/mug/ Manchester United general

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Everton's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Solskjaer, but not in the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Ole at the wheel #YES or #NO?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en
twitter.com/manutd
instagram.com/paulpogba
redcafe.net

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can't wait to rape your irrelevant team wednesday

are you playing?

NO CL

finishing fifth is an achievement with this team

you starting mate or just on the bench?

wonder what post will be 92222222nd

Nice Pasta.

Relevant last year, this year and next year.

If we all get gfs.

nogf ever

I just don't get how they were playing pretty well when ole was the caretaker and now he's the manager, they're suddenly shit again

What's going on?

Fuck you sad cunt

>manure

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OH NO NO NO

SEETHING

Because they don't care about the club. They are mood based niggers. They were happy when Ole came, but they lost their spirit after a loss agaisnt Wolves.

t. Seethe McSeetherson

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Expected goals kicked in

Pogba's plan is complete.
You never saw it coming.

Serves United right for always wearing that fucking pink shit. Seem to wear it more than the home kit these past few months. I know they're trying to sell as many pink kits as they can to their customers but it's a bit much, I'm pretty sure red wouldn't have clashed with Everton's blue.

we should just bring in Salah, Firmino, Mane and Klopp. it will be easy to get them; we've actually won the league before.

>Spent weeks telling dumb Manure fags it was a new manager bounce and they were massively outperforming their xG
>Said they would revert to the mean eventually and form would drop, and giving him the contract was retarded
>Dumb manure fags started laughing and saying it's a bullshit metric and they're just a top team again

Feels good man

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BALE IN
COUTINHO IN

Post ex-player managers that are actually good.

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don't worry la, ole's at the wheel

>losing 4-0 to Neverton

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So how many matches without scoring from open play now?

One martial please Mr Woodward

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I'm starting to believe Fred had never played football before this season

Everton have been signing better players than Poonited lmao

>evertor playing a false #1
>still 0 shots in goal
the absolute state of united

The Tim Sherwood Special. United have essentially given a three-year contract to Tim Sherwood. It's wonderful.

Stop hating on Fred. He is no worse than the other niggers on team. He is still bad, but still.
Also post your face when he leaves united and becomes world class.

FFS if only Ole had George Best, Paolo Maldini and Pele, he needs £950 million to spend at least this summer, that's only fair

United are the geek of the week

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UNITED HAD A SHOT ON TARGET! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

is Lukaku still on the pitch?

sure it's not going well for ole and united right now, but remember the treble in 98/99? the class of '92?

Even Sigurdsson is turning out to be a decent purchase. He's having the most productive season of his career.

ole needs time, all these world cup winning players we spend billions on are shit, he needs atleast 3 years unless we arent top of the league by december then sack the cunt

you're somehow going to take points off of city and still finish 5th

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>Lindelof

literally impossible

the worst thing is I can't tell if that's fake or not

Who will finish 6th if not United? All I can see i Chelsea if they can't beat Burnley and lose to United

this has to be the funniest example of mismanagement in top level football.
it's almost like hiring the gardener as minister of finance and then convincing yourself that a temporary improvement in the economy is entirely due to him.
"hire this man permanently!"
even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Lestah

Goal Attempts: 15-7
Shots on Goal: 8-1

WEW

arsenal might fuck up

Get rid of the blacks, they can't perform on consistant basis or just say fuck it and replace the whole team with the youth squad

milked for money

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>all these wc winning players
You mean the one, right.

Do Utd even have a good white player?

ah yes that explains why all the successful clubs are all white

No bully pls

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>Team is happy when Ole comes in
>Ole essentially just tells the team to "lmao, just be yourself and have fun"
>It yields results, because no teams have adapted to their new "free" playstyle
>Ole hired permanently and now has to start doing something other than the "just be yourself" meme
>Team no longer as happy
>Other teams have now had time to adapt to their "just have fun lmao" strategy
>Results down the shitter again

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>Sanchez
>Matic
>Lukaku
>Any of the defenders
>De Gay
>Fred
You CANNOT fix this shit.

