/hoc/ - Easter Edition
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First for hockey is the only good north american sport
go knights
morning knights knation
First game off the SHL final starts in 4 bongs
Djurgården are the good guys and they need /hoc/'s support
Ready for a great Easter, going to church, put ham in the oven, baste while watching the bruins rise from the grave. going to have ham sandwiches for days.
KUOLE RINNE SAATANAN HUORAN PENTU VITTU KUOLE
/hoc/ says no to hate speech
Dont know who the good guys are but I'll support anyone who isnt fr*lunda or f*rjestad.
btw hpk are the good guys in the finnish "elite" league final
>haista paska kerho
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BASED grapes telling it like it is
my canes got btfo so i might go to a checkers playoff game lads
hopefully they pull another 5 OT game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Checkers had the best record in the AHL
>already have more playoff wins than Tampa Bay
based shania, part of knights nation
Frölunda have always been the good guys.
>24-year old Russian forward Ilya Mikheyev, who played with Avangard Omsk of the KHL for several seasons, will cross over to the NHL and sign with Vegas Golden Knights according to Sport-Express.
what the fuck is mcphee doing? don't know how he's gonna have enough money for mikheyev, gusev, schuldt and karlsson next year, but i guess we'll see. i imagine he'll let all of the trash ufas walk. maybe get rid of haula and miller?
They are the >rags of the SHL
how long?
You're thinking of Färjestad
>djurgården
>good guys
I don't think så
Based Tiny Island viking
huomenta
For me, its a nice GFUEL By Gammalabs in the morning. Coffee is for degenerates
I was at the game tonight and I witnessed a rowdy drunk Canes fan punch a 15 year old boy (wearing a caps jersey) in the face then run away in to the parking lot while still carrying a beer he purchased inside the arena.... security did nothing. Keep it classy Canes fans. For a moment there I thought I was in Philly.
>swedish" "hockey" "league"
based hill billys
eishockey
based leaf
Mämmi
he probably challenged the canes fan into a fight, just a normal hockey fight, nothing to see here
kid asked for it
2/3 of Canadian teams eliminated, Laffs are Canadas only hope
Its time to ask the real questions.
Why do we allow Finland to continue to drive /hoc/ off the cliff. They dont provide anything of quality anymore. Even the memes have stailed. Finland is no better than Grease in the year 2019
>(((Easter)))
>(((Christianity)))
Good post
you raise a good point
also how many Stanley Cups have the country of finland won?
Crashing /hoc/ without any survivors has always been my master plan, ever since I started posting here
i dont know why leafs bruins is early but i like how i dont have to stay up until 3 in the morning to watch some hokkei
Canada's Only Hope
We welcome our fallen brethren to join us. Embrace your love for Canada's Only Team. Leafs Nation from Coast to Coast. The Only Team that matters. Be apart of History. Witness Greatness. Bleed Blue. The Leaf unites us. The Blue Leaf unites winning across this glorious nation. The Toronto Maple Leafs; We will win the championship for all of Canada. Because We know Every Canadian roots for the Leaf, Cause Toronto is the only City that matters. We're humble. Your insecurities are our insecurities Canada. But We're Toronto, so not really, We're the only relevant city existing right now in Canada and parts of America. It's Boring being on the top.
You have all been invited to Toronto's pending 2019 Stanley Cup Parade
You're Welcome.
how do you feel about canes fans muscling in on your territory?
How many have Canada won (in your lifetime)?
more than all of the american franchises combined
>muscling in on my territory
>implying they aren't my disciples
has anyone ever seen a finland? i didnt think so.
Happy broons and shorks elimination day
bruins yes but i have a feeling the sharks are going to send this to game 7
Get out of here gramps. This is a zoomer general.
no
imagine having a pupper cuddle with right now
Happy Easter hoc bros. Gonna go hang out with my grandma today and it is gonna be absolutely K I N O
easter is just a code word for boring
N/a/shville!
