Winnipeg Jets Elimination Thread (game 6 vs. blues)
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leafs nation reporting in
first for anime!
last for Jets
destroyed
go knights
Worst rendition of the hymns?
Same here. Haven't really been following the Jets this season but wish them well.
Friendly reminder that the Toronto Maple Leafs will officially be Canada's team after the >jest are eliminated tonight.
Lads, why the fuck do singers completely change and butcher anthems like that all the time?
nth for hellybuck has mental issues
how will anime ever recover?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>jest
>jest
>jest
Wew lad
PEGGERS
I suppose they feel like creative/artists or some shit.
99% of the time it makes them worse.
They should have a singing-cyborg sing them.
we are always canada's team. all of canada with the exception of quebec is rightful leafs clay
>absolute state of redneck canada
THEY CUT THE JETS IN HALF
WEW
What is it with all the quick goals in these playoffs
TWENTY THREE SECONDS
>canadian goaltending
LOSINGbeg
>jest in charge of defending goals
why did you concede after 23 seconds?
i don't like that question
also desperate challenge
That's a bold move by Byfuglien to interfere with his own goalie, then blame St. Louis for it
I see the jest are picking up right where they left off in game 5
What a fucking meme playoff year. Imagine being this unlucky.
LET SHIT BE
>challenging that
LMAO what the fuck are they thinking
lol, let it be" playing
You better be pretending right now, you irrelevant flag
Imagine losing your timeout 23 seconds into a game
The worst shithole city in Canada vs. One of the worst shithole cities in the USA
>Sam on the left
>yaks
>that disabled retard in adidas onesie has a girlfriend
>you don't
I fucking hate injuns
Simple as
i've seen far too many gangster looking kids stuck in wheelchairs in my life
>your 2019 stanley cup chamion Jets.jpg
Just popped the nigger in the oven, what did I miss?
*HONK HONK HONK*
Sam is going to livestream his an hero
Hate natives
Hate rednecks
Hate mosquitos
Love the Leafs
simple as
Ismo-AP told me Laine will hat trick tonight
Based Baba breaks it up
blues desu
welp jests
ur fucked
Byfuglien is still a playoff beast. He had a hat trick once for the blackhawks against the canucks a while back if I remember correctly.
You guys remember some negro tweeting about the blues and basedboys going crazy over it?
Yeah lol
LOL THE LOSEAPEG JEST
>shots are 1-1
>this shit lit
That was a gr8 game tho
Tony X was cool
if you are from transcona I suggest you leave this thread rn
CN might call you in to work soon so you better get your monsters ready and get off the computer
Gary's obsessed with blacks
Theres a PK "muh personality" Subban interview/video every week
who's Gary?
meant the nhl
oh Bettman. gotcha.
wew, blues are dominating them
I know we have >Jest >Rags >Flim flams >Kangz >Blots >Shorks but what are are the nicknames of other teams?
Blues look like a perfect hockey team in this period
how did you not know that he's talking about bettman? Literal 'tism symptom.
this has been a weird series though, the team that scored the first goal of the game is 1-4 so far
Laffs
they're getting destroyed physically right now
>phlegms
>craps
>vegass
>preddit
>bing bings (this one I don't understand)
>laffs
Whos >bings bings
Fabri almost as bad as Gaudreau last night
Reminder that the Vancouver Canucks are STILL the most successful Canadian team in the 21st century
i'm a casual. fight me.
>jest are supposed to be the best 1st period team in the league
>5 shots
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
Avalanche. This is a new one because they've never been on /hoc/'s radar till now and didn't have a nickname. The meme is like "bing bing wahoo!" and I think it ties in to the whole onions/zoomer meme? I don't know
1-0 is truly the most dangerous lead after all
Avs play super mario sounds at their arena for powerplays or something like that
Bing bings are Avs because they play a Mario 1-up sound effect on a PK, and 'bing bing wahoo' is supposed to be a mockery of Mario collecting coins (bing bing) and saying "Wahoo"
so long gay bowser
BING BING WAHOOOOOO WE'RE GOING TO ROUND TWO
GRAPES TIME
Thanks for the heads up i almost heard a woman talk
Np fren
t. incel
BOY
could grapes ever string a complete sentence together?
Why do you think they call him grapes?
Don run down
>Hellyabuck is keeping the Jets in the game
>Get pucks off the glass
>Loves throatguards
>O'Reilly has good stick bend for face offs
>Always communicate with your teammates
>Loves Jamie Benn
>Losing hurts; Flames coasted into playoffs
>Allan Cup ramblings (what is this????)
