/hoc/

>shows up only during regular season
>does jack shit

Amazing show by tampa

for

go knights

Haven't had my ice ratings update in a while!
Would love to here the procents

Its me, thank you fren

What will your reaction be when we win game 7?

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you'r are welcome fren

hear*

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

Kings fag here went up to vegas for a game last February
TONS of babes like this were at the rink I was walking around with a half chub
didn't help that I was drunk tho

Haven't done it in a while but here
>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

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based

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how you going to win game seven when you lose game 6?

seething calGAYryan that they got beaten by sunbelt ice

For me, it's listening to all of the drunk qts in the Vegas crowd going "weeeeeewwwwwwww" at the top of their lungs in the 3rd period of a game that they're leading.

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PATRICE BERGERON, WITH THE POINT OF THE DAGGER AT THEIR THROATS. THEY RIP IT OUT OF TORONTOS HANDS AND KILL THE BEAST.

Win game 6 first

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I wanna go again next season
where do the hunnies go after the game??

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what will your reaction be when the leafs lose game 6??

>Shannon hates the Preddit chants
APOLOGIZE

youtube.com/watch?v=4NVmIsUtAv8
bang it. bruins might not win the cup, but they will beat toronto.

there wont be a game 7

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Not surprised then, because they couldn’t close it out. If they can, then color my ass surprised

Shannon is a cuck. Who cares what he hates

youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

t. seething predditor

>first seed teams are out
>most dominat team in the season got BTFO completely
>the only division winner which still might advance is Caps
>all remaining teams have similar chances to win
Is this gonna be the crziest play offs since 2012?

Jason Dickinson.

Yes....THE Jason Dickinson.

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t. boiling nashville hill billy

SO cash

>Wrong on both counts
Oof

Staying fuming trailer trash.

no u

based jack. Why won't the jerks respect Pie?

it was cool when u swept the blackhawks

it became pretty gay pretty fast

For me, it's Ryan O'Reilly with the hattrick

why don't they list the real start times of the games? 7pm in the playoffs means 7:20pm.... pisses me right off

reminder that vegas is a bigger hockey city than all of canada

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Give Gnashville the Dickin, SON!

meant for

/hoc/ btfo

give it five years

Dumb phoneposter

Ottawatch something else desu.

Just use your knowledge of the 20 minute delay to your advantage; while cucks are sitting patiently for the game to start for a half an hour you could be studying the texts of Kant and Hegel

Lol, Even Dallas is higher up there than most Canadian teams!

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=ybFvM77xyS8

you mean 2011?

>Arizona and Carolina are bigger hockey cities than Ottawa

I bet Gary smells blood in the water right now.

how can attendance be over 100%? these teams must be breaking fire/safety regulations and should be tossed out of the league...

game 6 is a must win imo

Never mind I cant read

>KT is a QT

Friendly reminder that after tonight no more canadian teams will be here. Day of the rake is happening tonight boys

Lmfao at the teams under Florida

>2 years ago they almost got to the finals
>now they are a dumpster fire who gave up their best players on the verge of relocation
What went wrong?

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standing room

?

Average attendance is Chicago then Montreal tho?

Chiraq is really surprising

Means oversold capacity

at least people in florida and carolina have decency to not give a shit about teams which shouldn't be there

>toothpaste

ownership don't got the dough ray me

ya seethe bitch

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Will Patty Flossnite score tonight?

OH NO NO NO NO

who /stinkyballs/ here?

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not reading that shit again

>Fucking Arizona higher than Isles and Florida
This is just sad

Hold on let me scratch and sniff

bases

>in all of us command

Singing black guy incoming

Dude all my friends in new york dont give a FUCK. I tell them that their hockey team is murdering right now and they have no clue or an ounce of care.

it's happening again because no one made a thread again

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i fucking hate hellybuck

Why are leafs fans the most annoying people in the world?
They haven't won anything.

>in all of us command

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Who wants a /hoc/ guild?

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>we

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still too good right now

>unironically counting the laffs

What's up with that broken English m8?

Oi! GAAAAAARRYYYYYYYY
Start the fAcking game, lad!