Gonna go on that pre-dinner walk with my cousins
sounds good, remember to NOT have sex with them ok?
>gonna get to watch >our team lose to the czechs today next
>local sports media will go insane
best timeline
Happy Easter, /hoc/ ! He is risen.
>laffs are about to get crucified though.
binlan-czech soon
Dumbpire
bump
30 bings!
why isnt she wearing knights colours if she supports the team?
I can feel it in my fingers
>30 shots
>zero goals
stick a fork in the canes they are done like a glistening easter ham
which teams playing tonight have had sex?
does it count if its gay sex?
You just KNOW
yes
cute
This is almost the most comfy playoff ever if only the Carolina hillbillies would find a way to win too.
>Early Leafs game on Easter Sunday
What a PERFECT day lads!
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Yeah. They looked surprised when they were scoring in their 2 wins, probably because they knew they were executing really sloppy and shit was just going their way.
just wait til the laffs/caps get eliminated it'll be the comfiest playoffs in history
/hoc/
comfy
friends
Literally nothing wrong with this desu.
The Stanlee Bowl winning team this year WILL have a FINNISH player in it!!
Based
>DAE just LOVS eAster???
>I love donald trump because he is most certainly a TRUE christian like me
I'm very okay with this
think the home ice advantage gave brindamore some great opportunities for mismatchs on the ice as well
oh no no
imagine hating holiday
are there any remaining teams with out a finn on the playoff roster?
fug :D
Crapitals, blöös and Golden showers.
>mfw we will lose to czechs and switzerland next
>face either slovakia or latvia in relegation
with this team, we might actually face also the possibility of relegation AYY LMAO
division 1a next year with kazakshstan, denmark, norway, france and japan
based
wtf
erik haula is in golden bucketheads but is forever injured atm
Stop shitting up my general, finshits
>the absolute STATE of Finnish ”””””””””””””hockey”””””””””””””
Finnish posters > That obnoxious tripfag who only shows up to copy paste his low effort shitpost during playoffs
>250 dead
>400+ injured
religion of peace is at it again lads
Wut happened
Learn what a tripfag is, newfag
>check the game
>finland already down 0-1
like harry pottery
Tripfag, namefag, lots of names for the reddit-tier posters
Only good name/trip poster is bracketnon
Wew I thought Swiss were supposed to be elite
muzzies bombing catholic churches in planned easter sunday attacks
wow what happened to the nice denmark. did Yea Forums finally get to you?
/hoc/ just btfo /cric/
Nah I'm alright, thanks lad!
Just got a little annoyed with his constant b/s the last couple of gamethreads
who. sean? ignore him, he's a smelly pajeet
I got under the little cucks skin it seems
Nice projection but I’ve posted many photos of my hands and feet proving I’m a true white aryan.. you on the other hand? Phew, stinky smelly sweaty pajeet is what I think you are
Reminder that all canadian teams will be swept in the first round. That is all.
shut up seanpreet
Problem, cuckmark?
I hope someone is screenshooting all these anti leaf posts to make a giant collage when the leafs advance into the second round in a matter of hours
Yes, you're right; not worth the effort/time to deal with it
Ranjeer, run along now, your mother needs help preparing the curry for tonight’s Easter Dinner
shut the hell up seanjhit
Spoken like a true cuckold
seanvinder
...
kill all finns
amber alert for norway
The leafs will win the cup
hoggei
why is sean such a meme of hoc
probably some football fag
got a link for that?
it's ok sweden let him out of his basement so he's back
because he's a stinky
smelly
dumb
pajeet
Who /Risen Lord/ here
Projection
>feet
Haha mind posting them again haha?
>meme created to make fun of noodlearm leftist homos
>literally >no you posting
Absolutely the worst poster here
56% mutt never reply to me again
imagine not filtering s**n
mmmmmmmmm I can smell it!
Sorry Ranjeev meant to reply to other worst poster here
Lets get this started
>Jets
seanreet
What really happened to the Jets?
