/nba/ General Rapties did not, in fact, play today Edition

thunder won
raptor won
leprechauns won
snakes - nest, nuggies - spuds, deer - pisties tonight

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jazz vs rockets

Congratulations to Dwayne Casey on achieving the 13th straight playoff loss for the illustrious Detroit Pistons franchise!

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Make some room for my boy Nikola Jokic

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"I mean listen I know that basketball is a team game and you've already made Michael number one, but if you had to have Wilt against Michael-my prime and his prime-how much money would you be willing to bet"- Wilt Chamberlain

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Pistons finna set a record for most consecutive playoff losses.

based joker

thats the reason they hired casey

Wilt went 1-2 against the Knicks with Gail Goodrich, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West on his team. So Michael

If Harden stayed in OKC he'd be a poor man's Lou Williams.

Wilt was 33 when that happened....that's not exactly prime for a big man

>we live rent free in ur heads xd
trust me I'd love to forget leafs exist but it's pretty hard when the thread is being shat up 24/7

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Reminder that DeAngelo Russell is to today what Reggie Jackson is to 2015

Based leafs living in your head rent free

r u gonna cry and pee your pants about it

One on one who do u got?

>pee your pants about it
if he doesnt ill do it for him

no but i'm going to pee yours

that dude literally played against weaker competition than the average inner city pick up game nowadays

POST THAT DIDNT END WELL
DICKHEADS THAT WERE BLASTED YET AGAIN
>LEAF NIGGERS
>SOUTHEAST ASAIN NIGGERS
>RUSSIAN REJECTS LITHNIGGERS
SEND TO THE SHADOW REALM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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SIXGODS, FAMOS

post dirty plays

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i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

y'all eat pieces of shit?

That Mike Scott dagger was based ngl

Damn....is that how they play defence in philly...

lol ya look at this bitch

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acceptable foul in the 90s is now dirty, take me back

where is the foul

"""flagrant"""" for being almost all ball

that's going to almost always be called a foul, which is fine. The issue is that it was upgraded to a flagrant because Jared Dudley shoved him

>TFW nugger

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wheres ur flag serb

Literally shitposting from Denver my man.

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Taking a nasty Lonzo at the moment.

forgot to update OP:
/snakes/ won
nuggies won
deer won

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i just took a Ben Simmons earlier

I wish I could shit gold

OLH HE HAS JOKES

Guys I'll be back. Gotta take a Brooklyn Nets

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How does that have to do with anything involving the greatness of wilt? Are u trolling? You do understand that no matter what era wilt would be the most athletic, strongest, and smartest player.

Embiid is really the most unstoppable player in the league huh...

>32/16/7 with a destroyed leg
why do people dislike him? he plays so hard and is a big man in a sea of meme chuckers

>eating shit
>isn't a philly fan
what did he mean by this?

I thought we already gave you first and last old man

he's cocky on social media so the Redditors here hate him. i love it, the NBA needs more villains who aren't pussies like Durant or Lebron.

>smartest

>villains
does he really come off as a villain? i thought he was more of a prankster-y big lovable guy

Bill russell was asked in an interview what wilts best attributes were. He said either his strengths or his smarts. Now wilt was the strongest NBA player of all time, so if his smarts were up there with his strengths then his IQ was high. This can be confirmed by bill russell stating that he couldn't play wilt the same way 2 games in a row or else wilt would pick up on Bill's tendencies. I would suggest u read a book about wilt.

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>this made up story undoes the bell curves
Oof

ballers gonna ball

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>Made up Story
Michael Jordan's dad was assassinated for gambling debts. That's a made up story

Wilt was well spoken as fuck, i don't doubt that he was a smart person

HOLY SHIT NO WAY HAHAHAHAH
>COCKSHITS
>His MVP and optimism: gone.

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>mufuggin whyte wimminz bix nood hundo pointz
>well spoken

he was, watch his interviews.

