OFFICIAL EVERTON VS MAN UTD MATCH THREAD #2

2-0 Everton

Richarlison
Sigurdsson

>Everton
Pickford, Coleman, Keane, Zouma, Digne, Schneiderlin, Gueye, Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard, Calvert-Lewin.
>Man Utd
*ahem*

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fuck anime

Half time sluts please

very nice i like it

What Manchester United needed was a manager who plays the way all top teams play, Klopp/Pep/Barca, etc. style.

Poch is obviously a very good choice. What those managers usually do is bring in a standard of fitness and technical ability to which every squad player will either be kept or sold. It will be an adjustement period like with Klopp and all his first year injuries and fatigue.

In the end, look at Liverpool’s team. Only Henderson remains from the starting 11 that Klopp took over from and obviously he can handle the Physical standard Klopp demands.

Who's worse Manure or the French police?

post goal webm plox

Retarded hot pocket eaters.

DONT SCARE THE ADVERTISER

Sex

I can't help but notice than manchester united have an awful lot of.. well... a *certain* type of player
you know what I mean?

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what happen in france?

top 4, they said

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Poch isn't touching this trainwreck.

I'm going to post the n-word!

can't see poch taking a step down to a smaller club

like to think my reports contributed to the deletion

MS OBAMA GET DOWN

Utter shit players? Yes, I noticed too.

>waaaah goal was dangerous play
Seething retards.

>oles at the wheel

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EverCHADS

Shite?

players with starving dogs?

>poonited gave a contract to this fraud
Kek.

louis saha described united's first half display as 'disturbing'
I'd describe it as hilarious

>spurs fan thinking they're bigger because they got the semi final once
Come back when you've won it 3 times.

de gea is literally FINISHED

N

>Tftp

>N-NOOOO WHY IS UNITED LOSING, STOP POSTING IN THE THREAD
>STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT UNITED
>STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>HEH YOU KNOW WHAT, TAKE THIS! *deletes thread*

what was the janny thinking?

whatever ole achieved this year was a bonus anyway

Wtf janny?

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Is Ole a worse appointment than Moyes?

why is this thread so fucking dead.

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>muh history la

Fuck jannys
Fuck manure
Ole's at the wheel

man united more like man poonited

>janny
>thinking

shit teams playing

having a cheeky cup of wine to be honest lads

all the customers bailed out when everton scored

literally global rule #3 lads
read it. learn it. don't make the same mistake again.

Niggers fuck. Niggers fuck fuck fuck. Niggerrs love the word fuck. They think they're fucking cute. They fuck you around. The first thing they say when they're mad is "fuck it." You play a litle too much with them they say "fuck you." Try to be nice to them they fuck you over. When it's time to TCB niggers are somewhere fucking. Niggers don't realize while they're doing all this fucking they're getting fucked around. But when they do realize it's too late, so all niggers do is just get fucked . . . up!

mad bastard what u doin in Arg and tina lad

just took a big man utd in my toilet

It was literally over OP saying nigger

OLES UNIRONICALLY AT THE FUCKING WHEEL LADS. THIS IS BETTER THAN EVEN >MOYES

THE GOLDEN AGE OF ABU IS UPON US ALL. REVEL IN IT

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Wine is for women

Ndombele
Isco
Godin
Griezman
Eriksen
Rabiot

what does Yea Forums think of them?

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How did United manage to assemble a team full of brainless niggers?

oh, is saying the n-word illegal on 4channel? should I notify the janny that you have commited the same crime?

So when they sack Ole early next season, who's going to replace him?

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MUH FEELINGS. be a man.

I can't help but think that United players share a particular feature, something about their outside appearance...

no dont know how to

Mourinho loves when his team win aerial duels and second balls

If Arsenal can hire Unai Emery, United need to go out and find that manager who manages a top 4 team in other leagues. Arsenal look way better now, having a manager with the balls to drop Ozil.