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I would but there’s zero way I’ll have the free time to commit to being good

go blues, I want maximum meme teams in the second round

Keep sending flowers thx

Mike Richards had world class skill and played like a grinder. Was it that sort of tough and in your face style that led to his decline?

photoshopped teams only have 1 gm thats a fake

Blues have unironically the best record since January

i'm back from dinner guys what did i miss

Betting is legal lad they're fucking with everybody

i'm in

Pls respond

uber hidden camera show

Not much

Hasn't hockey in the NYC area been around for close to a century now? Why is that such a bad market? Immigrants?

Same, I doubt most people would have the time for that

>JEST

>jests

Blues already scarred

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KEK

What is is about this year's playoffs that there's a goal within the first 1 minute so often

based fucking blose

>jests

>jest
lmfao

>420
>saw Memerson get BTFO last night and basking in the fallout
>friends cancelled plans
>won 30$ on a 5$ lottery ticket
>jets game
>another day off tomorrow

pretty comfy lads

>Jest
Fastest decline of a potentially good team I've ever seen

espn.com/nhl/attendance/_/sort/homePct

He had off ice issues that I would say contributed mostly to his decline.

Didn't he use hella drugs to cope with the pain and then got hooked on them?

where is sam

It's the gender neutral version of "in all thy sons command."

I was at an Argos home opener a few years ago the first time they sang the anthem this way and the crowd booed.

muh giants
muh yankees

TORONTO SAVE US

Cheap ticket prices

Bloos v Laffs scf

All we know is he was abusing them, yes. Even got busted for it at the border

You'll NEVER believe what happened next!

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>jest

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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>the dilapidated shantytown shithole of canada

since when the fuck do teams have more than 1 gm well done espn trolling fucks and you believed them lmaoing at you

what a surprise that backwoods hill billys would boo the idea of inclusion of over 50% of the population

do more

the lightning won the game and swept the series, right?

>Avs managed to recover from a disastrous season and knock out a first seed team in 2 years
>Devlels, Yotes, Sabres, Kitties and Soilers still fucking suck for over 5 seasons

>muh inclusion
Try Reddit

wow teds btfo, they will surely never recover!

Tyler Myers mother is a major coalburner.

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CTE ball and Dominican Swing is so boring.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

They should show this pic to Kucherov as he receives Hart Trophy

Baseball is great sport to just have on in the background while you're doing something else

Do one for Flims/Avs

should they make all the religious references religion nuetral too? no, because changing lyrics based on inclusion is fucking retarded

dont worry canada, the leafs will bring the cup home

>Roundabout-Yes.mp3

Is Sam really dead?

>jets
why

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Sorry babe but men built that country. The song shouldn't have changed just to make women feel like they did something.

try /pol/ hill billy

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tits or gtfo, roastie

Your name is racist

you're not allowed to root for the patriots.
consider yourself disowned.

>he's an avs fan
imagine my shock

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I’m usually in /pol/ and /hoc/ at the same time

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Cancer. Get out of here

Based

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>jackets used switch card.jpg

go back and stay there racist, /hoc/ is for everybody

the aria because it's next door

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>being terrified of conservative values
wew

then isn't it technically for racists as well?

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what are you trying to say. There are 82 games in a regular season

t. incels

you should add /r9k/ to your list m8s

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Imagine if both all canadian teams AND all division champions gets eliminated in round one.

/hoc/ is for straight white males who live north of the mason-dixon line

Absolute unit

Fat people are disgusting. They are an eyesore to look at and shouldn't be allowed in public except to exercise.

how do you get this fat?

racist hill billys don't count as part of "everyone" since they exclude themselves from everyone else. retard.

yes but no racists

even then, there should be designated fat people gyms

>only /r9k/ posters go to church and believe in small government

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>our home and native land
This isn't your native land CHANGE THIS NOW

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it says gms you fucking imbecile as in general managers you are a fucking moronic cunt and you got trolled by espn lmao youre a dumb prick

extreme addiction.