I don't know how he hides his enormous hose in those tight shorts

>he made a shot
dammit. but holy shit what an atrocious performance from Soften
and you guys love to shit on Westbrook but he's never played this bad lmaoooo

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Yea but it’s not a surprise when Larry bird or Kevin Mchale are well spoken

bronsexual

it's a reaction picture faggot

>Larry Bird
>Well Spoken
I see you've never actually heard him speak

Best players in the league currently are as follows
>KD
>Giannis
>Curry

Power gap

>Harden
>Westbrook
>Lebron

youtu.be/yWeX-LAwlTs
"Do you understand"-wilt

>I s-stopped scoring because I wanted to
literal liar

>tfw harden is so cancerous I will be forced to root for the warriors

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>utah jizz

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*triggers people because he is the greatest player but only 2.4% of his field goals exist on film*

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>Harden 3/20
>22 points
fuck the rockets and fuck james harden

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>chokeovan mitshit

>curry in someones top 5
respect. He's easily the most underrated all-star level player

why does this man makes this general seethe so much?

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People often don't appreciate trend setters until long after their time.

ben simmons > donovan mitchell

>Jizz

Abort this franchise. Total disgrace to lose that game

How does he do it?

reminder that donovan mitchell shot more free throws than harden. NO EXCUSES

>KD first

literally the god of refball. tongues each and every refs' balls before every game and lets them tag team his gaping ass

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i feel bad for mitchell but this jizz team is offensively challenged

I didn't label 1 2 3 I just put 3 names

>The ultimate runner up
>Greatest player
L M A O

Ingles is god awful, he's beyond shit, yall niggas really just meme him because he's white

The Sixers are so fun except for dumbass Ben Simmons

as long as you recognize the Giannis is the future of the league

>72 free throw attempts in one game

I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me.

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nah he was great last year in the playoffs. think age caught up to him. as you saw, hes shit now.

We all agree Mitchell is flea market Lillard right?

Ok

as long as we know lillard is a flea market's flea market's curry

Harden got bailed by the refs for more than half his fucking points

GSW wins in 5 next round

They’ll go up 2-0, get refballed a game in Houston, then close it out at Oracle

we got next

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which smash bros tourney was this

Seems accurate. Curry and KD combine for 80 in game 2.

Playoff viewership is down 31% this year, nobody wants to see the Warriors win again.

The NBA is going to give this season to the Rockets for a redemption story and next year is going to LeBron for his last ring. 2021 will see Zion in the semi-finals against LeBron, LeBron will win and either the Knicks or the Nets will take it all. 2022 will see Zion in the finals, only to lose against the Warriors (this will be Curry's last ring as a warrior). Zion will win his first ring in 2023 as a Pelican.

He had less shots at the line than the Jazz's leading FTA, not an excuse.

Damn /nba/ always disappears faster than LeBron's father when they get it wrong haha

>implying joe lacob is gonna let GSW lose their last playoff run in oracle

Also, in 2027 the League will expand again with 2 more teams. One will be in Mexico City and one in Vancouver.

Even when he can't shoot he still gets points. Stay mad

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For the same reason ppl hate lawyers. Totally justified btw, harden would ruin the NBA if given the opportunity. Garden as a future commissioner is in fact the darkest timeline.

>Jizz

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So, a normal harden game then.

Threadly reminder

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...

rent free

K

Why not hate the people who make the rules instead of hate the people who use the rules to their advantage?

rent = 4 free

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>Mexico City
>intentionally giving all nba players the shits and access to cartels
"no"

Because James harden is offensive to all senses and sensibilities, unless your a rockets fan then u have to choice but to defend his bs, or get sent back to nba purgatory. Besides there's plenty of room to hate both the league for allowing it and the player for doing it. Hardens star fades as soon as the NBA chooses to interpret the carry rule in anyway.

>there are people on this thread that thinks the NBA is going to let the warriors lose in the second round

If this cuck even comes close to giannis in the MVP vote i will mutilate my own genitals

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Night losers

I am a rockets fan, but I don't particularly like Harden or find him offensive. I can't fault a player for trying to score points in a game where the success of his career depends on scoring points.

>well I'm a rockets fan, and I think he's great. Who cares how you score.

This was muh point.

>lead the league in scoring
>but shouldn't get an award because he had one bad game in the playoffs
>and still lead his team in points
>and they still won that game

is Harden the zoomer's Kobr?

Sure. I agree there's room to hate both, but I just think hating the player gets us nowhere. Villains and rivalries just make Silver more money, telling him the system is good. I want to see if coaches' challenges would curb the flopping.

>scoring
outside of freakshows like averaging a triple double, wins matter more than stats in the mvp process

why are all good people losing

Can u imagine how hard it would be to enjoy watching the NBA if every team played like the rockets. This is a possible future if their heresy is not duly punished by the rest of the league.