They need to stop with the “United way” though to convince Poch. Fergie’s counter attack style was getting outdated in Europe.

mad because the climate of the british isles isn't good to produce wine so you culturally grew up with destilled shit

AAAAAH 2 match threads ... FUCK JANNIES

Wtf I love /pol/and now

youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk

the worst part is, you would think that having so many melanin-enriched players would at least mean they got them on the cheap, but no, they are one of the most expensively assembled teams in history. boggles the mind

Paul Ince

Mourinho deserves 10 statues at old Trafford for winning 2 titles and finishing 2nd with these retards.

They could've gotten Jardim but Monaco hired him back.

Can someone remind me what kind of pay janitors on this site are on?

>Brazilian implying he's allowed to be racist

Hope manure sells Matic, Martial, Lingard, Martial, Pogba, De Gay and Smalling.

>favelaflop

Favre or Tuchel

i think they all have the same barber

Is Tuchel even good?

nigger?

n-word? you mean nigger?

They are receiving no monetary compensation.

state of manure lmao

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Wait, so you're telling me they do it for free?

You better be sitting down friend because I have some astonishing information to share with you...

They haven't been doing it the United way since SAF left. Ole wasn't even doing that until he they won 10 games and then he started pussying out against bigger opposition - didn't work out.

I hope they got a handsome pay raise after hiroshimoot created 4channel to boost ad revenue.

well, as it's an unskilled position, I would imagine minimum wage.

What happens if the table finishes like this

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4.Chelsea

And spurs win the champions league???

No

t.psg costumer

Young and Mctominay will save Poonited

I am saying they are volunteers.

Surely this can't be true?? What mad lad would waste their own limited time on this earth moderating a vietnamese ladyboy enthusiast forum?

All those teams enter the CL together with Spurs.

problematic

Nah. Retarded moulyes doesn't know how to organize his retarded defence so De Gea is incredibly vulnerable.

What did you expect from a manager who relegated Cardiff? Actual tactics? He's a dumbfuck.

>other thread deleted
Snowflakes

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>give permanent contract mid-season after beating some relegation fodder

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how much did pep convince united to pay for Fred?

find a pic with more talent

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>YOUNG ON

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Young will save Ole

How to get some Mancunian slags ?

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NO REFUND

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5 EPLEL teams in the CL.
However, if Spurs finish top 4 and win the CL, it's still only 4 EPLEL teams in the CL.

>spurs winning anything
l0l thanks for the laugh r*ddit

>bringing on young who cost united the game against barca
4d chess by ole

here comes the cavalry lads.

no if spurs finish top 4 and win the CL, two tottenham hotspur teams will qualify.

>SLIPPING
OH NOO NOOOO

the state if them lads

LADS

jesus christ, United can't even string two passes together. What the fuck do they practice in training?

Not really, Tottenham will get placed in two groups.

If I were Ole I would only play the younglings and the B team for the rest of the season.

>his team is behind 2 goals to Lelverton at half
lmbo

>young

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something I've noticed about man utd, is that they lose a lot of games despite spending more money than anyone else. seems counter intuitive but its true

Fuck me, they can't even make simple passes anymore.

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>united could realistically win the league

>Lukaku ball control

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>bringing on Ashlel Young to try and turn a game around
Don't worry, I'm sure signing another late-20s mercenary on >£300k p/w will sort this mess out

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Richarlison needs to fuck off already

>steals top 4

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It’s a hypothetical you toxic bitch

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CHYNA

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dabbing
hairstyles
battle raps
fried chicken

Oh really? I don't know about their spending. I assumed since Everton was blowing ManU out at half that Everton was the team with the huge budget. Real head scratcher 2bh.

>why is this thread so fucking dead.

Look outside. It's very warm and sunny. Most people who post on Yea Forums actually have lives; it's only the shut in losers who remain at times like these.

the question is did she pick the glass of wine out of the fridge?

And if so, who keeps wine in the fridge?

