk stole a road roller when on vacation here, the UK was threatening us when we jailed him.

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>Cringing at someone cringing at your ironic post

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AY YO HERE'S MY VERDICT (SPIT IT!)

Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson 185 lbs
Not bad, but not a great main. The only reason I'm "okaying" this is because Hermansson is coming off a great victory. Jacare wins.
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitry Smolyakov 265 lbs
Topfuckingkek. What to say about this co-main... Well, it has meme value. Hardy wins via KO.
Mike Perry vs. Alex Oliveira 170 lbs
Decent fight. Two well known faces. Two ice murderers.
Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cutelaba 205 lbs
Meh. Glover is a confirmed gatekeeper. The only exciting result to this fight is Cutelaba starching him and buildign excitement for a potential "new" jacked LHW prospect.
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen 135 lbs
Too easy for John.
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford 155 lbs
This is actually exciting. Roberts is fun, and Gifford looked cute when I saw him thumbnail. Okay.
Ben Saunders vs. Takashi Sato 170 lbs
Meh. I like seeing East Asians fight though so this gets an okay from me.
Andrei Arlovski vs. Augusto Sakai 265 lbs
Meh again but ditto above (I know Sakai is actually Brazilian but still gook descent)
Carla Esparza vs. Virna Jandiroba 115 lbs
no
Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Davis 155 lbs
Any hype for Burns is gone by now, right?
Jim Miller vs. Jason Gonzalez 155 lbs
Can vs literal who
Angela Hill vs. Jodie Esquibel 115 lbs
/ourgirl/ Hill
Court McGee vs. Dhiego Lima 170 lbs
No.

AY RESPECT THE VERDICT

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>Christcucks
>Colonizing Africa and all of Latin America
I don't think you know what cuck means

Beat it dork

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>/ourgirl/ Hill
/ourgirl/ smashed Hill

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Alex Jones makes more sense than Joe Rogan nowadays

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are you the boy whose boy is Kevin Lee

>The 26-year-old and others were said to have been staying in a lodging complex in which they broke furniture and emptied extinguishers, as report Tenerife daily El Dia.

>After being expelled, is is alleged they went to another hotel in the upper area of El Duque, where they were not accepted.

>El Dia go on to detail that a taxi driver then came to pick them up in a Volkswagen Caddy.

>It is reported that when the driver loaded the bags of Till and his entourage, two individuals, including the aforementioned fighter, got into and took control of the vehicle and drove to the area of La Caleta.

>Upon their arrival they were intercepted by a patrol of the National Police, the report adds

>Sources also report that Amir Khan is a pussy.

*gets heemed*

By the power of the meme of course

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Aldo could actually get the belt again if he waits for Max to fight again now that his chin is cracked from the Porier fight.

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based comments

He's a bum

you the bong?

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Hot take, nobody cares about him even here it's all ironic shitposting

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Huh? Shut the fuck up. This is DockGOD country

Adensanya is literally a weeb how's he alpha haha you watch too much jre quit with the cuck fantasies

Blowgay poophole is getting permanently flushed by Volkanovski

*proves them right*

Lasagna isn’t even a weeb he pretends to be one

you're one pissed off pendejo

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based Dana

instagram.com/p/Bwhr99anKLT/

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Read a history book dumb nigger

lol do you really believe this?

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>I just wanna be known as the best taxi driver in the weeeeoruhld.

Kek, Roxie won that fight against D'Alelio by tko. Imagine getting knocked out by a Power Ranger.

I wouldn't mind that. As long as some takes the belt from CTE Queen Max.

wegedit you're an ayytheist, dana. You don't have too mock it my man

>omg how can you not be a Schaub fan in le current year?

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No one cares you fucking retarded dork. That’s not the point you low income fat bitch

*drops a filthy wet stinky dab on you*

NOW SKDADDLE MY GUY, YAH?

t. cuck thomas fan

youtu.be/6sRHAJa-oGE

This is my walkout song

I trash my holiday resort

Luke idolizes Schaub and his business model and work ethnic. It shows as Luke is slowly picking up the pieces of Ariels legacy at MMAFIGHTING. Schaub and Luke recognize real and recognize each other

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Oh my bad I didn't realize you're still at the age where being edgy is cool

>Cut my life into pieces
>This is my last Holiday resort
>Suffocation, no breathing (Woodley fight)
>Don't give a fuck, my chin already got deleted

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Yeah but Hill is a semi-weeb who dates a nerdy white guy (like us)

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>Oh my bad I didn't realize you're still at the age where being edgy is cool also fuck le niggers xD

I am.

