CAR @ WSH playoff gamethread

Canes are cool.

not starting til 25 past the hour

I'm rooting for cookout =]

Thanks, friends.

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Where's Oshie? I want Oshie.

Oshie out for rest of playoffs =(

Out indefinitely after taking a light push to the hip and then crashing hard.

>Kempny ded
>Oshie ded
>Kuznetsov invisible

That's all she wrote lads

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very lame

BASED. whats your tray of choice? 2 hotdogs, rings and a chicken wrap here with a large tea

C A P S

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Counterpoint:

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Quater-Pounder, Corndog and Hushpuppies and of course cheerwine

Go Canes!

bretty gud

>lived in NC for basically my whole life
>never been to Cook Out
It's a strange kind of feeling.

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I only lived in NC for 6 months and went probably 8 times, what's your problem?

Cookout is fucking trash I'd rather eat McDonalds

he's an agoraphobic neet incel like everyone else here

I went to Cookout maybe once? I went to Bojangles way more, that and Smithfield's which is near my parents' house in Raleigh.

Forslund is an official Jerk, he can't do the national telecast, wtf?

Bojangles was ok but i didn't have a car and black people scare me so I only went once.

No idea. It just never occurred to me back when I was eating fast food. Honestly, I didn't even learn that it was a thing until maybe high school when my friends were talking about sneaking out to Cook Out during lunch period. Bojangles' was way more on my radar.
I could go now, just to try it and to say I've gone, but I really don't eat fast food anymore.

Burger with cheese, lettuce, onions, ketchup and mayo, with a chicken quesadilla and a corndog.

>Bojangles was ok but i didn't have a car and black people scare me so I only went once.
Entirely fair, don't blame you at all.
If you ever get another chance, try visiting one in a "safer" town, maybe one near a private university like Davidson.

>game still hasn't started
>they just keep talking about the pred's fuckups

Wilson gonna get a big bite of beef jerky tonight

I worked at cookout
Hot dogs are a waste of a main item
If you really want to hurt their food costs go tendie sandwich with a wrap and a quesadilla

CANIACS SOUND OFF
>/336/ here

Best anthem if i do say so myself

919
I miss Boone desu

Friendly reminder that the Canes have NO FANS

Not like >we aren't 50% AHL callups either mate

/828/ checking in

Go Neers

>If you ever get another chance, try visiting one in a "safer" town, maybe one near a private university like Davidson.
I was staying with gf who was attending Elon, could have been worse

>canes have 4 finnish players today
caps never stood a chance

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Who else /app band/

Smith Dilly-Dilly will save us

>already trying to start shit

hasn't this series been violent enough?

>Saarela debut
neato

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I believe in your digits fren

Tom "Timber" Wilson

>wilson falling down
Fucking grandpa lmao

>Mrazek going for the pity whistle

>t. never played goalie in his life

>Hot dogs are a waste of a main item
I just like hot dogs but never think to buy/make them cause then i have 8-12 hotdogs and buns lying around

DSP going to HEEM twink Aho with his big black cock

is it just my stream or is Washington like a thousand times quieter than Carolina

>ovi taking that shot 3 seconds after whistle
cunt

cheeky Ovie

Rather gay post.

Just buy hot dogs by themselves theyre a buck a piece

it's because they don't understand how the game works, they all started being fans last year

Caniacs are notoriously loud.

>that dive
>Tim Peel reffing

carry on

>muh refs

>finally hears the 7th whistle
>thinks there's still time for a cheeky slash

>grabbing the stick with your armpit

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that was a nice dive

>damage control this early

>Can't even put the right guy in the box

muh refs indeed

They have the wrong guy in the penalty box?

They're about to put another with him

>wrong fucking guy in the penalty box
HONK HONK

Yep, sure did

>head below his waist
>high stick
???????

>three penalties in six minutes

it's not even the second round why are they acting like this

Bogdanoffs made the call to gary

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who was the guy going for that slash in front of caps goal

BACK STABBED

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BASEDSTROM

SCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
the swedish ladyboy!

