Cockshits @ Jazz Game Thread

He was okay by me

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Lol, I was embarrassed for spazz fans listening to him talk. He pretty much admitted they suck and can't win.

FUK HARDEN

Rockets in 5

It feels weird hearing that great playoff team play over the Bucks, Rockets, and Celtics murder scenes

you've been warned

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GO HARDEN GO

Jazz fans are some of the most based in the league

>Kicking out a fan for heckling the away team
What a bunch of pussies lmao

>2-0 was the first time the Rockets trailed in 92 minutes

Series extended, on orders from the league. Easy blowout incoming.

is that a girl or a 13yo boy commentating?

sort it out rockets

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u fuggin racist

Doris Burke

looks like a tranny, so I'm really confused

>heckling is now a bannable offense

Kekking at the NBA desu

mitchell is a real nigga

>Harden caught on the meme kickout
POTTERY

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utah channeling the power of white people

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what a grating voice regardless

shiiiieeet jazz finna hold homecourt and make this shit interesting

LMAO

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she lookin cute as fuck tonight fellas

I hate that old scrawny white ref

No it isn't, the chick who did the football games had a grating voice.

Harden is gay.

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Rockets getting dabbed on already

Rubio took 9 seconds to get past half court

>Get home, turn on game
>Female commentator
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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about time

aint seen that gimmicky arse force him right shit yet, good job jaxzzz

Fuck that cringefaggot Ingles. 'Kets will come back

Rubio is awful and it's hilarious that Utah thinks they need him

mah boi tucker

thank you pj

Sign Kemba

>Fuck that cringefaggot Ingles
ingleberry

>Ingles-Harden
lefties rise up

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>they're still reaching

Gay as fuck, the home fans are supposed to be allowed to do that shit. Hell flopper is pretty tame.

you reach, he'll teach

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>flopper
holybased

It's crazy how many teams run 3 pt plays for bad shooters because "muh overall efficiency, muh 3pts is better than 2". So you have yours rubios, myles turners and embiid chucking up 3 3s is succession

>talking heads fellating Flopden already
>why is this player arguing a call against him? It's anuddah shoah!

Donovan Brickell

jazz fans are fucking annoying

stop missing free throws

ingles slapped him

how long until there is a fist fight? this game is going to be so heavily reffed

Venusaur is a frog

Irrelevant. He still has a right to make his case

Got dam not even two minutes into to game this bitch nigga crying to the refs for fucking fouls

Literally everyone is wearing the shirts, love jazz crowds

They're free (not really). All fans wear the free shit

Looks like a klan rally

>Slowed down, dramatic lyrics sung by some whore who sounds like she's half-asleep
Literally every song cover in 2019

quality post

OUT HOUS3

where'd the crowd go? 5 minutes ago it was deafening

Would Utah have gotten brutally raped against the Blazers too?

Is there a bigger cuck in the league than Kyle Korver?

>Jazz crowd looks like the fucking ethnostate
Based

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Nope, cant see that happening

houston floppets

Can harden go a possession without whining to the refs? Jesus

because it's easier than designing plays to get a look at the rim

why watch the nba if youre racist idgi

lets stop getting blocked guys

Why not :))))

>anyone selling shit immigrants

what is wrong with the rockets free throws tonight

Basketball was originally a white sport

Not even going to show a replay if the 'foul' because they know it would make harden look bad.

korver sucks in the same tier as jj reddick

You can feel the white wrath building in this arena, if Harden gets a few more free throws he won't escape alive

Gobert should have been a Spur. No need for LMA if he was around.

korver told you to apologize for this shit now do it

No :)))))))))))

pay up whitey

ball dont lie

>The Spuds
>With that unskilled of a big
Couldn’t see it. If he played for poop he’d be a gimmick who didn’t play in 4th quarters, a la Boban.

grab the freaking rebound

utah is going to lose. All the momentum in the world yet they barely have a lead

NOOOOOO HARDEN CANT WIN HES A FLOPPER HE ONLY SCORES FREE THROWS

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Every defensive slip is feasted upon, and they can’t hit open corner 3s. It’s a rough look for the huwite team

Harden is literally the most soipilled player in the NBA

>t. Doesn’t watch the Timberpups

Houston fucked up the first round of the West by not trying in the reg season. They are the second best team in the Nba and should have stomped some random scrub team, not my Jizzies.

