Rizin 15 Fight Thread #1

I really wanna watch but I don’t wanna go through finding a stream and I’m already comfy in bed. Should I heem myself for being so cazz?

SPIN TO WIN

imagine trying to meme kick so hard you almost throw yourself out of the ring

bewbs

heem yourself out my dude.
It was always Rin for me.

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HEEM

yes

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stream in last thread you complete waste of space.

>Heems you with a body knee

spice already

>ring girl with the super short skirts

take notes dana

cytu dot be/r/totanon

here you go comfy user

BODYHEEM

down

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
FUCKING SPICCCCE

>heems you back with a punch

tit for tat knockdowns here

Good kicky-fighting so far boys

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holy fuck that kick while taiga was in midair lmao

this is so fun

i'm planning a trip to japan

I love that they mix Kickboxing and MMA on these cards. This nips about to get heemd

HEEEEEEEEM

Love seeing Japs get flattened, not sure why

Lived there for 6 years. Whacky place.

>JAB HEEM

JUST FUCKING BLEED

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what an absolute meme fight, incredible

looked like a slip but the slope was wobbly anyway

>i-i slipped

Taiga you pussy

heem.

Don't come out to that Rock You cover again

Heem slippy

Based and Redpilled

Based real fitefan hours

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What were you doing there for 6 years

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6.30pm with 6hrs of fights ahead of me AMA

i like the ladies as much as the next guy but I don't like that shit.
makes the sport look lowball and sleazy.
you wouldn't have that in the olympics.
after Conor shat the bed against Mayweather our sport needs all the help it can get, and ring girls aren't helping.

Based

Murata is like the anti-Rena
Hopefully she gets heemed

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The real meme fight is now

That's why it seems so interesting i guess

and the food. i fucking love japanese food. i could eat good sushi every meal

I'm a teacher. I was making a lot of money and getting amongst it.

Decent meme first fight. Full arena. Absolute hype.
Meanwhile on UFC prelims, Anik needs to whisper not to scare off the 2 people in the audience.

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I anticipate the Mexican can sheems the grandma

rare footage of brazilian anti air artillery

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MEXIKINO

Is Kelvin Gastelum making his Rizin debut?

what's the deal with the population issue? do people just not fuck each other there or what?

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Lads I just know after tonight Rizin's walkout music is going to ring in my head

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Wish I were you. 11:40pm with 6 hours of fights ahead

blaow

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that's some street fighter shit

All things being equal regarding pay and everything, would you rather fight in rizin or ufc?

most people only have 1 or 2 kids nowadays. replacement rate is 2.2 iirc. Also a lot if unmarried males because of sheer autism.

animeeeeeeeeeeee

Sounds good familia
>literally every Euro for every UFC

FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
what's your RIZIN walkout music this is mine

>terrified of cats

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I have a picture of her bare titties that she accidentally posted on her Twitter account

rip

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going full luchador

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would you fuck Murata lads?

Rizin for sure b

Rizin by fucking far.

>Get a trophy if you win
>No Dana
>No meathead jock atmosphere
>Cute Asian ring girls
>Feared by the native populace

you'll be fine m8 have a MONSTER™

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Did Taiga lose?

My missus hates cats. believes they're evil.

Murata's mom might be a worse screamer than Eddie's wife

Nips getting destroyed in fights always kinda makes me sad. It's the ultimate showcase that nature>nurture.

You can come from a culture that promotes hard work and dedication of everything, you can train as hard as you possibly can, if you are born with typical Asian manlet genetics you are probably still going to get heemed by some wild swinging African.

(preactive backpeddling for the upcoming fight: this doesn't apply to women ofcourse)

All this plus they probably let you fight in other promotions unlike JewFC

anyone else listen to the Doom OST while watching fights?

All first world nations are collapsing, get with the program

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Yup

I'd like to be the pot noodle man in Rizin

song for Kanako's entrence?

Yeah, TKO after three knockdowns in a round

cant post on cytube

ded

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Based Africa

why would you need to? /heem/ is right here.

i have a faith a supervirus is going to autocorrect

>slip

I hate Frank Trigg.

youtu.be/7pO_eAWJrzs

this spic is way too slow

B A S E D

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have sex

Yeah the English announcer team is the one shitty thing about Rizin

murata being a bully

>that 3/4 nelson+knees

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I would love nothing more than to bounce that fat little mexican ass on my cock

No Bas Rutten

im surprised the latina had good takedown defense

Best possible announce team would be Matt Stryker and Vampiro

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Vampiro has Alzheimer's bro.

pride never die

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>That's what I wanted to say, now that round 1 is finished, there are still 2 rounds to go, technically.
What the fuck am I listening to?