It was fun while it lasted, but it's all over now.

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SCAAAAARRRRRRRR

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EVERY DAY

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>Orlov pulls a Malkin
>swings his stick at Williams's face
>no call
ha ha okay

Refs pls protect the players before they go vigilante on these craps chimps

>even when getting scored on he still gets an amazing save

honestly I'm just glad to see Mrazek play at 100% again

kys

Mia, my love, where have you been, darling?

correct me if I'm wrong but have the caps gotten any non-PP goals in the last few games?

almonds:
activated

i like the guy, but he kinda looked like a chick a while back, you have to admit

Hit or miss
I bet they never miss, huh?

Not since game 2

No, and this is also their first time with a lead since the 3rd period of game 2

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Did Eddie just call him "Tard Rierden?"

>bet
Boomers are so cringe when they try to meme

so he's out for the season?

Based TJ. Hope Seattle takes him desu though

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yes

Post scumbags
Also, I'm getting coldstone

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I simply want this to turn around.

If I recall Oshie's gone for the entire postseason, Svech might be back Saturday but not 100% sure, dunno about everyone else

You're retarded, the meme went far over your head

>seethe

Jesus fucking christ, /aaf/.
Get some fucking help.

alright which team is bitching more about the refs tonight?

home babbies: the series

Which team has the most hill billy fans

>elbow to the fucking head
>no call
Classic.

>Wilson throws a dirty hit from behind to the head
>no penalty called
Player safety is a joke.

canadians=cucks

Caps are flying out there
Mia must be in the building

Not nice

The department of player safety is just a sham to calm down the people worried about concussions plus women and soiboys
I mean if NHL was serious about player safety, they would not have a former goon lead that department

>Television replay shows that hit
>announcers don't even comment on how dirty it is

rude =/= wrong

Nice

This desu. Caps in 7

Fuck that would be great.

who /jager/ here

Just because either team is complaining doesn't have any bearing on whether they're wrong or not.

>Central time game was the early game
>Eastern game set for 8
GARY

That useless cunt can't even recall that he's from Washington County, so he should come down hard on any cases that affect Pittsburgh or Philly.
A hit that broke Aston-Reese's jaw was apparently 'not worthy of penalty or sanction'.

It's not right to be rude

>a notorious goon is approaching me
>better lower my head so it cushions the blow

Do the Capitals share the arena with an NBA team or something?

Wizards

they do but the wizards didn't make the playoffs

He got 3 games for that hit though

not in the ploffs lmao

so no

Carolina obviously

Best period they've had in a while. Carlson finally back on his right and DSP looks like he lost the weight and is hungry again. Pleasantly surprised with the thai boy

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>intermission announcers say Wilson's an asset to Capitals
>when he hit a guy dirty from behind and 'drew a penalty' (which means he flopped like an NBA player)
Jesus Christ, Announcers are corrupt as fuck

>show Wilson's elbow to the head again in the intermission
>no comment other than "Wilson tagged McKegg"
Jesus, at least fucking try.

Cope. Your Finn flopped for your pen too fren

oh no no no

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Friendly reminder to keep your head up on the ice kids.

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>unironically defending an elbow to the head

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I have never seen such consistent whining as I've seen from canes fan in the threads for this series. Someone please tell me it's just some dedication to a falseflagging meme.

All flopping should be punished with game's equivalent of red cards. Flopping is gay shit that no man of dignity should do.
We should have to start with the NBA, though. It's got the biggest flopping problem.

>up next
I guess that's it for me for the intermission.
Somebody let me know when the 2nd starts.

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>olny casens fan cries reffbuk
>imblying :DDDDDDDDDD

>incel

Hilary Knight on NBC now guys

you must not have seen any of the sharks threads

i'd lick her pusy

or >laffs threads, or >lames threads

imagine constantly reminding everyone you're an incel.

Dude she probably smells like Dead Herring.

Damn, what a qt

I agree, how dare a fanbase ever get upset about a hit to the head of all things.

want to smell her feet 2bh

Yeah Patrick Sharp still has it.

