So

Need to fix the GK situation, the RB situation, the striker situation and probably the manager situation too

You Don't.
You let it die.

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Pickford would’ve saved those, cut you a deal for only 80m when >de gay leaves. Bargain la

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get rid of the nogs lol

>fred

>dalot
>fred

You should have signed the players the Mou asked for.

need to find a final solution for the dabber question.

Fuck off, tryharding mutt

Sell pogba to Madrid

Everyone wins

Beat Man City.

Show the players a Man city game, all 90 min of it, and tell to copy everything they do
The passing, the pressing, the movements etc

when was the last time united bought a good player?

I don’t know much about Man U, but the Glazers own my favorite NFL team and are widely regarded as the worst owners in the NFL, by far. Once their dad died, it went to complete shit Over here

De Gea

Sancho. He's going to cost 200M though.

Jose says NO.

>white players
In
>dabbing ngubus
Out

>glazers
>actually coming up with serious money to buy player who aren't free transfers

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sounds like the whole team

>thinking neres, van der beek and de ligt will want to waste any of their careers at this mid table club

>Ole's at the wheel.

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They should sign De Ligt, Sancho, Kimmich, Odegaard, Mbappe and Kante

Sign Ngubu, Mfofo, Dembele-Jackson

Did someone just say something about a bonus increase?

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1. Sell Fellaini
2. Watch them get shitter
3. LOL

More tractor sponcers.

Fellaini

aside from being a bit unreasonable in expecting players with other choices would join united, that shape is a complete meme. You're going to ask dalot and pogba to track all the way back into a back five ? Then ask your #10 to drop back into the midfield line and defend as a 5-3-2? If you drop Lukaku they lose their ability to go long. Clearly Mourinho felt that their defenders and midfield were not strong enough on the ball to play through high pressure. The one thing that United had going for them the last two seasons was Lukaku and Felliani being able to win longballs and create from knockdowns. You move your most influential midfielder to the wing and ask him to use a lot more energy tracking back and marking some of the best attacking players?

I unironically still think Pickford is one of the best in the league. A few meme webms aren't indicative of his overall performances, which are very good generally.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HIRE OLE IT WAS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS JESUS CHRIST ITS LIKE A COMEDY MOVIE

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----------- Lingard
------- Fellaini Pogba
-------------- Matic
Shaw Lindelof Smalling Young
--------------- De Gea

Why on earth would you want to do that user?

sell all the shit players
buy all the highest fifa-rated players and offer them mega wages

easy, sorted, 20m consultant fee pls

>wanting to fix Man Utd
>not wanting to see them get relegated again

Zlatan

FIRE WOODWARD AND HIRE A FUCKING DOF

SELL THE FOLLOWING FOR AROUND 250 MILLION:

1. Pogba
2. Marital
3. Lukaku
4. Sanchez

RELEASE / SELL THE FOLLOWING:

1. Mata
2. Jones
3. Rojo
4. Darmian
5. Valencia

Herrera is already gone too.

That's 10 fucking players that can fuck off. With Fred and Smalling on the bubble.

Take the 500 million (sales + war chest) and only buy players with the right mentality.

FUCK

It's fine as is. Nothing needs to be fixed desu

who would be stupid enough to buy lukaku or sanchez for anything more than a fiver and a multipack of monster munch

>de gay
>14% sv percentage at the World Cup with Ramos and Pique as your cb’s
People don’t forget

China maybe.

>more than a fiver and a multipack of monster munch
Come on now, at the very least United should ask for a fiver and twelve packets of Monster Munch with no Roast Beef.

Hire Brendan Rodgers.

Keep Shaw, Lindelöf, McTominay, Rashford, Romero and replace everybody else

There’s too much dead weight to fix United short term. Right now they should get rid of Woodward and sell whatever they can sell. De Gea, Lukaku and Pogba could prolly generate good money. No reason to keep them since United won’t compete for CL spots in a long time.

>sell
>4. Sanchez
kek

This, he got a bad rap because of some high profile games this season, but seasons before he was very solid,and he proved in the world cup he could cope in big games, also he's so good with his feet his quite an asset today, especially his long balls could be great for lukaku

Lukaku scores a lot of goal. Imagine him playing in a system like Atalanta’s. He’d score twice as many goals as Duvan.

LW - Rashford - RW

LCM - CDM - McTominay

Shaw - Lindelof - RCB - Dalot

Romero

Everyone who is not on this list can fuck off. Also shows where >we need to improve. Even Mctominay and Dalot should be squad players next season.

holy shit. great minds

Honestly should sell De Gea and use Romero. Romero was free, and he is not much worse. Use the money to begin rebuilding.

Not a United fan, so I don't know how good he can be. But could McTominay be a decent ball playing CB?

Moshiri stop posting

I don't think he's built enough to play CB but that's an interesting take, maybe if he bulked up?

Bring back Moyes
Introduce waterboarding for lazy players

since the Glazer brothers took over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from their father...

>73-131 record. A W-L% of 0.357.
>Fired superb owl winning coach.
>Hired and fired 4 head coaches.
>First place in division 1x, last place 8x
>rebranded their uniforms to the worst in the NFL

Is it a surprise they’ve run Man U into the ground?

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>this flag
>thi$ topic

Found the muh heritage mick

You just hate Ole because she’s a cisgendered scandi

Why do you want to fix it? Its funny like that.

yeah, but what about all those millions of shekels they've pocketed?

Find the dressing room cancer player. Sell him. When everyone runs half a mile less than their opponent then it is not about skill or tactics but mentality. Someone is fucking up the dressing room, get rid ASAP

It’s not a dressing room player. It’s all the faggot Fergie babies who are now TV pundits criticizing every day they aren’t as good as they remember being, as if they didn’t need time to build up.