But it's so easy to hate harden. Not only is his game pure eyecancer, he's also an awful disgusting person physically, visually, somatically, spiritually, you name it. And thats with the beard somehow making him less gross then he would be otherwise.

every sixfags customer should kill themselves btw

...

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Do it

>havent posted on /nba/ in 24hrs
>see the Canadian made the gayest thread possible

See you tomorrow faggots. Please shitpost as much as possible in the meantime.

what the fuck

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>my nuggies :)
streamable.com/tvgha

The Jazz suck and Brickell sucks

This. He says whatever the fuck he wants thus pissing off most soi bois

>tears it up during the regular season
>"and dont worry folks NOW is the year hes gonna go deep in the finals!!"
>goes 0-14 with 8 points from free throws

So james hardmeme is officially out of the mvp vote right?

I think Dr J might be the most non ghetto nba player ive ever seen. At least from his documentary. In the SEVENTIES white people were telling their kids to be just like him.

MVP is regular season only faggot and he does deserve MVP. Cp3 was out and he carried the entire team. Didn't see Giannis do that.

>mvp vote
that was concluded the last day of the regular season.

Is Popovich still an elite coach?

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>im a rockets fan
>and let me tell you why i hate james harden

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huh, i'm kinda getting the feeling you're more interested in politically loaded low level shit flinging than actual basketball discussion.

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I want to fuck Kaguya.

>Big men era is dead they said
>Embiid and Jokic put on monster games
How good would Embiid be if he wasn't always hurt and out of shape? I get the feeling he could dominate the league like Shaq did once, but with more skill. I hope injuries don't fuck his career, they already took a good part of it but there's still a lot of room to write his history in the game.
Also, Spurs have nobody that can guard Jokic. In fact, even Horford that makes it hard for Embiid, can't deal with Jokic. He's such a thick fuck you can't stop the guy from backing you up. Reminds me of based Diaw when he was in San Antonio playing the beautiful basketball.

Jokic and Embiid would absolute buttblast Wilt in his prime.

He is 100% absolutely right

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*Drops 40 on the Pacelels*

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Friendly reminder

>On January 29, 2018, Griffin, along with Willie Reed and Brice Johnson, was traded to the Detroit Pistons in exchange for Avery Bradley, Tobias Harris, Boban Marjanović, a future protected first-round draft pick and a future second-round draft pick.

>CP3 will retire without a ring

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He's right though

Serves that bitch right

What makes you think that?

They'll lose this game and win in Boston

They've managed to adjust and shut down Kyrie in the previous game and Jaylen Brown won't drop 20+ again

>managed to adjust and shut down Kyrie

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>rent free
I thought we agreed to stop bringing up the fact that Larry is living at the Salvation Army guys. It’s not funny, it’s really sad actually, and if you guys don’t stop this bullying, he’s just gonna start lashing out with personal biases again. We have resolve to be nicer to Larry if we ever exsparkt him to open up and trust the algorithms as we do!

my nugs are going to the wcf!
warriors in 5

>2019 Finals MVP Kawhi Leonard

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Damn, a 1pm start for my Celties sweep.

Whos gonna make the call?

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>implying she would even look in the general direction of a kissless virgin like you

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Hot take:
Kevon looney is more valuable that KD

Nah, my celshits ain't sweeping. It's just too good to be true :)

Why does LeBron act like a teenager? You'd think he doesn't have 3 kids

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>one of the stars for pacers is named 'bogdanovic'
>bogdanov
is he gonna make the call?

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Looks like he's doing an early 2000s hip hop dance

Because he said he always wanted to be like his idol mj

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I want to fuck Katie Nolan.

>playoff game
>0-15 first 15 shots
>ends game on 3-20
Say it with me everyone
MVP. MVP. MVP. MVP.

How many points though?

Say it with me everyone
FLOP. FLOP. FLOP.