>women's hockey

...in a fight?

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(by a guy who keeps doing it and hasn't received any more than a slap on the wrist. Who is praised by announcers for 'being an asset'.)

>you will never caress her tense shoulders and tell her she looked great in the intermission segment

No, Wilson on McKegg in the first period of this game.

Does Hilary have hockey rash do you think?

Canes gud bois! Wilson a thug!

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you mean like Sharpe in about 5 minutes

>wanting to fuck a butch ugly girl who PLAYS hockey and not the sexy girls who scrape the ice during tv timeouts

nice digits.

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>a hit from behind to the head is anywhere near the same as elbowing some guy in the face
t. a guy who has never been in a fight

Yeah, that was fucked up.
So was Wilson's elbow.

Imagine not being able to criticize your own team.

dougie was just trying to dab and kuznetsov got in the way

hamilton's a flosser, aho's the dabber

Actually a believable defense.

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fighting is for niggers. Adults settle their differences with words.

>He doesn't see me call Burakovsky retarded or Kuznetsov invisible every thread

>unwilling to fight when its necessary
You're even less than a nigger. At least a nigger will stand up for what he believes in.

based soiboy

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Kek

imagine being an adult male and unironically going by the name "Dougie"

yeah im a canes fan and i think its gay too

>zaku nineeleven
Based

fuck off pierre

Where's his brother Freddy now? Thought he demanded a trade from the B's to play with his brother or something.

He should go by hammie

spankbang.com/367ze/video/failed scenes of mia khalifa

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>shoulder to shoulder
>high hit

>smashing the guy that's spent months on IR and played maybe four games this calendar year

cmon

well there goes another guy
nthing wrong with that hit desu

... high-sticking?

lol based kuzie

>demand your shitty brother be on your NHL team even though he sucks and should be in the ECHL
>be so cancerous you're traded TWICE despite being a solid player
>get Diamond Dallas Page haircut
the absolute state of Dougie Hamilton

Kuznetsov hitting at all is the bigger surprise here.

canes pp is fucking garbage

He should go by Hamtaro so whenever he costs >us yet another fucking game we can call it a Ham Ham Heartbreak

Yeah that was shit
>t. caniac

You guys don't want Hanifin back tho

>Finngolians in charge of seeing sticks to the face with their drunk squinty chink eyes

What the fuck did I just watch?

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is he bad?

these calls are actually pathetic

Now thats some refpuck if ever I saw it. Canes faggots need to shut the fuck up about reffing from here on out.

okay I rarely complain about refs but that's a horseshit call

Bog made the call

Ok seething canes fans, you have now seen a legitimately terrible call in this game

>the announcers disagree with the refs when they call a righteous penalty on the Capitals
Why are announcers allowed to be so biased? They are supposed to call plays, not root for a team.
Very unprofessional.

WEW good call, boomers are seething

bad call but I'll take it if it means the canes can actually play a PP for once in their fucking lives

Jesus fuck.
At least this officiating is just retarded across the board instead of being tilted.

based even if albertan

Yeah why would someone that calls for the Canes say that was a bad call? It's almost like he's biased against his own team or something.

heck no, west coast

herro

jesus this pp is worse than mine

I've seen more than just that one. :^)

Why do the bogs want the caps to lose?

canes powerplay: still hot fucking garbage

looks like were dropping this game lads

Based PKers even without TJ "Heart and Soul American Hero Henry" Yoshi

>were
posting from the bench, Curtis?

Just got home from a Passover seder and am tuning in

how's the game going goy toys?

>down 1 goal

Holtby only has 5 shutouts in the last 2 years and 2 of them were when Tampa choked last year.

aho has been invisible

Bit early for that, lad.

Aho has been covered well all series.

>surging

>Washington keeps gooning it up
If you give them like 10 power plays, Washington, they are going to score.

playing injured for a while now

What happened to kuz? His passing has been shit.

this is the canes we dont score on PPs

probably another minor concussion desu. He had one earlier this year on a hit that would have gotten Wilson 40.

