/hoc/

really made me think

It's technically true. What do you have to say for yourself Canada

go knights

>literally only 6 shots through 2 periods
How can the jets be this trash

/cric/

>Stl is up on Winnipeg, likely leaving Toronto as the only Canadian team left.
Prepare for a million Laff posters tomorrow

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reminder that i'm done bullying ukraine and would honestly like to see some ukrainian cultural posts from him

We really out here

>yfw all the canadian teams are out in round 1
>canada’s sport

HAHA IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S ONLY 5 CANADIAN TEAMS OR WHATEVER

seconded

Lmao look at that monkey

>6 shots

>3 of the 16 teams are Canadian
>2 of which have yet to prove themselves in playoff hockey still

The coyotes should go back to the Kachinas full time

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Ottawa still counts

he has the potential to be cool like the latvian breadbro

>The only national ambassador of the sport
>Can't win the championship

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Literally 7.

>1996 was 40 years ago

You invented it, at least monkey ball is consistently won by Americans even internationally

i'm getting all emotional, niqqa

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gay

Ummm no sweetie. There's 6. Ottawa, Toronto, Edmonton, Calgary, Montreal, and Winnipeg

dumb hohol

Canada is cringe

>Vancouver

You forgot buffalo, retard

Halifax Hals WILL win the Cup for Canada

Buffalo is Canadian dummy. That's 7.

>6 fucking shots on goal
Someone kill Winnipeg this is the saddest display yet
How dare you forget Vancouver. The BEST Canadian team

Tell us a story of your homeland

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Canadians win the stanley cup every single year

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Those are americans
#meltingpot

Thought Walker was Aussie desu

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based cope retarded leaf

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>forgetting 04 Calgary

Fuck off Bettman

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>Vancouver. The BEST Canadian team
they're literally the worst

who?

No, sweetie.

Jets elimination day

Hmm. What Canadian team has won their conference in the past decade?

Blues 2nd goal shouldn't have counted 2bh, Maroon held the goalie's glove

How is Ukraine's English so good?

this is the way the jets end
this is the way the jets end
this is the way the jets end
not with a bang
but with a whimper

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Its not like the blues even have a big lead. So why are the jets dead? Don't want a game 7 on home ice?

what got you so mad to post this at a mongolian basket-weaving imageboard, ese?

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Business idea: Have a dedicated off-ice official for each game who can assess penalties that the on-ice officials miss (or overturn bad penalties called by on-ice officials). The off-ice official cannot stop play though, their calls are assessed at the next stoppage of play.

Does Ukraine have town rapists or is that just in Moldova?

tried to give ukraine a chance, but he hasn't posted anything worthwhile and seems like a bit of a cunt
support rescinded

>toronto will lose the next 2 games
"no"

who's your team m8

terrible

>JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS

Schwartz with the unbelievable patience

>jestst
it's over it's really over

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU

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>seeking burger approval

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LOSERbeg SAMS BTFO

SCHWARTZING all over the great white north.

USA USA USA

F

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business idea: replace overtime with the two teams fighting until only players from one team are still conscious

chuggipeg justs

Send them back to Atlanta as punishment

unironically >rags
Just trying to brainstorm business ideas that might piss off bettman

Please answer

kinda sad >we don't get to cut the jet in half again this year lads

Let's go Blues!
Let's go Blues!
Let's go Blues!

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>i'm getting all emotional, niqqa
fuck off

They collapsed at the last minute last game so there's no fight left in them

blues isles final
dont @ me

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SHIT TEAM
SHIT FANS
SHIT FRANCHISE
SHIT CITY
SHIT PROVINCE

>SAM

AHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Holy Kek 2 of the three Canadian teams are eliminated
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH 1993

business idea: the nhl implements a "you must be this tall to play" rule (6'2 minimum) to filter out all manlets

Based periodic table leaf poster

>post yfw 1st round isn't even over and the >laffs are already canada's last hope

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>hating Winnipeg
Do they even have Canadian rivals?

>what is sarcasm

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I unironically thought the Jets were going far after reaching 3rd round last year. Their decline was impressive.

Give me your most smug Blues memes

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is this the worst game of buffs career?

