What?

What?
You're supporting Bayern, Dortmund, Juventus, Barcelona, Paris, Manchester City and Liverpool at the same time?

Wow, you're such an attractive winner type, user!

>traditionfags BTFO

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Bitch I'm trying to get a beer, excuse me.

based Hue

>tfw no gf

fpbp

In which possible universe such conversation would happen?

I fail to see the purpose of this thread, you wasted at least 2 minutes to make this shit. I hope you feel ashamed

>BR flag
>beer

aren't you guys more into caipirinhas or whatever other sugary drinks you guys have there

nah, they drink lite beer all the time, just like amerifats

Based.

mmm titties

>includes Dortmund in the bunch of winners
>tf
Kill yourself, Hans

Apologize

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White girls are so hot

t. Guzz O'Line-Huffington

Would jihad that pussy

>not going for abbo girls like a true Australian should

cunt

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lol what
you think only germany drinks beer or something hans?

When I think of Brazil, I don't think of beer

I think of caipirinhas in terms of alcoholic beverages.

>be literal jungle macaco tarzan land full of exotic fruits n shit
>get drunk on hops and malt
it just seems so unnatural

Kek

Same my brother

This

you can get a gf, she just wont be skinny and tanned

Dortmund is literally the epitome of tradition.

this

Getting a gf is among the easiest things in life.
Getting an attractive gf, on the other hand, is not so easy

Getting an attractive, intelligent, down to earth, classy gf, now that is the ultimate challenge of a lifetime

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small tits, small hips, no ass
beautiful but no sex appeal, get this cursed webm off espee

Face is king imo

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a challenge that most men fail at I might add

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Cold beer is the perfect beverage for 35°C heat.
Caipirinhas are great but not as popular as beer for two reasons:
1. You have to prepare it first. With beer you just open a can/bottle and you're ready to go.
2. Caipirinha is made with cachaça, it can be quite strong (cachaça has 40% ABV). It's good for getting drunk, but when you just want to relax and enjoy yourself, beer is better.

more of her

>what is gym for ass gains
>what is tit implants or getting pregnant

what clubs do you have to support to attract a green-eyed girl?

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Doesn't matter, you need to be black.

hey I'm black
which clubs should I support?

This

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>plastic
no thanks

Now this is epic

Easy on the coconut milk, my dear. That stuff will give you explosive diarrhea if you drink too much of it, and I don't want shit on my dick.

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WHO IS THIS

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but all the blacks I see in Europe are either with black girls, Turkish/Arab or fat and/or ugly as shit trashy white girls

being black seems to be the worst thing you can be if you want attractive, classy white girls

Yeah, I want her to shit down my throat.

>German humor

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Then support the exact opposite of what's mainstream.

They support Barcelona? You support Espanyol.
They support Chelsea? You support West Ham.
They support Juventus? You support Torino.
And so on and so forth. Just pretend you know a little bit more of football than her and that's it.

I wasn't trying to be funny. It's genuine advice. Coconut milk in excessive amounts is pure terror for the stomach.

based cat on the thot patrol

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less of her

wonder what she smells like

the real patrician move is dating a girl who is between chubby and thin that used to be thin then working out with her until she's thin again.

user p-please respond

>less of her

ok, just her head now

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was expecting her to flash. disappointed desu

if your girl is losing weight and going to the gym its so she can get a better guy

Preg tits then

>dark hair + green eyes

HNNNNNNG

Literally, unironically the female master race, this is what a 10/10 looks

Don't you fucking dare to deny it

nah fit girls who used to be fat are twisted and bitter inside because none of those guys gave them attention before.

I deny it.

This also thats why you also work out with her. Date someone in your league then work on making yourself better looking with her.

Have you used the Easter weekend to finally tell your family about your homosexuality?

>subhuman taste
>subhuman banter
checks out

ah fuck shes a stonerz nevermind

Based hue

commendatori

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who this

licking toilets is fine, but stoner is the dealbreaker?

Who?

Idc
Slags are sooo easy to bang it's criminal to even criticise.

her IG

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not really

I forgot her IG, but that's not it

Whatever perfume she's using duh