Vegas fan here...
Just want to let you fellas know your teams are boring as fuck to watch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The refs have fucked up so much else in this game but nobody's mentioning how they're constantly standing in the way of passes and loose pucks.

christ canes your powerplay is embarrassing

nobody cares redditor

The sharks would bootyblast both of these shit teams

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BACK TO BACK AND BELLY TO BELLY

Refs basically just get in the way at this point metaphorically with selective calling.
Why shouldn't they just get in the way in actuality as well?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

BACKTOBACKGOALSSTROM

gg

SSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BACK 2 BACKY

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ZOOMERS BEEEELOWN THE FUCK OUT

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From laughing their asses off at Jones?

ITS YA BOI NICKY B

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UTTERLY
FUCKING
PATHETIC

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>Canes fans weren't even posting during the "Every day until the Caps win the cup" days

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Hey we scored a full strength goal

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Not really >you're the 8th seed playing the defending champs in their own barn

Sure is.

I'm gonna be real with you guys the fact that
>we've pushed this to six, potentially seven games is more than I expected.

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ya right when i walk to the kitchen a score of course

what the fuck was that change

Oh hello there

thanks for the free (You) dumb anime poster

Fuck 7th, wild card whatever

>AW FUCK OFF

>FUCK HIM UP

>vacating the living room during play
typical

Damn was that Wilson? Loud as fuck

>AW FUCK OFF

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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LMAOOOO

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Based Conno
Based playmaker Ovi

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>DON'T WORRY GUYS IT'S ICING
>IT'S NOT ICING

CAPS CAPITALIZING

CANES MAKING MISTAKEROOS

No, I mean the breakdown in coverage and the complete lack of any attempt to scramble back and fix it.
That's pathetic no matter what.

Keep scaaaaring lads

Figures literally the only time I have a Saturday off and can catch a nice weekend game >we play like this.

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fuck off carolina shits

>A grown man
>Named Dougie

M8 >ya won 2 in a row. >You're bound to have a bad game eventually. Calm your tits and get through this one. Recollect and take care of business in game 6 and 7.

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>being rude
Typical

>Reminder that icing is a dumb penalty anyway.
>reminder that caps will lose next round anyway

That you, Sam?

sounds like a dog's name tbqh

HELL YEAH

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I'm not worried about the mistakes.
I'm worried about the complete lack of effort to fix them.

based polite caps fan in a sea slurry of rude seetheposters

Kuz buries that last year.

Yeah we all thought that last year too. Guess what happened.

is he retarded? he actually thought it was icing? i don't get it.

falseflagger nobody respond to this he isnt a canes fan

Give Ovi the Selke already

>being this casul

Missed all these ovie apples watching >jest

are you gonna be okay zoomie? do you need your asmr?

>dabs on >you

Really though why would parents give their child a nickname for their real name. Just name him Douglas and call him Dougie. I'd be pissed.

>man
apparently not

Not even surprised anymore.

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Are his wives actually sisters?

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wait his real name is "Dougie"? Not "Douglas" or even "Doug"?
That is unacceptable parenting

I'm actually a duckbro
Sometimes the game just gets away and theres no motivation. Just dont let it spill to the next one. I coach kids hoggei.

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>Weinerpeg

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>sometimes your top pairing d man just gets scared and volunteers the puck to the greatest goal scorer in generations

why would they name a team after something that kill so many people

>Sharks
>Flames
>Predators
>Avalanche
>Bruins
>Lightning
>Panthers
>Blackhawks
>etc.

retard

he has a point though

>Senators

Kino

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Apparently not, but might as well be since they use it on broadcasts as if it was, I don't think I've heard him called anything else. Not his parents' fault I suppose.

Ya all those people killed by blackhawks and avalanches

The middle one is some artist I think she made jackets for Oshie's kids

based.