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it's just an immensely hateable city

Do Americans really celebrate when a team full of big strong Canucks win a cup for their city? That's pretty cucked

Rumor has it Sam sudoku'd, pay your respects to his tortured soul

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I'll do you one better

>post yfw the inevitable delicious tears from laffs elimination day just became even sweeter since now they're carrying the entire country

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YOU LOOK NERVOUS
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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mfw even if they beat Boston they'll lose to the teds

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Is sam okay?

kek yeah they're massive cucks, it's hilarious

what did byfuglien do to get arrested

Liverpool’s best players are muslims and a favela monkey Fitizen

It really is the enema bag of a mediocre province. Can't even build a railway to the coast.

implying we give a fuck

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drunk boating on lake minnetonka

>Toronto
>Canada

like 60% of your people died off because there were no potatoes. You don't get to talk about anything to do with western civilization you absolute blight on the white race

>canadians get cucked by the usa
>cope posters trying to n-no you the situation
wew lads, have some dignity

Why do Americans live vicariously through the success of region based hockey teams?

>Canadian NHL teams
>playoffs

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cope

absolutely based

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Caps are niggers

Do you celebrate when another man makes your oneitis cum too?

i have to agree, getting hammered on a boat is fun as fuck, sucks if the lake police pop you but drunk boating is like nothing else

someone needs to post the japaan basketball copypasta

I dont think so, hes usually here sharing his adventures and shitting on the preds once in a while

Party Rock is in the house tonight

Does Sam have a dad? Do natives raise their kids?

>ELEVEN
ELEVEN
>SHOTS
SHOTS

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Let's be real here all the best players are Canadian so as Americans we have no real room to make fun of Canadian hockey

TAkEEEEE MEEEEEE HOMEEEEEEEEE

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shut up faggot

>Blues fans singing Take me home
Based

11 (eleven) shots (shots) on goal (on goal)

Thanks for the clarification bud :)

ALMOST HEAVEN

WEST VIRGINIA

pls respond

based cope proxy leaf

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the number is supposed to be in parentheses

Except there's been 12

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The Blues are basically the Preds if they were likeable

And without Finnish goaltending

>92211606
LOOK HOW MAD HE IS HAHAHAHAHA

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C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K

He was just excited for Emperor Palpatine while his wife was getting dicked at the spa

To be fair the Emperor is the best character

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youtu.be/Sg14jNbBb-8

Fucking based

>cuck cuck cukc cuck cuck cuck
t. constantly seething /pol/ lad

You’re the most boring and worst poster in /hoc/ seriously try Reddit if you don’t like Yea Forums

>reddit reddit reddit reddit
stay seething ya incel neet virgin no friend having pussy.

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good one, when did you find this site?

there's only 1 seethefag here

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>one Canada team to go

Hooray, ewe guise..

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Ladies ladies, you're both gay

If digits
>it was 3-0

p excited for /got/ tomorrow night lads

hahahah wheeler
nice captain ya got there jest

What would Sheev's favorite hockey team be?

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All he does is complain about /pol/ and making fun of women and spams incel almost like he wants 4chinks exactly like Reddit. Doubt he even watches hockey or can explain icing

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RIP in peace Canada's cup chances.

the aboslute state of winniggers

game of reddits

Ottawa you dumb shit

Laffs are winning it all

>muh underrated best character
>turns out to be a meme
This is why no one takes SW seriously

disagree

sure sounds like you're boiling about it m8

Is it time for Bettman to step in and do something about this country?

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>Team 2 of 3 has left the tournament

Feel Good, mang
'Merrica

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>everything popular is reddit

relocanes look pathetic today

gifted 3 power plays in a row and then immediately hand the caps an easy goal

UMMMM BLUEBOIS???

Yes, full ban this country has embarrassed the NHL long enough

he's gonna gift them a team from Miami, sir

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OH NO NO NO NO

yeah I’d prefer it if MY /hoc/ isn’t ruined by the same homofag complaining like a fucking menstruating woman every day

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Holy shit what a finish

>SAM

no, the leafs are not reddit

another one down boys. Blues second-round exit confirmed

Laine relieved he can play fortnite for an extended summer now

>complaining like a fucking menstruating woman every day
I dunno lad, that sounds like something a literal incel would say.