Marcus Smart

migrate here for comfyness user

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Jej

>The Phoenix Suns may prefer to draft Ja Morant over Zion Williamson, according to sources around the NBA.

post nobodies

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Happy Easter bros

What a great comfy day for basketball

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leltics looking a bit off

dont' tell me you guys are with your families or some gay shit like that

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last night some thot at my uni posted a pic of her pre-party outfit on her snapchat story and i legit beat off to it

I’m nursing a hangover, hurled all over my floor last night. My parents said they’ll bring me some food over but I’m not certain whether they meant today or not

Hell yeah, thinking about my Elite Rockets

you sound like a guy who'll prompt an amber alert or two somewhere down the line

Thats why she posted it, I think, although I can't really tell what women want these days, or ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=kKMtFLRxjPk
youtube.com/watch?v=kKMtFLRxjPk
Underrated channel

Based Dirk

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DONT JUMP WHITEBOI

AHAHAHAHAHA

inb4 CJ drops 40 on OKC and going home and banging his hot huwhite coal burning wife

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Damn she’s pretty

>"Why yes I am rooting for the Toronto Raptors to win the NBA Playoffs 2018-19 Championship, how did you know?"

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One of my favorite players in history, him and Kidd. Mavericks fan since ‘83, what a ride. Changed the entire game without being able to throw down so much as a windmill

You know they film you right?

CJ always has that nice guy vibe.

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Man whose team benefited from 47 minutes of refball mad that 48th minute was properly officiated

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Bitch looks 16

Because he's been a celebrity since he's teenager. Hyped as the next great player. Plus he went straight to the pros right out of high school. Isn't his son almost 18 already?

I need me a white girl...

There literally thousands of huwhite grils near you what's stopping you?

you should try sparking up a conversation with the next one you meet. It’s a numbers game, user.

Chill Sukhdeep

>The Nets GM thought this was an ejection worthy foul

How did their uniforms get so much worse?

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thx for saving my gif u phoneposting butthole demon

They are sponsered by western union

I want a black gf bros

teams really need to stop changing their color schemes

I tried to talk this athletic looking blonde girl in yoga pants at my bus stop but she got a call...next time bros.

Shorts are trash, but the yellows were /fa/.

Next time try this pick-up line, works like a charm on white bitches:

>“Damn Honey, You must know how to correctly calibrated your algorithms because you’re making my heart spark!”

>”I'm no photographer, but I sure can picture us getting sparky tonight”

>Nuggets won on 4/20
lmao

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If your team hasn't won a game in the playoffs, you don't know SHIT about basketball.

>Blazers didn't play
weak

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>You must be on that bias-free diet baby, cuz that body is one perfectly calibrated algorithm!

Next time tell her user’s hilarious joke about the “nuggets” winning on 4-20. XD PANTY. DROPPER.

tell me about harden how does he draw the fouls

I fucking told ya niggas

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The honk jerseys are based tier

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See you in the semis, Griffin

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See you in the finals _______

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Damn, just last year this pacers team pushed LeBron to 7 games (lost because of typical LeBron refball).

But my Celties were just too much for em.

Time for the Drew Bledsoe Rematch

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Hey BledBitch

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Daddy Gordon is back

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>pacers team
>no dipo of all people

>Goattics sweep the best team in the East, the team that pushed Lebitch to 7 hard fought games
>The White Dragon awakens
>/nba/ nowhere to be found
OH NO NO NO NO

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I liked what /spARKYS news update has to say about how the Candybread Elite7 rating engine was rating Harden in contrast to the sparky Snake’s Embiid:

>Most prominently, S.P.A.R.K.S. took note of how Embid doesn’t have a tendency to flail all of his limbs like a seizure victim, diving to the floor as soon as a defender is within 5 feet of him. He doesn’t travel or wrap his lanky body around his defenders and flop about, needlessly, throwing his head back feinting anguish and searching for reprimands in the form of free-throws from the refs. No, the fouls and free-throws called on Embiid are pure and well-deserved, driven by Embiid’s dominating and powerful spark.

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>play the 2nd worst team in the playoffs
>have the nerve to talk shit

typical celcucks

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This matchup will be kino

What a handsome and successful looking young lad.
I bet his multiple girlfriends respect him greatly.

This

how exactly do you exsparkt a player to guard him without inadvertently hitting his flailing arms, legs, feet or feelings? He spazzes out drawing nonexistent fouls that refs feel obligated to call bc it’s too hard for them to tell what’s going and in the jumble of limbs after each of his shots!

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HOLY SHIT CHECK EMMMMMMM

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Giannis > Celtics > Pacers.

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>8888
based

The big fraud will be exposed once again.