RIV3RS

No way Jazz will keep it up.

How did this 45 year old dad Joe Ingles finesse his way into the NBA?

Jingles looking to drop a nigger or two

that would be korver

I want a fight so bad

At this rate there definitely will be one

Harden is ass

>88

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change the momentum

which pokemon game should i play at halftime?

>espn broadcasting a major sport
>some washed up dyke is commentating
Like clockwork

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onions and cuck

heartgold

>tech on ingles
fucking soft

dude, your chinese stream is like 5 minutes behind...

H A R D
I N

Absolutely dastroyed

wake the fuck up

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Leave it to Ken Mauer to spice up a game with questionable calls

>announcers suddenly gone

how do i get this feature permanently?

>Slams lil mitchi in the ground
fair game

makeup call

ESPN app you can choose game audio only, during MNF they even had a feature where you could choose your commentary if you didn't like the girl

>refsusuck chant every game so far

why would you want it gone? Doris is based and calling out the refs for sucking.

>he doesn't know about NBA VR

Still can't put away Houston.

Harden will be gone by late third. Get ready Houston. Refball inbound.

Harden is chocking today huh

ironic that rockets would be upset by it tho

>0-12 from the field
nothing of value is lost

So *this* is the annual Har_3n shits the bed game. Nice!

>Cockshits fan whining about refball
Laffin

JINGLED

CP3

being a rockets fan is suffering this time of year

>that utah fan flopping
lmao

cp for 3!

Kekd, saw that too. Someone webm it please

I guess thats fair actually

come on

>ball goes over his face as camera zooms in
kino

he's gonna get a lifetime ban

its more surprising that chris paul isnt injured

>harden

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DONT FUCK
WITH JOE INGLES

0-10

jesus the MVP is being a straight up liability today for Houston

dantonti better chew these guys out

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absolute kino today almost every game

JINGLE BELLS MOTHERFUCKERS

>0/10
james fartden

harden status?

OH NO NO NO NO

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Playoff Harden

Kentucky fried chicken and waffles

playoff harden activated

imagine having an orgasm about leading by 5 at halftime

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SEETHING spic

he's the softest coach in the league and refuses to believe that his no defense approach is a liability

john wall and mario tier sh ook

Morey compiling tape of O'Neale's defense on Haren to send to Silver as we speak

so mad

jazz only up by 5

jesus christ

ah the Golden State Warriors technique

you seem shook

but reeee woman reeeee

they truly are light years ahead

I'd say Scott Brooks is worse. His entire coaching plan is 3rd grade shit of just giving it to the best player and hope for the best.

why don't more teams play that defense on harden? they just don't care to tryhard on the regular season or what? james harden never connects from mid-range, if you defend him from his side to prevent the 3 and stepback 3 he can't do shit

Harden is shook but luckily Chris is there to prevent his choking

A sentence I never thought I'd read

Extremely Seething and Incredibly Shook

ate too much Mexican food going for a walk for halftime

Chris never was a choker desu
When he was healthy he had bad teammates
When he had good teammates he wasn't healthy

careful not to lonzo your pants.

defense like that is a team thing and most teams don't care about defense

8002738255

There's not enough good rim protectors and wing defenders to go around.

are those chads gonna smash Doris

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CHADS behind the ESPN commentators

Based Utah ethnostate

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need a better second half

quit air balling

>Fartden literally scared to take any shot
KEK

they won't beat the Warriors with a performance like this

As soon as harden shows up this games over

>tfw Ingles last second 1st half shot cashes Jazz 1st half bet -2.5

Non betting Sportsball plebs will never know this feel

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why arent the Rockets players trying to run plays to get Harden going?

>people laughing at harden
he is 0-11, he personally has cost the Rockets 11 posessions, and the jazz are only ahead by a few points

>flop to get ft's
>miss ft's
what did he mean by this

yeah, it's pathetic, both of these teams are, they're going to get blown out next round whoever advances

>Rubio out-Hardening Harden
This is the best fucking game

this team cant do anything right tight now

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yeah but it would be funnier if the rockets lost in the first round

>refball

Utah has to win at least ONE game amirite

>running plays for harden
do you not know how the rockets play?