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE WEINERPEG JUSTS

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>american goaltending

going to watch a movie now

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>JESTS

More like loserpeg

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well that series was kino

OH NONONONONONONONO
>JEST >JEST >JEST

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

GET FUCKED LOSERPEG

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>be sam
>lose in the first round
hope he has a lot of mouthwash to drink and gasoline to huff lads

they blue the jets in half

Ive lived with a woman who menstruates for 15 years I deal with it enough go dilate someplace else

>tfw the GOOD guys won today
>tfw the BAD guys lost
>tfw the BAD guys are now out of the playoffs

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there is nothing wrong with Laine playing Fortnite as much as he wants

what movie?

might watch some wwe network

>A FUCKING MUSICAL NOTE BEAT A FIGHTER JET
You can't make this shit up

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>4 goals in 3 months
I'm thinking there's something wrong with it

he's black

IMAGINE getting eliminated by a team that you scored 5(FIVE) goals against
>laine

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eh it was like 6/10

forgot to stick a brainless wojak pic

you misunderstand. he doesn't want to score goals, he wants to play video games. nothing wrong with doing what he wants to do.

I’ll watch something with you m8 what are you thinking

>JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS >JESTS

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LMAO

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>leafs are most* reddit
ftfy

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>go dilate someplace else
This, lads, is literally what /pol/ retards believe actual well-adjusted people in society unironically do.

crapitals are the bad guys

Nothing more kino than the home team clinching a series desu. There just isn't anything better than playoff hockey atmosphere

wienerpeg jests suck penis dick and their fans are MASSIVE faggots who NEVER deserve any happiness in life

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You’ll never be a pretty girl m8

Has anyone been a caps fan prior to last season? fans are as fake as the people who live there

they have the most fans, but the majority of them aren't reddit

::::
What's is everyone going to do after the Canes get beat??

>/based/ball
>TWins @ Blatimore
>Reds at Rocks

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Shame the caps are winning

>post yfw >your team isn't on this list

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rake me harder daddy frog uwu

stay cope m8

cope

>knights not even on that list
>sjs are
/hoc/ btfo

except for btfoing the home team in a series clincher

I can't wait for shitter GMs to talk about how just getting into the playoffs will work because just like this year anything can happen. Not if your team sucks, Benning.

Gloria
Gloria

vidya and DUDE

steaming mad and scared

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haven't the Twins scored 14 runs or something against the O's tonight? last time I checked the bottomline it was a massacre early on

Spooby

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knights unironically make reddit seethe more than they make /hoc/ seethe

In Your House 9, 1996 was the best year

>based ovi
>bad guy
Broons and preddit are the only bad guys left

cope

this, they fucking hate VGK. They absolutely love the Caps

..and you know this how??

leafs have my support to beat boston but after that all bets are off

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Patrician what was the main event? Bret have the belt?

This is literally a reddit opinion, kys leaf

know thy enemy

okay /hoc/, who is the one non-star caliber player you would like to have on >your team?

>user! I'm so happy my Blues won!

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I got the Youtube Premium for the video and music, and I hate to advertise but it's BETTER without the ads
So... much better... I can finally use it in the car
and I realize most people aren't affluent enough afford a monthly luxury ... sorry poor bastards

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because like everyone else here, i check up on r/hockey and hfboards for hockey news. don't have fb or twitter.

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>preds and canes nowhere to be seen
You have some splaining to do /hoc/

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my team is already perfect

Gonna be alot of hill billy hockey in the second round

Camp Cornette vs. Ahmed Johnson HBK and Sid, HBK had the belt

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Well, /hoc/, how reddit is your team?