>seething this much

Not only that, but ones that don't even run around. You can usually trust them to at least run around like brainless monkeys and put effort in. These ones stroll around like a bunch of lazy n

reminder

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This game clearly needs BOSS and Jlingz

Oh no, not Theo. Fuck off.

why do bongs talk about the "top 4" all the time and not just say "cl spot" like everyone else?

My lord... Give me mercy

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some fella post the webm of the goals please xx

dios mio

>walnut

nice self-own

Okay so what happens if it finishes like this

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Arsenal
4.Chelsea

Spurs win champions league
Arsenal win europa league

Young prospect Theo Walcott.

Dancing celebrations

What the fuck happened to this team in the past month holy shit

How old is Jesse Lingaard?

Have sex

Has Goldbridge committed suicide yet?

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>why do things happen

stop asking questions reee

this

stopped playing relegation fodder

>tfw no time stop ability

Because our teams do well in the CL so we're guaranteed a minimum of 4 every year, unlike other farmers leagues who lose spots according to their coefficient.

All five goes to CL.

>why do different people say different things

>90 million pounds for the namibian Nigel Reo-Coker

Then City wins the league
Liverpool finish 2nd
Arsenal finish 3rd
Chelsea finish 4th
Tottenham win the CL
and Arsenal win the Europa

29 years old prospect

why would he? he will make bank off this continued poor form. plus, he is playing a character, you do know that, right user?

>last one ruins it by blinking
Dumb gook.

If Everton can buy Zouma, they legitimately have one of the best CB pairings in the league. On paper, it would be one of the best back 4s in the league, too.

I am unironically listening to his commentary instead of the game commentary lmao

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>Chevrolel

they're so full of plastic they may as well be mannequins

I won’t be surprised if Jardim turned then down. Whoever it is, they just need to actively go against whatever they have been doing and just hire someone fast.

I saw the way Ole made them play, just relying on the front three’s pace, crosses, low defensive line with no buildup, workrate in midfield, full time press, fullback play or passing out from the back. It sure sounds like a poor imitation of SAF United’s counters.

Lukaku got Mouyes sacked
Ole's turn now

They were doing well early on in the season, it's a comeback if anything

what would happen is


City win the league
Liverpool come second in the league
Arsenal come third in the league
Chelsea come fourth in the league

Spurs win the champions league
Arsenal win the europa league

>she will never run her fingers through your hair while you suckle her huge milkers

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>and Arsenal win the Europa
Surely you meant Chelsea

>our
which CL team do you play for mate?

the japanese do this genre better

based
youtube.com/watch?v=LPVjh1VADMw

The wheels on the bus go round and round

You mean Poobag, garlic breath.

maybe other user are studying for their exams ... wth am i still watching this game ??

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unfortunately they have a manager who doesn't know how to defend
also zouma is not that great; everton is his level

>our teams do well in the CL

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Lukaku and first touch. name a less iconic duo

yeah but remember the 1999 treble?

Real question is:

1-City
2-Liverpool
3-Arsenal
4-Manure

Chelski wins EL, Spurs wins CL.

>Spurs win the champions league

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>Martial just standing after the ball was lost
Fucking nigger i swear

United look helpless as hell.

United will be relegated next year

disgusting and fake whore who fuck their way to the top like all pop stars

half of the teams that are still in it are english

>De gay

Cringe.

How many Argentinian teams have won a European trophy?

OOOOOO NOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh no no no no nio

OLE AT THE WHEEL

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NOOOO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE WHEEL

Lol!!!

>Manchester Poonited

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Oh no no no no nooooooooooo!