BTFO

/OURGUY/ TOM WILSON

SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

TOMMY WILSON

BURY EM BOYS

HAHAHAHAH NICE OWN GOAL

RIP Canes

TOM FUCKING WILSON

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>That Wilson smile on the way to the bench

what a good boy

Wow that was really an own goal

You're right, retard. No one in history was ever killed by a plains indian or an avalanche.

he could definitely do better than either of those fake-tan having hags

>people actually thought the relocanes were going to win this series

I don't much care for blacks

pointing out sharks as a big person-killer was actually the dumbest one

nobody gets eaten by fucking sharks

or sabre-tooth tigers for that matter

INTER GALACTIC

based and crimestatisticspilled

based smart lad

Did they? I'm a canesfag and I'm surprised we didn't lose in 5.

Obviously I want them to win it all, but wanting and expecting are vastly different beasts.

getting mauled by a panther would be a petty based way to go though

>No one in history was ever killed
Is that what I implied, stupid retard?

Didn't want to say anything, but I've seen this game before. >We just don't feel like trying.
See you fags in game 6.

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>polite canes fans accepting defeat and not engaging with rude capsposters
GG frens

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Canes really are frens

t. boiling eternally

>team isn't trying
>opposition is mostly psychopaths who argue like muslims
Why bother saying anything?

who does?

Could these announcers be any more b(i)ased

are the preds named after gamers?

would fugg her fat ass

>relocanes fans pretending they weren't serious after game 4 about winning this series

Reminder we are the only team that would've beat the Craps in the playoff

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>0-4.

>w-we were only pretending to th-think the Canes would go on a deep p-playoff run
Smells like a whole lot of COPE in this thread desu

Let's see where canes fans are at when you regularly play the pens and >rags in the playoffs, and sprinkle in the flyers, leafs, habs, bruins, and >blots

>lightning
>never even strike once

>62

shoo. you don't get to post for a long time.
>0-4

lol no

Isles or Knights can

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yes hello
is this Sam

>0 goals in two games when they had the chance to eliminate the caps

>Kentucky Derby
Is an horses a athlete?

DESPITE

>92212874
10/10 b8

based (You) farmer

Y'all Canes fans are soft
Don't you like professional wrestling and shit

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Canes not playing with any of the physicality and intensity of the previous games. Injuries/depth shortage catching up?

>standings

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BOSTED AND BENALTY SHOT

horse is biological vehicle
>NASHORSE

they're limp wristed faggots the lot of them.

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Holy fuggggg

PENULTY SHAWT

>zero Canadian teams going to round 2
>Canadians talking shit about the playoffs
hmmmmm

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THE ASSASSIN DOWD

based.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEEELLOOOOOOOOOOWNNNN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

LET'S GET THIS STARTED

>THE CITY OF CANES

Based LA Kings legend Nic Dowd

>letting a 4C score on you on a penalty shot

BASED ST. CLOUD STATE BOYS

AAHAHA HAHAHAHAH

>THE STATE OF SUNBELT HOCKEY

TIME TO RELOCATE THIS TEAM TO A REAL HOCKEY MARKET

LIKE MAYBE

QUEBEC?????

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Do canes go to curtis microbrew for game 6?

ALABAMA

SSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(penalty shots are fucking retarded, i'd much rather have a power play)

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Hurrishits are getting manhandled

Caps showing confidence that I haven't seen since last year's playoffs. I love it.

Game 5 is over lads, hate to say so but fuck. At least we'll get some momentum at the PNC Arena

> teammate on a breakway
> commit an idiotic penalty

Canesbros, you OK?

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HURRICANES IN 6 THEY SAID
CANES GOING TO MEME TO A CUP THEY SAID

OH NONONONONOONONONONO
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED SHIT ON SUNBELT GARBAGE

TOP FUCKING KEKE MY SIDESSSSSSSSSS

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Caps should play soccer desu

GR8

FUCKING KEK.

Rallying for Oshie and DSP. Holtby has been really good the whole series. Carlson back on his natural side. It all came together this game. Closed all 4 series on the road last year so good vibes for Saturday.