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dude 1996, is unironically one of the worst years in pro wrestling history. along with anything from 1994/1995

Collage user we need you again

what the fuck you faggots told me nashville was reddit

Would love a meat & potatoes player like McDavid centering >my 4th

based canucks fan

>because like everyone else here
speak for yourself cunt and fuck off back to r*ddit

sorry, couldn't find my /based/ folder at first
*ahem*
13 over 4 at the moment, trying to pop buxton out right nah

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based sexpanthers

>tfw your team is literally the least Reddit

>J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST >J3ST

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Oooooooooooooooooh..
>Daddy like

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that power gap between >rags and fliers

Nope, and there's nothing you can do about it m8. Sorry your country's teams are trash.

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t-they'll get there eventually

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>only 34,000 leafs fans out of half the population of Canada use reddit
yeah this is based

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>my Blues
vacate this premise immediately.

Jest aren't relevant enough for one in my eyes. It'd ruin the specially of them if I did one for every team. Someone else can make a smaller one if they want, like how someone made a Flims one.

t. Collage user

Nah, you're flat out wrong. By mid 96 once Diesel and Razor were gone they started developing characters and putting on excellent shows.

Stop falseflagging faggot

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I hope you enjoyed our toasted ravioli faggot

Juuse Saros is just too good right now

cope

...

>everyone calls backstrom underrated

does that make him overrated?

Is wienerpeg getting swept or is it just 3-2 in matches?

>if your team is shit and has no fans it means it's less reddit
you're making it hard to pretend it's anything but a "popular shit = reddit" argument.

>having that image saved
Grim and bingpilled

Yes. Most overrated underrated player in the chel

POST YOUR BEST BLUES MEMES NOW OR ELSE

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>Tfw when second to least reddit team

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t. Flim Flams fan

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Raffi Torres

Also, friendly reminder that it was 3-0

>1993

Pulling for the leafs to do well 2bh, flames and jets are fucking jobbers

No that makes him underrated by consensus

they're done m8 its all ogre

I’m going to watch Cactus vs Randy from Backlash 04 because I just heard a podcast about it

Honestly anything above the power gap between kongs and Debbie's is reddit

it's overrated how underrated he is

i hope that's clears things up

Very based

No because he should have Selkes by now

based

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Canada's chances of winning a cup in the next 50 years: NO CHANCE IN HELL
youtube.com/watch?v=OL7t0FyuEWg&t=29s

>tfw Canes/Aves SCF

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>tfw want Leafs out round 1
>tfw want Isles Leafs ECF more
It's an abstract feel lads

Yes, but you thinking he is overrated makes him underrated again

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vince still has one of the GOAT songs

its almost like the reddithawks created a false narrative

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>ducks reddit has 15k subscribers
>kongs reddit has 12k
>tfw kongs are the least reddit team in the state

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Did you guys know that the St. Louis Blues won the hockey match against some Canadian team? WOW!

based suburb expansion fren

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why would you want the isles to get eliminated by the leafs?

my bad, Phillies are in Denver
and Cincy at the Dads

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>Flames out
>Jets out
What's up, Leafs Nation?

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The Canes had a massive reddit surge I dont know what you're talking about.

grim

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we can't go this deep its too dangerous

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Based knightslad, tomorrow's game is gonna be fun

Tfw the leafs finally beat the bruins then immediately get swept by the Ted's because they have never been in round 2 before.
Tfw >were all infinitely less reddit than the >shorks

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feelin p good ngl

...

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getting pretty hyped for the fulfilment of the redemption arc tomorrow to be honest

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>implying that's what I want

>mfw the nucks are the 2nd most reddit of the Canadian teams

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Blues have almost twice as many canadian players than jets

Just basing it off the chart, sorry lad
Nice trips btw

avatarposting is reddit

What's this goaltending technique called?

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How do you feel about the Teds??
>all of them??

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>

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Calling something "reddit" doesn't mean anything anymore. It hasn't for a long time.

>inb4 t. reddit

this is the best Redditpost I think I've ever seen

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>7,712 subs
fucking based jackets

Good thing reddit isn't the centre of the universe

Fome, it's being BASED

Blues are more Canadian than Jets anyhow. This is a victory for Canada.

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The "I hate my defensemen" technique.

>the late game is carolina/washington

What the fuck is this nigger shit

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What's been the best playoff series so far?