Plain and simply outplayed by a better team? Stars underperforming? Hellebuyck seemed to be playing decently well?
>Blots
>Pongs
>Flumes
>Jests
just realised only 1 of my friends care about me bros. at least i have /hoc/ to shitpost on
Fortnite fever.
Lol, wouldn't surprise me if Laine clocked in a lot of hrs doing these playoffs
>Jests
Formerly Sneedipeg
Game of Thrones tonight, that's literally it. They don't wanna lose viewers to it lol
tak ven..
>All the Division leaders are eliminated
WHY ARE THEY SO SHIT?!
>norm of normies
Leafs
easter
Crapitalls are still in
Capitals will win
Shall be staying away from the tv and 4channel on the holiest day of the year. See you lads tomorrow.
How does Switzerland have more goals for than against and ist 0-2?
Which team is most likely to make a comeback and win the series?
Sharks
we dont want GoT normies anyways
Have sex
everyone except my canes. gary doomed us when he wrote the script to have the other division leaders knocked out. cant have it happen to the defending champs too
Canes
Literally the least likely
Keep crying fatty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tell me a story about sweden
kys
KEK
haha lol I just made this totally epin and hilarious edit just this morning haha xDDDD
they used to be much more relevant when Finland was part of them
tell me what i ever did personally to you to entice this anger
i wanted some snacks but all the shops are closed
Spout stupid script memes
wow finland is shit
So according to Gary's script the final is supposed to be last year's rematch but who is going to win?
Finland more like stupid smelly poopoo land lmfao
Who wants Easter diabeetus
It’s time to take it back
Same as last year to keep vegas fans hopeful theyll get a cup that gary will never give them and to give ovi 2 so he can be comparable to crosby.
thats the first one ive posted. youve confused me with someone else
I just ate vegan ice cream
Funny way of spelling cum
What am I looking at here
Why can't Americans pronounce Chara?
>scheifele
Overhyped
>ehlers
Useless
>trouba
Just waiting to be traded
Where did everything go so wrong with the jests.
When they got taken out of Atlanta
good morning /hoc/
is the ch pronounced like x in russian?
>I only said it once so it doesn't count
*sips* good morning fren
this but unironically. winnipeg is a total shithole with zero redeemable qualities unless you enjoy huffing petrol
Happy Easter fren
Yes
tshekki :D
glad to see our new generation of players will shock the hockey world
I wasn't being ironic. They can't sign free agents to save their lives and their drafted players either want to leave as soon as they're able to (Trouba, Kane) or have their own hindrances keeping them from being any good when it matters (Laine's fortnite addiction, Ehlers just not being a good player)
The fact that two of their best players (Wheeler, Byfuglien) came with them from Atlanta says a lot about how little they've really been able to accomplish as a team
This one constantly bothers me. Wonder why he never corrected them.
because nobody cares about your dumbass giant or the boston bruins
>nobody cares about future HoF defender
Butthurt Isles fan spotted
PLEASE stop talking about finland and let us just drink ourselves to death in peace
>decline invite to go to WC
>go to play golf instead
>repeat every year
based
i really don't think that sound can be written in english
dunno why, it's easy to say
It's something like kh
Mississippi mud pie(chocolate pudding+cream topped with crushed oreos)
Chocolate dipped strawberries topped with orange icing to make them carrots. And a chocobunny.
I think I am slipping into a hypoglycemic coma. If I don't wake up before the cup, tell the Hockey guy his bracket sucked
Quick get this man more sugar
>going to church
kek, what a momma's boy
>86
GOOD AFTERNOON TO THE FAITHLESS
Muzzie lover pls go
He is literally retarded, its best to ignore him
Why is everyone here so scared of my maple leafs? Lol
>my
I'm happy for them, fake Sean
Im just glad that trashville will be out soon
I'm thankful that >laffs, >shorks and >redditors will be fucked off soon.