This is getting ugly

>mraze6

Y I K E S

Relocane fans SEETHING

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OVI GO BOOOOOOOM

Not as much meth to energize the "fan base" as there is in Carolina.

...

you mean they aren't boarding or picking fights anymore?
weird.

THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

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Based

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>This is getting BEAUTIFUL

FTFY

Mrazek goes down faster than a $2 prostitute

holy fuck this image

poor brucey b

remember when the faggycanes were bragging about a 5-0 win now they're getting btfo 6-0? that's karma, baby

BASED OVIE DABBING ON THE FUCKING RELOCANE GARBAGE

TOP KEK

CAROLINA HURRICANES?

MORE LIKE

QUEBEC NORDIQUES

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observed.
i want the two point conversion

OOOHH OHOH OH OH OOOHHH OHHHH

>canes will reverse sweep
Who do you think the Caps are, the teds?

>not importing meth for your fans
shit franchise desu

>The Canes only show up if one of their guys gets knocked out into the next century
TOP KEK

This one commentator sounds like he's on quaaludes tbqh.

Imagine firing him in favor of fucking Dale Hunter and Adam Oates.

At least break someone's arm

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HONK HOnk hookhonkhonk

They are definitely not chanting Oshie

is holtby elite?

Do you really need a team that badly Canada?

HONK HONK HONKHONKHONK
A FU-KING LEAF

old fans were priced out ten years ago.

HOLTGOD

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Most Yea Forums posters weren't alive the last time Canada won a cup.

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Nah he's slightly above average.

t. Caps fan

I'm not upset that the Canes lost, I'm upset that they didn't even bother to try after the second period started.

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Caps tickets are not that expensive christ

ORANGE MAN BAD
honk honk honk

You'd think they'd want another team not winning the cup to stay away.

I will forever love him because of that based save.

if they bring back to nordiques, the carolina hurricanes would be instantly forgotten.

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Only in the playoffs. He's a middle of the pack starter for the regular season. Don't know about his next contract though. Probably going to be too long and slightly too much.

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>playing Mrazek in the plofs

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face value for 400 level midseason is 80+

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WE ARE NOT FUCKING RELOCATING TO LEAFLAND THIS HAS BEEN STATED MANY TIMES ALREADY BY TEAM ADMIN STAFF STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS

would not sign him if his demands are outrageous. Caps have Samsonov in the system anyway

I'll agree that was a good save, but as someone who grew up with Kolzig I've seen Holtby let in too many soft goals to consider him elite.

Who are your three stars, guys?

I'm thinking Backstrom, then Holtby, then OV.

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These are the same people who think the ducks and yotes will relocate

>old man staal and williams are some of your best players
canes fans realize they're going to be a perpetual bubble team right

Yeah. They gotta have enough faith in Samsonov, Vanececk and Copley going forward after next year. Holtby is right at the age where I'd hate to sign him long term but still has a few good years and likely elite playoff play left in him.

>muh old legends
Imagine being a relocane fan lol. Nice old boys club you got

>star #1 - 3: the linesmen

>Icing when you're on the powerplay
This is high intelligence hockey from the state of Carolina

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give them back to Hartford

Next game is a must win for Canes IMO

i get he delivered a cup and numerous great playoff performances, but totally handcuffing your organization to a goalie on the back nine isn't prudent. 4 years maximum imo

game 6 is a must win IMO

Canes had at least 3 golden opportunities on the PP and they had dick all to show for it.

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The fuck are you talking about.
What tickets are more expensive.

Anyone is elite against the relocanes

semi-based and too-much-effort-pilled

this is really insightful analysis

i would like to hear more over pirogi

They did it multiple times this game too, the series has basically been a back-and-forth of who has the most ineffective PP

ECF tickets were like 1500 last year. do you not live in the area?

NYR, Vegas, Boston, Detroit, probably Winnipeg, probably Philly, etc

can i buy

No way, I'm a Caps fan living in New England now and Bruins are way more cheap

but what about the tickets?