/mlb/

Based retard, neither of those teams have fans

more than yours

scuba
Kek
SCUBA!

Blue Jays have a pretty cool leaf fan here

the pie rats cant keep getting away with this

Rain delay (lightning storm) in Pittsburgh will last at least 45 more minutes.

Good job Cardinals

They took the lead maybe 1-2 minutes before the delay, nature willed them forward.

wtf happened to the barves? they seemed decent in the NLDS and announcers were saying the Braves were "ahead of schedule" by getting to the postseason with their rebuild or some shit.

Gorgeous Top Prospect Cole Tucker says otherwise

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He's not Gallie gorgeous!

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>barves
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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mariners!

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Nice glasses xer

>scubas in charge of getting over .500

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Galvez just did some real cool shit barehanded

Sorry I didn't know

Dodgers @ Brewers thread

twitter.com/Athletics/status/1119735969668681728

he pitched better for the jays

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How's MLB The Show 19?

Have some more glasses, friend.

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Shan't be making fun of doggos even if it is a Mariners doggo. Well played.

My team didn't play today. Someone please cheer me up.

At least you aren't a Mets fan.

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>xer

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Don't worry, Cabrera's contract is only 6 more years.

oh you can die now assholes (all above me)

Red Sox are back

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Twisns won @ Orioles (part 1 of 2)

TIL Curtis Granderson is still playing in the major leagues

Are are the Red Sox pretending to be bad at baseball?

What is the best game you have ever seen and why is it game 7 of the 2016 world series?

>chuck a bat
>unsurprisingly chimp out at bantz from the white pitcher
>become the face of the franchise
Hm

is this the Astros-Rangers game thread?

>already 3-0
le sigh

haha phillies gave up a inside the park hr

shut the fuck up

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES

It's looking like consecutive losses to the worst team in MLB. Not good.

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>Pirates get a cop-out shortened game win

Oh fuck off

galleybomb

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marlins gave away barry bonds on a good contract for lewis brinson

please stop misspelling seethe

resd

Yelly is a smelly. Should be working at the deli. Has a big fat belly. I can see it on my telly.

It's "themspelling", first and last warning

This is crazy

where are the morals for these psychopaths? who the hell raised these guys?!

no morals...none.

For me it's the Kansas City Morals

fuck this guy!

For me it's Brent Morel

JOEY GALLIE
*clap clap clap clap*

lol...lmao...KEK!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss having a meme knuckleball pitcher in MLB

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:D

>mlb sucking Yelich's cock down their throat and out their ass

>Yelich - 228 wRC+
>Trout - 234 wRC+

why do they do such a shit job marketing the best player in the game

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we're trying our hardest

they do a shit job marketing everything about the game. you don't hear anything about baseball between november and february

To be fair, November through February is a very busy period in the sports calendar
>end of NFL season + playoffs
>end of college football + bowls/playoffs
>college basketball, NBA and NHL all in the middle of their seasons
>meanwhile in baseball it's just free agency and even then the biggest signings are being pushed further back, don't even have a draft to look forward to in the offseason since MLB does theirs in June

you're not wrong. my only contention is that they rake in 10 figures a year, we ought to hear or see SOMETHING during the offseason

we should extend the season to 250 games a year

kek. tuesday games in january would have fewer fans than players at the park

Do you want them to shout his name from the rooftops for his 1 walk 1 strike out game that he has going right now?

nah but they could definitely build a brand with him. even just a 15-second commercial on like tuesdays during whatever reality show bullshit is on

so it'd be like a marlins game

>wRC+

Tips

>haven't bought MLB cards since I was ~10 (32 years old)
>at wally world
>decide to pick up some booster packs
>Topps everywhere
>where's based Upper Decker?
>learn that Topps has total control over MLB cards
>no Upper Decker, no Fleer, No Donruss

Thats some straight up bullshit

sucks, doesn't it? nothing's as cool as it was when we were kids. i ran to michael's earlier today to grab a baseball display case and they didn't bother keeping them stocked on the shelf, so when i asked the worker in the aisle he looked at me sideways like the sport had never existed

Bryce knew he had that before he even came to the plate

tfw no more mlb showdown from wizards cards

You get anything good trading cards in middle school was fun as hell

muh dik

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rays?

more like...