Grapes summary:
>Hellybuck keeping Jets in it
>Buff should have put the puck off the glass
>Ryan Oreilly has a weird stick blade, good for faceoffs
>Leafs communicated thats why they won last game
>Benn is great leader, that line is hot
>Empathetic toward Flames
>Avs Wilson's family hockey connection
>Congrats to Allan Cup winners, they play for the love of game
Lehkonen > Kapanen
Kotkaniemi > Laine
Armia > Puljujarvi
bases
wt actual f?
based fellow rundown brother
based again lads. well done.
because of his name...?
You guys make Grapes seem like he's in control of his faculties.
>birthday of Adolf Hitler
>Grapes wears red, white and black suit
>intermission report starts
>"the blues just want it more"
best analysis possible
Very based
disappointing lack of throat guards in this summary
the correct takes are still there, they just come out in very interesting ways
>Craps Relocanes game on now
Hard shant desu
Ron interrupted him and I didn't know if there was going to be more to that, but he never went back
always wear your throat guard kids don't wanna have your trainer stick his fingers down your throat hole just to keep you alive
i guess trips means i have to buy that explanation
Checked
>vegas trips
based
>blues almost score right away again
don't think anyone other than /pol/ and /pol/friends link this to hitler. it's all the weedz
of all the holes to have fingered by a coach, i would probably choose that one
why is /hoc/ so chad?
>tfw no 4'2 wrestling midget girlfriend
>fornicating with rats
H O N K
is their mascot a gecko?
could've called a penalty on connor there
I'd be fine with just having her to watch hockey games with, cuddled on the couch.
>wwe unironically calls this thing a goddess
BURN IT DOWN
he's a gila monster m8
>the architect
>the kingslayer
>the beastslayer
>monday night rollins
based seff making smarks seethe
>not liking IMAGINE-tier girls
hes a monstrosity m8
so dominant he made them move big dog to smackdown
cute!
He bullied DEAN out of the company also
>HONK
>HONK
>HONK
>black guy gets something stolen from him in the strangest twist we've seen yet in these playoffs
>little laying on schenn, not letting him get up
announcers:
>schenn took his time getting up
COME ON GET ONE FOR HELLEBUYCK
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
FUCK YOU CHUGGINPEG
Peggers on the brink
In a blues vs laffs final who do you choose?
these nbc announcers are gargling winnipeg's balls
Sam PROMISED me it was their year
>Can't challenge the obvious interference
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
flames out, jets about to be out
boston better step it up
WOOOOAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOHHH OH OHHH OOOOOOOOOOHHH
excellent use of the challenge
>wienerpeg getting exposed as the regular season FRAUDS they are
kek
KEK
K E K
Leafs are Canada's team
>user! My Blues are winning! This is so exciting!
HEY
HEY
playoff hockey is not for canadian teams
>wasted challenge on first one which was borderline at best
>no challenge for the second one which would have definitely been called back
The absolute state of Poourice
Why does it matter it should have been called anyway.
She looks like my bud’s ex wife. She hates me or else I’d try to penis in vagina
same, but for every woman
Ah, the most dangerous lead in hockey
blues look like they're on a 20 minute PP
Women are God’s only mistake
>shots are 15-1 in the 2nd period
Holy shit have you ever seen such complete and utter domination on the ice
lmao look @ that cat
did you see the canes shellac the caps in game 3
With blues winning this game there is only one canadian team left.
t. incel
>shots 25-6 bloos
kill yourself
>user, my Blues are looking really good tonight. Yeah?
last night in calgary
Stop posting her it’s making me seethe
>16-1
holy shit that's sad
>OUT SHOT 16-1
OH NO NO NONONONONONO
>A whopping ONE shot in the second period
Is that a playoff record
AHAHAHAHAHA LOSERPEG JEST
LMAO
THESE DUMB FUCKING CHUGS THOUGHT THEY WERE WINNING THE CUP
TOP KEKE MY SIDES
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6 FUCKING SHOTS
IMAGINE BEING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE AT HOCKEY
LMAOOOOOO
>I can't believe I'm dating a loser who cares about a game this much
>Jets playing like ass
>Worst officiating in the series
Fucking Jets I swear to god
Literally what the fuck is wrong with teams this year. So much disappointment and choking.
>blots
>pongs
>flames
>jest
>WAHHH IT'S ALL THE REFS FAULT WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...
Try Reddit if you don’t like Yea Forums’s culture m8
No the Jets are playing like dogshit, six shots is a fucking joke. The selective blindness of the refs isn't helping though
>culture
>Yea Forums
pick one incel
They are the same nowadays
Cope
>miss one call
Good teams can overcome one bad call
It’s getting worse and worse by especially by actual non-whites and cucks posting >incel 390 times a day
>Interference on Tanev
>GI
>Holding the stick on Lowry
Really makes you thinking face
They should trade this guy. Seriously
St. Louis is great (besides the niggers)
And the questionable(ish) call on Buff for the bench scuffle
>put a man in a headlock 10 seconds after the whistle
>questionable
Ok retard
West County is great*
Sam where are you?