Literally nobody other than Mitchell on the Jazz can hit a non-layup

>0-12

Klay and Iggy are going to absolutely consume Hardens asshole arent they

make a shot already

betting on the rockets to win next game is free money

what's the record, we have to be getting close

This.

Houston is basically playing without a guy, that guy being their bread-and-butter player, and they’re only down a few possessions.

Maybe the other way around.

I think Harden will be eating THEIR asses.

is harden taking a dive?

Because Utahs offense is trash and Mitchel isnt good enough in isolation to take advantage

>wwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh why is HOU having a subpar game on the road in game 3 up 2-0 after back to back 30 point blowouts

Fucking retard sportsball idiots make me sick. Do you morons even watch sports? Do you understand human psychology? Do you expect teams to never have a let down? Do you know Utah was favored to win tonight?

It is historically proven that teams down 2-0 at home in game 3 win at a very high rate. Anyone with a clue knew Utah would win tonight.

Fucking kill yourselves, all of you

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utah should be up 30

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>Cant fight the seether

So if Houston wins will you stop posting here forever?

but my rockets need the sweep to increase the shots of beating the warriors so I'm going to complain

cope

>only up by 6
>league MVP is oh for
are you so sure the Jazz are winning this? harden can't miss all his shots, right?

Barry Sanders is from my hometown. He appears in local commercials sometimes.

bitch he might

I would enjoy this very much, but it's highly unlikely

Fartden is Chris Davising it, nigga finna miss 53 straight

i mean Harden has set records for ineptitude in the playoffs

>>hahaha jazz are shit because they're holding harden to 0 fg made and are only ahead by 5
>not realizing that the "MVP" hasn't made a basket

>Jazz favoured
>tie game with Harden shooting less than 10%

The absolute state

>tfw you say nigga around kyle korver and then he pulls you aside and explains why we aren’t allowed to say that word

PJ

and also asks for you to give money to the first 3 black people you see

is harden actually not playing offense rn? it seems like he's just backed up the last few possessions

did you morons read the article?

>0-13

stop playing so soft at the rim capela

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Harden was the MVP last year (or year before) iirc and he is notoriously the greatest playoff choke this generation. What’s your point?

Also
>inb4 Joker gets MVP and us Coloradoans lose our fucking minds

No reason to. He's already thinking bout the second round

stop missing

Hi Cuckver

Harden SACKED by oneale

I’m not mormon

and he requests you introduce your 4’ 11” 90lb Asian girlfriend to them

Not like I’d know

BASED Utah tackling Flopden

LMAOOOOO

Harden is fine. Cap it

I’m laughing so fucking hard at james soften

harden nooooooo

dude, what a fucking flop

god i wish harden is injured

WE DID IT, HARDEN IS KILL

FAKING AN INJURY

>dirty fucking jizz tryin knockout a real contender cos they suck so much ass
fucking disgusting

>0-13
I thought basedgod lifted the curse?

Desu even this game if Houston gets a considerable lead they should just take him out until Game 4 unless they get too close to throwing it away

Same with Game 4

crying hollywood bitch
space jam 2 cast confirmed

HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE A LAYUP

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>tackling Harden so he stays with the o fer

I wish Harden tore his acl

why did that dumbass body slam harden into the sideline lol

>ref talking to commentators

for what purpose? fuck off you attention whore

LMFAO harden literally diving

finally have a lead

lovin these closeups of Doris. that fine bitch needa put that red lipstick on this dick.

wheres Meta when you need him

>rockets fans attempting to cope with the fact that harden cant make a field goal

HAHAHAHAHA JAZZ ARE ASS THEYRE TIED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MURDERBALL

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harden be givin out acting lessons lmao cmon rivers that was almost too much

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>running into a player to get the free throw line

based kenny refusing to reward inside the actor's studio-tier flopping

>sack Harden for ofur
>don’t succesfully break his neck/back
>miss open dunk

The state of Jizz

another dirty play THROW SOMEBODY OUT YOU FAGGOTS

This is a fucking comedy LMFAO

they're losing, bud

that's a foul on rivers

favors LOL

Are my Jazzies done already?

Why does he wear the mask?

Thank you Doris for keeping it real

>0-14 on a block
Nice "MVP"

Has flopping like soccer bitches always been a thing in the nba? Or is this a zoomer phenomenon?