You know you guys all post your walkout songs and your Youtube links but you know what would be cool? No walkout music

Imagine how cutting edge you'd be. Everyone would turn their heads like "woaaaaahh, this guy has no walkout music, that's WICKED!". You'd be the talk of the town, no, the Country

hope you're not lying
and if you're not hope you've been well and shit

How does he keep getting away with it?

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Faggot bitch

I hope you've been well too.
I'm actually feeling bad right now, but I suppose I haven't felt the need to blog about it on /heem/ so maybe that's a sign of improvement.

Has Rogan relayed a statement from Vinny Shoreman on the issue?

I hope you're doing well too, /heem/ is a friendly and nice place
Thanks, That is true desu, whatever it is hope things pick up for you

Go suck Yang's dick you naive zoomer

The most amazing thing about jons run is that he has done it all while having 1/100th of a normal males testosterone.

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There is some weird charm to how cringy she remains to be despite the redicule

ngannou-esque in his flushing

I honestly think she would be a decent hangout

Ngannou/JDS is unironically a peach of a fight.
It's like seeing someone who is not quite as good as Stipe go up against Ngannou, who has presumably improved a bit.

>Go suck Yang's dick you naive zoomer

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Ngannou probably wins, but it should be a banger either way and jds definitely has a path to victory.

>Any hype for Burns is gone by now, right?
He's coming off a good win over OAM.

She's an unattractive hyper nerd, of course she'd be easy to chill with. You'd be able to reveal your full power level with her and not have to worry about judgement.

>Dana "Askhenazi" White making a mockery of Christ

Why am I not surprised?

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I'm not that kind of weirdo

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what does it make holloway?

>makes

Nice selfie

>nice selfie

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Holy shit the state of wmma

Muslims are so sensit-

Ban evading. Reported. Saging too because its offtopic. MODS.

Max 'Judas" Holloway
He should walk out to Here Come The Tears
youtube.com/watch?v=-HO8zT0txIM

james franco doesn't have a twitter account?

>he has these saved on his phone

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Post another recycled meme

>Muslims are so sensiti-

yeah, they fucking are.
If a christian supremacist cuts Dana's head off tomorrow, then you can talk.

>Colby
>Usman
>Lee
Why does the ufc hate Dos Nachos so much ?

>r-recycled!!
>y-you have this on your p-phone!!

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He keeps accepting the fights so he probably thinks he can win everytime

RDA is going to inseminate Lee with his superior Brazilian seed.

those girls in the back look like camoflauge

>I-I'm just a moderate Chr*st Stain, now stop mocking me and J*sus, we're not sensitive

Christian supremacists have glassed the Middle East for 30 years

Who's your favorite mma fighter?

eggy brah is live

youtube.com/watch?v=KCwDY_tnN_c

You imbecile, Jews ordered their Mutts to do that

I don’t watch MMA or any sports

What fighter have you legit (legitimately) changed your mind about for better or worse?

Jews and Muslims have caused killed way more people in the Middle east than Christians. Why do you think every Muslim wants to get the fuck away from other Muslims and live amongst Christians?

Figures I thought you were a faggot

Exactly. And the Zionist christcucks obliged like little doggies because their sandnigger book tells them that Israel belongs to Jews yada yada. Religion is rural retards like you that need a philosophical and ethical crutch for reality

*dabs to Mo Bamba*

he's revved on easter sunday

Rockhold
>Though he was an arrogant prick. He's actually an awkward but principled dude
Contender Bisping
>champ Bisping is still a shameless pussy
Kevin Lee
>Saw the good in him even when everyone was trashing him. Turns out he's a lil ghetto bitch

when did a muslim supremacist cut danas head off?

They all genocide each other while simultaneously preaching open anuses for their ideas. They’re all fucking genocidal statist retards

cringe

the alphabrain

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*dabs on you to Pray For Me*

*does the Wakanda salute*

Dana is scared to joke about Islam.

At first I thought silly silly was the bad guy, then I realized he was the good guy, it now I can see clearly that he is just a bad guy amongst bad guys.