...

GAYS

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that's crazy he should try it against professional hitters in the american league

i laughed my ass off at the morons who freaked out that he was named opening day starter. dude has been absolutely filthy this whole first month

This one might even be nastier. Goddamn.

twitter.com/PitcherList/status/1119795781760843776

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Holy shit

>not interested league
no thanks

BASED

You may think a certain player sucks, but at least they aren't "Ehire Adrianza struck out against Chris Davis" sucks

Friendly reminder that the Marlins traded Luis Castillo for Dan Straily.

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Cant win em all.

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never forget strails' 14-8 season on a horrifying reds team

You will probably win most tho. Dodgers look like the best team in mlb this season.

Wait what the fuck?

Hey losedians you pieces of shit
Trade Bauer to the Brewers

Signed,

Central Broship

He swung at a clear ball 4 lmao

I swear to God if we lose the series 3 years in a row I'll hang myself.

Dont steal my nazi frog this ones rare.

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atobttr

based...based brother...

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early season raw run efficiencies based on standard deviation. damn does our offense suck

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Add the Rays

um no sweetie that's the mariners

How can you hit that? From the batter's POV, it probably looks like it's going to be 3 feet outside.

there are closeups from tonight of both hosmer and machado smirking at the mound like confounded children

Love the hair. Needs to Jheri Curl it, though.

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>Everyone in SD already jumping off the Padres bandwagon
Who laughing now

COPE

Don't kid yourself, they will be a steaming pile of shit by June.

Rags win!

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How fucking braindead retarded are the Angles to sign this sack of shit for 11 million dollarydoos?

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Mad

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based bauer

>Rise of the Dark Knight
Fuck Matt Harvey

This is KWAYZIE

>one year contract in a season where the Angels are just waiting for Ohtani's elbow to heal and their best prospects to get a year closer to the majors
It doesn't really matter since they need arms to eat up innings in a season they aren't going to compete. Harvey was basically an $11 million scratcher ticket.

>dis dood was the ace of a top 5 staff in the majors a few years ago

what the hell is your problem with all the babytalking you fucking psycho

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HOLY BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

/mlb/ Jeopardy! question of the day: At least that game was between two teams nobody cares about, so no one will ever know.

>mfw I see a coastie
god damn it feels good to be apart of the central broship

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What is the 2005 World Series?

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was it part of the pirates giants game?

God I love baseball... the crack of the bat

Winning a regular season game is the equivalent to winning the world series to flyover inbreds.

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at least we have a reference point *ahem*

wow
the angels are a fucking mess

As do I.

according to this, the rays are the best team in baseball?
neat

Who are we mad at tonight? Who is the flyover inbreds?

Oh nice
Based Brewgods... based centralbros

rural retards who voted for trump are mad at the coasties who are intellectually and psychoanalytically superior and also classier

Psycho anal

>watching injuns game with friend who doesn't like baseball
>convince him to watch because i tell him Bauer is my favorite baseball player and all and i explain all the rules and stuff and predict with like 80% which pitch and location he throws before each pitch so friend is amused that i can do that so he watches a while
>it's eventually like 7-1
>can no longer justify watching such a worthless game
>go outside and we both smoke 2 cigars then come back in and watch a hitler documentary to finish 420
>check mlb app to see how many k's bauer got

BAUER GOES 6 STRIKES OUT 10 AND THEY STILL SOMEHOW FUCKING LOSE WTF CLEVELAND

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isn't that a good thing for you?

Based BAJP living an unremarkable life, but he remarks about it anyway!
Our guy pulls no tiny punches!

baby punchies to the gennies!