If miserable pundits make you stop putting in effort as a player you have no business being a professional football. Doubly so at a top club where people are going to be commenting constantly.

The world cup is such a poor indicator of a players talent and skill.

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Buy back Fellaini

Bring back Giuseppe Rossi

Utd need to sign 3 or 4 blinged out instagram star negroes. That ought to help moral and right the ship.

They need pacey niggers on all positions.

sign ronaldo, varane, messi, casemiro and kimmich

Unironcally this

Why would it only be 1 player? their team is 90% niggers, of course this would happen.

The problems go much deeper than simply getting the right players or the right coach.

Woodward doesn't know how to negotiate. Now you are stuck with a number of players on big contracts that only a handful of clubs will take off you. And that's IF they want them. This includes Pogba, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Rashford, and maybe a couple others I am missing. The only one I see leaving is De Gea.

Second, your training facilities are straight out of the 90s. United have been left behind in the scouting, data and analytics departments. This is because Ferguson would never use them himself and since he left rather than move into the future like Southampton did (for a while), Tottenham, City and Liverpool, they are in the stone age and are going to be left even further behind. The Glazers have not spent money on infrastructure and it is showing.

Third is imagine having jones and smalling as your best CB? Fucking hell. Even when you made transfers they were of the wrong positions.

Fourth is you have no leader in the dressing room. Pogba is supposed to be that but he can't wait to leave training to drive his £500k nigger mobile and take Instagram videos of himself.

In summary, you can't fix United. United are fucked. Enjoy fighting with Everton for 7th next season.

Oh and fuck United. This has been long overdue.

When will they go bankrupt?
They can't keep bringing in expensive mercenaries and perform like shit forever right?

Yeah they kind of can

If their owners keep putting cash in, then sure.

Liverpool have done it for decades

>£500k nigger mobile

A bit racist m80, im gonna disregard everything u wrote

based
It's time to kick it out.

BOSS

WE JUST FUCKING FIXED IT

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1120212349422657537

FINALLY A FUCKING DOF TO RUN TRANSFERS WE ARE BACK

>De Gea/Romero
>Shaw (c)
>De Ligt
>Varane
>Dalot
>McTominay
>Pereira
>Dybala
>Greenwood
>Rashford
>Zaha

----

Out
>Pogba
>Martial
>Lukaku (unless he settles for squad)
>Fred
>Herrera
>Young (or squad)
>Mata (or squad)
>Lindelof
>Sanchez (fuck knows how)
>Lingard

That would be a MASSIVE but achievable overall in the summer. The main thing is getting rid of the deadwood. Then rebuilding. Choose certain players to build around that will be consistent... ie not Pogs. Fuck this attitude problem too.

This.

Lazy black bastards

They might be ok players but they aren't going to achieve anything at Man U, the club's too broken. It needs a new squad, a new (experienced) manager and that generally means that what it actually needs is new owners.

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Why bother? I like them the way they are.

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This.
And this.
What could possibly go wrong?

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Bloody 'ell
Are you me?

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Oh good, another single-cell lifeform.
And which part of London do you "support" Man U from?

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hire a proven manager/caretaker
bench Pogshit
bench players who put themselves above the club
make sure average age of the defense is +-30 yo, cant win shit with kids
fire Woodward

Van Persie

>the club that didn't hesitate to release the likes of van Nistelrooy, Keane, Stam when the time was right now bends over backwards for fucking Pogba

Stop buying (below average) negroes. Advice that goes for every club in European football really

Should have given Van Gaal more time.

Moyes also needed more time.

this would be a good start
would buy ruben neves and/or bruno fernandes

If United had bought Messi in January then maybe they'd be doing a bit better in the league lol

>ManU conceded 46 goals
>The most in nearly 20 years

The defending is shite. Ironically, Big Sam would have been a better caretaker to reorganize the backline.
Also, in retrospect, getting rid of Fellaini was a mistake. He was great in the air. Lukaku only scores with his feet, and is useless standing in the box.

Why sell Lindelof? Lingard would be a useful squad player. At least he works.

Pereira should not be starting either.

That front 3 is championship tier.

Not to mention "niggermobile" should be a single word.

kek

>bench Pogshit
Yea Forums needs to stop with the meme that Pogba is single handedly dragging Poonited down. He's unironically one of their best players, and that says a lot.

>only buy players with the right mentality.

ok but what players

Pogba should be the priority to sell at the end of the season. He has been average at best, he is bad for the dressing room, he has huge wages and he is demanding even more, and unlike Alexis, theres a lot of teams who would be willing to give huge amounts of money for him, you could use that money to buy like 2 players better than him.

Bale

You're right, it's not single-handed.
It's a team effort.

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>tf
>tp
nice try

Wew.

To all you delusional customers: you are fucking braindead if you think de Ligt will even touch United with a 10ft pole. Imagine picking United (a EL level side) over literally any top club.

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Tbh Mourinho should have been given full control over who to buy and sell as well. He would kick the lazy niggers out the door and replace them with strong minded slavs

so how funny would it be if /Mouyes/ goes back to chelsea AGAIN, this time with a mission to embarass united. Then united falls behind spurs in the pecking order so /Cojones/ doesn't want to jump ship and so when United fires Ole next January they pretty much have to choose between Rafa Benitez or Brendan Rodgers?

(aside from just saying 'fuck it' and hiring big sam)

as long as nogba is there, it's not fixed

Oh please let this happen.
Please.

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