>principled
BIG CRINGE

dana just likes money

I invented "Toilet Till", AMA

I don't have a favorite.

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t. cuck

kek

You idiot, the Middle East(at least Syria, Lebanon, Iran) were much better than they are now, in the 70e. Women were allowed to dress how they like, they were economically well off, and also liberal socially. Then Israel and you, their servants ruined it.
I don't like Muslims or think they're good, but you actually believe that CAUSE OF ILLNESS=SYMPTOMS OF ILLNESS.

Jews are the cause
Muzzrats are the symptom

>Skydaddy argument
Kys. Christianity, whether it is real or not, is an unchangeable component(for the time being) of European Civilization and ethos.

As a wise man Francis Bacon once said
"Small amount of philosophy bring us to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God"

Big faggot.

Do u hate all British tourists?

Yeah you are

>Flushing your own dick

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Wait did Tenshin hit his own dick there? What a goof

>Christianity, whether it is real or not, is an unchangeable component(for the time being) of European Civilization and ethos.
Exactly. All Europeans are spineless cuckholds and deluded retards. Better off bragging about the Plagues importance to Europe

>As a wise man Francis Bacon once said
"Small amount of philosophy bring us to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God"
Cringe

The middle east was better in the 70s because they were still under the influence of European colonialism. Those savages had been tamed but it was only a matter of time before they fucked it all up. Israel was only able to destroy those societies because the people in them were not meant to be civilized.

>C-cringe

Go kys, Pueblo Rodriguez Jr.

Prime Magumbo flushes Stipe

That ginger headed fuck is retarded.

Go ahead and post the Muhammed cartoons under your real name and see what happens.

Europe was Christian at it's peak when it was colonizing every country in the world and giving them the glory of God

>k-kys!!
Just say kill yourself you spineless goatfucker. What a cringe fucking existence you have lmao that read like a Hillary Clinton quote lol

Also reported again btw

I have as much reason for that as posting a picture of someone shitting in someone else's mouth

The manface fannymuncher disgusts me far more than her entrance
I suppose so, the cucuy effect

oh for sure raping and murdering everyone is the word of christ, b

imagine being this naive and considering outhouses the peak of european civilization

>She is 36 yo

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Exactly, but every degenerate progressive says we must be respectful of "the religion of peace" but has no problem taking a dig at Christ.

>Small amount of philosophy bring us to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God

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>Reported again

Pls don't report me, senpai.
I didn't mean to invade the place where you salivate over naked men fighting, or analyze their styles with your fedora handy

That’s because mudslimes have the balls and honor to do something while christcucks just open the other cheek and take another Father Steinberg grand slammer in the pooter

It's not about balls...
It's about upbringing, indoctrination, and low IQ tied to low impulse control

No need to project your sexual fantasies, homeboy. That’s what the confessions are for

It doesn't take balls to drive a truck through a crowd of people.

It was dumbass they were spreading the word of God. Why do you think they had crusades? Do you honestly think Christians were scared to fight? Colonization was the peak of Europe name one other civilization that was able to conquer so much of the world. You can't because it's unprecedented in history only Europeans have achieved that level of power. All this hate of Christianity is decadence that is only possible because on the level of power achieved by the west throughout history. If you were in the Middle East where they never achieved that level of dominance your head would be chopped off for talking bad about Allah.

Oh for sure b, bong tourists are a peach
youtu.be/W7zvPg3cTok

Post face fagg0t

Anglos are scum. Nothing newsworthy there

More like they're inbred and mad their countries are getting fucked by the west because their religion is so backwards

Like the upbringing and indoctrination of being a spineless retarded cuckhold that opens another cheek for Israel but taking a stand against Chick Fil A boycotts

Yep, pretty h*lla based

imagine defending rape and murder like this, then immediately denouncing chopping peoples heads off because it was in a different dusty ass book.

What are you even talking about you're projecting hard right now who the fuck cares about chick fil a

That's the point. Even here in Eastern Europe we aren't taught any concrete values. What is it to live a good life? What is it to be virtuous?

You mutts have it even worse with the equality agenda

Read a history book maybe you'll learn how power works instead of being a cuck who's scared to hurt people

They were spreading the word of God while slaughtering and raping anything in their path. Or does postmodern labeling only not work for gender pronouns?

