>tfw Horiguchi would be made fun of as a manlet loser in the UFC and heem threads >to RIZIN and rizin patrician threads he is a based chad GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI
Probably fairly confident with his millions of dorru
Blake Parker
Mike Brown looks like a dwarf that comes out of the forest and teaches you how to fight.
Austin Nelson
>Wanderlei's voice
Luis Robinson
Ben "10 strikes and I'm out" Nguyen
Henry Garcia
CANDYLEIIIIIIIIIIII
Adam Davis
Lads not a fan of the Caldwell fight for Gucci. He was clearly undersized in the first one. Caldwell was just laying on him for most of it, and it worked because of the size. Gucci still won but the matchup wasn't great
>rizin breaks the piggy bank to sign meywedder >cant afford mirko as a result >months later, mirko suffers a stroke from years of wear and tear >you now realize mayweather saved mirko from potentially dying live in the rizin ring
Stay away from my girlfriend mate. You can have Mio but stay away from Rena. I'm good mates with Barnett and he'll let me know if you try any funny business you little twerp. I'll be on the first flight over to kick you up and down the street like you can you are
>a local user has been beaten into a coma by students at a MMA gym after offering to be Japanese WMMA star Rena Kubota's "Brapppp-Slave" I don't want to be see that headlinechit that tabloids anytime soon user, pls be safe.....
Maybe you won't be, but for the low cost of 15000 yen a month I might be.
Joshua King
Rank these promotions: One, Rizin, Bellator
Colton Nelson
why are they showing tenshin being heemed on repeat?
Owen Kelly
anyone here remember the CamSoda MMA event?
Thomas Sullivan
Rizin > Lelator >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One
Owen Bell
Is he hearing that echo through the arena as he prepares to crush a can?
Joshua Clark
To prepare for his redemption
Elijah Hall
This. One fc is ufc for poor, even bigger brainlets.
Adam Gray
One > bellator > rizin
Isaac Lewis
based and intermissionpilled
Landon Lee
Krazy Horse following all the orders over the loudspeakers was slug & tug kino
Noah Hughes
she only trains with other women and visiting guests like DJ You will be training with the other bams while me, the UFC flyweight, bantamweight, featherweight, lightweight and welterweight champion, as well as Pride and Strikeforce GP champion, teach Rena how to perform foot locks in a private seminar
Christopher Cruz
yeh that's exactly what i was thinking of lmao people donating for the speaker to say "superman punch", "headkick" etc, and he actually obeyed it every time
Charles Howard
I know for a fact that Mio teaches beginner classes, not sure about Rena but I'd be surprised if I never run into her.
Joseph Wright
Anyone else get boners really easy when you're tired?
Adam Bell
obnoxious desu, fucking begging for airfare money on twitter. and looking him up his last win was shannon ritch, a professional can used to pad records. hope he gets fugu poisoned
Ethan Taylor
>try to build anticipation of Tenshin's next fight in the co-main event >I've now seen Floyd dancing over his corpse at least 5 times tonight
Anthony Clark
He unironically had it figured out, people kept tipping and then he banked a cash bonus for getting the most tokens or whatever. Such a weird and hilarious event
Gabriel Miller
FUCK THAT DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER IMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS
Everyone who competes in Rizin is a can. Everyone who watches Rizin is pretentious redditor trash. Rizin is no better than regional trash promotions, except with 10x more roids.
>Intermission with 2 fights to go Retarded It's like when I watched the longest film I've ever seen (Once Upon a Time in America - absolute kino btw) and they had an intermission with half an hour left out of the 4.5 hours of the film's length. Baffling.
Levi Nelson
is it still on? post link
Luis Clark
Happy late birthday
Chase Jenkins
>Fedor is a can >Floyd is a can
Lucas Carter
>except with 10x more roids. is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>Fedor is not a can >Floyd is not only not a can, but also an actual Rizin fighter
Ethan Parker
The most important fight prochazka vs king mo is after the next. Some good stuff in this thread or the last or the one before that.