>being down against the Rockets when Harden is playing like shit

the clown world meme is cringe

typical playoff harden

Lol I could care less about either team, the Jazz just suck and it’s blatantly obvious

LEAVE JAMES ALONE

I’ve never seen a worse “playoff” team than the Jazz

holy shit
haren shook as fuck

when NBA players started drafting and playing euro-league it greatly increased

ginobili was the originator of the common era

it was started by european ballers and spread like the plague

its been thing for a while.

>That counts as a shot attempt now he's 0 for 14
hahahahaha

Nobody knew who he was until he put it on

*wraps sister’s mom’s thong over my head for a Brazzer’s meme*

>I could care less
alright, get back to us when you could NOT care less

Get a load of this faggot, they always do that on national tv games you dumb fucking nigger

its annoying yes but effective

utah is retarded and they're focusing the entire defense on harden while literal whos take easy layups. everyone knows the correct strategy is let the star score his and shut down everyone else

She’s MILF as fuck dude are u GAAAYYYYY?

Even the Pacers and Pistons would at least a 10pt lead right now on Rockets, Houston is literally trying to throw the game for the NBA bc sweeps aren’t good for business

Lol holy fuck how the fuck are detoilet and Utah even in the fucking playoffs. Fucking playoffs should start at the second round. Get these scrubs the fuck outta here. Waste of time.

This utah team is dogshit on offense and has the moat average basketball players on the bench. Raul neto woudnt sniff a minute on an euroleague team

>Harden shook af
>Rockets still winning

Utah is so ass lmfao, fucking shit team

watch your step

>0-14
>MVP

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Fucking based, I too wish to rub my cock all over her face, I want Dorris to taste my precum

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das rite, stay mad

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you got it buddy

>nine(9) missed free throws in the 3q

Korver, you owe that man reparations !

this refball.....

>that tard scream after dunking

the manimal

wew Silver really called in and said to make this shit a series?

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You can't complain about the refs when Harden is 0 for 14

Faried with the ferocious slam

>houston is sending tape to the league office as we speak

reminder austin rivers is one of the worst basketball players in the history of the nba

ahahaha
> woahawawa
wtf was that dunk reaction

Why does Harden get so much shit nowadays? He doesn't get as many meme foul calls anymore. He adds something to his incredibly complete offensive game every year. He's shown an ability to carry a team. He makes his teammates better. Obviously we should meme when he's putting up a 0fer put I still think he's elite.

make up call

can we hurry up I have church tomorrow

>believing and giving money to sky people

shhh let us enjoy our shitposting.

is this bait

Stop posting and get back out there James!

>going to church

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he's clearly one of the best offensive attackers in the history of the game, but he also often sucks to watch so that annoys people

also, he's 0fer

Fartden is indeed adept at isochucking but he still lives off flopping and whining to the refs if anyone touches him. This type of game is life-affirming

Interesting. Euros spreading their gayness is to blame again

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who knew that the best way to make this a series was to have Harden miss every shot?

The jazz should be banned from the playoffs

Same but AM shift

Thank God you Christbros will be in church all day tomorrow, Sunday’s are usually the worst because the nuts are out - now they’ll just be at church

>church

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>this ass-ravaged damage-controlling pooston redditor
i for one would love to tongue james' snaggletooth as he insistently tugs on my senor penor

>RUBIO

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i'm bout to fuck off to /gif/ this halftime, need some black on white action after this

this is one awful game. How do you even root for any of these teams/players? Everyone is so unlikable

did he just forget how to finish at the rim at all?

who the fuck besides mormons are Jazz fans? Why is their stadium actually packed with fans?

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It’s the 4th Quarter

Mormons are in love with money. Spending it. Earning it.

he and his "game" are complete cancer

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why is this so hot what is wrong with me

>tfw no arthoe gf

lol Rivers sucks

Harden's free throw rate this year was actually significantly below his career average

cp3 is cool

If all you had to do in Utah was go to church and wash your magic underwear why wouldn’t you be there?

the majority of the state is mormon user

as a jazz fan
both these teams are ass

Based

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absolute state

>chain smoking hag
>milf
ok gramps if you say so

there is literally nothing in utah except the jazz

The Jazz are good, actually

this is also true to be honest

>Harden's free throw rate this year was actually significantly below his career averag
Because refs literally changed how they made calls to account for his faggotry. It hasn't been for his lack of trying

Based Kyle Korver is still relevant in 2019, he's boomer inspo

>the refs allow him to do this and nobody else
is silvers era a joke?