His TDEE must be like 3500 just for maintenance. It takes effort to eat at a surplus for so long

s-see you there?

i know this is what you think the political spectrum looks like but reddit may be more your speed

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Watch my 600 pound life, its amazing

>true patriot love
PATRIOTISM IS FASCISM SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

>yfw true globalist love

>go to church
imagine unironically believing in a zombie hippie
imagine also going against his exact philosophies and teachings of peace and love of all

Agreed.

It's not their fault. It's their genetics.

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>one Penguins jersey, please

Being American

>tfw left the ranch dressing out again last night

bring back the based 'diques

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in the 1% case you arent trolling, "GMS" is abbreviated for "GAMES". 41 home games, 41 away.

there's no place in hockey for niggers or faggots

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Dumb yuppie spotted

>reaching for extremes to mock muh left
back ya go faggot hill billy

>low fat
>extra creamy
hmmmmm

>zombie hippie
Jesus is LORD

Extremely based

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fuck you casual

*steals your expansion slot*

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>State of this /hoc/ thread
Sharks also fuck pollen allergies.

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Xheattle Dickgirls

>reddit
sorry my r/thedonald friend, but your home site of reddit is trash

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I never got that logo, I used to think it was some figure lifting his head over something and only later I realised it's a puck and a stick next to some cave

>In June 1990, Toronto City Council voted 12 to 7 in favour of recommending to the Canadian government that the phrase "our home and native land" be changed to "our home and cherished land"
I don't need to reach far

how is cyber racism even real? like nigga look away

Buttkike won't allow it. Although I don't think the market is there tbqh. The best possibility for a new Canadian team would be in the GTA but it has become clear that MLSE will not let this happen.

>slovoakia
based 3rd world hill billy

absolutely btfo

Fuck off we're full

based fuck the nords

alright i like this guy

viva la raza

We might be poor but not turd world

why would david perron go back to the blues for a third time after they clearly didn't give a shit about him the first two times?

>gets called a faggot Redditfag
>n-no you
clockwork

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

zoom zoom

Imagine just IMAGINE getting offended on Yea Forums

this is 4channel my zoomer friend

>why yes, my favorite hockey team is the Stars, how did you know?

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ya boiling
ya red hot

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Unregulated food

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worked into a seethe by the mere mention of based 'diques

imagine getting triggered over millionaires putting pucks/balls into a net

>offended
Never, feeling boiling rage, sometimes. Only when my team gets beaten though

whats your guys' OHL teams? Steelheads here

I only get mad when I see non-whites in my white Christian community

twitter.com/thecbjartillery/status/1119721071438123009?s=21

I always think of it as based hockey elephant

How do we get more non whites into hockey?

lol only in america would you see that

For me, it’s the Otters

Colts

Habby 4/ twentee

imagine the smell

have more KFCs and watermelons inside the hockey rinks

>how do we eliminate poverty
you can't

>lifting his head
durr I meant his arm

it doesn't help that the government told everyone to eat grain and not saturated frats for 40 years (the exact way to get gigantic af and get type 2 diabeetus)

remove the ice

>that flag
>white Christian community
do you also fuck your "white" sister too hill billy?

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Non-whites OUT

wodders?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

>all those commenters getting worked by sid
his takes are always outlandishly confident

seeing that is as rare as seeing an IFBB competitor walking around. They take about as much effort as one another.

My sister lives three states away I hardly know her feels bad

>getting paid to shitpost on live TV
Based

Only people at a healthy weight are allowed in /hoc/

If Blues win this game, they win the series IMO

Contrary to popular belief, hockey IS NOT for everyone

is anyone even following preddit vs dullass?

>The 2017 Obesity Update by the OECD placed Canada among its most overweight countries, with 25.8 per cent of the population aged 15 and over considered obese.

im not leaving you cannot make me

The OP pic is from the last GDT. Pretty fun series 2bh

NONONO CANABROS WE WERE TOO COCKY

I will g

6'2 190 reporting in, thinking about HEEMing all you unhealthy weighters

nah man I went to america once and saw 3 of those things in one shopping mall

thats in a single day

no way just try it ill even give u my address come thru

What if I promise you extra food stamps?