>Why do you think they had crusades?
Power. They slaughtered thousands and thousands of Christians wholeheartedly. They couldn’t give an actual fuck about religion as anything other than social capital. Its no different billionaires crying crocodile tears about the poor while having them work in Chinese sweatshops

>Colonization was the peak of Europe name one other civilization that was able to conquer so much of the world. You can't because it's unprecedented in history only Europeans have achieved that level of power.
Modern day Israel, they run every major country in the world. But go ahead and larp about celebrate about the street shitter civilization of the 1500s while I dab on your monkey ass

>All this hate of Christianity is decadence that is only possible because on the level of power achieved by the west throughout histor
Word salad CRINGE

Why are you so obsessed with mens bodies?

Lol, you're an idiot if you glorify hurting people. Classic powerless internet Twink/manlet/fatass. No wonder you're here on an MMA forum

>Read a history book maybe you'll learn how power works instead of being a cuck who's scared to hurt people
Guaranteed I'd heem you to another realm. I can tell you are 5'8 by the way you type.

If you need to be “taught” how to be “virtuous” and live a “good life” then you’re already a deranged subhuman that no religion will truly contain your perverted urges from

>talking to snake gooooood

Enjoy that dab, fuckboy? Have another

*dabs*

You absolute faggot. Morals don't develop in a vacuum. If I threw you in a jungle as a child, if you survived, you'd be worse than any muslim

No need to perform damage control on your subhuman animalistic senses. I understand, youre very retarded. Big yikes though

People have been hurt throughout history. If you're scared to hurt someone you've probably never been hurt in your life. Look at Latin American cultures before Christianity. The Mayans thought it was a privileged to be sacrificed to the gods. Pain and suffering have been fundamental to human existence throughout it's history.

hello where are the heems?

6'3 but who gives a fuck you're probably six foot too but that's probably all you have in life

Then genociding all religious nut obs will inevitably be a valuable learning experience for them

Right HERE bro
*unzips dick*

rate my MMA fandom based on my top 3 boys in MMA (in no particular order):
>Max
>Horiguchi
>Khabib

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Cringe

why?

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I don’t owe you an explanation

I hope things get better, user

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>boying khabib

You fairweather fans can joke all you want but at least Darren Till has a lucrative plumbing career ahead of him.

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Im sorry to hear. Maybe in the next life your father will raise you like a man

I unironically thought that was Adesanya after the Gastelum fight.

problematic post.

lol I'm doing alright, my friend

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kek

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Yes, Shaub posters are a bunch of limp wristed faggots that like podcasts and standup comedy more than watching MMA.

Yeah im very sorry to hear again. Maybe you can go into one of those big brother program after school things like from that Paul Rudd movie idk dude

Borrachinha flushes Adesanya

I dont like any of those things

92229298
Cringe

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based

alright thanks for the advice

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No problem bro. Schaub Bless

Oh so you're a Shaub fan.

LADS. I've just binged Fedor's major fights on fight pass, them being
>Big Nog trilogy
>Coleman double
>Randleman
>Cro Cop
>Hunt
>Arlovski
Where do I go next? Have I missed any of his must see fights? I've seen Sapp vs Big Nog too. Don't know the mandatory pride or UFC viewing as a newb. Also Fedor looked like shit in the Hunt and Arlovski fights but the others were pure Kino

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We GIDDIT, ur a charcoal briquette that hates schob, but are y’really da bes mine to speak for da art?

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I should add that I only like watching fights between upper elite opponents. Not a fan of meme fights like Gatti vs Ward

His fights with
-Dan Henderson
-Bigfoot Silva
-Fabricio Werdum
-Matt Mitrione
-Ryan Bader
-Fabio Maboblabo

Please seek medical assistance.

Y’ANGRY MY GUY?

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Then why are you watching Fedor?

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I don't want to see Fedor receiving Heem after Heem. Already seen the Werdum one a while ago t.bh
:)

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>schaub fan
all makes sense now

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Framed!!

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Champs by 2020:

BW: Nathaniel 'The Prospect' Wood
FTW: Arnold Allen
LW: Marc 'Bonecrusher' Diakesie
WW: Darren 'The Gorilla' Till
MW: Darren 'The Gorilla' Till
LHW: Darren 'The Gorilla' Till
HW: Mark Godbeer

UK MMA SUPERPOWER 2020

Favorite female fighter? No trolling please.