Hey look a shot on goal
hey jets dont worry we will win the cup for canada this year t. leafs
Grabbing someone from the bench is a penalty which is the questionable call
all the >jest had to do was beat the >preddits and they wouldn't be matched agains the hottest team in the league, but they choked
Just started watching. How are the shots 29-9? Don't the Jets know this is an elimination game?
Imagine actually thinking you will beat the bruins HAHA
And how many tacky interference calls and shit go uncalled the other way? Those ones equal out. The fact is they are getting outshot by a massive margin and have looked uninterested all game
>pull a man's stick preventing him from quickly dissengaging
>be shocked when he retaliates
>not questionable(ish)
Ok retard
This is the only part I know. And St. Charles.
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONON
>hat trick
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SAM ON SUICIDE WATCH
rest in piss winnipeg
Fuck its over
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F
OH NO NO NO NO NO
SCHWARTZ HATTY
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What happened?
>A FUCKING HAT TRICK
OH NONONONONONONONONONON
>LOSERPEG JESTS
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OH NO
OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH HAHAHAHAHAH NO NO NO NO
>jets
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TOP FUCKING KEK
This Fucking sucks
Man Buff is a terrible dman.
imagine giving up a hat trick in a fucking elimination game
ET UN ET DEUX ET TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROIIIIIIIIIIIIS
what do they do with the hats they pick up from the hat trick?
Lmao, what was Scheifele doing there?>
>NATURAL hat trick for Schwartz
Get absolutely fucked shittipeg
going to bed early good luck next round blues
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>allowing a hat trick in an elimination game
>the absolute colony of weinerpig
but he checks people really hard and hes really tall!
throw them all in a big bin and then piss on em
At the end of the game one guy comes out wearing them all in a big stack and everyone claps
Guess the Blues got the upside of the Schwartz.
the player who scores the hattie gets to look through them and keep any that they want and then they donate the rest to charity
Depends on the team. Some teams give them to the player, or put them in a display in the arena, or just throw them out for sanitary reasons
Can confirm I do this for my local minor affiliate
Can't blame Hellebuyck when the shots are 3 to fucking 1 in an elimination game
>CBC making it look like the watch party is watching their broadcast
Little just broke that defencmans arm. Wheres the call?
I've seen one stadium can't remember which where they had a big glass case displaying them all piled in there
YOU LOOK NERVOUS
Since there was a hatty you get get a blues hat for 50% off tomorrow, the $9 shipping is a ripoff though.
Some steam them and donate them to charity shops
lol
LOL
>YOU LOOK NERVOUS
ABSOLUTE BANTZ
Laine and Byfuglien goals incoming
t. knower
>YOU LOOK NERVOUS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
on the nhl store?
Based Saskatchewan boy Schwartz dabbing on Manitobans
YOU LOOK NERVOUS
YOU LOOK NERVOUS
YOU LOOK NERVOUS
HSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHIMPERPEG FANS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
Covering the post obviously. Post most dangerous player on ice
>Canada will NEVER win another cup
Not so fast Blues. Refpuck is here to save the day.
St Louis store sadly.
What is this suppose to imply? The refs always try to stay clear of the puck
This. Saskatchewan is the dominant prairie/flood/desert province.
Manitoba is only prairie in the south west and south central areas. About 1/8th of the total land mass of the province.
what in christ's name is that font, user
thanks, im probably gonna order one
not sure it matters, but i hope i dont have 9 dollar shipping. im a local, so unless its coming directly from taiwan or something idk
>11 shots on net
>Zero shots on the pp
They have given up
if youre a local just go to the fucking arena and buy one dipshit.
>they can't even get a shot on a pp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST SEND THEM BACK TO ATLANTA AT THIS POINT OH NO NO NO LMAOOOOOOO
We can't even win the Canada Cup of Finland. God it is like hockey hates us!
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Saskatchewan is only true prairie in the southern half, but with bits of high ground with tress and some desert. Manitoba definitely has less, and more of the wet swamp shit further north, but both are generally fucked come next glacial period (see flooding and extreme temperatures).
i do not want to go downtown, i hat eit there
>tfw jets
time to go huff some gas down on river avenue
>11 shots
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
LMAO JUST RELOCATE THE WIENERPEG JOKES BACK TO THE SUNBELT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
REMEMBER HOW THIS TEAM WAS A CONTENDER??
MY SIDES DONT
AnticSlab, I like it better than the regular font but since I got pie I don't believe the app works anymore.
mirin that blues D, really thick, solid, tight
35 year old boomer here. Grew up in Edwardsville and left to Houston when I was 12. Member going to the barn and watching Hull, Shanahan and Oates at the old barn. Am I welcome on the bandwagon?