Do Utd even have a good player?

They're not 90% black that's for sure

Why so many speaking animals in british commercials.

Also, fuck united, where dreams go to die

Fuck me this teams meant to be Liverpools best chance at winning the league. I honestly cant see this happening now.

That's what you get for sacking Mou, who clearly over-archived with a defence consisting of Smalling and Jones and won more than Spurs or Liverpool in the same period. Only a total clear out could save them from mediocrity and a guy who won't take shit like Simeone.

They are spoiled brats. They had a run of easy games which kept the spirit up but lucked through many; when the luck finally ran out, they dropped their tools again.

>from 6th
>to 6th
ole contract extension when lads?

Some of the blacks would be good in a better structure, Poobag and Martial at least

>united turning up for the manchester derby

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Great consolidation job desu

————-De Gea
—-Wan Bissaka—Varane—De Ligt—-Shaw
—————Pjanic—-McTominay
—Bale———Sancho——Reus
——————Lewandowski

We will be back

R I N S E D
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Marial slowly looks like another Januzai or Depay.

>de gay

Log out of FIFA.

Gary Neville absolutely SEETHING lmao

Quick reminder that the following players would literally not get anywhere near a City starting 11 or even in Liverpool’s first team
>Darmian
>Dalot
>Rojo
>Fred
>Shaw
>McTominay
>Herrera
>Periera
>Jones
>Young
>Valencia
>Sanchez
You can meme about Ole being at the wheel all you want but this squad is fucking terrible and is exactly where it deserves to be, a top six at best side. You could also probably add Lingard and Lukaku in with this lot as well in all honesty. No wonder Pogba wants out.

this team would unironically finish outside top 4

"Massive reinforcements" will not help cover up the lack of experience and the tactical ineptitude of your manager. A reminder that Mourinho finished 2nd with this same team last season and won trophies. The days are gone when managers are given years to implement their philosophy on a club and United are no different so why did they hire someone like Solskjaer?

I was creasing

MUH MAN UTD WAY

Fuck off, Utd are a mid table club now.

2 words: not good enough

The problem is that this squad wouldn't get hammered 4-0 by EVERTON, yet they still did. And that's clearly on the manager.

>pogba playing shit under mourinho
>pogba playing instantly great after managerial change
>zidane says he'd love to see pogba at real soon
>pogba playing instantly shit again

fuck pogba

Why would any of them go to a (barely) Europa League tier club?
You gonna pay each one five hundred thousand pound sterling a week?

Ole is a fraud. I could have managed them for the first 10 games after mouyes and got the same results.

>to actually think they believed Solksjaer would be better than Mourinho in the long run.

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While the people on your list are consistently bad, the thing about top athletes is that they are expected to be consistently good. Poobag is as inconsistent as they come. It's a fucking coin toss whether he's going to play well or suck ass, and that's just not enough.

This is entirely on Ole. They didn't lose 1-0, they lost 4-0 with 1 shot on target.
He even brought Young on later in the game.

Pogba wanted to gtfo of Man Utd as soon as possible while at the same time getting rid of Mourinho.
so he's undermining the club in two different battlefronts and fans just take it.

>hiring a manager who’s biggest achievements are finishing 3rd in a literal pub league and relegating Cardiff

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>when they were all saying "United is back" after that run of beating bottom half teams

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the problem with the Pogba meme is that people will continue to not say anything when he plays shit and call him a genius in the two decent matches he plays per year.

yeah but remember the treble winning goal la?

#olesatthewheel

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UNLOCK ME OLE, they said

ole's at the wheel

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People expect too much from him because of the fee, which isn’t even a big deal nowadays.

The only real issue with Pogba himself is the petulant attitude.

Shouldn't have sold Fellaini. In the past at least they could've lump the ball to the guy when they didn't feel like playing football on a day.