Fake ? Careful what you say
Thoughts on the Ukraine poster? Why is his English so good? Like he knows all the slang and cultural references. I think he's American.
Every “foreign” flag on this board is an American expat.
Dont really wanna wake up, lads
you're not the real Sean. I wish you were, but you are not. He had a different symbol between the letters, one that my computer couldn't read.
Now it's another one, this punkt you have
yes, but the k is not that strong
Is Winnipeg the new Columbus
>/hoc/ is still trying to pretend that Carolina isn’t the most Reddit team still in the playoffs
Cringe. At least they’ll be out soon.
Laffs are more
Plus he doesnt have the trip code because he doesnt know the password
For me it's Russian orthodoxy
Bro I’ve had hundreds of symbols in my name over the years
I’ve been limited to the ones that work now that not removed the emoji in names
Just got back from Church. Learned that Jesus was actually a Swede, and that Judas was a Finn. I have to say, this makes a lot of sense.
There was a Ukranian poster who was living in the US for a while and said he had to move back to the Ukraine. Have we found the lad?
Tfw Canada's final hope
I never was here when and if Sean had a tripcode
I don't remember it at least, I alwasy remebered him just singing his posts
I never had a trip nigger!!!
grim
binland u18 :DD
That's because he stopped using it
That's exactly what a fake Sean would say!
Assesment of the Jets this season I found:
>The Winnipeg Jets were the Stanley Cup Favourite coming into the season. They had a lineup on paper as good as anyone. Winnipeg and the Tampa looked leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else.
>The Jets were a fast, exciting team who showed what they could do last year on the way to the Western Conference Final. So what happened to Winnipeg?
>The Jets had an incredibly inconsistent season. It was rare for them to be firing on all cylinders for even a stretch of one week this season.
>To put it kindly, the Jets defense-corps was horrific this series. Their rock, Josh Morrissey was so obviously hurt. Jacob Trouba had too many brain lapses in key situations to be a shutdown defender. Dustin Byfuglien made his fare share of turnovers, as he always does. Despite being a physical presence, Ben Chiarot’s lack of foot speed was exposed by a not particularly fast St. Louis team. Then comes the Kulikov-Myers pairing, which at this point has to be one of the worst pairings in the NHL. They are turnover machines, and look like they have their heads cut off in their own zone. Such brutal defensive systems and execution won’t cut it in the playoffs.
>People give Kevin Cheveldayoff and management too much credit at this point. The facts are that he overpays veterans who have put in their service time with the Jets. The thought that keeping Paul Stastny this past summer wouldn’t be possible. It would be if Chevy hadn’t overpaid veterans such as Bryan Little and Dmitry Kulikov, who took potential Stastny money.
>mfw Canadians are pretending they’re not bandwagoning the Laffs
>mfw they tried to pretend back in 2011 too
>mfw >1993 will continue anyway
There are alot of russian words that dont translate
cont.
>Not to mention their failure of a trade deadline. Acquiring Kevin Hayes was never going to be a good fit. He’s a slow, power-centre, clearly not the right guy to play between Ehlers and Laine. Matt Duchene was there for the taking, for a similar price, but instead the Jets traded their first-rounder for Kevin Hayes, who probably provided less value in this series than Brendan Lemieux would have, who was also part of the trade.
>But the Jets stars didn’t show up either. Blake Wheeler wasn’t the sparkplug he’s supposed to be. Mark Scheifele had his worst stretch of hockey in years. Both players barely produced any offense, lost board battles, and were liabilities defensively.
>trips and dub dubs
Ukraine has its own language also happy Easter user
dumb dane
FOURTEEN ZERO JUST GOT FIFTEEN ZERO LADS
Sean isn't white
Don’t worry Canada, we’ll (maple goats) bring home the cup
Happy Easter Sean
No, Winnipeg is the new >shorks, who are now the new Vancouver.