>eate'd salad with olives AND pickles
>took pills
>on WEED DAY!!!

And it's only my first day back!

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Yea Forums called me out on my hands being fat/small so you know what? i showed Yea Forums my hands easily wrapped around a baseball on a 4seam and a knucklecurve grip.

past trips got called out on pissing on hookers and having gay sex in wrigleyville, they posted NO PROOF of NOT- NOT pissing on hookers and having gay sex in wrigleyville.

Your small hands made that novelty ring look like a bracelet and that 12 ounce beer look like a Big Gulp.
I thought your little hands were funny, but then you took a series of MySpace angled photos of your little hands which made everything even more hilarious.
You're a sideshow, baby, and I love you.

>my hand can fit all the way around a baseball!
hee hee
oh bajeep, you unintentional clown

post a gut pic

>handlets

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!

How'd darvish pitch today?

How is Darvish shit on all the time despite getting a fuckload of strikeouts? Every time I watch him he has video game movement on his pitches, so why is he still shit?

oh you can die now asshole

>gets paid
>stops caring about results

James Shields lol

die

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

youtube.com/watch?v=sNprYJNAzBs

Half gooks are shit.

Only full blooded zipperheads are decent.

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Mean words scared me! unu

spankie!

>dads

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"zipperhead" is so underused it's Sad!

Just like your dick, lmao

The left cant meme.

Sorry I didn't know

Cole Tucker is the next Derek Jeter

sir we had no idea

>yanquis
Then he'd have to be called Pole Sucker

He has the same racial mixture and the alpha chad personality as Jeets

we really didn't know, honest

The Biracial Angel of tomorrow, eh, interesting...

Yeah he owns ya
Tucker pwns ya
Makes Darvish seeth like you wouldn't believe
Makes Cubbie fans queazy and the sight of his speed
Pwns all the haters
Hits ya big taters

Brownies takeover!

One of your better rap songs, good job.

it's rappie time!!!!

oh i dommed ya!
and i just conned ya!!!
made ya believe
darvie was meant to be
now watch as ya seeth
and laugh as ya grind ya teeth

I find this to be above modicum and in fact quite grand.

Stop making fun of darvy :(

sorry sir i made a mistake, but I have pride so I must admit my mistake.

*sheaths blade*
This one... ohoho. Now this one...

please acknowlegde my rap

HARPER
A
R
P
E
R

it's a harpie takeovie!!!!!!

In case you missed it.

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this is insane!

What's especially fun is Houspie, being a faggot, likes to run to the mods all the time but when he cried for the mods to purge threads they deleted all of his
Oh Houspie, you are a pissy faggot to the core

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Based rap

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oh hes seething

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That was great, we had the actual thread, and all these threads he created that he tried to keep alive, and then he managed to piss off the mods enough to get them deleted.

Don't forget the original.
He also likes to artistically change MLW to MIL, so if you see that, it's his thread.

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is that how they link threads on the cubs subreddit or something

Based /mlb/ wins again
Soon Yea Forums will be ours

>Cubs
This picture makes the Autistro seethe. The Cubs are trash, but this still makes him seethe.

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why cubs?

>wh-what are you talking about

You'll always be a whiny insignificant tattletale faggot

What does /mlb/ honestly think of one Bryce Harper?

oh now they mad

found him!

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Hawtt

if we had to send a trip to fight nfl or nba who's /ourguy/ ?

this is straight up crazy

based

send all the cubs fans to use the power of anime against them
5 seconds later, rip cubs fans

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The only trip that isn't just drive-by white noise is BAJP, and they could just waste his time by telling him to post hands
He'll spend an hour every thread trying to get the angles right, holding novelty miniatures and pretending they're authentically sized
Wow look at that soda can, Dollhouse brand? Well it's a regional specialty

were too chill to fight other sports, our season is too long and it affects us in that we dont get too aggressive because a baseball season is about staying calm and enduring

bajp is the only trip that's even here anymore. occasionally others pop up, but he's always willing to discuss baseball and for that, he is /myguy/

He's alright but fun to poke anyway
Doughy fuck

This.