Also, Fred is an unbelievable fraud.

Sig is based. Fuck the haters

united aren't doing that bad. they're in and around chelsea and arsenal in the league. they made it to the same round of juventus and man city in the champions league. what's the problem? the days of constantly winning titles are over, they're a normal team now.

Lindelof

>we

How can Pogba drag the utter shit in this United squad up? Even when Gerrard was supposedly a one man team he had players like Alonso, Mascherano and Torres with him. There is nobody in this United team.

Wrong thread Frenkie

neither are united. i saw a game recently where there were only like 2 black players in united's starting XI

>Be average side who would be lucky to get Europa League
>You losing is still a national event

Hated, adored, never ignored. Suck my dick ABUs, even when we're shit we'll always be more relevant than whoever you support.

We're all in here boys

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Sincerely hope that Watford win the FA Cup so that Manure are denied entry to the EL hahaha

people weren't calling pogba shit when he was playing for juve or playing for france.

>ole apologizing to the fans with a JUSTed face
not even a manure fan but i feel bad for him

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normal teams don't spend as much money as pooshited does

Barcelona have been looking at De Ligt
Can you explain to me why the fuck he'd ever choose to live in Manchester and have to look at those ugly mongs all day instead of living in Catalonia and fucking 10/10 tanned qts 24/7 whilst getting paid more money playing in the UCL?

thats because you have the most idiotic plastic fans who actually think rashford is unironically elite
you reap what you sow

is this all it takes? this guy has no knowledge of the game. he's repeatedly saying they had the wrong "tactics".

>tftp
It would cost 700+ million to assemble this team.

>Manchester United ran 8.03km less than Everton in that match; the biggest negative difference for the Red Devils in a Premier League game since their 0-3 home defeat to Tottenham Hotspur in August 2018 (10.2km less).
How can you justify literally not even trying when you're paid the kind of money United players are?

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>Thinking de Ligt would leave for a team that wouldn't pass the Europa League Group Stages while being at a team that is Champions League Semi Final material

doubt Bayern will buy all these United players to be quite frank with you

The whole fall from grace thing is just amusing. Kinda like it's funny watching Liverpool failing to win the league despite muh history and trying so hard. Or it's funny to watch Poop fail in CL without having a stacked Barca side.

>Ole's at the wheel

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True, but in all honesty, United could offer more money. Think Barca would have to sell Coutinho or Dembele

Didn't he lose against the same team in EC final?

My clock is never right always ahead

>buy a team of pacebabbies
>they refuse to run

Is ManUre a literal tax fraud scheme these days?

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>RED TEAM BAD
>RED TEAM HAVE PLASTIC FANS

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And then what? Earning 100k more while living in a shithole and playing against West Ham and Dynamo Kiev or earning a bit less while living in a great city and competing with the best?

Narcissism and entitlement. Uniteds current team is like fucking Instagram of football.

>have lukaku, rashford, lingard etc in your team
>claim they are elite
ok sorry you are not plastic you just lack football knowledge

Back when the average age of the team was 18 while ManUre spend A BILLION on transfers that year.

Look at where those two teams are now two years later.

they tried to buy back their former glory. it didn't work, no biggie.

Some players are money marks in all fairness. If Barca are offering 100K a week and United are offering say,150k a week then it’s a different decision

Apparently Mou's training schedule was shit and the players are now all unfit. Ole could have given youngsters a go but it's not his style.

As impressive as Ajax is, they got lucky with a great group of players stepping up at the same time. Just like Monaco a few years ago or Manure in their prime. Next year they are going to get looted and disappear into irrelevance again, while United at least has the potential to use their insane amounts of money to rise up again.

Usually later in their career, while the guy isn't even in his prime yet. Doubt they could offer enough money to make it worthwhile.

The same shit training that allowed them to win couple trophies and compete in the league?

