>RED TEAM BAD
>RED TEAM CHEATERS
>RED TEAM FANS NOT FROM SAME CITY AS RED TEAM
You all spout the same tired old cliches about United over and over because that's what you're programmed to do. You only hate United because everyone else does, because, true to NPC style, you can't think for yourselves.
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United sucks, I dunno who they are but they are now the shittiest team in the world to me
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>t. indian rag bandwagoner
get involved in sexual intercourse
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I hated United because they won too much and made football less interesting to watch. Now they're a Europa League tier team I couldn't care less about them
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I actually historically have liked Manchester Utd out of all EPL teams, but nothing stops me from shitposting about them whenever they shit the bed, as long as they're people here willing to seethe over it
the same for every other EPL team, I feel neutral towards everyone except maybe City because I don't like nouveau rich teams
You never had to live with untied fans, have you user, when they were good they were cunts, now they're bad they're whinny cunts
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Since I'm from Manchester, I'm surrounded by them and encounter them more regularly than City fans.
>ABU
I have nothing against Sheffield United though. If anything, I'm an ABW
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