So does that mean CANADA has been hoping for a Blues win this whole time?

how do i become a tank like ovechkin
leafs/bruins or vgk/sharks

Saint Louis is the Atlanta of the Midwest

You're still welcome to delude yourself, however

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leafs win over blues

>Carolina

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Sharks/Knights desu, those teams despise each other and I love it

The only one left that has a decent audience is the Laffs vs Bruins. So lets just say that one.

shorks/knigs and ruins/laffs

RELO_____?

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Even if we lose, we still win. Canada owns this game.

I don't see what geographic location has to do with the nationality of the players. Canadian players are the backbone of this league, and the Blues are more Canadian than most.

haha the canes don't even have fans on reddit either LOL! they probably don't even have their own forum dedicated to them, or an active section on HFboards LMAO!

Meme wise: teds

>all these fucking Sunbelt matchups
>Caps the reigning

it's unbearable I tells ya

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if Dallas keeps up their game and the relocanes find a way to win, all division leaders will have been btfo in the first round by wild cards

REMINDER. BASED canadian teams power rankings

nucks - snes - habs

POWER GAP

nordiques

POWER GAP

jest

POWER GAP

alborta

POWERGAP

shit

MASSIVE POWERGAP

>laffs

cate all Canadian teams to the sunbelt?

>beer store closed tomorrow
Jesus still fucking shit up 2000+19 years later

Replace jets with leafs now and banish the nordiques to the shadow realm

what does this even mean

Canes in 7 would be based
Stars need to win in 6 but should
Based mexiposter

>someone actually saved this shitty OC
I mean, I'm flattered, but it certainly isn't worth saving.

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So now that these NHL playoffs officially suck, how do you feel about your local CHL team's playoff run?
I'm feeling pretty good about Drummondville's chances this year.

drug dealers don't take religious holidays off tho

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Based teams
>my team
Faggot gap
>your team

Why, there is a good chance that some meme team is going to win.

>geography
no, dumb fucker
Culture
it's populated by poor black people and white trash
it would be as foreign to you and Quebec would be to me

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>So now that these NHL playoffs officially suck
yeah nah

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the weakness of the canadian dollar did that already

Find a grocery store in your area that sells beer and wine. They are still allowed.

>commida
I can purchase ethanol 24/7. Go knights
t. Freedom republic of Las Vegas

>laffs

You're on the way out, dingus. Dubs prove it.

wait shit fuck i didnt buy my stuff for tomorrow fuck fuck fuck HOW LATE IS WALMART OPEN

No idea lad. Thought the Giants were shit this year

i'll end up doing that but it's always more expensive and less options

Relocanes are going to blow the #1 seed sweeps
Fucking sunbelt losers

uhhh you might wanna check again, the laws were changed so it's open on sundays now

Then you should have planned ahead nigger

Regardless, team is still majority Canadians. I don't care what backwards swamp culture it might have.

not on easter sundays mate

Easter sunday?

oh right. muh easter

u rite

420 passover haha more like passover the bong man

No, the changed laws allowthem to open on monday, which is a bank holiday, so they are usually cloaed.

youtube.com/watch?v=aF8_y2Zl9W8
>cheers genitals

Hey Jets fans! Leaf Nation here. I would just like to invite you to join the Leafs bandwagon on our way to our 14th Stanley Cup!

holy mother of based

Baby Jesus is disappointed in you user

EASTER IS RUINED LADS

higher ranking member of leaf nation here rescinding this invite
fuck off we're full

It doesnt matter, most grocery stores are open tomorrow

just go to the beer store right now and stock up for tomorrow dumbass it's still open

uhh did they fuck?

The Leafs are gonna drag the nation of Canada to a Stanley cup kicking and screaming and Canada will hate them for it.

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do you put your own easter basket together, put it out and pretend a rabbit left it for you?

>Weak mind manlets :
Gaudreau
Arvidsson
Tyler Johnson
>Strong mind manlets:
Zucarello
Gallagher
Marchand

.............k..

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NO THEYRE ALL CLOSED

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> Blues - 18 Canadians, 3 Americans, 5 Euros
> Jets - 10 Canadians, 13 Americans, 5 Euros

Winnipeg is literally Team USA. Canadians shouldn't be so triggered by a Blues win desu

The absolute STATE of the jerks

Not him but everything around me closes at 10 unless I drive 20 minutes east to the nigger area of the city.