Looks like Canada is going to have to wait for the Canucks to be good again
MOUNTAIN MAMA
The code should come up automatically tomorrow when you order, but if it doesn't just check their Instagram account and it'll have it. Like the other user said, if you're local it's free to pickup at the arena.
Luckily we will all be long dead before it happens
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME. COUNTRY ROOOOOAAAAD
WEST VIRGINNNNNIIIIIAAAAA
...
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOME
We'll be back soon.
Sure thing m8
>relying on us
very grim
>the hockey news
WEST VIRGINIA
Why do they sing a song about west Virginia
St. Louis showing Pittsburgh and Washington how to HONK HONK HONK properly
Did you know it’s been 25 years since a Canadian team has hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup?
Inb4 muh Canadian players
KEK ALL THE DIFFERENT HORNS
And Cowgary
RUH ROH
UH OH
OH NONONONONONONONONON
>IT WAS 3-0
SHTINNGTON
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
>one on the board
Thank Christ
Too little too late. Fuck Canada and fuck Canada people.
Is it happening?
>tfw i finally get to post this
Remontada ?
blues gonna get 2 more to match the score from last night
Blues better answer back.
o god cute bum and fetsies o noooo
26 years m8
Bloos looking SHOOK
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>IT WAS 3-1
Loserpeg comes back and I'll shit in a sock
And it will continue until the prophesied
>snes
win stan lee's cup
Halifax Hals will win it for Canada
Maybe, maybe not. We might not see the big ice sheet, but we are likely to see the transition period where more flooding occurs and longer wet and cold winters.
im panicking
>implying American teams arn't chockers full of Canadian born players
Ok buddy
>This game would be completely different if the Jest didn't waste their challenge
AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH
My Toronto Maple Leafs shall be bringing the Lee home this summer, as well as my rapties, who will bring home their first NBA championship.
No speaky espani
I thought the earth was warming up
WE want the stars to btfo the preds.
Blues vs Sharks conference finals
Caps vs Leafs conference finals
This but Islenders Laffs ECF
stars beat the preds already right?
>shorks
>sharks
>Sharks
wew lad
we want stars avs conference final, make it nostalgic
as a blues fan, i feel a lot better about us fucking the perds considering our season record against them
>not wanting a blues vs Ted final
>sharks
i want blues canes
finna boutta pad some stats
>more "greenhouse gases"
>more trapped heat
>higher sea levels/more surface area of water
>more water evaporation
>more water/energy in the atmosphere
>more water dropping down on the land
>more snow/ice that needs to be melted after winter before more water wants to drop
>too much water in spring before winter melt results in heavy flooding
>more water for next winter freeze
>more snow/ice reflects more sunlight away
It should be easy to see why "global warming" is more than just "warming". It's adding more energy to the systems and more water should be expected to drop on the land masses. Then there is also the issue with rebounding polar crusts and how that might cause earthquakes and volcano activity. Things could get fucked up quicker than we think.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLOWN THE THE FUCK OUTTTTTTT
F
nice leadership from ur captain there, cuckerpeg
>4 minutes
IT'S OVER
NEW
oskar sundqvist is my snaggletoothed husband
S
>jests
kek
Retard
>take a 4 minute penulty in the last 2 minutes of your season
>Inadvertant whistle
Just what I want to see in the playoffs
>user are you happy about the Blues winning?
>NOT SO FAST BLUESFAGS
STOP POSTING HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RUH ROH RAGGY
OH NOOOOO
guys?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
RUH ROH
Why are you obsessed with this mad men thot
WTF??????
>Activate it
>little bit of blood
>extra 2min
Still a dumb rule, but Jets are fucked either way. I'd prefer they handed out an extra 2 if it's apparent the player was being negligent/intentional with his stick movements. Cut skin does not mean there was more force, just that the stick made a tearing motion more than a straight on hit.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
they gonna do it ?????????????
>wienerpeg
Blues choke inbound
laine almost did a fucking thing lads
>jest
Wtf is wrong with the bloos
Refpuck we did it r*ddit! on to round two
agreed, with how a double minor almost always results in a goal, it's a huge deal
>shitterpeg
LMFAO get the FUCK out of here you faggot jest faggot fucks
BALEWWWWWS
OHNONONONONONO
BLUES WIIIIIIIIIIN
best series in a while lads
>JEST
imagine losing all 3 home games
>Blue's song is Gloria
Based and bluepilled.
Last place on january 3rd
Get FUCKED Cuckerpeg! BTFO LMAO!
its ok man, winnipeg has other stuff besides hockey!
like....
oh...
what? it as a trash series lad
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>, user
kys
Hey hey what do you say
The Blues just won the match today
mission fail we gonna get them next time...like that