We are above apehoop and nigger collision.

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true

Why send someone to fight trash 'generals', our true rival is /hoc/. And by True Rival I mean we don't really care about them either?

We need to go captain planet and have our anime powers combine.

>send bajp in with the lifelongs to fight nba
>bajp says a few things about the blacks but eventually starts fighting the lifelongs and vice versa

/nba/ would be left in ruins though.

We're our own rival due to any other possible competition being unworthy

This is the truth, look at how we have to battle Houspie.
>Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself!
He truly is the tragic clown.

wheeze

Cricket is our evil disfigured twin.

I will never consider cricket to be a sport unless you can roll the ball.

houspie spotted

lots of black men live "on the down low" because of the prison homosexual rape culture. so between bajp literally throwing every racial slur that exists and talking about his black hawk down fantasies drive to or from white sox games and all the literal faggots that are cubs fans. it would but them up pretty bad. but is honestly probably our least crossed general. there are way more crossers from nfl and hoc that start shit. if our guys go there or them here its lowkey because it's known how different our generals are

You poor broken retard, too faggoty for even the anonymous imageboard
I sincerely wonder if there's any further to fall after that
Hopefully you'll find out while wearing a noose

We get it, you're a faggot.

houspie sighted

you cant say thats not a pretty hilarious and realistic outcome

Yeli owns ya

gallie pwns ya

harpie debones ya

imagine trying being such a nobody you try and build a persona around being the thread maker guy but then a bunch of autist think you are so autistic they reject you.

Lmao.

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A tragic shame he'll always remember

I fucked up, I'm sorry okay?

Is it really you or are you falseflagging again?

As a cubs fag or the thread fag?

>cusb

>yaks

>cusb

>rags

>cusb

>cubes

>cusb

>bsuc

Cubs fan here. Is anal DP (of a woman) gay? It seemed gay when I came to it, but then I thought, ah, who cares.

Does she have a dick?

Don't they all?

Girls don't have dicks user.

If she does not have one its not gay.

If she does its only gay if you don't say no homo.

we fucked up

I shouldn't have made those threads

I;m thinking bout thos threads

what is the whos/orioles game during the baltimore chimpouts

This is an /mlb/ emergency, we are page 10! I repeat page 10!

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You should think about what you've done mister

Happy Easter you fags

We're good it's only bullpen tgat's garbage

two 51 legends

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>talking about his black hawk down fantasies
Kek

Happy Passover you fags

CUBBIES!!!

You don't hear anything about baseball period unless it's October, the Yankees, or something racist happens

Yankees got more men on the injured reserve than a Sri Lankan Church

Omigosh!

kc v nyy

>we're gonna get swept by the fucking marlins

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Never heard of them

>red socks spend the first month of the season just charging up to go super saiyan and then go ham on the best teams in the league

yeah im thinking we're back

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Teams that start 3-8 have only made thr postseason 4 times.

while i write my essay, should i watch the orioles game or white sox?

just giving the rest of the league a fair chance

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Get in.

White Sox- Tigers

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Centralbros... do we hand Yeli his world series ring now or do we wait?

>sewers
>ever winning a wrold series

Wait, and then laugh when he fails a drug test.

red sox vs ray

Dodgers @ Brewers

Diamondbacks @ Cubs
Nap time

Happy Easter you straights

y-you too

>anime

>live 15 miles from Philly
>Hahaha sorry bud your Phillies broadcast is under a blackout.

again with this shit?

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kys!!

Red Sux still in last place.

>have tools that clearly show instantly whether it was a strike
>don't use those but rely on the feelings of some hobo

Do Americans really...

Blame boomers

We don't like getting rid of things that are clearly mistakes.

See: Trying to outlaw abortions

Part of the game but you would never understand because you were born with fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm sorry that happened to you.