Hey how come the lcbo stays open an hour later in yhe black part of town, whatsup with that?

>joining a bandwagon heading for a cliff
Yikes. Nah dog, Canada is joining the Blues/soul train.

went for like an hour run. feels good man

TNT should be open

All that American heart and soul gets sucked out having to live and play in Winnipeg.

better get your ass to maple leaf gardens bucko

Go to yummy market in vaughn.

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There is also one in north york if its closer

living in a small city is grim

>

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Huh, weird. I just had an hour of the runs and I also feels good man.

affirmative action

>>

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WHY DIDNT YOU ASSHOLES EASTERPOST AN HOUR AGO I COULD HAVE RAN TO WALMART NOW I HAVE TO BUY MY SUPPER FROM SHOPPERS DRUG MART OR SOME IMMIGRANT STORE

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I think teams gave up trying to stop Ovie on the PP

STOP THE CANES ARE ALREADY DEAD

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>Relocanes

why do americans put books in the bathroom to read as if you're going to sit there for 30 mins? if it takes you longer than 3 mins to take a tavares then there's something seriously wrong with your gut

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Alot of them say >most locations, just search for stores in your area and youll probably find an open one. They do t have to pay employees time and a half so for sure there is some kike franchisee licking his chops and staying open.

>that flag
>lack of foresight
>blames others for their problems
adds up

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A GODLESS HEATHEN NIGGER

What are (You), the Seinfeld of /hoc/???

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hope it isn't your Last Supper

Some people dont shit when they need to, they goin and flex there anus for 45 minutes and force it out

you could always have a dirty burger
>baaaaaaaam

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what's up with icing?

they are leading their conference final right now. the giants are doing pretty good thing season. no idea what you are complaining about.

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My mom used to buy this annual book called something like "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" that had facts and stuff to enjoy whilst you Manitoba

i did that it didnt work

canes need to get another one of their players heem'd if they want any chance of winning this series

i have those books too, but i don't read them when i'm taking a carolina

Tough shit. Youll have to make an effort to drive somewhere they are open.

i usually just bring my phone with me and shitpost on /hoc/ when i take the trip to alberta

chad poopers

when i take a tavares i'm in and out in a minute, you need more fiber

1 player for 2 wins
not a bad trade off

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>seething this hard that your team isnt in the playoffs anymore

>"I mean, are we having cake???"

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ive spent the last week living on string cheese and ritz

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I bought a bunch of cheap books lke "great battles of history" and great battles of world war 2 from the discount section of the book store, they are small 2 page things that spend about 10 pages on each battle, and have full color maps and pixtures. They are based.

>you have to invest 30 min every time you read
Brainlet. You can easily read 3-5min of a book when you take a Stamkos. No reason you can't stay longer either if you have the time; you're already sitting, so might as well squeeze in the reading time.

>this fucking apple commercial with busttews and marner
I'll be sticking with Android and Microsoft

why cant it just tell me if its open

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Based
twitter.com/onubuckeye7/status/1118522228012982272?s=21

>his gaudreau doesn't just slide out
grim

*200 page

sounds like something id enjoy to be desu

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Don't know about CHL but I know that MY Milwaukee Admirals are going to Win the Calder Cup.

might make nachos idk

>he doesn't take the time to enjoy slowly relieving himself of a Nylander
[buzz word showing how that looks]

>kelly cup hopefuls
fuck the grizz

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>trying to lose weight and be healthier overall
I miss late night nachos and and beer so much

why the fuck do so many people in Minnesota use Reddit?

My benis is big

Columbus is not reddit

>caps win after putting the black back in
Great, now all of the barboomers will truly never shut up about him

>relocanes

canes fan here. game 6 is a must win imo

Why are Canadians so shit at hockey lads?