Josiah Thompson
LINK
Landon Scott
shut the fuck up DJ I'm coming for you and I'm gonna fuck you up on two weeks notice and I'm gonna take your dumb fucking One belt and I'm gonna fucking toss it because its a trash belt from a trash promotion and you're a fucking trash fighter and I'm gonna prove it in the cage June 2nd, just wait you little fucking bitch
Luke Jones
>Fedor is a can Precisely
>Floyd is a can Floyd never competed in Rizin, he just came over to slaughter some nipnog can for millions and got the fuck out.
>transexuals Link would never be a transexual he is just a cute innocent boy!
Easton Nguyen
>trying to make Rizin out to be the jobber zone for big shots to come and style on Fuck up you baldy bow tie cunt I'm sure that's not what they are aiming for
Dylan Rivera
yeah idc what autistic fucking japs think. pandering to those retards makes him less likable, not more
Mason King
Why do they keep showing Tenshin getting flushed?
Liam Butler
Rizin is unbelievably trash lmao
Hunter Cox
These commentators are about as hyped as a high school teacher lecturing on 1800s elections on a wednesday morning in october.
Tenshin looks worried lads, i wonder if he got dabbed on in training
Dominic Martinez
How long till Tenshin?
Lucas Thomas
thanks lad
Caleb James
2 hours.
Ethan Robinson
>gets heemed by Floyd himself >gets heemed by a bum carrying the spirit of Manny Why are they heaping all of this pain on Tenshit? Just let him fight kickboxing fights
Evan Martinez
>stream starts lagging
Noah Morgan
Nips FEAR the Sea Mexicans
Jack Lee
all this lagging
Ayden Green
This is kickboxing buddeh
Kayden Wilson
What the fuck are those retarded faggot shorts that stupid zipperhead is wearing
I can't understand hate for Tenshin. Are you fags jealous?
Robert Anderson
>Sprints into a dick kick
Hudson Nguyen
You mean r/rizin
Wyatt Campbell
>TEEEEENSHIIIIIIII >TEEEEEEEEEENSHIIIIIIIIIN >TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Fuck these screeching little gooks. This is worse than the "WOOOO" shit.
50k bonus fotn and his pick of the ring girls for the night
Hunter Murphy
Gucci already pretty much matched Tenshin in kickboxing lmao The second Tenshit goes into MMA he is getting brutally flushed This nigga is just allergic to having a good career
Benjamin Bailey
Tenshin with these gloves heems Floyd
John Sanders
That girl in the back right was legit cute
Michael Brooks
He's a kickboxer, he doesn't need MMA he just does it for the hell of it
honestly im salty about that fight because the rolling thunder is kinda shitty in general (intentionally grounding yourself so you cant be retaliated against) and it was compounded here by poor officiating. tenshin is on the ground and the ref doesn't reset the fight but just lets him spring up and keep fighting.
Jace Wilson
BASED CRO COP
Eli Cook
>PRIDE level title fight intro kino treating Jiri like the new Mirko
he was talking about how he wanted to fight to be known as the hardest lad ever. now that he got flushed by canvidal his idea of hardness is stealing a taxi
mo isn't just flushed, he was never good. he just somehow doesn't know how to strike at all, despite training for many years. he can throw a hard right but other than that he's jake shields tier
Carson Rivera
Lads, stand for the Czech Republic national anthem
Adrian Wilson
>national anthems i blame lelator for this
Gavin Gray
Rizin no.