President trophy winners that choke? Sounds like tampon to me
*hurtls fistful of loonies at Albertan stripper*
just woke up, lads
Strip clubs are illegal in Alberta
Reminder
>1940
same
>sleeping in on the holiest day of the year
Not exactly seanjeet
Wrong your sister dances at one in Lethbridge
i woke up the feeling of the good lord coming inside of me on this holy day
Nobody cares about your Christfag shit fuck off
shan't be visiting nor talking to my family all day
shall be watching hockey
Same
/hoc/ is, was and always shall be a Christian nation
the fedora is strong in this one
At least call your da-
Don't have to be very religious to enjoy a nice easter meal and have a chocolate egg
Dallas is about to win this whole thing
jesus was a pretty cool guy, got nailed to the cross and died for our sins, came back from the dead, and doesnt afraid of anything
Want to come to dinner Denmark? I can ask Finland to pick you up on his way.
That's pretty much like saying canadians have their own language compared to americans
Is there a team with more overrated offense than Dallas?
I would love to!
Russian is derived from Ukrainian. Most Ukrainians can speak Russian but most Russians can’t speak Ukrainian.
Bring a dessert please
Jesus Chris was a gangster rapper, they killed him he came back and made a platinum album.
Kys
Who would you say is overrated from the Stars?
Not trying to banter
Benn, Seguin, Radulov and Zuccarelo seems to deliver
>Jest
>Phlegms
Segshit
You boys are staying hydrated, yes?
For fucks sake, if you are going to slagpost do it better
They are good but not top tier
i'm anxious, been drinkin couple days and my sleep pattern is ruined but at least jets are out and im not nigger
You are nigger of the nords
Can you pick up Denmark on your way to dinner lad?
kek
>came back from the dead
nobody expnaded on that
the church missed out on the Greatest Sequel of All time
>literal leafs
>Not canada's team
He ascended to Heaven and now sits on the Right Hand of the Lord and you will be judged as a commie shitskin
Would rather Sunbelt win over Brownronto
ya seethe bitch
Reminder that easter is a pagan holiday and christianity is a jewish sect
Shut up Deepak
Lol keep seething cuck
Say that to my blue eyes white skin, not online, and see what happens, Jose
Can I come to dinner with Finland and Denmark? First Easter I have to spend alone :(
good afternoon leafs nation
Good afternoon fellow white Torontonian
Sure fren
At no point would I ever become a laffs fan cause I want to see the “cup come home” Toronto is a stinky smelly shithole and they deserve eternal suffering
Ofcourse!
Whether or not you like it, Toronto is bringing the cup home
The Cup will never be won again by a Canadian team until Halifax Hals exist
>all this seethe
>game hasn't even started yet
Based
Does this mean the Stars are America’s team?
Hahah when my maple GOATS knock out the ruins, hoc will erupt in buttfurry
>the absolute village of finnish junior hoki
Thoughts?
Imagine the level of cancer you have to be in order for people to cheer for Boston over you. Now imagine projecting your own awfulness onto others “seething”
I think the leafs have you buttfurious and having a mental breakdown
consider the position embraced
Yeah, Dallas isn't that good, but >redditors are frauds and still believe the Rinnememe.
Pretty good
i think sunbelt is ok
Honestly as an outside observer you really do seem to be seething
based and EddieShorepilled
caps are reddit as fuck and also bad guys because they're lead by a retarded alcoholic violent russian
>Tripfaggot
Absolutely nobody gives any weight to your opinion on any subject matter whatsoever
>shorks
>caps
>good guys
violent alcoholism is based as fuck, especially if you're russian
>tripfaggot
Wrong you Reddit newfag
Lurk more or go back to .reddit
Seething Reloc*ne Finn
>all of these canadian posters shit talking the leafs after the teams they follow got knocked the fuck out in round 1
if you apologize and bend the knee to leafs nation then we may let you see a picture of the cup we bring home this year
Based
Though itd be the Halifax Explosions
For me it's drinking a bottle of vodka everynight and staying in bed shitpisting on /hoc/
Halifax Hals m8 its been decided
reddit absolutely hates vegas though
You don’t have to be using a tripcode to be a tripfaggot, newfag. Name posting, avatar posting, signing your posts are all forms of tripfaggotry, and the fact that you want people to pay attention to you and need a recognizable name means you’re the one who calls Reddit home.