That's really sad.

I would walk out to the ghost in the shell theme

At least it's not fucking Joe Warren

based huebro stepping in for ausbro

Best announcer team would be schaub and Goldie

Anyone else playing Sekiro?

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>That choke

Holy shit

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HEEM SLEEPY

DAMN BOY

HEEM TAPPY wtf

kek for the most part i'm mentally tuned out to the commentary

SHEEEM SLEEPY

*DDTs your trainer*

sheem sleepy

SHE GOT A FUCKING VON FLUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SLAMMED AND CHOKED

SHEEM UNTAPPY

Von Flu'd huh
Interesting

Murata's a muscular lad

what was she thinking?

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What is the name of the that epic violen song that the Brazillian kickboxer came out to?

god damn she is fucking built

from mount

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>getting caught by a von flue in 2019
What a tard.

air murata

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IT'S ALL OVER WHEN I GO OUT DRINKING OH MAKING MY MIND SLOW

>2 fights down already
It's insane how good pacing makes a card so much more digestible

can't believe she got caught in the OSP lads

lads, I want to bang female sakuraba

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>Soccer kicks would stop wrestlers

probably from avatar

this guy gets it.

I want her to choke me out like that to be honest.

Just wait for the 2-hour long intermission.

rip in pieces

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Hope they let Murata make a pit stop in Invicta

based Kape

MONEY MAYWEATHER RUNNING RIZIN
WTF IS HAPPENING

World 1
Japan 1

I don't usually partake in the LOL GENETICS shit but desu this young man is getting blacked

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WxqsA7Y-2Xo

I think it's stock music, I hear it a lot

lol Japanese reggaeton?

>Just wait for the 2-hour long intermission.
thing is, as bad as it is, at least you know it's there and the exact time
with UFC you get random interspersed intervals so you have to kind of sit and pay attention the whole time; During Rizin intermission you know you have an hour to goof off

based

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Sounds like it

BAMBACLOT

Didn't Murata Von Flue Magana in her last fight?

they LOVE their reggae and ska

lads some nice cookies in the oven are so kino, not great fight food but still very tasty

Not a single MetroPCS ad. How are they doing it lads?

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I played it for a bit, but got bored around Demon of Hatred. Why?

>??????????

kek

japan loves kape

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WAKANDA

Kape lost his last fight, right?

They probably have shit coverage in Japan

yeah

>Kape wearing shoes and leggings

Last time kape got tired, he was too thick. But today he should heem this manlet

>wearing tights

He got absolutely BTFO by the lanklet king

full of bud?

>5'3"

god damn fucking brutal

can someone post tonights card for rizin?

>5'3
imagine being 5'3. my dick is bigger than that

african mating ritual

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OP you utter meathead

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shoes are legal?

*kicks on the balls wearing Nike dunks*

im 99% sure that you can use them but you cant throw soccer kicks if you do

well yes it is you nazi anti-semite

This nigga looks like he’s about to go hoop

>allowed to kick with shoes on.
why wouldn't everyone just wear shoes?

i wanted to save that image

based. thanks

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>throwing meme kicks
>heems the little man's balls
this is going to be a good card

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No headkicks though

No headkicks in Rizin or just this fight?

looking forward to Ben 10 heeming Horiguchi

just the guy with the shoes

The fighters agree on the rules for their bout

Delete this

that's so unreal

WOW THAT WAS A HIGH KICK WITH SHOES WTF

I like you Poland but dont push me

groin kick too

>Le smellator nigger that got starched by Bader in 30 seconds
>Midget chink that got flushed by Floyd vs some literal who
>Horiguchi vs a literal bum that wasn't even ranked in the UFC
>A fuck ton of no name gooks
Yikes, what a trash card. Imagine watching this drivel just to prove to a bunch of heem autists that you aren't a cazzie. Sad! This is why I only watch good ol' Merican MMA.

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Yes.

Damn black dude's got some moves. Saved by the bell there imo.