>I play for spurs mate

WEW

HOLY FUCK BLOOTER

Customers absolutely BTFO haha
WHAT A HIT SON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>mOLEys

>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club
>manchester united football club

>YER FOOKIN SHITE

THREE YEARS

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While the stats do agree with your overall, as of late the zonal marking has been quite effective. I think it's a matter of team's getting used to Silva's style and it took Everton 2/3 of the season to adjust. I would say this past month or so the defense has looked good (apart from that Fulham display where Jagielka showed his age).

de gay not even pretending he wants to play anymore

LUKE DEAN

beautiful goal

Imagine getting fucking thrashed by a team that lost 2-0 to shit like Fulham last week.

>MANCHESTER ARE FUCKING SHITE!

anyone else hear that mad lad? lmao.

PHWOAR
TAKE A BOW SON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>poonited

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>basedskjaer

Fuck my life united are pathetic. I'll be shocked if City score less than 6.

I thought de gay was supposed to be the best keeper in the world what happened

As a former Barca player, Digne wanted to dab on United too.

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAv

>Manure

no, lukaku, pogba is their best player. lukaku is useless and can't win you points

>mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys
>mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys
>mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys
>mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys >mOLEys

>oh manchester is full of shit

they aren't wrong, it's over 45% non-white lmao

City confirmed for winning the league with ease

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Title is City's. They'll pump this lot 3-0 on their own patch.

>3-0
is this the power of Manchester United PLC, biggest football club in the world?

>smalling

decided to start supporting man city

>OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL >OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

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he could not see that strike coming look at all those players in between

>lukaku slowly jogging away as the ball flies past him

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Everton third goal webum.

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Make it 4-0

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dw lads after this game based pogba will dab on the haters with his fellow nogs on some fortnite.

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>Posting some Nancy in this thread
This thread just a lot better.

OH NO NO NO NO

>relying on united to take points off city
ffs

>biggest football club in the world?
That would be halal

>this United will take points off city

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the worst thing is that united never looked like getting back into the game

>Solyes

Dear lord, what a disgrace

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United saving energy for the City game. 4D tiddlywinks

Also reminder that United players lose 25% of their wages next season if they don't qualify for the CL

C-can we check VAR g-guys?

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you talk shit about de gea but he made 2 fantastic saves today, the game would be 5-0 without his great reflexes

What do you call WT ngubus like Digne and Hazard?

*gets top 6 next season*

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united have been lucky to score nil. utterly listless

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>shitters will still complain about atmosphere.

where on earth is ___

de gea looks like a defeated man

HOLY FUCK EVERTON ACTUALLY PLAYS GODLIKE FOOTBALL

United will beat City 2-1

>Pickford

Everton 3-0 Man Utd

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Calvert-Lewin is just the striker Everon needed. He is so good at holding the ball up and his work rate is incredible. He allows the dangerous wing combos to proliferate, something that never really happened with Tosun or Richarlison up front.

>de gay

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YOURE FUCKING SHITTTTTT

Wiggers

steady

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>crowd just starts singing when the team is 3-0
plastic as fuck

Fulbacon
Manbacon city
Crystal bacon
Bacon Wednesday
Liverbacon
Wolvbacon
Bacon hotspurs
Arsebacon
Baconlona
Real bacon
Atletico bacon
West bacon United

so... what are you going to do, ole? just sit there like a woman all game?

Sorry but this is just the same United as under Mouyes.

What the fuck is going on in Manchester United

he knows his opportunity to go to real madrid is over forever

bases

Is De Gay considered world class? Genuine question lads

>b...b...but '99...the treble...this can't be happening...

they let ole at the wheel

based and baconpilled

world class donkey

Absolutely based

anyone else remember the alex ferguson years? united were a strong team back then let me tell you

Baced

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>tfw no gf to hold hand with

This team was meant to take points off City LMAO

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Good post

Wrong. This is way fucking worse, they're playing like relegation candidates.

It's gonna be a historic humiliation Wednesday

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Based Zoomer

probably who else is there? ederson, alisson, ter stegen, oblak

all those faggot pundits that suck pochettino off thinking he'll fix this shit are beyond delusional. team needs a complete overhaul, a manager can only do so much

anyone would play godlike football against shitters like manure

bacon posting is shit

>LETTING WALNUT SCORE ON YOU

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>4-0
>4-0
>4-0
>4-0

You're forgetting Ben Foster.