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Aaah, nothing better than see these two entitled cunts lose.

Even better if you lose to someone who's 20 years in the game and never beat anyone good.

What will the UFC do now? Create another division specifically for Antonina and give her the belt for free, just like they did for her sis?

Shevchenko = Hillary Clinton
UFC = DNC

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smash: Veronica Macedo

fun: Maycee Barber

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>$300 dollaru for raw fish

Based. Fuck that screaming dyke

>le 34 year old prospect!!!
Cringe. Imagine getting utterly mogged by a /jp/ tier autist

Fuck: Valentina Shevchenko
Marry: Antonina Shevchenko

Macedo is for sure one of my favorites too

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>Mark Godbeer
Completely forgot this guy existed

You'll remember again soon enough. Trust me on that...

Valentina has a nice brapper, but I agree with everything you

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>people hating on Schaub for no apparent reason on Easter of all days.

Must be a miserable existence.

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Didn't he get cut and end up in Bare Knuckle?

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Yikes

Said*

Yeah he did and he's terrible lmao

brapper kino

I just know him for getting kicked in the head by Walt Harris desu.

Yeah. If max loses the title, and he will if he fights zabit. Aldo deserves a title shot, specially if its his last fight

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

>and he will if he fights zabit

Oh, so we're back to overhyping bums?

>DC
>Jon
>Adesanya
>Usman
there's nothing you can do to stop the blackening

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How is Jon black in any way?

>>Adesanya

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in many ways, he's twice as much of a nigger than anyone else

>kids in the Middle East and Apefrica are starving
Good.

adesanya will expose this cancer patient

i dont understand how you can devote your life to martial arts and still look like its your first time fighting. whats the deal with females

It's chinlet vs chinlet, basically a coin toss.

If reddit is anti-till then im pro till

He wins the rematch btw

>Heem my life into pieces
>This is my last Holiday resort
>Suffocation, no breathing (Woodley fight)
>Don't give a fuck, my chin already got deleted

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>devote your life
>7 pro fights

He's right you casual, lurk more.

Max is a bum too and Zabit is more skilled. I think volkanovski could beat Max too.

Still seething about Israel I see, for a moment I thought you an hero'ed.

Who would have known Kelvin is a chinlet? Maybe to beat the chinlet, you have to become the chinlet...

imagine if schmo played a flushing sound really loudly at a conference when till would start talking. it will never happen but I'd be a fan for life

92230113
Cringe

" ____ is a chinlet"

Consistently the dumbest thing people say in heem

Wish you would get locked in a cage with yoel

Munster for sure

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Shes been in Muay Thai and Judo for years

>get locked in a cage with a chinlet

Really scary, bud.

Max gets hit on the chin all the time too. I'm not saying Zabit is going to be an all time great, just that he can beat Max

If you get KO'd you are a chinlet, if you wern't a chinlet you wouldnt get KO'd

Till will make another undefeated run at MW

His chin will be revitalized and he will gain another few pounds of muscle so his punching power will increase.

Imagine what he would do to bums like Robert or adesanya. It will be like watching prime vitor belfort

Are you the guy who invented Toilet Till? Wouldn't Schmo have to pay you a lot of money if he did that.

this

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He can beat Max if Max eats another poisoned box of cupcakes

Thoughts on Philadelphia Tuna?

Max will probably have another stroke

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High iq post
He's finna boutta do a Whittaker

>tfw can feel my body breaking down as i die
What can i train for this feel?

>the cringe serious tryhard
vs
>the chill laid back stacey

Taking a dank Easter shit rn in honor of Till and to defy the racists that framed him

Peaches

Why wasn't Alaskan Cod excited about his debut, furthermore why arent strikers safe in mma

yer yoel is pretty weak and he sure did ko whittaker!

ah dropping a schaub in the till I see?

He chinleted him, that's the point, dummy.

yeah we've seen the evidence in all the fights whittaker has had since he sure does get heemed easily now hey!

He cant even make it to a fight without his body imploding lmao

I have CTE

Exactly.