>going to the mall
Non-whites OUT

i got this feeling that the boston trannies will choke game 6. i'm sure some of you feel it too

america is double that obesity rate LOL

6'1

188 here. prob 13-15% BF

how many sharts?

bruins succubus

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You're a big guy

The Blues wear a lot of blue.

>shopping mall
who tf goes to the mall anymore? fake and gay

Easy, i'll just give it to your son that you abandoned. You will be forced to move again

>can hear muh 4/20 concert going on
hate stoners desu

im p well off relatively ty tho

For me, it’s having a masculine beer gut and masculine chest hair

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how many coaches corners are there per week in the 'yoffs?

4/20 stops making any sense once you're past 20, why not just make every day "4/20" if you love it that much?

im a virgin tho

t.hamplanet

the whole rally thing isn't even necessary, it's legal now. not to mention every time stoners do this gathering shit they leave a mess

Only >women can be hamplanets I’m a bear

remember when tampa bay got swept in the first round

2/10

The CDC says otherwise

CAR @ WSH game 5
soon

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more like a beard LOL

haha oh man those were the days

Yikes

honk honk

isn't beer linked with estrogen?

looking forward to the grapes summary desu

I'm not reading Kunt and Fagel

Yeah some kinds more than others I believe IPA is the worst

it is, but you need to be a degenerate that drinks every single day

lads my sisters boyfriend is in the hall, the pissbottles are full and imma burst what do??

>big long blade

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The Byffuglien turnover leading to a goal was nearly the same as Subban today.

>Ron literally raising his hand to say say something
hahaha oh jeez

Why did Calgary do so terribly? They had one if not the leagues best defense and some pretty good scorers.

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they relied on manlet scoring

they play in a meme conference where everybody is equally bad

mentally weak team can't handle the bants or losses

>phlegms

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lil pusy team

Do you have access to a window? Dump out a bottle and then piss in that one.

Grapes literally just explained it

Canada teams suck at hockey.

>fuck up horribly
>still better than these fuckups

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Go pee in the kitchen sink make sure your sister can see

i too saw this on reddit m8

pee on her face while the bf watches or ur a pussy

i had a roommate piss out the window once and our neighbour complained, he was a dumbass...

women shouldn't be allowed on tv

the window is blocked by the AC, im tempted to piss in an empty chips bag

BASED

>led by an american manlet
Go figure

Why not?

>ted's first goal was at 9:15
>clock in pic shows 6:25

pls explain

incel

Fins shouldn't be allowed to live

why the fuck dont you leave your room and use the toilet, are you so much of a pussy you can't be in the same space as another man for 5 seconds

They’re retarded and contribute nothing m8 lmao have you ever talked to a woman lmao they’re fucking dumb

calm down kadri

>clock in pic shows 6:25

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have sex

monahan isn't a 1C

hes an asshole and much bigger than me ( im 5'6)

I’ve has sex literally thousands of times lad

wew

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Bettman went back in time and reversed the Lightning win that night

9:15 comes later in the game than 6:25
is this bait or are you legitimately retarded

Someone just smashed my neighbours windshield lol

was itna migrant?

Is it a big "family-size" bag, or one of those little single-serve bags? Because if it's the latter, you will overfill it.
Your average teen / adult male's bladder capacity is about the same as a standard 20 fl. oz. gatorade bottle (or slightly less). That's way bigger than a single-serve chip bag.

REEE STUPID STONERS AND THEIR MEGAPHONES IT'S LEGAL ALREADY YOU FUCKS

>Americans

sex with your couch doesn't count

i put my weenie in my couch a couple of times. it felt okay

just some bydlo
fuck him, his dog is annoying

fuck FUCK I don't know what to do, should I piss in an towel?

what happened to the lgbtqing?

cool beans cool beans
tried that once but didnt really do it for me

saw a ukrainan restaurant yesterday. would you rec?