KEK

Ole gone in the summer

lamo

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>DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY

serves them right... they trusted a norwegian

>LOSING 4 (FOUR) NIL
>TO NEVERTON

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Oh my goodness me

>4-0

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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Wake up ole,it’s all over.

AHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHHAAHHAA
4-0

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Mbugua
Life imitates memes

He's really good at shot stopping if he has a good defence protecting him. Ask him to do anything more than that and he's shite. Hence why he sucks for Spain.

WALCOTT SCORES LMAO

Jesus !
Sooo ... who should we blame now, lads?

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WALCOTT

imagine letting theo walcott score on you

>Gets dunked on by Paul Robinson
>Gifts Arsenal a goal last weekend

FEO

>that fat ethnic's reaction

WEBM

OLE

AT

THE

WHEEL

>manure
>oles at the weel

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What if Liverpool finish the season at 2nd place with 96 points?
Is that tally even possible this season?

SACKED IN THE SUMMER
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE SUMMER

Jesus Christ, this is historically bad

>that upset close up of the paki manure customer

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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>DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY

Based Everton

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Yes master

>GETTING SCORED ON BY WALNUT

>conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO >conceding to FEO

Should I jump on the Everton bandwagon before it's too late?

ole gone by may

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Man utd really wanting liverpool to lose, amazin

>implying Ole isnt letting shitty think they are shit to catch them off guard midweek

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>4 (Four)

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Props to the cameraman for finding the best possible shot after that goal

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>4-0

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OLE’S AT THE WHEEL

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THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHO I REALLY AM

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Should I cash out

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Rent free

lol butthurt

OH NO NO NONONOO

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Kinda makes you ponder who's at the wheel in united huh?

>DE GAY EXPOSED

>letting a washed up 32 year old always offside prospect Wally the Walnut score on you
Absolute state

Feo Feo Feo

HOWLING

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get me a webm of that 100 percent british customer please

K E K

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>Chelshit might actually nab a last minute 4th place trophy

Fuck sake Manure are so useless.

No. That'd mean getting 11 points from 4 games.

ole has certainly done a good job making the other teams in the league think they are shit, that is correct

Fuck me, is Ole even gonna last until next season? This is disgraceful.

>letting old man theo walnut score against you
ABSOLUTE
STATE

Air of arrogance among Ed/Ole/Carrick, etc. acting like winners without actually putting the effort in like how the other top teams do.

>concede to Walnut

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Woodward will sign Walcott after this game.

6-0 incoming

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HAHHAUHAFUAFHUAFEHUAFDSHUADSHASDUHADSUHAHUSDUAHSDFHFUASDHUFAUSHUFASDHFUHASDUFASHUFASHUAUAUHHUAUHAUHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHH

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EVERTON FOURTH GOAL WEBUM.

>CONCEDING TO WALCOT

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Lmao at the seething manu customer at the stands

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH

looks like the squad took well Ole's comments about them doing a reality check about their own level

4-0

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>he unironically bets on ole's United
OH NONONONONONONONO

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Hello Hannes Thor Haldorsson

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City have definitely won the league

2nd goal webm

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>ole's at the wheel

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>conceding to Walcott

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El Gay

yeah it looks bad but remember the class of '92? now that was a batch of players

Why don't United find their own pochettino? They're the biggest club in the world, start scouting some managerial talent you muppets.

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OH NO NO NO

why isn't pogba playing?

STOP IT STOP IT MAKE IT STOP

Can't believe United actually signed a contract with a slightly above average /eliteserien/ manager.

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I want a 6-0 result. damnit I demand it

I WANT TO SEE 7-1

REDCAFE IS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES

>martial
wow pathetic diving NIGGER

>conceding 4 to neverton

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Based Ref

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

Martial is trying really hard, but I guess he's just not that good. Rashford, Lukaku and Pogba are just MIA though.