MY TEXAS RAGS

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Hurr let's just get rid of the human factor in sports. Why even have players? Let's just get automatic hitters too.

>be houston
>lose

Joey Gallo just hit hist first career sac fly. Number of plate appearances it took him to get there?
>1337
>1337
>1337

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>be houston
> lose

Joey Gallo might’ve just turned the corner lads

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>Sewers

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>hueston astrso

Walk off!
Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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300th for basedball

PA bros, Phillies or Pittsburgh?

>doyers bullpen

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thamesie owns ya

OH HE OWNS YA
AND HE JUST PWNED YA

woohoo

BELLIGOAT
>MILLSHITE

we made a huge miscalculation. we are so sorry

Cody owns ya
and he pwns ya

>Broors

How will pissconsin ever recover

this is an outrage

Do you think Harper has realized his mistake signing with the Phillies yet?

>tfw lead fantasy matchup all week and then see that was only because he had 5 guys starting on the final day as he breezes past you

Why is the nl central so shit this year

imagine if the Phillies win no worlds eries in the next 13 years

NL Shitral

WHERE'S
MY
RING
?

It's always been shit. It was just masked for the last ~20 years by a Cardinals "dynasty" built on roids and hacking, plus a singular rigged Cusb pity WS

please, just cut it out.

>Boors racist reliever loses BOTH HIS GAMES

Get trolled bitch

please dont namecall me

I'm sorry

>NL central "baseball"
Lol

No, I'm sorry. I pressured you into an apology because of my hurt feelings. I made you feel bad, when I shouldn't have.

>another coors field disaster

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We must learn from this and strive to be better

It's more that the Phillies aren't as good as they were hyped up to be. 3rd place team, 2nd if lucky

does anyone know why non-generals are always cancer?

Hiya houspie
Have you had a nice Easter?

That's a very cute dog :)

found houspie

Thanks for stopping by

>cusb

>lillies beat up on nl least
>get shit pushed in when they leave the division
Is this division actually worse than the AL Central?

No problem fren
youtu.be/r7DDch4tA44

NL central is the only redeemable NL division

>sanchez has finger issues again

first a broken nail then blisters then 30 day DL

>gnatinohnonolels

Fucking Leclerc

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based

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Thank you, Based Kelly

Rangers Take the Series

GG Astros

youtube.com/watch?v=06En3XrfzwY

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LOSETON

POOSTON

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>bombston

It's a Red Sox sweep

Based

Why can’t the disastros ever beat the Rangers?

Was Tampa just joking around about being good?

Joey Gallie

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

Rags are powered by Globe Life and the spirit of Beltre

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>look mom i posted it again

Happy Easter, /mlb/

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Happy easter centralbro

>Pebbles
>Central

>memers

Based Centralbro questioning everything

>ANOTHER David Bote Walk off

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More like the Cubs almost lost to the D-Backs and it wasn't Tyler Chatwood's fault.

That's the surprising thing, if anything.

>whos tripfag thinks he has any room to talk

>liberty media allegedly opening the purse strings for another $20 million
>mfw it goes to locking in another player instead of buying a closer

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True, his stuff looked pretty solid and he probably could've gone 7-8. How are your sox doing?

Admit it, the wild pitch in the first inning made the Cubes fanbase think "oh boy here we go again" with Chatwood. No one fucking thought that only one run would score the entire game.

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>cusb
Are the free beers still flowing in boystown?

They still have plenty of problems that they need ironing out. They tried to rally today after being down 4-0, but lost by one in the end. But at least Anderson looks like he's a changed player when he's up to bat.

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If I told you I thought that everyone would call me believable but his last few outings havent been all bad so I thought he was due. I've also heard Moncada was doing well too on the radio strangely enough. Probably just needed more development since he was a top prospect.

Is Eloy a bust?

Yes. The White Sox are cursed.

We fudged up

>Wild pitch
Those first four pitches were just a bit outside. But after that the fears were unfounded.
And fun fact, his two walks? Chatwood immediately got the next batter to GIDP so they didn't even cost him.