I just like watching basketball after I get off work idk

I don’t care who wins I just don’t want to go to bed yet since I just got home

JESUS HARDEN MAKE ONE SHOT JUST ONE I IMPLORE YOU

how did Utah even get the 5th seed? I think even the Clippers would BTFO this shitty team

respect your elders
one day you’ll be like us

harden is finna hit 0 fg and get the win just to dab on the haters

GR33N

Ohio should be nuked

>0-15

If this happens I’d be elated
Couldn’t care less but the absolute state of 0furs

Build the momentum

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I mean, this is the thing with Harden. If the refs are going to call fouls on you no matter what, you might as well be physical when you hit him.

What’s wrong with Ohio? Great state. If I had the opportunity I’d go back forever.

>0-16

Harden with the psychological sabotage. Imagine losing a game where he hit 0 fg

it's over for the Jazz this is where Rockets take off

if Ohio was nuked we wouldn't have them.

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>harden still being doubled

just fucking lol

he cameth

All of this trouble by Harden and they just took the lead. Utah needs to get a lot more ball handlers.

finally scored fags

Entirely possible. We live in clown world so why not? Fuck it.

ITS OGRE 50 POINT BLOWOUT INCOMING

Wtf did we do to you hat fag leafs

makes up for the 15 missed shots desu

>12 pts
>one field goal on a dunk
I don't want houston fans saying he's not a meme

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>1-17

I wish I wish he didn’t make that I am so angry angry so angry he HAD to 0fur to take the piss out of Utah Harden you idyit

>gloating about 1-16
Ebin

sp BTFO. harden is still the best player in the game

>doubling harden
>not just covering his right side
wew even the busck could figure this out, isn't Utah's defense elite

>Harden scored

it's ogre.

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Please dont fuck this up Jazz, come on

ok ill give your korver...but hes cucked now
>jazz
>good
have you been watching this game?
cmon, cp3 is bitch made
based wagecuck

Giannis who?

How aren't the Jazz winning? are they this incompetent?

>mitchell is 10-15 from the FT line
what did he mean by this?

because their stupid gameplan to double harden and let everyone else score isn't working

>isn't Utah's defense elite
No. They never close to elite, they literally don’t have good athletes on that team, how can they play defense?

>cmon, cp3 is bitch made
what did he mean by this

>hair

they just aren't that good

Harden just dabbed on the jazz-holes

The Utah Jazz? More like the Utah Jokezz lmao

HARD3N

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Activate it

>makes 2 shots
>tries to get a meme foul

>"made two in a row"
>not only saying this but saying it when one of them was a dunk
Commentator dicksucking of Fartden is truly a sight to behold

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harden is GOAT

>jazz music stops

>ONLY down by 1
>crowd fucking erupts

Is this just Jazz basketball

Harden is styling on them niggas lmfao

The discussion was already centered around FGs

Harden hit a 3?

>You niggas in trouble
You niggas in trouble
>You niggas in trouble
You niggas in trouble
>You niggas in trouble
You niggas in trouble
>You niggas in trouble
You niggas in trouble
>You niggas in trouble
You niggas in trouble

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>dorris burke moaning on air

>>”two in a row”
>>one was a dunk

AND he’s still 2-19 lmfao

cp3 faked everyone out

Imgine getting dabbed on by a guy who is 2-17

Just tuned in. Who's having a bad game? I heard someone is having a terrible game.

>squad full of literally who's, not even one star
>completely incompetent, still gonna lose a game where le epic beard man went 0-16
>coach is a moron who still has players double teaming le epic beard man even though he can't shoot today

How the fuck are they the 5th seed? OKC, Spurs, and even the Clippers would BTFO this shit. This team is Lelkers tier.

Name her Yea Forums

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Harden's in for a threat post-game!

Imagine if Mitchell was good how much the Jazz would be up

gramps gives up his dream car, that shit gay yo

that 240Z/S30 commercial hurts my heart every time guys I s2fg it’s like they read my mind to make that commercial

Rubio

Donovan Mitchell is good

>casual thinks jazz are losing the only game win they're meant to win

This team got readily BTFO by the lelkers

Is harden actually just throwing this game cause I dont see how he could be playing this bad against this trash team

spaceballs

Joseph Homberg

2-19

people say "having a daughter is ultimate cuck", but no, THAT commercial is the ultimate cuck

he's been bad but theyre also selling out completely and doubling him

Grandma Aquanet III

are all thunder franchise players equally frauds or is there a hierarchy to how much they choke?