Ethan Parker
better not be sitting down for this
Jeremiah Clark
wtf why are they doing anthems now. fucking buzzkill
Brayden Wright
if this card was in America everyone would be chanting USA USA USA over it
>let's do it again yes epic, I will await this trilogy fight
Camden Foster
>Gooby will never fight again Feels bad man
Grayson Bailey
>Big O-rang’s back ooh ooh eeh eeh aah
Elijah Reed
Jiri is a weeb lol
Cameron Lewis
nononono like this white +red+yellow+orange+blue+pink
Dominic Stewart
who isn't tbf
Easton Bell
Can't wait to see Gooby fight a sumo in Rizin in 10 years
Daniel Baker
>maybe losing his mom was a good thing for him
Noah Campbell
the one in white brehs i want a top-tier jap for sexual relations
Sebastian Mitchell
What the FUCK is Rizin?
Jack Watson
correct but white >>>>>>>>>>red>>> yellow> orange > blue > pink
Asher Young
I've never been more tired during a Rizin event than I was tonight. I don't know why but it was total torture tonight bros. Really didn't feel worth it, especially after that main.
Gucci fight was great though, as was Tenshin's. But holy shit was it hard sitting through this. I self heemed multiple times. Good night /heem/, I am completely JUSTed tonight.
How much better would Rizin be if they had Bas for english color commentary?
Jackson Young
Trash.
Gavin Nelson
Bonuses: >Fight of The Night Ferrera/Taiga >Performance of The Night: KO Horiguchi >Performance of The Night: Submission Murata >Story of The Night Rena
hottest day of the year mate. enjoy your incoming winter, zhang.
Charles Russell
bet you its grey and over
Nathan Gray
nah actually
Jace Butler
My dude wtf.
Mason Davis
unironically surfed some of the best waves I have ever surfed in 22 degree water on a mid range easterly ground swell today You retards have no idea how good we have it
Gavin Rivera
>didn't sleep after UFC wake up comfy and watch Rizin you deserve it lad
Carter Jones
Why are Japanese so much better than the rest of Asia at both mma and boxing?
You cant even say it's size because they are actually smaller. Yet they still can beat up bigger guys.
Gabriel Anderson
bushido culture
Juan Parker
is australia the best place to live?
Benjamin Morales
whoooooa bro totally tubular, grinding some gnarrrrrly pounders got any shrimp on the bahbee?
Ethan Sanchez
similar here it is agony
Hunter Gray
I just watched Fedor vs Cro Cop and Sapp vs Nog and mma looked so different then? Like guard passes were a lot quicker and explosive but it seemed easier to put the top guy back into full guard. I don't know how to explain it. Now when I watch UFC it's just some guy holding the bottom guy down in the same position for at least 30 seconds at a time. Pride seems so Kino in comparison
It was a really bad post and cliche'd as fuck but you'll take any help you can get, especially big strong corn syrup sucking fat as fuck mixed meat burger. No Visa for you mohammed, stay mad breh
>Precis The hilarious thing about Elias is that even though he's not a particularly skilled fighter, it's literally impossible to look good fighting him.
Logan Richardson
Unironically steroids and the ring
Cooper Watson
He looks like a stretched dwarf
Austin Walker
Elias is getting destroyed in his next fight,. He's up against some black guy, forgot his name, who is actually halfway decent.
Jaxson Cook
Rizin is low skill regional level garbage. The wrestlekino shown by Makhachev and Tsarukyan alone was better than the entire Rizin card.
Mason Carter
cringe are the fat fucks like you who sit in these threads offering advice and your """insights"""" on fighting, something you have never done in your life save being used as a punching bag during school and your recent epiphany of taking a weekly bjj class and hanging a bag in your garage to 'get fit again'. Get on your mobility scooter, go down to your nearest burger chain and get a few tubs of lard for dinner you fat disgusting cunt.
Asher Price
Derek "The Gatekeeper" "Bum"son
Thoughts on Crawford Khan ending with a w for Crawford after a low blow?
Xavier Campbell
nah now this is cringe
Angel Carter
Yeah Brunson will beat him
Haven't seen Khan fight. Not surprised he lost. Isn't he a known choker? And isnT Crawford legit?