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hate gswcucks but this showed kyrie will get swept

>Your team isn't in the second round

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Serious question:
How do men get raped by girls?
I'm not looking down on them or anything as I know this is a real thing amd also Terry Crews, a man of a man, has been sexually assaulted before.
But why can't they just push off the girl? I know that some girls can't because the man can be dominating and stronger and force himself on her, but shouldn't a man be able to just push them off?

It’s going to be funny watching the Celtics turn into the pistons overnight.

Dear Jesus,
Today, /nba/ was btfo again when they doubted the Boston Celtics.
CUS RISE
Amen.

go clippies (:

This is the peak of the Celtics for the season. The next series will be the nadir and I'm bowing out with this. Have fun with the Cucks :)

>Celtcucks getting excited about beating the Pacers without Oladipo

at college some grill got a guy on my floor drunk, brought him to her room waited for him to blackout out and had her way with him. I'm guessing usually that's how it happens.

Does the East even matter?

>Cucks fans seething already
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Can a guy even get hard when blacked out?

Will the bucks need to give it 80% to sweep the Celtics or will it be Detroit 2.0.

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>Does the East even matter?

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apparently you can get semi hard

Celtics will never lose a game again in their history.

I don't know, you tell me
youtube.com/watch?v=uheq8HfnuZA

lmaoooo

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>Cucks celebrating beating the Pisstains without Blake

whenever I read anything related to that subject its either the male getting drugged, threatened with a weapon of some kind, or held down with ropes or stuff so they cant move

>losing record against teams with winning records
haha yikes, >leltics

Holy mother of check 'ems

>cardi b will never drug and rape you

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>le regular season man
Classic rapties cook

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT REALLY IS A CELTIES DAY

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Lol Blake played ding dong. Fucking casual bombston fans.

They even have le epic regular season coach HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA based Cavs bro exposing frauds

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Warriors are losing this one

This is the natural result when someone makes the call.

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Extortion. Fuck me or you are fired.

>games being that close without Blake
2019 Hawks are definitely not frauds lads

>losing record (in playoffs) against teams that are a squad of bums + 1 superstar
uh oh...

KEK literally blessing the CeltGods itt

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>leading scorer is hayward
marcus shart was holding back the white dragon

Game is already over.

>Klay hitting shots early
nice knowing you clops

>Losing record against a team that didn't have its best two players (Kyrgod, The White Dragon)
>Losing record against Terry fucking Rozier
>Losing record since 2001
OH NO NO NO NO UH OHHHHH

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"Just remember michael when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me" wilt chamberlain to michael jordan at the 1997 NBA 50 greatest players event

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Fucking based.

Lopez > Banes
Giannis > Al
Khris > Tatum
Brogdon > Brown
Bledsoe < Kyrie
Mirotic > Hayward
Mil Bench > Boston Bench
Bud > Stevens
Milwaukee home court
Best player in series = Giannis

Looks pretty clear to me.

dont rate the bucks ngl, wish the raps got them round 2 instead of the sixers

"You're a bloody Drongo, Michael"

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>Bud > Stevens

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Clippers literally have no players wtf

You know what's ridiculous? A deep 3 is considered a good look for curry, whereas that same spot would be considered deep and difficult to any other player. This dude is insane

Brad “can’t figure out how to win with more talent” Stevens.

Sixers are complete frauds and medical joe will be out for the series after the mafuzzy chef bodies him in game 1

They used to have this guy named Tobias. I wonder where he is now

its so weird, every team would rather play the bucks round two instead of their current matchup
>snakes fans don't want to face toronto raptor
>toronto raptor would rather play deer than snake
>leprechaun would prefer to face deer rather than snake or raptor

This was true maybe in 2014-16, but everyone can shoot a deep 3 now, even LeBum

They have my nigga Gallo though.

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KyrGod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drew Bledsoe
Brown >>>>>>>>>> Brogwho?
Tatum = Middelton
Horford >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucks bench (They have the White Dragon for Gods' sake)
Stevens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BudFraudhozen

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Finally a Klayball game

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You're describing Bud's Atlanta teams in the playoffs fairly well

>toronto raptor would rather play deer than snake
Literally untrue. We slaughtered the 76ers every game of the season we played aside from the one game we lost, when Ibaka, JV AND Kawhi were all out. Nobody is afraid of the Sixers.