>mauled by Everton

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>that dive
my fucking sides

>MARTIAL
>MCTOMINAY

>That shameless dive

game isnt over yet, united will score 5 to win. dubs confirm

pashun, lads

wow kick it out mate, the fact he's a nigger has nothing to do with his nigger behaviour

classic walnut goal

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>martial
why are blacks so hideous

Imagine having to do the Sunday shift at United's customer service call centre. Hell on earth.

I don't know what's been going on, but the Everton players need to keep the ball and pass it about so their fans can get the ol' "Olé!" chant going.

Imagine not scoring 6 past everton

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imagine being mourinho right now

...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>SEETHE
>SEETHE
>SEETHE
>SEETHE
>SEETHE
>SEETHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

goldbridge said he goes on their fancam interviews sometimes. extra embarrassing

J U S T
U
S
T

nice

dubs declined

post your face when you realize that finishing 2nd in the league with this team REALLY was mou's career high

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Lel

>oles at the wheel

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Digits and Liverpool win the double

Just tuned in lads. WTF happened

All 4 of Everton's goals were absolutely ELITE. What a way to blast Manure's booty.

>trashford

>Commentator mixing up Martial for Rashford
kek, niggers right?

TOP KEK

>here’s RASHFORD!

Wrong nig

There's no such thing as "racism".

>martial

*glides casually into third place and wins the europa*

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when you bet your seven goats, five camels and your three child brides on Man United to win by +3 goals

Controversial idea:
Extra point per incremental margin over a 3 goal win

eg: 4-0/5-1/6-2: 1 bonus point
5-0/6-1/7-2: 2 bonus points
6-0/7-1/8-2: 3 bonus points

what do you think lads?

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Status on Goldbridge?

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1 off
just like liverpool will be

boss, my bench appearance bonus

just as british as the queen lad

>4-0

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Thanks for the laugh

realistically, can ole keep manure in the league next season?

Get

looks asian, suicide imminent

EVERTON ARE COMING
EVERTON ARE COMING
NA NA NA

HERE'S RASHFORD!!!

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twitter.com/hashtag/oleout

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>shots on goal 0

You leave Brum alone mate.

>HERE’S RASHFORD
>it’s actually martial

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>Trashford

>attack is rewarded and not defense
don't change anything

will ole last until the end of next season?

cool watching two mid table teams like this

t. Cletus McGryczynski, from Akron, Ohio

Everton 0 - 0 Liverpool
Everton 1 - 0 Arsenal
Everton 2 - 0 Chelsea
Everton 4 - 0 Man United


Everton 2 - 6 Tottenham

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Cannot wait for this user

>rashshit

do you want a tickle? you're heading in the right direction

They will finish 6, no more nor less

Man U are fucking shit

Mah if anything this will just exaggerate the inequalities in football that are already there because of disparities in wallet size amongst clubs.

>getting Martial mistaken for Rashford

how can we save united lads

You can't play technical football with these players.

Fuck off Scotty McTurd

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL!

how a team can be so shit ?

imagine hiring someone worse than mourinho

Sounds good. Will spice things up. Also draws should take a point away and not give one. Loss stays the same at 0 p.

>These trips
>This post

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Get Ferguson back

Everton are crazy inconsistent

Digits

>Lukaku
kill yourself

Calvert-Lewin is undeniably a better prospect than Rashford.

>wanting to save them
yikes...

SAF retired

Everton fixed their home form in the second half of the season.

I hate the score 4-0. it seems incomplete. everyone knows you need the 5th to make it a nice round thrashing

>Have infinite money
>Lose to the 2nd best team in Livershit
Unbelieveable

When you watch NBA, I always feel bad about myself with all those ripped players. In football even good players like Pogba, Rashford or Nerman are not that ripped which leads to me not hating to much my body

Something needs to be done about this racist performance by Everton.

if 2222222 manure makes the comeback

we all get gfs.

have sex

hon hon hon

lmao get fucked manure
and fuck jannytards too.