>cancer patient
*cringe*

it's tough b

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Smoke weed

no kid.
it's called physiology, look into it.

best mma moments list

My ballz was hot

three piece with a soda

Thats just his poo peeland genes. Pooel got the Weidman eye from Whittaker and has dropped out of 4 fights since

Darren Till has a son lol!

masvidal won the fight maia won the decision

Add:

who da fook is that guy!!!!

When ben askren made that goofy comment

stockton slap shit is more cringe than that

Still feel heemed from Rizin lads

im still heemed from 4/20 lol smoked soooo much weed

You should try leaving your house from time to time.

you should go eat some lucky charms you leprachaun bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is numbe one bushit!!!

You guys remember when Conor called Khabib a fookin' weasel!!?!?!?!?

How do you get heemed from weed is it the first time you ever smoked or something? You must have virgin lungs

Fucking hilarious, it's retarded enough staying up for a good rizin card but for this shit card? Have sex weebs.

haha!

"Don't you ever talk about my fucking mom!"

Stupid weedhead!

>12914 is todays Yokohama Arena’s Rizin 15 audience.

Rizin's last event at the Yokohama Arena in 2019 drew 12729.

>I wahnt to fight with your chicken
xD

You guys remember when Khabib jumped Conor? That was so based right guys?

*2017 fuck

what about that trawley!!!! that was like... gadooooosh and it hit the window!!!!!

*assumes eagle form*

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XD

Epic MMA moments.....

Alistair Overeem: $865,000 ($850,000 to show, $15,000 fight week incentive pay)

Islam Makhachev: $95,000 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 win bonus, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Krzysztof Jotko: $82,000 ($36,000 to show, $36,000 win bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Magomed Mustafaev: $82,000 ($14,000 to show, $14,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Sergey Pavlovich: $73,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Roxanne Modafferi: $64,000 ($30,000 to show, $30,000 win bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Arman Tsarukyan: $63,500 ($10,000 to show, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Marcin Tybura: $47,000 ($42,000 to show, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Shamil Abdurakhimov: $45,000 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 win bonus, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Aleksei Oleinik: $41,000 ($36,000 to show, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Alexander Yakovlev: $37,000 ($16,000 to show, $16,000 win bonus, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Keita Nakumura: $33,000 ($23,000 to show, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Sultan Aliev: $32,000 ($14,000 to show, $14,000 win bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Gadzhimurad Antigulov: $32,000 ($14,000 to show, $14,000 win bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Michał Oleksiejczuk: $27,500 ($12,000 to show, $12,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Movsar Evloev: $23,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Antonina Shevchenko: $23,500 ($20,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay

Marcelo Golm: $16,000 ($12,000 to show, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Alen Amedovski: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Seung Woo Choi: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Alex da Silva Coelho: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Rafael Fiziev: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

>865k to the next closest of 95K
FUCKING KEK

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>Islam is on 20/20k

Wtf. I thought he'd be sorted out with some better shit. I swear Khabib probably made more than that on his debut

that 95k is literally only because of the fotn bonus too

ourgirl Roxy paymogging half the roster with her 30/30

now she can buy more giant carrots

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do any of these celebrities know what hypocrisy means?
how is giving money for a building hypocritical?
what's hypocritical is saying refugees welcome, and not accommodating a bunch of syrians and nigerians in your mansion.

>Average boxing fight
>Main event 1mill
>Co Main like 300k

>Average mma fight
>Main event 500k (if they are lucky)
>Co main 50k

B-b-but muh boxing is bad

Based Reem mogging everyone's paychecks

>olenik making less than a w*men
Fuck bros dont think i can watch this semen slurping sport

totally based

>they get CTE therefore they deserve to be paid well
boxing would be 10x better if they were paid less

Boxing is a better sport but the decisions and matchmaking drive people away from it, but it's definitely the art to learn if you want to make cash.

Double digit iq post

Atleast you get paid for you CTE in boxing

Wgaf you loser

Lmao who cares pillowtap is trash

>boxers
>getting CTE in the 21st century
unlike in mma, boxers know how to not get hit by everything that comes their way and they don't get pounded on the back of their heads for 15 seconds before the ref stops the fight
kys retard

*flushing noises*

Heem yourselves

Your mom, she knows how to take a good amount of ground and pound and still get the finish of you know what I mean dawg

What's everyone doing this Easter Sunday? I'm watching 189. Kino event.

on all levels including physical I am a toilet

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based leonardo

>reem got paid nearly a million dollars for beating up a training partner
BASED

Im drunk as fuck having semi panic attacks about the fact i dont know how to make use of a weekend anymore

Are any of the B-tier orgs on fightpass worth a watch?