Piss out the window

Their stars disappeared.

they play in a stacked conference where every team is a threat (:

piss into your bed and sleep in it you fucking worthless turd ahahahaha

This works well with softer cushions. You can work up a bit of friction and it feels all right. Just watch out for the popcorn kernels that have been stuck down there for weeks.

i was also around 12 and discovering things to put my weenie in. the first time i fapped i had no idea what cumming was so i ended up nutting all over my stomach, i was actually kinda shocked because so much came out

not sure. probably better than indian though

Even the
>rags?

>cool beans
hate that phrase desu
but what i hated more was this STUPID bitch i had to train at my old job, and after everything i taught here, she would say "cool peas, cool peas."

They thought they were a Canadian team for long enough to get eliminated

my girlfriend had an addiction for eating the foam inside couch cushions

pajeet food is pretty good desu

Why is Siri so fucking cheeky lads

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>implying what the avs did to Calgary isn't comparable to the teds and bolts

Should have hit her

Do you know a girl named Sasha from Odessa? She’s my sister in law

put your name on sean

every playoff team

uhh not really. poolumbus never won a playoffs series in their HISTORY, while tampon tied an age old record of most wins in the regular season. flams are in constant mediocrity

Agree. I grew up in Surrey. BC. Can confirm yo.

bretty sure her husband unironically did. often. probably because he was also sick of her saying cool peas

yeah, she's a skank

is this the most hilarious year ever in terms of upsets? literally everyone's brackets are in tatters

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which mcdonalds?

One has Mike Smith as a goalie so no.

>he's never had pajeet food
it's like you pussies never leave your house and try new things to eat

based

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nothing will ever top the kings ruse cruise

Butter chicken is alright 2 b real hon with you guys.

t. white guy

She can be cool sometimes but only sometimes

I wonder if Torontos are think aw lawd it is all opening up for us. It's our year at last. They should know better what is coming...

t. rajesh

i weight 635 pounds leaving home is not an option

how do i get a gf that has nice feet?

Weighing that much you probably already do to McDonalds

Blues in 6

if >we make it to round 2 i'll be satisfied

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Pee in a shoe.

Hang out outside a nail salon and offer to pay

I went inside a pajeet place and sat down and it smelled funny so I left when the pajeet went to get me a water. I walked down further in the plaza and got Pizza Hut

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its good but you should go with a pajeet friend, if you go alone as a whitey some will give you old/discarded shit cause they think you don't know better. Same thing for caribbean places, if I don't go with my friends they will get gypped hard on portions and on quality.

zappos.com

I hope bruins win in 7 but you guys losing to memejackets would be nice too

unironically going to do this
thx leaf

FUCK Carlton the bear

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Add some nan bread and its a great meal

street shitting scum

Ya boiling

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my obama maid fetches food for me actually

>implying I have a Pajeet friend
I’m not going to invite the guy who sells me smokes to a meal

Do not! Imagine how creepy it will be lad

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kinda rude

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clean your nails k******

clean your nails

nice shit wiping pajeet hand sean

report back this sounds stupid as fuck

Skip the dishes

Why do you think about kippers so much

what other action options do i have?

it's so hard to find girls with nice feet though. it's like an internet myth

imagine if NHL had relegation to a lower league

I think that’s the Toronto area code

im not indian tho

>refs already helping the caps

i didn't say kippers i said kypreos

>Waahhh REFS WAHHHHHHHHH H HHHHHHHHHHHH
Shut the FUCK up

Oh I see, honest mistake. Carry on.

yeah, thats toronto, we have a lot of unfortunately named pajeet owned pizza chains in the GTA

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>canes fans already whining
name a more EASILY asspained fanbase

THIS nobody gives a shit about this crying from either side just shut the fuck up niggers

Oilers

>refs already bailing out the shit caps because all the other shit teams already got btfo

no i think they're used to the humiliation by now

Do you think they each have a Sumit and Gagan?