Wrong lurk more newfag
Which stan lee cup matchup would be the worst for tv ratings?
>knowing what Reddit likes
Absolutely Reddit tier post
prolly ted vs dallas or ted v blues
>>>/tumblr/
Literally nobody cares about you or your life, you are not an interesting person
good place to observe some salt mining. i also read youtube comments.
Carolina Colorado I bet
Think it’s time for you to go back to. reddit little newfag, can’t downboat me here
>mfw new york wins the cup and makes the rangers irrelevant
Deepak (Sean) is boiling. He must be terrfied that Boston is going to force a game 7
Again you are not interesting, nobody cares who you are
I want to cheer for Toronto but Sean is making it difficult.
>It only shows up on the rare occasion the Laffs are ahead in the playoffs
>Fucks off the rest of the time
Laffs failing is good for /hoc/ you cannot refute this
Fuck Toronto and their turbanhead fans.
Fuck sean and his bandwagoning.
The post above you and below you are specifically mentioning me, guess people do care, heh, nothing personal kid
why would you possibly want to do that
>leafs finish off bruins tonight
>sweep cbj
>drop one game to the islanders
>beat the blues 4-2 in the final
Right and if I walked in front of the screen of a crowded movie theatre and started yelling nonsensical horseshit while the movie played all those people screaming at me to get lost are obsessed with me and interested in me as a person
St louis would riot but at least it would be for a good reason this time
>Fuck Toronto and their turbanhead fans.
no
>Fuck sean and his bandwagoning.
yes
Literally “I’m not touching you” tier reasoning. You have to be above the age of 18 to post here.
>laffs get annihilated this afternoon
>lose 3-2 in Bombston
>twink fires Memecock
>laffs miss ploffs for next 3 years
>snes win the Cup in 2022
>jest :D
>blots :DD
>flams :DD
>ruins xDDD
Fuck you
Maybe if you were George Lucas and the screening was that of Star Wars
You see I am the creator of /hoc/, so now plug and play the new analogy and you will be enlightened
bit rude desu
I can guarantee I am older than you
I've been posting on this website since you were in diapers, zoomer
happy shorks elimination day
American Men are the best, they are so handsome, strong and dominant. Every country in Earth should import semen of American Men and impregnate local women with it to improve the world's population.
im a habs fan but i for one will be supporting the maple leafs, our last chance as canadians to end our stanley cup drought
Based truthie
based
can't say i disagree.
>he doesn’t want the leafs to win just so sean and ted can battle each other next round
boston/leafs pregame/gamethread 1
and i, a loyal member of jets nation, will support the maple leafs as a true canadian and not someone who will bow to american scum
Parents invited a couple from church for Easter and they brought their solid 7 daughter
shan't
ah yes finally the ranjeesh containment thread
You must be +18 to post on 4channel
Tell us all about spilling your spaghetti neet
sam how are you holding up? we didnt hear from you last night
This year is so fucking backwards to the point that a deep Leafs run wouldn't even surprise me....too much.
>blue jackets
>reddit
far from the truth
leafs have the seventh longest active playoff streak, so it's not really backwards at all
oh boy, with a record like that they must have won the cup recently? surely they have atleast made the ECF many times this decade?
you're locked in a room with the leafs, sharks and canes. you have a gun and two bullets. what do you do?
has finland ever won the stanley cup?