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This is fake it’s not real

And the undercarders on MayMac made less than regional circuit scrubs. Boxing is a scam

There should be a career achievement distinguishment for guys that have been consistently great for a long time.

First ballot for me would be reem. Who do you guys got?

Can someone please tell me what kino means

Lol they literally get 10 seconds to recover after a knockdown. The only people with more mushed pea brains than them are their fat fans like you

alright guys I got the official salaries

overeem : 8438 million dollars

roxanne : 15 million

oleynik : 5 semechki

>heem'd my knee earlier
>now my dog is limping
we're flushed

my grandma heem'd

End your life senpai

How can Askren not be your boy? How can you not support him over this worthless trash Masvidal?

>Got KO'd by Lawler
>Boy tier

That is a real mauling, none of that kebab love tap hugging.

Reminds of when I saw a kid get spanked at the grocery store.

post bush league finishes

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That is a ko that will change till forever. Hell never be the same

in many ways god already has

WHAT THE FUCK THE MAIL DOESNT DELIVER ON SUNDAY WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS MUH FUCKING PACKAGE I CANT WAIT ANOTHER DAYYYYY

Exercise, do a bit of reading, then going to a metal show in a few hours.

>usps
>sunday

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What band

Es naurmul.

for me, it's Rae "the razer" Edgar

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what are your trying to tell me dubs cee

He does drugs and commits crimes.

Me, Daniel "Dominick Cruz" Cormier, amd telling you that USPS never delivers on the day of sun.

i am not impressed with your performance

its hurts double DC, it hurts

In many ways

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rogan really committing to that interview

I invented ferttita brother

Undeniable truths:
-Roxanne is prime gf material
-Askren is going to smash Jorgay "Bumfights" Masvidal

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I am not impressed by your performance
Mma is controlled by jews who are shilling one big monopoly to "make more interesting fights for the viewers" which means we want to control every fighter in the business.
People shit on boxing belts but it's on of the thing that makes the sport so great.
He is one of the least interesting fighters in ufc. Why would anyone support him. Boom, roasted

Fuck off nerd its the anime era now.

These are great, I love this crazy regional stuff

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Imagine being such a lanklet that you can't even single leg the ref

CTE for sure

CuTE

WHERE'S YOUR KID AT?

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>knock a dude out
>hammerfist opponent as many times as possible

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He's probably just loaded

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Tenshin vs Gomi when

>opponent is out on his feet
>go for a takedown

>worldclass fighter
>gas in the first

This and an untucked chin are the signs of the goat

What are we doing?

/heem/ was a mistake

>opponent is jiu-jitsu specialist
>wrestle them anyway

>A Level athlete
>gas in 2 minutes

>female mma fighter
>only drill head and arm throw

>"world class" striker
>only wins decisions

Discord trannies have arrived

>talk about mauling opponents
>less than 50% finish rate

>call yourself champion
>didn't beat previous champion to get belt

>get rocked
>smile, stick out your tongue, clap your hands, do a "bring it on" emote, talk to your opponent, shake your head no, do a thumbs up

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>have huge reach for weightclass
>can't fight long

I just read that Pettis KNOCKED OUT Wonderboy

I couldve fucking sworn it was the other way around

Did we get Mandela’d?

Wait, what? I thought so too.

LOST CONNECTION TO MAPSERVER

are you ok?

>be heavyweight fighter
>never train any martial arts

Schaub

>go to first bjj class
>purple belt destroys the ligaments in my ankle

should've picked up a brick and beat his face in

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I've been eating a lot of raw meat recently, and raw milk mixed with eggs. It's a pretty depressing diet but my body feels great.

Damn you guys didnt invent fire yet?

Put your hand in fire it burns the nutrients.

dub trip dub

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>dreamt about going fishing with Horiguchi
>then I woke up
wake me up...... wake me up.... HEEM MEEEEEEE

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What's your favourite Chris Weidman fight?

