Is there anything more onions than soccer?
Is there anything more onions than soccer?
>tfw Usain Bolt brief moment at Central Coast Mariners had more relevancy worldwide than all the combined history of Australian sports.
Australia in general and australians specifically
No, it's literally the worst sport in existence, and that includes american trash and meme olympic sports.
Nope
Based and redpilled brother
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play
>omg guise this guy who runs fast is playing soccer for some club in a country that doesnt care about soccer!!! this is so awesome!!!
kek thanks for proving op's point of how fucking s oy soccer fans is
yes, australians and their posts
also fat people(americans)
Yeah, Australia's legislation
i want to agree but doubt a fat amerimutt knows anything about our politics.
>kentucky border
>alabama sun
>mississippi trio
>texas rise
>philadelphia, my home
it's the little things
forgot
>real sport, arizona sport
Australian politeness & manners ?
have sex samefag
You
am addicted to hookers so jokes on you
have sex
Rent free
Obsessed
Oh it's the guy who cant get a simple discount despite being a loyal customer.
i know lol
Not by a long shot but now since Yea Forums is a feminist/race mixing friendly board since reddit took over onions and soccer are just the integral part of the board.
>use of the physical feature women grade highest for sexual attraction and most coordinated part of your body prohibited
>arms so atrophied and unused when they get into fights they kick and fagslap each other and look like complete faggots
nope
tfw you'll never read a funnier copypasta than this
Joe Root's Captaincy
elite post.
Based
this is still fun