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everton literally taking the piss lmao

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City will slip against Burnley, Leicester or Brighton

BIG DIC /CRIC/
SMALL COC /HOC/

well it's pretty easy user

Numbers and it slips

tottenham arent a big team

Liverpool will win the league.

>next games are with city and chelsea
RIP

better gks than de gea:

oblak
allison
ederson
szczęsny
ter stegen
navas

...

>Matic

So close.

get

Lukaku looks fucking fat

We were so close

Yea Forums

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>MCCARTHY
R A R E
A
R
E

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Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé

so close

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>1 off
BTFO

Is Lulkaku even good enough to come back to Everton ??

Kek

anime wins again

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E X P O S E D

Whats Kyle Walker doing there?

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>losing 4-0 to Angry Birds

Lukaku on the ball is pure comedy gold

that's just great

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>Ole pretending to give tactical instructions
lmao

Thank you, Mohammed.

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ninetuplets get

Uh ho paki customers aren't happy guys

BOSS?

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>that customers face
>that tranny in the background
>those digits

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Get Mourinho back

J U S T

british "people"

wouldn't mind nutting in that chocolate woman desu

What do you call this kind of head shape?

KEK

lmao I saw that also

Crown him

>Yep, this is me

would be funny if the away section collapsed and they were all killed hahahah

the state of Perreira, have fun never playing for Brazilian NT :DD

the loss bonus BOSS

HE PAID TO BE A WINNER

Irish "Potatoes"

>ahead in the league by 4 points
>last game
>team in second are 2-0 and have a better goal difference
>0-0
>bloot the ball into your own net as many times as possible to guarantee the league win

United will score '81

Mourinho was fucking right. Man U won't even get into the Europa league next season.

somebody just him up

if only you knew how bad things really are

Me in the white

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BOSS SUB ME IN I NEED MY APPEARANCE FEE

literally me

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Which part of Manchester did he came from?

>Everton are 20 pts behind United
H O W

KEK

probably curry mile

>anglo genes

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Inconsistent as fuck, also their defence was complete shit for most of the season.

BOSS LET ME IN, NEED MY 75K£

NEW

absolutely disgusting

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What is going on with this lads head in the front

they're your genes as well thanks to the vikings

>some british slag can't wait to fuck that

ferguson's united was a better villain than poop's shitty

>Man United's number of shots on target is the same as their 5 for qualifying for the Champion's League.
>The last number of this post is how many seasons are left until they get relegated

Digne ded

>the money will be in my bank by midnight yes, boss?

Doing his best Pep impression

Last two digits is United - City scores FT

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they prefer the blacks rather than whitoids

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holy based

asians are more likely to be mancs than the posh white lads lol

Who is the slag on the Everton bench in the back?

Make the call

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Nice slag there

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there's literally nothing wrong with this

>ref ignoring all these blatant fouls on Utd

pickford lmao

She's a tv lass

What were the odds on 4-0, does anyone know?

last digit is how many games ole has to save his job

>Pickford

>blatant

yeah, no.

she got a tv job (so high paying) because of her looks and she will find a rich athlete because of her looks too and get an easy life. Not fair desu

like everton 4-0?

probably +2000

It must've been stupidly high at least, yeah

The amount of people that just keep going "ole's at the wheel" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

havent seen this pasta in a minute.

She is an Arsenal fan, so she is right by my books

Bloody Everton I WANT FIVE

>beat chelsea
>lose to fulham
>thrash united
what even is everton?

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cute

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hi, new to soccer, will the red team and blue team switch positions now and it will be the red teams chance to score?

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

yes they choose the side which is facing the sun to be the attacking side, just for extra difficulty

No. Red teams gets to start the game at half way line after the blue team scores

And now what?