>'Just remember Lebron when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me"

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Why does this rookie have a double barrelled name

Oh

reminder that your "genius" coach was terrified of facing the bucks in the future after the series last season

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hey bros the playoffs are on
lets discuss
discord.gg/zBCF5eP

>Brown is better than a 50/40/90 player
This is your brain on clam chowder

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>haven't played the snake with their new lineup
don't be a dumb head

discord.gg/zBCF5eP
Got a link to the good discord

At a consistent rate, not really.

Bucks are memechuckers surrounding a Siakam who can't shoot. Rapties in 5.

Look, if Nets is to go out next game at least give Embiitch a serious injury on your way out

>At a consistent rate
Curry hasn't been a dangerous deep range shooter in a while.

Teams offer free shirts during playoffs right?
Then why don't the fans fucking put them on? Only in a few courts do we see a sea of the same color.

landry shameme

>Teams offer free shirts during playoffs right?
not every game, also the shirts are super low quality

Excuse you. How will the raptors even beat embust?

real fans do like in utah, but it won't happen in plastic cities like LA/nu-bay area

>unleashing boban and based moose
devilish honestly, fucking the whole league over like that

He kinda is. Teams just know to play him that deep now so it's considered a normal 3 relative to every other nba player

So good they had to name him twice

leafs are so fucking annoying. is there a way to filter out certain flags? canadians (except the 'my rapties are frauds' guy) have negative BBIQ

>H-Harris is the difference maker I sw-swear!
Will he prevent Simmons from turning the ball over a gorillion times with Kawhi on him? Simmons is averaging 7 turnovers a game with Kawhi guarding him. Every time the Raptors played the 76ers at full strength it wasn’t even close, shitters got slaughtered. They also haven’t played against the Raptors with Gasol yet, who is the Embiidstopper. In 4 games against him, Embiid has never scored more than 15 when guarded by Gasol. Philly are complete frauds and my raptor will eliminate them in 5 easily.

Damn Klay gonna look good in Lakers uni

my raptor is a fraud and will not get past the tragic

fuck Klay Thompson man

>klay misses a 3
>crowd goes 'aww'
lmao fucking LA man. This is literally the warriors 2nd home court.

you gonna pee your pants?

Hi snowflake. I think you might prefer the website "Reddit". It features a safe space for you to be without negative comments!

Nah this time the leaf is right. If the Raptors doesn't beat this fraudulent Sixers team then they should fucking sell the team

Why does it feel like a Warriors home game

I know they're both located in California but what the hell

>mfw all these little faggot lady boys didn't think the celtics were gonna completely style all over the indiana shitters

how mad are you retards at this very moment? i guarantee your little "team" hasn't won their series in a 4-0 sweep so i know you're violently shitting your diapers like a bitch LMAO.

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>no oladipo
Ok stop acting like you beat the fucking warriors. The east is garbage

Clips dont have fans

It's like a giants game in San Diego

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my rapshits are such fucking frauds we lost game 1 to the Tragic

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Hi! How is LeBitch doing?

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not just talking about that leaf, just leafs as a whole. horrendous posters with terrible basketball and hockey IQ

*ringringringringringringringring*

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lmao, you're seething right now. why does the superiority of the boston celtics make you so mad, little man?

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gamethread where

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Beating the Pacers without Oladipo is like being proud of beating the Timberwolves. Pacers literally aren’t even a playoff team in the West.

>>

you're literally in tears online sort yourself out

How about beating the Laptors at home?

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I think you would enjoy Reddit. It seems to be right up your alley!

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Name one good player on the pacers

I fucking hate leaf posters, but I hate the 70shitters more. Please do everyone a favour and eliminate them.

Name a good player in the Pistons

Like being proud of beating Magic without Bamba and Fultz

Sabonis

Griffin, but he's not playing. Drummond is washed.
White players are shit. Sabonis especially.

name one good player on the magic

Raptors always lose the first game of the postseason, it’s tradition

THE GHOST OF WILSON CHANDLER LIVES

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>without Fultz

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T Ross

Thon maker looked like the 2nd coming of KG against the celtics

Is there a chance my Clippies can still win this series?

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Name one good player on the nets

not an argument, faggot. why are you so mad at the boston celtics?

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tl;dr east is shit

name one good player in the entire NBA you fucking faggots

Levert

Good thing he ain't in the Cucks anymore lmao
You guys traded your only Horfordstopper

It's always been like that. You're either a Lakers fan or a Warriors fan. If you want to be a "unique" faggot, you're a Clips fan.

If you're in to S&M, you're a Kings fan.