Pitching wise. All the starters minus Darvish brought their A game after Lester was injured, and for Davish's horrible roll out, he's been improving. And if Chatwood can prove this game wasn't a fluke, he can be a go to sixth man for the rotation.
Overall the bullpen looks a lot more stable than the outright dumpster fire it was at the start of the season, the problem is going to be closer with Strope showing some cracks like he did today. If that comes up again, we're going back to closer by committee again due to fact that Morrow is now confirmed dead. Montgomery is on the way back so that gives us another inning eater and potential starter. And further veteran reinforcements are set to arrive with Cedeno and Barnette if their rehabs go well.
Just need to make less mistakes on defense and the bats need to wake up more often and this team that can make a deep playoff run if it can keep up with some of the better teams. I'm feeling a lot more bullish about reclaiming the central if the Cubs play like this and address the other issues.

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mate what
theres no reason to have umpires when you can have unbiased, 100% accurate rulings via machine
the players are fine just not umpires

>Trying to outlaw abortions
The Republican Supreme court is going to keep up their end of the devil's pact they made with the religious right to overturn Roe v Wade. That's what the stolen seat was all about.

Go back to watching zoomerball

>i tan't wait til computers n videogames take over baseball!

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>be me zoomie
>ride recumbent bike to a based FNAF smash tourney & kickball game
>no computer to call balls and strikes
CAPITALISM WAS A MISTAKE

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bu.edu/today/2019/mlb-umpires-strike-zone-accuracy/
>MLB Umpires Missed 34,294 Ball-Strike Calls in 2018.
>In 2018, a total of 55 games were ended when umpires made incorrect calls.
>The top 10 performing umps averaged 2.7 years of experience. The bottom 10 averaged 20.6 years of experience.

Bring on the Robot Umps.

if you wouldn't let a robot suck your dick you shouldn't be willing to let one call balls and strikes

>He wouldn't let a robot suck his dick
LOL look at this fag.

>the Cleveland C's

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The count is now 3 blips and 2 bloops

Jesus why the fuck do these people even have fucking jobs?

>Lastros in charge of making gamethreads.
You'll be penalized in the next anime draft for this.

>umpire doesn't make call until well after replay challenge time limit is over
>team challenges the call
>"uh no you didn't challenge the call quick enough lol too bad"

Bravo Manfred!

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has there ever been a time where a team won a division that was under .500?

no

The tardinals almost did that

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The comedy Central might seriously challenge that this season

1981 Royals

What the fuck is this kids malfunction?

I was at the Rangers game today.

Hose LeJerk drained all of the energy out of the crowd. By the 3rd walk it was hard to muster support for him.

Is he no longer fit to be a closer?

>football uses computers
>soccer uses computers
>tennis uses computers
>volleyball uses computers

>baseball hangs solely on a college dropout's "gut" feeling

God I fucking hate this sport

So why are you here? Go suck on LeBrons nutsack or something

Leclerc makes me nervous every time he is on the mound.
Props to Mathis for staying on top of those balls. Because Leclerc will send them 4ft off the plate.

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Yay!

Anime

*goes 0-3 with a walk and a strikeout in your path*

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The biggest sham in professional sports

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Yea Forumsnime takeover!

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Do you think furries are the number one applicant for mascot jobs?

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Scary thought

Where were you when the Twins made baseball fun again?

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God I hope not

You got one out of seven so far against the Memeiners, sit down fag.

gotta love a DFG

apologize to me

we didn't know

Trout and Pujols being btfo by the M's? Get you shit together Angels.

we had no idea sir

How do you think based Heims celebrated Easter?

twitter.com/Kelly_Crull/status/1120071215815766017
This is explains why Bote wanted to end the game fast.

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So is Vlad coming up this week or not?

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Supossedly

How does he keep doing it? Some players just get so lucky

Which players are known to get lucky in the ballpark?

