Why is his name "Young" when he's 33 years old? At what point will he become old?

Why is his name "Young" when he's 33 years old? At what point will he become old?

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You thought this was going to be a great and funny thread?

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>the cross man
>terrible at crosses
what did he mean by this?

>scandinavian """"""""""""humour"""""""""""

It is

>Tfw when you actually laughed out loud at this exchange
Based shitposting

because black doesn't crack.

Hehe got me right in the chuckle box that one

Why is his name Ashley? That's a girl's name.

His diet of fresh bird shit has made him immortal

Lel

He will have to marry another man and take his name.

That sounds kinda gay

in Christian societies, people usually retain their name for the duration of their lives. Exceptions include some women who get married and take the surname of their husband; and transsexuals, who often take a first name more traditionally associated with their chosen gender.

High IQ post

remember the time a bird shit in Ashlel's mouth? iirc it was during a humiliating defeat against Everton

Why isn't it pronounced Chev Row Let

Young is gookspeak for English. I see no problem with his name.

You thought you were white and the Falklands were Argentine?

cringe and tryhard

Argies should have tried harder

When Sunderland buy him for a coupe of quid and a bag of cleats.

Bonus if it's Gary Oldman.

>yfw his son Arthur Young-Oldman

>Signs for Oldham

>Ashley marries de Jong
>Becomes Ashley Young de Jong

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>Ashley has 11 kids
>they play for Young Boys