This Japanese guy is shorter than my little sister.

*pulls guard on you*

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Imagine if he heemed him with that high kick

Is she cute?

how many fights until haba fights?

I was taller than him when I was nine

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Like Ito's mewvment

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where's Kape from? what's the flag?

You got a webm of that weakass uncommited guardjump by Ito?

Angola Portugal

holy shit why this nigger kicking him in the face with shoes and everyone is like nothing's happening. Shoes are like affirmitive action for mma

Angola

HEEM BLACKSPLODEY

holy fuck kape is fun to watch when he's in full wild wakanda mode

imagine getting heemed by a nigga wearing golden shoes

That was a long five minutes for Ito

It felt like he was barely hanging on for most of the round

BLACKSPLOSION

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Kape is unironically pretty decent

You reckon we could see him in the UFC one day if Flyweight doesn't get heemed?

F his mom

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dam RIP

flyweight will get heemed. he likes Japan anyway.

fuck missed it
heem?

World 2
Japan 1
Easy money.

would kape be a star in the US if he was in the ufc?

Happy for kape. He deserved a win. He got robbed VS Asakura

Post it.

wakanda forever'd his azz

Japanese guy got fucking dabbed on for the entire round

dominated, 2nd round the asian guy was running away

Black Hercules lmao

Three heems in a row, based rizin

BUM bum BAM BAM

booom

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Why would he even go? People like him in Japan and he probably gets paid pretty well. He's a Rizin staple at this point, he's on almost every card. I doubt the UFC would pay him as much and he wouldn't get the same recognition that he gets in japan.

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he would probably do well in the UFC but Japan will treat him a million times better like they are Horiguchi

post it

WTF black hércules is fighting?!?!

nigger fought with shoes. kicked a 5'3 guy with shoues like the nigger he is. fuck this shit

Brown is a madman, should be some spice

Kape has grown on me. Used to hate that little noglet, but he seems like a decent guy now that's he's toned down his antics, and he's fun to watch

kino walkout

Why was Kape wearing shoes during the match?

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camera combo

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Show racism the red card mate.

meme factor

You're allowed to wear wrestling shoes

post then delete.

deleted

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youtu.be/fsJAamqufKM

>boomer shit

garbo walkout

Talented Asian Vs Mediocre White
hard call lads
Brown takes it

where do you think you are?
>>>/reddit/

404

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What do you think this is, a UFC card? This is RIZIN my friend. Racism is cringe and bluepilled. Heems have no borders. Get that shit out of here you bum

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pretty cringy response lad, well done.

Wakanda is over there
>>>/reddit/

did mum growl at you today mate

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Well that's not true, we're very divided.

Unfortunately you can't talk like this on /heem/
Be serious.

Based

3;32 AM

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boring

f

anyone else's legit purchased stream lagging?

i like looking at the different faces in the crowd during these slower fights

lots of women alone or with their girl friends

F

FITE always with the technical issues.

F

STREAM SLEEPY

Based and heempilled

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Mine's been perfect so far through the Fite app

HEEM FREEZY

Is the Fite stream down? And you ask why I don't pay for PPV streams....

stream back
fight is spicy now

some poor japanese bastard is going to have to seppuku for this

WE BACK

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Based
One race, the HUMAN race (women not included)

Based efficient Japan having technical issues only during the shit fights.

feeling pretty tired myself bros

I'm sure it's just the fite jews. Nips have Sky Perfect and Gyao.

what time is it?

08:38

no freezes here lads, stream is smooth as butter

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Have you been up all night?

I took a shit this morning that was smooth as butter just so you know.

the out of bounds strat

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>tfw no neck heem

had 1 bierschiss this morning. Didn't even need to press

>wanting 20 bucks so I can stay up all night and watch King fucking Mo' in the main event

The Japanese are delusional.

Based Wand

Nah but I was going to watch Boxing, ended up heeming myself but only for like an hour or two and woke back up

stupid sexy gomo

and back to regular programming

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wow we going to a decision?

Fuck im sad Fronk got flushed. Him breaking Nog's arm with a Kimura might be my favorite jew-fc moment. I always wonder where he would rank all time if he didn't heem himself on his motorbike...

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BASED BIG BROWN

were they all tko so far?

ding ding ding ding

ahem

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FLUSHED

congrats Australia

>rizin match went to decision
yeah im not staying up for this shit

just woke up lads
have i missed anything good?