Shoot Laffs twice
put me down
Shoot myself twice.
kms
>being the perennial choker
you hit them twice but they were glancing blows. now they are charging towards you. you see a small lamp and zippo on a table nearby.
lol yall know leafs unstoppable so yall rather kill yurselvest than watch the leafs win it all
based leafs
>toronto is majority brown
Is that accurate?
golden knigs are my team
>after oilers but of course...
go knigs
Boston in 7
Vegas in 6
demographics show its 50% white, 20% asian, 20% indian, 10% black and 10% other
>110%
I hope that's your rating of her beauty and not her age that you mentioned
/hoc/ is just a code word for comfy desu
>it's for erry1
Not majority but there is a big minority of brown people. Same as Hongcouver with Asians or Winnipeg and Natives
15% concentrated power of will
no he means the daughter is solid, not a gas or liquid
outside of scarborough and brampton they're 10% at best. kind of like how markham is 50%+ asian.
that's quite a fucking reach
Vegas will get always get the best free agents bcuz Vegas babby!
go golden knigs
brampton isnt apart of Toronto
haula is dead though, i doubt he will ever play in the nhl again.
Yeah minorities typically stick together in enclaves like most of the natives in Winnipeg are on reserves and most of the Asians in Vancouver are in Richmond but those areas are still part of their cities.
USA USA USA USA USA
flyover pls go
>stars true neutral
perfect
>Tampa Bay has best season in franchise history
>Columbus sweeps Tampa Bay in first round
>Tampa Bay AHL affiliate has best season in franchise history
>Columbus AHL affiliate up 2-0, could sweep Tampa Bay AHL affiliate in first round
Anyone else here appreciate symmetry?
What are you doing here the wild were eliminated weeks ago
whats going on in that crowd
Is there a way to filter the cringe namefag?
i'm crying
No, unfortunately there isn't
Today, poor Freddie is gonna pay the price for all the twink's sins in building this monstrosity of a roster.
figured it out, we good
Kill yourself
why finlin
Morning niggers
buenos dias mi amigo.
>12pm
what kind of stupid nigger made this
Morning. I'm black, can I still hate >laffs ?
Anyone can hate the laffs
Easter Sunday with the family
>t. Timezonelet
Imagine thinking the Avs won't make the WCF
Are you coffee?
enjoy your snack pack lil babby
>the first 4 teams to move forward are the Avalanche, Blues, Islanders, and Bluejackets
What a meme season this turned out to be.
john coffey, actually
How long are we going to relentlessly mock the >blots?
most people have already forgotten and joined the leafs bandwagon
Forever
>BLOTS
>implying there is an expiration date
By meme I assume you mean based
I raise you Coffey Anderson
Were going to mock them heavily the next few weeks, then it will die down. Then when the season starts it will flare up a bit again. After that it‘ll be mostly dead but >0-4 will live on forever much in the same way >18-1 is still posted
Until they win a cup so forever
>teds and isles did it in sweeps
Meme playoffs indeed stars need to finish Nashville and canes need to comeback against caps tho
Less than an hr to go lads!
>Black Country Singer
Honestly a little intrigued
Who will visit our shit country during the skoda cup this year?
also
>watch u18 skoda cup on swedish tv (svt 2)
>after 10 minutes they end the game and start to broadcast a talkshow
wtf sweden?
they probably switched to svt24 or something
usually what happens
golden knigs should be gud guise /hoc/
based swedish man, thank you.
If you come to bratislava during the skoda cup I will buy you a beer
Drop your biggest hocpills:
European rinks play the best music
This
we’re the bad guys
and that’s a good thing
Finns go wherever Skoda Cup is. Also
>2011
if >my team isn't winning the Stan Lee no other Canadian team is.
It's Freddie vs. Tuukka now.
One will be the hero, the other the goat.
Tuukka was born with goatface, so is it him?
the PCHA should have never folded and the Stan Lee should have been fought between the best team in the west vs the best team in the east. The two league format is much healthier than the one league. It breeds competition and is less draconian.
Who's your mlb team?
Looks like Seattle was already homo back then.
Want bruins to cuck the laffs but want Freddie to be a hero. Conflicted.