Why do they cry at being forced to run and lift weights?

The odds on City to win on Wednesday are ridiculously good desu.

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>de Ligt
Going to Barcelona.
>Shaw
>Pjanic
>McTominay
>Bale
Finished.
>Sancho
Another dabbing ngubu, just what they need.
>Reus
He'll never leave Dortmund.
>Lewandowski
Finished.

Probably fake since you cant find that anywhere else online

Is this after manure lost 4-0 to everton? Good lord

look lads, it's another "token overrated Chinese guy has a meltdown and loses to white guy who isn't even playing that well and is just given chance after chance" episode.

>arsenal blundering
could have had top 4 today

Why were United so retarded in rushing to make him a full time manager? Did they get swept up in the hype they themselves were generating?

Ole wasn't going anywhere

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ole out

Pogba out.

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wtf 4-0?

Based Mou knew what he had to do to kill poonited.

Are they the Los Angeles Lakers of English football?

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Miss me yet?

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They literally believed in the legendary meme, how a club with the resources of United thought Ole was a good manager for a top club is beyond me.

>even

Sigurdsson was always good, mate

De Gea

since the Glazer brothers took over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from their father...

>73-131 record. A W-L% of 0.357.
>Fired superb owl winning coach.
>Hired and fired 4 head coaches.
>First place in division 1x, last place 8x
>rebranded their uniforms to the worst in the NFL

Is it a surprise they’ve run Man U into the ground?

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>go for a quick piss
>united are still 6th

Anyone know where I can find distance covered statistic?

based bait poster

Does this embarassing defeat increase or decrease the chances of Utd taking points off Citeh?

decrease
They've basically got 5% chance at best of taking points off City now.

Why didnt Sánchez play? He can't possibly be worse than the Rashford Martial and lingard

Someone shop this with an additional ">"

lose a few games, city and merseyshite 'fans' crawl out from under their rocks....

Ole was not brought in solely to win immediately. He was brought in to heal the damage done by Mourniho to the staff and the spirit of the club. If they dont get a DoF this summer that will fail though as the bad decisions will continue.

...

Actually pretty crazy when you look back at how shit United have really been doing for so long now.
7 years without a PL, currently 6th in the League. Wouldn't have thought you'd see that kind of dip even after SAF

hmm that FA CUP and EUROPA LEAGUE win are really shitty. terrible.look at how much wolves and evertone spent this season. not even close to 6th!

best thread on spee right now

Mou bought
Pogba
Fred
Sanchez
Etc etc etc

city and liverpool have phased them out
they are lucky chelsea and arsenal are shit and spurs are spurs

We need a massive overhaul - get rid off:
Bailly
Smalling
Young
Valencia
Pogba
Fred
Lukaku
Rashford
Martial
Lingard

>and EUROPA LEAGUE
Now let's take a look at the finalist of that season.

i'll give them the FA cup, they had to face some strong opponents on route to the final.
but the europa? united's team cost more than all their opponents put together. it's almost embarrassing for united to even be in that competition

Odds almost doubled after the game, kek.

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I dont know how many times it needs to happen for it to finally click
>hated manager gets sacked with no replacement lined up
>caretaker comes in and a new manager bounce occurs
>club hierarchy give caretaker the permanent role
>it all goes to shit the following season because it was just a new manager bounce
seriously, how many times?

>thinking the players actually live in Manchester

>Another dabbing ngubu
He isn't though. He's pretty grounded all things considered. And people trying to dismiss him as just another pacey winger are doing him a disservice. He'd still be swapped with Reus in that lineup though

>31 year old prospect

i've seen customers unironically arguing that bounce doesn't exist and that ole is legit lmao

Can't wait for your "team" to become irrelevant just like before 2007 again, faggot.

>united are now comparing themselves to wolves and everton
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wolves and evertone are spending huge amounts of money for the 'beat man utd this season' trophy

Can't be as huge as anything Man Utd are spending.