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what are these commentators talking about, he looked far superior

mma is lowbrow and sleazy dude, embrace it

>rock a guy
>throw no more punches for like a minute
kill this man immediately. Just fucking execute him I hope he loses the decision

Murata choked out Orozco

kickboxing fight was the best so far in the rizin card

>Yikes, what a trash card.
That's like every Rizin card, ever. Only hipsters watch Rizin, watching low level garbage MMA does not make you "hardcore".

ouch

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The state of Japanese MMA.

Are you ready for this?

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The hipsters have woken up bros,
It was comfy while it lasted

>Only hipsters watch Rizin
but it's fun

Thanks a lot!

>responding to an ironic post with an unironic reply
lmao

Time for a qt battle

now the mainevent

are you sure?

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>Commentators say Brown fight was not exciting and that the Japanese won't welcome him back.
>Brown rocked his opponent and toyed with him looking dominant.
>Literal hands up asking to be engaged while Koji ran away.

Man these commentators suck ass, especially Frank Trigg, he always puts me to sleep.

Benis is ready

I'm personally rooting for Panfu

Do it

what kind of shitty pan is that

my girl Justyna a cute!

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Haba is dead. My ringfu is shiocked

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What a fucking disgrace

Yep, retards mad because conor isn't fighting on this card.

ICH WILL

>Heems you with a gun

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i thought it was the jeff hardy theme

BASED RAMMSTEIN

Based Rammstein intro.

SHIOCKED!

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BUTTER FACE POLISH WILL WIN

FUCK YOU ALL

Brock Lesnar possibly fighting for the UFC heavyweight belt is high level

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>when she sees my large western penisu

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sugoi.

>current soldier
based

what would you say is Justyna's best asset in this upcoming fight?

punch

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JUST

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asian Ana De Armas

They constantly downplay good action and ask for more. It pisses me off

Forehead to absorb shots

KANA IS SHOOKED

BASED POL

ouchie

Both these girls are very cute to be frank.

>coming out in the gi
YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY ST. GEORGES YOUNG KANA

Need me a Polish brappqueen this instant brothers

>tearful adopted cat montage

That's correct Frank.

brapweight fight coming up

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>being feminine
>biggest fear
based

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God Trigg is awful.

If Justyna is actually any good she's super marketable

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she's a killer

bring back steamed/CTE'ed New Years Semmy Schilt

He is such a shit commentator. Mumbling idiotic nothingness into the mic,

Haba reminding me a lot of Jon Jones with that BIG ASS.

finna send pan lady to the shadow realm

The reason why everyone falls asleep is because of his voice, not because of the intermission.

wouldnt mind this going the distance tbqh

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huebro I hope your digitally capturing some of this ass

>These strikes

Holy shit

Did brown defeat koji?

based cameraman providing us with high quality foot kino in these grappling exchanges

im finna cumola

yes by decision just watch it mate ffs

>judoka ass
hnngghh

either hana gets heemed or poland chick gets choked

Complete degenerate.

KING REINA!

What's even a good striking strategy when you're 125 pounds and can't knock out your opponent with punches?

Go for leg kicks?

Try to hit the body and make them tired?

Sharp-box with combos like Nate Diaz to stop them with accumulated damage?

Try to land a head kick?

hmmm

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nice supple legs

me rn

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Haba's striking is crazy bad.

fuck that dude's rancid Haha

buttkino

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muh fuvking dick

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Anyone got mobile stream

WMMA is shit as always

who the FUCK are these commentators
jesus christ

Kana's done fuck all in this fight, she better not win because Japan

here try this stream m8

*pisses on you*

Seriously Haba is doing the most damage.

oh baby

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How good is this Easter Sunday my lads?

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two English teachers from Canada

Just tuned in lads, I thought Rena wasn't in this, did I miss her

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Haba may not heem her opponent but she has heemed our hearts

Later

yet to cum

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yep all finished. unluggy uce.

How the fuck did Frank Trigg get this job? He is objectively terrible at every aspect of it

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WMMA should be decided by whoever is more pretty. The judges should be beauty pageant judges, and it should go to them when there's no finish.

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In deep with the yaks apparently.