I guess you're right but maybe have a survay for something that actually gives you an opening to approach and talk to women and not spill spaghetti everywhere

Well we're basically America on a much smaller scale so its not surprising. Our lifestyles are almost exactly the same

>check facebook
>that one weird guy who was fat and was a mix of being a hipster/into nerdy shit became a tranny
makes sense

>>check facebook

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the jets may be eliminated tonight, but never forget that the new ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

will everyone PLEASE stay hydrated!

people still use boomerbook?

i think we're going to need too see Sumit v Gagan Part II. To see if they maintain consistency

yes

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Just filled up my water bottle lad
Agreed, make it happen dominos user

hellebuck is the only reason its not 4-0

ill hydrate your mom if you dont tell me how you feel about your u18 team getting relegated today

>Jest

com on jetsts

trannies are really something, man. kinda weird knowing that it's some dude i talked to back in highschool too

guess which one it is kek

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Fuck the leafs
Fuck toronto
Fuck their fans
Fuck everything about your hockey organization.
You are scum.

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i was thinking of pretending to be a professional photographer with a business card too. there's a nail salon like 10 mins from me that has tons of asian qt clients

>buff getting old
>wheeler getting old
>laine is useless shit
jest core is already in shambles

ghastly sight

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A bit rude lad

>guess which one it is
the fat guy on the right
can you even call that a tranny

8 on 4 PP seems legit

far right
i had an old bandmate/friend move away tenish years ago. became a "tranny" about 5 years ago. went back to being a man 2 years ago. now is married with a kid. very strange.

there's no need to be this angry online

Don't worry Poo Jackets will win in 5

I miss playing in bands lads

rent free

>we'll get laine to the wc
ez gold this year

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>that person that gets paid to take pics of chicks wearing heels
must be living the life

>finland getting laine to the wc
ez gold for us this year

>jests have 1 shot the period
oh no no nonononono

i already told you idgaf, pekka
this place is filled with retards, i'm amazed we even assembled a team

>Laine not wanting to stay home and play Fortnite all summer
Big think

asians have ugly feet anyway

how to live that life for real

Bulju playing in it or is he still recovering

recovering

why are they so shit

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most women have gross feet. top tier asian feet > top tier feet of other races

that guy's zit/birthmark/whatever is so fucking distracting how can anyone watch his vids

recovering from finlandium bustitis. the damage is too much, it may be permanent

>SIX SHOTS ON GOAL

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I wanted to watch him play with his countrymen again

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gotta disagree, feet are the one thing that white women aren't completely outclassed at by other races. only issue is shitty tattoos and deformed toes from wearing bad shoes

At least preds put up a fight.

REMINDER
WHEELER WILL BE 35 SOON
BUFF WILL BE 35 SOON
JEST CORE IS ALREADY IN SHAMBLES

it makes me physically ill to look at

>facing elimination
>play like absolute shit
jets why

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based diogenes not giving a fuck about alexander the great

S I X
I
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SHOTS ON GOAL
H
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S

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6 shots on goal in an elimination game

how

just how

Post Teds legacy merch

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this game needs a fight

I miss the oh shit faggot poster

patrick "lazy fuck" laine needs to work on his skating

>migrants
>in ukraine

Having strawberry ice cream ama

do you miss crimea?

Clean your keyboard, Ted.

Trap

kys

what made you turn into such a homosexual?

It just works

state of your board m8. eat in the dining room like an adult please

do you miss seeing your dick w/o a mirror?

lol jest

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>both Toronto and Montreal have higher average attendances
I think you missed that little fact. Also, cheaper ticket prices and less scalpers. Nobody just walks up to the box office and buys a pair of tickets to a Leafs game. You'll get a single seat, and that's about it. The rest are in the hands of scalpers and corporations.

Strawberries

dat bird

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>implying i'm fat
maybe it's you who's fat because you didn't put up much of a fight

>justs

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REMINDER. BASED canadian teams power rankings

nucks - snes - hasb

POWER GAP

nordiques

POWER GAP

jest

POWER GAP

alborta

POWERGAP

shit

MASSIVE POWERGAP

>laffs

at least you still have ted

basically this but reversed

just banter, lad
let's watch the games, eh?

basically this but reversed

Ukraine make a thread pls

New thread

sure thing m80
why not post some interesting ukranian things while >we're in intermission, buildings, landmarks, food, whatever

...

based but laffs should be above nordiques