Hello euros, I have a question about your sport. I'm 6'7", which I assume is a good deal taller than your average soccer player I'm also black, allowing my hair to be thick and rigid.
Now my question is, what's stopping a tall black player from getting a high top fade but with a little bowl shaved inside to hold the ball? They can just have their keep put the ball in their bowl or if that's not allowed maybe have someone skilled juggle the ball into their bowl.
They can just lightly jog to the other goal, defenders risk fouls trying to stop him. If the opposing keeper comes to knock the ball off or snatch it, the bowl handler can just make a slight hop, get hit in the face and take a penalty.
Why haven't the many african players attempted this? Is it against the rules? Thank you.
Please bros I need serious answers. I see, is there some set of rules I can read where I can find this or is it just unwritten?
Jordan Ortiz
Amazing thread
Would be called as unsportsmanlike conduct and called as such but you'd win over my heart
Ethan Fisher
For the same reason Kerlon's seal dribble never worked outside of a short period. If you try some cheeky trick where the only defence is a foul, then players are just going to foul you
Bentley Torres
Meet me alone at Goodman's Bay at 12am, I'll tell you how. Thanks you guys, I guess my master plan has been foiled.
Jason Howard
You can make shoulder-to-shoulder contact which would be enough to knock the ball out.
Keeper would pick it out of your hair if weren't already stopped for unsporting conduct Could be an interesting counter attack option if you can run fast enough
Jordan Williams
Holy shit, you just solved football
Ayden Clark
probably would not work >any action that, while trying to play the ball, threatens injury to someone (including the player themself) and includes preventing a nearby opponent from playing the ball for fear of injury.
Christopher Flores
Actually even without the unsportsmanlike conduct rule, you could just get a player taller than the wacky hair man and have him head it off! Also you can make contact to nudge the ball off regardless! Haha!
Jonathan Baker
>what's stopping a tall black player from getting a high top fade but with a little bowl shaved inside to hold the ball? The same rule that stops players from simply tucking the ball inside their shirt and carrying all the way to the goal.
Jose Hernandez
>>any action that, while trying to play the ball, threatens injury to someone (including the player themself) and includes preventing a nearby opponent from playing the ball for fear of injury.
How would this threaten injury? I think OP is on to something.
Oliver Sanders
why not just put the ball underneath your shit and pretend your pregnant and just run to the goal. no other player would dare foul a pregnant person
Ryan Jenkins
reply based and redpilled
Jonathan Lewis
shit's open to interpretation. I would not try to jump for a challenge as there's a big chance to bump heads.
Christopher Young
>he now plays in the lap 3rd div How can one player be such a meme and one trick pony
Ayden Johnson
Football solved. Rip yuropoors
Jacob Lopez
He had good technique outside of that dribble . But he ended up with glass knees, because players would show no mercy when fouling him
Sebastian Wilson
literally no flaw with this plan. Looks like OP solved soccer.
ifab have catch-all clauses to stop this kind off thing so... >A player is cautioned if guilty of: >unsporting behaviour
>There are different circumstances when a player must be cautioned for unsporting behaviour including if a player: >shows a lack of respect for the game
Colton Adams
You wouldn't be able to run quicker than a slight jog because the ball would fall out. You would be horribly slow and the defence would be able to get into position and block your advance. Also you wouldn't be able to turn very easily or pass the ball at all. The opposition would swarm you with 3 players and instantly gain the ball back.
Jaxon Cooper
If you are really skilled, I guess you could just bounce the ball on your head all the way to the goal.
Adrian Nelson
With enough skill you could just kick the ball into the goal from your own goal.
Adam Perez
>get all of your teammates to surround you like bodyguards >the opposition literally cannot reach you without violently yanking one of your teammates out of the circle
Oliver Mitchell
This.
Brandon Bennett
>get 11 really huge guys >block off the goal completely so they can't score
Better grow out the sides too to protect from flying kicks to the head and headbutts.
Elijah Johnson
Those are some hard fouls, but he kind of deserved it. Good technique though. Way more effective than I thought it would be.
Levi Robinson
it's really not
Sebastian Perez
Try flicking on a ball that's balanced on your head. It won't go very far. Even a pro couldn't make it go more than a couple of meters, I reckon. Easy to defend that.
Connor Lee
the country that invented blacked porn and the kkk that should tell you how shit this place is if youve never been here
Landon Baker
>obstruction is against the rules >players """""shielding""""" the ball out for a goal kick happens all the time anyway How do they get away with this? Just classic retard referees that don't know the rules and follow other referees' mistakes to avoid any confrontation?
Thomas Russell
It depends whether the ball is considered under your control. Obviously in the yank's case its under his teammates control.
Levi Russell
>invented blacked porn
not true it's a jew from france who created that in your country greatest ally !
Aaron Clark
Just shape the hair like a lacrosse stick Big rory delap head flick
Kevin Bailey
>Europe BTFO Black Burger ruins football with one trick