My Rapties are frauds who will lose to GS in the Finals

Michael Jordan

no, cute anime girl though

No, how can you be this bad at home

No, but they can soften up the Warriors for teams taking them on in later rounds.

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Lavert and russell
>beat a shit team
>brags about beating a shit team

losing to GS in the finals wouldnt be fraud material, but losing to the Bucks would be

literally a fraud, retired when hakeem started

Austin Rivers

still not an argument, faggot. make an argument or concede that you're just a diaper shitting bitch who is SEETHING at the superiority of the boston celtics.

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t. Doc Rivers

Umm guys how do I mute all leafs except for the ones that call the leafs frauds??

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So if the Toronto Raptor manages to lose to the &^ers, what happens? Coach firing? Kawhi leaves? Organization implosion?

>Austin Rivers
lmao

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Steve Curry

Who the fuck is that Robinson guy?

>guys how do i filter out shitposters except the only one who speaks a modicum of truth

Malik Beasley.

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Pat Connaughton

Nah they won’t fire Nurse unless they get swapped, but yeah Kawhi would be gone and Masai would be selling off the veterans on the team for young talent and draft picks in the offseason. Probably not much of a market for Lowry, but there will be for Gasol, Ibaka, and Green.

The leafs will stop posting for like 3 days but then will come back with the latest dumb shitpost about the Laptors being contenders.

Umm how do I turn this general into an echo chamber?? How can I make this place more Reddit lads help me out here???

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You still haven't named one good player on the championship team that is the pacers.

>crapturds

Name one good player on /nba/

Can my Cloppies win this one?

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LeBron taking that bum squad to the finals last year was his biggest achievement

LeBron will unironically never make the Finals again.

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Based and redpilled

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Fuck, I think I understand the 56% jokes now.

cringe...

horrible

>sixers neutral
lmao

I like it

How did real niggas get replaced with whites and mulattos? Does athleticism mean nothing now?

&^ers are evil my dude.

Unironically because everyone is a brainlet that can't handle non offense heavy sports. It's happening in literally every sport that defense is dead. So no more post play big bruisin niggas. Now we have average a double double and shoot 30 3 pointers a game kind of basketball. Not to mention the rule changes like reduction in clock reset on offensive rebounds and clear path fouls.

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EVERYBODY
CLAP
YO
HANDS

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>i am entirely incapable of making an argument to refute your claim as i am both too stupid and too busy having an unhinged bitch fit while violently shitting my diapers, sir

i accept your admission of defeat. no more (you)s for the little faggot troll. enjoy watching the boston celtics style their way through the playoffs, manlet. cope.

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How do you miss wide open 3s like nigga just practice

Because mind games.

>bone thugs n harmony
wow they're still performing?

OG hip hop commits rather than being some millennial mumble rap cucks.

they made memorable music back when hip-hop still had melodies and people with different sounds

their music is still good, but live performance wise is kinda eh.

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

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Wtf I love American Express now

Is pokimane a good e-celeb or shit?

>pokimane in a commercial
Tarrant did nothing wrong

The fuck is this ESPN shit?

>(You)

Shai Gilgeous Alexander gonna be a taller Chris Paul

Can my clippies make the impossible possible?

It's happening my man. Checkem.

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Warriors lookin for that L.

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Nuggets or Spurs getting out the first round? Who you got

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>Leltic fans bragging about beating up the Oladipo-less Pacers
Congrats on beating up a college team

ROLL

Who /clipanada/ here

Nugs sweep in 6

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All the good guys are winning today, sweetie, and there is nothing you can do about it

GIVE CLIPPERS YOUR ENERGY


\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Warriors look shook.

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GO CLIPPIES

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Well, them and the Celtics are winning

If Clippers win this game they should scratch off whoever's name is there and write Doc Rivers in for COTY immediately.

>down by 26 less than a min (game lost) against a team that legitimately has his number
why the fuck is he smiling

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he knows the script fool

GAR EEEE HARRRR IIIISSSS

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Gallinari is fucking trash, bring Zubac in

>curry made a 3
gg clipbros

This serious would be sooo much more hype if it was the lakers instead of the clippers.

the lakeshits have to make the playoffs first

That 4-0 would be hype

THIS IS IT

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Spurs sweep in 7

the lakeshits have to win over 40 games first

Lebron would run over this arrogant fucking half-playing GS team.