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did holloway put his hand in fire? Hes pillow fisted from all the nutrients in his hand being burned up

The one where he submitted the fat greasy mexican

The Chris is still a very good fighter and wins a lot of fights until he loses. He is pretty much playing the game on insta death hard mode now after Herb deleted his chin. For The Chris to win he has to completely dominate for the entire fight because if he gets hit once he is out.

are they both cuban?

Yes, 40+ year old genetic FREAKS

What race is this guy?

Lads I fucking never realised how far away Mas/Ben was
Fucking 6th of July what the fuck?

Till is taking the Josh Grispi path, isn't he lads?

Who's the Chris Eubank of MMA?

Back in the day I went to corner a buddy for his second ammy fight. His opponent never showed up. The promoter told us he called and said he had food poisoning or some bullshit. We walked all the way to the cage, got a hand raise, and walked back.

The only difference between pro and ammy is literally making weight, showing up, and actually competing with effort.

Those digits, raw meat is the future.

Jeremy Stephens because who the fuck is that guy?

>American fans only care about your record, a single loss is enough to take you out of the GOAT conversation forever

>Japanese fans are not so concerned about stats but rather the style, heart, and determination you show during fights, and how you deal with adversity and come back from losses

Which is better?

jap fans, the energy is 10x better
The bums in the UFC crowds suck the energy out of every single fight that isn't two guys standing in front of each other and throwing hammers
just think about how little anybody cared about Horiguchi when he was in the UFC but when he fights in Japan it's hype as fuck

eternal life starts from the christian babies

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also crowds dont boo in japan and dont grab the fighters walking out. fuck brazilians t bh

neither

>I’m not a lesbian. ^^;;
>I never post about guys because I’m shy…. ._.
>I haven’t had a boyfriend in 5 years.
>Well, nobody hits on me anyway
Just like my animes...

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get your moaning myrtle waifu the FUCK outta here get some standards u ratfuck

Typical zilch reply. Step off or I'll step you off; these hands are rated E for Everyone.

such a pathetic weeb

Gross

Whites are niggers compared to Japanese

Got my tickets for this year's Chicago event lads. I was at the one last year. I hope Claudia is at the fan area outside so I can get a photo of me hover handing her.

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Does mieshas kid have autism?

heeminder that muay thai is the new meta

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Cringe

>Implying im wrong
the rizin card earlier had a good mixture of both heems and wrestlefucking, and the crowd cheered them both
>knocks your head off your shoulders with a single punch
>crowd cheers
just like that amigo

Poor girl is ugly as fuck

Most hated fighters

Paige Van Zant
Jorge Masvidal
Conor McGregor

>falling for the Hogan thai monster narrative

for sure my guy

>blending muay thai with blacksplosion

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t.seething thailets

hating the Champ Champ is the most Reddit opinion to have concerning MMA

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t. Liam O'Callaghan, Liverpool born and bred

>we're US AMERICANS we take BIG SHITS and moooi theei sounds foreign! we US AMERICANS don't need no foreign shit only rasslin and boxin like real big shit taking muhricans

Who is the greatest of all time in terms of numbers?

>the United Kingdom is comprised of one country
Ah..... the famous American education once again

me

Anderson Silva

wrestling and boxing are the only things you really need

That "whoosh" sound you hear is the joke flying mile-high over your head

yang

this

sometimes wrestling only is enough

I was at the last one too, but this time around....

Cringejudo vs Moraes

F O U R pissbreaks (Shev vs Eye, Suarez vs Ansaroff, Herrig vs some chink, Chookagian vs Calderwood)

Sloppy heavyweight midcarders

This card isn't even worth the $2.25 to take the bus to the United Center and it'll probably be the worst selling PPV in company history.

The fan that clowned Eddie Alvarez at the UFC 205 press conference

Someone should tell pro mma fighters this, they're wasting alot of time.

Tai will be there again. Hope he comes out to Heart Will Go On again.

Can't force them to listen

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Askren because he fought real grand masters in ONE and made them look like yellow belts.

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Petr Yan vs Jimmie Rivera should be fucking spicy.

>gets flushed by based walker

Double cringe

Norway officially GADOOSHED and FLUSHED

>Hessleen? What is hessleen?

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new

stipe wins the rematch
johnny walker heems jon
whittaker heems adesanya
askren wrestle fucks usman

that ref woild probably heem them both

is franco a jew?