>MAMA MIYUU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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phew thanks

careful boy

>Can bend a frying pan
>Can't even bully her opponent with strength.

Faggot

don't act tough grease

Frank "there's no reason to get punched" Trigg

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pillow fists

that aerial ass shot was kino

Will she banana split the Polak?

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Fuck off bloody cunt

>Mikuru's fighting but not Kai
baka Kai's the spicier one

go complain about messi before i heem you stiff bud

I want Kana to do this to me

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SNIFFfff

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why not go for a choke?

she has had an opening for 2 minutes.

Ironically, my girlfriend having a bloody cunt is the only reason why I'm watching Rizin.

We all know there's only one real winner.

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Good to know WMMA is shit all over the world

Absolutely BENT

wrong dude idiot, soccer's for poofs.

Never learned how. Too busy injecting testosterone.

>wins by sleeping in the 3rd round

lol

that last minute was retarded, both could have done something but neither did just sitting in that position

Who won this? Trigg says Watanabe so I got baba.

Kana barely survived a 1-0 fighter.

That fucking harline, jesus

BASED

Robbery.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>lies on the floor
she deserved the L she got, utter heartlet

justyna won

>*walks out dramatically to evanescence in ur path*

DOES USPS DELIVER ON SUNDAY

polish lost when she couldnt heem her

Spice incoming

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time for Candylei autism

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Trigg's insight: I hope this fight is really short cuz I need to pee.

sporty girls pull their hair back in extremely tight ponytails and get tension alopecia. it's sad

violence queens

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most sensible thing he said all night desu

>I back, /heem/

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Horiguchi should fight in a real org. This shit is anime with pop stars feeding on cans.

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Main event right here

>tfw they'll never heem me like that

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who else here automatically roots against brazilians?

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>rddit doesn't have the good stuff

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nah but I will
>heems you stiff

How long is the intermission?

>coming out to jamal music in japan
yamate

theirs one link in the thread.

45-60min

You gonna be disappointed

heem does though

>hip hop walkout music in Japan
was it autism?

I think I just fell in love with a pornstar.

There are two of them lmao. At least an hour each. At least.

>There are people in this thread who didn't put on gloves and swang and bang with their brother in the back yard till it got dark or someone started crying
cmon now

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why doesn't kitaoka share his roid knowledge?

>reddit

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>never had a brother to heem
;_;

Is this nigga going to be Shaman King?

who has a link ?

>Sam_is_30_Years_Old

>he put on gloves to bang
Pathetic

>street kid
>thug
>problem child
Looks like a fucking nerd lol

i feel so bad about beating up my little brothers i give them free weed now we are adults

you need a stream?

cytu DOT be/r/totanon

preaz habu furowaa

I've got a link here for you *pisses on you*

i'm so tired
anyone know how long the intermission after this is? plz tell me

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a solid hour

>organization that takes in at-risk street youths and trains them to be MMA fighters

that's some anime shit

how long is a piece of string

Why didn't you sleep? That's the best thing about comfy morning Rizin, also about an hour I think

thanks

np

pow

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Action!

>street thug huh?
*pokes you in the eye*

only had an older sister and she'd kick my arse every time

she hot?

did you stay up for the boxing or something?
this is literally on at the perfect time for us

He's really really fucking milking this

Seriously though who the fuck has an mma event at a sunday evening (morning here though)? Don't japanimals go to bed early for monday morning toil?

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and NEEWW

I feel bad about whooping my younger brother (im middle bro) but i got smacked by my the oldest, so that little nigga should have known the food chain
I feel it come out any time he have more than 6+ beers together, he constantly brings it up and wants to play wrestle/slap box.

day off tmrw for Easter m8

>be violent criminal
>get free MMA training
>turns out you're not good enough to make money as a pro
>go back to the streets penniless, now highly trained in killing people
Genius.

same, truly humbling to get beat up by a girl but then I'd immediately run up to my mom and tell on her even if I had started it and she got in trouble

>grease is a snivelling coward
Colour me surprised.

>nz is an obsessed faggot
color me surprised

My older sister gave me a black eye once. Once I grew up I would deal with any chick getting violent by picking them up and getting them away from my space, but for some reason they always start biting my arms. Women are savages. I wouldn't even think about biting someone.

You should have let her face the pain

based

Brock Lesnar would heem every single Rizin """heavyweight""" after they get USADAd.