Harden is such a good human being, gets hit so much and never makes a case out of it.

>implying Harden is going to have a repeat of this in Game 4

C L O S E O U T

was it a commercial for the US military?

yeah

>KD

Westbrook really is good but he just has 11 niqqas around him who suck

what the fuck was that lob?

Dont meme this shit donovan

Harden is fucking hilarious

>these cringey missed alley hoops

I hate Hardon and the Cockets but fuck I hope they win so this series ends ASAP

That might be it for the Jazz

lmfao Ingles fucking suck, why do you faggots meme him?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks gordon

This. If you actually watch his games he passes 80% of the time when he has an easy bucket to a teammate who bricks the shot. And then he decides to take difficult shots instead randomly

This game is like one of those meme videos where it’s intentionally pitch corrected incorrectly and right when you think something is going to be right, it’s all fucky.

any possibility this goes to OT?

It must suck to live in Utah as an NBA player

I mean hey if Blowharden makes 2 or 3 shots next game you can basically guarantee a sweep

OH NONONONONONONO

Refs are giving you the game Jazz!

Lol Harden decided to start trying

MITCHELL AGAIN

HARD3N

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

absolute bullshit

ANOTHER BLOCK

AND THE REFS BAIL GAYDEN OUT YET AGAIN

WE ALL LOSE WHEN HARDEN WINS

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watch out Rudy gonna cry again

this is so sad

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

Honestly yeah, Westbrook reminds me of LBJ with the Cavs, except Westbrook’s OKC bricks more than James-era Cleveland.

I like Westbrook. I think if he wasn’t committed to being the face of OKC he’d be on a good team winning rings.

The crowd is literally 100% white people

if i ever am a millionaire
i want to hire someone to shoot james harden in the fucking face

are you fucking kidding me? he's putting his contacts in the middle of a playoff game? lmfaooooooooooooo

>pleading
Already thinking about next game and given up on this one huh my my how the tune changes

MITCHELL YOU FUCKING SUCK AND HARDEN IS THE GOAT

Imagine harden playing this bad and still being unable to beat him lmao

surprise surprise HOU gets bailed by refball at the very end

>3 for 19
>21 points
explain this

Fuck man I just cant get a win

>hit defender in the face
>foul's on him

This is kind of sad because the jazz are doing whatever they can and they just don't have a real chance

All those angry mormons

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Lmaoooooo Rockets bitching about refball all fucking game and they STILL get the calls when they actually matter. Can't make this shit up

Is their a cringier and more pathetic thing than Utah sports? It's a state full of cringy, religious white people, I would kms if I was forced to live there.

they got hit you fucking moron

Are you kidding? A whole ocean of white pussy, all up for grabs.

nba.com/media/dleague/1314-nba-rule-book.pdf

Why the flying fuck do they play defense BEHIND the player now?

TUCKER WITH THE CLUTCH REBOUND UTAH JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

TUCKER CAN'T STOP HUSTLING

The Jazzholes ACTUALLY managed to lose this game

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>Tfw u realize harden was trying to get 4-20 all along

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i mean nba niggas could be swimming in white pussy in any state, why does it have to be fucking Utah?

Rockets in 4

CRY YOU MORMON FAGGOTS CRY YOUR GOD CANT SAVE YOU SO CRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yay lets defend harden from behind, that will do it

harder is cancer

>refball
>Golbert literally falls on top of Harden
Lolok

???

A sweep would mean Houston wins this, so no pleading.

Also

>tfw 101-99 with 10.6 left in the game and Gordon shooting for 2

*forces you to live there*

yeah being you, shitposting on Yea Forums

Imagine losing after their MVP shoots for 5% from the field

only harden because they're double teaming him. if he drives, there's someone in front and he can't do his patented step back if the guy is behind him

CP fouling out incoming

TUCKER WITH THE DAGGER

Utah is all white. Believe it or not, most major cities in the US are mostly minorities.

mitchell brick coming up

This is horrific. Are all Rockets games like this?

both mvp candidate got exposed today

Fuck man, gueess Im drinking a bit more than i should today. Dont give me hope just to take it away you fuckers, dont even want an OT now.

lebron should have went to houston

Its been working though. Refball saving him

This.