Yelich for starters, look at where he got all his home runs this season. Something's fishy about that.

Who else should we look at and why?

Just look at Yelich, MLB would go into full damage control if he's exposed to be a cheater given how much they're whoring him out.

my idea is look into yelich i know it sounds crazy but these day they have so many cameras and lasers and modeling and stuff it's just you know at the home parks you have to look into it

Luke himeies!

I love Yelich for making my cards go up in value, and giving Uecker something to live longer for

Theo is great at farming talent.
Hiring free agents? Not so much.

Anyone else got eyes on Yeli?

When you have 4 walks offs in less than a year and your last year was your rookie season, that's not luck, that's skill.

Why are we crying about Yelich being a star?

I'm not saying he's bad, I like him, I'm just saying that even the most skilled players don't do that

Would you guys trade Gleyber Torres for Tim Anderson?

It's the intangibility known as being clutch.

youtube.com/watch?v=A0gFnSySfU8
youtube.com/watch?v=KoakvlU_v9U
youtube.com/watch?v=DI8uH4_pzeo

Also keep in mind, he was the set up man for Rizzo's walk off homer last year too.
youtube.com/watch?v=s6JqoSCNWbM

>chuck bat
>wooga booga at catcher
>pitcher with some playful tit for tat bantz next time up
>shriek howl and knuckle jump your way to first
>goyish media decide you're tha face of tha franchize
Epic

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Hell, nobody talks about baseball even when the season is in full swing, they watch the NBA playoffs, NFL draft instead of basedball

fuck no

based

So when are the Broors going to trade Hader for prospects now that the Dodgers have exposed him?

There were rumours that Hader was goin to the M's last year, so who knows.

Would the M's really want a racist though? I know that flies in a redneck of the north dump like Wisconsin, but Settle's gotta have standards even with the memes.

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>but Settle's gotta have standards even with the memes.
You clearly don't understand memes or Washington state. King county is like the only major blue county in our state, everything else is red. Also, one of our front office heads was pariah'd last year for calling all mexican and brown people "Lazy"

Based...based seattle the home of the original racists and memies

which team is undisputedly reddit?

Do you even need to ask?

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well /mlb/?

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rangers

The train approaches brothers

hey guys it's almost time for a new thread

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>rags

Does any pitcher in baseball have nastier stuff than Luis Castillo?

/hoc/ here how can i get into this semen slurpin sport?

been to 5 games for my local mlb team but thinkin i want to stir the pot by supporting an out of town team

seething

If ya don't get it, you never will.

hey why don't you go away?

thinkin about the cubs lad

>scuba kek scuba

Get the net, Scuba is a dead meme.

2016 world champs lad

sorry guys i had no idea

and you only have to wait another 100 years

>be houston
>lose

it's all good >we'll do it again

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

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fill me in on mlb memes lads

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Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

is this board always this slow?

Fangraphies exiting the genny

!!!

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA!
OH MO MO MO MO MO!!!!
....
SCUBA!!!!!!!!!
SCUBA KEK!!!!
lmfao
SCUBAA!!!!!!!!!!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KEK

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this is kway kway

this is cwaizie!!!!
:D

tis is psykotic....fckingpsykotic ;_;

This hasn't aged well

alright so who are the good guys and bad guys of /mlb/?

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what the heckies is going on!!!!
D::

If I was a sexually oblivious tomboy I would wear loose clothing to baseball games and let men peek down my shirt

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cubbie!

WHERE'S MY gackt
urg

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tommies to the gennies!!!!!!

HARPIE IS SO BASED >:3

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Based..... based harpie

If I was a sexually oblivious tomboy I would get all the pussy that could ever want.

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omigosh tommies!!!!!!!

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This seems ok when Harpie does it

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>cusb

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I hope Jody is a free-use slut

joey gallie!!! omigosh!!!!!

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I got the new thread, don't worry guys.

hm

HOUSPIE!!!!!!

500