Imagine getting absolutley CAPPED that hard lads

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based hung user

For how cheap he is hes actually based

Hello, Theodore
please used your benis on the >laffs, and embarrass them

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Hopefully caps fall asleep playing a shit team and get blown out next round

LELMAOOOOOO

>THE STATE OF CAROLINA

BUNCH OF JERKS? MORE LIKE A BUNCH OF JOKES

AHAHHHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

CAPS IN SIX

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you dont even have a team yet and youre obsessed with us damn get your life together

Meh night of hockey
At least the jets got dabbed on

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>Nick Dowd
Tbh I dowded him but that penalty shot was based

He's no Jay "works like a dog" Beagle, but that was nice.

it was nice for him to have that opportunity considering he's the biggest literally who on the roster that isn't a healthy scratch every night.

Shall be making a ham tomorrow lads

>shoots higher than his body fat % for a month
>still finishes playoffs a -2
>shows up to camp fat, gets mad at coaches
>doesn't do shit all season, gets sent down, has tantrum
Not based

good shit lad can make sammies all week off the leftovers

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reminder that the Totems beat the fully loaded Stan Lee cup winning Laffs team in a 1968 exhibition game. Toronto has not won a Stan Lee since. Coincidence?

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feel like drinking beer but the last time i did i was getting a loud ringing in my ears

All these racist Winnipeg jets fans calling into the post game show saying they don't want anymore Americans on the team lol

>all these sluts already walking around in sandals
fugggg

NEED MY NUMERALS SHANNON!!

Based jets fans

If New York doesn't bounce Washington in the next round, I'm 85% sure that they repeat. Nobody else still in the playoffs in either conference has the capacity to eliminate them in a best of seven series. Only way the repeat doesn't happen is their old coach BTFOing them or a freak injury to Ovechkin or Backstrom.

This user knows whatsup

>gay sports
Sounds like Xheattle to me

alright 30 mins into my movie. time for a hot chocolate break haha

>jest
>floms
>laffs
BASED 'nucks will come out of the rebuiild soon and skelly will show them how it's done

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no theyre not it rained all day

Honestly, you're right and I couldn't have said it better fren. Go caps

How do I become a footchad?

browse Yea Forums, it'll happen eventually

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I have been for nearly 15 years hasn’t happened yet

Yea Forums has shit tier feet opinions, jus browse wikifeet

It's true tho Washington is the only team left with any real experience. One could argue Boston as well but their "vets" havent won shit in 8 years.

Honestly i was just hoping pittsburgh or washington wouldnt win it. So some new meme team would. Washington is probably the favorite now, but really even if the isles dont win, they will beat the heack out of washington physically and hopefully wear them out for the 3rx round.

Took a broad on a date tonight, and in an obvious appeal to me she suggested going to watch the game. She fell asleep during the third period once we got back home. In my bed right now and I'm playing NHL 19 knowing I cant make a move but shes a keeper. Based or cringe lads? Cant blame her for shleeping the 3rd since the caps were up 4

Imagine posting this and not telling the movie

Watch this

xhamster.com/videos/two-teen-girls-masturbate-together-5596519

cringe

>mfw every canadian team eliminated

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no i mean it doesn't matter which board you go there's always some footfag spamming feet. at first you get disgusted by it, eventually your brain kinda gives in and says "fuck it i guess i like feet now"

Caps / Vegas is looking like a realistic final again

Love every part of a womans body, not just feet

get off the fucking board normie

Really? Shes upstairs asleep but its 11. I'm not quite hammered wanting some hoc. What should I have done short of skipping the 2nd period to try and fuck?

I’m on no fap day 6

LIGHTNING AND THE BLUNDER

better get to work making the new thread, cuck.

Will be cheering for the knights then

Could easily see the Isles pull out a series win in 7 close games.

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just let it happen, bro

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Only because Trotz knows that team in and out.

new

The knights are literally the most cringeworthy team

honestly fuck anybody who roots for underdogs purely out of meme value. I don't want to watch Panthers/Coyotes tier teams in the second round every year.

They're just jelly dude. She wanted to please you so suggested watching hockey. Sounds like a sweet girl.

Shit nails

shit taste

Ovie has one that's enough

needs blue and yellow nails

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Not if its against the knights. That meme does not deserve the honor

Shes been very nice all night. Nothing left to do but celebrate, thanks lad