Ryan Miller
cringe
Eli Mitchell
>
based
Robert White
TKO by low blows are based and Khan is a chinlet and a heartlet. The fight was actually not that bad while it lasted
Landon Roberts
Tenshin fight was far more enjoyable than those two sweaty guys hugging it out desu
Alexander Cook
>Official: Rizin FF revealed his full schedule of 2019
>Rizin 16 - June 2nd - Kobe World Hall >Rizin 17 - July 28th - Saitama Arena >Rizin 18 - August 18th - Nagoya Gymnasium >Rizin 19 - October (Date/Place TBA) >Rizin 20 - December 29th - Saitama >Rizin 21 - December 31st - Saitama
Crawford Nut-shotted him really bad Khan felt he was going to vomit, had no strength in his legs. Corner stopped the fight, ruled a TKO victory for Crawford
Daniel Thompson
>Tenshin fight There was no fight, only some can twink fencing some other bum with pillows tied to his hands. Real fighting involves wrestling, even the ancient Greeks knew this.
Ancient greeks had both wrestling and boxing bud, they didn't have an autistic opinion like yours as to what constitutes "real" fighting
Hunter Kelly
>Ancient greeks had both wrestling and boxing Yes, in one package: a ruleset allowing both striking and wrestling, kinda like modern MMA. Boxing without wrestling has nothing to do with fighting, it's pillow fencing. Wrestling without boxing is far closer than boxing without wrestling, because a throw on solid surface is lethal.
Xavier Roberts
*wrestlign without boxing far closer to actual fighting
Eli Ward
Masvidal tapped.
Colton Flores
nobdy gives a flying fuck about fucking muslims '''fighters"" ahmed
"Everyone's a faggot until they love you" -Mike Tyson
Justin Brooks
Milo of Croton would have heem'd Jon Jones, GSP and Fedor consecutively
Jack Sanders
I train inside your mom.
Isaiah Hill
What would happen if the average 6ft male bulked up to 220lbs and entered dad bod strongfat mode, but also did stuff like boxing, BJJ, Thai fighting? Would they be able to Heem most people, including a typical big boi or do you need to have a huge frame like Fedor to make it work?
Fedor was a midget MW can fighting HW cans, by no means he's anywhere near having a "huge frame".
And yes, if you bulk up and actually train for strength, you're going to heem most people out there. Here's an inspirational video for you: youtube.com/watch?v=7Xnf5miWzQo
Jonathan Robinson
conor bless us, every one
Christian Morgan
When I say huge frame I mean big broad shoulders, thick wrists, thick ankles big hands etc
Ethan Wilson
That has nothing to do with a "frame", except for shoulders. Fedor was literally a fat MW by modern standards, he's smaller than Bader who is a LHW. Doesn't mean he's not a can, but the notion that he had a "huge frame" is just insane, my dude.
Brandon Cox
Thick wrists and ankles are definitely related to frame, they have a correlation with how big you can get while staying lean, plus how strong you can get. I'm not saying you are wrong about the average person being able to bulk up and heem the populace btw
Cameron Torres
In many ways i am the last man standing
Eli Hughes
>walk up stairs >Hit knee against wall Heemed myself today. hurts so fucking bad and I dont know why, i wasnt even walking fast
Aaron Bailey
>Being a kneelet
Carter Gonzalez
thisI'm gonna need you doing knee conditioning drills. Knee a metal pole for 15 minutes a day from now on.
Gavin Adams
Walk naturally on an upward incline knee first into a concrete wall and see how you feel Answer: not good, it feels like i drank bone hurting juice agh who the fuck thought knees were a good idea
Juan Ross
They have the strongest wrestling culture in East Asia don't they? Also baseball which is a good sport for developing the skills for MMA striking. As for boxing don't know much about that
Dominic Richardson
All asians are genetic cans so idk what you mean. Are there even any top 10 asians?
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