I think I know why the Lakers are so terrible now....

They're run by a fucking woman! LMAO

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my clipper

My clippers

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Are out

>only down by 6
not so fast memechuck zooomer

>STAYME7O

A 3-1 series lead is the most dangerous lead

curry's not gonna have to bad games in a row senpai. clips are done

fucking clops get your shit together

Mah nigga Iguodala is on steroids (literally)

LOU FUCKING THREW THE GAME AWAY

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>any e-celeb
>good

if i was a knickerbocker id be right pissed at the sixers for this shit

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can they drug test Iguodala?

who the fuck can actually guard KD? Maybe only Giannis and Kawhi?

For real

me

nobody since the league office will get a stern talking to if they attempt it

everyone’s been talking about this lately

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why are the warriors just allowed to travel? they never get called on travelling

>1.5% chance of 1st pick
can't wait for Zion to come home lads

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Lakies are getting Zion.

>sweeps

anyone else?

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Are you implying the Knicks aren't likely to win the rigging? Do you think James Dolan is hated by Silver?

>guard KD
>warriors FO sends tapes of your defense to the league to tell daddy silver

don't hate the player, hate the game

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i'll believe it when it happens desu

I mean, they gifted the 76ers Ben Simmons in exchange for firing Hinkie

rumor is silver wanted dolan to sell and he refused

Ben Simmons will never learn to shoot.

If the Knicks get 4, we know that's true. 2-3, it was truly random. 1, New York Market Matters, baby

I'm mad as fuck desu, if only someone would set off an explosive in the Warriors locker room

Well, Warriors are winning it all again

Simmons can shoot, it's a mental thing

And Shaq could drain threes in shootaround. Who gives a fuck though?

The Clippers just need a top 10 player and they'll be elite

The fact that a starting lineup with 2 rookies and Jamychal Green at center is competitive with the warriors is hilarious.

steph curry should be shot

get chucked
lets say for another 3 long years
just how mad does it take for anyone to say such a thing

Predictions on my Rapties tonight?

That's too good for him. He should be run over with a wheat thresher

lose a meme game to the magic before they close the series out desu

big w on the scoreboard

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i give a fuck, i need simmons to be able to shoot threes when he comes and plays for my lakeshits :)

Kawhi said he’s feeling better :)

Kill yourself

kawaii anime canadian dinosaur man drops 50

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>Kawaii was feeling sick the other day
>turns out he caught Ebola from Siakam
>he survived and is ready to ice Orlando
*dabs*

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not gonna do it
nice (:

damn he really is a fun guy...

What kind of a fraud team doesn't even sweep the 1st round anyway

Milwaukee Frauds and Boston Fraudtics faced teams without their best player

And who did the raptors face? Terrence Ross and Michael Carter-Williams?

Orlando was 21-9 after the All-Star break. They are a decent team compared to 7th seeds of the past. Especially with a 20/12 All-Star

420 blaze it

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Got worse with each line

Give me one (1) reason Wardell Stephen Curry shouldn’t be the MVP. The Warriors suck dick, frankly, when he isn’t on the floor. He is the Warriors and elevates everyone else exponentially.
>muh Reddit Giganigga
>muh Doorstopper Peepee Man
>muh fat Slavic passing big
None compare to Wardell’s impact and skill.

Orlando had either the easiest or 2nd easiest schedule in the league post-allstar. And in the games they played against actual teams, the actual teams rested their stars.

Who the fuck calls Curry Wardell? I bet not even his parents do.

he's a faggot and he ruined basketball

>worst team has nearly 1/2 chance to fall 4 spots
Why the fuck is this allowed? I don't enjoy tanking either but that seems way overboard.

where's my rapties vs mage thread

Anyone tried proper number 12 yet, is it good?

Will my Magies win bros?

>healthy kawhi
my raps blow them out

SOMEBODY MAKE A GAME THREAD

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Raptors - Magic game thread

>Wardell
You're probs shitpostin but I agree. Curry is lowest key MVP. But because he's a team player and not a average 40ppg for headlines player the media has lost interest.

Going to watch this leaked GOT episode then my Blazies later :)

fuck these faggots. broken unbalanced league, you literally cannot defend this

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Durant going to the Warriors will probably go down as the biggest pussy move ever but hey the nigga wanted rings so whatever

What's the problem? It's just like Barcelona and RM

Raptors are based. Best defense in the league

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