The Jazz are playing to (probably) the best of their ability and still can’t beat an off-night Harden etc.

At least they’re trying. Harden just flops and waits for the late call. Not that it’s not a tactic, but Utah is really, really trying.

I WISH THE JAZZ WOULD WIN
BUT THEY WONT
THEY WILL LOSE
AND THEY DESERVE IT

I hope this is a wakeup call to just how bad their team is. They've been middling playoffs for the last few years, and they've refused to pay the price to get actual FAs. I seriously hope that they manage to turn their shit around this summer

Best city ever, white pride

>its a mitchell gets no separation from a Gobert screen, and chucks a contested brick episode

>Gordon
It's tucker, holy shit casual doesnt even know the personnel he's repping and wants to talk playoff endgame basketball as if babby actually risked something behind his babbyshittalk

The MVP is ironically neither harden or giannis it's gonna be lebron somehow

donovan mitchell will get an and-1 but miss the FT screencap this

It's over.

they are gonna let korver shoot it. and he'll miss

Mitchell is a homeless man's Kyrie

PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SHUFFLIN
SHUFFLIN

If he wanted to win, yes, obviously. But he wanted to do all his side projects.

Jazz will win all other games.

MITCHELL HAS NO CLUTCH GENE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Mitchell

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Not just white pussy, FORBIDDEN FRUIT white pussy.

I know a LOT of Mormon girls who held their hymen until marriage because they really believe in that.

That being said so many of those girls were also closet FREAKS because they lived that sheltered lifestyle.

Shit where do I sign up to play Utah sports

BASED

good guys lost

He was WIDE OPEN

zzzzzzzzzzz

mmm look at all those blondes in utah
black man's paradise right there

remember when Mitchell was a thing?

OGRE

>Brickchell

ben simmons was definitely ROTY, sorry jizz lole

if my team had to play the Cockshits in a playoff series I would just shoot myself. I feel sorry for Jazz fans

I say lol

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200IQ big brain wojack play

I thought refs swallow their whistle in the playoffs? Most of Harden's points are FTs..

>pussy is the only thinf to look for in a city

virgins detected

Life has no more meaning for me, if we lost this game there is no way we are winning all other 4

Wasn't a rookie

>no NBA team in history has come back from 0-3

That's what I'm saying

>those salty looks of the utah fans

bawlgame nigga gg jizzies

Imagine unironically thinking Silver will grant Chris Paul's decaying body and the Cockshits two days extra rest waiting for the Golden State Warriors to wrap up their series

>harden plays the worst game in his career
>jazz still chokes away the win

Mormons wtf are you doing?

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fuck this gay ass game

>harden has 14 free throws
>mitchell has 18

yep, definitely refball for the rockets!

oof

harden still ended up with 22 points

i cant be a jazz fan anymore
i live here, and i just cant do it
they are so ass
why the fuck are they playing literal who's out on the court? where was thabo? where was dante? oh that's right, they spent that money on injury prone fuckwads who don't have the shooting they need in today's game

>TOP 10 POSTS THAT AGED BADLY

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>Harden literally didn’t know how bad he did
>stuttering and bugged out during interview

Confirmed Harden really did pull a JR Smith and was high all game on 4/20.

>and the Jazz still lost

at least you didn't overpay for hayward

None of them were flops for fucking once either.

Literally what country are you from and why are you so upset

Sounds right

LMAO WHAT A FAG HOLY SHIT

That wasn't my question. Everyone was claiming before the playoffs that refs hardly call fouls during them.

huh? what about the truth bothers you so much reddit?

why am i upset that my team lost
i knew they were gonna lose
even when they were up, it felt like borrowed time

i wish we could have played any other team in the west instead of the rockets

over 20 gifted points for harden

Not by a longshot. I’m just implying that if I’m a big black professional athlete and I have to be stuck in Utah... You know, when in Rome.

Mitchell had more FT

Please never post on Yea Forums again.

What is utah equivalent in european city?

Isolated village in Swiss Alps

Utah Jazz more like Utah Ass lmao

Innsbruck