Leafs? more like LEAST favorite team in /hoc/ haha am i right gang?
fuck the cardinals
deer kanada,
I'm sorry that the last hope for you guys to break the cup drought, has come down to the >laffs
Who's your NFL team?
How much are they going to pay him now with him being the better playoff producer? inb4 three fiddy.
none of the above
gary bettman was the actual good guy all along. It sucks that he gives the US preferential treatment, but we are already reaping the benefits with the game growing in new communities and more and more young players getting in to hockey.
it is the only way we will keep competitive with collideball and apehoop and divegrass. search your feelings, you know its true. the next big step is the asian market, but he has already started the process... the fire rises
we will don the dark knight role, hate us if you must
I like the Giants but I also have a soft sport for the Mariners because they’re kind of the local team. After seeing the unbelievable faggotry of Sounders fans though I imagine once Seattle gets an NHL club I’ll have a hard time rooting for any of their clubs though
10.5 x 6
there’s literally nothing wrong with the shootout in the regular season
Ravens
>braves
40 MINUTES UNTIL HOCKEY
GET FUCKING HYPE
Business idea:
If a goalie gets an assist on a goal, that team gets 1 extra timeout/replay challenge. Only one time per game
>deer kanada
better chance if they suit up the deer
I miss him so much.
Gary is just a mouthpiece for the owners and everyone who unironically hates their designated scapegoat is a retard.
I still boo him though because it’s tradition
ah yes booing him in your mothers living room, real productive
good afternoon leafs nation.
does Toronto have any /hoc/-worthy slags?
Do you speak Arabic?
Where's Josie?
Sorry user we don’t all live in some god forsaken shithole where our only access to the NHL is what we see on tv.
>I live in my mother's living room and never go to games so everyone does
Based retard
>there are so many upsets that the NHL is offering a second chance bracket
nhl.com
post leaf anime girls
I literally only watch when the patriots are in the final
Why do you guys hate toronto so much
According to this titans but actually saints
Rockies through and through
Pretty terrible map, Syracuse, NY is home to the Mets farm team. It wouldn't be Blue Jay territory.
Everyone in canada hates toronto because we are the only city worth a shit
It's closest in far of driving times obviously
Would it be taboo to wear the number 69 ? Why do I never see this
Only shit players wear that number
New
Not true. I was in Vancouver in 2010 during the olympic games and it was like a dreamland desu. Very nice city. I didn't want to go home.
you have to be over 18 to play in the nhl
Nice projection you monstrous retard, lurk more newfag, I have more money than anyone else on this board
Toronto is full of cunts, their fans are the most insufferable in the league, potentially all of sports, and the media incessantly shoves >Laffs down your throat all day long. Hockey Central last fall they were earnestly discussing whether Auston Matthews had the greatest shot of ALL TIME. Some player on another team could score 10 goals in a game and they’d briefly mention it before going in on a 45 minute in depth report on whether Nylander and Marner chose the right deli to eat lunch at.
Also Toronto sports as a whole are pure cancer. With the Blue Jays and Raptors they expect you to be fans of them because they shove the Maple Leaf everywhere and even if half the league is closer to you if you aren’t a fan of them you’re somehow unpatriotic and hate Canada. They’re like Tim Hortons. Plus they constantly whine about how the Blue Jays and Raptors are underdogs and never get respect or attention but when it comes to the Laffs they get pissed when you don’t suck the evil empire’s micropenis, so they’re hypocrites as well.
Right but that Toronto cunts attitude should give you some insight into why nobody likes Toronto. Their nickname in Canada is the “centre of the universe” because they unironically believe it.
get ready for ANDERGOD
anyone got any good ANGERGOD pictures from my new PC?
what does the media being terrible and needing to be bombed have to do with the actual state of the team and the real fans?
also, fuck the intelligence community, I know I said "bombing" on the internet, I'll say whatever the fuck I want, if you allow nazis on the pretense of "free speech" you'll allow a coarse sports comment, fucking mentally distorted people.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be